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Episode Date: February 24, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 are you preparing for the new medea movie that's coming out hello hello maybe uh unintentionally there's a new one coming how many is this in total no clue over under 50 the cinematic universe this is literally
Starting point is 00:00:40 because it's not just movies there's plays there's TV shows like live plays yeah that's how it started that's how Tyler Perry got his start I thought you meant currently
Starting point is 00:00:54 right now Tyler Perry's like no going to theaters no at the kennedy center a night with me not anymore everybody's canceling everything as they should well i do have mixed feelings on that one i do too it's difficult to say because nobody wants that really so but we're still in our politics that's that's that's a different
Starting point is 00:01:21 kind of podcast not us no and not because we're not political because we're both deeply political and there's no way you don't know our political leanings and and we need we need a nice brain break from it well welcome to a brand new episode of but am i wrong starring two people who have not once ever been wrong in their whole entire lives shocking it's incredibly shocking the shocker true depends on who you ask what is truth great point melissa very good point because prior to us even recording did i tell melissa i can't believe i was wrong about this i didn't think this thing was gonna happen and you know it did you're not a medical professional though no i'm not so how would you know and at the same time
Starting point is 00:02:16 the amount of times i have googled this would indicate that maybe i did think this was what was going on. I just didn't want to accept it because I didn't want to fall into the wellness culture on TikTok. I didn't want that. But there's a difference between wellness and medical, and this is actually medical and not people guessing, which is what you would have been doing if you had just guessed because you're not a professional. Yeah. So this is the reminder to everybody. Sometimes social media can actually be helpful of what's wrong with you. Because when I posted a couple months ago saying all my thyroid tests came back negative like totally fine but I still feel like shit what should I get tested for I had so many people send like dozens and dozens and
Starting point is 00:02:59 dozens of things and I made a whole list and then I sent that to my doctor and whoever how many of you said cortisol thank you so much because uh girls apparently got to figure that out and now I should take my beta but this is a podcast where we have multiple different segments and we will explain each one of them before we get into it. But what you really need to know is that we value your participation. So we post over on our Instagram stories and the highlights,
Starting point is 00:03:29 all of the things that we talked about in each episode, and then you can vote for who you think was wrong for each one. And then on our Tuesday episode called See You Next Tuesday, we read the results from the previous week and we also read your messages about like your thoughts and feelings on each thing, why you voted that way,
Starting point is 00:03:45 or yeah, how you feel about it. Sometimes we even have the original people who talk to us about it. They will be like, here's me answering a question or here's an update or this is how I felt listening to it. And sometimes for the things involving people that we don't know, sometimes we give updates for that, too. Sure do. Sure do. If you want to watch a video version, where can they go? They should go to Patreon and there's going to be stuff that you're going to want to see from mine. but are they wrong that require it's going to be a little guessing game uh you know how much i love
Starting point is 00:04:21 a guessing game i'm addicted monster anytime i'm like oh let me guess and he's like can i just tell you it's 20 minutes of you guessing i go and love that so shall we begin yes i'm up first that's what i thought so this is but am i wrong and this is when we pick things from our own lives and bring it to the class for discussion this week mine is the spa should only be a place of relaxation and that's it i do feel like you had something similar around your last birthday uh-huh we're gonna go to that so um i went to the spa i usually go to um actually here in la last year i was in arkansas and had an unusual spa experience and this time it's no different different experiences but i still i don't understand why i can't relax on my birthday no this is actually
Starting point is 00:05:20 getting eerie like what do you mean fucking weird i don't understand yeah maybe they want you to have higher cortisol no please don't it's already high enough yep so i went to the spot i usually go to it is a korean day spot you are naked most of the time you get robes supposed to there's signs posted everywhere that say shh respect people that are trying to relax it's literally what it they should have you narrate those signs because if i walked by one and it went how do we go it would be really remind me to shut the fuck up and relax so group number one oh we've got multiple groups we've got multiple groups oh damn shooters on both sides group number one and this is my hot take within the hot take is that parties shouldn't
Starting point is 00:06:19 be allowed at a korean spa a group of about eight 26 year olds came in to celebrate someone else's birthday oh they were so loud you literally knew they were turning 26 yes i knew how old they were because they said you're 26 now i knew there was a bunch of them they were talking so loudly throughout the whole spa i could hear them i wasn't even in the same area as them when they were talking about being 26 they were in like the changing area I was in the shower area and they were bickering about do we have to get naked it is a Korean spot did you not do any research before you got here and then as they were getting closer to the showers they were like I took a shower at home do I have to take a shower here and this is where I spoke up I said hey girls hey girly
Starting point is 00:07:18 I literally changed my voice hey girl so um like when you're in your car and driving um there's like you may not realize it but like there's sweat happening there's also if you put lotion on your body before you got here like there's oils on your body and everything here like everybody's touching it and they just want to make sure that it's the cleanest that it possibly can be so they highly recommend you taking a shower and they all go oh okay like they listened to me at least they listened they didn't get angry but then they were in the shower area splashing water everywhere there's an area where you keep your robes and stuff and they were splashing water over there and I had to tell them like I felt like their mother I was like hey like
Starting point is 00:08:10 you're getting the robes wet make sure you're keeping the water close to you one girl had just like turned on one of the showers next to her that nobody was in and this other woman that was there like just walked by and turned it off she was like fed up with them like it was they were so loud and it was so much luckily this was like towards the end so i was getting my like end of sweating and everything end of shower so they were still being annoying to other people but i was like leaving this stuff i actually would have stayed longer if they hadn't been so loud though were you leaving the spa or were you leaving the showers i was leaving the shower so i was like showering before i went to uh like put my clothes back on yeah because you know you sweat a lot and stuff so
Starting point is 00:08:59 i just wanted to be clean and i was like okay i'll just leave now because i was just gonna go like go sit in the sauna for a little bit because the sauna and the shower in the same area i was gonna sit in the sauna for a little bit and i was like because i didn't get my full sauna experience because number two couples should not be allowed in a day spa together i don't like where this is going so you mean romantic couples romantic couples i don't like where this is going and maybe even friends if you don't know how to keep your mouth fucking shut on many levels you should not be in the spot together take back what you just said i'm not don't tell me that's where this is going so i was in this when i first got there i was in the sauna so i have to you know work up
Starting point is 00:09:51 to the most egregious things facts to me the sauna is like really hard to do like i can't do a sauna that's really good for my lungs oh so it's great for me really bad for my heart yes yes yes i understand so i was in the sauna and there was some yappers in there too and they were very much and love the appers okay for some reason they were sitting in their robes when you're supposed to be naked in there and just sitting on a towel and then i out the corner of my eye see a robe coming down and a hand caressing a titty not their own titty but their partner's titty and the squeezing and the caressing and the moaning was getting out of hand and I said it's time for me to leave this area. How many people were in this sauna? It was those two and
Starting point is 00:10:58 me. I'm trying to picture a sauna in which it's a cave and there's another little cave that you're hiding. They know you're there. They know I'm there. They saw me walk in. They were in there before it's just u-shaped it's no bigger than the couch that's behind me perverts yes so they're fucking perverts yes yes yes no perverts at the spa there's no there's no like they wanna they knew i was there's no way you couldn't know when they were in there yeah yes there's no like i was i couldn't have been more than three feet from them that i think should is it should be a crime and then i went i left and then went to the oxygen area where you just like lay down and get oxygen because like i was waiting for my actual massage for them to come get me
Starting point is 00:11:49 so i was just laying there and i saw this other couple walk by and they were grabbing ass a different couple a different couple a different couple booked on a day i don't know what was going on i've come there on i mean they were obviously coming but i'll come there on other i've never experienced this before never in my life as being grabbed and then later while i was having because they have a cafe there and as i was enjoying my soup i look over and another couple and i want to say all these couples were all like different ages racist i was like non-discriminatory everybody's horny horniness universal yeah and this is also all women's spa too so like yeah no men are there i expect more women yes i expect i actually i was like this is not like
Starting point is 00:12:49 a bath house yeah so then i'm eating my soup my egg drop soup i was gonna ask what kind i love an egg drop soup and i see this other couple where they were sitting across from each other and there's only two tables in this place i'm at one table they're at another table it's inside the spot again no bigger than this the area no bigger than this room they're sitting across from each other but then get up to move on the same side of the table and i guess they think because there's a table there you can't see underneath the table but i could see underneath the table and there's definitely some finger banging happening definitely some finger banging and this was on february 16th and i don't know if this was like side chick day where everybody was
Starting point is 00:13:46 bringing their side bitch to the spa i don't understand why did this is their main bitch because like why wouldn't it be if it was your main bitch you should have done this on february 14th or and in the comfort of your own fucking comfort of your home that's why i think it's side chick because they were in the spa probably using a gift card from their in-laws why did this happen to you i wish i knew i wish i knew so this is your whole day this is my whole day your whole spa experience my whole spot started with a shower full of woo girls those actually that that's how it's the end yeah but starts with titty grabbing uh-huh the the mid afternoon you've got some classic finger banging and then it ends with the woo girls the sweaty
Starting point is 00:14:37 woo girl the smelly woo girls yes and you still had to pay for this i still had to pay and even with my soup like i had because there's a long line for like getting food and stuff because it's just this one old lady that's back there cooking the food up and so i had to put my name on the list earlier in the day for my food to be ready so this is like 6 p.m finger banging and i just i i i couldn't leave because i've already they've already charged my account for the food were they eating soup they were eating ramen all that slurping i'm going and then they started sharing food out of one bowl but like they both had the same thing this is crazy i know by the way if anyone's never been to a korean spa if the women who run this spa if they knew what was
Starting point is 00:15:32 going on the way that not only would they be kicked out forever they first have to sit down for a 30 minute lecture they'd get yelled at and i'm disappointed in you and so the the person that's like walking around like picking up the towels and stuff like she really doesn't have any like she's just picking up towels she's not really like an authority the lady that i know if the lady that was cooking knew what was going on then she would have been on their asses and then the other people there's like two people up at the very front and then just the people that come and bring you back to take you back to the room so they didn't know what was happening unless they did and they just didn't know like i go to this yeah i i go to i go to this place
Starting point is 00:16:17 all the time and i've never experienced anything like this yeah every korean spot i've ever been too is like run like a fucking tight tight goddamn shit and that's why they have such so many repeat customers like you yeah most of this is i feel like i'm quite traumatizing yeah you felt like a while like my my birthday is cursed do you think it's just approximately valentine's day no because i can't speak that wouldn't have anything to do with the last one that happened oh true true true that was all like one-on-one stuff that was a gay man in arkansas yeah a gay man in arkansas that was being weird yeah to say the least this feel or maybe maybe you do one break of a spa and or you do a after your birthday spa treatment like a week after
Starting point is 00:17:12 then it doesn't feel like my birthday the plan this year was to go away but then like the stuff happened and like because of the fires and some of my shows got canceled for the month of january a lot of shows got canceled so i was like i need to save some money up because i don't know what'll happen so also pretty much every place you can stay in california prices have increased because so many people lost their homes that everyone a lot of people aren't even like they're staying away this is the great quite literally maybe one of the craziest things i've ever heard yeah i couldn't believe my eyes i can't believe it did you kind of wish you were there with like a friend or something so you could laugh at like because like no because i don't want people
Starting point is 00:17:56 talking because for me this is one of those things where it's like i'm like i'm like trying to make eye contact with other people being like is anyone else fucking seeing the woman that like was pissed about like them leaving the water on like she and i gave a look but like everything else i was the only one there oh my god they wanted you to be a third yeah i think that was an invitation maybe from these three different couples maybe we need to work on manifesting because maybe they maybe they were the aliens who you've been trying to bang they gotta come down in a different in a different form yeah not unfortunately not gay no you oh yeah you should we should be specific you're looking for a male alien
Starting point is 00:18:37 a male alien this is fucking insane are you gonna go back of course i'm gonna go back that's my plates like that's they know me there they give me they gave me like they don't have like a digital system they have it written in a physical book but that is my birthday and they give me like stuff like that's i'm a regular there so would you recognize these women if you saw yes yes i'd recognize all every all six of the couple of the couple people and at least half of the woo girls i think the woo girls could improve yeah i think they 26 is a little fucking late but i do think that with a gentle shove one at a time they'd probably be fine because they were adaptive when i told them like when i told them things they adapted to it thank
Starting point is 00:19:34 you that is like the i love a woo girl when it's like the right like the right time the right the right time and place to woo it's because there's no one who's more supportive of you than a woo girl right always gonna woo oh my god that's what you want when you need a tampon you need a woo girl like it is it is everything you want and especially a woo girl who's who is uh accepting feedback on on their actions wonderful fantastic are you gonna tell the people at the at the spa and just be like heads up these i thought about it but i'm not really a snitch in that way if you see them again if i see them again then yes that makes i think that's probably what i would have done too because like i would have been in such shock that i'd be like there's no way this is
Starting point is 00:20:21 actually happening right now and then after that once we get to the second couple i'd be like did i join did i accidentally book during the cunnilingus day like what is going on it was a time those they're poor significant others back at home having no idea they're getting finger blasts right fucking restaurant of the sauna i mean of the of the spa yeah who knows what happened when i left the sauna though because the titties had came out and caressing so maybe when i left they probably got down to business is it weird that i kind of think that one's crazier no because that one like the table itself you'd be like no one can see me but in the sauna they knew i could see them that's the part that i'm like
Starting point is 00:21:10 why would you do that to me like what indicator have i given you that i'm not even looking i'm looking straight ahead maybe because i was naked and they had on their robes and they were like oh she's down the clown but no you're not supposed to wear your robe in the sauna also the nudity is not sexual here is this the first time you've ever been that's like disrobing at a doctor being like it's about to go down it's like no you're you're getting a pap smear like there's nothing sexy about this you're you're handling this better than i would i've had four days now to process this this is crazy i can't wait to tell them this is one of my stories i accidentally sent in a text message to mecca mid-conversation about this saying saying i'm all for people loving people
Starting point is 00:22:03 but why must you get fingered in a spot and they said and jamila was like wait what that's crazy that that that is that what a what a text message to come on mid-conversation yes because i'd be like yeah i'm all for people loving people but so sorry i actually don't know what we're referencing did i miss something what happened before this and you'd be like so sorry did you explain i had to explain at that point and they were like is this because they have a segment on their podcast called spin it and they were like is this gonna be at spin it i was like we can use it but i was gonna use it as my hot take on my podcast it's so funny wow wow wow wow let us i would love to know if anybody else has ever had experience like this because
Starting point is 00:22:54 this shouldn't be happening to you especially on your birthday i know they said you want some birthday suits on your birthday by the way speaking of sexual birthdays i tried to when i was adding a song for your belated instagram post for your birthday i went to add birthday cake by rihanna her songs aren't on there because i wanted to add diamonds in the sky for my own post i tried yeah her songs aren't on there there was a sound alike that was there uh-huh so okay i didn't know if it was just me no why is she doing this to me i don't know i don't know it'd be rock nation so blame jay-z i guess i have no problem doing that but i'm just like rihanna don't you know i am such a die-hard fan i'm still waiting for the album and you're gonna take and we're not
Starting point is 00:23:46 gonna even have your songs on on instagram how can i show the world also that is the best birthday song i think ever made in like modern day yeah it's pretty good like thank you selena gomez also this is a good birthday song. Tell her now it's my birthday. Tell her now it's my birthday. I also like what I need for my birthday is a big booty hoe.
Starting point is 00:24:12 You'll be surprised I've actually unfortunately never related to that song. I've actually never been a big booty hoe. I didn't feel seen. And that's fine. I think it's a state of mind.
Starting point is 00:24:23 It can be a state of mind. Yeah. I'm a little long booty hoe. No. Because that sounded like long booty hole that sounds like fissures you know fissures but uh let's take a break and we get back we can get to yours We're back and it is time to get into mine.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And mine is a statement that I've frequented in my own life, but I do think it needs to be said. I think it needs to be the through line. Yes, of 2025, but for years on and on and on. And that is, Mama, let's research. This, I feel, has never been more prevalent. gina rodriguez had no idea when she tweeted that that that was going to be such a cultural moment such a cultural phenomenon um by the way you know i also recently learned that she is on the like she's one of the chairman of the foundation that gives those scholarships
Starting point is 00:25:44 oh so she could have actually just given the scholarship and that's probably why that person was tweeting her uh-huh and it's crazy or a lot of other people said that they received the scholarship but all they received was like a certificate in the mail and no money like that they didn't give they didn't give financial scholarships to everyone sometimes they just awarded them with like the title and then they could put that on applications for whatever to like make it you know they look renowned uh but they weren't getting money from and i'm like this is wild but anyways uh this was like two specific things popped up that made me think of this and was it my last no it wasn't but it was like a couple weeks ago or a month ago or something
Starting point is 00:26:30 I talked about Candace Owens and that to me is like another prime example of like let's check the source it like let's do any amount of like ounce of legwork like I know you bitches not necessarily those of you listening to us but like the way that we have all so deeply stocked like an ex-boyfriend's new girl or like find any information that we want we could all be and you mean to tell me you're not going to do one little click click click tippy tap tap and then you're also going to judge boomers and older people by saying they have zero media literacy oh mama you got no media literacy at this fucking point either and the first things that came up with one this thing called evie magazine which uh is there like trying to be
Starting point is 00:27:14 like a new like allure cosmo uh harper's bazaar marie claire like that specific kind of like lifestyle magazine teen vogue style and i the first time i ever heard about them was when they had the lady from ballerina farm on the cover and i was like cool what is that the she's the how do i explain it she's got like a bajillion kids and her husband she's all she said for her birthday was she wanted a trip to greece and he got her an apron which she actually just bought herself he just hands her the box and they're like alt-right pipeline like they're showing their sourdough bread and like they're definitely drinking raw milk they'd probably even talk about it but like i don't watch her but like a lot of people who were like wow homesteading is so nice
Starting point is 00:27:55 and like the homeschool is so nice i'm like what do you think that the goal of this is like come on so she was on the cover of this magazine and she's also the one who they did that i think it was times did a profile on her and her family and they visited her and they were like her husband doesn't let her speak like this is very odd so she was on as a response to that essentially she was on this cover of this magazine and it was like she loves homesteading like we love traditional like gender roles whatever all that stuff and i wrote them off as being like cool conservative magazine whatever but i guess they have been like doing like tiktok slideshows of like oh remember a time in hollywood before veneers like things that are just pop culture based so people are
Starting point is 00:28:38 engaging with it like the stuff is blowing up and it's like oh my god i love that i love that and then they've had like tiktokers on like the cover to do cover stories and all of this kind of stuff and i will say i think a lot of people need to understand that there's a lot of fucking influencers who are mormon and if an influencer is an ex-mormon they will tell you nobody's gonna let you think they are mormon if they are not mormon so that's like a big like that's that's not even a pipeline that's just like a sidestep that's like that so i think a lot of people don't realize that when they see like their favorite tiktokers who are then on the cover of this or whatever and i'm like yeah that this person had a baby a planned baby at 22 years old and they're
Starting point is 00:29:15 from utah let's do some thought process let's think this through about how we got here so seeing that like people have been sharing that and reposting that to me i'm like this is so fucking easy that we can see where this comes from you can even just like look at the magazine in the articles and like see that not just their social media presence and it reminds the magazine is it's a utah-based publishing i don't think it even is it i'm asking oh i don't think it is but they're let's see it's a politically conservative american magazine uh website published pseudoscience anti-vaccine it's empower educate and entertain young women with content that celebrates femininity encourages virtue and offers a more honest perspective than they get elsewhere um and then they also lots
Starting point is 00:29:59 launched a femtech app called 28 by evie which collects menstruation data and uses it to provide non-scientific exercise and diet advice a conservative app that's asking for your period tracking and that was funded by a billionaire who is somebody that is a conservative libertarian that wants everybody to have two million kids they also released um a raw milkmaid dress and they love trad wives they're they're anti-feminism lots of um misinformation about covid q anon conspiracies all that so it is like legitimately like just a conservative but you would know that if you had engaged like had taken a second to like research any of this um and then the second one that really struck a chord with me was the fact that
Starting point is 00:30:53 drew a follow has been getting quote-unquote canceled this week because someone decided to post a clip ripping a clip from her spot her podcast that was exclusively on the videos exclusively on Spotify from three years ago where she is asked a question she's like talking about when her friends who are single ask her about like dating advice and like getting into a relationship when she's been with her at the time she even says my boyfriend now it's her fiance and like what her advice to that is and she talks about you know the importance of and it's The consistent fucking through line with all of Drew's content of being like, you know, make sure you love yourself, because if you are not in like a good place, which is similar fucking advice that we have that every like so many people give. If you are not in a good place, you will not pick people who are adding to your life.
Starting point is 00:31:47 It will not be you will not be in great relationships. We've talked about like doing a dating detox of like being like, I need to fix my picker. My picker is off. and so she says that and it has then boiled down into how insensitive is it for drew who has been and this is like what they say has been with her high school sweetheart since they were like teenagers for her to get on here and upload a clip on valentine's day telling people that if they the reason why they're single is because they don't love themselves i'm like that legitimately did not happen if you look at the clip she doesn't have an engagement ring on like there are so many
Starting point is 00:32:25 things that give you the context that this or even just the set this she didn't pop open her phone she's not in her car recording talking to the camera this is a podcast clip the podcast episode didn't even come out on this day and it is just and also and her now fiance they didn't date in high school they knew each other in high school like whatever and she and people were like they took such a small version of the clip when the big one is like her being like you know i'm incredibly lucky that i am with someone and so all of that kind of stuff and everyone's like we don't want women in relationships giving dating advice and i'm like do you want single people giving you dating advice it's also no so what i've come to the conclusion is you want men
Starting point is 00:33:09 giving you dating advice and why this is weird it's so weird that and ran with it it's it's just like what's and then also who ripped it that's what i wonder because you have to like you can't screen record with audio like that's a lot of fucking effort to do that so like it just feels so silly to me and then you know i think that and i think i've even said before you like don't have to love yourself to love anybody like to love someone else like i don't think it's like a prerequisite but I think you have to be in a good place with yourself because then you it can make the relationship toxic exactly that it's like it doesn't prevent you from being in a relationship but like it it does hold you back in terms of your happiness or your
Starting point is 00:34:07 like anything like it's just it's not gonna be it's not as good as it can be yeah so like I I think that there are ways to like if they wanted to like misinterpret what she said like there are ways to have like nuance to that misinterpretation but like for people to be standing like fully in like the I'm not gonna love myself and I'm just like what an odd stance to take in that like okay like you know it's it's and I get I understand how tough it is but like I also can't understand how tough it is being single like i also would say i'm very lucky in having been with someone for a very long time but i i think that it it was so crazy to see some of like the rhetorics like slip into you know people are having they're getting married later they're having babies later
Starting point is 00:34:57 and like you know it used to be a lot easier and i'm like it didn't used to be easier we used to not be able to get divorced like and forced into marriage yeah like we used to not be able like we would reach our ceiling cap in our jobs very quickly we used to all of those other things that i'm like let's not romanticize a time before like thinking that dating was better or easier then because that then suddenly now i'm like maybe you're following the the evie account on tiktok maybe you're accidentally consuming some of that and missing the good old days of quaaludes speed for housewives and you know polio and measles well let's not talk about measles i mean a couple of those things are making a comeback so yeah are you happy now bitches
Starting point is 00:35:44 are y'all happy all right let's get into but are you wrong so but are you wrong is where you guys write in and share the predicaments that you're going that are going on in your life you can send us an email to but am i wrong pod at gmail.com or you can fill out the form that we have or you can send out or you can send us a dm you've got so many options we also take updates so you got something that you're like hey i was wrong or hey i was right and these people suck and this is what happened after let us know we're here for your validation all right hi megan and melissa i am probably wrong but i need to know if this actually if this will actually get me into a bad situation one day i love to absolutely blast my music in my car on my commute to and from work
Starting point is 00:36:46 this drive is only 15 ish minutes and most of that time is me stuck in various light at various lights surrounded by other cars the problematic part is i enjoy blasting my music with all the windows down my range includes sabrina carpenter paramore noah khan chinchilla you guys let us know who noah khan is now i've seen him play basketball that's how i saw him for the first time here we are i'm unfamiliar with chinchilla though we do the hope is to see if others will jam out with me this is my favorite way to de-stress from a work day and if it annoys a fellow commuter that brings me joy wait so are you trying to bond or you're trying to start start something i think it's both am i wrong to force others to listen to my very loud music and stand still traffic with
Starting point is 00:37:45 the windows down sounds like you're purposely trying to be a nuisance and for that i say that you're wrong i need to know what kind of car you drive what does that matter because i think if you have a convertible that's a vibe i love that if you're in a chevy tahoe it's a little odd like that's a little odd to have your windows all down doing that if you're in a kia soul kind of a vibe kind of giving the hamster commercial if you are in a cyber truck fucking weird get off the stop listening to this podcast is what i have to say you better be putting that on a fucking flatbed tow truck like cheryl crow and getting that shit fucking out so like for me it really depends on that vibe so like if you have a cute car and your car is a vibe okay sure but are other
Starting point is 00:38:43 people listening to music because i don't know this isn't weird to do in la no it's not weird to have your music blasting but my problem is the fact that you're like i get off on people that get annoyed with me but then you also seemingly want people to enjoy it right i feel like you're like hedging your bets either way and i don't know you might be in a city that like you're not supposed to do that some cities when you come to a stop sign your music can't be like at a certain decibel so like you could get in trouble yeah you could move to LA or New York and like you'd be amongst friends like I have to assume that nobody else is doing this and it's just you yeah so I think you'd actually hate moving to LA I mean New York it's
Starting point is 00:39:32 traffic noises too but like LA like most people are doing this I liked when I was a kid and it wouldn't even be loud music but this was the day of radios and tape players and I liked when I was a kid where I would come up to a stoplight when my parents were driving and look over and see that the person like their mouths match what I'm listening to so I love that but like I've never actually tried to be a nuisance on purpose like that that's weird to me and for that I think you're wrong well i want to know why they're mad because i do this all the time and no one is ever like reviving like i one time i pulled i was driving to your place and as soon as i get off the freeway if anyone drives on the fucking freeway their windows roll down you have a that's
Starting point is 00:40:20 crazy you have a death wish anytime i see someone doing that i'm like some people their air conditioner might be up and they need some air if it's hot yeah i just can't imagine how much worse like when it's like the sounds if it's either loud like if it's you're going fast and it's loud or it's not you're going slow and it's just you got all that smog all of that inhaling but as soon as I get off the freeway I if it's nice out I'm like windows down this is why we pay the mortgage that we do this is why we pay the rents convertible and I used to have a convertible like that's just like that is like a big and again 99% of the people you will see driving their cars in LA will have their windows down as soon as they can and um I was listening to like
Starting point is 00:41:04 Cowboy Carter and I like pulled up to a stop sign and there were like one guy in his car on one side of me and then another guy and then there was someone on their guy the other guy on his motorcycle and we're at the stoplight and they were all like whoo and like we're all and I like look over because like I didn't even I was not I was in my own world enjoying and they're like love it and I was like and we're all like vibing with it like turn it up and we're doing that but like i can't imagine someone being upset and then knowing someone's upset with me you know what i mean so i'm like is it like are you listening are they like get that lib music out of here and then i'm like sure piss them off but if it's just like you it's if it's kind of like the thing that pisses me
Starting point is 00:41:49 off on the road are the people who what do they do with their when they not just revving their engines but when they specifically alter that to make it so fucking loud for no reason and they just rev and rev and rev when we're in standstill traffic i'm annoyed as hell because you're just doing that to be annoying so i think if it's like you want the attention maybe go on american idol sing those songs in front of katie park in your driveway and just yell like you can be in your car i love when once i park and i'm in my driveway and i can turn my music like i love just sitting on my car singing or get a convertible and but do tell us what what car you drive and what people are mad about or if you just think they're mad because if people are mad they'll tell you they're
Starting point is 00:42:42 mad and how many people have you annoyed this way that's what i want to know something that you do all the time and how do you know that you annoyed them do you have like a big a huge bass in your car but i don't even feel like the music you're listening to has noah khan with a heavy bass he's hilarious is there bass even in his music how do i know never heard it you know if you get into the sad girl coffee shop vibes i've been there and i've saved myself i'm out you haven't no i know you haven't been there in a while and i know if you get there it's not going to be i haven't been there since i was driving my ford focus i haven't been there i'm gonna tell you right now if they're driving a ford focus doing this that's wild shit that's not the right vibe hell i even said you
Starting point is 00:43:32 get the kia soul i'm not saying you have to get a convertible but you have to get a car that matches is the vibe because when i'm driving when i was driving my little blue convertible bug and i am the lasting a thousand miles by vanessa carlton and i get stopped and drug dogs search my car that's the vibe that's wild that's what i was singing in my court focus it would be on i literally had a station because i had xm serious xm whatever they serious just then and i had a station there was a station called coffee music or something and then i had it set to colby calais so also sad girl coffee music right so then it would like pull music i mean spotify was around and like what else i don't know but it would just like whatever was playing like it
Starting point is 00:44:29 would pull it into one thing pandora existed too but i just liked was it the radio it would be like dj's doing but it would like if something was playing that matched the vibe it would change the station it'd be like this song is coming up i feel like that could make a comeback yeah serious xms i feel like they're more focused on podcasting now though they are so it was kind of like it was like i had a live dj mixing that's what i was gonna say i feel like dj culture is crazy right now so i feel like people would actually really love that so i love that please let us know if you go forward focus it's imperative all right we're gonna take another break when we get back we'll get into what are they
Starting point is 00:45:26 all right we're back from our break and we'll get into but are you wrong oh no you haven't read the next one never mind oh i forgot about it anyways okay i work in an academic lab as a graduate student where i'm one of the only domestic students and have 10 plus international students from four countries i'm currently battling some innate sexism in my lab to set the scene, I'm moving at a fast pace in my research to graduate with my PhD at a prestigious university. We don't have any other lab manager type other than me who schedules presentations, group meetings, or lab maintenance roles. This is an agreed upon position usually taken by an upperclassman. It has recently only been women and does not add to our career. We have a problem
Starting point is 00:46:12 where the women take on all of the cleaning and administrative tasks and the men seem to push it off or leave to not even be asked. A recent incident when the biggest culprit suggested two other women take over as lab manager as I stepped down and I called him out with a group as why does it have to be a woman? Then a few weeks later, refused to clear a whiteboard for a female colleague because it wasn't his job. He refused to clean up after lunch along with three other men. Our boss was there for the latter. I brought this to our boss's attention because it's not just annoying, but it also takes time out of my day to do the tasks that really should be shared by the group our boss is a female and noticed group things but not that this
Starting point is 00:46:50 individual and then kind of pushed it to cultural differences but something that should be brought up some lab mates think i went too far to bring it up especially because i called him sexist am i wrong no you're not wrong at all sexism is deeply prevalent in this space and that's why i when i went to school i was a physics major and i didn't like what i was looking at you didn't like looking at your future yeah yeah yeah um it was all guys and they were all weird and i was like i gotta get out of here i know if you're gonna be all men at least be like a group of men is a murder of men but at least be a fun murder of men or like a vibey murder of men don't be like a weird murder of men yeah so i commend anyone that's sticking it through and no you're not wrong i also have a
Starting point is 00:47:41 deep issue with using cultural differences as an excuse in a school setting i don't think that like i think cultural differences of how you date what you do and what you're interested in based on what you were socialized with or what you grew up with or whatever like you're allowed to have those things and how you carry yourself but when that puts other response puts responsibilities on other people for a non-elective thing aka fucking school or your job no no no no no no no and then let alone like you can have uh accommodations or anything based on anything based on disability or religion or anything but that needs to be something you establish with with your boss that's not like uh oh i actually don't touch i don't clean things up because in
Starting point is 00:48:37 my culture men don't do that that's not it can be oh i have a latex allergy which is to be a hard field to be in if you have them but like i have a latex allergy so i can't do things that yeah i can't i can't do anything that requires this and then that would have been established ahead of time people know and you would go out of your way to make sure people knew that you weren't just trying to get out of helping and you would have a different task to help so i think if your teacher doesn't do anything or your boss sorry if your boss doesn't do anything to me that's not like a well if i tried it's a who else can i tell but and also like if you weren't there it would need to get done so what would happen if you weren't there who's gonna do it right
Starting point is 00:49:21 fuck off yeah i can't stand this shit all right yeah you're not wrong now it's time for but are they wrong and that's when we pick somebody from the world nature people places things that are wrong in a situation and i'm up first so today i will be addressing a very weird and troubling situation that happened in hantsville alabama which is a town that has 3 000 people isn't there a huntsville too there is a huntsville that's confusing and that's in alabama too right weird the grand jury just recommended the immediate abolition of the hansfield police department and they are citing that there's a rampant culture of corruption and are declaring that the department has more of a criminal enterprise than a law enforcement
Starting point is 00:50:26 agency this comes after there has been an indictment of five officers officers including the police chief one of their wives on a variety of felony charges you know what they say about one bad apple not that there's just one bad apple it spoils the whole bunch district attorney champ crocker what a name describes a department riddled with systematic failures the grand jury's investigation uncovered a disturbing lack of security in the evidence room photos revealed a hole in the wall with a broomstick used to jimmy open the door video footage showed unauthorized individuals routinely accessing the room, compromising evidence crucial in criminal cases. This negligence, the grand jury argues, directly contributed to the tragic death of a
Starting point is 00:51:25 dispatcher named Christopher Willingham, who died of a drug overdose in August 2024. While no one has been charged with his death, the grand jury stated that Willingham had unfettered access to the unsecured evidence room even on the day of his death the autopsy report revealed a lethal combination of drugs in his system holy shit so chief jason wayne martin 51 is charged with failure to report an ethics crime and tampering with physical evidence which one do you think that is it tampering and what was the other one uh failure to report an ethics crime and tampering with evidence and he's 51 all of these okay let me go through the ages from like lord of the rings let me go through the ages and then it's not gonna help we're just gonna see if it helps
Starting point is 00:52:24 there's someone 51 someone 37 no one's 37 in this someone 39 there's nobody someone 44 and someone 63 everyone in this lineup is over 15 by the way the oldest age was what 63 and that's the woman so that's not true that is a 90 year old woman who shouldn't be even working she should be cashing in her social security and in a retirement home and you know i'm all for like i'm all against people well you don't look your age blah blah i hate that shit except for when it comes to hateful people this is also they someone has to be lying and are what do these people have against sunscreen yep and i have to assume they're also uh enjoying a recreational substance or two i mean the rapid aging is crazy we will get through these charges
Starting point is 00:53:19 and that yes that is correct guess the 51 year old this is jason shane marlin the chief green shirt tiny head no british love island swoopy hair hoodie um rapid that's two people that's two people actually three okay green hoodie rapidly aging yes yes that's him that is him all right and then we've got he's five not these men are tiny then we've got officer cody kelso and uh jason will banks they face charges including computer tampering use of an official position for general for personal gain and conspiracy to commit a control substance crime i think the only person who knows how to use a computer there's only two options is both the men
Starting point is 00:54:20 with facial hair and maybe the one in the white hoodie but i don't know that any of them know how to work a smartphone let alone a computer so this is the 37 year old white hoodie yes okay i mean that's the one that looks the youngest and that he looks the youngest because i go yeah maybe he knows how to use a computer right but he still does not look 37 no at all this is this is troubling someone needs to check the water there's something i think they're doing drugs but i also think they're there's we are not we're not using sunscreen and something is wrong especially with this woman because she is 90 years old then we've got officer officer william shell nut 39 is charged with tampering with physical evidence okay
Starting point is 00:55:15 i'm gonna go with buzzed head because he looks like he would be cast as that in a british show oh so we're only left with the guy with the incredibly sweaty hair no top right oh but that is a 39 year old man no melissa melissa you're kidding top right is a 39 year old man these people lie for sport like this is this is crazy this man was alive during the great depression and we're not even oh no hold on and then we've got reserve officer which means he just comes in when he wants eric kelso 44 and his spouse donna kelso 63 have been indicted on drug distribution charges accused of providing control controlled substances to other officers so these
Starting point is 00:56:19 are the drug dealers that this lady and her husband are in the there's a this woman her husband is in this photo uh-huh and and and he's 44 i don't like either of my options buzz head sweaty bangs she's married to sweaty bangs yes and he's 44 and she's 63 that man is not 44 that man is not but they are drug lords i guess well that doesn't drug rapid aging yeah and they've been giving drugs to the officers and including in this death of this person too and they work there he works there as a reserve officer so he's not there all the time he just gets called in when they need somebody and then she's and she's just she's just your everyday town drug dealer uh-huh if anyone uh is not watching the video to see these which you
Starting point is 00:57:24 really should if she knew how to use tiktok she'd be up in arms of the republican makeup track oh god she would be mad but i know that that eyeliner is she puts it on every day but some of that's tattooed yeah it is so the grand jury's finding paint a grim picture failures to preserve evidence jeopardizing victims and the public lack of oversight leadership negligent training and their pervasive culture of corruption that has eroded the public trust they've been they've even expressed zero confidence in the department's ability to maintain its gel citing concerns about health and safety the sheriff matt gentry has stated his office is preparing to take over law enforcement responsibilities in hansville although a formal request hasn't been made yet
Starting point is 00:58:16 mayor jim sawyer has pledged full cooperation with the investigation and promised swift action he acknowledged the damage done to the city's reputation and i don't believe he was involved because how does the mayor not know what's going on in their jail but beyond that how do you look at your company Christmas card and not go something's fundamentally wrong with this picture like the way if any of them had a lawyer and I was their lawyer the first thing I would say is they did it now is the time to stop lying about your age and we're pleading declined mental state and mental fragility with old age the drugs and the worms have eaten your brain this the recommendations made by the grand jury they said that it immediately need to be disband
Starting point is 00:59:08 disband calling it more of a criminal organization than a law enforcement agent which i would argue all police yeah and then uh any current or former former officer indicted uh should be suspended from law enforcement by alabama peace office standards and training commission the police department is immediately abolished another law enforcement agency whether local or state be tasked with protecting the city based on the investigation by the state bureau of investigations the grand jury fine the hansville police department is a particular and ongoing threat to public safety rampant culture of corruption in hansville which has recently operated as more of a criminal enterprise and a state law enforcement agency the police department has abused public trust by its
Starting point is 01:00:03 failure of oversight lack of leadership and negligent training and hiring the police department failed to account for preserve and maintain evidence and in doing so has failed crime victims and the public at large the evidence is unusable the grand jury have zero confidence in the ability to maintain a jail or meet public health and safety needs of jail personnel or inmates which they can't even meet their own personal safety needs so understood their teeth or or put sunscreen on or drink a glass of water the death of chris willingham is direct results of hansville police negligence lack of procedure general incompetence and disregard for human life and so this is scathing and also the zero confidence is quite literally one of them like that is such a cutting
Starting point is 01:00:56 phrase yeah especially like in south where people claim to love the police but they don't actually when they're coming after people that look like them uh white people a lot of the community wouldn't go on record with like the news people to be interviewed and i'm like what is happening in this town can you imagine calling the police and the free stooges show up and and their and their elderly drug dealer like right and it's like well who are you gonna call when something bad happens these fuckers this is who i'm supposed to fucking call right but also like the fact that like the only person that i saw the news was able to interview was this woman of color i don't she was some kind of brat i don't know what she was but that was the only person that would do an
Starting point is 01:01:51 interview like nobody would stop someone needs to check in on the townspeople because i fear every it's going to be all these it's going to just be a town full of benjamin buttons they're all old and on strong like did they again i'm like maybe they said fuck fluoride let's put meth in the water maybe this woman looked this woman is 90 no i'm talking about the woman that was interviewed by the police yeah she said i'm not vibrant she's like i'm not them i'm not like them the only person that will be interviewed that's crazy other people are like don't do that to don't do that to our old folks home also known as our police department like these people look like they should be taking a power walk around the mall i don't think they can make it around the mall
Starting point is 01:02:35 no and i don't think i really don't think they should be carrying no this is crazy yeah where the fuck did you find this it just popped up on the news I'm dying thank you for making this a visual event because the fact that like I pride myself on being incredible at guessing games that that was hard for me I knew that you would love it that was very hard I had to bring it in and like Melissa said we're not here for like age shaming people except for when we are and mostly what i'm doing is shaming i'm not going to be like paying attention to other like other people will be like oh my god i care about i care so deeply about how people spend their food stamps
Starting point is 01:03:22 i don't care at all neither at all i i do care eat that's all i care about like eat and i don't even care if it's not even nutritious yeah i don't give a shit consume anything whether it makes you feel good it helps you do something or you enjoy it love that for you but i do have a lot of um judgment for a group i have a lot of judgment for a town who thought it was okay to have a group of drugged senior citizens who look like extras from lord of the rings hop on and say protect and serve how about more drugs i just can't get over the fact that not one man in that picture was over the age of 55 i also can't get over the fact that not one man in this photo is over six feet tall they're all five nine melissa and they're one there's like two that
Starting point is 01:04:25 are like six feet yeah tiny head is right about six feet and the british one is 5 10 you can't tell me he doesn't look british like and also like you guys are bad friends what do you mean you're you're your temp co-worker who comes in your contractor who comes in every so often to be muscle when you need him there which by the way what do you need him there for you're not doing anything you're talking about bangs yeah baby bangs it's not baby bangs those are actually those are bangs bangs so when sweaty bangs comes in and he says hey y'all meet my missus and they say the crypt keeper and he goes yeah and she goes want some meth and they go sure sure she's
Starting point is 01:05:12 also significantly older than him 20 years old and i'm just like you guys are bad fucking friends where you're like not gonna say anything that your your co-worker is is is is dating a woman with to upper and lower marriage oh yeah married to a woman with tattooed upper and lower eyeliner who is seconds away from death she is so old and she's on drugs and she's a drug dealer and you're not gonna be like hey man she's small she's only five she's five three you know that you know her being short makes me even more afraid of her she's he's her muscle but he's only five nine yeah but those bangs are quite distracting you could really like if he just walked up to me with those sweaty bangs and i'm looking him in his eyes we're eye to eye level i need you to
Starting point is 01:06:04 look up hodor from more from um game of thrones right now i know who it is but to me i think they watched game of thrones and they said let's get the man with the shaves head who looks british and let's get this guy who looks like hodor he'll hold our doors while we keep them unlocked and get everybody hooked on drugs whatever happened to getting hooked on phonics works for me all these people have hilarious names i know so thank you for this melissa you're welcome i'm quite addicted to it we're gonna take another break when we get back we'll get into megan's we're back it's my turn I was going to talk about Avery Woods but I don't want to i just think that she's an i don't care enough to do enough research i she's the woman who had
Starting point is 01:07:15 that tiktok was like i love my daughter but i love my son my son has my whole heart she went she invited the one of the guys from she wanted to handle on her podcast and then she talked about how like she's like trying to have sex with him she's married and she's like i had two c-sections my vagina's pristine like i'm not ripped end to end and everyone's like what and people are like she's being so mean to christians um i don't care about people being mean to like a certain kind of christian and like she had a point up until a certain point i'm just gonna read you this and then i'll get into my real one but i just have to say this part but this is like i don't know enough about this to like totally do a breakdown because i can't sit and fucking watch her podcast
Starting point is 01:07:53 like i'm not doing that um she says i that's not even why i'm oh that's why i'm not even christian never been religious but my haters have like blessed mama for in their bio and they're like you're a fat ugly mom you're a fucking whore okay i understand that i've had lots of people who have those kinds of things thereby who say things and then she says yeah like Jesus is gonna
Starting point is 01:08:12 spank you later if you keep it up literally he's gonna bend you over and fuck your ass he's going to pop higher on your ass if you keep up this bullshit
Starting point is 01:08:20 I hope he does they deserve it no Luke but okay that's not even funny no it's just like
Starting point is 01:08:28 overly descriptive and she's just like talking about how much she loves like anal and apparently this guy's like uncomfortable or whatever but if she loves it so much
Starting point is 01:08:35 why does she see it as a punishment that's what I wondered too So I was like, okay, I can't live with that much. But yeah, so that's all I have to say about her. But I feel like people are going to be curious. But I like, I can't, you can't pay me money to fucking watch that shit. Like, I just can't.
Starting point is 01:08:50 So instead, mine also has something to do with yours. It has to do with the police. And if these people are going to get fired or suspended, I might have a new job for them. From the Hollywood Reporter, which is terrifying that that is my source. Okay. Uber with guns.
Starting point is 01:09:06 on demand on armed guard app launches oh no no i saw this united up their ceo killing um so if you're curious yes it is starting in la and new york i do wonder who the clientele for la is i can't think that these people are based in la i have to think they're based in new york because like la is so deeply if you are rich and you could have lived in la for 30 years and i've never been to most of la so those people aren't concerned about like walking through their daily life so i'm like who's paying for that like who's gonna get this some i saw that like the new york people it was like a lot of girls at fashion week paid for it like that were models they were paying for it i'm like okay and then there was a girl that lived in la or a woman that lived in la that
Starting point is 01:10:05 was talking about it so that's how i learned about is that she was talking about how the women at fashion week and since she went on and she was hiring one for what i don't know but she lived in la and so many people were congratulating her and or like saying this is such a good idea in the comments and i was like how did i get on this side of tiktok but continue to tell the people what this is i'm baffled it's an app called protector which beyonce you should sue uh and it says that it allows users to hire on-demand personal armed security along with a lift so it is uber with an armed vehicle so it says on their profile the app store says with the click of a button protector users can schedule veteran and former law enforcement private security personnel
Starting point is 01:10:52 to serve as a personal protection when needed. I can't tell you how much, how little faith I have in LAPD and how much less faith I have in former LAPD. Uh-huh. And also people from the army. Oh my God. What do you mean that you couldn't even cut it in the LAPD?
Starting point is 01:11:12 You couldn't even go to San Bernardino? And now I'm going to be hiring you. The part that's also crazy is like specifically for LA, private security exists. People have private security. they hire them all you can go on websites i know how to hire private security i'm familiar i know people who work in i've had security for things like this is not like a a like a thing that is like a anyone who needs it can get it and can pay for it that way but this is not like bringing
Starting point is 01:11:43 protection to the everyday person no it's great it's still crazy fucking expensive um so they say that all the personnel are credentialed active duty or retired law enforcement. And as part of the service, users can choose the number of escalators or similar vehicles that are part of the motor case. My kids don't know how much you don't need a motor case. As well as the type of uniform that the guards wear. Uniforms include business formal, business casual, and tactical casual. I need a Pinterest board of tactical casual. Please explain to me what is it army pants and flip-flops is it a tool belt and a mesh tank top what's going on so the cost for one guard and one car for a five-hour duration which is the minimum that you can book is a
Starting point is 01:12:32 thousand dollars plus an annual membership fee of 129 dollars now here's the thing that's not cheap but that is actually not the prices it should be for five hours of security if you go through a private security company it will cost you more they will be better vetted they will have a better all of that stuff and so i'm like okay this is too expensive for the everyday person but not expensive enough for quality protection right um and then it's also they're driving you so like you're paying like that's included in the price for five hours like that's just uber by itself not even rush hour right not even price surge but get ready don't worry you can split the cost because there is a cost splitting function meant to make it more accessible so
Starting point is 01:13:25 you can split it with five of your friends uh-huh uh-huh so the there was promotional video that was posted on x that like literally uses the murder like footage of the murder of the united healthcare ceo being like now what if a protector was present i'm sorry a protector they would have got shot too and also stop this is not a marvel movie like we need our protector we need a hulk and the crisis could have been averted and then they do reenactments nice nice very cool very cool and the uh former meta product manager says that he's worked on an advisor and he refers to it as uber with guns i thought that's what we were calling it they say no we love that thank you that's exactly what this is and it is fucking crazy so uh there's also a sister app called
Starting point is 01:14:17 patrol that is billed as neighborhood security solution where neighbors are meant to crowd meant to crowdfund security services like patrol cars oh i see nothing wrong with this this doesn't go badly at all by any means huh huh and it's just crazy that seems to be that everybody used to work at meta have you gone to the instagram page no i'm afraid please go it's get protectors it's the instagram page and they have each of the people you can hire doing a little video introduction about themselves stop it pick me pick me and that um wait it's protector what's it called it's get protectors and they also have the footage from the ceo shooting too they're spending so much money just on these videos i wonder if i recognize anyone oh you're a retired nypd and you are not
Starting point is 01:15:11 that old what did you do and like the uh the caption is just chris is a protector george is george is a protector greg i'm telling you right now greg does not give me protector vibes no oh sean and his excessive lip balm i also don't feel protected by taylor's 5-8 there's no way this man's a protector i'm okay with alec joey is 5-2 gavin gavin you look like you could do so much more with your life you could be an extra i think gavin could be an extra at least a featured extra maybe even actor peter needs a hair transplant so many of these men either don't know how to read or they are naturally cross-eyed because watching them try and read the teleprompter is alarming your eyes shouldn't cross when you're reading a teleprompter
Starting point is 01:16:05 joey is five feet on a good day joey's joey is an joey's a petite i don't like how royce is smiling at me so many of these i could say upload the same video to central casting and i promise you this will this will fare a lot better for you well i don't recognize anybody but this is just crazy to me because i can't stress enough how many private security companies there are with a plethora of like security guard like like who do bodyguard protection all of that so these are the rejects of the region yep and the money that they're asking for like this is just this is crazy it's just fundamentally crazy and I think women using this as being like a this is going to be helpful for x y and z or whatever I I hope it helps you with whatever you need and what you
Starting point is 01:17:06 know if it's your getaway car you need to slash the achilles of your ex-boyfriend okay but if you think that it's something else like we're going out to the club and this is a good look no no no by the way everyone you can call a club and say you're looking for security and they can recommend you people at your specific club and i and even people even have issues with private security that are like really really high profile kim kardashian in paris like all of this kind of up like they're people will get fired for things and you know who i need to do an interview on this he will never i need julian julian tell me what you think about this not julian julius oh i was like who the hell is julian i need julius move julius i need julius talk no he doesn't and you
Starting point is 01:18:04 know why because he's a good security guard he's a protector and he's the actual protector yeah listen to the song protect no this is the song bodyguard and then this is the song protector yeah unrelated but she should too i just think this is so fucking hilarious and if i see anybody i know who like starts to follow them i'll die i'll be like it has to be you're crazy it has to be a joke no one i know the fact that they have 12.1 followers already it's hilarious oh my god and like former lapd chief like this is so the people who are like so fucking concerned about the safety in los angeles i cannot stress to you all enough have quite literally never left the five mile radius they live in they've never been to these
Starting point is 01:18:48 places that they are so afraid of it's crazy it's so funny they don't even cross they don't even go on certain freeways you guys yeah oh my god i'm addicted i'm addicted i just have to say i usually am not advocating for everyone to become an actor but like at least do that instead at least or like whatever happened to being a personal trainer or being security at a nightclub that there are so many opportunities for that or like or actually getting trained to be an actual bodyguard yeah that would be a good like you're glorified you're an uber with a gun like you're driving people that's your job is to drive people and have a gun imagine barfing in the back of this car that man has a gun you you imagine being a woo girl in the back of this car
Starting point is 01:19:44 that man has a gun and he's been in the military and he got kicked out of the lapd he's five two he has nothing to lose like i just love how we're like you know it's we as women we don't feel safe an uber is you won't make me feel more safe if the man driving the uber had a gun and was in the military like this man has the ability to kill me he has the will to kill me he has the device to kill me and he has the skills to make sure no one ever finds me yeah if you didn't think men could be scarier introducing armed men with military experience and who have been kicked out of the police force which is notoriously hard to do i bet they don't even use their turn signals no all right well thank you for joining us for this episode it's been a wild ride it has well we hope
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Starting point is 01:22:20 spa please and did melissa give off any code like is there a code you know just like staring straight ahead not looking at them because i think the code was i was naked because apparently it's their first day at a fucking spa i need to know i wish we could find out if the woo girls ever interacted with the titty grabbers the titty grabbers were gone by the time the woo girls got there but the finger fucking were still the finger bangers were and the ass grabbing were still there i would love to have like imagine they they were aghast if they had to get naked when they see someone getting absolutely railed that's hilarious that's when you get turned from woo girls into boo girls maybe they snitched i i bet they woo girls would snitch and they
Starting point is 01:23:14 snitch for the greater good it's always like i don't want to say anything they go girl i'll say something i know we just met they have each other to hype each other up yep yep yep they'll they'll they'll do whatever you need okay we will circle back circle back this is a sister sign production hosted by me megan rinks and me melissa d montz plus diamond imprint productions post-production by coco lorenz production assistance by melanie d watson and music by ryan hunter and giacomo picasso

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