Donnell - Wu-Tang is for the Children

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

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My name is Austin Rawlings, good thing forever. And say, you're watching the Donnell Rawlings Show. I'm watching the Donnell Rawlings Show. Say it again. I'm watching the Donnell Rawlings Show. Right here. I'm watching the Donnell Rawlings Show. Okay.

With Javanta Roberts. With Javanta Roberts. Say it again. With Javanta Roberts. With Javanta Roberts. Say it again. With Javanta Roberts. With Javanta Roberts. With Javanta writers. Won't die forever! DIE DIE FULL Thank you. so so Y'all know how I do it at the top of every show. I spit hot fire, did it so long nobody wanted to go. Third episode after being down for a while. Y'all know I'm nice, I spit fire, then I'm rocking with my child. Y'all feel me when I say sometimes bring your kids to work day. But before I get to the bottom, just one thing I want to say.

Whether he's here or he's there or not on the scene, this is Austin Rollins to my left. And sometimes He can be mean Can I drop a bomb son Alright where's the bomb I thought you said we could do the bomb right now Alright

Y'all have seen him In the documentary And on different shows But what y'all didn't know in the documentary and on different shows. But what y'all didn't know is wherever he at, Maggie goes. Where's the bomb? That was a light bomb.

Yo, that's a big bomb. Now, Austin Rawlings is the only child, but he always feels special when Maggie's around for a while. Like I said earlier, it's bring your kids to work day. That goes for Austin, Maggie, and Javante. That's how you pronounce her name if you don't know her.

What is going on right now with my son? What are you doing, son? What is that? First off, we can't hear you. Step up to the mic. Right here. And talk like you're supposed to before I... Hello.

Tell everybody your name, sir. Austin Donnell Rawlings. You know what I'm saying? Austin Donnell Rawlings. Tell all the streets how old you are, son. Six years old. And tell the streets, because you are, son. Six years old. And tell the streets, because they know we gangsta. Tell them, how long you been six years old?

Until I'm going to be six years old until the next August 25th. That's his birthday. Y'all think he was going to screw it up? This is how we do it. It's Dino Facts. Why did you say Dino? You trying to say something about daddy? Dino Facts.

Dino Facts. Y'all don't know nothing about no Dino Facts. Y'all are here trying to get fun facts. My son got Dino. It's got a pteranodon. Hold on. Wait a minute. Dino Facts, number one.

Let's hear it. Talk into the mic. First dino fact is pteranodons are not a dinosaur. No dinosaur could fly or dive into the water from the air and catch a fish from a lightsaber. Exactly. So tell another dinosaur fact. What's a real dinosaur? Tell them to the camera, Austin.

Tell them you're talking to them right there. Velociraptor is a dinosaur that goes faster than a race car, and it can also eat a race car. What? And also eat the person. Whoa. It's the size of a turkey. What? And also eat the person. Whoa. It's the sign of a turkey. What?

Turkey. The sign of the turkey. All right. I think your dino fact is a little screwed up. It's almost Thanksgiving. It is Thanksgiving. I had to say that. Thank you for saying that.

You know what? That makes sense. Next dino fact is the stegosaurus fact. What is the stegosaurus fact? Wait a minute. Stegosaurus? Like steak-a-saurus? No.

Like what? Stegosaurus. Take your time. spikes on its tail and has spikes i mean and has plates on its back and the most lowest sea turtle dinosaur that's not a sea turtle and also has really really really, really warm plates and cold plates. Can I ask you a question, sir? Why do you have to go really, really? Who taught you that?

Does that help you? Yes. What does it do for you? It makes it go really, really slow. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm not even going to say that. Go really, really slow. That's what I'm saying. My mind's... No, I'm not even going to say that. Go really, really slow?

My mind's telling me no. What else? Sing the song, son. Sing it. Sing it. My mommy's telling me no and my daddy's telling me yes. Yeah! Good job.

I don't want to. Give me a high five, son. I love you. Give me a hug, baby. And one more. OK, you can't take it from the show. This is a Donna Rawlings show. This is not the Austin Rawlings show. This is Donna Rawlings show. Daddy's turn. OK, listen. The Donna Rowland show. This is not the Austin Rowland show.

This is Donna Rowland show. Maggie's turn. Okay, listen. The Donna Rowland show. And this today is bring your kids to work day. So today, I have my entire family here today. I have my lovely daughter, Javanta. Hi.

I have my handsome son, Austin, and my daughter, Maggie. Hi, guys. Hi, everybody. But, guys, everybody. But today is, it's so funny. Today wasn't really bring your son to work day. But you know, okay, Austin, listen. Daddy, okay, you got to let me talk now, okay? You did a great job.

Remember when I said cooperate? What does that mean? Cooperate. Good answer. Good answer. Right. Just do it. Good answer. Good answer. Right. Just do it. All right.

But it wasn't really, it wasn't bring your kids to work day. But everybody knows I work endlessly. We just started the podcast again. This is actually Veterans Day that we're recording this episode. Happy Veterans Day. Thank you so much. Happy Veterans Day. Thank you so much. Happy Veterans Day. Thank you, Austin.

But it was Veterans Day, and I don't know how do you celebrate Veterans Day, but just let a million people say, yo, thank you for your service. Okay, what is it, Austin? Veterans Day is to celebrate the veterans that passed away and the veterans that you really love. You know what? That's sort of it. That's

Memorial Day, but it's still a holiday. And a lot of black people don't know what these holidays are for, but they know they don't go to school. But you didn't go to school today, right? Yes, because it's Veterans Day. Veterans Day. It is close. It's a day that veterans

celebrate something. And they celebrate the fact that they're veterans. And he was a veteran. Yes. What kind of veteran was I, Austin? He was a provider. What was my job? To fight the war.

By myself? No. Who am I fighting the war with with other people other veterans man you're so smart you know your dad's whole life and you're only 6 years old 6 years old you know my whole life

that's special can I finish the show yes um you threw me off son what was that talk about veterans day and the meaning of it veterans day and you said happy veterans you threw me off son what was that? talk about Veterans Day and the meaning of it Veterans Day and you say Happy Veterans Day but sometimes when people say happy it feels like

I don't know why this sounds crazy but you're a lot younger than me when I hear you say Happy Veterans Day it sounds like you go to ill with Happy Veterans Day old man it does feel like that like an old celebrated holiday. For old head.

Yeah, for old head. What is, you know what? What? Go ahead, sit. I want to get a clear definition. It's like you're an old head, but a young head at the same time. Because you got the swag of like a younger guy, but you still like wear a mature old head face.

It's weird. Wait a minute. Yo, wait a minute. Austin, did you hear what she just said? Don't he look kind of old young at the same time? No. No? No. What do you think? I think he looks perfect. Aww.

That is so sweet. Man, you cannot do that with my son. You know what it is. He says I look perfect, and Austin looks, what? He looks down, he turns to a raptosaurus. You know, it's interesting. It's interesting because you, when people start calling you old head, it's like, you're like, oh, yeah, I'm getting up there.

Right. You know, it's something, it feels like a respectable, it's a respected term. Mm-hmm. But people use old head, like, to try to make you feel bad. Oh, old head. Old head ass nigga. Yeah. So what, here's the thing about being an old head.

You know what that means? For all you young guys out there that don't think you're ever gonna have a birthday past 30 when you're old what it means that you still living son true you're still living you alive and then you look at it especially when you come over here you start seeing other old heads going out yeah around you i know I'm an old head because I'd be getting a whole bunch of these joints. You remember it means, alright, don't remind me

where I remember them. Just let me know if they're dead or not. You know, people get that call. They be like, oh man, I'm just calling, man. You remember Earl, right? And I gotta go, Earl, Earl, Earl, Earl. Which Earl? Not Earl from Uptown.

I'm talking about Earl from Delray. Yeah. Yeah, man. You remember his mama, right? Yeah. Days to live is Earl. I don't want to be insensitive about it. Right.

Oh, yes, Austin? Mr. Earl from my class. You pass. What? Mr. Earl. Mr. Earl from where? From my school. What about him?

He's one of the people from my school. I thought Mr. Earl from where? From my school. What about him? He's one of the people from my school. I thought Mr. Earl from school was dead. Dang, buddy. Austin, you made me nervous. I thought I was like, what are the chances? Of Earl. Earl? Really?

He's doing good, right? Mr. Yes. Mr. Earl, he's doing good, right? He's healthy. He's doing good right he's healthy he's doing good thank you had me nervous for a second but one thing i could say about being an old hit it means you're getting older you get more experiences i swear and i got a birthday coming up but you asked me earlier is it what did you say is it a milestone what a milestone a milestone is like are you turning 60 cause I know you lie

about your age all the time first off I don't lie about my age I don't lie 60 I don't lie about my age anymore

okay so when did you accept that's when you know your own head when you stop lying cause you I don't care a dude would be like

how old are you I'm 50 in six months. I'm 51 in a third of a month. You would try to be, I don't know what it is. It's like this. You say yourself, oh my God, I don't want to be Austin. Pay attention, okay? Remember we talked about that.

You say to yourself, this is what people say to themselves. I don't want to be old. Saying I don't want to be old saying I don't want to be old is almost like saying I don't want to live you know what I mean like I don't want to be old I mean like okay what do you want to do stop but I have a question for you so at your age right now like do you have

like a five year plan or ten years like what are your aspirations now because I feel like you're at a point likeyear plan or 10 years like what are your aspirations now because i feel like you're at a point like where do you go from here what i what i go where i go from here is that um i build this guy up to be the best that he can be you know i'm saying like that's like one my 100 focus is trying to give him the best life that I can give him. You know? And that's like the driving, that's what drives me behind anything.

I'm sorry, behind everything. I just want to do as best I can, and I just want to make memories with him. I say that all the time on my Instagram. Like, I want to make memories. And memories, this is how I feel about memories. Memories don't have to be grand, you know? You from Trinidad. Yes.

I know, like, y'all used to probably make kites with sticks. Y'all used to make handmade kites, slingshots. Yeah, we do. Everything. But sometimes some of the best moments aren't grand moments. Like me and Austin, we love. Everything. But sometimes some of the best moments aren't grand moments. Mm-hmm. Like me and Austin, we come home, right, Austin? When I come home, what do you like?

Name some things you like to do with Daddy. Play. And what else? Walk Maggie. And what else? And play a few at Maggie? That's the same activity. No it's not. I didn't play.

I said... I'm not going to argue with you. I'm older. Okay? Eggie-ya? You know what eggie-ya means? Baby. But I'm younger. That's why I call you an egg-y-eye. What's that say? Egg-y-eye, you're a baby.

Like, if you was in Korea. I'm not a baby. I mean, you're a. I'm a young man. You're a young man. Sorry. I didn't mean to disrespect your age like that. I do apologize.

It will never happen again. Do you accept my apology? Yes. Good. All right. But the thing I feel about getting older and going back to with him. Memories. Memories.

Like we'll go to the gas station. We go to the gas station? Yeah, and we went to the gas station today. We went to the gas station. It's like a field trip. What's your favorite part about the gas station? Oh, I know. Can I answer it?

Candies and snacks. That's the only only he don't even care about gas he was asking his mother he was like oh he was asking her about the tesla car right yeah a tesla and she said austin you know teslas don't use gas he said i don't i don't want a tesla he was like nah there's no gas station? I don't care. Give me a diesel. A Toyota Tundra with a lot of payload. Yep. What's your other activity you like to do? I don't know. You know what's so

good about this? This is the best we've done on camera where you paid attention and you listened to me. That's great. That's a good thing. My other activity is... Sit up now.. That's a good thing. My favorite activity is... Sit up now. Now you can start being silly.

My favorite activity is... Talk in the microphone. My favorite activity... Oh, you don't got to talk to me that slow, all right? You can speed it up a little bit. Sit up. Work on your posture. Sit up.

Sit up, Austin. Austin, Sit up. Work on your posture. Sit up. Sit up, Austin. Austin, sit up. Okay, now talk. My favorite activity is... You trying to buy time? Favorite choice. What? Favorite choice.

Favorite choice. Playing with toys. Oh, of course it is. Playing with toys. Javanta. Yes. At his age, what do you think your favorite activity was? Back then?

Well, we used to play, like, house. So, but I was always. Y'all play house? Yeah, we played house. Yo, did y'all house get nasty? We did. Yo, everybody house. No, but this is dark. I don y'all's get nasty? We did. Yo, everybody else. No, but this is dark.

I don't even want to get dark. What? Like, I was always in between my younger cousin and my older cousin. Right, this is house. And my older cousin was, like, the influential one when it came to, like, all the dirty stuff. Guy or girl? Girl. She was nasty?

Mm-hmm. I hope she doesn't see this. When did she play? Oh, my God. When we were talking about childhood trauma, that's this one. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about that. I want to talk about playing house.

Like the Barbies and all that? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She played nasty? Yeah. I think everybody. What'd she do? You know, you get like Barbie and Ken and then they're like, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. They used to. Chelsea? No, they used to put Barbie and Ken together. Yep. Oh, y'all house was nothing. Yeah. Yo, we used to put Shawanda and Mike Mike together.

We play house. I know this is so wrong. I know some people listen. They play high and go see. It's always some hood person talking about, man, I ain't playing high and go see. I'm playing high and go get it. That's terrible. I know it's terrible. That was, yo, I ain't playing hide and go seek. I'm playing hide and go get it. That's terrible. I know it's terrible. That was, yo, listen.

I'm just talking about this. That's what hide and go seek was in the hood. Man, they be like, man, I ain't playing no hide and go seek. Man, I play hide and go get it. You know what hide and go get it is? No. Yes.

You do not know. No, you have to hide something. Yeah, you're halfway there. Go get it. That's it. What was hiding was the WAP. Oh my God. Cover your ears.

No, whatever. He don't even know what that song is. He don't know. What I'm saying is, it was like, he said it. Yeah. You find something. And go get it. And you go get it. Mm-hmm.

And then you could tell the chicks that was fast. You could tell the fast chicks, right? Chicks that really wasn't trying to do it. They hide some real good. He was like, we ain't playing no more. But then you had the girls that knew where they was going to do it. They hide some real good. He's like, we ain't playing no more. But then you had the girls that knew where they was going to get found.

They be like this. There was always the one like really fast one. They be like this. I'm going to hide in the bathroom. I know you're going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to be right

in the bathroom. And this child was like, you found me. That was crazy. I ain't going to get crazy I know right now people are like oh that's that was game people play we was talking about earlier something that happened to you

that was kind of traumatic that you remember for the rest of your life can I tell you mine was she there? No, it was my mom. So we were in the kitchen. Well, who was the nasty one, though?

Do I know her? Have I met her? No, you met her younger sister. It's all in the family, though. Oh, I married younger sisters, but it's like, go ahead, Austin, what? Mine is

when I got slime all over Chase. Oh. I'm not trying to disrespect your life, right? But that was the most traumatic thing that you've experienced in your life right now? That is? And I never got to play with him again. Oh. That hurt my feelings. Never got to play with Chase again. Oh. That hurt my feelings.

Never got to play with Chase again? Why not? Because he got slime on him. He didn't... He's okay now, right? No. What happened? He got slime on him.

And what happens when you get slime on him? Your life is over? No. He got slime on his? Your life is over? No. He got slime on his fur and it never came off. That's tough, man. I can't even imagine that, Austin. Like, wow. Like getting slime on me and never come off?

Sorry to hear that. Give me a hug. I'm sorry you went through that. Damn. Can I talk about something else? That I had a problem with? I bought you. Sit up.

We went to the pet store. First off, you had a turtle, right? The turtle name was Slowpoke, right? And I love Slowpoke. Slowpoke didn't really have a heartbeat, but it was a nice turtle. You loved him. You fed him and everything. You bought him. Not bought him, but he wasn't a turtle turtle.

I guess he was. Okay, he was a turtle turtle. Alright. Okay. You know, like, okay, he was a turtle. And you love Slowpoke. So, I thought you were in the pets. We went to the pet store, remember? And we saw a fish, right?

And we picked out a fish. And this, let me tell them. So I was like, oh, man, he named a turtle slowpoke. I was like, this kid knows how to name pets. So we went to the pet store, and you picked out the darkest fish you could see. And what did you name the fish? Jerome. And he died. store and you picked out the darkest fish you could see. And what did you name the fish? And he died.

That's funny. That's terrible. His name. Wait a minute. What? What? Austin. Wait a minute. What? What happened to Jerome? He died.

Oh, Jerome. Why Jerome? I love that name, by the way. Did you do anything for Jerome? You didn't have, no. You didn't have a funeral? You didn't have a memorial service? You didn't have a funeral. You didn't have a memorial service. You didn't even call me.

Yes, I did. You didn't call me. All I remember was coming home, and I said, oh, my God, what happened to Jerome? You said, he dead. Mommy called you and told you that. Jerome died? Yeah, and he got eaten by a shark. Oh. So what y'all did with Jerome?

What happened? He flushed him in the toilet. No burial service, no nothing. No. Alright, no more pets for you. No. Okay, you know what? I want to let, what would you say? I want you to finish the story. I know

Austin, damn, Austin raised his hand. No. Most traumatic story for me was when I had fallen through some hard times when I was 12. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Did you run away from home? Yeah, I did. I didn't know that, but listen. I did. You can tell a woman, the girl, woman, that ran away from home because you said at the age of 12, you had fallen on some hard times. What could you afford anymore? You're like, yeah, this candy bill.

I thought I was going to have to hit the streets. I thought was i thought i was gonna hit the streets i thought i was gonna hit the street to sell myself i owe so much so much money on this candy how did you find please explain to me how you found fell on hard times at the age of 12 it was just a lot because i was dancing you know dancing professionally at 12. So I had dance. And then I had school. And I had all these things going on. When you say dance professionally. Ballet, contemporary. You have to be clear.

In the day that we live in right now. At 12. Oh, you right. At Atlanta? I was dancing like ballet, contemporary, modern dance at a very young age. Did your yams get in the way? No, I was so skinny. Oh, yeah, you just did.

You were. Because you don't never see no ballerinas with no bong bong. Yeah, no, I was like 90 pounds. Anyway, so then I had expressed myself to my uncle, who was a pastor. And I was like, oh, I'm sad. I know he got a lot of cheeks. A pastor, I know he was smashing. Let me finish.

Okay, go ahead. But pastors smash a lot. You heard of the condolence? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy? You didn't know that, Alex, did you? No, what's this guy? No, this guy, he has a hashtag.

P. Okay, I'll put it like this. There's a preacher that loves WAP A lot Like a lot Look at Austin What'd he do? Can you do the impression again? What was it?

No no no don't do that Austin Where did you learn that? Where did you learn that Austin? Don't try pass me. Where did you learn that, Austin? Don't try to act like you won't get no child crazed up. What? You see? He's making funny noises.

Okay. Don't be looking at him like that, son. Can I finish my story? Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. So then I tell my uncle, like, oh, I'm really depressed. Like, I want to kill myself. So then he goes and tells my mom.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. You got gotta slow down there was something this is real i know we joke there was something at your at my age at 12 that you thought but that's just a lot of people just flip like is that for attention or you like did you ever really feel like you was at a point, like, at 12? I mean, at that time, that's how it felt like. But I know what that really feels like as an adult. But at that time, you got to understand, like, everything is so important.

Going to that mall is the most important thing. You're funny. Like, I know, I'm like this. I know, because mental health is serious, right? When you hear like this, I was going to kill myself. Right? I remember when I was little, I'd probably say that like 40 times in a week. Yeah. You know, I'm like this, oh man, if I don't get

to go to this party. You feel, yeah, like everything's over. Yeah. So, so cut to my uncle ends up telling my mom and I'm washing the dishes. So they have a conversation earlier. I'm washing the dishes like doo doo doo. And my mom was like, you want to kill yourself? You want to kill yourself? I'll kill yourself. Oh yeah.

She said, I'll kill yourself.'s you know she wested you so yeah yeah she took a um she took the wash rag from when i was washing what was she wearing and she she took the wash rag and she started choking me what yeah my mom my sweet mom the one that put the lipstick on for me? Yes, my sweet mom. She's like, you know what? I'll do it, my damn self. But she was just trying to teach you a lesson. Yeah, she was trying to teach me a lesson.

But I never wanted to kill myself after that again. No, uh-uh. I would have threw the towel on suicide after that, too. But, you know. I'm like, yeah. That sticks with me. Like, that was very traumatic for me. Like, just seeing my mom.

She was just so angry that and then I would tell other people in the family like she felt as though I should have told her but after that did she try to kill you she was like go talk to him you gonna talk to somebody you need to talk to me I was just choke her you were the chokey

but now my mom and I are best friends but before we used to have it like oh my gosh it's so funny when it comes to a mother daughter relationship and I've heard this so many times where I don't want to say

it's a competition but sometimes some kids they can be so close I know this sounds crazy so close to age they feel like maybe uh a kid robbed them of their youth they build some type of resentment you know i mean like this little bitch then i can't go out i've seen that i've seen that

that wasn't the case with you and your mom no No, my mom had me at like 28. So she had her, she lived. Oh, where? Yeah, she had her later. Like for that time? Oh, no, that was like, I know it's different black people. That's like old. Yeah, that's considered old for that time. For white people?

It's like, you know, I waited till I was 48 and I said, yeah, but I think I should do it now. You know, the old hit. It do it now. Y'all, the old head dad is so funny. White people do this. That's why I say Austin goes to a great school. I want to mention it for sake of privacy or whatever, but I will say it's a really, really good school. And the thing I can appreciate about the older dad, I ain't the only one.

Only old dad, yeah. Man, his gray hair is all up and down that hill, son. It's like knee braces and everything. I was like, thank God he's in the school with these white people. I don't have to feel bad. But if I went to Compton. It'd be a whole nother story. And I'm not knocking what I'm just saying.

I know them dads over there are super young. Are probably old enough to be my kid. But this little kid, Austin, do you know how much you mean to me? Aw. How much? That is so sweet. We have a thing that we say, right? What is our thing?

What do I say? What haven't I had in a long time? Hug. We must do it. That is so sweet. This is my guy. He got jokes. Pretty soon Austin will be taller than you.

I noticed that you have on your heels today. What does that mean? Now you're going back to the old head trying to dress young? I'm just saying like, yeah. But I like those. I feel like when men wear those, it'm just saying, like, yeah. What? But I like those. I feel like when men wear those, it gives them at least two, three inches. That's what she said. Alexander McQueen.

I do call these male heels. They are. I feel like somewhat taller with them. It's a pretty hefty price. It's like, this is what women get. Butt shots. BBLs. All of that. And men, the only thing we can do is, like, get bigger shoes. How do you feel. BBLs. All of that.

Men, the only thing we can do is get bigger shoes. How do you feel about BBLs? How do you feel? BBLs. What is BBL? A BBL is a Brazilian butt lift. Most women now, it's gotten more popular within the last couple of years. It's a fat transfer.

You take the fat from the stomach. You add in the hip. Do you like that? it that attractive to you um not a huge fan of it i okay okay you just found out existed no i know what you're talking about i didn't know the term of it you know it's it's it all depends like if I'm drinking Remy, I'm like, yeah, bring that joint over here. You want that brown sauce? When the Remy's in the system, ain't no telling. But I'm not a huge fan of it. This is what I'm, this one's like, some people just, okay, we get it.

And like, they don't have no regimen. The worst is when you see that joint and they just skipped leg day yo so it's just like but yo it's just like man that's the crazy like at least put some workout in it but there's ways that women can enhance that area of their body without doing it i think that's the lazy way you know i'm saying and then we know the difference i'm about to be lazy i think you what you getting the uh why do women get this is what i don't understand let's get to it why do women have to put so much and this is how people know they've let o'donnell he's raw he's blue i'm having a whole show right now and haven't said any profane word or whatever it's who you around

so going back to that um why do women put so much attention and want so much focus on their dairy hair and not their brain is it you always want to be able to put bait on the line like why why is it so important for women that's such a especially in the black culture well no actually it's the opposite like black women are the most educated like statistically but i get that but for most part and i'm not trying to generalize for the most part, and I'm not trying to generalize, for the most part, that's not the first thing a woman wants to put out there. What do you mean, like put out there in the world? Sexuality. Sexuality. It feels like it's so unfair because I know that you're a smart woman. You got a nice body. And like, I've seen you go through your derriere issues. Yeah. I've seen you like, like it is something mental.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but I remember when you said, I remember when you said, I don't have no ass. I did it for a very long time. And then when I was like that, and my mind was like this, and guess what?

You don't have a lot of problems. Right. Think about it. When them yams came out, right, when you was like that little whatever you want to call it, you know what I mean? Like you'd cheer like, and give me an A. Right? You didn't have no problems. But once you started hearing that, that damn shorty got a fatty

do women like get like does it make you feel good yeah i think it's and then and i don't even think it's like putting on for i mean i guess it's it's about the attention and it's about um i think it's wanting to feel good and wanting to feel and then instagram and the social media puts a lot of pressure on yo man yo like it's the word like i can't wait to get rid of instagram yo you know what we want yo i'm gonna tell you this is me it's so much pressure yo you know what instagram does instagram puts so much pressure you on you wanting to be perfect portraying something that's perfect and it's not real. It's like WWE.

You know? And I'm like, okay, I get it. It's a great platform to get your name out there, your brand out there, but when it becomes, I feel like, an obsession where you don't know reality, it's crazy.

But I feel like those. Like those, I'm telling you, I go to the pages and I, you know, I know you're like, somebody like, nigga, whatever you liked on it yesterday. Yeah. Right. And I do like on some of them. You know, I do a subtle like, like, oh man, I hope you enjoyed the show. You know, your likes, you know, I just do a thumbs up or like a clap.

You know what I'm saying? Something to be all serious with. The way people try to communicate, putting the extras. Hee, hee, hee, hee, right? Them like 19 going back and forth, going back and forth. 19 going back and forth. 19, excuse me. Austin, excuse me for one second.

19 conversations going back and forth. 19, excuse me. Austin, excuse me for one second. 19 conversations going back and forth. Listen, dude, just call the bitch. Can you get this out of here? Right, right, right, right. Just call her. Okay, we get it. We get it. We see firebombs and all that.

Can I get one? Do I get a bomb? We see all that. The hard eyes, all that. Yo, some people be trying to Can I get one? Do I get a bomb? We see all that. The hard eyes. Yo, some people be trying to make like, yo, can I get a, oh man, we gonna get these bombs together. I see you, the extra hearts. Can I get another one? Don't nobody care about that.

I don't be reading the comments. Why? that I don't be reading the comments why yo this is what people women keep telling me I don't read the comments yeah alright let them get one of them good pictures doing them good pictures

yeah they be like you look cute thank you I love y'all I read the comments you read all of them I read all of them until they start hitting wrong

I delete anybody no I be like or you anything negative off my page but I'm gonna tell you what's frustrating is like when you like when I be like anything negative off my page but I'm gonna tell you what's frustrating is like when you like when I just like come on when only

thing you think is man I'm so sick of that turn around looking me too but even though we know it's not reality it still does something to the mental I know like what it is and what it ain't we're in the industry we get it it. We have to participate in it. But it still affects me. Like it's, and it

affects a lot of people, men and women. Just like the idea of whatever that world brings. Like you either want more or you're not doing enough. There's a term called social media cyclone or something where we love it, love it until it goes the other way. Until it goes the other way. The minute like, oh, I love you. I like you. I like you. The minute you get one,

nah, nah, nah, fuck you or whatever. But it's just interesting to me when like, The minute, like, oh, I love you, I like you, I like you, the minute you get one, nah, nah, nah, fuck you, or whatever. But it's just interesting to me when, like, when it's, like, it takes over, like, everything. Everything. Like, do you wake up and go on Instagram? Everybody does. Immediately. Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

Not immediately. No, that's one, there's one text or whatever, one thing I send out every morning. I'm not going to say what it is, but, you know, I'd be up for that. You know, but for me, I like to, for people to, like, be on my page and, like like have fun. You know what I'm saying? See the things

that I really, really appreciate. If you can judge them, I mean, you can tell, your social media page, it really is your personality. Yeah.

It's like what you want to put out there, it's your personality. And you see a page and it's like, don't just face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, like don't don't just face face face face but does it affect you like have you ever face face face face face face face face does it affect you i'm like i get it face face face does it affect me yeah just like where you at like it does i

can i can i'm not gonna say i've been lying i could have a bad instagram day you know a day where i just just just wasn't just somebody pissed me off but just like it's one thing to get pissed off one thing when you try it like people try so hard i think like take the route especially the ones that's trying to be funny i'm like man just go to open mic it's so easy to type so funny words that's like roasting man that's why i don't really respect roasting because some niggas just write it down and yeah you're so dirty is writing there's nothing like that connects you with it yeah but then you know you're in a situation where not a situation but it is very good for your business people make country wayne I was talking to somebody about that the other day.

A lot of people don't understand country Wayne. Because they're like, how this country nigga got so much followers, doing so much stuff. I'm going to let you talk on Saturday morning.

And people are like, I mean, I don't get it. And I was, I remember, it reminds me of like the black exploitation, exploitation times.

You remember the movies? Yeah, daddy and that. It had a, it had a following, it had a story. And the thing that works for him is that his stuff, what he does, it keeps you engaged for a long time. And another thing I point out to somebody is that people that's doing those things, they ain't got to be the greatest actors but they honest characters in the hood how the old head be so-and-so so he locked up on something that's strong and he's

probably one of the guys that's doing the best at it i respect his work work ethics and also it's such a decision to make when it comes to like comedy and social media because older guys want to be like yeah but that ain't comedy. It's a different, like myself, but I don't feel that way. It's a different style of comedy. And he said on one of his shows, he said, I was doing a million dollars a year touring.

Yeah. Now, I won't even say for the average person, for anybody that's a lot of money. He was like, but then you got all of these flights, all of this other stuff, and it just starts chopping away. And he said he started continuing to do that stuff. And dude do like a quarter million a month with all the stuff.

Why you look all excited? He's about to get you pregnant too. Yo, you look like I'm next. I'm on that list. Yo, that's how he get them. That's, yo, country way, I see i see you country way i just felt you got her i saw her eye yo i saw your last bat i saw her lashes go what what what what what a what a what a what a quarter? A what? A much? She said, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what.

And this is what's so funny. And I love that dude. I love what he's done. Don't have a really relationship like that. We have mutual respect. But, and, and, he has mad kids. How many kids he got?

What they saying, Brooklyn? Mad of those. You know how many mad of those? That's over seven. Over seven? Ten! All on the same age? All the same.

Hey, what is that? Quatre blitz? I don't even know what you call that. Nick Cannon got mad kids. Oh, yeah. Nick Cannon is shooting up the club. He think he about to be an RIP picture. Nigga, slow down. We get it.

I ain't leaving this money to them bitches. Take this. Got another one. You get a baby. You get a baby. You get a baby. You get a skeet. And everybody gets a skeet.

But he got 10. Right? But when I say this, you don't never hear no drama. Right. You don't never hear anything. You don't never hear anything bad. You don't never hear, like, well, he don't do this. He includes his kids.

So, goddamn, boy, how do you get all of them together? That's a tough one. It's got to be Christmas Thanksgiving. It's got to be Christmas Thanksgiving. But the thing about Country Wayne, I'm boring you. That was so disrespectful. You could have been a Country Wayne baby. You could have.

Okay, no, don't disrespect me like that we're gonna take a break where's your sister she fell asleep too yo everybody is asleep alex is sleeping alex sleep i'm not asleep i was just looking up country way like he's ingrained himself into social media culture, the comedy culture. And this is how he got on too, because he was like, it's so tough. Like he's a clean comic. He's a clean comic. It is so tough to maintain that,

especially in black comedy, because it's so much pressure to be funny the way they do it. It's so easy to take the right route of like sexual joke. Look at this dude snapping. He always been country Wayne. So the way people got, like, I would say that he's, some people might think it's going too far, joke look at this dude snapping he always been country wayne so the way people got like i would say that he's somebody might think it's going too far but he's almost like where what um tyler

perry was when when he was coming up with the medina joint the plays he became a part of a culture and they supported that and the thing that they liked about him is that really what, they love him now. So they say, and you know what? This is a tough thing to do. He said, and that boy can be funny and don't got to say one curse word. That's a big deal, right? You lose a lot of people.

They're going to talk about you. Never, I don't think he's ever uttered, maybe. He's never uttered a curse word on stage. You won't ever know him like that and i'm saying to myself that is so hard to believe that someone could have that many kids and never curse i know i know you got a goddamn motherfucker again. I know.

Cut your way. Don't curse his act. But I know 10 kids, eight different baby moms. Oh, you curse, curse. Eight different baby moms? Probably eight in that number. Damn. And I'm not even, you know what?

People would like try to judge her. I mean, Africa, that ain't nothing. In Africa, you test it over in certain places over here the more you have the more respect you as a man and they ain't gonna all come from one chick so i don't even get to spread their seeds but if you think about it why wouldn't a man especially now why wouldn't especially a successful man yeah a very successful man he like this nah she ain't getting all of this yeah i mean we're naturally nah she ain't getting all this that's why you be sitting 70 years old right 72 got a newborn yes i've seen it yo he hold a baby like this i've seen it i know i think that's what it I think that what guys you like again if you're successful

you're like I want to leave something to somebody but I think that's not like we're naturally meant to be monogamous and that's how it was when we were in villages right well I know you I know you know I know you and your family y'all cousin

they putting Barbie and kiddin' together she ain't invited to I know you know I know you and your family y'all cousin nasty ass they putting Barbie and Ken together she ain't invited to no parties no no no yo we knew she was getting pregnant first look how she got Ken got Barbie in the book

Barbie doing a reverse yo Barbie is Barbie is doing a reverse cowgirl. Okay, Austin. Yeah, and then she used to make us watch all these, like, yeah, it was bad. Don't do this. Be quiet. Somebody going to jail.

Guess who's going to jail tonight? God going to post my bill tonight. The Donnell Rawley Show. This show was bring your kids to work day. I brought my kids to work. They showed off. Austin was great. Javanta, I know.

Look at Maggie. Maggie is out. Everybody is out. Until next time. Donnell Rawlings, too soon. A joke can be too soon, but it never can be too soon for a funny observation. Can I get a bomb now? No?

Still, we gotta work on that speed. Yes. Bye-bye. All right, you ham.