Don't Blame Me! - BAIW: The White Michael B. Jordan

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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but am i wrong is when we rant about things that could be happening in our life happening other people's lives something that i don't think like another thing that i've decided to pitch in my head right now is like not enough people are talking about this so we need to talk about it like it's just information where somebody or something is wrong that we feel very strongly about yeah and we might feel strongly about it for the rest of our lives we also might feel strongly about it for the next 20 minutes and we might forget about it and then someone brings it up and you say oh i don't care about that anymore nope now so much might just make up a blatant lie yep she's done that i've done it once i don't know if i'll do it again who knows it was really

funny one time i think if you kept doing it it'd be like no no it's been a long time since i did the last and she didn't reveal it was a lie until the voting after all of the results were in was that i tricked all you bitches you guys are fucking nasty i don't believe this i lied and Melissa is an Aquarius, just to confirm for those of you who are going, yeah, she's an Aquarius. She is, of course, of course, of course. All right. Mine that I'm going to get into this week is very serious and disturbing. You might want to fast forward to the ad break.

Okay. After the ad break, come back. Content warning for physical violence and sexual assault. And my rant for this week is Mike Tyson is absolute garbage. and he just fought one of the fall brothers i don't know which one of them fights but one of them they both do okay so whoever he just fought they just did that and a lot of people were cheering for mike tyson because he's old because he's old and they also don't know all the horrendous things that he has done mods didn't even know all of it and so and i know like after the hangover

he had like this pr makeover but this that's what i was trying to figure out why the fuck do people because i know of him from what he's done i don't know of him from his career highlights i was like why the fuck do all these people know about him and not this part thank you i've been wondering what the fuck how everyone knew okay yeah people think that he's just like this funny guy that was in the hangover but this dude is absolute trash and i need to remind people of that because we should not be cheering him on in any form no matter who he's fighting because he is a piece of shit okay so i'm gonna go down a long list of things that he's done in 1998 he sat down with his wife who is a famous actress i'm not gonna say her name i'm not gonna say any of the victim's

names you can look it up if you want to but this is not there it's not about them this is about him being a piece of shit yeah his behavior and not tying them to his behavior uh-huh and so she sat down with him in an interview with Barbara Walters for 2020. And she said that her marriage to him was torture, pure hell, worse than anything I could possibly imagine. And after this, there was a headline that came out that said that she was the most hated woman in America. And then they described her as a gold digger who married Tyson solely for his millions. Keep in mind, like she's an actor she's been in a lot of things she has no reason to go after him for his money she does deny that she even received any money from their divorce and that she has nothing to do with him

now according to him in his book that he wrote called fire and fear the inside story of mike tyson tyson admitted that he punched her in the face and said and i quote that was the best punch i've ever thrown in my life he also then bragged about it on oprah then you can look at the clip oprah like the audience is rolling i think they think he's joking and then oprah gives like this like embarrassed laugh she's not she's very uncomfortable and she does not go along with it um and she didn't know what to do in the moment i part of me thinks the audience didn't hear what he said right because like it's a shocking reaction they're like rolling i know and i'm like did you did you listen and then the next the next episode oprah like had a prepared thing that

she said where she was like this she didn't stand by anything that he had said and then in 1991 he was charged with one count of rape two counts of criminal deviant conduct and one count of criminal confinement against an 18-year-old. He was then convicted of the rape charge in February of 1992, and now he's registered as a tier two sex offender under federal law. In 1992, another woman accused him of sexually assaulting her in 1989. In 2006, he was arrested on suspicion of a DUI and felony drug possession. He nearly crashed his car into a police SUV after leaving a nightclub in 2011 he gave an interview in which he made comments about sarah palin including crude and violent descriptions of interracial sex in 1997 he was in a boxing

match with evander holyfield which was um initially dubbed the sound and the fury and then later renamed the bite fight because he bit evander holyfield in his on his ear twice it was bleeding i was watching this live as a child i am permanently scarred for life from seeing that and then and the fight was halted in 2023 last year an unnamed woman filed a five million dollar lawsuit against him accusing him of raping her in his limousine she accused him of kissing her several times before pulling off her pants and continuing with that uh in 2015 he also endorsed donald trump this man is fucking weird and to quote himself this is a direct quote from mike tyson my whole life has been a waste i've been a failure i just want to escape i'm

really embarrassed with myself in my life yeah let's stick to that please leave please disappear i do not need to hear about you or see you ever again he's telling us exactly who he is he always has been and this like i saw this thing of someone being like what's going on with this like i i saw people saying like i hate mike tyson but i hate jake paul more and so like i want him out and like because even months when i was talking to him about this i was like i'm so lost on this like mike tyson thing of being like a quote-unquote redemption arc that it's like people are giving him a redemption arc that he never he never did like he it's giving the greatest showman i'm gonna forgive you for saying these things without your apology like it's like he didn't do anything

like he didn't he's not trying to earn your he's still that guy he's never said he wasn't that guy he's always said he's that guy and matz was like well i mean it's jake paul so it's pretty similar and i was like no no no because mike tyson has been on this earth three times as long as jake paul imagine jake paul doing everything he's done for three years like three more lifetimes like if anyone wants to say like oh well you know they're i'm not saying that one person is better or worse than the other but one person has been doing the bad things for longer than the other person has been alive like yep it's just like jake paul can also be a horrible person he could also be all of those things mike tyson just because you don't know this but like specifically that

interview with oprah like i will never forget it i will never forget it either i watched that live as well i was an i had an oprah box set i was an oprah kid i loved oprah and i remember watching it and i don't know if that was on my box set or i had seen that on like rerun somewhere else or whatever if i that was before after but it will never like leave me and like it was the first time i ever saw another woman wrecking and like i don't as a kid i don't think i knew what it meant but like as an adult seeing another woman recognize that like this man is not safe right and like she's standing in front of him and she might be so powerful she might have a studio there she might have an audience the audience is laughing and like in that moment like her being

like i don't know that i'm even safe in this room with you with all of these witnesses and that like is such a scary feeling especially like in the year of everybody being like oh yeah man versus bear now imagine a man with the strength of a bear now imagine a man who like we're not talking about like just a random man we're talking about someone who has like physically trained to do and like evoke that kind of harm onto other men who have signed up for that and unleashing that on a woman yep there is zero redemption arc to that for me i think the redemption arc is literally leaving everybody alone forever and that's never hearing from you again no and when you have still things happening to you as little as last year that tells me that nothing has changed no nothing

has changed at all and i think he i honestly think that he agreed to fight jake so that he could get money to pay this woman without a doubt it's all set up and like if anyone's like well jake Yes, these this is someone who you hate. And if you want to keep watching Jake Paul, someone you hate and you want to watch him get his ass handed to him, stop giving him money because this man is setting up his own fights to get to set up for the outcomes that he wants to get money from. You're never going to see him get his ass fucking knocked out. It's not going to happen. So like stop giving him money to do this and hoping like, well, if only it's this guy, only this guy who does this no no you're falling into his insane trap he doesn't want you to like him he wants

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Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit wayfair.ca. Wayfair, every style, every home. okay on a much lighter note buying is a hot take that is very leo of me it's self-centered it's prioritizing me over the well-being of other people including their mental health for my own self-validation but that's why it's a hot take I think the ultimate level of knowing that I have made it biggest compliment ever I am the hotness monster is I kind of want someone to get catfished with my photos didn't that happen before so it has happened but like I wasn't I

didn't know enough about it and like I don't know if they were lying and they were just trying to get me to like message them back to be like oh my god I got catfished with someone with your photos was like damn that's kind of a good pickup but you were also cum slut natasha yeah so i was a cum tribute so that i thought was like the i mean i'm gonna be real that's probably that's up there i've never had i've never been involved in like being on the other side of a catfish kind of a thing and here's the thing i really want the parameters to be specific i don't want there to be i want to feel safe i don't want there to be any harm to my life i don't want someone to actually think that we are still dating. I want someone who is in touch with reality, but was just

delusional and or thought I was so hot that they couldn't say no to. But then as soon as they find out it's not me, they drop it. I don't want them being like, no, I'm convinced and then showing up at my home. OK, so there's a lot of stipulations to this to this thing. Being a cum tribute was wonderful. That was amazing. That was awesome. Nobody don't don't do that to people without their consent unless they've explicitly said they would love that. It happened to me and it just so happened you found someone who said that's so flattering thank you so much for printing out photos of me or risking the health and integrity of your ipad and ejaculating all over it like do you want to give people the backstory if they don't know the lore behind this

so a couple years ago it was more way more than a couple years ago we know i don't have a sense of time six years ago five it was like the beginning of this podcast so 2017 right yeah i think i was sick i was staying up late i was in bed and matz was like sleeping next to me and i was awake and i was that would that would add up to timing yes so 2017 scrolling on twitter and someone like messaged me or something i think about like or they might have said wait this is megan rinks and like tagged me in it or something like that and it ended up with me scrolling up and seeing this one that started was a I think it was the iPad was the first one. I don't think it was a printed photo was an iPad of a picture of me for my Instagram. It should be noted it was

a sponsored post. So boy, boy, Chloe fragrances. Just know that that image worked. I don't know if they bought the perfume, but they liked what they were seeing. And it was a photo of me. My Instagram pulled up and there was a dick and there was cum all over that photo of me. And I looked up and it was an account with my photos called cum slut Natasha. And this is where I learned what a cum tribute was. I had no idea. No clue. Most people I talked to had no clue what this was. And here I am in bed with my sex and being like the way I want to wake you up and show you a dick. And he would have been like, what the fuck? And she would post these photos of me from my Instagram or whatever, but they would be obviously cropped without like my username and

stuff and she would post like oh like who wants to claim this photo and then someone would click claim or someone would respond claim and in order to claim the photo you would have to show a photo of you ejaculating on that photo and then she would take down the original because you had claimed that photo because you came on it much like a dog would piss on his territory and everybody was like do you want me to report this i like told my man and i was like no i'm obsessed with her like she's an icon i love her i'm so deeply flattered that's amazing and i thought what's better than a stranger coming on an ipad with your photo on it someone who has developed a deep absolute loving bond with someone who's so clearly pretending to be me that you suspend disbelief

because i am so hot here's the thing could i follow up with andrea russet who was on the tv show catfish before cammy was on because someone was pretending to be her i'm sure she would tell me that was probably traumatic and like it was not i don't think i've ever seen her full episode but like you know it was really bad but like we've we've all seen catfish we know there are two different kinds of people on catfish there are people who are they truly believe to the depths of their soul that katie perry is interested in a balding 42 year old man from akron ohio and no matter what they will refuse to change when they meet the person who's behind the account they say them, they say, no, it's actually Katy Perry. It's have your teenage dream. I'm her 48 year

old dream. Like there are some people like that. And then there are other people who are like, oh man, they're giving like villain from Scooby-Doo, like our rats foiled me again. That's who I want. I don't want the ones who are like, no, no, it's actually her. And this all started because someone DM'd me two years ago and said they were catfished by my photos, but they'd never said anything else. And Nev nor Kami never reached out to me and they didn't give me any more details so I do kind of think it was just a pickup line which is a really good pickup line so I'm just adding it to my bucket list I want someone to have been catfished by my photos and here's the thing for those of you and I know there's some of you because you've

told me who pretended that I was your cousin in like a club penguin chat I love that too it doesn't hit the same but if you did that let me know too I'm fine with that I think that's fun using me as like street cred obsessed I don't think that as long as no one's

getting hurt mentally or physically I'm fine with this I'm okay with them going through a little bit of sadness and turmoil yeah but it doesn't have to be like

when I say hurt I mean like I don't want them to be scammed out of money but if they got scammed out of money imagine I want that money

do you think I would have like a legal no damn then I hope they don't get scammed Yeah, I feel like with Cump Slut and Natasha, she should have been charging people. I know.

And give me a cut. Right. You can run the Twitter account. Like, that's a lot of work. Charge people $20 to claim the photo. Yeah. And I was like, it's that easy? I was wearing all of my clothes.

It was hashtag ass. It was like your face sometimes. Just like a face. Sometimes you couldn't even see my face. Sometimes it was just me in like a slouchy sweater. And I was wearing pants. like men want one thing and it's disgusting and what they want is to stake their claim yeah and a woman who has no idea who they are natasha what a time hope she's well i forgot

about that until right now me too until you brought it up i didn't even tie it together to this oh i didn't i thought i remember no i forgot her name i was like well you know when that thing happened i love that but i forgot the whole it was a whole account let me look up and see if she's still there oh i'm so afraid to search this on elon musk's twitter there's like no censors i have a fake twitter hold on i know i can't find her maybe she took a stand against elon musk she said i'm not on this app anymore maybe well it was it was fun while it lasted all right well we're gonna take a break when we get back we'll get into but are you wrong In Toronto, every arrival is a statement, and nothing says it better than this.

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you are in the wrong about. So it could be, would I be wrong if I did this? Or was I wrong for doing this? Or am I wrong or are they wrong? And we will let you know. So it is all anonymous. So please don't use any real names, use fake names, but do include your real age and other people's real ages. You know, you can fudge a year, but like if we age it over, but specifically like we want to know if you're 30 or you're 22 there's a difference there um and you can let us know your pronouns if you would like and let's do it all right first up hey megan and melissa i am wondering if i'm wrong for not taking my boyfriend of little over a year home with me over thanksgiving break so i'm 26 and you she her pronouns my boyfriend and i started dating about this time last year of course

when I went home for Thanksgiving, our relationship was super new and neither of us was ready for a holiday together. My grandma is pretty sick, so it's a given I'm going home. Last night, he volunteered to come home with me for Thanksgiving. I told him I'd check with my family. That was just to buy me time. I know they'd love if he came. I just want this time with my grandma, especially if this could be her last would i be wrong to tell him he can't go i feel bad but i don't want to have focus on anyone else oh i'm sorry i feel like that's odd that he's trying to go but i'm just a bitch i'm sorry about your grandma um does i just want to check does he have people that he's going to go home with for thanksgiving or is he going to be by himself because that would be my first

thing uh if he's going to be by himself still iffy uh but like i think this is a time when you take somebody home with you especially if they don't really know the other people you are entertaining them that whole time they have to be with you the whole time and i just do not think that this is the right time to be taking somebody new introducing somebody new into an equation when you have a grandma who is sick i agree wholeheartedly and i as someone who like does not have a fit like family to go to i before months and i were dating i spent it with friends like and that's something that like i would never ever want the first time i had gone to spend a holiday with matzah's family like we spend christmas i would have never wanted to spend christmas

with his family if like the pretense of being there is like this is grandma's coming to the end like that like it's just like you cannot provide the experience for him that you need to to integrate him into your life and to meet these people and spend time there because like it's not just like i'm a big believer in like when you bring a partner home for the holidays and like you are building a family together you don't just have them hop into all of your traditions things change you have new traditions you do things it's not going to be like it is every year and I think it is this is just like so not the time like this is the time for like tradition this is a time for the things that you've always done the things that bring you comfort because

it might not be like the most happy and fun and festive holiday season and so if I were him I could see myself being like hey if you need me there i'll totally be there but like not thinking like not being offended if i wasn't but offering like hey if you need me there for emotional support i will without a doubt be there and like he might not have expectations for how the holiday goes at all and like just wants to be there to support you um but if that's not what you need and it doesn't sound like that's what you need you just want to spend time with your grandma then like it's like a thank you so like that's really kind of you to offer like i just really want to spend this time with my grandma and like if he has any issue with that that's like the

biggest red flag but most couples don't spend like these level of holidays together if they have people to other people to spend it with until i mean a lot of times these people when they get engaged and then they have to start like figuring out who they do for what holiday or they live together or they have they get married or even like for matzah's parents i think what they did is great but like they didn't they spent christmas with their respective families until they had kids because they were like well they they both had families who they wanted to spend the holidays with and they like love each other but like yeah and then when they had kids they started new traditions and so i think like when you have a partner you have to start new traditions and if

you're not there yet and a little over a year for me is like not i don't think there yet especially the circumstance yeah agree all right so you are not wrong nope okay hi megan and melissa i'm 24 she her and my boyfriend is 24 he him we've been together for a year everything on the surface of our relationship seems perfect a little too perfect i know that my trust issues are you know if it's hysterical it's historical and i really shouldn't put that on him but i needed to know if things were too good to be true. So I went snooping on his phone, of course. I didn't find anything incriminating

like him texting other girls or anything, but what I did find was his Finsta account where he follows a bunch of, to me, seemingly random people and leaves slightly mean comments on their account. The comments aren't horrendous, but he's not being himself. Imagine, I don't know,

a white Michael B. Jordan saying, oh, you think you ate with that sweater? I'm embarrassed to know this man. would i be wrong to break up with him over this first of all i need to know what a white michael v jordan looks like maybe they meant vibes okay okay because i'm like in what way like what are we talking about i don't know this is so funny no this is hilarious i would say we're no longer dating we're staying friends i need to learn about this who are these people is he going on a lexus run being like oh sweetie you got to blend that

foundation or is he going to like his like middle school science lab partner and being like your dog looks crusty like are these like private account like how much time does he spend on his phone i'm so i can't stop i'm floored by this hey i gotta catch my breath because here's the thing are these people you know because like maybe it's a finsta it seems random to her no but like maybe people he knows that's what i'm saying maybe and he's like trying maybe these are like first of all are we talking about is he commenting this on women who can i need to know what the username is what the picture he's using

it's michael b jordan but just like a black and white filter with like the like brightness up like i have to know what you meant by a white michael b jordan like i have to know because i don't think he can mean an essence because this is a this is an anonymous finsta do you mean in the freight maybe she the voice she's reading it out loud in her head is a white michael b jordan that makes no sense no no no no the vibe of her boyfriend gives off like the essence of who like her boyfriend himself is michael b jordan but then he is tweeting or it's putting comments like oh so you think you ate with that sweater okay so what version of michael b jordan michael b jordan in his architectural digest a home tour with his

parents or like michael b jordan laurie harvey down bat like what like he's a multi-faceted man like what what version of him is the newest ones in his credit card commercials where he's at like a restaurant talking about his credit card i just because here's the thing imagine he's commenting on this on his male friends let's say straight male friends or gay male friends post and he's trying to like neg them so then girls comment and be like no his sweater is so nice that's exactly where i was gonna go next what if he's doing this just to like be a troll but like a troll for good to his friends a troll for plus her dick i think that i i need to know i couldn't break up with him i couldn't just break up with him without having a full conversation about what is this maybe he's

really bad at doing fences and it pops up because you know if you have somebody's number saved it'll come up you may know this person and maybe it so happened i need you to get back on his phone and if his phone number is not already connected to the account, connect it so then you can do this next series of events. Be like, I have this random account that they're like, you may know this person. See if he, how he responds to that.

What if you go on that account and you leave one of those mean comments in the style of that on yours? And it's an accident? Yes, yes, that's actually better. So then it looks like an accident. And you're like, I don't know who this person is. Get a mental stick, start crying.

Yeah. And then have a conversation with him about this. Or be like, I think the way that it's going to be funnier, though, is if you actually catch him himself in the act. Like he needs to be actually doing something where you see the account on his phone. Yeah. When is he doing it? That's a good point.

Like pay attention to when he's on his phone. and i think you need to catch him doing it so then you can have a real conversation because everything else could be like a lie to finagle out but if you have a real conversation where you have actually seen the information on his phone so and then he can be like oh i just get bored and i because honestly i think it's funny like it's it's so funny so funny and if he's like i just made this account because i thought this shit was funny and i think then we could have like a good fun with this and we could maybe start doing this on other people's accounts i might be down but we have to have a conversation totally and like earnestly like you're like he is

great at going down on me i know that this is just like something he's doing like figure it out because this could be funny who are these people like i'm yeah if these people is if this is like his childhood librarian like yeah don't do that to her like that's no it's here's the thing it's still funny but i would go that's hilarious we have to be done with that bit we have to move on to some other people like that's the thing it's like if this is like if this is like a childhood bully who like cut you off in in line one time and you've never gotten over it that's fine we can keep with that but like if this is like if this is tabitha brown like stop like stop like it's just like i have to know me to know you're right like i can't like as funny as it would be

to like do the whole thing of commenting on photo it can't be something where you can just delete the account and pretend it never happened i would also be okay if you find out that like you've never seen him on the phone he must be doing this like at work or whatever i think that you need to be like hey i saw something and i need to know i'm like i'm not mad i'm not at all i think it's funny and that can be a lie you're allowed to be mad you're allowed to not think it's funny but you have to lie because we have to understand like what is this and like laugh when you say it and be like that's so funny like wait what happened like what is this and you're allowed to be like psych you've just been like i think that's fucking horrible afterwards but you have

to get all the intel because i do fear that he will just delete whatever and i need to know but most importantly i need to know what you meant by he's a white michael b jordan oh you think you ate in this sweater and i'm sorry like do you is that what you're like like my white michael b jordan i'm like what do you mean that oh michael b jordan's famous line you thought you ate in that sweater like as much as you thought it's oh oh you thought you ate in that sweater i forgot that is that's that's the quote everyone says that's michael b jordan's quote that's his famous quote that's tim guns make it work like crying laughing i have so many questions if it's something that's just stupid i think that we could sit down and be doing these stupid things together and you

could be trolling the the literal perfect people like you could be like you're no no you got to do you got to do ones that are far funnier and like this to me i i understand that you have the ick i do think in this case the it could be reversible if you found out why why and who these people are if he's like trolling a child with cancer yeah that's bad yeah if he's trolling saint jude's that's bad he's trolling i don't know you know miranda cosgrove i would go that girl's been through enough but like if it's i don't know i think the perfect example was his bully that you couldn't get yeah like if it's something like that or if it's your if it's his cousin that's funny like if it's a like um caitlyn jenner great that's fine if it's a girl who

made fun of him when he was little and that stuck with him also fine again if it's jane jude or Tabitha Brown, I would go, there's a bigger issue here. I have some questions, but I can't stress that the most important question is the white Michael B. Jordan thing. I'm sorry. I have, I cannot wrap my head around it because like it's a Finsta. So are you comparing your boyfriend to white Michael B. Jordan? That doesn't help me at all. By the way, I have no idea what that means. I have no idea what that means. Or are you comparing the persona of the Finsta to white michael b jordan i also have no idea what that means of all of the things you've said that's the part i am the most baffled by if you mean solely looks you have to attach an image because

i can't picture it there's everything about michael b jordan's face says black man so there's no i'm wondering if you mean like an albino like do you mean just there's no way no there's there's no way his there's his lips there's no way that he can be an actual white michael b jordan you might find out that your boyfriend's actually not white this might be a learning moment for you if you're like my boyfriend's the white michael b jordan say that to him he might go i'm not white like i'm mixed i don't i just like i i cannot stress enough how that makes and i say this with love i don't think you had i you just i'm just I don't get it.

What do you mean? Okay. And if it's the essence, I need you to describe to me what the essence of Michael B. Jordan is and why that essence has translated to, oh, you thought you ate with that sweater. I'm trying to picture him saying it.

And what age of Michael B. Jordan saying that? Michael B. Jordan in... When he was 12. That 21 movie? I was going to say him in... What was that movie? No, I was going to say he's 12 when he was on All My Children.

oh yeah yeah yeah or when he was on um parenthood doing that rap parenthood you didn't watch that show i know but there was that viral clip of him on that show rapping and people thought he was being legitimate but it was him in character and people thought it was an actual video of michael b jordan i don't like when people talk ill on my man like that i first of all i love i forgot what his rap was like here's the thing with me and michael b jordan you and i are both like any like see we are very good at when he does things like that yes they never happened to me but that was he people thought it was michael b jordan but it was him playing the character on the tv show let me know what era of him this is that you're picturing him saying it and again are we talking

in character or he's walking down the street and for that i could picture killmonger saying i don't know unless that's the only one i can picture and by the way it would be a panty dropper i would go i can take the sweater off in wakanda forever you don't you don't like the sweater i'll take it right off i don't need it we don't need it again unless we've been over this we pick and choose what we love supposed to you were not supposed to stop at what i just said yeah i don't yeah well it's just that was just a moment yeah i was clearing my throat yeah i understand so i need to know how you got there and then how you reference this thinking that we would also understand like that's the part where i'm like you picked our you picked our our boy and i

i do need to understand um what i'm supposed to understand from that i have to move on from this because i will just start laughing i don't i'm addicted i would just start laughing again but also thank you so much for writing in this truly made my day i haven't laughed this hard in so long when i first read this i was like there's no way and i was like i almost was like and that has to mean something else they can't mean michael b jordan okay we're gonna take a break when we get back we'll get into but are they wrong this episode is brought to you by Accenture when your advertising operations fall out of sync everything else follows Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of

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at providence st joseph center uh she worked there from april to may of this year she used several false identities to obtain employment despite not having a nursing license and being on federal probation for fraud. She's suspected of similar crimes at Henry Mayo Newhall Hospital in Santa Clarita. Approximately 60 patients at St. Joseph's Medical Center were affected by Porter's actions between April and May of 2024. She collected several paychecks during this time. She also did the same thing at Henry Mayo in Valencia. At both places, she was in probationary or orientation phase of her employment and was partnered with a training nurse all the shifts she worked. Authorities are seeking information from anyone who may have been a victim of her crimes because they believe it's at multiple hospitals, not just these that I named.

They think that she has been doing this for a while and traveling throughout California doing this. Wow. I'm shocked. like the gall of some people that's like that kid that was pretending to be a doctor for a while and got away with it he was like i think 16 and he was pretending to be a gynecologist i believe and was doing it for a minute a long time had a whole facebook page had a website this is why we need we need to we can't defund the arts like yeah get people back in hobbies get into acting class yes be in a play instead of impersonating a nurse have you ever heard about playing a nurse on tv

community theater might i introduce you to gray's anatomy maybe just watching gray's anatomy maybe that's actually how we got here maybe i was gonna say maybe she watched too much gray's anatomy got too much information about the job i've seen house i know what lupus is it's always lupus you've now made this joke twice today because i keep seeing that everyone says that that's all he would always say he goes it's got to be lupus one of these times and there's only like one episode where he was right i mean we can include this part but we cut this part at the beginning but like as soon as melissa said this i know somebody with this name i did check they i know they were married they did take their husband's last name and i was like thank god

because this person also works in that field legitimately and i was like did they steal this person's identity they didn't but like holy fuck wow what a you don't even get money from like that's not like she was she was getting paychecks but not like rob a bank i think it was the thrill well i think there's a medical thing aspect to it yeah and it was a little like a little bit more safer than a bank she was in orientation so i feel like she just goes through orientation and then what she's done then leaves don't let her find out about being a veneer tech oh god you know that they've gotten like it's getting shut down now for real for real thank god yeah unfortunately those chompers are nubs underneath there for all those people you can get your settlement but

you'll never get those canines back you'll never get your teeth back nope so um mine is an introduction to another big agriculture and this comes from canada we have big potato on our hands and it's not good so for companies who are currently dominating i'll give you the correct this is uh cbc.ca because this is we're in canada it's an alleged quote-unquote potato cartel has accused of conspiring to raise prices of frozen fries and tater tots across the United States. Okay. So there are four companies that like dominate this and they are being accused of sharing details, sensitive inside information, allegedly insider trading for potatoes, all with each other as a part to raise the prices of their goods to make more money.

so there are two proposed class action lawsuits that were filed this week in the u.s uh for mccain foods cavendish farms lamb weston and jr simplot they have alleging that they've all like privately swapped this information to inflate the prices of potatoes fries hash browns and tater tots over the last couple of years one of the claims is they're armed with the same access to each other's data and pricing other sense of information as well as a direct line of communication to each other, the potato cartel moves prices skyward in a lockstep, harming all purchasers of potatoes in the process. McCain and Cavendish are both based in Canada, and they're saying like, oh, no, no, no, we have not violated any antitrust laws. So companies in Canada and

United States are supposed to settle on a price for their products on their own, obviously. But when they coordinate with each other and they agree, it's called price fixing, which makes the price higher for the consumer and this alleged to be started as early as 2021 so in one of the lawsuits a pennsylvania supermarket alleged that they have been working together to fix the price above put competitive level levels since early 2021 and then the document claims again they keep referring to as potato cartel in quotations and i'm like i'm loving this pennsylvania supermarket that said we have a cartel in our hands the spud cartel and it said that the a restaurant owner in the claim it said that a restaurant owner in washington dc noticed the alleged timing and

posted about it online in 2022 so potato companies together control up to 98 percent of the frozen potato products it has worked that it's kind of made everything increase with the lasting two percent even though they do the majority of it lawsuit accuses them of telling managers to only talk about the competitor's pricing over text, not email, to avoid a paper trail so they could be discovered in the event of an antitrust investigation. I'm absolutely addicted to the fact that there's a them saying antitrust and it's like, we don't know anything about that. I'm like, OK, you told some. OK, for sure, for sure. And then there's a second lawsuit filed in Illinois on behalf of a customer who says that the company allegedly used data aggregation

services and a trade associate, Potatoes USA. I have no idea what Potatoes USA is. I will be diving deeper to help swap information in order to manipulate and coordinate the prices and the potato sector in the united states alone contributed over a hundred billion dollars u.s to the national economy in 2021 according to another organization i'd never heard of the potato council big potato big fucking potato and then the potato allegations that are happening in canada come only a mere year after they dealt with something we had no idea about big bread Canada bread was fined $50 million for a widespread scheme to fix the price of packaged bread for 14 years. And they agreed to pay and settle a class action, which was $500 million,

which is the largest settlement in Canadian history. And Big Potato said, hold my talk. I'm about to raise this shit. So we will be keeping our eyes and our spuds peeled for any updates on Big Potato. And just know, you and I'm coming for next week. what big carrot oh i already know about big carrot i had to tell i need i needed some more things to happen with big carrot and i found some more information and big carrot you're next but i will give everybody the um potato thing you're just getting scammed do not buy carrots from the grocery store do not buy them organic or not don't buy any of them specifically organic because that's vast majority of that um but do not buy carrots no you can buy from local farms or grow

them yourself yeah so look it up but you're gonna talk about it yeah i'll talk about it but i just want you to know ahead of okay but yes people don't buy carrots right now because they have eco light all right so that's the end of the episode hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving if you celebrate we do not celebrate thanksgiving in the way of the settlers of this country we we celebrate it in the way of the indigenous people of celebrating family and togetherness we won't be eating carrots and i will be spending my thanksgiving asking everybody i know who is white michael b jordan to you what are you thankful for for white michael b jordan and what when i say that what comes to

your mind strong image and anybody who's everyone who's listening tell me what you think that means yes please please and if it is a person tell me who i have a call for a specific person mary i would like you to make a drawing yep and remember he's white i'm just looking i i googled white michael b jordan it's just him in a white suit i cannot what would this man look like i don't know i don't think i think it's in essence but what does that mean melissa i don't know we'll find out are you white laurie harvey in this like who are you she didn't cast her role and here's the thing i kept telling people who would play them in a movie and the first one i get is white michael b jordan and i that's on you unleashes more questions because i said give me an image

i i the image a big old question mark it's michael b jordan in a white suit that's all i see i'm like okay if she says no think like white killmonger i'm i'm done like there's you want to confuse me even more please update us please i have so many megan has the main question but i i just want i want to be in on the joke me too you can't leave us hanging if you tell me you ghost this man we're gonna have so much beef like we can help you do all of this yeah so yes you would be wrong if you break up with him before we have answers yeah i will never forgive you okay okay okay we've we gotta wrap this up yeah we've been doing this for so long okay we will we will circle back i fully forgot what we said

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