Donnell - Women Love the DECK

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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Coach gets the most pussy in anybodyhood. Donnell. If you a responsible male figure, and you come into a single mom's life when he ain't got no role models? That's how you ended up playing baseball, right? Yo, it was football. The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face.

Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. so Hey. Yeah, we have lotion. Y'all got lotion? Yeah. Tell Legs to come. Let me tell you. Let me. Can I? I have lotion. Y'all got lotion? Tell Legs to come. Let me tell you. I need lotion. Because apparently, when you produce a show,

and you tell people you're a producer, you don't tell them that you produce lotion. Kavanta is a producer of a show, and this is like the second episode where I didn't have no goddamn lotion. Here's the... Well, first of all, let's start by saying this. Okay.

No, let's start by saying this. Let's start. Thank you. Throw it. Y'all see how cool that is? That's an old deal for this nigga. A nigga can catch lotion like that, can shoot pool. Yo, yo, you know a nigga's an old head.

This one, you know a nigga's a real old head. Hey, Javette, I just figured it out because I was in old head denial. This one, you know you're a real old head when you say I'm going up the pool hall. Right? Are there even pool halls still? Yeah. It's only in cities like D.C., Chicago, Atlanta. You know.

You know. It's the Billards Center. It's what? It's called Billards. Alright, first off, this is the first time ever. Like, this is not, I don't know if this is, this is not a live show. This is a lit show. Lit show. It's a lit show.

And if you saw in the back of our studio we have an area, I call it the deck. Right? And I found out I found out that women like the deck. You know what I'm saying? They want to get the deck. And back on the deck, for the first time on the deck, it's a whole bunch. It's so many. This makes me feel so good, Javante.

And I got to say this. It's from so many positive black bitches back there, son. Black queens, don't know. Word for the black bitches. One time for the black bitches. Thank you. You can't participate in that. Yes, you can.

You know what? You can participate in that because it's the context in which we use all type of words. True. Right? And when I said, here was the catch. When I said Positive black bitches Everybody was like Ay

You been in Hollywood Too long I mean They're all Black beautiful queens Yes These bitches Show them

There you go That's what I'm talking about These bitches What And And this was dope They from Chicago Nice

I love Chicago. And Chicago, I'm going to tell you, I've been around some black bitches in my life, right? Black women. Queens. OK. Now, it was, oh, man, I'm just trying to be clear when I say this.

But Chicago black women are the dopest black women on the planet. Chicago up in here. I'm going to tell you what makes them. I'm going to tell you what makes most of them are boss bitches. Most of them are bad bitches. Okay. And most of them

don't need a man for nothing, for dick security, to take the trash out, to wash the car, walk the dog. That's all we need them for. That's not what I said. I said that's not what I said.

What I said. I want to be clear. I want to be clear. That's not what I said. I said they don't need a man for nothing. For nothing. But take the trash out. Dig them down.

Cook dinner. Wash the car. That's all they need a man for is everything. Take the kids. Get the kids. Pick the kids up. Yo, that's all they need a man for is everything, bitch. I told this motherfucker.

I told him the other day, I don't need you for nothing but everything, nigga. No. True and mean. I was just saying, I don't want to be tripping off this nigga. I said, what you want from me? Everything but nothing. They will do. I need everything.

Maggie, come up here. Come on. Maggie like this bitch. Maggie like, come on, baby. They be like this. I just need everything but nothing at the same time.

Solid. I'm going to tell you, the Chicago women, they dress better. I know it's going to be bitches like, what about us in Arkansas? You know you can't

fuck with a Chicago bitch. Kalamazoo, forget about it. We are the coldest on the Midwest, son. You are the coldest on the Midwest, son. Yeah, literally and figuratively speaking. Chicago is cold shit. I don't fuck with Chicago.

This time of the year, Chicago got everybody looking gay. What? Why? And the reason why, because niggas be on the corner like this. I don't know if that nigga cold or he suck dick. I don't know what's going on. But that nigga, you ain't supposed to shiver.

I've been in L.A. too long. Yeah. L.A. is just yuck. I'm sick of these perfect ass bitches. These perfect, when I say that, not to say that Chicago bitch not perfect, but the perfect ones, they all start looking alike.

You look at a bitch's face and be like, you know what doctor she went to. All the same. That looks like Dr. Shivagian's work. Dr. Michal. Yeah. Yo, then you look at a bitch that had a bad ass shot. You like, that look like Dr.

Man Man right there. That bitch went to Dr. Man Man. Bitch, you think you when last time you waved your cheeks? You went to Dr. That bitch went to Dr. Man Man. She went to Dr. Man Man. What about the Chicago men?

What? Fuck I know about the Chicago niggas. Oh, we know all about the Chicago men. This is what I know about Chicago men. This is what I know about Chicago men. This is what I know about Chicago men. What? Chicago bitches don't want to fuck them niggas. Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa. Come on, Raleigh. All right, wait. Drop a bomb, son. Give me a bomb. Why? Why don't they want them? Because a lot of times, the shit that's right in your face

is not as interesting. People always think the grass is greener on the other side. A lot of times, bitches don't want to fuck with niggas they grew up with. Them niggas act like the niggas that I grew up with. Pardon us. That's not true, son. It's my truth.

We love Chicago N-Words. They put the deck down, son. The dick? The dock? The deck. The deck. And I'm not saying they bad. I'm not knocking on niggas.

Some good niggas. But usually, I've found that usually, usually, if someone's going to talk to you, step up to the mic. That's what she said. Listen, usually chicks don't fuck with niggas from where they from. That's just it.

We don't understand. We don't understand. We love Chicago. Do we love Chicago men, ladies? Okay, first off, first off, first off, Dawn, first off. Mostly from the city. First off, Dawn, before you get all cute with your little fans, your little fans try to be cute.

It's a pandemic. First off, and I know it ain't there right now. We're going to talk about co-parenting later. Right, first off, when you was in your little dating shit, your little shit, fuck these niggas, I don't need a man for nothing but for everything. When you was going there, she like, fuck these niggas. Fuck these niggas.

When it really is your sister, ain't no telling. And I told you, when you was going through it, I was calling all around. I said, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. And then you said yes to my husband, who's an ex-husband. No, that's not what I said. Let me say what I said. This is what I said was, Dawn, you need a country-ass bow-legged nigga.

Did I not tell you that? You said strong tractor driver, man. I said a construction worker nigga, right? She was like, I can't fuck with no regular. I said, not the blue hat nigga, the white hat nigga. You know, I ain't disrespecting. I'm not disrespecting anybody. But you know, yo, if you like, you know,

if you bitch that, you know, that fuck with some niggas that got credentials and money, you can't just, it's going to be hard to fuck with a nigga with a blue hat. Right. Right? Yeah, a blue hat. On a construction site, you got...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am not trying to disrespect anybody right now. But you got the regular niggas. What is he called? The head... He's like the contractor. The contractor, the foreman. I call him a nigga with a white hat.

I don't call him a white helmet. Well, white helmet dude. The white helmet guy is typically like... The one in charge. Yeah, he's a boss. He been through it, but I was like, that's why I said a helmet dude. The white helmet guy is typically like Bob. The one in charge. Yeah, he's like Bob. He been through it, but I was like, that's what I said,

a country dude, and I said blue collar. I said he's going to be a blue collar joint. And that's what happened. That's what happened. And look at me now. Divorced.

I ain't saved forever, bitch. I said get one. I got it. You got to be a, you were, Dawn became the poster child of SaveABitch.com. Yo, I'm telling you, Dawn, I love you. I know. I love you. Dawn, I love you, but you inspired so many bitches

that had no hope left. You are right. You are right. And this is very true, son. Dawn was in the street. Oh, Dawn was in the street. I saw the bitch break her heel one night. God. And still went to the party.

Was hip hopping like shit. This bitch had a four inch and a zero inch. And got it popping. And still got it popping. She kicked the other inch off. It was like, nigga, we ain't going nowhere. Yeah. These my ballet shoes, nigga.

But Dawn, when I say that, and when I say that, and you know I love you. When I say that, I say that say that, and you know I love you, when I say that, I say that, and it's serious, I'm like this. Like, bitches looked up to you. It's true. They was like this. I'm telling you, it was some bitches like this.

I just throw the towel out. I'm going to start eating pussy. Fuck it. But if Dawn got out the street. That happens. Remember when I found out Dawn got out the street? I was like, whoa. Everybody was like, we was like in a Friday movie. Remember they was like this? Yeah. When I got off the streets, I was like, whoa. Everybody was like, he was like in a Friday movie.

Remember they was like this? When I got off these streets. It was like, wait a minute, you were serious? I'm like, dead ass. No, but I was like this. I'm like this. For somebody, and the reason I say that, for somebody that was really at the point like, man, I don't give a fuck.

It's going to be what it is. I'm going to focus on my career. I'm going to have a good time. You know what I'm saying? The person like, there's a lot of things you got to deal with when you even start to consider of considering i won't have that type of companionship yeah same thing with kids like oh if a person that doesn't have kids right you get to a point like okay i'm gonna deal with this and i gotta be cool with it because if i don don't, I'm going to go crazy. Me. And most people like that,

and most people like that, they dig into their career, they dig into their nephews, their nieces, and it's no bad thing, because you go crazy. You get sick of people asking you questions and shit. And Dawn was somewhat at that point, like, uh-uh,

and I don't want to say she gave up on love, but it was like... I was done with it. Oh, yeah, okay, the bitch gave up. She was like, fuck that shit. And she gave up. And then when it was like... I was done with it. Oh, yeah. Okay. The bitch gave up. She was like, fuck that shit. And she gave up. And then when it happened, man, it was... And I went too far in, though.

No such thing. I lost all to myself. That's what happens. That's what happens. Yeah, that's what you need to do. Shut up and get in the kitchen, make sandwiches, and shut the fuck up. That's what you need to do. But, Don, you have beautiful children. Yeah, but you know what? But she need to be obedient. I am obedient. I'm obedient. I'm obedient. I'm trained.

I am obedient. Hold on. I don't want you to be. That's a joke. I'm just joking. Please don't do this. It's true. It's true.

I am obedient. I'm trained. I don't have a problem. No, you're not, Dawn. You wasn't trained. How long it took you? Yes. How long did it take me to get trained?

Hella years. But I got trained and I'm obedient. And I still got called too strong, which was some of the most ridiculous weak nigga comments I could ever hear. You too strong. You met me at Home Depot, nigga. I've been strong. I put your ceiling fan up, son.

I'm strong. I know, but you do have a way of not knowing when to shut the fuck up. Still? That joke is so played out, girl. That's not a joke. That's a reality. This show's not about jokes. OK? It's reality. That's so played out, girl. That's not a joke. That's a reality. This show's not about jokes.

Okay? It's reality. That's so played out. A joke can be too soon, but it never can be too soon for a funny observation. It's too played out. It's so 2000 and late. The truth of the matter is you had an issue with shutting the fuck up. You had an issue with learning to listen to women and allowing women.

I do listen to women. Not much. I always listen to women. Not much. I always listen to women. Not much. When? When? You don't, because in 2020, it's 2021, and you are still saying, I don't

know how to shut the fuck up, because you're not even listening to how I know how to shut the fuck up. And while I'm saying that, guess what you're doing? Talking a lot. Because I got to tell you. That is so ridiculous. I'm just saying. And you know what?

I learned how to shut the fuck up for nine years. And I was married for nine years. And I shut the fuck up too much. I forfeited my career. I moved to another country. I don't think you forfeited your career. This is what a lot of men, I will say this, what a lot of men have to understand,

the importance of a woman being there for their kid. And I know people talk shit about it because black people, we come up where the woman always had to do everything. Because the nigga usually locked up with some shit. I ain't feeding into no stereotype, but this is the reality of it. It's like you kind of

expect that from a woman. Right. To have to do fucking everything. And we do it. And we understand that part. And it's no problem with it. But honor it. I had a re-nigger. I mean, a re-nigger.

I respect a nigger. Look, look, look. Some people, some coaches, some coaches don't. Some coaches... Alright. Are y'all gonna keep talking while I'm talking? Some people, some cultures, some cultures don't. Some cultures. All right. Are y'all going to keep talking while I'm talking? See what I'm saying? Damn. You can't even let a bitch enjoy it.

We was enjoying the re-niggers. What was it again? Is that a new term? Like a re-nig? He re-nigged. Re-nig. Like kick back. And then Adam.

And then giving. He straight up said, we talked about this. We talked about this we talked about raising the kids moving to another country and when we get back stateside then it'd be my time to shine

it'd be dawn you'd get back on but when we got back stateside he renegered on my shit and now I'm sitting here and then I don't even know who made the rules

that the kids gotta go with the mama you know what you know what I don't. Yo, let me tell you something. You don't know how real that is to me. Yeah. Cause that's gonna be my argument, nigga, when I go to court. Man, who the fuck made this rule? Give me my son, bitch.

I think innately it's supposed to be that way. No, I'm just saying. Yo, yo, stop it. No, not today. Naturally. That's over. That's over. I mean, no, it's not over because they were cut from the fruit of my womb. I mean, it is a natural thing. Okay, I'm not saying that's over. That's over. No, it's not over because they were cut from the fruit of my womb. I mean, it is a natural thing. Okay, I'm not saying that's over. What I'm saying is you can make a lot of different arguments.

You can make a lot of different arguments. And what I was going to say, I was giving the props of something that in the black community we don't respect too much is stay at home mom. It's a shame. You know what I'm saying? That's like if you think about it, I believe this. If you can afford, like I know are like, well, you need to bring in this.

You need to bring in that. But if you can handle to hold a whole house down and you can's life when their routine is, I got to get up at 6 o'clock. Not only do I got to get these kids ready, I got to get myself ready. Right. We go deep. Okay. Get myself ready to get on a bus to take you to school for me to go to work. Two buses.

Two buses. I don't give a fuck what my kid is. Nigga get one bus out of me. Fuck that, nigga. Uh-uh, man. We better go to school at home, nigga. Transfer, nigga? I missed that connection, nigga.

I've been trying to get you to school since Tuesday. It's Thursday, son. Get me off of this goddamn bus. Just let him fail. The nigga can dribble. See, look. Terrible. But check this out, though.

No, let me finish. No, okay. Let me finish what I'm saying. To do that, and then now you're separated from your kids, six, seven hours, whatever school is, whatever your work hour is, to possibly go to an after-school joint to pick the motherfucker up

to cook dinner we talking about our 24 hours you got you got really three hours of no time and the internet okay that'd be worth it. In some cases, a lot of people, the money ain't even crazy. Yeah, it's not even, the math don't matter. That's why I say to women, any woman that's listening to this, if you got a good man. Make you suck your teeth. If you got a good man, sometimes, when you look at it, it's not a lot to become a good man.

But if you got a good, let me say this. If you got a good man, that's all we ask. How many do we have? I want to talk to you. How many good men do we have to get one? How many good men do we have to make one good man? You got to go through a whole bunch of them. No.

Because y'all be delusional. Delusional? Yes. I want a piece of a piece of a piece. You want to know why y'all be delusional? The realest shit, I'm going to say, most of y'all out here, once y'all be delusional, this is what I'm going to say. Dick. Oh, bulls eye.

Let me tell you. Y'all want to be honest? Y'all want to be honest? Sometimes women be like, same thing with men. We looking for a certain thing. But then y'all want to be honest? Y'all want to be honest? Sometimes women be like, same thing with men. We looking for a certain thing. We certain thing. But then y'all got to go through Dick Dynasty. Y'all got to go to Dick Dynasty.

I was Dick the Ruler for a little while. Right, but you went through Dick Dynasty. Dick Dynasty. You went through Dick Dynasty. Dick Dynasty be like, it got to be a certain heightasties to me like it gotta be a certain height certain color it gotta be a certain angle it gotta be everything and I told you about the

dick dynasties dudes the one lesson I learned from Donnell cause back in the day I think till this day like you know we all know what I like and he was like yeah no my bad Jay that was just one white boy I was like, oh, no, what I like. And he was like, yeah. That's a sign. My bad, Jay.

That was just one white boy. God damn. That was like 10 years ago, Dawn. I like BBC. Justin Timberlake. Talk about Justin Timberlake. She said she like BBC. Yeah, we already know that. But what I'm saying is he told me like the niggas are the big dicks.

They're the ones that they want to share it with everybody. And then I had to learn that. That's not how I said it. That's not how I would have said it. You said they're going to share it to the world. I said, I said. You said they want to share it to the world. Monster cock niggas?

Yo, them niggas ain't fucking with a bitch. Never. They're like, man. Well, you know. You know why they're going to share it to the world? Because I can't handle the monster cock every day. Certified freak. With a monster cock, it's one, maybe two days a week.

Really? You don't want to mess up my insides. No, but, okay. You stretch me out. So in case I get that next dick on deck, he's going to be like, who was you messing with? Monster cock. Okay, the point I was trying to say is that.

I want to do this stuff. The point I was trying to say. I'm raising my to do this, though. The point I was trying to say... I'm raising my hand out here. The point... Austin did a good job. Yeah, he did. What I'm trying to say is... Donnell, Donnell.

This is what I'm trying to say. Sometimes the expectations of what you think is your ultimate happiness, especially when you're younger, as you get older, shit starts to shift a little bit. Oh, that's what we get. You start thinking different.

Absolutely, but I... I try to secure the bag. Overall, sex's what we get. You start thinking different. Absolutely, but I... That's why I secured a bag. Overall, sex is very important. And that comes with that. What? Whatever it's monster cock or whatever. Yo, if you... So you're not thinking about...

So you're not thinking about a relationship with somebody until you die. What? No, she talking about... She talking about the sex is important. All right. You still at that age

when the sex is important. Intimacy is important. Intimacy is important. Intimacy is important. Everything. It's not necessarily sex. But remember, I'm a Scorpio. I have to explain this to people. Like, that's just.

What does that mean, Jay? Like, I'm a sexual person. So that, for me, may not be. That's important for me. For a long, long, long term? Long. Man, I don't know about all that. I didn't say my best years.

I got memories. I got memories. I got memories. You know how I make you come fast? You know how I make a chick do multiple orgasms and take her shopping, son? That's cute, too. That's cute. That's cool, too.

I have to revisit this. Just because it happened to me. Being a stay-at-home mom, held it down, wash, cook, clean, fuck, suck. I was all that. I understood the assignment. So you cooked and you cleaned. Let me tell you, that's how I got this ring.

Hell yeah. And first of all, that must have been, I don't know, your wife must be firing because I had your food before dawn. I would never be that shit, nigga. That nigga, Just go over And bend over That's a lie

Yo man I'm not trying to That pasta Just bend over mama Yo my shit It's whatever What that mouth do What that mouth do

That mouth do it Nigga you ain't got One recipe I said You gonna ever Make that again Mine are concoctions I don't have my shit

Written down You are Trying to get off The topic of what I am going for. No, but I'm trying to do it. I don't want you to lie. I'm not lying. I didn't say I cook good. I said I cook.

She did everything that a woman can contribute to the... I fed my husband. I fed my children. I fed myself. And this man, I mean, I went on field trips. I even went and got a punk-ass job at the Apple store to VX. What color was your shirt? Black.

I look like Apple Pay. Oh, you was wearing a black shirt, bitches? What? Apple Pay. The thing of it is... Oh, you had Apple Pay, nigga. You ain't even got a high school degree for that. He said, he said, he said...

Wait a minute. What color was your... Dawn. What, son? What color was your shirt? My shirt was black with the white apple. I was an Apple employee. I've never seen nobody with a black Apple shirt.

You got to go to Japan. Okay, excuse me. Thank you. Stand corrected. I'm internationally known on the microphones. All right. And then he also, I was told, I'm talking about doing all of that respectfully. He said I was not adding anything to the marriage.

Ooh. If you're just tuning in, the person that's on the microphone now is good for the mind. She's worked with me on the road. She's open for the likes of Don Air Rollins, Dave Chappelle, Charlie Murphy, D.L. Hughley. But she had a situation where she was in these streets. And unbeknownst to her, a man, a gentleman, Marine Corps, saved a bitch, took her off the streets. And through that journey, he took her off the streets to another continent where she had to almost learn how to speak Japanese.

Being a bitch that has never eaten sushi before, she sought this to be a challenge. But she bared through it because she did something she never thought she'd do. She bared two kids at the age of, for a black person, grandma age. Bitch had a first kid grandma age. At the same time, the friends

and the sisters that she grew up with, their kids were in college. It's true. It's true. It's the truth. And Dawn Alexander Boatman, kids were in preschool and her friends' kids were in med school.

But she passed through that and she did something that a lot of people think she'd never do. She created a family with that said, sometimes what we want doesn't happen the way we want it to. Yeah. So what do we do? What do we do, Dawn? We don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years. do dawn we don't call it a comeback i've been here for years no we don't dawn this is what we do we learn how to co-parent a term that white people invented

we learn how to co-parent but what i'm saying if you don't even white people to co-parent. But what I'm saying, if you don't even respect me. White people invented co-parent. If you're being a parent, you can't co-parent. White people invented, Alex, your people. Aw. You're used to not invent co-parenting. Yeah. Co-parenting? They've invented everything. Black people invented parenting.

No, we invented it. I don't fuck with her like that, but I'm going to take care of my kid. It was called cocaine parenting. It was called cocaine parenting. Co-parenting? It was a joke. It's cocaine parenting. Okay was called cocaine parenting. Co-parenting? It was a joke. It's cocaine parenting. Co-parenting.

Who invented it? Divorce invented parenting. I don't even know what specific group invented it. What's the toughest part, Dawn? Yes. Co-parenting. What's the toughest part of it for you? The toughest part of co-parenting for me is the co-parent.

All right, one second. The parent, the other parent? Is the what? The other parent? Dealing with the other parent? Is the other, the co-parent. He won't co-parent. I don't think co-parenting is for motherfuckers that fight all the time.

Yeah. It's not. You can't do it. I don't even fight. I don't know. No niggas that co-parent. I'm still giving him everything he wants. Co-parent seems like we just, we'll never argue.

Yeah. No, co-parenting, co-parenting, co-parent seems like we just, we will never argue. Yeah. No, co-parenting, co-parenting, co-parenting is. Somebody just, wait a minute, Dawn. Yeah. Someone just said a big word. Who is that? Dr. Tawanda Puller. Doctor?

Tawanda Puller. What kind of doctor though? Like, like what kind of doctor? Okay. Excuse me. Okay. Come up, come up to the mic. Co-parent.

We have a doctor. Are you like a therapist doctor? What type of doctor? Hold on. A psychologist. Psychologist. All right, if you're just tuning in, we have the show, the Donnell Rollins Show,

and this is going to be something we add to it. Donnell with eight bitches on the deck i mean beautiful queens on the deck so first off this is what i'm really appreciative about this group of women in the back there the fact that they're here to go to a wedding right and this is me first thing i said was like oh man look at these i said oh man look at all these positive black bitches here to support their positive black queen sister. They said, no, we here for our mans. I'm like, is this Bishop Don Juan, nigga?

I was like, they getting pimp. Them bitches getting pimp. I ain't never seen so many women take a girl trip for a nigga. Well, here it is. Chicago bitches doing the damn thing. I love it. I love that dude, whoever he is. James Alford. Yes. What's up? Happy. Well, here it is. Chicago bitches doing the damn thing. I love it. I love that dude, whoever he is.

James Alford. Yes, what's up? Happy congratulations, James. Here's Dr. Tawanda Pullen, Donnell. She's the one that used the big word. Tawanda Pullen,

Pullen needs nuts. My goodness. Sorry, Doc. Sorry, Doc. Sorry, Doc. Sorry, Doc. Doc, we can't see you. Come on, Doc. You're winning if you're just tuning in

this is Donna Rollins show from the deck and we have Dr. Pullum is that her name? Pullen okay so where are you so where were we Javanta I'm doing my professional voice so Javanta bring it

back what were we talking about we were talking about co-parenting co-parenting not to be confused with I don't fuck with my baby mama co-parenting and we were a healthy way of raising children and keeping

your sanity and to which I said to which I said, to which I said, blaming it on white people? Yes, I said, black people don't co-parent, we just fuck with the bitch. I don't believe that to be all the way true. And that's why we brought a doctor in to help us. Let's hear it.

Exactly. There you go boo. My goodness. Hi. Hi. Introduce yourself. Mike boo. My goodness. Hi. Hi. Introduce yourself. Mike Chuck. Mike Chuck.

What's your question for me, though? Oh, my God. This doctor is lit. When the Remy's in your system, and you tell him if you diss him at a therapy system, yo, what type of doctor bitch is this? Yo, this bitch is Dr. Dre, Dr. Seuss. She went to school with Dr. Dre and Dr. Seuss. I'm a school psychologist.

I work with children. Okay, first of all, slow down. I didn't call you a doctor. Don't scream at me. Dawn was the one like, oh, she got a doctor over here. And I asked you if you were a clinical psychologist or whatever type of doctor you were. I have a PhD in school psychology. That's what I meant. Okay.

School psychology. So, Dawn, do you remember the question that we can get Dr. Phyllis I remember the question. Dr. Phyllis would like to speak. I said that the parents have to be communicative.

Communicative? Yeah. Okay, for the people that may not know words over three syllables. Also, they got to be able to talk to each other. Exactly. Communicative. There ain't nowhere around me. Communicative.

And that comes from two people Can one person be communicative and the other one be non-communicative? I mean that's not Really the definition But yeah I mean it happens Okay going back to it doctor Both parents Being what?

Continue What? Both parents Co-parents have to be communicative Meaning that they both have to have an open line of communication they have to be open to the process because the child is the centerpiece right they're the most important piece that's so easy said than done yeah i haven't been in that situation but i've worked with many children who are faced with this. Divorce is on the rise, and it's unfortunate.

Even the suburbia. Which is where I work. Right. I'm not going to say where I work, but when I first started... Why y'all got all these secrets? Y'all out here fucking? What y'all doing? I'm not going to say where.

Yo, doctor, they be like, I'm getting some of that doctor pussy off this episode. Yo, they going to be like this. You ever had some clinical psychologist head? Come on. Okay, sorry. Doctor, did you leave? I was just going to say,

when I first started in the suburban area in California, the families were, like the kids were all from, you know, married homes. Right. Two parent family homes. Whereas when I worked in Chicago public school, when I worked in Chicago, it was a different story. So it was heartbreaking. I was surprised when there were two parent family homes with the students. Well, I shouldn't say that. Okay, answer this question. So you went from a place where there's two parent homes everywhere, right? Then you went to a place where there's probably single parents everywhere, right?

What did you... It was the other way around, but yeah. Okay, with the other way around, what do you feel like the differences in personalities for those kids of the same age but from different backgrounds? The difference in personalities with the children? Yeah, with the kids that was same race, single parents. Hello? Yeah. Okay.

Okay, so those kids. What was the different personality traits from a kid that was from single parent upbringing and one that was from two parents and divorced? So the majority of the children I work with who were from single family homes, their basic needs, and not to say this is the case, but the ones that I work with, their basic needs weren't being met. It was a father. So they were being raised by not only a single mother,

but a grandparent. And oftentimes the parents were on drugs and jail or, you know, just missing an action. Absence of a father figure? Yes, absolutely. Yo, man, I'm gonna tell you something really quick. I just did this documentary. We had experiences. People in that room

right now that had the experience of being in Dave Chappelle's summer camp that was created during a pandemic. Worst time of some people's lives, but turned out to be the best time of... Our lives. Of... My life. I had a great time.

Dawn, did you have a great time? I had an amazing time. In the cornfield, on the river, on the kickball field, in the kitchen. That's great I even did I even did the certified

I did a Cardi B video I ripped it and we did a dance battle dance battle and I won that shit I killed it what was I saying what was I saying

before I was interrupted we were talking about father I think you were going to having the father in the home ultimately yeah it's important when i did this i

did this show i did this um documentary with dave chappelle and the highlight of the video for me was sharing the relationship that i had with my son and how it was important for me to create memories with my son and now as i was watching like the third cut of the video, and I saw it, right? And I saw it in the audience, and I saw how the women connected to me just being a fucking dope dad. And I said to myself, I'm about to get so much coach pussy.

You know what, though, Rawlings? Wait, okay. It was a great experience. Okay, let me explain. You didn't get nobody's pussy. So listen. Coach? No, you're saying coaches. Okay, let me explain. You didn't get nobody's pussy. So listen. Coach? No, you're not saying coaches.

Yeah, man. Listen. Coach. Coach gets the most pussy in anybody's hood. Donnell. Really? My kids. What?

I show my kids. If you a responsible male figure and you come into a single mom's life when he ain't got no role models. I don't know what kind of coach. I don't know. What kind of coach pussy was you getting, Rawlings? Let's be clear. Let me tell you something. Every coach

that coached Little League in the hood. Assistant coach. Assistant or coach. Any Little League coach in the hood, listen to what I'm saying. Every Little League coach in the hood Is fucking That's how you ended up playing

Baseball right It was football It was football She couldn't help me in baseball It was football She couldn't do nothing but baseball It was football and nobody tell't do nothing but baseball. It was football.

And nobody tell you to say nothing, Dawn. His mama got him on a football team. Hey, Dawn, shut your mouth. So he know about them coaches. Hey, Dawn, Dawn, shut your mouth. Stitches get stitches. Dawn, Dawn, what are you talking about? I was just making light. Don't you talk about Mama Rawlings?

Miss Joy, she my M word. You know that. But I was just saying that black women will go to back for their kids. They won't get them in the game. They won't get them

in the game. They will get it. They be in the game. They won't get them in the game. But I don't know. Back to Yellow Springs. I took my son to Yellow Springs too.

Okay. It was when and you were doing a video, right? So, okay, they went to Yellow Springs. They swam. They went to the show.

They was in the cornfields. And the other day I showed them your video. I'm like, okay, they went to Yellow Springs, they swam, they went to the show, they was in the cornfields. And the other day I showed them your video. I'm like, who is this? They was like, Dave Chappelle. I said, that was, you know, Ethan's silly. I said, Ethan, who is that? He was like, Uncle Donnell. Sis, you want to say, I know this is so wrong.

You are so lucky that my friend Kira jumped in and saved your son from drowning. Do you want to talk about that? Let's discuss it. Let's talk about that. Yo, wait a minute. Keep talking. Yo, because I was having such a grand time drinking my tequila. Keep talking. You're going to stop this shit today.

I'm not. She hit the panic button, bro. My kids were swimming. We were in Yellow Springs, Ohio. Rawlings had me stop through. I was in North Carolina. Okay, hold on. He told me, come get some of this positive energy.

Hello? Kira. Kira. Kira. Kira. So I'm here with Dawn B. Dawn B is in California. We're doing an episode of the show.

It's called the Dawn A. Rawlings Show from this deck. Because it's on deck, right? Now, Dawn was up here lying to people about her experience in Yellow Springs, talking about everything she did for you, for me, and I said, do you want to talk about my friend had to save your son from drowning? With all of her clothes on. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute, Kira. I don't want to. All right. Let her talk, son. Go ahead. Go a minute Kira Let her talk sir Go ahead Kira Like I said it was almost Because if they were gonna drown I would have saved them from drowning But I don't know if they was drowning or not Right she hit the panic button

She ran jumped in Bay watched it and shit With all of her clothes on Everything on Because we didn't know She ran, jumped in, Baywatched it and shit. She did with all of her clothes on. All her clothes on. Everything on. Beautiful hair. Because we didn't know where Dawn was. We saved her.

Then you want to talk shit about me. Oh, hell. Give me the phone. Dawn can't swim. I can't swim. I was going to save her. It was four feet. Yo.

So she was going to save her kids by talking about, come over to the shallow side. Yo, I love you. I'm going to save you, but come over here. Come over here. Let Kira tell the story. Clear. Okay, Kira, what was the story? So, no, like, you know, they were little and they were swimming,

but I thought it was deeper than it was. Exactly. It was probably my fault. Thank you. They were drowning. it was deeper than it was. Exactly. It was probably my fault. Thank you. They were drowning. They was drowning. They was not. They was drowning.

She thought they was, but she didn't check. Possibly could have drowned. Possibly could have. Got in pre-drown. Pre-drown, but for pre-drown. So this has nothing to do with co-parenting. Nothing to do. Well, yes, it does, because if their daddy was co-parenting,

they still would have been with their daddy. And I could have been drowned. See, Kara just said that you knew your kids was going to go drown, but she didn't. Right. See, I knew they weren't going to drown, but she did not know. No, when they were going to drown. All right, Kara, I love you.

I just wanted, because she started talking this shit. I just wanted her to know I'm not doing that. You saved their lives. All right? I mean, I fake it, but. All right. Thank you, Karen. I love you.

Good luck. Hit the panic button. Go Ravens. Okay, now, Rollins, what did you prove? Not a damn thing. I proved that you are a liar, and I proved that what I was saying earlier, that. Girl, please. You know what?

You have good intentions, but you really need to work on knowing when to shut the fuck up. Oh my gong. Yo. Right, ladies? No. Y'all are so disrespectful. So what did we learn today? This is the first time.

I think for the first show with a live studio audience, with African queens, I love y'all sisters so much. Black and the Bird is sweet as a motherfucking juice. Hey! Wakanda forever. Hey. Give us a mouth shot. I mean a face shot. Like a...

Okay. That's what she said. Make some noise, hot bitches. All right! Can we introduce all of the beautiful black queens of America? Man, I ain't got time for them bitches, man. This shit over, man. No, I'm just saying.

Them bitches had a good time. You could have talked earlier, man. That's right. This is Donnie Arana's show. Anyway, son. Donnie, look at the dental plans, though, son. Look at the dental plans. You know they got jobs.

Everybody smile. Look at these dental plans back here. That's right. We want to say thank you for coming out. Hotness. This is a girl tonight. Ay, ay, ay.

Oh, oh, oh, girl tonight. I rocked rough. I know, I know. Yo, look, look, you a hater. You just cock-blocked me.

Let me surrogate them. What? Surrogate? Let you surrogate? You're probably thinking it's going to last forever. Why you throwing up, girl? Stop throwing up.

Baby, not tonight. Ew. Take it off. You're more warmer than I ever seen, girl. Show these faces. Ew. Tonight. Yo, shut up, Dawson.

One bitch just threw up. No, watch this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You look sad as hell.

Yo, they open. Free R. Kelly. Live from the deck. Yo, Dawson, shut up. You want sad as hell. Yo, they open. Free R. Kelly. Live from the deck. Yo, don't shut up. Hit me one more time. Listen. Free R. Kelly. Yo, let me do it, nigga.

Let me get my. All right, ladies, please listen. I want everybody to tell me what their pop-up pop-off song was. When you heard this song, you knew it was about to get poppin'. OK, here's mine right here. Wait a minute. It's right here.

Yeah. Y'all know. Y'all should got to be. What's yours? Adore. Somebody rocking. knocking the boots. Wait a minute, let me get mine.

When I walk in the club. I'm Kelly gonna remix that. When I walk in the jail. All right, somebody, I wanna know, come on, give me one.

Mine, I don't know, I think mine was like, somebody rocking, knocking the boots. Hey! All right, I need another one.

Oh wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Hold on, hold on. Hold on, Rollins. We got one. She's a little younger. You're live. The Don A. Rollins show.

Live from the dick. She said, oh yeah, y'all telling y'all age. We are. So what's your pop-off song, young lady? You better not. Wrong person. Here you go. Look at the pop-off song.

Planes by Jeremiah. We need a verse. We need a verse. Sing it. wrong person here you go planes by jeremiah we need a verse what i don't know anything you don't know planes by jeremiah give sing it yeah with a top off

sing it am i whip so big when you in it? What? Man, that pussy dry as shit, man. That joint dry as shit. You hear that shit? That shit dry. That joint got learned. What that shit cost? Oh, what that shit cost?

I got a joint right here. You need some TLC. Truly adore you. Oh, yeah! Oh my God, I'm with you adore you. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'm with you on that. Be there for you. Oh.

He's a hot man. Hot as man. Dr. Pullen in the house. You know what? That is my joint, too, right there. The doctor of love. Doctor of love. Okay, next.

Okay, who has a pop-up song? Nobody better not say Born in the USA. You can't think of a pop-up. Jess, you got some. You got a hoochie-coochie everything. Jess got three generations of it. It's all Heidi, huh?

What's one? What's the pop-up? Y'all don't know mine though. Girls and Boys by Prince. Do y'all know that? Prince was getting. I mean, it was okay. Prince was getting a pop-up.

Prince the only nigga that got. Okay, we got one more. Prince was the only dude that wore lingerie and got more pussy than everybody on the east side. One more. Okay.

Temperature's rising. Okay. Your body's burning. Ay. Oh. That's right. If you're tuning in right now and this is a live broadcast,

in the comments, keep singing. In in the comments I need you to put your pop off song Was it Vito? That's right I got this voice cause I'm a Sagittarius Oh they won't shut the fuck up now Alright Alright Javanta, you represent different millennials.

She over there rolling that body like a snake, ma. I actually like that one. We need to know, Javanta. Yes? What was your pop-off song? What was my pop-off song? It was some Usher shit. I know, I know. Did I have a pop-off song? What was my pop-off song? It was some Usher shit. Did I have a pop-off song?

I'm old school, too. Oh, I know you got a pop-off. You pop it up enough. That was my era, too. Like, I'm not. What's your pop-off song? If you hear this song, you coming out? I know this is.

You coming. Oh, yeah. Yes. Now, that's a candy jumper. What was it again? One more time. Oh shit. Alright, that guy hasn't been out there in a while. I like the way you did that. It got quiet. When I used to do Power 105 before,

it was the fucking cornball fest in the morning. Whenever you played Maxwell, I would just start taking my shirt off. But you're the only female that I've heard that ripped that. Break it back. Javanta Robbers, y'all know her as Poster Girl. Yam's on it. When she wants to get it poppin',

but she ain't gonna tell nobody because she ain't that type of girl what's with the song do it one more time i want to use these last bombs i got do it one more time drop the bomb, Alex. You might not never see this nigga again. You're in Cancun and everybody knows whatever happened in Cancun stays on the internet. What's the song you're going to sing, Javanta? This is Donnie Rollins' show. Y'all know Too Soon.

I'll put it like this. A joke could be too soon, but it never could be too soon for a funny observation. How you dropping them panties, Javanta? Uh-huh. Bye, bitches!