Donnell - Who Shot Ya?

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

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Hi Yo, yo. I'm trying not to interrupt. The Donnell Rawlings show live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga. You'll never take my place. Thank you. Deary. Deary got his sexy shirt on, y'all. Does it feel the same? Does it feel good? What? Yes, sir.

Whatever. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I know the people at the bar, and I know you're saying, what do you mean, people at the bar? Oh, so her bitches are at the bar, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Donner and Rollins Show, and you can tell by this energy that I'm in a good fucking mood. And when I'm in a good mood, you know what happens?

The show gets motherfucking ripped. Last week I was a little off. It had nothing to do with the election. It had everything to do with my fucking thumb. Y'all know how gangsta I am, right? Last week I had a situation. And I'm going to find out who the fuck did this to my motherfucking Twitter thumb. And I'm going to find out who the fuck did that to my Twitter thumb.

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Okay, instead of you saying don't forget, can you just say it? Oh, yeah. So don't say don't forget. Oh. All right, do it again. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Don Air Rollins Show. I'm not going to go all the way to the end, but this is my cheesy voice.

I'm going to get to the gun violence and why black lives matter, what happened to my motherfucking thumb a little later. But before I do that, I want to take an opportunity to thank the motherfuckers that helped pay our bills. Get 20% off at Manscaped.com by using the promo code ASHY. That's ASHY at Manscaped.com. Get the Lawn Mower 3.0.

That's the one. Is that it then? That's it. That's the whole commercial. That's the commercial. So you mean to tell me... You want to give them bonus time? No, no, no, no, no commercial. So you mean to tell me. You want to give him bonus time? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You mean to tell me. I had to get to the point. That's the whole commercial. And then you had to say, don't forget. Right? That was the whole commercial? You didn't think I was going to say that? No, the important part was to let people say money.

Don't forget. I was telling you not to forget. To tell people. So why are you telling me? Okay. Is that. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Should I take that as a level of disrespect for Deary to say he was testing me to see if I would remember? Is that a level of disrespect? He doesn't have any trust in me? How long we been working together, Deary? It's been over a year. This is not a year. Isn't this the fucking anniversary? This is the anniversary.

Yeah. Yeah. But we met before the show's i didn't give a fuck about you then dearie i didn't even know you did dearie the bitch said i got a podcast nigga and you just happen to be the podcast nigga i mean we're gonna celebrate the anniversary that's how it fucking happened one One year. Congratulations. No, no. Let me finish my story. At one year, I wouldn't say this. You try to cut me off, sir. I did not know you, dearie. I did not know you.

Kate Criggins was like, yo, I was like, we need a podcast, nigga. And I was like, I need a podcast, nigga. And she said, I got you a podcast, nigga. She didn't say nigga, but she said podcast, dude. She talked about you about Kill Tony and everything. And you said, fuck. She was like this. You should fuck with him.

I'm like, do we got cameras? Does he have cameras? Can record this shit? Let's fucking do it. And we did it. And through that time, this is 364, three, two days, whatever. You still don't think I remember shit. I was just worried about the people, man.

20% off. So now you give a fuck about the people. I give a fuck about that. I've always worried about the people, man. 20% off. So now you give a fuck about the people. I always gave a fuck about the people. You give a fuck about the people? I'm all about the people. I'm all about the people. Got to give the people. Alright.

If you're all about the people, I need you to do something. See, you know more black shit than I do. You do. They don't even know you're a white nigga. Can I say that? Fuck yeah. It's the anniversary, nigga. That's right.

I'm going to say. Hold on. No. Drop a bomb on a white nigga, y'all. Every note. Wait a minute. Can I say it? You can say it. I can't tell you what you can't say

deal with the consequences deal with the consequences I know for so many years white people say to you well can I say it nope can they sing it can the white people sing it? Can the white people sing it?

No Oh no no no no You can't use a word that kind of Sounds Can you use This is where we ask it Like the word Nike or something like that This is the question David Deary

is asking. Can a white man sing? The question he asks in front of all of these African American listeners. How do I get to use the N word? Do I do it in a rap?

Do I use it when I'm having traffic rage? Maybe that's it. Back to the question Do you know karate? No Do you have any formal training with any fighting style? No Do you have a black friend that has a gun? Yeah.

Still can't use it, nigga. I wasn't asking for me. You went for the hokey-doke, man. Yo, son, you be in the shower practicing it. I wasn't asking for me. You be in the shower practicing it. To be honest asking for me. You be in the shower practicing it. To be honest, son, do you practice saying the N-word in the shower? No.

Never? No. We had this conversation. So, dude, you a fucking hip-hop motherfucker, right? Right. So, not one time. Was I singing along? Singing along and just letting it rock.

Never. Don't answer that question. The signal. Just don't. Right way rock never don't answer that question right way wrong way to answer that question take on my bitch take on my bitch take on my bitch let me tell y'all something man get a fucking dog just get a dog Let me tell y'all something, man. Get a fucking dog. Just get a dog. Niggas be going through breakups and shit.

They be trying to do them by themselves. Get a fucking dog. Yo, that could be the new rule. You going through a breakup, nigga, just go rescue a dog. Somebody's going to kill you. Bitch, get off my... Oh! Yo! Yo! Somebody's gonna kill you. Bitch, get off my... Oh. Yo. Yo.

She dropped a bomb. Yo. Yo. What are you doing? Maggie dropped bombs, son. She thinks she's cute with a little bird. With a little bird, bird. With a little bird.

Yo, she... Yo, go ahead. Go where you're going. Don't turn the podcast off. Maggie. Oh. Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit't turn the podcast off Maggie oh hit the button hit the button hit a button hit a button hit a button hit a button nigga I mean girl Maggie hit a button they looking at you right there Maggie hit a button

oh she camera shy why you trying to disrespect me now you're gonna disrespect a little puppy dog come on on, hit the button, Maggie! What kind of motherfucker is he? He just shit on a five month old fucking puppy. Oh, nah. Come on, you're gonna have people... Yo, you order... Death threats. They should, dude.

You be ordering gun pieces or different... You got gun kits? Maggie, are you gonna be a part of the show? I see you dressed up for the one-year anniversary. Happy one-year anniversary, Don. Now, what do you think you learned from one-year podcasting? What's changed since your first day? I think the thing that's changed since my first day is that I've embodied more of the I don't give a fuck attitude.

Because shit is kind of stressful. You try to meet certain expectations. Oh, yeah. You know, at the end of the day on a podcast, no matter what you say, people are like, as long as it's interesting, people listen to it. But you want people to like you. For the most part, to have a podcast, you want people to like you. And I was wondering if more folks were going to like you.

Because niggas nasty. you have a podcast, you want people to like you. And I was wondering if more folks were going to like you. Because niggas nasty. Yo, these internet niggas. Now, for the most part, people are happy with you. But you focus on the one or two. You focus on the one or two. That's how it always is, man. I could be on stage,

and I got 3,000 people laughing, right? And four people not laughing. I would direct all my attention all from the 3,000 people that's paying? And four people not laughing, I would direct all my attention all from the 3,000 people that's paying attention, and I would just focus on I just want to get those last ones. You know? So it's also

a year, that means if it's a year anniversary of the podcast, it's also a year anniversary of the Joe Rogan RZA podcast. Because that was around the same time, wasn't it? It was around the same time. It was the same time. That was probably the most viral. That was the most disrespected podcast I did.

That's the one that had me. Them niggas was like, I'm like, I feel like Tyrese. What more do you want from me? They were lighting your ass. Yo, I wasn't even fighting back. I was like, yo, y'all right.

Y'all right. I talked too much. They kept on trying to make a point. Oh my God. This one day was like this. Oh, what could have been an epic podcast. Donnell totally ruined it. I talked too much. That's why I started doing a podcast. Donnell totally ruined it. I talk too much. That's why I started

doing a podcast. Hello? America, niggas that talk a lot, need an outlet, and it's a motherfucking podcast. And I was talking too much. How do you tell a motherfucker that talks for a living to not talk? Yeah.

That's crazy. You think Joe was thinking halfway through the interview that he probably should have just like let you go home that day? No, Joe, no. That day, first off, Joe Rogan that day was more excited

about me staying than me being excited to stay. Right. It was a good fucking interview. And here's the thing, the funny thing about it, what I thought, because we had a different energy. RZA came in chipper and happy and everything, bong-bong and all that type of shit.

He was bong-bong. And then when we went on the air, nobody was joking no more. Everybody got fucking serious and shit and i couldn't shut the fuck up and at the end of it uh joe roger came to me at the end of it i was like yo nigga i was like we did that shit this is what they didn't feel this is what i felt i was like we did that shit and he was like man he said that might be one of the greatest fucking podcast outros ever. The outro of it, the way he ended the whole thing, the way it came together. That's what I thought.

But are y'all really looking around? It's a police car. Yo, you turn like you ready to snitch, son. Yo, you said, you came like did you guys did you guys hear that don't be afraid of the police son be afraid of the streets son be afraid of the motherfucking streets i'm not afraid of the police why would i be afraid of the police you have no reason to be i have no reason to be afraid of the police i've had bad interactions with the police though when i was uh one time i was uh traveling across the country sleeping outside it like squatting in a that was your choice though black people yeah that was my choice yeah you can't complain about sleeping

outside if you drive somewhere to sleep yeah yeah no i'm not i'm saying i was me and my friend we were we were hitchhiking we were camping out we were you keep looking over your shoulder like the police really gonna come in here. But go ahead. And the police showed up with guns. They came out with guns. You know, we were just sleeping, and they came with guns. So the police showed up to a campground.

It wasn't a campground. We were just camping, like, in a hallway of, like, a Motel 6 or something like that. You know how they have the stairs? Yeah. We went into the staircase, and we went under, you know, the back of the stairs. That's some gangster shit, son. And slept there. Like a motherfucker, right?

Yeah, see? It was chill. Yo, you slept there. You slept there like a motherfucker. And then the police came with their guns out, but they put the guns away. They were like, oh, okay, you guys are white. Because they was afraid of you motherfuckers in skateboard shoes, man. I guess so, yeah.

But no, they put the guns away, and then they were like, all all right you guys are just hitchhiking across the country get out of here i got shot last week son damn did you put your did you like what happened i got shot but in the thumb you talk about your cat got shot in the thumb so what's wrong with getting shot in the door no i'm asking how it happened but why are you disrespecting like me getting shot in the thumb. So what's wrong with getting shot in the dome? I'm asking how it happened, but why you disrespected like to be getting shot in the thumb. So what you're saying is like What oh she said was it a salt salt gun know what no fucking saw it was a gun gun with it. I Got shot. I didn't see the gun So it's it. Where was your thumb? I'm asking where that your thumb was when it comes. Yeah, I was I was right here

It was it was right here Well, you think my thumb was if I got a shot It was like I tell the story no I'm saying my phone was like said I got shot nigga. That's the story Nobody bully does it nobody believe my story? Tell the story. Tell the story. No, I'm saying my thumb was like, I got shot. Nigga, that's the story. That's it? Nobody believe, that's it. Nobody believe my story. What kind of gun do you think it was? Did the bullet go through your thumb?

So, first off, I don't remember what kind of fucking gun it was. I don't remember. All I heard was something saying, pow! So, it probably was a 22. A 22. A 22. A 22. Do it again.

I got shot. Where were you? It was like this. Fat! That's an AK. I was in the parking lot, nigga. The parking lot. I was walking.

I was in the parking lot. Okay, you were in the parking lot. Yeah, I had Maggie, son. All right. In the other hand, obviously. I was in the parking lot. Okay, you were in the parking lot. Yeah, I had Maggie, son. All right. In the other hand, obviously. I was already dizzy that day. I had Maggie, right? You're the only witness that that happened.

Is it your story or my story? Hello? Who has the getting shot story? Anybody else got a shot? You do. Me. I've been shot. Also, you ever been shot?

No. Not on the runway. I'm talking about shot. Pow! I had a shot. You got shot? Yes. No, you got shot shot?

Yes. And then she shot the front. Like where? Where you get hit? Like here. Oh, she got the wounds, nigga. Like here, like all this. Oh. I just the wounds, nigga. Oh.

I just got this, nigga. I'm a bitch ass nigga, son. Let me put my punk ass thumb away, nigga. Yo, let me put my punk ass thumb away, nigga. God damn, I just ain't been able to tweet for two days. She took shots to the body, nigga. Damn, I got to put my thumb away. I'm going to find out who did it. Nobody came to see me in the motherfucking hospital.

It's COVID. How are you going to find out who did it? I don't know. Somebody know. What you mean? So nobody wanted to come see me what you mean you want to come see me like hey you're gonna be all right nobody was like that there's texas technology based on you wouldn't give instagram a break we all knew you were

doing that i didn't man who can come see you during COVID? One person. Who? You only get picked one person. There you go. And you're one person a day. One person. So why you keep saying nobody ain't come? But ain't nobody even ask. Like, ain't nobody was, nobody was like.

You can't come to the hospital. But ain't nobody say, do you need anything? We did. You was like, you wanted the wrong shit. I was like, I'll bring you a green drink, but I'm not bringing you no soul food or no snacks. So what you're trying to tell me is that people didn't want to come see me because they thought I wanted them to bring me soul food? Yeah, for mushrooms or wheat. Wait a minute, nigga, I don't need no food to have in the hospital. Alright, first off, this conversation is going way too

way. Uh-uh. I didn't never have mushrooms. Did I? now that I think about it I didn't use them but it wasn't a horrible request the motherfucker said on my board the shit said regular diet

it didn't say oh this nigga can't eat this or that it said regular diet so what's wrong so In-N-out burger is inappropriate that is definitely not regular so an in-n-out an in-n-out burger you you young lady the one that showed so much interest is you you so ordering... Yeah, you. No, I'm talking to you. So ordering an In-N-Out burger is inappropriate for a hospital guest? No, so, no, not at all.

You know, I just saw a video that Kim posted about this time Kanye got arrested and he ordered Mr. Chow to the jail. So, no, it's not inappropriate to order In-N-Out. That's doing a little too much, though. That nigga doing the most. That nigga. I'm talking about nigga. We got to have surgery.

You might have surgery any minute now. You might die. And then you say, I want an In-N-Out burger. You're like, didn't they say you might have surgery any minute? But I want an In an out burger so what But it wasn't I know all you right that's why the niggas they want me to eat They was trying to cut me. I bring you a green drink. I bring you a fruit drink. What did your manager say? Wait. You had surgery. No.

I was borderline. Son, you right. Right. I was right. I was like, them niggas trying to surgery on me. Them motherfuckers. Did you have surgery or not? No, nigga.

Slow down. You got somewhere to go? Yeah. All right. To tell your story. No, you tell your story. Tell me your anniversary story. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no your story, since I, yo. No, you tell your story. Tell me your anniversary story. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Just go. I was just asking if you had surgery. And I was telling the story. Continue. And I was like, they was setting me up for surgery because they were like, when was the last time you ate? I'm like, are you trying to feed me? But I didn't think. It's like 12 o'clock.

If you're going to have surgery, you can't. They was preparing me for surgery, nigga, just because I got shot in the motherfucking thumb. So they wanted you to have surgery, but you didn't have surgery? I didn't need surgery. Oh, you didn't need surgery. Surgery could possibly have been an option.

You never get, I can't talk to you. You've never been shot. You know what I'm saying, right? I cut my finger off, though. Nigga, come on, man. Man, I do bad gangster shit. What did you mean, cut your finger off? I accidentally cut my finger off.

I got caught in a bike chain. You cut your whole finger off I cut the tip of my finger off they said nigga got you still got your fucking finger on do you know how many motherfuckers are walking around like this yeah but I mean I still got it off do y'all know America y'all know what I'm doing right now just do a claw like you angry or something right just do a claw like you got a fucking orange or something that's it this motherfucker's walking around with that shit and he said I cut the tip off

and they sold it back up and you can't he knows he can do all this shit are you live right now so we're not interested enough for you no I'm just trying to understand what's going on I'm just trying to understand what's going on. I'm just, that would have been, you was on IG. That's really what's going on right now? I had to check a message. So what is this anniversary special about being disrespectful to me? I took a video of your sponsors.

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No. So you think it's okay just to be on the phone while we're having a show? Yeah. Well, so I had asked. All right, what's your IG? I'm tired of you. Can I say something? Nope, nope, nope.

You too. You just, uh-uh. Can I say something? Nope. What's your? I had asked the question. Nope. Okay.

I had asked if it's okay for white people to say the N-word, especially if they're rapping along to a song, and I got a really good response. No, okay Thank you so much, but this thing is bitch showed is my show nigga That's her story Live I'm talking about my life. But I do agree with that. I agree with that. So what else did they say while you was rudely interrupting the show? Shut up.

I want to hear what they said. Come on. Your comments were incredible. Let me say one more comment. Share another comment. That was the only one. That was the only one I got so far. We only got one comment.

All right. What's your IG? TITI. TITI. KSH. K what? KSH. K-S-H-A. K-what? K-S-H-A. I'm looking at our friends and comments.

Oh, shit, I see you. Trish. Okay. Kind of funny. Yo, this is what niggas do. They get a baby like this. They don't even want to talk to a bitch. They be like, yo, what's your IG?

Then they be Zooming like, okay, all right. Do that. Yo, look, that's one of them. You be like this, okay, all right. You start doing a Zoom like this. So the people that we follow are the people that have been playing spades with all the corners i don't give a about who you play spades with you don't play you play you play spades online i don't do that i'm not the millennial spades i play spades they're older they're older they're not millennials okay this is the point I'm making.

You was talking about, do you play spades? Like, you about to get a deck of cards, 52, and just, fuck. You talking about hitting buttons and shit. Yeah. That's not like, I mean. We're in quarantine. We can't even be with people. You got to make a bubble.

Make a spades bubble. Make a bubble. Niggas go make, why niggas get on there and make a bubble? Everybody go get a corona test at the same time. Blah, blah, blah. Why niggas don't try to make their own bubble? Make your bubble niggas go make white niggas come on them make a bubble Everybody go get a corona test at the same time black black black white niggas are trying to make their own bubble Make your bubble. You're not easy as to make a bubble Make your bubble. Okay. Yes, you can bitch. They got results 18 hours 24 hours, whatever get your results and fucking make a bubble Go, I got a bubble making machine in my backpack nigga yo yo wellness VF wellness right man they're the shit I got a motherfucking rapid reader and swabs and you cracked him out?

Cracked him out. I go up in the nigga's nose quick. Whop, whop. But the whole thing is, my point is, think about this. When we first started, and this is almost the anniversary

of when it's just first started. This is almost the anniversary when we first started doing it. Yeah. It's really, when we first went into the pandemic, niggas ain't know nothing about a bubble.

Niggas ain't know nothing about no vaccines about to pop up. Motherfuckers ain't know none of that. No doubt. You know? It's evolving. Yeah, but the thing is, you really can make a bubble. It's easy. Niggas need to start having bubble parties.

They do. Why didn't you get no invite to no bubble parties? What's up? Hey, y'all. We celebrating our anniversary. What's up, Steph? Federico. Federico.

Niggas come through. Niggas got mad tripods and shit. Y'all know what it is. Order food. Y'all know what it is. Just telling niggas, Federico. I was just telling niggas I just came home from when i got shot son all we know is he was in a parking lot

in this parking lot how important is the parking lot which took the story well did i get shot or not like so yeah i gotta get for y'all y'all are not gonna try to verify y'all not gonna believe How important is the parking lot to the story? Did I get shot or not? Like, so I got to get for y'all. Y'all are not going to verify. Y'all not going to believe my story until I'm like, I got to tell you exactly what parking lot it was. What's wrong? The dog was in. What's wrong with just having a wound, son?

Right. That's not enough. So my word is not enough. No, that's why people go to court. Oh, shit. Do people go to court. Oh, shit. Do people go to court shot up like me? Yeah. Do they do that?

Yeah. And guess what? The judge still don't believe them. I asked myself a question earlier before we started today because we sat around and we had some good food and we was trying different food and different cultures and shit. And the question I asked, I said, can a person, what did I say, can you discriminate against somebody because of the food they order?

With their food, with the food. Can a restaurant discriminate with, can they profile you? Can they profile you with your food order yeah they do okay okay hot sauce started right so hot sauce they look at you sir wait they'd sort do they look at you like I know they like hot sauce or they're gonna ask for a hot sauce Oh, butt niggas still fucking with A1. I don't know. Somebody fucking with A1 is like somebody still got roaches in the house. I like that A1.

Yeah, I'm just saying, son. I know the last time I saw a roach, it was A1 around somewhere, son. With a little shit around the tip, nigga. That A1 is a fucking Rocha stimulant. I think people get, I know people are going to argue with me or whatever, but I guarantee if you go to like a steakhouse, right, and this nigga's been making steaks all day.

The cooks in the back? Look, they be making, yeah, niggas in the back, cooks in the back. You do your translation. The cooks. The cooks in the back. The chef. This. The cooks. The cooks in the back. The chef. This is why I forget shit, because when I'm talking, you're fucking me up.

You didn't forget this. What was I saying? You were saying if black people go into a steak restaurant. If you go to a steak. See, I forgot, nigga. And then the dudes are in the back cooking the whole time. They're going to say this. And then someone comes back and says.

They're going to say this. As soon as they get the check, they get to like. This is my brother. Nigga, I'm all right. Niggas been calling me like, prayer's up for Donnell. I'm going to make it, son. Be home soon. What was I saying?

You were saying if black people go into a steakhouse here's a waitress she got the order she's like this is this whole table full of black people they hate to talk about the steak they hold their breath as soon as

somebody in the table says I want this steak they like this they're like this. They're like, he's going to order it well done. It's like the hot sauce thing. It's like, and I'm going to take a deep breath. He's going to order this well done, and three people are going to order it well done. And then when she takes that order to the back, to the the chef and he sees three well done steaks in a row he's like what table them niggas

sitting at automatic it's the table with the hot sauce i didn't know that was a thing that's crazy yeah you can get you can you go to a chinese restaurant. Right? Yeah. In D.C., as soon as you order chicken wings, they answer it for you. You say, this is some real shit, son. They finish the sentence, son. You say, I want 10 chicken wings. Do they say, what sort is it? Hot sauce, salt, pepper, ketchup?

Like, I'm just, yo, they look you right in your face like, hot sauce, salt, pepper, ketchup. And you like,

yeah. And then, they can be like this, extra hot sauce, salt, pepper, ketchup. I want extra hot sauce,

salt, pepper, ketchup. They look at you like, they just put the salt in there while they even saying it. They're like, how do you want that hot sauce, salt, pepper, ketchup. They look at you like, they just put the salt on there while they're even saying it. They're like, how do you want that hot sauce, salt, pepper, ketchup? Yeah, they know. They know what niggas.

Like this. Yeah, let me get a shrimp fried rice with extra, extra shrimp. He's like, nigga, extra cost. Motherfuckers be in the fucking carryout trying to hustle for four more shrimp like big god they'd be like yes and it throw three more extras on there nigga you see the price for extra dig you see the price for extra nigga, like, I fuck with you that much,

I'm like, yeah, you know. Yeah, this nigga, I don't know, three more extra shrimp. You get the four shrimp,

they come with it. That is so fucked up, nigga. You live in a house with a lot of people, nigga, it be like a whole half a gallon of shrimp fried rice

in the morning with no shrimp. Niggas are tunneled for morning with no shrimp. Niggas in tunnels for that shit, son. Niggas got shrimp goggles. Like they cut through all them carrots and all that extra shit. Nigga, fuck that rice. Nigga, where is the shrimp in this shrimp fried rice?

You catch one, son. You say, oh, I got him! Yup, I had the most shrimp out of the shrimp fried rice. I don't know if a celebrate. Does this feel like a celebration to everybody? Yeah, yeah. Oh, certainly. Yeah, yeah.

One year. One year. So disrespectful. You know what? Man, we ain't got no pouches. We ain't got no pouches. No, not yet. Lock them fucking phones up. We usually don't have any guests at all. We don't got no pouches. We ain't got no pouches. No, not yet. Lock them fucking phones up.

We usually don't have any guests at all. We don't have no guests. Donnell, maybe they're on the phone subscribing to the YouTube or subscribing to the iTunes, to the podcast on iTunes. Man, if they listen to this podcast, they haven't subscribed now, and they ain't going to fucking subscribe. But no, I'm saying these- Fuck them fake ass subscriber ass niggas trying to control your life. Niggas be putting... Niggas put pressure on you. They be coming at you like this.

You know what? I just unfollowed. Yeah, they do. They have the attitude like... Buddy. You just lost a follower. I'm like, I'm glad I got 371,000 to choose from, nigga. Beat it, nigga.

I don't even like niggas with likes. Look at this. Does this look like I like on shit? It's going to be a minute until you Instagram. I got shot, son. I'm fucking on Instagram with, look, blah, blah, blah. Do you have any clues? How are you going to find the dude who did it?

Or maybe it could be did it? All I saw could be a female. All I remember was a flash and then it was a dark skinned nigga and a light skinned nigga. Two people?

They jumped me. They jumped you? I didn't want to tell nobody that. They beat you? I didn't say I got fucked up. They jumped me.

What? You fought back? You have any bruises from the jump? They just jump on you too, nigga? Got jumped and shot in the same week? The same time. They were that close and they shot you? Y'all don't know my motherfucking life, son.

Shit can happen like that in a week, nigga. I got a new dog dog I got shot in the same fucking week what were they wearing if I saw flashes go off how the fuck would I remember what they was wearing I don't know if it was multiple shots this is what I'm saying flash went off and then my fucking thumb was fucked up. And your thumb was fucked up. Next thing you know, you woke up in the hospital. Was it like camera flash?

Gun powder flash. Gun flash. Yeah. And then you just blinded. Yep. Gun powder. And they jumped you. It was two of them. Two of them.

Light skin. They both had a gun. Dark skin. Or one of them had a gun. Two guns? You don't know. He didn't see that. Or one of them had a gun. Two guns? You don't know. He didn't see that. This is what I remember.

Okay. I had Maggie in one arm. Maggie in, obviously, the other arm. And then they jumped. And then all of a sudden, pfft, flash. What happened to the jumping? That was after they shot me. Jumping was after.

I got shot? Mm-hmm. The got shot. The flash first. I got shot. The flash went off. I was fucking with my thumb that I didn't see them niggas. Then Maggie was barking. And then that's when I came to my senses. In the hospital.

You was fucking with your thumb? What were you trying to hold? Protecting Maggie. In the hospital. You was fucking with your thumb? You were like trying to hold it with your thumb. Protecting Maggie. With your thumb. She little, nigga. God. That's a shield. That's like a bulletproof vest for that little ass dog.

Can you describe anything about... I'm trying to get a profile on these people. Man, this is what's wrong with white people, man. Why you can't just leave it alone, bruh? Goddamn, why you keep pushing it, man? What's wrong with white people? Keep pushing it, man. We got a lot of people out there. Maybe we can find these guys. I know y'all got a lot of people, nigga.

I want y'all some of y'all niggas to go home, nigga. It's over. The election is over. Go home, nigga. They just hanging around in Nation's Capitol. Just go home. Oh, my goodness, man. I don't know.

And I'm not even trying to be a show this is about politics or anything, but this shit is the funniest. Nigga, go home. All of those golf courses you got to go to. Go on the golf tour. This nigga just lost. Corona is at an all-time motherfucking high. This nigga about to pull troops from Iran and where else?

Afghanistan. And Afghanistan. Just like, whap, whap, whap. He won't let the niggas get the notes to what's going on. Keep it a secret. This is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life, son. It's madness. Yo.

Come on, man. Donald, you're taking the fun out of winning Just let niggas have it Donald Trump refuses to let motherfuckers have their moment Right And if he would have had that moment man He would have went crazy Motherfuckers have been

Busting off with AK-47s It would have been Fop Fop Fop Fop Fop Yeah

Fuck yeah We did it again Fuck yeah It'd have been, Yeah! Fuck yeah, we did it again! Fuck yeah! And the thing about it is like, yeah, you're doing it again, but you're just doing it so motherfucking nasty, man. What's going on? You just missed the story I fucking got shot.

You heard I got shot, right? You heard I got shot, right? You heard I got shot? Yeah. Shot and jumped. Yep. Motherfuckers pulled up on me. Listen! Motherfuckers pulled up on me.

I'm in the parking lot with Maggie. Maggie? Maggie around here somewhere she still shell shocked because when all the bullets all the bullets was going off that loud yeah yeah how many shots went off i don't know 48 48 or four did you say four and only one hit your thumb wait did you say four to eight? Or did you say 48? I said 48 shots, nigga. 48 shots?

What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I said 48 shots. 48 shots. What did it say? Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Did anything else get old? Like nothing? There was no other bullet damage except your thumb? Was the thumb direct?

Or was it like a... Like, did it just... Was it... Go to his Instagram. That's the tip of his thumb. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo. Go to his Instagram.

Yo, don't go to my... Yo, hey, yo. My Instagram. Get off the fuck off my Instagram. I got shot, nigga. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. Put your phone. What?

And look up the gunshot right yeah look it up oh that's right some people don't know when to stop fucking playing i told y'all gangster all day i got shot my motherfucking thumb nigga you ain't never been shot son she been shot you've been haven't been shot I got shot I explained my motherfucking get shot story to all of you niggas 48 48 shots finished. And they jumped you. So who called the ambulance? Ooh, good question. Did you go in an ambulance? Did you get in your car and drive yourself, dazed and shot? And where was Maggie?

I called the Uber. I jumped in the Uber, nigga. That Uber came with all that blood. With that blood everywhere? Did he charge you for the blood on his car? Man, some people believe in God, man. All right, I don't know how y'all feel. Everybody don't profit off of God.

He saw me bleed in the back of that bus. He said, get in. He saw me bleed in the back of that Uber. He said, what are you? I said, just go, nigga. I was like, just go, nigga. He was like, what happened? I was like, the nigga shot me. He was like, what happened? I was like, the nigga shot me.

My mother fucking shot a nigga. Boom. Boom. He was gone, nigga. Then that's when I wind up being in the hospital. So he drove you to Cedars and he got out and went in? Or how did that work? He just dropped you off and they came and got you?

They were social distancing. They social distanced. He had to drop me off. He had to drop me off. He couldn't wait. Did you see the triage nurse first or you went straight to emergency? Were you out there with the babies and the grandmas? Yo, surprisingly enough, this shit was empty as a motherfucker. COVID.

COVID, nigga. It was wide open. They had chairs social distancing each other. And nobody was in the chairs. They were social distancing from the other chair. Yep. I went in there. And I didn't fill out a police report.

But niggas know what happened. You didn't file a police report? I don't snitch, nigga. Okay. What? I told her I wasn't talking to the police. So there's no report. Was there a bullet?

There was no witnesses. No witnesses. When they pulled the bullet out, did they give it to you? There was a witness. Don I grabbed in the waiting room I had Maggie's grandparents come pick her up I was I said I said pick up Maggie I What? Was there a bullet? You were on the way while you was in Uber. You was like, yo, I just got shot. You got to pick up Maggie. I was. I said, pick up Maggie.

I'm afraid. I was like this. Me and Maggie just starting to get to know each other and shit. I don't want to be away from Maggie. But who do I trust? All of that. After you called the Uber and jumped in, and then you called the grandparents, and then you triaged yourself, and then ended up in there.

But nobody heard the bullets or nothing No other witnesses Was there a bullet lodged in your thumb? Did they take the bullet out? Did you look on his Instagram? Does that look like a bullet in it? Listen I keep trying to see

I don't see that It's sensitive It's sensitive It's sensitive It's the eyeball shit When you see the eyeball shit You know Oh, okay

I got shot, nigga that's it but I was just curious if you if they gave you the bullet today when they take the bullet out did they give it to you man let me say something who I think did it yeah who do you think did it that's a good question coming from over there at the bar who do you think did it and then did they give you the bullet? I want to know that. I want to know. Am I hooked up? Let me see. How can they tell which one it was out of the 48?

No, 48 shots. He wasn't shot 48 times. He says he heard 48 shots. Did you count? Like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10? Or are you just estimating? And they only hit your thumb. Oh, they could have found the shells.

There's no other wounds. There's no other wounds. Maggie didn't get hit? No. Maggie didn't get fucking... Did you come into the store? You don't know what the fuck happened. Maggie, life was in goddamn danger.

Okay? I didn't know. I heard the flashes go off. I grabbed Maggie. I grabbed her. Bullets just started spraying. That's what happened. Man, black people are so hard to please, man.

Are you calling 50 Cent? Who are you calling right now? Big Quiet. Very Jessie. Very Jessie. This is very Jessie. This is very Jessie. Very Jesse This how they treat me when I was in the hospital son Hold on. Yo, wait a minute. My niggas know I just came home. Hold on. Ain't no dog bite me. Hold on. A lot of people have been

getting shot lately though. A lot of people have been getting shot. So maybe, you know, I'm not going to. I was like, oh my God. Here it is. People are getting shot these days. And it was like, I think it was like this. It was like it was like an open paper cut. I was like, okay.

For what? Your gunshot. A gunshot. Well, my man know I just came home. Nobody. God damn, nobody answer the phone for me, nigga. Yo. Yo, son, man.

What the nigga's the street saying about when i got shot son what the fuck is funny Yo, son. What, man? They can serve, son. They can serve. Son, what is the street saying about when I just got shot? Nigga, what the street saying? I don't know. The street saying you got shot. Yo, y'all know Donnell got shot, right?

You with him now? They're laughing, too. They're laughing. Laughing. Laughing. Who laughing, son? Who is it, nigga? Who laughing? Who laughing, son?

Who's laughing? My brother. Now, Giant Fan, man, that nigga laughing. I got shot, man. What is the street saying, son? Yo. What saying, son? Yo. Nah, man. I got... Okay, man.

Never mind, man. I'm trying to listen, man. Listen. Yeah, I'm home. I got home. I'm good now. Yep. I'm telling you, I'm going to get shit together and we're going to find out who did this. Alright?

Thank you, man. I appreciate you. I think we need to wait. What you mean, man? Yeah, two guys. We got to find out who did it. Profile. Two guys. Two men.

Do you think they were Trump supporters? That shot you? You know what? I didn't even think about that shit It could be political Yeah, it could be Trump supporters He posted an Instagram post Saying A picture of Joe Biden

And said the people have spoken I said democracy won Okay, you said democracy won yeah here's the funny thing about that they could be mad yo it's the funny thing about it they don't get mad about anything because you could make a statement like that and you didn't have you don't have to pick a party you just saying democracy won that could be on either side and when motherfuckers think democracy is just a tie to one political party that's when the shit gets fucked

up I never said who I voted for. I just said democracy won. The person with the loudest voice fucking won this election. It doesn't really matter. And the thing, the scariest thing about all of this is that with all of this, everybody knows that it was just time to feel something different, son. Yeah, you wanted something different. Yeah, you wanted something different, man.

I just don't understand how motherfuckers are mad when they lose. They're not to shoot you in the thumb. That's the real question. Are they mad enough to shoot you? I got shot in the motherfucker, Javanta. Remember when I was, because she was, y'all look alike, but she was just sat there. But let Javanta get her spot because she can verify what the fuck just happened. Okay.

Thank you. You look great. This whole, everybody here looks great. Thank you. God damn, we did some. What did you do but disrespect me the whole show? You said everyone here looks great. I just said thank you.

I'm part of everyone. Out of everybody in here, you're the last person that we're going to think about that looks great. That's fine. I'll take it. That's fine. I'll take it. I'm just saying. I know I'm not first. I'm not first. Javanta.

Yo, come on. Don't tell the story. Javanta. You my ride or die, Javanta. Okay. All right. Good to see you. Good to see you, too.

How was your day today? It was crazy, but I'm here. What was crazy about it? I just had a busy day. Okay, but really quick. I lost control of the day. Oh, you did? You know when you just lost control of the day oh you did you know when you just lose control oh my god but i'm here damn and the worst thing to do is talk to me when you

lose control because i'm gonna be there remember when i just got shot right yeah right you got shot in the thumb y'all see yeah yeah 48 fuck is y'all talking about though what the fuck did she just say what the fuck did she just say? What the fuck did she just say? Don't ask questions. We're trying to figure out who shot him. Yeah, that is the question of the day. Who do you think it is? A light-skinned guy with a dark-skinned guy, and 48 shots went off.

Who do you think it was? I put my money on a light-skinned guy. I told them, niggas, it was a light-skinned. Thank you, Javance. This is my daughter right here, niggas. Fall back. When I said I got shot, didn't I say, I flashed for a second. Then I said, I saw two niggas leaving.

And one was light skin and one was dark skin. Didn't I say that? You did say that. And she said that he looked like a light skin. It probably was a light skin, nigga. 48 shots. 48 shots went off. We're just trying to get the facts.

Damn. So did he call you from the Uber? Did he call me from the Uber? Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There were noises in the background.

That's what you heard in the background. She heard this. What did he say? She heard the sirens. This is what he heard. And he said, what did they do? Uber, did I want you to hospital? Are you worried about that they're going to come back and shoot you again?

No, I'm going to shoot them. Oh, you are? Yeah. With the salt pan? I'm going to shoot them. Oh, you are? Yeah. With the salt pen? I'm going to shoot them. Oh, my God. When I found out who the fuck shot me in my thumb, you can believe I'm going to shoot them. Are we allowed to say that?

Should I bleep that out? Don't bleep it out, nigga. They shot me. I'm going to shoot them back. Okay. Damn, Wild West, Sergio Leone over here. I'm going to get a close-up, like a super close-up of your face. Javanta is the only one that checked on me. Javanta is the only one that checked on me.

Javanta was the only one that checked on me. That's not true. I called you, and you didn't pick up. But you didn't go to the hospital, David. Thank you, nigga. That's what I was trying to tell you. I was there. I'm going to fuck my thumb up.

I'm definitely not going to the hospital. Sorry, I'm not going to the hospital. Mickey's right. He was only allowed in one guest. But you could have went on a day that I didn't go. Yeah, I'm not going to the hospital. Nobody going. That shit was safe at the Yeah, I'm not going to the hospital. Nobody going. That shit was safe at the buffet.

It was a line to get in. I'm just going to call you. Oh, period? Yeah. You was that person. Oh, I thought you could have just one per day. No, one person. That's why I had to apologize to you.

One person. That's why I had to apologize to you. I know I didn't apologize for anything. Once he realized, because he was being an asshole to the only person that I was bringing him food and actually giving him food. No, but you was giving me a hard time with the fucking food. You start asking questions about what food. Okay, if someone goes, oh, just keep it on the low, then you're posing questions like, oh, are you not supposed to be eating this? Are you on any type of restriction? So I'm caring about his health, and I'm like, I'm in the line to In-N-Out.

Right, right. So I'm at In-N-Out, and he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't be coming over here. I told him I ain't getting no burger. He was like, he was like, yeah. He was like, no, Yeah He was like Nah nah Just come in here You know

Just hide the bag So then he gets mad He gets mad When I'm like No Well let's get something else Let's get healthier snacks And then

He apologized later Because You know he don't apologize For shit Oh yeah So then he realized I didn't apologize I trumped that shit

I didn't apologize I said nope You apologized I did apologize I apologized because only one. I didn't apologize. I trumped that shit. I didn't apologize. I said, nope. You apologized. I did apologize. I apologized because I was like, I wanted to be mad, right? I wanted to be mad as shit. You know how you want to be mad, but you can't really justify being mad? You're just being mad to be mad, and that's just the worst.

You had a burger? No, I wasn't. I was past the burger. I just wanted, you know what? I just wanted to have the option, and I kept on trying to tell her. They said, regular diet. That's not my regular diet but you had me on the In-N-Out because the week

before you was fiending In-N-Out you was fiending I wasn't about to have surgery either it was just some gunshot wound that's not what it was. I'll bring you a fruit drink. Where's Maggie? Maggie, where is she?

Oh, Maggie. Come here. Come here, Maggie. What? Do you feel like more people should have covered it? Nah, because this is one thing. When shit like this happens, we got to keep this shit in the street, man. If y'all know who shot me Follow me Some things we gotta just

If you know you gotta keep it in the street Yo do you have a reward for people that know Who might do it Your soul motherfucker Feel good about something Are you gonna put up like five grand Everybody doesn't need money David I'm just curious

People will be motivated by money to snitch on some of their, you know, if they know. Your people would be motivated by cash. Well, I'm just saying. What do you mean? Are you really saying that? Your people. So, Deary, you're trying to say it's like. What, are you saying Jews?

No. Just say Jews love money. No, no, no. White people. You can't put me in there. That makes no sense. That's not even fair. And as a partner, you shouldn't even try to put me down there.

But, you know, it was funny. It was funny. You go too hard. I just think you should offer a reward. I think it's a... No, the point I was making was, it was like, God damn it. Because I wanted some snacks. I'm like, I'm going to probably be here a couple of days.

I was like, I want some snacks. And I couldn't get some snacks. I'm like, I'm going to probably be here in a couple days. I was like, I want some snacks. And I couldn't get no snacks. And I asked her to bring me the snacks. She was like, oh, I got you with the snacks. Then I went overboard. I was like, yeah, what about some regular food? Then I got soul food. So he wanted soul food.

Yep, chicken, cornbread. Yeah, what was it, cornbread? Hot sauce. Green beans. He had all of that. Salmon. I wasn't going to have surgery. Sweet tea.

I didn't have none of that shit. But you didn't know. So that's why I said don't eat because you might have to. Surgery. And you have to have X amount of hours. Yeah. How long do it take gunshot wounds to mend up? I don't know.

It depends on what type of gunshot wound. Never been shot. 48 caliber. 50 caliber. 50 caliber. If you let it on 48 shots, it had to be two guns. I was hopping, man. 50 caliber.

Did they find the bullet? Did they find the bullet? Donnell, are you taking your antibiotics yes okay man when they cut my shit man I mean when when they pulled the bullet out which way when I pulled the bullet out I told him just give me a wooden spoon. I was like this. Are you chewed on the wooden spoon? I bit on it right here. I was like this.

I did like this. I said. They had a wooden spoon at the hospital? Only for the real niggas, bitch. Only for the real niggas. I was like this. They pulled it out. I was like this. pulled it i was like this

then i did like this i said no anesthesia yeah where's the bullet you didn't keep it yeah did the bullet go straight through right through yeah that's right through your song but you just told me they pulled it out. Which one? Fragments. Oh, fragments. Did they make you a new tip of your thumb? No, it's going to be alright.

It's going to be alright? Yeah, it's just a hole in your thumb. I'd rather have a hole in my thumb than a pole bullet. I know you want to... Did the police come to the... while you were there? No, I got there late. So they must have left

before I got there. Because I told her I didn't want her to get involved. But that hospital was ghetto. My hospital wasn't ghetto. It was ghetto. There were two girls fighting downstairs

because her boyfriend got shot. Right, that's where we all go. That's where we go. I know that's why I was there. I probably know him. What was his name? I don't know, but she was crying.

Maybe the same dude shot both of y'all. Perhaps. He might be on a shooting spree. Yo, oh shit. that makes so much sense. Yeah That makes Anyone else shot up in the inner Well after that I just ran to his room cuz I was like I didn't because there was like a Big scuffle in the lobby and the hospital is so busy now.

There's so many people sick. He told us it was empty. He said it was empty. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And he checked himself in. Oh, conflicting stories.

Hey, listen. This is what I said. It was so bad. Yo. It took me an hour to get in, to check in. He said it was no one there. He said it was dead empty. Maybe for people who actually need.

He said it was. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, so you said I was wasting bed space? That's what you said? Don't put words in my mouth. I'm just trying to give a better understanding. That's what you're trying to say? That's what happened to me.

So that's what happened to me? I'm trying to figure out what happened to you. I said it. I'm not going to gonna keep saying it I'll say he got shot in the thumb by what else to assailants he saw a flash hurt 48 48 shots y'all want to know when I got shot? How many shots? Y'all don't... Damn, son. Where did you find this?

Look. That's how many shots, nigga. So it was a machine gun? I'm not shooting Maggie Duck, Maggie. What I'm saying, just imagine this. Imagine this. Imagine this. I'm coming out minding my business, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm minding my business, son. Coming out of where? Yeah, where were you again when you got shot? Right here. He said he was in his parking lot. In his parking lot. You were coming out of the improv.

Okay. I was in the parking lot. In a parking, yeah. Which parking lot? You don't want to say. Okay, never mind. He said the improv. He said that earlier. No, I didn't say that. I said it earlier. I said parking lot? Yeah. Which parking lot? You don't want to say. Okay. Never mind. He said the improv. He said that earlier.

No, I didn't say that. I said it earlier. I said it's not important. Coming out the parking lot. They rolled up on me. You know, you remind me of Soulja Boy right now. That's a... The fuck is so funny about that?

I just hit you with Nero Shima, nigga. Stop laughing at me! Oh, God. Stop laughing at me Were you in your car? Or walking? He was out of his car Out of your car Walk Oh you

Yeah So you were just walking Listen man You were walking Listen man Yeah yeah It's very hard to Get y'all to understand or even be on my mental level. Yeah.

Feel me? Y'all can make fun and crack y'all jokes. But my finger got shot Y'all need to get woke Hold on I'm coming Still hasn't mastered the booth Why you so negative son? I'm trying to work with you

And you keep on being negative. I like your shirt. Thank you. Is that vintage? Get off that bitch-ass nigga's shirt. Wrong answer. I told you I like your shirt. You just want to be mean.

So it wouldn't be as mean. I actually want to find the people who shot you, man. It's crazy. I'm bummed. They could have gotten it. Are you worried they're still out there? Whoa, what happened? Listen.

Maybe that's them. If you know the person. Yeah. What should they do? Somebody is just going to try to threaten me. What? Right now? What are you talking to?

I just got this text message, a nigga trying to threaten me. What are they saying? If you tell one more person you got shot, I'm gonna tell them you bite your nails hey yo hey yo let me tell y'all so hey listen bad y'all know what it is. Are you going to tell them the truth? I got shot nigga. Just tell them the truth. I got shot. You ever been shot before? Absolutely not.

I got shot. I was in a hospital with other niggas that just got shot. Now that part is true. The other part's not true? What do you know, Jumanza? Shut up, devil. Shut up, crack-ass cracker ass cracker Oh I've been wanting to get out so long Fuck you cracker ass cracker

Oh You gotta chill, not now. I just want to know. I just told the truth, ladies and gentlemen. I got motherfucking shot. Peace. Thank you.