Don't Blame Me! - A SYNT (Regifted PR) That's Also a FF

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Melisa is on the Mend and Meghan's Glasses Broke. They then get into the results from But Am I Wrong: Regifted PR. And end it with some disturbing baby news. Listen to Full Episodes: https:/.../podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-blame-me-but-am-i-wrong/id1223800566 Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - butamiwrongpod@gmail.com DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:19 Sorry, that was like a really long five seconds. It did feel like the longest five seconds of my life. Yeah, me too. I took that deep breath in and then I was like, I gotta let it out. Still going. all i want to do is say i ain't got no panties i ain't got no panties do you ever it's a really good point i don't neither do i do i have any on right now no neither do i of course not you know what the best invention was
Starting point is 00:01:46 for someone that hates panties and bleeds out their vagina period underwear the cup no because i hate panties oh that's i was a little confused at first i was like wow cup do you know they can see that when you're going if you have it in while you're in tsa i've heard that the fact that they have to know not to stop you for something inside of you no like the fact that like they can't ignore it like they have to yeah they see it but they're like whatever every time i go through and i have it in i would think about it well and i just know for a fact that like it's either in some there's either a diagram in a training booklet yeah or every time the first time somebody who has never encountered one before has to learn from someone a little bit more senior
Starting point is 00:02:34 and it has to be like it's a okay so it's a syllable okay okay for sure for sure well this is this is a new this it's fisting friday but it's also seeing next tuesday because we don't want to get off our schedule we didn't record last week because i was sick i did try to sneak one in but you were busy uh you were on a deadline yeah so it was actually it helped me catch catch up um and i'm still of course behind and i'm still you know stressed and overwhelmed but i don't know what i would have i don't even know the state i would have been in if i didn't have last week so as much as i am so sad that you were ill it was it was yeah i mean i was sick i don't i honestly i had a sinus infection um i took the covid slash flu test that you can just buy now
Starting point is 00:03:39 they should put strep and sinus infections in all of it for those um but i was like okay i don't have that because i did lose my sense of smell for a second yeah and that's scary and that was scary so then i just got online to a online doc and said give me a z-pack and give me those little golden cough things and then it was gone i'm so happy for you our neighbor got sick right at the same time that you did with like something similar that she's a baby and so she didn't be worried about the baby getting it yeah but i'm glad you're feeling better thank you did you get everything done uh i got a lot done i got what i needed to get done done and now i have more i need to get done done gotcha yeah i uh took a moment to because coco sent me a message and said hey
Starting point is 00:04:33 no episodes this week i said and then i just like recorded her message and that was the day that i said yeah i can record and i listened back to my voice and i said nobody actually needed to hear that i did feel fine there was just stuff in my throat there's still stuff in my throat right now but well when we were doing the live stream and like it would be like you were talking and then suddenly it was like oh melissa actually can't finish that sentence she's having a coughing fit so like you know i've done that before too where i'm like well i feel a lot better but the voice and everything is like the longer that you talk then you go i'm actually starting to feel like not as awesome as i was before yeah so i'm glad we took a break me too i also had
Starting point is 00:05:15 several scripts that i needed to turn into so i don't know what and i still i'm you know constantly working on that but also this week been directing an audiobook is it the one we talked about uh-huh and she's great oh i'm so glad big fan big fan i keep seeing her everywhere now yeah she's just popping up yeah left right and center you're gonna see her in more places soon and i love that yeah i love when that happens um you should be so proud of me what'd you do what i'm watching poker face like i'm great and i'm almost done the cynthia revo episode don't i haven't watched no i'm just letting you know as soon as like i watched the first season when you told me that cynthia revo's in season two i was like that doesn't really match with like the projects i
Starting point is 00:06:02 typically see her picking like i can't really envision it so sorry for doubting you like i think it's my favorite episode i if you know her tv project it fits right into it oh and i haven't watched a lot of them but i have seen you know they exist tiktoks of them say and i haven't seen those tiktoks yet so i was a little confused if i'd seen those tiktoks they probably wouldn't be confused um but uh i'm glad you are feeling better because my allergies have been unless i can't even stress to you how out of control the entire left side of my face i wake up every day it is like swollen my sinuses hurt so bad i like cannot breathe out of my nose and i like looked up like los angeles allergens turns out the dust and dander allergens in los angeles are off the charts
Starting point is 00:06:48 for an indefinite amount of time like they're like we have no idea when it's gonna get better well it rained yesterday it didn't help it made worse well that also didn't help with the headache it and also it didn't rain yesterday it also hailed we had thunder and like oh i'm i didn't get all that over in my neck of the woods even though we're less than five miles away from each other it was because in today's i mean yesterday was also our trash day so you know in general like trash day you hear a sound you like pause what you're doing you go what is that oh someone pulling their trash cans in i it was so loud and it happened just as i the first like boom of thunder happened it was like a long earthquake level like it was like i had no thunder it was
Starting point is 00:07:31 just i woke up it i had another audiobook on top of the one that i'm doing as she does and i have gotten up early and where she she was in colorado and it was raining there and i was like it sounds like it it's wet outside but it's not raining i feel like it'll rain later you know like it just when people are driving by it just it just feels yeah something i stepped outside with my suede birkenstocks on and i said i'm putting the crocs on there's something in this air it's feeling muggy yeah and then while i was doing the next book i then heard it pouring rain and um then you texted me and i said it's not doing all that extra stuff it was pouring down but it wasn't thundering there wasn't hail no and then at one point the sun was out and it was
Starting point is 00:08:19 boring and i couldn't find a fucking rainbow which i was like excuse me like that's the whole point of this like they're i'm sure they're science but i also think it's magic but i like i at first thought that i had like access because i just pulled our bins in because it started to sprinkle and i like closed i don't know where our neighbors keep their bins but i knew that one of them was home but i closed their bins because they were in their wood workshop because i was like oh she can't tell that it's raining yeah and it was not on the forecast and so i shut the bins for them because i didn't want theirs to get filled with water and i dragged our and i like brought ours back and as i was like walking through a front door i heard the sound that sounded exactly like
Starting point is 00:08:56 what i had just done but like amplified so i was like did i record a video of me dragging the bins in and then somehow play it on full volume and i like i'm like just and then i'm just seeing lightning and it is i i also thought it was an earthquake at first it was so loud i was like if anyone doesn't know earthquakes kind of are louder than thunder and i was like what because everything rattles yes and rolls like a rattling rolling yeah the earth is the earth is a giant trash can being rolled aside like it was just it was crazy and it just like kept happening and then it would break for a second and it was wild but i had gone to pick up my new contacts because i had run out and i was like oh my god i'm on my last pair this is so stressful what am i gonna do
Starting point is 00:09:39 because i've of course becoming entirely dependent on them in the last like three months since i started wearing them I'm like my life is so much better all of that so I got them and I was like I could be wonderful amazing and then last night the man I love he was he was in a silly goofy mood and he kept being in this silly goofy mood and one of the silly goofy moods was like I keep blaming him he was like I didn't tell you to chase me and I was like yeah but you were running and I it involved it made whatever and we were at the grocery store and I'm like panting out of breath being like you need to stop goofing off with me because you know that I'm getting too tired but i'm not realizing i'm getting too tired until it's too late and then he was goofing off before
Starting point is 00:10:19 he was getting into the shower decided that he was going to just just come no i'm he made a joke that he wanted he kept trying to smell my armpit and i said stop trying to smell my armpit like leave me alone he was just trying to be silly and funny and he sits down on the couch and goes oops sat down broke my glasses not the fact that i have like nine pairs of glasses so like what does it matter no no he broke the one pair of glasses that i do not have a duplicate for because they are the new ones that i wear when i have my contacts in that i just picked up and i'm and he was like we'll fix it and i was like there's quite literally no way to fix this and um and so that's why he was calling me being like did you go to the optometrist like what
Starting point is 00:11:07 they say and i was like i haven't gone yet i'm literally just perching them like with one fucking arm on my nose when i need them and if i bring them there they're gonna keep them and then i have nothing and i know it's gonna take them i know they're just not they're not gonna be able to fix them they're gonna have to i'm gonna have to get a new pair and do all this stuff and i love that it's a small you know local optometrist office so of course their hours don't open till 10 and they of course close at five and of course they don't they're not open on Mondays nor are they open on Thursdays so like you know the timing of it you have to plan accordingly and uh I hate that I have to fix this like it's one of those things where I'm like I
Starting point is 00:11:53 want my I want to be like you broke my glasses you fix the situation I don't know how he is going to do that uh i think he is working from home on friday for an unrelated like he was just doing that anyway and i'm like okay then you need to fix my glasses now because like i can't even i don't want to think about it so that would just it really did put a damper on my excitement for uh my contacts at ikea we make things just for college life like the rose and mandel blackout curtains in gray they say you can't put a price on sleep but we did for the low low price of 49.99 why are you in my room shh go back to sleep you have a big exam tomorrow shop back to school at
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Starting point is 00:13:48 yeah and now i need i'm gonna need a show to watch after poker face we're not done but you know we're not yeah you're not close to done yeah you can always jump into white lotus i could oh you know what the studio that's thank you that's actually exactly what i wanted to watch i watched a what an interview with them making fun of entourage and i was like oh this is how i get mott's hooked because he loves to hate entourage because he loves entourage you want to get into the see you next tuesday portion of this now i think that's a great idea because my voice is yeah i know this is the most talking that i've done i was gonna say session as someone who's dealt with it like it it escapes you yeah quite fucking quickly your strawberry shortcake looks
Starting point is 00:14:36 amazing i know you've been waiting to make that yeah i did actually see though um a fucking post about california strawberries there was a fire at a fucking battery plant and uh now they're they think there might be high levels of you know of metal and straw and i was like let's just not off like genuinely fuck off just don't and also it didn't happen i'm low in iron so yeah leave me alone like let me have something i already started trying to introduce um deli needs back and like i'm a little trepidatious oh and then the other update with me is um at exactly 10 30 to 11 a.m every single morning and i change i am not pregnant my body just wants to throw up and i like cannot figure out i'm not pregnant i'm okay quite literally not pregnant and i'm trying
Starting point is 00:15:31 to figure out what it is and i thought it was that i was having like too many electrolytes and now i'm wondering if it's a blood sugar related thing so i had two of those heavy metal strawberries and i felt better so it might be a low iron medicine yeah it is exactly that's why i'm a huge rfk fan all right episode 146 who was wrong you're up first okay give me a second i'm screenshotting i have to hold everything a little far away don't make a comment about the bifocals i wasn't actually for once you brought it up i just needed um to make sure matz was like is there anything you can do and i was like don't even get me started on this yeah i mean there there is something you can do i was like don't talk to melissa about it oh nicole message saying
Starting point is 00:16:22 how long do i have to send this in so sorry nicole it was you had a long time and i love it like that's such a me thing to do though like how long do i have and then have like an extended period of time not realize and just not do it okay much like mary yeah birds of a feather okay we've got who is wrong for episode 146 megan says do not let a man embarrass you one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong we have one response for this which sums up i think how a lot of people feel the way i immediately thought of this exact comment she needs to take her billion dollars and leave that man and i have to assume that maybe that was a part of the plan yeah and also i have heard someone sent me uh i think it was on my personal
Starting point is 00:17:22 they tagged me in it that there seems to be some some uh legs to the rumor that mila kunis and ashton kutcher she set up for setting herself up to divorce and i was like okay i might be three i might have been three years too early but i told it is coming it was part of your um yeah but that was my second year of pretty i know but it is on it no because i keep just rolling it over because i uh i will not be stopped i'm like i know it's happening someone else said the 12 year old who still lives in me is struggling obviously it's such a parasocial relationship i wanted to marry the man is a teenager now that my frontal lobe is developed i am screaming toxic sure yes i will say i do give this specific man uh a lot more grace than i would for a lot of other people
Starting point is 00:18:04 because like for me i'm like oh to assume everybody has like all this trauma like think of like the deep wounds and i'm like as a country like we saw what people put this put this kid through and like we actually saw the parental trauma we saw all of this kind of stuff so like i have a lot more empathy for that because i'm like oh this is like a direct cause and effect that like we is like we watched happen um and i don't think it's necessarily like oh like this person is a bad person it is just like this person has been was dealt a rough fucking hand and then got out of that rough situation by means of a rough situation all of like it literally is just compounding and compiling and those people i'm like they you know they deserve healing they
Starting point is 00:18:48 deserve love and all of that they don't deserve to treat other people poorly or at the expense of other people and like i think there's like a whole thing also about like you add in like the religious aspects of this and like a church influence and all of these different kinds of things that like you know in general i don't think he by any means is a lost cause but i think like systems that like tell women that we need to stay in these like situations or accept this kind of a thing that is like the true villain origin story because the patriarchy affects everybody both the men and the women but currently yeah he he needs to be doing some other things instead of this next up we have melissa loves annual international deadbeat parent shaming day one percent said i
Starting point is 00:19:33 was wrong 99 said i was not wrong someone said melissa is not wrong but i think we shouldn't applaud the fish for swimming i love that we are shaming but i don't know maybe go after the people and get the money well yeah i thought that was understood yeah unfortunately these men quite literally will like not have a job so it means they don't have to give the money yeah and then someone else said this is a genius idea that should be implemented on a large scale there's already crime blotter information in the newspaper why not add this too especially because a lot of the time people are breaking the law by not paying their court mandated child support yeah that's why the law got involved someone else says this needs to be more well known and widely regarded and
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Starting point is 00:22:09 shit and i wouldn't think twice about it stuff is stuff someone else said i've definitely gifted pr before too but as you guys said it's more about the thought going into it than the contents there's a way to make selections from a pr pile in a thoughtful concise way that it makes sense for the recipient it seems like a rushed job but definitely not friendship ending territory to me in my opinion more like a first warning or something to keep stored in the archives i think that's a good way to think about it someone else said i'm saying the writer is wrong but i think it depends on a couple of factors how close are they and how much of a quote-unquote wow factor did the re-gifted items have? I know she said that some of them weren't for her skin type and
Starting point is 00:22:45 things like that, but are you close enough that the friend knows your skin type like that? I've gone to events and gifting suites for my job and will intentionally get things that I know people in my life will like, and sometimes I'll hold on to them for special occasions because it's fun to give a bunch of stuff at once. I don't know. I personally love getting free stuff, especially if it's stuff I wanted to try. LOL. Someone else said, I don't think it's necessarily weird, but I need more context, and I guess the writer will have to see if it's a consistent thing or just a one-off moment so when i said i think the friend genuinely thinks this is a cool thing because she's newer as an influencer if this continued for another holiday or her birthday
Starting point is 00:23:19 next year then i would say the writer is not wrong i would be happy to get a bunch of pr from my friend but i do not blame the writer at all for feeling weird about that it is weird that's that that is a fair point like it's i think yeah i think you're allowed to feel weird about it it's re-gifting is what it is yeah and like i think that in general like i don't necessarily have like an issue with re-gifting because how do i know it was re-gifted do you what i mean like if it's something that is like oh someone gave me this and this is like very much not like me like a me thing or whatever but like if i can tell there's not thought put into it then my issue is that you didn't put thought into a gift not that like oh this is this is something
Starting point is 00:24:02 that you got from somewhere like whatever like to me it's it is like entirely about the thought of it but I also think like if someone if the only way you know about that it was thinking like oh my god yeah I got this from this like event and like I said and I thought you would really love it to me that's not like a ouch that's more of like oh like you thought about me like that in itself is like thoughtful and you know I think the thought it is the thought that counts but like what's a gift yeah you know like my cousin does a lot of um pr events and while she's there she'll be like oh i think this will be like she'll send me pictures like i think this will be good for you do you want this and so that is thoughtful she's not just exactly and she's not giving it to me
Starting point is 00:24:48 for my birthday no and i and again i that can't be the only thing that you get or the only thing that you give by yeah at all yeah all right and then we have i'm on the wrong one then we have are they wrong writer number two are they wrong for liking to dress up two percent said the writer is wrong 98 said the writer is not wrong someone said i support this with my whole heart i'm the exact opposite though let me wear my cool matching sweats to work i don't understand why alex cooper is the only one allowed to wear sweats and still be a girl boss you haven't been to la have you girl boss or he is in the eye of the beholder so you know another person said as a child who grew up fat so the clothes that my mother got me were business casual at 12
Starting point is 00:25:40 i used to hate dressing up but now it gives me so much power there's nothing like being tall and then putting on a heel to tower over men at work the writer is totally not wrong another person said i love a hill i love outfit confidence more even if it's confidently dumb like wearing all one color all right someone else said dressing up for work is what gets me motivated to go to that damn place five days a week yeah do you lay your clothes out at night big virgo energy all right next then we have my nomination for wrong of the week guy edward barcus 97 said guy is wrong three percent said guy is not wrong an update uh a man was just arrested at new york lax no not lax it was like laguardia or is it laguardia yeah it was in new
Starting point is 00:26:33 york it was in new york i'm not or new york i just got a notification on something i saw it yeah citizen new york's jfk jfk um a man who seemingly was like a integral part in the making of this happen um was just arrested because this guy guy he he did die in this uh so i am happy that they've arrested the additional person and you gotta yeah anyways um i don't know if anybody had anything to say other than fuck this man nope just fuck this man fuck this guy and then my wrong of the week was xai mayor paul young mayor lee harris 98 said they're wrong two percent said they're not wrong someone said as a memphian this shit is so wild and even weirder that elon musk scammers are all are also targeting memphis people too i didn't
Starting point is 00:27:30 know you're from memphis that's not where i put you i don't know anything about you i just you always write in this is in memphis right also not what i pictured for huh i pictured like uh maybe in arizona i thought you're in new york yeah east and east coast i was i was picturing coastal if you even told me that it was like wisconsin i would have been like no way it's not wisconsin i'd love to know that tell us where if you write into all if you respond like and we've read your stuff before like please just like write it and tell us where you're from because we even if you're not in our patreon like we recognize like yeah we recognize you're one of the regs yeah 100 hey we even give shout outs to my girl sydney carmichael
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Starting point is 00:29:39 say us weekly it's via us weekly and chicks in the office has posted it and like you know they're a bigger company so like they tend to not try and get sued so i i wish this was not real but he said hopefully yes the golden contestants date the younger contestants this happens all the time in the real world look at bill belichick right now it's happening in front of us i don't know if it will but i think it'll be cool to have the goldens around that literally says like i think really cool to have the olds around the thing i love about the golden bachelor is they've lived so much more life that their advice their conversations the stakes for them are just so much bigger i think that'll be a good thing for them to impart on these young kids
Starting point is 00:30:15 i hope that's fucking out of context and i hope that's not actually what he said because that's gross i'm gonna leave you on a grosser story and this is from lauren wrote in lauren g anna obregon is a spanish actress and television host who sparked major controversy after announcing that she has become a mother through surrogacy using the frozen sperm of her deceased son. The baby girl, I'm not going to say that baby's name, was born in March of this year, making Obregon both the legal mother and biological grandmother of the child. The actress explained that the decision was made to fulfill her son's last wish and she had stored sperm samples at a clinic in new york before passing in 2020 the news triggered
Starting point is 00:31:12 debates surrounding the ethical boundaries of surrogacy which is which is prohibited in spain so it's not her egg because she was a surrogate i don't but still she had a doctor in jail she's had her son's sperm no ob so did she go to she got a donor egg yeah she got a donor egg this like people can debate the like ethics of surrogacy like all of the time um and i think there's arguments on on all on all sides i think it is very ironic in general when people want to police how women make money from their bodies and certain sex and then not in others of things that you can and you can't but at the end of the day this should always be illegal i just think that she could have she could have she could have had someone else be the surrogate and then she raised
Starting point is 00:32:14 her grandchild yeah i'm not saying that all all accounts of surrogacy are valid they're not i'm saying that like but i'm not saying all are invalid i'm saying this in particularly this should be illegal like this should not be allowed and like i know people like in i i know that you can essentially do that with well i knew this other one about this person who had a her husband died while like like i think it was surfing or something so he had a wetsuit on and he drowned and like wetsuit keeps your body really warm and when you know people go like all that stuff they basically were like you know you could jack them off if you needed to we can extract it like in a medical setting and they did and she had a baby and like that was like part and like you know i'm
Starting point is 00:32:58 not here to judge a grieving person or anything like that and like especially when someone like you know has it on has it on ice or whatever i actually do not think your son's dying wish was like mom i want to bring raise my grandchild i want my i want my seed in you that kid and then also the fact that like this is public that kid is yeah spend the money on the therapy yeah by the way if that was my egg i would be like stipulation don't give my egg they probably didn't even know that's what i'm saying like i would like i would feel complicit in that because like a life was brought into this world and like i don't feel like if i as the egg donor that i got enough information to like be cool with that yeah that's disgusting
Starting point is 00:33:47 lauren lauren we're in a fight now i can't believe you don't i just wrote back lauren period and she said i can't be alone with this hey you know i've actually had that experience a lot where you're like i can't be alone with the i do it all the time i send it stuff to you but now no you put a boundary so i can't do it i stopped so then you will actually read what i say now i do i respond to what you say now but hey i'm not gonna let myself get too comfortable thinking that you're not about to know i'm not going to i saw an old lady licking and now you're just telling me about it i'm just telling you i didn't send you the video you didn't have to see it she licked whipped cream off a long phallic object i didn't send it and when i say old like white hair 80s but she
Starting point is 00:34:39 knew how to work that mouth no it was real for this long um i do want you to know that it might have been her birthday or something birthday sex the new season of love island us just started there are two trump supporters on it they're getting eliminated so fast and the way didn't like i like didn't know what their names were and as soon as they appeared on screen i was like it's gonna be him and it's gonna be her and of course i was right of course i was right there is one guy though i don't know if you've ever seen uh he he his name is ace he has what i like to affectionately call toddler face like he looks like a he just looks like a giant he has a cart like he would i know the phrase easy to draw is usually an insult but like he looks like the
Starting point is 00:35:32 he'd be like your favorite character on a cartoon like he has just a very expressive like animated face um and he also looks like a he has a toddler face i saw him yeah on tiktok so you saw him teaching pakistan no i just saw his face he like turned around and i think it was like an introduction to people he is he is like they got like he went viral this video of him teaching them how to dance to kendrick's new song and he's like so charming and so funny kendrick did the fizz fizzle oh in in the bay area with i watched i watched about 20 minutes of the uh of the live stream of just the opening of just dj muster i was like also do you see e40 on tiny desk i haven't watched it yet but i saw that he was on it i have watched the clips i am
Starting point is 00:36:26 waiting to watch the whole thing with mots i am so fucking excited like so excited and mots knew a lot of the song i mean he knew e40 songs but when he was doing references i was like yes um but uh that guy on love island ace i want him to be with um shelly who i love who is she's so beautiful and then mots was like you know you guys kind of look alike i'm gonna show you what she looks like okay and i told month i was like she's so beautiful that's so i i don't know what where you're seeing it he then said maybe it was a face shape uh but you're gonna laugh because there is quite literally nothing okay that is not what i was expecting your faces aren't even shaped the same
Starting point is 00:37:26 i don't know maybe it's like her and her in motion and my face in motion looks somewhat i have i i of course have yet to see what he is seeing um i would love that to be the case but i would like everybody to just look up shelly love island usa the current season is C-H-E-L-L-Y or you can watch this on Spotify and you can see the uncanny similarities
Starting point is 00:37:53 I think she looks a little bit like Karuchi but she also has she speaks a little bit like Karuchi but she talks faster she's the same like cadence yeah but they say some of the same the words the same but she's not even from California so I'm like hmm
Starting point is 00:38:10 I guess Karuchi's like valley girl her anyways all right well join us on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for an actual see you next tuesday then um friday or shit wednesday take a break thursday for don't blame me and then on friday we will fist you again i'm going to cough very hard and we'll see you later off camera Bye. And we'll see you later. Bye.
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