Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Apologized But Left on Read

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the result from But Am I Wrong? 1.5.2023. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and all those that identify as people. This is a brand spanking new episode of Fisting Friday! i like the news um or sportscaster voice hi are you so excited to be fisted on this friday and this if you're in los angeles this is very wet friday we actually don't know if the friday that this airs it will be wet in los angeles because we're recording this on a very wet monday but wet monday does not have the same well it's not monday either it's tuesday but okay okay yeah before we start recording I gave Melissa the spiel that like I'm like not well like I'm always not well but since I've gotten back like I'm not sleeping well but I'm sleeping

so much constantly tired um I ate some chicken that was past its expiration date on Friday I was unwell for two days good yesterday today I don't know what happened but I am back to that like my digestion is it it is it is it's a it's a lot and it's been a process so if I'm a little out of it maybe that's why maybe I'm just losing so many fluids yeah and you're not wet no I mean sadly there are some things that are wet but I personally I think I'm I think I'm losing too much dry a little dry your hydration is negative anyway what if you're new here don't listen to this episode you'll be so fucking confused uh this is a extra episode that we throw in on fridays um call fisting

friday if you've never listened to our podcast before go to an episode that came out either on monday or thursday if you want to know what these results are for go back two thursdays ago this is our our um sat and std results how do you get your sat results um them to you i believe when i took them it was physical yeah we got mail at school like they handed them out at school and then

and then they probably I'm sure they email now it's just so stressful well actually SATs in the south aren't required ACTs are required so I did take the SAT for funsies but ACTs are

more the norm dude I'd be screwed because I mean when I was like the SATs were so like you know the math part I took like a prep class and I retook it like I took the SATs like four times and I got the exact same math score every fucking time like not one point more at one point less like I think I got maybe like three or four points higher in like English or something but it was like this bitch is it's it's the test taking it's not the knowledge base it's like constant yeah like she's not able to finish it like so like she's only gonna she's only gonna get so much that so much of a high score um but the act is when i was like well maybe i should take the acts and i found

out that the acts were science and i was like well fuck no where's the one that doesn't have any of that is it right brained act does have english and stuff too yeah but there's science i was just trying to get rid of the math like if i had to trade math for science like but there's math too that's what i mean like it was like this is gonna be worse sending my wishes to anybody who had to do that within like the last i don't know three years four years like it was definitely a traumatizing process so i have them coming up i don't i don't i don't feel comfortable thinking about us doing the fisting friday intro and there are teenagers listening so like i'm suspending disbelief that it is all it's in all of our pasts my niece who um just turned 16 asked if she could start

listening i said no no 18 21 right what would you say for her never she should not hear the things that i have to say post-mortem yeah that's that's that's it yeah no i agree with that it depends on the episode maybe i just screen certain episodes and she can listen to them yeah if like you if it's like not like severely personal things about my sex life then she can listen to it but anything else is probably fine yeah you know i think it's the the maybe maybe maybe not the ones where you talk about how like if your nieces or nephews ever like you're gonna snitch like you're gonna snitch left right oh she already knows that oh okay i snitched i snitched over i snitched over some things that were on tiktok not hers but her little sister and now

she does not have a phone or tiktok you're welcome yeah she did say to me um please don't tell my mom and i said i already told her too late too late not that i would have listened okay shall we get into the results we shall ready you're up first ready okay so 55 episode 55 not whatever so mine was uh people should not post others opening presents four percent said i was wrong and 96 said i was not wrong i do want to just note that the only exception i have to this is the video that i used in the photo which is the child who receives an avocado and goes an avocado thanks hilarious but i think this is maybe what started it all and why parents are trying to get a viral moment one can if it's cute okay but if it's embarrassing no yep but now

anything goes viral so people are like yeah whatever it makes my kids look bad not me and i go that's not how it works your kids are reflection on you all right next is me keeping distance from a former friend zero percent said that i was wrong 100 said i was not wrong as it should be always and forever then we have writer number one versus brother-in-law that doesn't speak to her and the family that enables him one percent said the writer is wrong 99 percent said the family is wrong i got to assume those two votes were an accident because what there were a couple people that wrote in that said this happens to them too are you fucking kidding me i haven't i didn't look at the messages yet but like because again i've

like i said i've been having constant diarrhea but like i am still mad about this i'm still mad about this and i'm still fucking furious about the um husband who makes his wife wrap his own presence like i've been thinking about both of these people for weeks and just like i just i just want to take them into my home i want them to get tested for covid vaccinated and i want to take them into my home and i want to like swaddle them and like give them tea and just be like okay let's get you a lawyer like i'm so mad on their behalf this says i've experienced this but my with my partner's dad it's not all the time but when he's in a bad mood he basically looks through me and doesn't say a word to me for multiple days at a time the rest of the family except for my

partner is basically like yeah that's just how he gets sometimes he's not good with confrontation etc and it's a wild form of minimizing to the point of gaslighting not cool family is way wrong what the fuck and then next up we've got writer number two versus fellow bridesmaid who brought attention to herself and got gratuities but wasn't the bride for this particular hens who's wrong one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the bridesmaid is wrong and the writer wrote in haha so this is me i ended up speaking to the bridesmaid that caused the issue and she legit admitted her behavior was gross that weekend you had it right about the gratuities she was given extra cocktails and desserts as she kept mentioning to waiters she was also getting married the

following year hey like you know what i i respect people who can own the thirst she was like i was being thirsty i was out of line i would have gave her a little tap on her shoulder and said excuse me ma'am you're being a rude ass bitch get in line yeah you're what yeah it's just i i just think that like i would like to prolong the inevitable bridezilla period of my life so like i mean i mean you've been engaged for over a year now oh no i'm not good well i'm not gonna i don't i think you have to have a wedding in order to be a bride like we're gonna elope we're not gonna have like a wedding wedding like there's no none of it seems again i've said none of it seems fun to me like the planning process i'm like if i'm not of adhd if i'm not getting like

constant serotonin from this like i'm not fucking doing it like there's no way so i just for her i'm like you're already gonna be the villain for a year from now so like why start why start early you don't need to practice no offense okay then we have writer number three versus jemima who was left on read after apologizing 87 said the writer is wrong 13 said jemima is wrong did people write in for this one not really i'm curious about the people who think that jemima is wrong like where you stand on the camp of like not replying to apologies right you know and i wonder if people think that our opinions on pop like if they if this aligns with us being ghosters or not because but it's not ghosting if you continue to have a relationship

but that's what i mean that like i wonder if for us i'm like well i would need a recognition from my apology because i'm a ghoster so no response to me it's like i do that when i'm ghosting like so i'm like oh okay that's what i assume that's happening here then we've got writer number four versus stepbrother todd who was given permission to name their child after the writer's deceased sister 1% said the writer is wrong 33% said the stepbrother is wrong and 66% said the parents are wrong a lot of people wrote in and said both the stepbrother and the parents are wrong but the parents were more wrong yeah I agree with that yeah saying the parents owe the writer more than the stepbrother does for my wrong of the week I nominated Warner Brothers and 98% said Warner

brothers is wrong and two percent said warner brothers is not wrong then we've got wrong of the week coppin state university catfish scandal who is wrong 100 said the catfisher is wrong it's a good picture because it's layered because one it's cammy two she's host of catfish and three she's also from potomac so oh my god i forgot i i was thinking of the two but it was yeah you're right the third one's there you should see i have i have an alarming number of photos of kimmy saved on my computer right now deciding which one to use but she's got so many as soon as i was like i gotta do it like she's like the queen of just those reaction phases those are the results and make sure you vote for the next one and we love reading your responses whether you were

the writer in it and you have like addressing some things that we said or also if you just have an opinion or personal experience it's always interesting to get some other people's viewpoints on this we're soliciting your own opinions as well yes please please write in i love to read your responses even if i don't necessarily read them on air because sometimes everybody's saying the same thing but i like reading them me too and it's just because i didn't read them yesterday um i do i like go back and read them it's always it's always like fascinating like i i like it so i think that's it right that's it okay i hope you enjoyed the fisting i hope you're feeling gaping and satisfied fulfilled and maybe a little empty now that we're

ending while you're while we were recording you felt or while we you were listening you felt fulfilled and now that we're saying goodbye and we're extracting you then you're feeling a little void but you know you can always go back and listen to old episodes if you're still new here and you decided to listen the whole episode you have no clue what our actual show's about so you know go listen to some older episodes but if you listen this whole way through i'm assuming that you like something about us or you're like what the fuck and we are like a car crash

you can't look away and so I think you're going to enjoy what you have to find in the multiverse so that's it goodbye