Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Boob Tape (+Sophia Bush/Rachel Bilson Mistaken Identity)

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from Boob Tape But Am I Wrong? episode. Then discuss Love Island. And for some reason Melisa thought Rachel Bilson went to the NAACP Image Awards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

one fist two fists three fists four five fists six fists seven fists more so welcome to fisting friday where we fist you fist ourselves and i don't want to say fist each other on a friday you have some fisting going on on a friday it's like so if you are here for the first time Welcome, but you've got some work to do before. You need to catch up, understand what we're doing. On this episode, we read the results from last week's voting of But Am I Wrong? So the voting that happened on the Instagram, if you didn't vote and you're like, what? I mean, you can still listen to the results, but you can head on over and to vote for this

week's episode over on the Instagram. And yeah, shall we get into it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So first up, oh, wait, episode 62. And first up was me and my hot take slash lukewarm conspiracy theory that someone's fucking with the Adderall. 1% said I was wrong and 300, nope, and 99% said I was not wrong.

And someone, I think I screenshotted this one. It like literally made me laugh out loud. And I was like, nobody's actually described this better. and i have to share this okay someone replied and said i weep daily i have thoughts bouncing around like the dvd screensaver and i can actually and i can actually think a thought only when it perfectly hits the corner and that's with the adderall and that's literally how i feel like that whole like you watch the screensaver forever waiting for it to finally hit the corner and sometimes you blink you're like did i miss it that's truly the experience so

i co-sign that i'm too i'm too young to understand that reference okay baby infant child gen alpha that's a that's a z-way thing no i know it's funny it was good timing though uh all right and then we've got me telling someone morals over money i didn't hear back from them so i don't know if they heard it i feel like they didn't care or they heard it and they went away so who's wrong one percent said that i was wrong and 99 said i was not wrong i know one person did write and said oopsie melissa's never wrong then we have writer number one versus the friend who used all her boob tape two percent said the writer is wrong 98 said the friend is wrong someone did make the response being like you shouldn't loan someone

something that like a disposable thing like in thinking that you're going to get it back which i don't necessarily disagree with but i think if you want something back but if somebody tells you they're gonna give it back like that's what i mean so like i think like loaning someone something of like oh yeah versus giving are two different things yeah and i think like the caveat of like well i'll replace this like you know i'll do this this and this or even like you loan something i loan a sweatshirt to a friend the only thing i'm like potentially expecting to not get back is money and that's i that's my threshold for why it's i'm not gonna loan money that i financially need to get back

like i would like to get it back but like i'm not gonna give someone money if like it changes my financial security if i don't get it back but for like physical items and shit you know some things if i have like a friend who's not good at returning things but i'm usually expecting to get something back especially if they say they're going to right and then we've got writer number two versus the phrasing of asking a friend to be a friend with benefits 60 said the writer is wrong 40 said the writer is not wrong do they would write it for this one i was like really curious about people's thoughts on this one because it is i i also agree that it kind of landed where i thought it would too like people have very distinctive ways of doing this I couldn't just

imagine somebody being like I'm not not attracted to you no I know like maybe if I was like 18 or something and like yeah and they were around that weren't they a little bit younger I don't remember I think they were younger but like I would have to be in like high school like I don't even know if it could be college then we have writer number three versus sam who didn't agree with the writer about the imbalance of power and age gap relationships three percent said the writer is who the fuck are you and 97 said sam is wrong someone wrote in and said that they and they're not the writer but they ended a friendship with a friend named sam because of their fucked up stance on age gap relationships and they were like this was the most cathartic thing i could ever vote

for. I literally like was in my head and being like, fuck Sam. I was like, I'm so glad. Look at that. And they were listening in their car. Yep. And then we've got writer number four versus switching jobs. 12% said the writer's wrong. 88% said the writer is not wrong. Somebody wrote in writer is wrong only for the sense of missing the toxicity of a workplace when their new job is quiet. It's kind of like toxic relationships. You feel uncomfortable and bored because you're so used to the craziness of the environment, so you think it's wrong to have stuff not happening 24-7. But writer is not wrong for feeling somewhat lonely if they are an extroverted person or if they simply want to have some sort of connection with the people they're working with because work

is where we spend most of our time unfortunately my wrong of the week i nominated pickle me everything and 97 said pickle me everything is wrong three percent said pickle me everything is not wrong i have so many goddamn fucking questions for those of you like it is like pro botulism like is this like survival of the fittest like what is what is your motive in your belief behind why this is not wrong like legally wrong morally incredibly wrong but again this isn't from like this is purely from like a public health and a personal health standpoint what somebody wrote in do you want to read it this lady represents a group of people that genuinely terrifies me okay already already agreeing with you anyone who would put profits

over the safety and health of others knowingly or ignorantly are responsible for 99 of the problems we're facing as a country okay maybe not 99 but y'all catch my drift cough capitalism fortunately i foresee this lady running into challenges that will prevent her from continuing to sell this particular type of product the requirements for producing any kind of processed food especially canned or acidified food and especially in california are extremely unforgiving unforgiving and just from watching her videos and how she's conducted herself i don't think she has the competence to learn researchers are invested in making her products safe for consumers source many years working in food processing including food canneries both in private industry and

regulatory agencies good luck pickle me everything lol i like how you wrote that all right and then we've got wrong of the week dana simmons and dylan charles who's wrong dana and dylan are 100% wrong no slip ups there somebody did say he looked exactly like I thought he looked and he does you know what he's got a thick neck and a bad haircut that's my

ooh you give me a thick neck and a buzz cut I'm running the opposite god damn direction no and he's got he's also kind of got a British haircut and I have to say British men

do not have good haircuts i think the ones that do like the little like that do like a fade with it some people don't do the fade and that's where well most people don't do the fade and that's where the trouble lies where they have just like an amount of hair and then no hair instead of fading it and tapering it out that's when it looks like an accident like a toupee that some someone else's toupee flew off and landed on your head yeah i'm fine with the fit i don't like i do not like white guys with a fade like because it's just especially the uk ones and if they're wearing like i'm i don't it just i'm not the uk ones when they have on tight little suits looks great

we have different tastes no we do we totally do but for me the fade for it to look good it really depends on your hair texture okay so like you could if you are white and you have thick hair and you've got some follicles you've got some thick follicles but for most of them it's you look like a baby chicken you have to go to somebody that knows how to do it because they've got to cut to your grain and a lot of people don't know how to do it properly no and like some when you have like really like very fine very silky thin fucking hair the it doesn't work like you're going to look like a baby chicken like it's just not it's not going to do the things that you want it to do in that way so it's not my vibe but also i watch love island so i've seen

a lot of bad haircuts yeah do they have people that do their hair aren't they there for a long time no they oh they can get haircuts so they can like have someone who comes in and does their hair but like not styling I said do they have somebody that comes in to do their hair no I didn't know if you meant do their hair like style I mean like get haircuts and stuff yeah um but yeah there I need to watch apparently there's trouble in paradise for my favorite couple but apparently my favorite guy is what shack is still good but it's tanya apparently she's not apparently tanya's been trifling and i'm devastated but i'm hoping i haven't opened them but i'm hoping that they've just been like misleading little titles on the subreddit good luck thank you i'm not looking

forward to it okay well everyone enjoy this conversation that we have about a misunderstanding you know who was at the NAACP awards this weekend oh yeah Rachel Bilson like oh that is not who I thought you were gonna say what was she doing there I thought you were gonna say Chessie Melissa Schementi from did you see that tweet where someone was like it's still black history month so i'm not going to say what i need to say but i will circle back march 1st and everybody's like she's got a body she's looking good but i'm not giving her a compliment it is not her time wait why raise rachel bilson i don't know i don't know but maybe she was nominated for something like it might have been an ensemble i don't know i don't

know because oc podcast you mean to tell me no fucking clue you know her you know her more than i do listen i'm telling you right now as far as i know the only thing she's currently doing is an oc recap podcast and the naacp brought her there for like that's there's nothing whiter than both of the rachel bilson on an oc recap podcast who else was some random white person that was there hold on i gotta find this what's that gal's name that she used to be wakanda on the weekend and then she changed it to I don't know if Rachel was there I think you just I think you got did you get her confused with someone else I don't think so it was a white woman there with brown hair that looked like her I don't doubt that but I'm just I'm telling you right now I'm feeling

pretty relieved because again the only thing I know for right now that she is doing is an OC recap podcast and i don't think there's one black person on the oc let alone the podcast what is her other account name because she did a red carpet review this person oh um she has two names and it she did it on her other account and she doesn't have the other account listed here what's her account name again that you have wakanda on the weekend dollar tree grace jones no that's sophia bush same person same person but why was she there because she's like a very very very huge activist like that's like her entire platform at this point she also has a recap podcast of her very white show one tree hill slightly less white than the oc but sophia bush

like sophia bush is almost essentially at this point she still acts she still has her podcast but she is also essentially like a full-time activist like she did her uh wedding in this in i think it was in tulsa and oklahoma and like the entire thing was like uh did you say they did like in oklahoma no in tulsa oklahoma i've watched friends i know that that's where that is and uh the whole thing was like to bring attention back to like a community that was needed like wall street yeah so she did the whole thing and they did like tours that made everyone like go through and they did like a historical whole thing like her husband no no i'm just telling you that look the same no no here's the thing i as soon as you said it's another brunette

white woman they're also from the exact same era so my first guest should have been sophia bush but in my mind you knew okay which podcast did they go that you go on Sophia Bush's okay so when I said you know her more than I do that's what I was okay I'm like I don't I don't I was I mean I thought you're like you white people I'm like I do know these white women but I don't know on a personal level yes no but my reason why I didn't immediately say Sophia is that I was like well that would make sense Sophia's an activist so it wouldn't have been like why the fuck was this woman here but you're no timeline wise for you specifically in our age gap there's i i should have been she should have been my second guess everybody my age loved both of

those shows i watched some of the oc but again those two bras can be in a room and i'd be like no without a doubt and that's completely fair because they both played the brunette best friend who outshone the blonde best friend on TV shows that ran at the exact same time. One was on Fox and one was on WB. You would love Sophia. And if you heard them talk,

you would hear a difference. Well, I was picturing the right person. No, you were. I just said the wrong name. And I'm going to tell you right now, Sophia would not fault you either. Sophia would be like, one and the same. Fair. Fair.

Now I'm wondering which one of them one time i was driving down the street and one of them like on hollywood boulevard and one of them just got out a car and i'm like which one was that i don't know how short were they sophia's taller i was driving by so okay do they both have like like beauty marks on their faces oh i thought you're gonna say uh raspy i was like no rachel bilson has the she's got a valley girl voice um oh my god my the fact that i even had to type in rachel bilson and double acp i'm like there's no goddamn way like the only other show she's been on was heart of dixie about a fucking veterinarian in the deep south and i'm like oh okay rachel bilson definitely has them all

oh my god so does sophia yeah that's crazy wait it's on the same side of their face wait i need to find a picture of them sitting next to each other because if they i think they're different heights if they're not i will die okay they are different heights damn wow i truly cannot breathe that is the funniest thing i've literally fucking thank you for that like truly thank you for that the roller coaster i just went on to being like what did i miss that got rachel bilson invited and i'm not trying to start a rumor that like rachel bilson's racist or anything but just like no i didn't know that she was like if you go that means you're in support but hold on there's just a passive way of like i'm not racist like black lives matter like it's what are you

celebrating what content did you make or life achievements or what have you done in the past like that's celebrating like tangibly celebrate i'm like rachel the oc podcast i'm like maybe there's a huge black demographic that i didn't know about i'm like i don't know but naacp isn't just black people with any person of color no i bet i mean okay any any anyone who is not white that was the only representation of the job like maybe like they put like sandy cohen he's not that actor's not even jewish i know like it's like you we discovered that on this show he's we're the same and just okay you know what my mission is to get rachel bilson at the n double a cpu

i need her to go you shut up me looking her up and i'm like i'm seeing pictures of her the golden globes like did no one take a pic i was like were people embarrassed like no one took a picture of her there like was she there anonymously where did you see and then immediately i'm scrolling through i don't even have to check if it was multiple brunette girls that it could have been that you got her mixed up with the second i saw sophia bush i was like i know i know i know i know where her head was in this makes sense i i said you were on her i say don't you know her and that's what i meant you were on her podcast i thought you meant that as white people did i know and to be fair i do know both of them only one do i know personally but i do know both of them

hope y'all enjoy god damn it i forgot to do my speech again do it now no it needs to be i want to know masses maybe i'll do a little mini one in each episode for the next okay four episodes so everyone I just want to from the bottom of my heart thank you all for listening we wouldn't have a podcast if y'all listened and

you're ruining the vibe I'm sorry they can't see me I just got distracted yeah but I got distracted when you got distracted okay I'm good and I

think that y'all are all like 90% of y'all are great. So thank you so much. If you would like to be part of the 90% and we can raise the percentage, be part of the movement.

We'll see you next week. At first I thought you were going to say all of you. I was like, there's no way she's about to make that blanket statement without some sort of percentage caveat. Usually people that hate listening.