Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Boyfriend Forgot we Hooked Up in the Past

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

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eat me mutt was i recording yes you're disgusting you are disgusting what's up megan i'm let's try to come up with a joke i didn't have one you know what is up is i'm going through on our podcast account and i'm making sure i've liked all of our each of our recent photos yesterday or not yesterday it would have been it was yesterday it's only tuesday i really liked everything that you posted good job thank you i do appreciate it because i'm not gonna lie to you it was a lot of work and i know people are like what do you mean posting things was a lot of work it just is yeah i don't know how to explain it but like you know that the captions even pressing upload on these things in like a tiktok and i had to like reformat all of

the fucking tiktoks for reels because they cropped down and then i had to like pull them on off like the rip them off line from tiktok without having the watermark on them because instagram hates that and then i tried to like increase the resolution on them and it was just wild well it paid off because quinta liked the photo she did and quickly yeah quinta we love you friend of the podcast i do need people to understand um this podcast is this one is only audio but you know a lot of you haven't met us in person and a lot of you have only you know you see melissa and i on a couch and sometimes virtually on our own separate desks doing this podcast and it has come to my attention in the last 48 hours that people don't know our real height

difference because i usually have on heels too and i usually do a wide stance and maybe a little scrunch and when we're sitting i'm actually higher than you yeah i'm 95 percent legs yeah my torso is not that big which is why i look so fucking ridiculous in this britney spears outfit because it is it just looks odd but um also when i have like i do the graphics of us i edit us to look more proportional height wise but even in our our current graphic that we have i had on like four and a half inch heels and you had on short uh no i took my shoes off for our ones yeah that's what i'm saying oh yeah the uh but that's in our current one the new one i had on four inch heels and you didn't have i think you were flat footed yep and i'm also like you know we're like leaning

in to it so if you look at our picture that we posted on halloween people being like lmao how much taller megan is here and so on is megan's on is megan on a stool or is melissa crouching and it's no everyone that's actually our height difference but also it's not even i wouldn't even say it's the most accurate because you are standing a little bit in front of me that's true so there's even more how tall are you five almost one yeah and i'm my doctor asked me how tall i was because when he was trying to find my heart because he said i have a small rib cage and i was like i say i'm like five seven but i usually have my height he goes actor yeah you are not five seven and i was like okay maybe like five eight five nine he goes yeah we're getting closer and

i was like okay sir but um if you're almost five one let's say i'm five eight you're taller than five eight casting directors i'm not i'm very small i'm very short i'm very petite people say wow you are so you are so small in stature you are so small how can you reach those shelves you can't because you are so small um my friend that i went to her baby shower she's like probably five ten five eleven i'm not five ten i know she's very much taller like she's like she's very tall five one five ten is a height that you're like that's an undeniable height like if i was five ten i could not lie yeah that i was shorter than that so you know i'm gonna say i'm i'm i don't know five eight ish maybe well here's the thing the real thing everyone who's ever

measured me before like doctors and things have all been shorter than me so like my dot my childhood doctor who love and like all the nurses there they were all like much shorter than me and so they used to like just like lean up and it you know it's not always accurate but i do have a really funny picture of me at my doctor's office and um one of the nurses just stood on a chair to do it and she goes we got to get a picture of this accurate yeah and i was like so how tall are you now since you know i was literally like 16 when that happened oh i thought this was when you went to the doctor this time they didn't measure you when you went no they just i'm gonna they take my word for it i was gonna say i'm an adult which they like still never believe like do you need a

note for school and i'm like still like they should be because people shrink too they should be taking your height no matter what i just don't think it's that rel like if i entered it in once i think it says i'm five i think online it says or something it is like okay it's part of the stats that you should have at every intake of a doctor no it's on my paperwork and i know i didn't tell them how tall i was so they definitely measured me at some point and then it was close enough that they didn't have to measure me again got it i thought you meant they didn't measure you at all no it's not like the dmv where i just say whatever height i am i could tell the dmv i was five five and they'd be like okay yeah and then it'd just be hard if you want to get into bars

or they won't care i did all the time i mean it's my face but i did lie all the time in college was a fake id oh my gosh you're so bad so if anyone wants to see um the most accurate depiction of our height difference our halloween photo we should get like an even more accurate version at some point well we just stand back to back but then my butt is gonna be protruding out a little bit yeah oh maybe it's also i guess no you wear your hair lots of different ways when we used to do like the standing pictures because i was wondering usually like this like this so maybe that's also a contributing part that people thought we were closer in height yeah we're not at all no especially because like you individually talk about being short and i individually talk

about being tall so i don't know why people were shocked that and the person that made that comment is also short i believe is the same height as me do you think that maybe people don't know that i'm like because i lie you lie all the time but if you listen to this podcast you should know but if you looked at me like just from photos and stuff would you think that i'm tall yes okay that's what i'm wondering if like maybe i don't look at like you have large like tall energy big hands or do you just have small hands you have big hands i have small hands but you also have big hands they can both be true i guess you're right i know i have really big hands everyone's like you gotta catch some basketballs with that or play some piano and i was like no

i'm gonna pick my legs with them thank you for asking so time for the results the results episode 47 first up me is melissa wrong for thinking someone is a spy 7 said that i was wrong and 93 said i was not wrong i have some follow-up i've asked this person um twice now who they work for who do you work for should we waterboard them and they won't answer me they just talk around it and so i will not be doing their little survey i just like don't know how they don't realize that that's like so fucking catchy it is next up was me and my hot take was shitty medical care leads to pseudoscience three percent said i was wrong and 97 said i was not wrong all right then we've got writer number one versus boyfriend who forgot they hooked up in the

past who was wrong three percent said the writer is wrong and 97 said the boyfriend was wrong a lot of people responded to this i'm only saying writer is wrong if she didn't press him further and get to tell her how many other people he hooked up with because for me it would be doing in my head forever she wrote in too i gotta find it and tbh i would be so hurt might need a break especially with you didn't make the cut excuse me i am the bar i am the cut you're about to be cut from my life yeah that was the sentiment from a lot of people hi i'm an m i'm the girl whose boyfriend forgot we hooked up the boyfriend and i are still together how this played out was we were texting back and forth at work the day it happened not together in real life that's even worse we were

basically having a flirty new relationship kind of text conversation while at work and we were talking about our respective ho phases that's how him saying I was almost a part of his came up and I texted him right away telling him we most definitely did hook up in 2020 I said we need to put a pin in it and pin in it and talk about it more in person because it made me feel really weird and he agreed and said he could see why that would make me feel that way after the text exchange I wrote my email to you guys I'm a longtime listener and I've never called or emailed in and I was like okay this is insane need to write to Eminem I think I saw him the day after and we talked about it more in depth and explained how and i explained how it was making me feel

weird and kind of shitty about myself because like how does someone not remember sex like that he owned it apologized and made it clear that he remembered me but honestly could not remember the sex he attributed it to his previously unhealthy relationship slash mindset about sex he has slept with a lot more people than me and i did know that he had a complicated relationship with sex he really is a great guy he makes an effort in our relationship like no other person has for me he is honest and vulnerable a great communicator and a really kind person if you guys have any other questions or any other thoughts let me know just not disputing this but i think that all of us need to um change the mindset of saying when it's like oh he does something like that nobody else

has ever done for me before we need to not do we can't compare someone to trash do you mean like it's just that's not uh because then when it starts like we start quantifying those things then it becomes i did that with friendships where it was like oh well there's so much there you don't do that. They're so much better than that. I go, well, they're still really bad because that was really, really, really bad. You know, I still feel weird about it, but happy you're happy. Writer number two versus wanting to hook up with Jack, even though the writer briefly hooked up with Jack's friend in the past. 8% said the writer is wrong and 92% said writer is not wrong. Writer number three versus cousin who is chronically ill and wants to move away from

home to a remote area 96 said the writer is wrong four percent said the cousin is wrong a lot of people had they voted wrong for this one yeah and this was a big topic in our um not a big but it was you know people were talking about this in the facebook group as well um then we've read number four and friend versus michelle who got injured and couldn't go on a trip and wanted a full refund nine percent said writer and friend are wrong and 91 said michelle is wrong someone said would add this is add to this that i don't think it's worth falling out with friends over money as long as the people involved can't afford it strongly disagree yeah because i also think like money is like tied to like respect and value you know like i value your i don't like when people

disrespect my time or like and time is money my pocket yeah like those are those are issues with me so oh and i was gonna add i saw somewhere but i can't find it but someone had said if they were gonna pay for it anyway then it's not like it's a financial burden to them like the the friend that broke the leg oh i think like the implication there or the that like it was an unforeseen medical cost and i also think that like at that point but she was still gonna try to go so it's not even an unforeseen cost if she's still gonna try to go oh you're right you're right you're right you're right like i get not wanting to pay for something that like you're not gonna enjoy attend or like you're not going to like enjoy but i also think that like

you know if someone out of the kindness of their heart was like oh my god we feel bad for that you couldn't come so like here you know we're just gonna venmo you back yeah that's one thing yeah that's but should never be expected all right and then wrong of the week sheen 99 says sheen is wrong one percent said that sheen is not wrong i at least know one person said they voted wrong and i would hope the rest of you think that as well otherwise i'm a little book lost that like are we pro unlivable wages i think it's just what's the argument you know yep and then my wrong of the week i nominated bethany frankel 99 said bethany is wrong and one percent said bethany is not wrong boo bethany boo wow bethany wow isn't she just like back on

tiktok making content like i don't know none of it ever happened no clue she never surprisingly she never popped up in my feet look at these do you like hair ties or do you use like a string or anything it's hair ties i think the kids would like these too they're really like they don't tug yeah i can see them flicking them at people oh yeah they could cause some harm to their siblings real canadian superstore has everything you need this back-to-school season save on lunch box savers like ziggy's sliced deli meat products for always 375 and get life brand pure vita shampoo or conditioner for eight dollars each at real canadian superstore when you're ready we're ready with a whole world and more yeah um speaking of the children i um they're doing like

this some type of run thing that they run some laps or some shit and then raise money for the schools and i just said i'll just write a check and this is why they try to get out of basketball and so um no it wasn't that she wasn't trying to get out of basketball she was trying to get out of uh yeah doing shit so then she could pay for her uniform because her auntie was like i'll just do it yeah and that's fine and so that's the same thing with this and i was like i'm not doing it by lap i'm just giving a flat check and so i mean three of my three of them are in the same class and so audrey so i guess i had only told my friend mary who her son is i consider him a nephew she um that's how you said nemesis no what the fuck no and so him audrey and amaya are all in

the same class and so i guess and i said i was like mary i'm just gonna send like one check to melanie and then you can y'all can write on your things and split it amongst and then uh i guess jordan went to school today and then told audrey that i was uh writing and then audrey told melanie uh said can you sponsor her with uh a hundred more than him because she is superior was that your sister said that or that is from audrey through yeah she knows her worth she's like i'm sorry i should not be getting the same amount it's like a dudley dursey her dudley dursley harry potter thing of being like well actually no because harry got no

gifts but like no this is we're not the same right i am your blood he is your honorary blood yeah that's true so are you gonna cave to her demands no okay she'll probably forget about it won't she it's going to the school anyway like what does it matter it's not like i'm buying her direct present yeah i don't know but there is something there's something there when you're a kid also like do they get prizes i don't know what's their incentive trophies ribbons i don't know but they're also like we expect every it's just like thirty dollars we expect every kid to raise thirty dollars i'm like this school district is so fucking rich you don't need the money i always wondered that about like

my schools and stuff like we did like some fundraisers but like we didn't do that many yeah i think this is the only one that they'll do but i'm just like why um so i just looked down at this package i thought i grabbed the all cbd one but then i just noticed oh melissa did you just take weed that there's a little i can't i can't see shit i know but it's got the little warning on there well california puts a warning on every do you know why we do that i do but that's literally there's thc in there and cbd how much you had one right when's the last time you smoked or had thc couldn't tell you oh god so this 0.5 actually might do something

yikerunis i will say sitting on this heating pad feels i'm happy for you she went from having cramps to suddenly accidentally getting high hey last time i was here you tried to drug me and now at least you drugged yourself uh you kind of drugged me because it was your suggestion for me to go get some okay i don't that looks like an altoids box to me like you couldn't even have told me to pick it out of a lineup like didn't you used to get these the plus i didn't do the gummies okay well the reason i started buying this brand was because i like the brand i've never done but i'm saying it goes back to you back to you honestly i am so happy that like right now the only cbd i ingest is like if i

really can't sleep and i have time to sleep in in the morning i'm like this will be nice and i've had gummies i can have gummies now because i don't get my period anymore when i get my period if i I have sugar. It still like fucks with my digestion. But it used to like just give me cramps immediately. I know. So. We haven't had the days of you sitting with like a water bottle on your hot water bottle

on your stomach. Technically it was rice. But yeah, same bug. I know. It's fantastic. I like dread the day when Mons and I decided to have kids. I will actually be very excited like when we but I fucking dread the day that I have to get off birth control.

I'm gonna get surgery before then but like oh oh I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I want to die with birth control in my system like I want to be on birth control like how long do you want to live oh I guess I need you to I was about to be like well I'll just keep make it to 45 how long do you want to live oh my god that almost just made me cry that is

it took I mean like a five second delay everyone else is like did you not catch that oh my god no I was gonna say like I'm such a birth control fan like me and big birth control

like we are I'll take it when I'm in menopause just for shits and giggles just to show my respect no you won't I won't i just love it so much okay yeah did that pop or was that i thought so do you know what that was i thought it was your ankle

okay mine is a hot take as well this is something that i've been wanting to speak about for a while this is a serious ish one it's not a silly one okay why are you smiling because i'm high bitch okay okay okay okay okay help but i know but i didn't know if you were like being sarcastic i'm not playing into it i know you're high i just didn't know i'm just saying i had to say it was serious lie about farting i know but that one wasn't like for real for real this is for real everybody this is for real yeah i'm not gonna everyone needs to watch the fucking video for this podcast okay okay i hope you enjoyed being fisted this friday oh i didn't even do fisting friday hell yeah you were doing two jacking off things though hey where there's

fisting there's jacking fisting will find a way fisting will find a way that's what fisting does it finds a way it really does i sometimes we go too far like because then my imagination takes the rest and i'm like abort mission megan jump ship that is it we hope you all enjoyed enjoy your weekend and we'll see you on monday and we're done and we're done goodbye Thank you.