Don't Blame Me! - 2026 Predictions
Episode Date: February 2, 2026This week, Meghan and Melisa mourn Catherine O'Hara, give advice on not letting work consume your life, and receive an update from the person keeping their distance from their sister-in-law. Meghan al...so shares her 2026 predictions, and the duo hears your thoughts on Heated Rivalry. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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welcome to a brand new episode why are you shaking your head because i'm just it's a sad day it's a
sad day and a messed up day but it's a day yeah and it's a day of 2026 yeah which unfortunately
is looking a lot like uh 2025 continued so we've got a lot of stuff stuff we have a lot of stuff
whoa okay sorry i'm getting ahead of myself you're getting you are getting very much yourself
you're getting an accent that you'll be getting in a different episode on thursday but yeah welcome
we give you advice here we talk about pop culture unfortunately the pop culture right now is a little
womp womp but we will lighten it up a bit with my 2026 predictions yes and before we do your
predictions we'll also do advice which was how this show started we will help you out we will
we'll save you and how do they participate to give that advice you could do a smoke signal
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I suffer from terminal Canadianism.
Then we would say, record a voice memo and email it to us.
Please don't talk about Canadians in this sad episode.
Why?
Because Catherine O'Hara is a Canadian.
Oh, she is?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about my...
I think. Hold on. I actually might be making that up. Hold on.
Is it just because she was in Chiss Creek?
No, but also she was part of that Canadian... No, Canadian. Okay, I'm right. Yes, yes, yes.
Okay. Well, I was... I'm sorry. I'm in a Justin Trudeau. He's in one of my pop culture predictions.
So I was in the mind space of Canadian parentheses derogatory.
Okay. Well, we're going to talk about a positive Canadian.
But they also can use the form.
they can use the form for and that is if you're looking for like the easiest way
the form the form like takes all the thinking out of it for you it's like what what is this
what is you're answering questions yes and then we'll give you the advice and we're really good
because we've been doing this for a really fucking long time almost 10 years next year
will be our 10-year anniversary i don't know how i feel about that that's a little crazy
yep wow should we start with some advice or do you want to start with some let's let's get the
news over yeah yeah we're recording this on january 30th and the i woke up to two things
katherine o'hara's dead and don lemon has been arrested yeah so katherine o'hara been part of
my life most of my life you recently watched home alone very that's the first thing i remember her
in no beetlejuice beetlejuice would be the oh i said it twice can't say it again
yeah so that would be the first thing that i remember her in but you know we've had some
some great things like home fries and all the home alones and adam's family like she's done
a lot of voiceover work and schitt's creek yeah and what a gem of a human being i'm like shocked
yeah do you know the other one that's sad what on tiktok i'm not on tiktok so i don't know
oh do you want me just to not tell you you can tell me surely oh yeah i actually don't know her
from tiktok i know him from twitter okay yeah yes shirley raines also passed away and there's some
suspicious things that could be going on i don't want to speculate too much on it because
the news has not come out of it but she did make a video recently and her family's family is
speculating yes about it yeah she did make a video recently said she woke up with no memory
so really scary really sad sad sad sad yeah yeah i've been i've donated to beauty of the streets
Like, I first learned about her during the pandemic.
Mm-hmm. Me too.
And then also, you know, as you're hearing this, it's Black History Month.
We've got four Black journalists that have been arrested by the feds, including Don Lemon.
The others, their names are Trahearn Jean Cruz, Georgia Fort, Jamel Lindell Lundy.
And they've been arrested in connection with the coordinated attack on the city's church
and the coverage that they were doing
on the coordinated attack on city churches
in St. Paul, Minnesota.
Yeah.
So, you know, the political party
who loves to cite our constitution
for their right to bear arms,
just like completely ignoring
every other aspect of the constitution.
And like, you know, obviously,
like all of it is like so scary,
but historically silencing
and arresting the press is like a...
It's silencing democracy.
It is like it's a sign that we are moving towards a society where there is no freedoms. Yeah. We're rapidly slipping into fascism, which we've been there. But like it's like a really steep decline. And like that's like one of the cues they use in Handmaid's Tale that like the press is getting arrested and that sets the state like that's that big cue for shit is really going down.
So it's like really scary. And like the thing that I keep thinking about is like they're really acting like they don't have to worry about an election. Yeah. Which is really fucking scary. Right. So pay attention to your to the national news, but also pay attention to your local news. You know, follow candidates that align with what your beliefs are and vote in your local elections. They are more important. They're always important, but they're more important than ever.
yeah yes yes yes yes yes this is a time where you can't look away and i am getting increasingly
frustrated with um white content creators like making content saying like if you're not going
to make content talking about being political then like just don't but like don't be like
you know everyone like the news is really tough like if you need some escape like this is your
permission to like unplug and i go then unplug you don't have to help just do that yeah don't
tell people um you know i unplugged because i'm sick of that kind of content so i have deleted
tiktok um i did delete my instagram but i do need it for a few things so re-download it again but
i'm not i'm only using it for like work stuff yeah and i'm sending updates that you need yeah
so i'll talk about things here and i'm looking at the actual news so it's just it's increasingly
infuriating because escapism will always exist but to like promote escapism i find very very
very fucking weird yep very fucking weird so first up hi i'm megan melissa i'm 24 she her
and writing in for advice on having a life outside of work and feeling like an adult i feel like ever
since i graduated college my life has been consumed by my job and nothing else i went to college out
of state and moved back in with my parents after graduating my job is finally in a place where i
don't need to consistently work all the time but unfortunately this free time is making me feel
like a huge loser. I haven't dated anyone since I was a teenager. All of my friends are spread out
across different states except for one who I see about once a month. I'm really struggling with
finding ways to meet new people, romantic or platonic. I'm not in a big city, so there aren't
many events centered around meeting new people. I've been avoiding using dating apps because I
don't really have privacy and I haven't wanted to explain that I'm going on dates to my family.
I feel like I've been wasting my life and wishing away time. Any advice on how to get out there and
meet new people is appreciated thank you oh i think melissa is definitely going to take the
lead on this one because i also probably need some advice on this as well okay so if you want
to go on dates regardless if you're on dating apps or not if you're living home with your family
they're going to know unless you're just saying i'm going to hang out with a friend which you can
say because that it's not really lying you're going to meet a new friend that's you the person
you date should be somebody you want to be friends with so it's not a lie no it's a technicality
yeah um as far as they're not being you know events it doesn't necessarily have to be an event
you could go to the library you could go to i don't know if there's like sporting events around
you can go to any literally just get out the house just go places go to a restaurant go to a bar
go places and talk to people I think the main thing is just talking to people you're used to
being at home you're just talking to your family you just have to get out and talk and talk you can
I know you said that there's not you live in a small town and there's not a lot of things to do
there probably are things to do because I feel like small towns foster community even better
than big cities do yeah you just have to look so I think like going someplace like a library
there's going to be they have things posted and there will be events listed can you how far are
you away from a bigger city can you go over to neighboring towns you just got to get out the
house that's the thing get out and you will find things yeah my first question is do you work from
home or do you work in an office? Because if you work from home, I would find like rotate different
cafes or like places where like you can work and like and like, you know, grab a coffee or do
something like that. You might find a lot of other people who are doing that same kind of thing in
your age bracket. And if you work in an office, then I would make a point to like try different
places for lunch and like get the vibe of different areas, especially like if you're in a small,
small town i wonder if there's a part of you that is like you know there's not as much play to meet
new people and also like there's not new people like it's the same if it's the same people then
you need to small towns as someone who grew up there they're like melissa said there's so much
like there is there are so many community driven activities for like all age ranges there's always
something to do do you always want to do it no but it doesn't have to be your small town either
It can be like the next town over, just like slightly widening that circle.
But in order to meet new people, you have to have new routines.
You can't do the same thing every time.
And it's like, well, I do leave the house.
If you go to the same restaurant for lunch every single day, if you go to the same pharmacy,
go to the same grocery store, you go to the same workout class, you're going to see the
same people over and over again.
If you want to be friends with those people or make connections to those people and you
just have to get comfortable, then yes, keep going to those things and introduce yourself
to those people.
But if you're looking to broaden that circle, you have to broaden your own circle like new people aren't just going to fly in. You have to like expand that as well. And being friendly goes like a really long way because I think if you are friendly and someone is receptive to that, that automatically to me tells me that like, oh, you are interested in fostering a friendship, a connection or you're just whatever it is.
And even it can, like, get the rust off of you of, like, socializing with, like, your peers in a way if you can, like, be friendly with someone and have, like, just quick little small talk.
But also, you know, I think, like, being honest with people, be like, hey, like, I just moved back home and I've been, like, so entrenched with work, like, would love to hang out sometime, like, would love to, like, whatever.
and even if those people are like oh my god I'm totally like swamped I really don't have time for
that socially but I have a friend who just moved in here she will I'm sure you guys would hit it
off it'll be great whatever but like just knowing that they might not be your like best friends or
like a romantic connection immediately but it just widens the circle to make opportunities to meet
those people that you vibe with like the first couple it might not be that and I know a lot of
people recommend like Bumble BFF and stuff like that. I've never used that, so I can't like
attest to that. But I think like socializing is a muscle and you, the same way with dating,
it's a muscle. If you want to do it, you have to practice it. And so you have to practice social
interactions. You have to practice romantic interactions because the first time you try it,
And it's not going to be the love of your life, the best friend, you all that. Like, it's not serendipitous like that. So I think you got to put yourself out there in, I don't know, make like make like a list of like, things to do, like, and do at least like three a week, being like, okay, on the weekend, I am going to sign up for a class that is like at least 15 minutes away in this other city or whatever.
I am going to look to see if there's any like outdoor music festivals I'm going to see if
there's any like you know uh like a women's hiking group that I would I'm just going to try all these
things and you don't have to commit to do them all the time but just like making a list of like okay
I did these two things or even just like I'm going to download a dating app and like talk to some
people something that gets you back into like the habit of it because when you haven't put yourself
out there the longer you the longer you wait the more daunting it feels yeah i literally will just
sign up for things and go to them by myself i don't care um and i meet people there um
melissa has a new friend every fucking month every goddamn fucking month melissa was like
oh me and my friend ashley and i go new friend i'm sorry who's the new because you're like i
already know Ashley she's not a new friend but no different friend and you're like oh no I have a
new new friend and I'm like oh my god okay how can I keep up yeah and even that was an introduction
from Samantha so it was a friend introduction my favorite introductions so like just and then you
know with Ashley she's um in my sorority and I started going to sorority meetings again and I've
met people there but like you don't have to necessarily be in a join a sorority or be in a
sorority but you can meet new people through new people you can also just go places i like i i saw
that there was like a silver smithing where you make jewelry out of silver i might go sign up for
that it looked interesting it's not close guess where it is pasadena no the opposite direction
no venice don't tell me it's farther redondo hermosa keep going manhattan keep going san
diego not that far we talked about hating driving there last week long beach yes but here's the
other thing i also low-key love long beach right it's just that bridge that you have to go over
that's scary as hell damn yeah hey we go to the aquarium though yeah and the restoration hardware
outlet. Get out there. Let's dance. Right. Like, look, I keep saying the library because the
library is free. They also have events and they also host things like sewing classes, things like
that. And also open yourself up to rekindle friendships or like relationships. Like I
literally have on my to do list to like reach out to a girl I was friends with in middle school and
high school who i know who like lives in la but even like at this wedding i just went to like
we've made plans uh to like hang out with people who like i've known i i met within like the first
year of dating moths but like we didn't we're never like friend friends and like but it's like
oh my gosh like let's hang out like let's whatever and it's like oh my god yeah i do really i i vibe
with you i like you but we are different places in our life we were whatever and now it's like oh
no i would really enjoy hanging out with you and like being friends separate from this relationship
that i know you through my partner so like there's just there's just so many different ways and even
if like again the first one doesn't doesn't hit it makes the rest of them a little less scary
so you can do it you just gotta gotta get out there and you just have to hook up with people
um who have their own place just don't bring them don't don't bring them home don't bring them home
until you you're ready to get your own place maybe your own place isn't in your small town
It's a good point.
All right, we're going to take a break.
When we get back, we'll get into the next one.
And we're back.
Okay, we're going to do an update.
Ooh.
Hey, Megan and Melissa.
I just wanted to share another update.
My latest update was aired six months ago on July 3rd.
I wanted to share that my husband and I have just now decided to take advice
of purposely limiting interactions with my sister-in-law.
This is the one they called the baby ugly.
Also, I'm sorry, we gave you that advice in July,
and now it is January.
You said we've actually finally decided to take your advice.
Like me, she is also married into the same family.
My husband does feel less of a connection to her
for that reason alone.
For the first time ever,
my husband recently took our oldest daughter without me
to see my sister and brother-in-law
for a belated birthday gathering that was rescheduled to a day I conveniently had plans
with my friends on. Oh, funny how that happens. I have data from October through December. In
October, we saw each other. You have data. In October, we saw each other and it was totally
cordial. In November, we saw each other two days in a row and the second day got weird. In December,
We saw each other five times and by the last time it was really challenging
My husband's actual sister and her husband were also exasperated by our sister-in-law's behavior by that point, too
There also are so many stories from the month of december
But something that bothers me is considering she and her husband are very germ conscious with their kids
I tell them about any and all recent symptoms coming from my family before we meet up
but my niece showed me her quote oh no oh my god melissa's face everyone watch the video version
i've never seen you make that face reading something on this on this show but my niece
showed me her quote little bit of ringworm no one warned us about it was contained under her
clothing but had i known about it i would have taken better precautions to reduce the chances
of my family catching it i love when kids just rat you out yes this is definitely not the first
time respectful boundaries and communication have not been reciprocated for multiple reasons
we're sticking with monthly interactions the ringworm thing is so irresponsible of all of
the things like as someone who like i get very annoyed when people like don't like i love when
people like overly disclose like hey my like hairstylist will be like hey my uh daughter had
like a you know a runny nose like the last two days i don't know if it's gonna get any worse
we can totally reschedule not gonna charge me to reschedule like really being amplified or even
being like hey i had strep last week i'm on i'm finishing my antibiotics shouldn't be contagious
anymore i have two days left if you want to reschedule totally fine like i love people who
who do that it's one thing when parents are like you know they always have a running nose they're
they're in school now that's just what happens kids are always kids always have a little bit
of snot then there's things like ringworm and lice when i go that's not a oh that you know we
all just have that at some point i'm like that is that's that's not that that is like a hey uh they
shut down the the soft play and they have to sanitize that's like a hat they've got to like
you've contaminated like you can't take your kid there it's the same thing when they had um
oh my god i forget what it was but that woman who brought her kid to disney and like was
complaining about i don't know her kid had i keep wanting to say something which impetigo i kept
wanting to say vitiligo and i was like it's not vitiligo yeah i was gonna say vitiligo okay yeah
no i was like whatever go for it but it's the impetigo that's mixing me up yeah and so like
fungal like that is that's grotesque you know it's grotesque and i expect i expect better
from from women who have to deal with itchy bacterial and fungal infections that have
that are like random that have like no cause of our own or like life or whatever and to then have
one that is like one of the one of the few that's like preventable in whether it's contact
anything like that just to be like whatever but i gotta say i do love when kids because they'll
always do that thank like thank you yeah they'll be like yeah i haven't gone to school in a week
i'm really sick and it's like oh no one told me that yeah i have a fever oh it's like okay
thank you for sharing yeah thank you hi good seeing you incredibly honest
you want to see my ringworm nope i can't and the kid that knows that it's called ringworm
i'm so afraid of that me too anything with worms i haven't really heightened that for me
well i mean you didn't need much to get to a heightened sense of fear of
of you know any any germ related thing but like to me when you have the word worm in it
i'm out when you when the description of the thing creates a visual in my head i just think
of worms underneath your skin moving around yep yep yep yep exactly that's how i feel about pin
worms too i'm like tapeworm so yeah stay away i know holidays are more difficult that's why you
saw her five times otherwise stay away i know you you the last time you or one of the times you
called in you're like i want you know my kids to have the cousin interaction but not everyone
likes their cousins you know some people's cousins suck yeah i have a couple of them that suck i have
ones that i love too i spent time with them last night oh my aunt and uncle were in town and did
you go to sloveng no no we stayed local but we that and my other cousin came too all right we're
gonna take a break when we get back we'll get into megan's predictions
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i'm going to share my 2026 pop culture predictions and like i did last year i welcome
other people's ideas and i will add them on here i'm not going to again willy-nilly just
throw everyone's on here. If I read it and I get the vibe of going, yeah, I can, I sense that you
also have the power to look into the future. I will put it on here. And this doesn't include
the rollovers from last year. I will put the rollovers from last year that I think are just
on a slower timeline. I will put that when I do the Instagram post, but we're just doing
introducing uh some brand new ones okay first of all this is also manifesting a little bit
dax shepherd and kristen bell get divorced side note i do think he will then um be seen with
an adult film star i don't mean like only maybe an only but i have who he'll be seen with this
will be a thing no we will we will redact it for now and then come back later we'll uh revisit this
in a year yeah i think we'll be correct yeah you guys i'm just i'm making announcement i did in
fact get a lobotomy it really has been affecting me we can tell okay next up okay kylie timmy
engaged this is the one i think is happening first yeah like i think this will happen so quick last
year i did say i don't think they were gonna have a baby first but i i mean maybe but like i i think
the engagement's coming post oscars agree ariana ethan breakup or at least the confirmation
yeah because people were saying they were broken up but then they saw them leaving snl together
holding hands so they were they're still together as of when she was on snl a few weeks ago um
I just think
it's a matter of time
next movie
next movie what
by the time
she's doing
her next movie premiere
they'll be broken up
she's going on Broadway
they're not
they're not lasting
through that
I didn't even know
she was going on Broadway
I just know
that she's gotten
the next
meet the parents
that she's part of
yeah
she'll be
she'll be pivoting
she'll be moving
she'll be moving on
Kathy Griffin
gets justice
yeah
it's totally been happening
and it's about time
I mean
really she should have
never been in a position where she needed to be seeking justice um but i i think it's i think it's
it's it's officially her time that was one of my like favorite tv shows growing up life on the d
list i love loved her huh i wonder what that means one of your half notes it says club chalamet
pickups pivots well that was part of your that was last year's prediction and it's also already
happening but this was one of the ones i wrote when i was when we were in colorado at the end
of december and i was like that's gonna be it and it already happened um there's gonna be a new
famous animal like a mudang i feel like after mudang no one's really hopped up on the scene
like that and i don't know who mudang is the panda i have no clue who mudang is it's crazy
i miss that one because it's so heavily associated that like i'm actually aghast that you think mudang
sounds like it'd be the name of a panda because like to me it's so clearly the name of a hippo
but i'm like that's just because i know and i'm like damn who would name a panda mudang that's
a hippo's name but yeah mudang i don't know this hippo at all so sorry to this hippo i sorry to
this hippo this hippo could be walking down the street and you wouldn't know a thing wow by the
never heard of this hippo at all you would adore mudang's energy doubt it no no mudang has massive
aquarius energy i do not like massive animals they scare me i do not like to look at them
i do not like to be in their presence well good thing mudang is a baby and mudang will be a massive
animal eventually those and the way those things move mudang hates everybody so mudang just try
It's just biting people.
No, those things, the way that they're so massive and move quickly in water.
No, but the way that they move, like.
I don't think that you should be able to be the size of like every NFL O-line and then be able to run at the speed with like Usain Bolt.
Like that's just like not like you have to pick one cardio or or or or lifting.
You can't be both to be that strong in that spry is like really fine.
fucking scary.
Hippos make me so
uncomfortable.
Oh, me too.
So, maybe,
maybe I've just
blocked out Mudang.
Probably.
Maybe you have,
you had Hippo blocked.
Mm-hmm.
Um, then we have,
now this one is kind of
up for interpretation
because it's really a vibe.
Okay.
Kelly Clarkson,
courtside.
Okay.
And you understand
what I mean.
Kelly Clarkson
is gonna be courtside.
Mm-hmm.
Does that mean that
she's gonna be
sitting courtside
at a Lakers game?
Maybe.
But does it also mean
that,
she's when Adele was courtside it was a it was a life it was a life pivot and change and it's
Kelly Clarkson's time yep I knew exactly what you meant I knew you would know yeah I'm you know
happy for all her success and I'm happy that she can take a break yes breathe between those lines
in any way that you want without a doubt timing is everything then we have something I don't even
know if i want to say out loud because i think there's a real possibility and it's a little bit
crazy i think ryan murphy is going to rope in bill belichick's girlfriend to do something yeah
okay they broke up did they that's what the streets are saying and by breakup do you mean
she no longer runs his real estate company or whatever or do you mean they're no longer
pretending they're no longer pretending okay now she's just taking on more of an administrative
yeah role okay i'd say executive role as opposed to administrative yeah more hands-off
delegating others to do their work yeah then we have another one that i i hate so you know we're
the golden era of dancing with the stars are we apparently people are like liking it young people
are really liking it but they are neglecting to know that historically dancing with the stars
has a controversial casting process and um i think it's time that we're going to get a
another sean spicer and i think that unfortunately christy gnome or christy gnome adjacent will be
on dancing with the stars yeah yeah also because i think she's going to be out of a job yeah i can
see that so hey it'll give more fodder to jimmy kimmel true true then aaron rogers will come out
as uh his wife being ai he's married allegedly no one's ever met her no one has ever seen her
and there are big question marks on whether this person is tangible in this realm i go
long even though i dip into football here and now here here now it's here and there but that's what
i was oh i was like it still sounds still works even though i dip into football here and there
i forget that he exists like i remember and then i forget there was a time where he was very
prominent in life and in my brain and then he disappeared for a long time and i truly thought
he had retired and i was like oh he's gone and now he's back ish no he's back he's he's not
I'm talking about in my world.
Oh, okay.
He's on the Steelers.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like dip, what I'm saying, dip in and out of me forgetting he exists.
Yep.
So.
Yeah.
He's the only NFL player I've been able to like very quickly get my nephew to be like,
oh, we don't like him because I said he doesn't believe in science.
And my nephew was aghast.
And he goes, he doesn't believe in science?
How?
Does he think he's smarter than scientists?
And I said, yeah.
And he went, wow, that is not true. And I was like, exactly. Exactly. So, yeah, it was Aaron Rodgers had that weird era where he was insisting that all he wanted was privacy, but he like could not stop talking. And I was like, that's so odd that you're like going out of your way on different platforms to say all these different things, all the while being like, please stop talking about me. Stop talking to me. And you're saying this through a megaphone. And I'm like, OK, OK.
so and the side note is if it's not him the first notable person will normalize ai relationships and
my i still am standing by that i think that mark zuckerberg's getting divorced and i think he could
be one of the first ones who comes out here with a think lars and the real girl movie i loved
recommend it everyone should see it great film her no i haven't watched that one but lars and
the real girl her is so spot on oh so that's happening because oh yeah because i was gonna
say laura's the real girl but ai but that's i guess just what her that's what her is yeah it's
her it's literally her so i think something's i think we're gonna have one of those yeah maybe
it'll be like russell brand maybe it'll be is he gonna be in jail though you would hope but i don't
really have faith in a lot of people going to jail with also would he go to jail in america
I think it would be in over there yeah okay next one I think they're gonna do ozempic pills
they already do oh it's not ozempic but woes woes no it's called whoa whoa wait how because I was
there's a science I think we're doing that wagovi they're doing a pill of wagovi now yeah
oh okay I guess yeah so you can mark that off already um I think Sydney's
weenie will get a purple heart from who president trump the fact that you just said
president well i've never heard you say that combination of words who has the ability to give
i don't think he's gonna just give one to her i think it's specifically when he's in office he's
handing out these cards that the trump cards for citizenship that nikki got yeah and i was like is
that what you got in lieu of being paid bad deal the way that she said that she's donating three
hundred thousand dollars to the trump kids whatever and i was like with what money you're
the one that's on the internet talking about stole your money so with what i think she's like sending
three hundred thousand dollars of like energy yeah like or mental money her new bestie paid her to
come out on stage with her no i i don't even i think that she got the card in lieu of payment
no i'm talking about erica kirk oh you're right you're right she did back to back so one of them
she just got yeah and she had she had to pay for it somehow yeah good call good call then we have
this is which this is manifesting i will say this is the least likely on my list but this is just
what i want to happen so badly tina fey snl she takes over yes yeah we've said that you you thought
it was gonna be uh no bread face uh no no i said if it's colin jost i'm gonna be living yeah you
that's who you thought it was gonna be though and i was like i think it's tina fey well i was very
concerned i mean i just i was i was deeply concerned that it was gonna be colin jost that
was not exciting i said bread face and many people would may take that as an offensive term but i feel
like he would call himself that totally his face looks like if you like drew a slice of bread a
slice of bread yeah like you've got the little like you know not a bag like a sandwich bread
yes sandwich bread literally you slice it in half like how it has the little uh where it's
browned at the top that's his hair yeah he looks like a slice of white bread go into your kitchen
right now get a slice of sandwich bread and tell me that that's not colin joe's yeah you sell that
on ebay take a picture colin joe's is in my bread right scarja loves it she does then i have
this was a this is relatively easy but timing wise maybe not the Beyonce rock album I still
think it won't be this year well I think because you're you're I would if you hadn't brought that
up about the timing aspect of it I would have been like so confident that this would happen
this year that's the only thing holding me back yeah I don't think it's I don't know if we put
that on the episode but I said I don't think that a rock album I think we're getting the rock album
but i don't think it's going to be this year i think it'll be next year because kelly's releasing
an album and going on tour and i don't think that beyonce would compete with her not that there's a
competition a lot of people releasing music this year but that's her sister and i don't think she
would do that and she knows that and they're close like i could see she's probably gonna
produce kelly's tour well i was gonna say i wonder if if the tour ends early like if it ends at the
earlier part if there's enough of 20 26 left i could see her doing it yeah luigi's gonna go on
hassan piker's stream did you see that someone tried to break him out of jail with a pizza cutter
yep the boys you're he's italian i guess he's like this this will do it yeah he thought he
was in mario it's a me a mario i'm here to take you out i i just think that like it's gonna be
like who's gonna be the first person to get luigi on their talk show it's gonna be like everybody's
gonna be trying to get an interview today's show good morning america everyone and he's gonna pop
up on hasan piker's stream i don't know who hasan piker is so i can't you do okay well i don't know
him by name well you know him by sometimes you're like thighs sometimes you go you do you do and i
still don't know who they are you know him by face and thighs let me see do you usually if i
know a man's thighs i know a man well i need to do full body i don't know him what's that you i do
not know that man sorry to this man sorry to this hippo never seen him in my life why would i know
him he looks like he does i do not know him okay i i am he has a podcast no he do the young turks
yes that's not who i know from the young turks he the man that i know from young turks does not
look like that no they relate his uncle that's his uncle he is a twitch streamer very very very
because i'm on twitch no he's just very famous okay well not famous to me this is also very hot
he is very hot but i don't when i think he has thighs we love thighs that's what i just said
if he has thighs i would if i would know who that is i do not know him i'm like shocked
i know his uncle i don't know him and the craziest part is most people at this day they don't know
they don't know the fuck young turks are let me see yeah he also like crushed a watermelon
okay i don't remember i watched a lot of watermelon videos but i don't remember anybody
with that head look he is a beautiful man i am agreeing with you my thing is you are not going
to make me know him now i know who he is i'm i don't like i'm just to me this was never even
a question of if i had to tell you about hasan piker because i just assumed you knew that's why
this is such a this is so jarring to me because of all of the things where i'm like okay well i
didn't i didn't even know that that was something he's hot and i probably agree with him politically
correct uh yeah okay then yeah okay now he's tapped into my head going forth but currently
these kinds of tiktoks where it's like people like this stream yeah so that's probably also
a part of it honestly if i saw that on tiktok i would have kept scrolling because he looks like
right wing well that's how he gets people that one really is doing it how old is he
old enough how old is he though no he's like 30s okay i'm like pretty don't don't ruin it for me
too i'm just i just want to make sure 34 okay he's fine still young younger for me but but like
Melissa, he's big and he's got thighs.
Like, Megan, I understand now he's very beautiful, but I just have never seen him before.
Well, I'm really glad I got to introduce you.
Oh, look how big he is.
Don't mind us.
Just watching a son by Crither's traps.
But, like, look at the size comparison when it starts over.
I saw.
Who is he?
Is that Quinn?
Yeah.
and she's kind of tall isn't she i don't she does modeling she's long but i don't know that she's
tall okay yes megan again so i did not know who he was but that'll be the two within
breaking the internet wonderful break the internet right you know so i just think that'll be so fun
because it'll be like who's he gonna go on what's it gonna be how's he gonna do the press run and
you're just gonna he's just gonna pop up on a twitch stream okay then i have erica kirk and jd
vance now he's expecting a child now so you know babies don't save relationships no but i think
that that was a last ditch of course it was my theory is we are going to get photos of them
a la kristin stewart and that director that she was caught making out with and that trump
absolutely crashed out on on twitter that's what i think we are going to get and i think we're
going to get a second twitter crash out from trump about this okay because i think he feels similarly
about erica kirk that he does to kristin stewart actually i think he loves kristin stewart more for
some reason yeah i in this perspective i actually think he would be happy about this because
J.D. Vance would then leave
J.D. Vance is a cheater
one just like Trump is
he doesn't
have them
on a pedestal in the way that he
has Kristen Stewart on a pedestal
it's true and then he's
he would be leaving his
wife who is a woman
of color for a white
blonde lady
I just think he hates J.D. Vance
he does hate J.D. Vance
and he'll be upset at Erica for
picking but i think now he i think now he may be smitten with a black lady name
onika nikki minaj there's there's a there's a bachelor contestant who like is going down like
the alt-right pipeline i didn't watch her season but her name is like it starts with an on and i
was like holy shit is she and or maybe she's not she like she went she got scammed by this man that
she was dating who's like some scandinavian it wasn't like real and she like essentially fell
for like a like a swedish prince email scam for dating or whatever and then like got on oh yeah
i know exactly who you're talking about and i was like she says the olympian i'm like you literally
could have could have googled it like ma'am i think she wanted to be bamboozled yes and then
wanted sympathy and then people were like you're an idiot there's one thing to be bamboozled by
somebody that's an everyday person that's just telling you regular ass stories but when you're
saying things that are easy to google no sympathy for you you are renowned enough that you would
have your own wikipedia page i'm looking on wikipedia i don't even have to dig it's just
there yeah um katie perry and justin trudeau get married and possibly divorced all at once
teenage dream a jared leto expose i want a documentary i don't just want an article in
the cut i want like a full-blown documentary desperately because i can't believe he's still
invited someone else i forget that exists well that's the issue is that like it hasn't blown
up enough that like he can fly under the radar and so like he can just be quiet for a while and
then like come back and be in a movie and i'm like no no no i think olivia dean will get best
new artist i think there will be a chat gpt hack i don't know what it's gonna come from i feel like
maybe anonymous could do something just a hack with it and ideally i would love if the hack
just like exposed some some someone uh prominent figures chat gpt history okay i would enjoy that
the return of the movie theater everyone's saying 2026 is the new 2016 and you know what was big in
2016 go into the fucking movies avengers movies marvel midnight premieres and so i think we are
and i'm speaking this into existence the return and the rise of the movie theater
love that and with that la will be the new new york city and finally frozen yogurt's finally
coming back i don't really miss the fro-yo craze mainly because you can still get it it's just like
people aren't freaking out about it i think it's mostly here i think like we we really okay when i
go when i take the kids like i told you that like when i take the kids out for their trip or whatever
their day with like all noah wanted to do was go eat fro-yo oh it's true and i should have known
the panama airport yogurt is coming yeah yeah yeah what i miss is the cupcake phase i'll put
that on here that's what i want back because like i know sprinkles is gone but i miss being able to
just go anywhere and there was a cupcake there not even just a vending machine there's just a
cupcake store you know what the one that was and and it wasn't sprinkles even though there was a
vending machine there but there was one that was in uh what's the area that they have the oscar that
on hollywood boulevard across the street from jimmy kimmel at the what's that center called
the hollywood the beverly center no on hollywood boulevard where my when i have my when i had tea
for my birthday yeah the chinese theater so i don't know what it's called oh yeah that whole
whatever okay i don't know the name of that yeah that place there was a cupcake place that when i
was doing TaskRabbit stuff people loved getting cupcakes from there loved getting cupcakes from
there I would go they would give me a free one and then like they'd hire TaskRabbit go get me
a cupcake yes wow and then I would get one like people love that place and those cupcakes were
delicious there's a place another place in Hollywood but not that area of Hollywood just
on the street I absolutely they had the best cupcakes I learned that from Yara Shahidi had
posted about it and i went there delicious i miss just walking down the street and having a cupcake
i like that it's also a like a cupcake is such a a personal dessert vibe because like when else
unless you're going to like a third grader's birthday party when else are you getting a
cupcake and they're they're so customizable too like those are the easiest things that
taste good that's a dessert to make gluten-free as well yeah because i cannot stand the phone
nuts craze that's a muffin those are disgusting that's a muffin are disgusting oh at best it's
a cupcake that you made into a dry ass cupcake a circle i would rather just have the cupcake
itself yes you know what maybe we should expand um which is something that until i moved to la i
didn't know uh and i'm sure we have them here because it's still california but like it was
the same level as as cupcakes or probably even more than frozen yogurt in the bay area is cream
puffs i haven't experienced that yeah no they're just i thought you were gonna go into there was
don't you dare say rice-a-roni no no no no after cupcakes it was then every corner was what was it
the cronuts it wasn't even desserts it was poke every corner oh and i just have to say i when i
would see like nine poke places on one street and i go i'm sorry it gets to be about 110 degrees
here i don't have faith in the electricity system of this single block to keep every everything as
cold as it used to be but they were all the cupcake shops they all closed down and they
became poke places and i'm i'm i'm we we don't need we don't need that many we don't i i could
i'm happy with never eating again a sweet fit and the thing is i was eating poke yeah twice a week
at least everybody was getting mercury it was a lot it was a lot but no we had cream like cream
puffs and that's like still a thing i love cream puffs i would have i would appreciate a cream
puff it would be like at like like a wetzel style like at the mall like just like a little stand
you get a cream puff or you like walk into a place that would be like a sprinkle like just
get a cream puff and they're great so that would be another fun one uh to come back but those are
all of my predictions i will add any more that come to me and you will see we will put them on
the instagram and i'm i'm i'm excited to see what other people any suggestions other people
might have i really think mine that we cut out is going to be it but i will bring it back i will
save this audio and come back to it and then play it well it's funny because it has to come true
because you and I both had the same thought,
just like slightly tweaked.
And both of us said, we're not going to say,
I didn't write mine down, but I was like,
I'm going to tell her and it's going to be one of the redacted.
Yeah.
So I'm with you there.
And I think that's just us being astute observers
to pop culture and culture as a whole.
Yep.
All right.
We're going to take a quick break and then we'll be back.
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all right we're back and we're gonna get into y'all's comments because y'all really
really missed us i'm so glad all right a lot of people have thoughts on last week's episode
especially heated rivalry so oh okay i i knew there were gonna be some passionate people in
the chat uh jay rustnack said i think that and all these are on spotify i think the show creator
being a gay man is what sold me all of my queer friends love it and straight men as well and then
they put empty netters podcast i don't know what that is and then they also said i think it's
honestly beautiful beyond fetishization okay and we were open to this this is i want everyone to
know that like we were not like this wasn't like a setup like we were genuinely curious because like
i would i've watched interviews with them i think they're both like delightful i've heard like
wonderful things about the acting of it but like you know i just need i need to get a vibe check
yeah you know when something's too popular i don't want to watch it and i'll watch it uh j
ariel or ariel let me know which one it is um hard to agree on people we meet on vacation
honestly don't remember the main character being that annoying in the book
and then uh bros we said oh i'm so happy the holiday hiatus is over we're back baby
betty turner said if it means anything dan and phil did a react video and i and loved heated
rivalry i am very disinterested in anything romantic so i am just offering this pov i'm
dying being like if it helps these gay men watch this i haven't heard those two names in a long
time no but also like the ability to reference them as like the gay people when like they were
like it looked like hiding their relationship for so long 2016 really is back yeah uh nicole said
she put a demon emoji i guess i don't know i i'm gonna do an impersonation of this of what i think
she is saying but it's a different nicole no it's our nicole because her picture's there
okay yeah um and uh i think it's in reference to something you said last week but i well it
would be but i haven't seen this movie since i was a child okay okay is that you santi claus
yeah good good thanks got it nicole did you like my impression let me know
are you also impressed and then brianna lucindo said not a gay man but as a lesbian who is not
physically attracted to the main characters heated rivalry is very well acted and the love story is
actually really beautiful and sweet even though it does start out as a purely sexual relationship
i think it undersells the show to reduce it to just sex especially because they do such a good
job of using the sex scenes to move emotions forward oh okay that's that's a very good review
of it because there is a difference between like i'm not a prude in terms of like television and
like content like i'm not one of those people being like no sex on tv blah blah but i do think
that like in general specifically i think nudity if you're gonna make the actors be that vulnerable
nudity has to move the plot forward and it has to be like a an intentional plot device not just like
shock value and not just like to sell the movie that's why like and the same reason why like i
don't think it has to be like romantic it can be for comedy it can be for whatever but like yeah
that's so intentionality with that that you're selling me on it yeah i'm digging it i will have
to watch it on my laptop though because you'll be able to see my tv from the street if i am watching
it you gotta put some curtains up or something i maybe maybe i don't take the tree down this
weekend it at least obscures it a little bit get one of those projectors that you just put like
in your bedroom maybe maybe we move our car so it looks like we're not home and like someone's like
house sitting no that's not gonna work we also had some comments on instagram which is another
reason i had to re-download it now i have access to megan's stuff she does you gave me a heads up
you're like heads up i'm not going in there i'm not going in it just does say i have access
then lauren the one that's in arizona uh-huh said queer former hockey player here lauren i learned
something new about you every time you send us a message um couldn't make it past more than two
episodes of heated rivalry it was mediocre at best in my opinion just not well written also
loved minx see now you're giving me whiplash are you sure this is the same lauren lauren
i'm trying to picture you in hockey gear yeah and i'm maybe this is this is the thing with the
issue with the live streams we have such a skewed sense of everybody's like height
you seem little you seem yeah you don't you seem like a rower you seem like uh you don't seem with
love you don't seem like a large you don't seem like a big threat on the rink yeah but you loved
mink so that means a lot to me but you are contradicting what other people have said
and then sukriti i apologize if i said your name incorrectly said heated rivalry personally the
sex scenes didn't really do anything for me maybe because i'm a straight woman and agree the way
straight women are foaming at the mouth is weird but i will say i thought it was well done showed
visibility my gay peers and males in my life set was heavily lacking there's a great secondary
storyline that really moved me to tears even the main storyline by the end had me very emotionally
gripped the acting is also really wonderful i mean i'll watch anything that has like very good acting
because if you can notice that the acting is good that usually means that the directing is not bad
like the directing can't be bad or the script can't be bad it might not be like the driving
force of it but like you can't notice if the actors are good without those things and so
then i'm like okay this must be just like a well-made thing yeah diana said by the way my
gay bestie said he has watched heated rivalry twice and loved him okay and then sophie said
bisexual here recommending heated rivalry it is a beautiful romance and hopeful queer story
if it wasn't gay people would not focus on the sex so much lots of my queer men friends love it
katya is also a huge fan oh i'm sold katya hates everything also katya hated it i would also
probably still watch it because if she hated it enough to talk about it she it would have been a
funny thing to watch but also like i have wondered with the way that people talk about this the way
people talk about like sex in movies and tv is something i've never been able to understand
because like i wrote and read fanfic so like when people were talking about like oh my god 50 shades
you're never gonna believe this i go 50 shades was so tame that's what i'm saying so like anytime
people are like oh my god and i'm always like oh okay does not does not do the history of the
things that i have been exposed it's just different and so i have wondered that if the
like oh my god this is so hot kind of a thing is um just coming from the fact that there are like
two men in there that like i don't know how much like raunchier it is than like i don't know
like any like showtime show or yeah euphoria or as many dicks that i've seen in minx
and what about your other show oh yeah that one too but the thing is it's not a lot of sex though
oh yeah you said you just saw a lot of dicks were there in the foreground back
like they were just yeah but i've seen a lot of sex you know yeah so but i will say some of the
scenes the clips that i've seen have been more than i've seen on other things i will say that
well it is hbo yeah do you think netflix is like damn net well i mean netflix started showing
dick and cock that's where i've seen all the the recent dick and cocks on in cinema have been on
netflix yeah but this i think is yeah maybe just a little more subdued less subdued on hbo yep
and then i'll leave i'll leave us with this uh this comment was left six days ago but is from
an episode from season two oh okay love a little throwback someone was missing us yeah uh carol
lime which is cute said lime instead of line there's an m yep they said o-m-f-g can you guess
what episode this is from it's the brother fucker in that one no it is from guest ned fulmer dating
a married guy god that must be such a fun episode just to stumble upon and like have no idea that
like what you have embarked on well i'm so glad you guys missed us i love being missed me too and
thank you guys for writing and i love when people write it y'all did write in for the episode before
a lot too but there's so many there were so many for this episode it's a lot to get to it's so nice
because it feels like a live comment section that like and because we record once a week it's still
like fresh in our memory and we can be like oh my god because there are often times that we will
circle back to something we talked about on the podcast like offline or i will like tell mods like
oh my god you won't believe this and if we engage in the conversation on the podcast usually it's
interesting enough conversation that like i want you to participate too yeah yeah so please keep
writing in we love it we do that so like melissa said on instagram and or on spotify because you
can like leave specific comments for individual episodes all right join us on Thursday for but
am I watching where we'll be discussing Bridgerton season four then we'll be back on Monday for
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