Donnell - Wild'n Out with Diddy

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

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I just ran into my man's. You gonna be happy with me, bro? What's the word? What's the word? Boy, look here, you got a job for me. That shit say get right. Yo, you got fans, bro. They thought about me out there.

Yo, you got fans. My man said I got something for get right, son. He say plants rule, man. How you doing? Plants rule, man. Look at that. Look at that. See, I would have rolled this little piece up and I was smoking. I was up here working. I needed some motivation. See, that's that's it. The green, the vegetables, the plants, they motivate me to come out here. Like if I eat a gang of meat, you know, all depending on what kind of meat it is.

It makes me all lazy. It makes me. I'm the the same way I can't eat that shit no more it make me want to get physical and shit like you know if I eat a lot of meat I get physical but if I load that though with the plants I come out here and get physical like this right this is my workout station right here I'm over here in the yellow over here hey like I'm yellow you know like scared or nothing all right i got a question for you all right the coronavirus i'll be out on the road a lot right and i gotta switch my hustle up i'm a road dog now and i came up with this candle right it's called black ash you know that um you know that's smelling called black ice right black ice yeah what you know about black ice well black ice like you know like that like like will kill like black ice like in the

snow no not that black guys i'm talking about the air freshener to go in the car right oh i ain't up on that too good but look i do know like on the road like you'll be on the road you got to be masked up you see people be riding in their car they don't have masks on in the car only when they get out because that's where all the pollution is out here. Right. I noticed the buses be running.

They just sit there and run the car. Especially come around me. Would you buy one of my candles if I put them out there like that? Yeah, sure.

I want you over here. They got out here selling these masks. They got people on the corner selling masks. Like, for what? I guess they is.

They're going to stand on the corner. You better have some masks corner you better have some back on in them car they zooming and putting out oxide and up the ozone and they talking about climate change global warming that's what it was doing all these missions coming you know getting into the air you know like everybody got a car here like i ain't got none so i'm not contributing to do you do you know dave chappelle david chappelle like you know i heard i look at him you know like see him like he'd be entertaining he'd be having good guests in the show and yo he's a funny dude man he walked some years ago i was doing a show with him he walked away from 50 million right he didn't feel right he didn't feel like he was being treated right he came back now he make a 20 million

netflix special i did a podcast the other day and i started talking about you man and he is He didn't feel like he was being treated right. He came back. Now he making 20 million in Netflix special. I did a podcast the other day, and I started talking about you, man. And he is a huge fan of yours, bro. Well, you tell him, like, look here, man. They got me in the pool house down here. I didn't know what I was going to do. I was going to have to hustle and get some money. But you good now.

Yeah, I got some green. But I'm going to have to get something to eat later on later on you know like put something in my pocket up you know right i was out here working out like i ain't damn about came over here they come by and look at me peter gays and then all kind of but ain't damn put nothing in the hat i ain't doing that what would you have well if you had if you could say something to dave chappelle what would you say hey man like you know just keep doing what you're doing man like you know it don't money don't if you got a gripe about if you turn a large sum of chips down like that to do the right thing then like you know that money was poison anyway yo that money was caught and walk away from that he got blessed when he did that he got blessed even better you know and you know what i told him when i talked

about you i said you my angel bro i don't never know when i'm gonna see you again but i'm almost happy when i see you bro yeah but see they don't know look at they come out here they don't know i disappeared up here for a few days they i guess they thought i was in jail and somebody but I'm still steady. See that my parade though? That's my parade. That's my parade. That's your parade? Yeah, when they do that like that around me, when I say something like that. See, I disappeared for a few days.

Now they got the money truck up here. They finna land it up and try to ease out of here with the money. Chappelle disappeared for 12 years, he came back. Bigger is stronger, man. You a testament of that type of integrity? See, I'm the same kind of guy. You know, I walk away from this and that and come right on back, you know,

like pick up where I left off at. You know, it don't make no difference. Money don't. As long as I got God, like, sitting there next to me, God said we're one of his best friends down here. From the Donald goddamn... The Donald and Rollins show. Down here with one of the best gifts

that God could have sent down here. That's it. Green Guru got you, bro. Hey, look at that. That's it. Get right. That's your own shit. That's it. Get right. Get right. All right. Love you. Get right. All right, dude. Hold on. Hold on. Alright, dude. Hold on, hold on.

Yes, sir. Can we get a picture? Can I get a picture with you? Yo. I got you. In the wake of Corona, a motherfucker and a half a gallon of Perel starts shooting a hole in my mouth.

Yo, when you rock, that shit. Oh, son! Drop a beat. Drop a beat, Drop a beat. Drop a bomb on that. The Daniel Rawlings Show. Live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga. You'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. I can't do it.

A very iconic moment just happened. At three different platforms, I had Dave Chappelle on a FaceTime with Michelle Wolfe. And then DJ Premier and RZA are on here. Dave Chappelle calls me. He said he wants to get on RZA's live. I'm like, nigga, get an Instagram. Get an Instagram.

He can't do it. I'm trying to troubleshoot it. Just texted RZA. Told him Dave wants to bust in. I don't know what's going to happen. What? Take off your Bluetooth and I can get it off.

All right. Take off the Bluetooth. We're taking my Bluetooth off. We're going to do this because I want y'all to know. I want y'all to be in the moment. I'm off. Go now and bring it up.

This is what's going on right now in New York City. In New York City with two of the most gangster motherfucking DJs and producers of all time. DJ Premier and RZA. Do we got any of that audio? I can't hear it. Oh my God. And I've been drinking tea though.

Will this be the worst best podcast? Turn it down. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Fuck that RZA. Nobody want to hear that. Hello? Yeah that RZA. Nobody want to hear that. Hello? Yeah, RZA. Oh, oh, we ain't going to be in a play too,

but they're going to copyright. Y'all know it's getting down, yo. That's one thing I like about the whole social media thing is getting these battles. Pause that, pause that, pause it, because we can't do that. Pause it, pause it. You're getting battles. DJ Premier. Pause that. Pause it. Because we can't do that. Pause it. Pause it. You're getting battles.

DJ Premier. Derriza. Dave Chappelle is aggressively trying to get up on their shit and he can't do anything about it. Go back to it. Let me see what they're playing right now. I don't want to break any copyright joints. But how many people, I know y'all saw this

or y'all heard it. 190,000 people are on right now. 190,000? Stop it. Stop it. All right. Ooh, baby, I like it raw. Ooh, baby, I like it raw.

You know how that is dated? It's because raw is dead. With Covey out? Covey out. Because one thing is one thing to go raw dog like bong, bong, bong. Shout out to RZA. It's another one to go like a kiss. A kiss?

Yo, we got kisses could kill a nigga now. See what they're playing right now. What they're doing right now? Oh, baby, I like it. Kind of raw. They don't speak English. They know the lyrics. Yo, listen to this. One of the most incredible records, man. Oh baby, I like it kind of wrong Premier giving them well legend let's go Brooklyn. How much can we play?

Let's go. Ha. Oh. Oh, Biggie. All right, stop it because we're going to get copyright. It's going to be over. All right. Can't play that. Can we play that?

We probably can get over there. That's a battle. What battle do y'all want to see? Anybody? I don't know if comedians have done this. And this is like a straight up, this is going to be a weird podcast, but what better would you want to see? Me and Michael Blackson, Michael Blackson and Lord DeVall,

Mike Epson somebody, or Ricky Smiley and somebody. We could do this. We could do this in so many different ways. I'm trying to get, I don't know if I can do that. That's not going to happen. Can you get your mic back? me some sanitizer don't just ask for your mic back give me the squirt up you are so disrespectful just the worst goddamn um take that take that now take your mic back take your mic back right now. All right. So what we're going to try to do.

Hell, what do we do? This is a DJ premiere. It says SD card has limited space remaining. On what? On the roll cast? Mm-hmm. So this is the shortest podcast ever? There's limited space remaining

All right, we ain't got no more space in our car they can dump that shit we coming right back. Oh, dear. Y'all want to put the poster back up? They want me to put it... They want the poster back up, right? They want the poster back up, right? They want the poster... Yeah. right? They want the poster. Sit down. No, who is this? Sit down.

Okay. Are we good? I miss seeing you on stage. Don't you miss the stage? What'd you say? I said I miss seeing you on stage. Don't you miss the stage? I do miss the stage.

Hold on. Let me end this. I do miss the stage. I miss live performances. The last performance I had, the last, last performance I had, it was at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee. Is it Milwaukee? Yeah. Yeah. It was Pabst Theater. And it was the last, and it's the funny thing about it because this was when Corona was like, and it's not going to be a whole Corona episode whatever this one it was just just popping this one you could still make a chinese joke with nobody tripping and i'm gonna tell you it was just popping so much that

we ordered mad chinese food wasn't nobody even mad at it like they had so much chinese food paps theater has one of the dopest green rooms ever. The whole shit. Barista. Barista. Barista. Barista, yeah. They had that. They had people bring us food every night.

The, like, staff from the restaurant. It was dope. And this was the last night. We were, we didn't even know how serious the corona was. We were still making like crazy jokes like ashley barnhill she's one of the opening acts for dave chappelle she's been working with him for years and she was we saw her she had her her backpack like four rolls of toilet paper it was like damn bitch what did you eat yeah you know i'm saying like you got the runs

or whatever but she knew a lot of white people knew before a lot of black people, they knew this shit was coming. And she knew it was coming. We had no idea. We cracked jokes, we cracked jokes. I did not know, and this was like, what, we were in the fifth week of it really popping off? I had no idea that that would be my last stand-up show,

not knowing what my next stand-up show would be and as much as i like the opportunity to be able to uh do the internet the online joint the zoom and all that type shit i miss live performances and more than that i miss being with my crew yeah i miss being with my crew. Yeah. I miss being with the people that I dream with, people that inspire me, the people that motivate me, people that I looked up to. Like, I just miss that whole shit. And anybody know, they always like, he's always talking about Dave Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle is one of my closest fucking friends. He's not just a person I work with. He's one of my closest friends. He's a person, like, when I have issues in my relationship and shit, and I want to just freak the fuck out. And I'm older than Dave, but he always has, like, an older wisdom. When I'm ready, like, to be just like, ah! And on the other side, somebody ready, ah.

He always finds common ground to calm me down and cool. This is my friend. Not just like you guys work together. No. We've been to weddings together. We've been to funerals together. We've traveled together.

We've been on private jet together. He paid for it. Always. Always. Always nigga. I make a good salary but that jet life that level yo the jet life is a whole different level and this dude jets everywhere like some of us yet like west coast like most like jters. Coast to coast. This nigga one time jetted from like Yellow Springs, Ohio to Dayton, Ohio.

What are that, five miles away? Yo, I'm telling you, this motherfucker jetted one time. Literally, the driving time was an hour and a half. The flight was 15 minutes. And I'm not a jet. I'm not used to jetting like that. So when I get on a jet, nigga, I want all the jet shit they got for me. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I'm like this. I want coffee. I want drinks and everything. I'm the only nigga. We went up for 15 minutes. By the time we got down, I was lit. They was like, what happened? I was like, I got my jet on. You know what I'm the only nigga. We went up for 15 minutes. By the time we got down, I was lit. They was like,

what happened? I was like, I got my jet on. You know what I'm saying? And that's like, that's what you call balling on a budget. Yeah.

But the reason I'm saying is like, we do family stuff together. Like our families know each other's family. You know? When I did TLC's on Project Dad.

Yeah. That's what I did. And the premise of the show was that they take, they take three celebrity dads and they leave them with their kids for 48 to 72 hours alone with no help from mom. Oh, wow.

DJ Scribbles was on that. It was a very popular soap star. Daniel something. I feel so bad that I don I know his last name now but if those are the three celebs I know people like this what were you doing on a Donnell and they put them with their kids for 48 hours to 72 hours alone by themselves it was testing for everybody Daniel his kids I think at the time were like 12 and like 13 or like 9 and 11 and then uh scribbles three kids and they were all

like in school i had a motherfucking newborn not a newborn austin was probably like a year and something wow so uh maybe like a year and something and and it was gonna be i didn't know how to be a dad but the only thing that I had a problem with because I was like it should leave it'll be okay but um Stephanie was breastfeeding or Austin was breastfeeding off of her titties and you talk about how kids get to fall all over their parents breastfeeding that's the best mm-hmm the breastfeeding is the best thing you do for a kid yeah it might not be the best thing for the mom because for you to breastfeed you gotta be about that life you gotta commit because you

get one bad latch all it takes is one bad latch before formula is coming on you know i'm saying like they got classes to like you gotta like I really respect women that breastfeed because it's not just like like a TV like oh it's so no it's like oh nigga what the fuck but one thing to do is it gets you snatched as they say oh yeah yeah because that like like it draws your stuff back up but it's not just that it's a commitment because it's so easy to say oh it's so women quit it's so easy to be like oh no he didn't latch on no you gotta suck it up yeah you know you gotta suck it up and you gotta and you gotta do it and then you always have like when it comes to relationship with a relationship your wife baby mom whatever and a breastfeeding thing women it can cause a lot of problems in relationships because what type of problems i'm gonna tell you the problem is

i don't also ain't got a latch on to my chest right i ain't got to deal with the pain i didn't got to deal with the commitment you know what i'm saying but i know as a father and as a man you know it's called liquid gold it's the best thing you could do for your kid. It helps them with their immune system. It's just the best thing all the way around. But the thing is that men, we don't got to take the bad latch. Yeah. Women have to.

So our frustration comes in. They're like this. I ain't doing that shit. That shit hurt. And we be like, just we can do it. They like this nigga. Who is we? These my titties.

Right. You know what I mean? And then the argument and the beef comes in because women get upset with their husband, their man, whatever. It's like, he don't care about me. No, we care about you, but we want to do the best thing we can do for our kid. So if the doctors say, the best thing you can do for our kid. Yeah. So if the doctors say, if the doctors say the best thing you do for your kid is to breastfeed,

we don't want to hear about the pain. Right. You just want it to happen. We want to, it's not being insensitive. It's like this, man, if I could breastfeed,

I would do it. Right. You know what I'm saying? But you can't. And, and that's what, what was I saying? Well, we were talking about Dave and his participation in the Project Dad. Okay, that's what I'm saying.

And his participation in Project Dad. The point I was trying to make, Dave don't do anything he don't want to do. Yeah. You know, and I wanted him to be a part of the show. It just been cool. The producers wanted him more than I wanted. I didn't want, I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship or push that shit. Yeah. You know, and I was telling them that. They was like, you're cool with Dave. That's been cool. The producers wanted them more than I wanted. I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship or push that shit. Yeah.

And I was telling them that. They was like, you're cool with Dave. That's your boy. I was like, listen, Dave don't do a lot of things. I said, we do have a friendship. If I ask him, if he says yes, he's going to do it. What's the most memorable moment you have with him? The most.

I want to finish that one first. Okay. When I told the producers, I was like, David, this is the character he has. He'll tell you straight up. If I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it. If I don't say I'm going to do it, probably won't do it. But he said he was going to do it.

He told me. He gave me his word. The producers wanted, well, can he sign this? I was like, what? Sign? Nigga, the nigga walked away for $50 million. You think he'd give a fuck about your fucking punk ass show? And what I was trying to tell him was, you know,

like it was a show was a show about me and my son. I really didn't need it, but I knew it would add a nice little thing. And I said, you know, your best bet, if he said, this is the dope motherfucker he is, he was doing shows in England, right? He said, I'm going to do it. And I hadn't heard from him in a while, but he said he was going to do it. But I'm telling him, he said he was going to do it. I was like, what does that mean?

I was like, motherfucker, he said he was going to do it. I was like, the minimum y'all could do it, just like it's Dave Chappelle, one of the biggest names in the history of comedy if you say you're going to do it it's better for you to roll a dice and spend three thousand dollars production had them cameras ready if he's going to do it and you know what happened he fucking did it and you don't see and i'm saying that that's just a just a a testament of our friendship yeah you know i'm'm saying? It's not just like, okay, you guys work that time and we've done that.

He's done, he does family trip. The one of the best, if I don't know if this answers your questions, but one of the best experiences with him, his family and our whole team, Chappelle crew, we went to St.

Martin, St. Bart just before he got fucked up. Yeah. You know, and Dave was like, Dave was like yo he just wanted to do a a little getaway for Team Chappelle cut to one of the biggest

mansions in St. Martin St. Bart wow closest friends or whatever it was a good time to get away from the stage it was a good time it was a good time to get away from the stage a good time it was a holiday season um dave um is connected with the nation of islam i was i quit oh wow the bacon i had to i was like if we have a bacon amnesty day that would be one thing but i just couldn't do it i said assalamu alaikum they was like assalamu alaikum but we he went in this dope ass space and it was the whole crew and it wasn't like when you it was a turn up and when you say turn

sometimes people think turn like it was just the dopest thing about it was everybody's family it's me stephanie austin corey smith carla um We just had the crew. And we was okay. We weren't balling. He was balling. But I was riding the ball. Cause no Charlemagne. You know what I'm saying? And riding the ball is like, it's not

being on somebody's dick, but he was riding the ball. He went in the yacht. I'm on a yacht, nigga he was riding the ball. He went in a yacht. I'm on a yacht, nigga. It's Al Yacht. That's Al Yacht. You know what I'm saying? I'm riding the ball, so it's yacht. They don't post nothing. He don't do nothing. It's yacht, nigga. I'm gonna

hashtag it. Yacht life. Work hard. Play hard. You know, don't forget where you came from. Like, I really paid for that motherfucker, right? And this was a funny ass, this is a funny story, and I've shared it before. So, he rented this dope ass yacht. We going from St. Martin to St. Bart's, right?

St. Bart's is where Oprah got a house, Jordan got a house. And like, in this time of year, all the billionaires, they go there. Right. So, I'm like, there's yacht life. I'm doing filters, like sunset filters. I think I did a pedicure. I was caring about my feet the way Scarface cares about his feet. Don't disrespect my toes like that.

So I'm like, yacht life, boom. We go from St. Martin, we in St. Bars. Bill Bellamy does this every year. We went from St. Martin, we in St. Bars. Yacht life like this. I don't even want to go to go i want to chill so we get on the dinghy the dinghy boat is the boat that takes you from your yacht to like the boardwalk so boom we get in the dinghy and share everybody got the kids and everything he's like this and we going to meet Diddy. Oh, wow. Oh, Diddy was there? What the fuck do you mean, oh, wow?

You know it's turning up. Do anybody ever say, oh, Ashy was there? Oh, wow. So we going to see Diddy. I ain't tripping, but tripping, but I ain't tripping. I met Diddy, whatever. This is Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. Yeah.

Right? I did whatever. So yeah, they like, we going to meet Diddy. I'm like, all right, nobody trip on Diddy. Let's go. Nigga, the yacht life. So we walking down the boardwalk, right? And I'm hungry. I'm like man anybody hungry. It was like yeah, I was like man. I know we gonna meet diddy but

Let's go get something to eat And I'm looking for a restaurant, right? I Look over to the right. I was like, oh shit. We should go in that restaurant Right and we walked toward it. What I thought was the restaurant was the entrance to Diddy's Super Yacht. Right? Super Yacht. Super

Yacht. So, yo, it was crazy. You know how people are like, I don't like to ride boats because you get seasick. Not on this shit, nigga. You get homesick. Yo, so this joint was like hellopad and everything. And then Dave, we balled out with Dave. And I, you know, that's how women do it. They be so this joint was like hellopad and everything. And then Dave, we balled out with Dave.

And I, you know, that's how women do it. They be like this, oh nigga, I see you with your little yacht, but this is a bigger yacht right here, right? I wasn't like that, but Dave was like this, damn you, Diddy!

So we, and my lady was there, Austin's super young, Stephanie, she's there. Austin's super young. And I'm like this, I'm a little sad, oh, we gonna meet Diddy we're gonna hang out Diddy whatever so Diddy's taking a long time to arrive he didn't arrive he did motherfucker to just appear okay

you know because some people need smoke screens and like take that I thought he was gonna come in like like like like like like did he bop it like I thought he was gonna come in like like like like like like like i thought he was gonna come in like this right so he's taking a while and everything the women are getting frustrated right all the moms wives or baby moms or whatever you want to call it they getting a little frustrated so they're like this oh we're gonna go to the ball right when you do a little shopping right and i ain't saying my lady is a hater, but this was so funny. So everybody leaving, going to the boardwalk. My sister is like, he's probably just walking. She was like this, oh, I'm going to go with the girls.

She was like this, you want to watch Austin? I want to say, if you don't get that goddamn baby out of my motherfucking face, I'm about to be a Ciroc boy. I'm about to be a bad boy. I'm going to be a sarong boy. I'm about to be a bad boy. I'm going to be doing something. But I ain't going to be the only nigga in there with a kid. Like, let me be a man. You know how niggas say, let me be a man.

Please, baby, can I be a man for a second, please? You know? And I was like, if you don't get that baby. So she took him. She took him, right? And it's one of the things. It's only like four or five of us, right? So Diddy finally come out

and we're at this table, this dope ass table and everything. And they're having a comment. French Montana was there. Diddy was there. Dave was there. Corey Smith was there. Fred Yonet was there.

And we're at the table and these motherfuckers having all of these million-dollar conversations I was like I was like this what you niggas will get around to the thousandaire conversation I ain't joined in on this shit right everybody's like and I remember he said and then he was like Dave was your David so perfectly prolific and all about the world and everything and did he was like fuck that and all about the world and everything. And then Dave was like, fuck that nigga. What about that Netflix money?

Because this is when Dave first caught them joints. And they joked about it. So he's talking about Netflix money. He's talking about billions of money. I'm like this. Millions. I'm like this. Man, I ain't going to be able to get in this conversation

until they come back a couple more zeros, right? And I'm like this. I don't want to just be here. Yeah. I want to contribute to the conversation. So I don't know. I don't even Yeah. I want to contribute to the conversation. Conversation, yeah. So, I don't know.

I don't even know if it ever got released in the States, but he had a brand of vodka called Ciroc 10. Okay. And it was in this beautiful-ass fucking bottle. It was a bottle that didn't look anything familiar to the one, the brand he already had. Okay. It was just some like, oh, shit, what is this?

Right? So, I'm like, everybody talking this million-dollar shit million dollar right and i'm like this i need a question i'm trying to get this conversation right so i looked at when the conversation kept skipping around me it was like this okay six figure it was like a six figure excuse me and it kept going around me they kept going sixes right so finally it was an opening. I was like, man, I'm not going to leave this place without saying something. So I was like this. So did he.

I said, what makes this brand more superior than all your other Ciroc successful brands. I was like, oh, shit. And I thought he was like, nigga, what kind of question is that? You know what he said? He said, he just started running out. He said, it's aged 10 years. He just started naming everything. I was like, boom, I'm out.

I'm out of conversation. So he's like, you want to try something? I'm like, hell yeah, nigga, I want to try something. So I'm like, this is vacation. This is C a rock 10. Shit's smooth as a motherfucker, right? And French Montana, who I'm a fan of. I'm a fan of French Montana to the extent that his, nigga,

I ain't worried about nothing. Yeah. Ha. That's your jam. That was my, you know, that was my intro song for about a year. Yeah. So I'm like, this French there, Puffy Yeah. So I'm like, there's French there, Puffy there. And I'm like, oh, shit.

You know, French, like, he just, he just, he's a good time guy. What does that mean, a good time guy? I'm sweating. Ooh. Oh, okay. I mean, I'm not saying that, you know. He likes to party. He likes to party.

This is vacation, right? Yeah. And then it's like I like to have fun at times so one thing led to another and all I know

I was like this hey ain't worried about nothing nigga I ain't worried about nothing nigga I ain't worried about nothing hey it's fucking a party it's like the dopest thing about this whole done. Nigga, I ain't worried about nothing. Nigga, I ain't worried about nothing. It's fucking a party. It's like the dopest thing about this whole fucking weekend is that

it's not like anybody at the door who lists you on. If anybody is there, they are influential in this family. Like if it's one, like this is like I can tell the people it was star-studded. Star-studded with friends. It was like this is a good time having a good time and and um i was like hey i got lit right here comes stephanie they came back for the trip man it's just all men four or

five but we have a good conversation now she coming up now. She got Austin on her shoulder, on her hip. Like, he's the heaviest thing in the world. And I'm telling you, I'm not fighting. I'm on holiday. Holiday means, you can tell me, I'm not on vacation, nigga. I'm on holiday. Holiday is different. I'm on holiday.

I'm like this. And ain't nobody mad. Nobody mad. I'm on holiday like this. Like, I'm on holiday. And then she comes back up, right. I'm like, what do you do? Now she got Austin on the hip.

And she tell me, you need to drink some water. I'm like this. I thought I was drinking water for the last hour and a half. That's a rock. Tin was so fire. And I was the life of the party after that wow we eating we eating lamb chops and shit russell simmons is over he told my motherfucker

you all right and like it was just it was just a dope ass night and i was still a little like inebriated right so i didn't know i didn't want the party to end everybody's like leaving right i got flip-flops on ain't no lotion on my shit and r.i.p kim porter per usual r.i.p kim porter was there right and i'm telling her and i i was like a little bit like this right and she was like you need to um you're gonna we're gonna you're gonna get on your boat right we're gonna get your boat i thought she meant like they had like uber boats out there yeah like i'm telling dave yo dave you want to stay i'm staying man i'm like we turn it up and he was like man if you don't get your ass in the boat i was like no puffy got a boat for me and kevin corey smith could tell you a story so kim i'm calling him

so kim was like i thought she was alluding to like they're going to give me a boat. I can just hang out as long as I want and give me a boat back. Cut to they poured me into the boat. Oh, damn. I went there

with two flip flops. I left with one. But I had, oh man. I was like, this is what holiday is all about, right? So was it you had your own personalized boat? Like a little mini? No, no, no. I thought that they was going to get me a boat to get back.

She was saying, nigga, you better get this dinghy back to your shit. And I know I had a good time. But I was like this, man, if there's any time to really cut up like that and it feels safe, it's around your family and your friends. And the next day, I was so nervous about it because I got yelled at all night. I was like, who the fuck yells during a fucking vacation on a fucking island with a private, it just didn't make sense where the beef was coming from. So next day, I'm by the pool, granted.

And Dave was there, right? since where the beef was coming from. So next day I'm about to pull, granted. And Dave was there, right? And I didn't know, you know how you know you did something, but you gotta hear what people are saying? Yeah. So you don't know. After a wild night. So I was like, I said, I said,

yeah, Dave, word on the street is somebody might have had one too many. He was like, yeah, nigga, you was fucked up. But you was funny as shit and you had a good time. Oh, that's all that matters. And that's all that matters. That was one experience with him that meant a lot to me.

Because it wasn't like people look at our lives and like, oh, y'all turn up. There's bitches everywhere. There's always going to be around whatever but for me that experience with him with this entire family me with my entire family yeah the whole family structure thing for me was new and everybody was closer we was all there family having a good time that was a a very memorable uh moment that i had with Dave that I'll never forget. Yay.

Another moment is when Charlie Murphy passed. Oh. We went to the funeral. And, you know, we're comedians first and foremost. And people look at us. It don't matter. A situation can be tragic. They look at us funny, and then they look sad.

But they always look at us for comedy. Like, even when we went to Charlie Mercer's funeral, it was funny because me and Dave were sitting beside each other, and he looked at me. He was like, I ain't used to this. What do we do? Yeah. It must be awkward. It was awkward because ain't used to this what do we do yeah it must be awkward it was

it was awkward because people expect you to be funny all the time yeah and it wasn't we weren't neither one of us was trying to be funny and and he wasn't trying to be funny but he was like what what do i do and i said whatever you do your day chaappelle and it's gonna be done the way you do it yeah said she was there deal Hulie was there George Lopez was there it was just so many people that was really close to Charlie and then me and Dave went up there and of course like you see Dave you just want to laugh and he said some things that made people feel good and laugh. But he said something. He said, you're going to be in a good place.

Your father was a great man. You're going to carry a lot of his ethics in his life with you. And he said, your father changed my life forever. Wow. With one phrase, I'm Rick James, bitch. That part of that show, you know? Yeah.

And it was like, the way he addressed it it was just so dope because we was we were all hurting you know but the only thing we wanted was just to continue the good memories of Charlie and what he meant to us. Yeah. You know, I've never heard anybody say this phrase, more gangster than my father. A real nigga. And people are going to be like, what do you mean using that word? You can't use that word. And when I think about Charlie Murphy and I think about the relationship I had with him, I can honestly say, and I don't care who criticized what I'm going to say, whatever, that was my motherfucking nigga.

You know? He was a good dude. Like, they don't build people like that no more. Integrity. Hold you down. If he love you, he love you. If he don't fuck with you, he don't fuck with you.

And he can flip on you if he gets upset. Has he ever been upset with you? I'm going to tell you one time when we've had like roasting sessions and stuff like that. We go back and forth. But the only time that I really felt that Charlie was upsetting me to the point that he wanted to fight,

it was when we was doing, and I love that brother, man. Still love him to this day. R.I.P. again. We were doing the lost episodes. The lost episodes when Dave left. And we didn't know. Nobody heard from Dave. We didn't know what next move was to do.

And we both. You remember that? Yeah. And we were both looking at like, hey, what's our last opportunity to get as much out of this as we can? It was out of no disrespect or anything. And that Dave called us and said, this is my belief. I don't believe in this. I don't want to do this.

You guys don't do it. I would have never done it. Right. But not knowing. I was like this. Okay. What can we do to get the last thing you can get out of it so um i was like this we ain't chapelle show yeah and i was like the hardest thing for us to do like

chapelle show and just see anybody but dave come on that curtain it was like and i told him i was like i don't want to act like we're replacing or anything and it was so funny because charlie was like, I didn't really want to do this. This is tough. And I was like, fuck that, nigga. I need all the camera time I can get. That was a joke of it. But the part where the first time ever Charlie ever, I mean, like, he was mad at me.

Because Charlie wore glasses. But he was trying to be sexy at the same time. This was, he was trying to be sexy. He got his new teeth and all that type of shit, right? He wore glasses and he was trying to read a teleprompter without his glasses. Right? And he was trying to read it and he was like this.

He was like this and he was trying to wing it, right? And we kept on like cut. We had to start over and shit. And he was like, okay, okay. And I could tell he was feeling insecure about it. And I had to do something to save the section. I wanted to get a laugh because there wasn't nobody laughing for a long time. That nigga's like a gangster, gusto. Right.

You're like, oh, that nigga about to fucking beat somebody's ass. Right? So everybody was like uncomfortable. Like, this nigga blonde is a motherfucker. Right? And I was like, I said, nigga, put your glasses on. And he was like this oh this blonde is a right and i was like i said put your glasses on and he was like this right he still couldn't see right neil brennan could contest this yeah he's like okay so we got to go to the next next scene or whatever we go behind the stage this

thing is mad he's me because i'm he thought I embarrassed him. Yeah. That nigga did like this. He said, nigga, if you ever disrespect me or like that again, he said, I don't give a fuck about this show or nothing. And I'm like this. And I want to be like, nigga, I don't give a fuck about that either. But I knew we'd have been fighting. Right. Right? I knew it.

So I was just like, I walked away from it. And Neil Brennan, white people don't understand. They're like, are you guys OK? Are you guys about to do a rap song they don't understand but like i chill i ain't saying who would have won the fight whatever thinking no martial arts or no that type of but i knew that it was one the time to address it and it was gonna be ugly because them cameras was right like that would be funny as they was like this oh they got a real true hollywood story going on right now but that like i had um i'll talk about that show forever yeah people try to make me feel bad about it people you know people that was the best show ever one of the best shows ever that was my that

was that was my teenage years i thought don't know. You always try to make me feel old. Well, what I'm saying is like for me, people my age, that was all television. That's all we cared about. Like we would go to school and watch the Chappelle show period. Like, you know, that show when it happened that we were getting kids suspended because they was going to school. Like what did the five figures in this face? But yeah, I'm Rick James, bitch.

So we was doing, you know, and I know it is so weird because i hear people there and i'll say like this yo i grew up with you like you right now you was like that's your child i'm like i still consider you a child like a daughter to me but it's interesting as much as people want to be like oh these are the haters you know is there anything else yeah whatever i mean is he all no it's just that as much as i want to like put it behind me because of social media because of memes because of like shit going viral it always pops up and all i do is have fucking pleasant memories yeah of that show. And people always like, well, you guys need to do it again. Nah. It wouldn't it would just. It wouldn't hit

the same. And like the thought of it before Charlie passed away, the thought of it was like, that would be cool. Even if it was like, say like a 20 year anniversary, which won't be too far from now, that would be dope. But the fact that Charlie wouldn't be there, it would be some emptiness to it.

And for me, I was first introduced to Charlie through Chappelle's show. I didn't know too much about him other than gusto or whatever. I didn't know know like that but but what I felt was a guy that had lived a life Eddie Murphy and A person that partied with Rick James. Yeah. Probably back there, probably smashed. Shit niggas would dream about.

Right. Can you imagine that? You're in the United States Navy and you're a couple years into being in the United States Navy and you're a couple years into being in the Navy and your brother is the biggest name in comedy you know how you're trying to get

kicked out you're like yo yo yo yo shut the fuck up I do what the fuck I want to do can you imagine that you being an older brother being proud of him. You know what I'm saying?

And then you come out of the military and you, his security. You know what I'm saying? You part of him. Your brother going to find any job for you. Right. You know what I'm saying? Being a part of that, at the same time, you still want to be an individual. Yeah.

But you're Eddiedie murphy's brother no way around it you never but the world and the respect about charlie you because families i've seen families get divided because i in the eye tripping off of that yeah you could tell he never gave a about that and he always individual it's an individual swag you could tell that like i've been around him and his family and you could tell being around him that when they were growing up he was the funniest one you know i'm saying he was the funniest one and i and i may be wrong but i get the feeling that eddie used to look at him like oh man uncle oh maybe not uncle charlie but charlie he's funny as shit, but I'm the performer. Right. I'm the one that's one that, I want to, Charlie, I'm going to take that shit.

Yeah. You know, you imagine going from, that's who you are, but you know that you could do it. Yeah. But can you imagine, you're an older person coming under the shadow of your younger brother,

but you don't want to fuck the boat up. You ain't going to do nothing crazy. That's what I felt on that set was that he was waiting to really make his mark. Right. He was like, I got it. I can write. I'm going to make my mark. And that's what he did.

He took advantage of it. He was such a humble guy. He's always got a gangster persona, but he was just surreal. And all he wanted to do was contribute. He was a writer. He was a performer. He was a motherfucker that cared about his friends, his family. And I've said this before, but the dopest thing about the relationship

that Charlie Murphy, for me, they had with the Chappelle show when he passed away, you didn't hear anybody say Eddie Murphy's brother passed away. Charlie Murphy. And in his death,

he had his name. And he was, man, when I tell you about roasting sessions, he had the chin of a Mexican fighter. Mexicans get the shit beat up. They would never quit. They would never quit. That dude would never, ever quit. We had a roasting battle when we first, when we came back,

I don't know, season two or whatever, and me and Charlie was going at it. Yeah. And the thing about it was, I used to get under his skin, but he would not let you know when he was killing him. Wow. He'll just be like this. Straight face. But then this one, you know, you got him when he laughed like this, when he said,

when he had me lean like that, it was just like, and then Rich Murphy was over there like this. Oh, you cracked him. But a positive, positive brother. Dopest, dopest shit. Charlie Murphy did some shit one time I would never do. This nigga gave back money. It was a show at Grambling University. Yeah.

Right? And this one, he was only doing comedy probably like eight or nine months. But it was all, Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Getting money everywhere.

And he was at Grambling University. And Charlie, he didn't work. When he first started, he was already into mainstream. That's what that audience drew it wasn't no go hard no gangster spots he didn't do those spots that's not where he learned in fact he learned he was a i don't know if anybody can imagine this being an open miker that's selling out across the country oh wow so any mistake yeah oh i started him i i bullied him into comedy thinking you you gangster but you won't touch that microphone

because after the show went away we still need to make money I was like let's do the I'm rich bitch tour me Charlie Murphy Bill Burr I knew I had to get him on board and he wasn't great when he first started but I don't know if anybody can imagine usually it takes a comedian probably like three years to develop where they start getting their voice. He had to figure that shit out quick. Immediately. Immediately. Never bitch about it.

Everybody's like this. You're not your brother. You need to do this. You do that. He committed to his style. He didn't wait for anybody. He stayed true to who he was and made him one of the dopest storytellers to do it. He wasn't searching for a punchline.

He was not searching, but he was just showing you what his real voice was. But with that said, you still got to get your chops up. You don't have to, but being in them hood rooms, they make you stronger. Charlie never really did that. He never really performed for an audience that didn't love him, where he got the uninvited attention grandlin university he was on the show and it didn't work out it was on tmz or whatever

he got booed or whatever but i watched the tape and i know why he got booed because you were at grandlin university you're in an auditorium nobody's sitting down they're standing up it's like pep rally yeah environment like and you got a person just telling stories it's so easy to lose their attention right so the environment is different than the environment is different it's like and i knew that i was like oh that's not going to be a good look right this motherfucker was so gangster he said you know what i'm gonna tell y'all about y'all motherfuckers? The motherfucker went and got Rich to give him the check. I think the check was for like 20 grand, right?

This nigga ripped the check up. This was before online banking. This was before taking pictures of that shit, nigger. That nigger threw that check. I was like this. In my mind, I was like, we're going to glue that shit together. But he was a person that didn't compromise. I was like this in my mind, I was like, we gonna glue that shit together.

But he was a person that didn't compromise and he never compromised who he was and he was a dope motherfucker. And you can't say that about too many people. Nobody is here to tell you, you know, Charlie Hart, you know, pull the shouts or whatever. Basically, come here for a second. Bring that check over here. Bring it, where's that check? Yeah, it's a good check, it's a good check. You must know what you're gonna do.

All right, this is you guys' money, right? That y'all paid for Charlie Murphy to come see y'all, right? Y'all gonna have it back tonight. Fuck you. You know, and Charlie Murphy was one of them. That's why when I go to different places, people are like, do you ever get tired of talking about that? I never get tired of

talking about people that are close to me and people I respect and love. Those two guys, along with other people, but it's just something like we made history together yeah you know i'm saying we created opportunities we paying for uh austin's private preschool through the not the show but the platform is created for people to see what i do like when you first was on my jock it was because oh here we go here we go no truth to that no truth to that donnell you tell this story horribly horribly when we met there's not that one time you were not like nope you ain't never punch a girl touch a girl like this that is i can introduce y'all. No, that was never the time. We end up working together on BET Ripped the Runway.

That's how we reconnected after the stand-up. We worked together on BET Runway. You remember that? I remember that. I have pictures. You know why? Why? That's what's called being smitten.

Oh, whatever. I know it's never been that, but I like to say it. For my ego, I like to say it. You know I love you, though. I love you, too. I know it's never been that, but I like to say it. For my ego, I like to say it. You know I love you, though. I love you, too. I love your shirt. I love your hoodie, actually. Why? Because it represents... Why you... That's the first thing you saw?

It represents... No, it's a good thing. I love... Yeah. It's wilding out. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. People have been asking me for years, should be on wild and out you should be on wild i was like you see this shit this ain't wild now my nephew should be on wild and out and i was never was excited about being on the show i never even tried to be on the show and i knew back in the day it was a good platform. A lot of people came up off of that.

Avion Crockett if I'm not mistaken. Oh yeah. Corey Holcomb. It was a platform for him. Spanky. D-Ray Davis. It was like

the hot show. Everybody wants to be a I never want to be a part of it because I don't really like the roast because I take it I'm too sensitive. I try to start a fight.

And I will. I didn't think you were sensitive. I know you go hard, but I don't think you would like. I mean, I just don't like the roasted shit. I fucking fought because of fucking not being able to take a joke. Somebody told me today, how you a comedian you can't take a joke? I'm like, that's just it. Austin wants to do comedy.

He wants to do it. And I'm excited about Austin possibly doing it. But I'm not because that nigga can't take a joke. Like, when you pick a joke, he don't like nobody make fun of him. I'm like, oh, you need to quit. The same way I told you you need to quit when you first tried it. If you can't take a joke, you need to quit. But I never pursued Wild N' Out.

I knew it was one of those things that could be like, oh, the millennials like you or whatever. Never pursued it. And this last year, my agent, they was like, oh, we got to offer you for Wild N' Out. I was like, I ain't trying to fuck no Wild N' Out. And they was like, but they're doing like an old school versus new school. Oh, perfect. That's what.

For you. You so happy? It was old school versus new school, right? And I was like, oh, I could do that. It'll be fun. It'll be like a novelty or whatever. And I was like, I'm excited about doing it, but I'm going to tell you about these new

school motherfuckers. They don't give a fuck about Chappelle's show. Them niggas was coming so hard at me. And the worst thing about it, I can handle at me And the worst thing about it I can handle that But the worst thing about it was that The audience is filled with like a lot of people

That's close to their age and everything Right Man they was hating on me So I tell a joke They was like this The little young'un tell a joke They was like this But it was fun

Peter Gunz was on that show Peter Guns represented He's an old head He's a No I'm What do you mean like an old head What the fuck is an old head Old school

Old head You Seasoned Okay Seasoned Well seasoned Well done Okay

Okay Peter Guns is well done It was Peter Guns And Corey Guns And I was on I was on the old school side. And it was just like this. I was like, oh, these motherfuckers really not going to laugh at none of my jokes. Damn.

But I kept coming. I kept coming. I kept coming. And Jess Hilarious was on the. Okay, she's funny. She's funny. I like her too. I like her a lot.

She's dope. But we got to the battle part. And I'm not going to. She's dope. But we got to the battle part. And I'm not going to spoil it or whatever. But me and Jess kind of went at it. Okay. And the Youngers was killing us into that last battle. And I brought the whole team back.

Good. And I felt good about doing that show for a lot of reasons. One reason, it was shot at the Tyler Perry Studios. Oh, that's dope. I heard it was incredible. Oh, my God. Tyler Perry. It was Tyler Perry Studios.

So I was just, no matter what you think about Tyler Perry how you feel um when to drive through those gates and see this studio right and I know like especially in the black community they always say they trying to disrespect black men trying to discard masculinity they're trying to put black they always talk about yeah they always want black men to wear a dress yeah and i looked around that studio i was like nigga a dress bought all of this shit that was off the heels of my deer sign me up and i was so i ain't gonna i ain't on the dress shit but you know but it was like it was so dope to be a part to see that i've never been there before um to see that and also know that it was a black studio and it was black production and was a black studio and it was black production and was a black creative a show it was just like blackness everywhere black excellent

black excellent and I'm a promoter of black excellence I'm a promoter of black love I'm a promoter of black everything but I will say this I get little upset when when people are just like it's just only black it's only black what do you mean what i mean is that we're like some people that just just like have no regard for white people no regard no regard for but is it it's okay to celebrate black black no i'm not saying it's not okay to celebrate black. What I'm saying is that there are freedom fighters out there. There are white people that were down with the civil rights movement just as much as black people.

I'm not saying one outweighs the other, but I do know that if it wasn't for freedom fighters and a lot of white folks, that I personally don't think the sit right movement went as far as because somebody had to get the marching permits. Niggas wasn't getting no marching permits back then. Come on. You understand something, yeah.

It's the truth. And I'm not saying like, what I'm saying is like, I'm true to myself. I'm true to being black, whatever. But I know that back then until this day, there are people outside of your background, your color that contribute to your movement and the progression of it. That's what I'm trying to say. I celebrate black, but I don't shit on all white. Okay. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I was in love with a white chick. So are you all lives matter or black lives matter? Black lives matter or black lives matter um black lives matter yes and then all lives is directly right behind it okay i'm saying because that um i as a black person have issues that a lot of people don't have you know i'm saying like and i know that we've been suppressed i know that we've been through a lot of things. I know Jewish people have been through a lot of things. I understand that.

Black lives matter first because I'm black, but all lives matter right after that. Okay. You know what I mean? I don't know if that makes sense. I don't even know if that makes sense. I don't know if that's anything to celebrate or anything, but that's just how I feel. That's how you feel. You know, and then when we really break it down,

we should break it down to the point of like this, you got good people and bad people. That can come in any color or race. You know what I'm saying? I'm not one to just say, fuck all white people. Right. And I'm not one to say, I love all black people. But black is priority first for me.

Okay. And I have friends that share that same sentiment. As much as people, Deja Pel, like Monique. Remember the Monique stuff was going down? And Monique was saying that she feels like she should get as much as Deja Pel and Chris Rock and these guys or whatever. And people play defense of that. Yay, nay, whatever. And people play defense of that. Yay, nay, whatever.

And it's so funny. I'm telling you the dopeness about my friend and his character is that when it's going down and people are like this, did you hear what Monique said? And she was trying to diss you, whatever. And Dave told me, he said, man, I root for her because she's black. Example of how black lives matter first. So back to the topic.

But then after that, he's like that. Fuck it, she had to say that part. But yeah, I mean, it's like, it's okay. And it's good to, it's great. And you should be proud to be black. But at the same time, we got to realize that there's a lot of people that contribute to equality with everybody. I agree with you.

Can you tell us about the rest of the Tyler Perry experience? The Tyler Perry experience was just dope. Just going through there like, Smuffa got a fucking black White House. A White House. Oh, yeah. just going through there like smuffin got a fucking black white house a white house oh yeah it was just for me to go through and this is fairly new at the time to see the sound stages names like harry belafonte oprah winfrey and all these things i i just looked at that like people talk shit about him but it made me feel this may be crazy i can i won't compare it but i'll just give you an example so many years we've black community always have an excuse about something yeah i don't believe excuses

you hear this you've heard this you I don't believe in excuses. You hear this. You've heard this. You probably don't know this. We ain't going to ever have no black surgeons. We have black surgeons. Right. We ain't going to have no black astronauts.

We have black astronauts. We ain't going to have no black fucking golf champs. We have all that. The last excuse niggas had was, we ain't going to never have no black president. And look at us. We got a black president. So I use that as an example of no excuses. And when Barack Obama was in office, I mean, all black people didn't love Barack Obama.

Yeah. I've been in barbershops, but like this, man, this motherfucker said, man, what the fuck did Barack Obama do for the black community? I said, he won, nigga. Yo, he won. Did you vote for him just because he black? Yep. Nigga, I ain't give a fuck if he's a good president. I want him to be a black president.

So now we don't have no excuses for anything. And what I'm saying, there's no comparison. There's some parallels with and I'm not quite in a teleprompter Obama but when you when you see a person that started from where he came from the chitlin circuit the person that was doing the the black praise mama train girl that type of stuff you yeah the ones that were doing the black praise. Mama train girl. That type of stuff.

It's almost like. Yeah. The ones that were doing the plays. It was almost like the Popeye's chick lady. Girl. You gonna love my two. Let me hear this. Child. I know that's like.

Like they come from that. From like people not understanding. You writing your shit. You living in your fucking car. Yeah. You going from city to city to go from that build your brand

when you got people shitting on you when you like you proud to be a black director a black actor a black fucking millionaire possibly a billionaire and then you got the likes of like Spike Lee that's like shitting on you all you trying to do is win okay Spike I know you upset

but they don't want to see your movies and they do but they don't support it like that so don't knock me as another black man you know what i'm saying you see that and i know tyler prairie been in his car a lot like just watch them they that nigga. And to see him go from the same way you came from New York. Yeah. The same way I came from New York, trying to get something. You don't know what the fuck is going to happen. When you say he's moving to New York, I say I was moving to New York. We didn't know what the fuck was going to be next.

Mm-mm. You had a car from your cousin with some old tires in the back seat. Yeah. But you kept a smile on your face. We didn't know. We didn't know what was going to happen, but we knew what we was fucking going for.

Right. So people should try to shit on Tyler Perry. Fucking get that motherfucker his roses right now. And that was the most impressive thing. When I went through them gates, I'm like, this nigga was living in his fucking car. He got no from everybody.

When Main Street didn't accept him, do you know that nigga fight? Main Street didn't fuck with him. You know what? And this is what a lot of people can't do. He figured out how to make money off of black people. Main Street don't fuck with y'all? Fuck that. My that my is going somewhere and they did yeah and they did they supported him the people the black people supported tala perry and people could say why he doing so so

and he never turned his i don't get with nobody say he never turned his back on those people that support him he always gave gave them the shit they like. That's why he did Madea. That's why he continued to do Madea. You a millionaire. You still doing it? Yeah, nigga. I started from this shit.

That's what they liked. That's the demographic. I started from this. I'm not going to forget them people. And now look what he's doing. He's in everything. The motherfucker got his own studio. Like they say that this is like his studio. You can take five studios in California and put it in his one studio.

And I see a person. I say this all the time, this ain't even a funny shot, they are no motherfucking excuses. A good excuse and a bad excuse is still a fucking excuse. Everybody ain't built to be tough. Everybody ain't built to go through,

go get through this corona shit. Niggas is quick to, niggas is quick to quit. Oh, I'm gonna, you know what? There's a lot of niggas still working. Facts. Hello?

What was that? I said facts. No, before the facts. It was a car. It was a car. I tried to play it off. facts no before the facts yo hey what the fuck are we doing what the fuck okay this is what i want to say in closing i don't even know okay okay this is what i'm gonna do i'm gonna

recap everything. I'm going to recap from never wanting to do a podcast to wanting to do a podcast, people encouraging me to do a podcast, to saying fuck a podcast. I have the cough. Nigga. Yo, put your mask on, motherfucker.

Put your mask on. Okay, this is what I want to say. People always say it's a podcast. I don't think this is a podcast. This is a reality show about a podcast. From the inception of it to where we're in the middle of it. I don't even know what this is. We're almost hitting almost hitting like what is this 19th or the 20th episode but i will say this i'm enjoying this ride i'm enjoying the feedback that i'm getting from the audience i'm enjoying it in the darkest moments and the best moments right now. Am I an essential worker?

Yes, I am. Because it's my job to make you motherfuckers laugh, make you think, and it's always on the Donnie O'Reilly Show. A joke can be too soon, but it can never be too soon for funny observation. The Donnie O'Reilly Show, bitch. Drop it. Yeah, one'Reilly show, bitch. Drop it.

Yeah, one, two, one, two. Get right is the nigga. And yes, he's homeless. But before the COVID-19 nigga, you was homeless. Now you in the house Mad with a grudge

Trying to disrespect my man Who are you to judge? He gives me inspiration And makes me feel good I think part of it's because I know he represents the hood Never bitch Never complain I think part of it is because I know he represents the hood. Never bitch.

Never complain. Sometimes outside. In the rain. Raindrops keep falling on his motherfucking head. Be thankful for every day, every breath because nigga, you could be dead. Ask Fred. The God.

He represented the streets. But sometimes God says it's time for you and I to meet. Some niggas think I'm crazy and like to call me Ash. Whatever you do in life, make sure

you live your motherfucking dash. BALLS! Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon