Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Boyfriend Wants Me to Pose Like His Ex (+Scandoval Pt 2)

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong: Boyfriend Wants Me to Pose Like His Ex and then discuss more Vanderpump Rules even though they've never seen an episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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it was like they're just talking about like all of the great things and all the cons we were like best thing ever happened to me and i was like melissa are you infiltrating this for me uh i did realize though that the bottom drawer in my refrigerator i can make it go to freezing and if i put stuff in there that's already frozen it will stay frozen i can't put anything in there that like it won't to freeze but it will stay frozen if i stay if i put it so now i have more room so that's why i have done this order i'm getting bison hot dogs and we can enjoy them next tuesday i will see you next tuesday but this is what did you crack fisting that was my wrist oh yeah you don't want to do that while you're

fisting no i i hit an obstacle when fisting and my wrist um made contact with my new dining room chair it's okay i've survived but fisting friday welcome hey fisting friday is it's it's dangerous like you have to know what you're getting into like you don't know where those fists have been and where those fists are going right oh stay in the stay in the moment these fists wants you to want you to stay in the prison yours is gonna be nice and warm though yeah they're getting a little too hot i have these like new little fingy warmer things um and someone did say that i should be wary because the issue is with rain odds you can't feel when you're cold but you also can't always feel when something's too hot the the lack of circulation can you adjust

the temperature yeah but i also think it's just like a little bit of a stark difference because i'm like oh my they're freezing and then to this hot temperature this is too hot but it's getting comfy it's like me in the shower at first i'm like it can't be that hot and then by the time that i'm out i'm like i told you that we got a new shower head yes you did my hair do you have a filter on your shower head no melissa i know melissa melissa my life is changed there's this chemist that i follow on tiktok and he is the one with the gap in his teeth yeah black guy yeah love him yeah yeah and i think i love a gap tooth bitch yeah and he is in california too i believe and he was talking about the filters the other day and talking about how his hair has never been

better so Melissa my hair is like when I it's fucking easy as fuck when I like wash my hair my hair the water penetrates my hair way quicker it stays wet longer in the shower and then when I like it detangles in the shower easier when it dries dries better it dries like it doesn't dry is like what's it called wet frizz or whatever like not getting any of that like it's and then my hair stayed clean longer yeah yeah and it was easy yep i love it and it's gold it's chic i got a rainfall shower head too it gave me excuse to get a new shower head okay well well welcome to pissing friday if you're new here you're lost please go to the with love you're lost yeah let's not we're not trying to ostracize you no we just want you to

be in the know and not confused um this is a show where we uh read the results from a previous episode and if you haven't listened to the previous episode you're gonna be like what are they talking about so go listen to the previous episode we are going to be reading the results from last week episode 64 of but am i wrong so you are too late to vote for this episode obviously but you are definitely not too late to vote for this week's episode because chances are it's not even up yet right so they go up between friday and monday and the best way to know that they're up is you're following our instagram and then you have notifications on you check those highlights shall we get into the results episode 64 first up was me and my hot take lukewarm take was that

jobs should have maintenance slash admin days one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong and a couple people wrote in sorry just played a slideshow of moths as a baby and i tried to click out of it does he look the exact same like i just imagine an adult face on a baby no he like did kind of have it and like he i will say he definitely had a baby face growing up and like i'm not not a baby face i'm not into that but um he was really fucking adorable okay so someone said my work is kind of doing this now we have no meeting fridays and depending on your manager they don't mind if you wrap up early you take a half day plus any appointments can be on work days just as long

you find someone to cover while you're away, taking some of the stress off them. Not perfect, but a step in the right direction. And then someone else said, the company I work for implemented flex Fridays. Ask them if they want to change it to fisting Friday, where two Fridays per month are supposed to be hardworking days and the other two Fridays we can take off or schedule appointments or it's up to us how we use that time. This has been great because I've been taking these days to work from home, which is nice, but I still haven't taken a Friday off because I feel guilty doing it. There's also a tough one. It's also tough when not everyone is on the same page. Some of my coworkers are working longer hours during the week to earn their every,

to earn their every other Friday off while others aren't doing that. I'm hoping the company can clarify their expectations and I can overcome my guilt of taking a Friday off if I need it. I want these Fridays off without feeling guilty. That I like think is so legitimate. Like I was talking to someone about like their job and like their, um, uh, like leaves of absences that they have and that like, you know, legally it's protected and they have to like, they can do these things but like socially like it's unacceptable like no one does it and so it was like well if one person did it that would make everyone wants to do it but no one has even though legally we have to be able to and we are technically able to and when one person does it then the rest

of people will follow suit but it's just like it takes the first person like setting that expectation because you know it's it's there's a lot of guilt built into it unwarranted guilt but You shouldn't feel guilty, but it makes sense. They're designed to feel guilty. All right. All right. Next, we've got my, who's wrong? Me.

And I said, God is a cis man. 5% said that I was wrong. 95% said I was not wrong. Someone said, I think Melissa's wrong because God to me is a force of energy that is beyond gender or sex. but yes if god were a uterus having entity then periods would not be what they are so ig melissa's not wrong i'm muslim by the way i mean yeah i i mean yeah i mean i agree with that no do i actually think god is a man no but because of period pains i would like to make the argument

okay then next up we have writer number one versus the boyfriend who wants the writer to recreate a sexy pic like his ex i'm not over this one time me either i'm not okay look your throat is like no we have to reject you even talking about this no like it's coming out of me like i cannot i like never stopped thinking about this i told mods about it like i won't stop talking about it like i am i've never been the same ever since this and i'm glad that we're all on the same page because only one percent of the writer is wrong 99 of the boyfriend is wrong i think everybody who said the writer was wrong voted wrong um and i need to hear we need to hear from you like i just how are you right you're talking about the writer not the people that

voted wrong no no the writer how are you how's your relationship um do your friends know in real life this because like where are they you know like did you tell your friend did you who knows is it just us who knows about this because like you need to tell you need to tell your fire sign friend you need to tell your leo friend because they if you're not going to shoot them out your aquarius friend will do something sneaky though oh yeah no no you need a dynamic duo in there so the aquarius friends will do some if they're into witchy shit they'll do some witchy shit or if not they'll do some like they'll subtly and meticulously ruin their life without a trace of proof and evidence and then your leo friend will rip them to shreds

in a public forum yeah huh all right then we've got writer number two versus sister robin's boyfriend ted who wants to come to grandmother's headstone unveiling and writer's graduation three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said robin and ted are wrong okay then we have writer number three and marco versus their classmate who this is my fault because you didn't even write this whole thing you only said versus you said writer and marco and that's all you wrote and then i was like okay oh yeah i was gonna come back to it you didn't got but um so i can't even blame this on you i i think i copy and pasted it from the the notes on the on the uh the description of the podcast and then i don't think i conjugated everything right okay and marco

writer number three and marco versus their classmate who didn't want to them to report a teacher for being racist one percent said writer and marco are wrong 99 said the classmates are wrong all right then we've got writer number four versus boyfriend you're a fucking troll do you see but you you you know how you voted i don't remember boyfriend is coming back from deployment and is going to hang out with friend without the writer 90 said the writer is wrong 10 said the boyfriend is wrong do you think this picture it was a little i said the i didn't say the writer was wrong and what this one no the last one you said writer and marco are wrong oh yeah because they also said um if they like signed

everybody's name from the class that's what i did think that they were wrong i thought you were just trolling because there's only like two votes and you're one of them no okay for the whole statement of what the thing yeah no no sometimes you just like it to be like so you know i'll see it if it's you yeah but no no no i i do believe like if they do for the whole like if we take the statement as a i'm just saying for the listeners the statement as a whole was uh if they like signed it from the class and i don't think that you should do that i agree with you do you think the picture i did for this one is a little out of is like a little too mean with kermit looking out the window no okay so 90 90 said the writer's wrong 10 said the boyfriend is wrong

i'm not shocked that's all i'll say okay then we have my wrong the week i nominated ruby sampson and 100 said turfs are wrong and zero percent of people aligned themselves with the other option which was i'm transphobic so you know good job i'm not gonna applaud a fish for swimming but i'm gonna say you know even if you are transphobic maybe this is maybe you accidentally manifested yourself that you're no longer transphobic because the power of clicking that changes everything truly so someone responded to this and said literally as soon as megan read the original article i

immediately knew that the woman in the bathroom said i'm gonna dry my hands on my pants and i'm certain the quote-unquote journalist who wrote the article knew that too but decided to decided to intentionally run with her distorted version of the story because it fit her transphobic narrative exactly like it's one of those things where you can all finish the sentence there like no one says i'm gonna dry my hand on my dick they're not absorbent who would say that also like i'm gonna so i'm gonna undo my pants and then just wave my hand and it might get aroused from it like and then i'm walking around with a chub and also we have to assume that like the only way you're gonna do that like you're uncircumcised you need exactly like you need to have some accoutrements

along with the shaft like that's because and also like what's the surface area of this and also i'm gonna get cold down there that's like being like oh yeah it's gonna be wet and i'm gonna put my pants back on i'm just gonna be walking around with a wet crotch yeah it's like it's the same thing of being like someone hands you a key and goes don't move this you're like okay i'm gonna swallow it or i'm gonna like stick it inside of my vagina like i'll put it in my pocket and it goes oh i'll put it in my pussy what yeah also that's actually funny but i mean you know pocket pussy is a thing i'd say it depending on the audience but like that's because like that's funny and i said it's not the same thing but you know like it's just what like it's truly one of

those things that it's like oh even i can't even there's part of me that like i know transphobes will like come up with like they just write stories they come up with any fucking story to align themselves with and like their audience will do that but there are some times in like leftist or liberal spaces where i will just be like okay everyone please don't do this you've construed this thing too hard and like this is the wrong thing we're going after the wrong thing or whatever or it's like when people will get on um calling like trump like he's like a worthless like fat ass or something like that and i'm like no there's so much worse things but this like i would i think that i i'm shocked that i'm not shocked but like there has to be some people who

are like okay well i'm transphobic as fuck but like that just seems like a misunderstanding right like you just this feels like a little too obvious let's be a little more sneaky with our transphobia okay oh and then we've got wrong of the week raquel avida sarah swatty who's wrong 100 said rachel is wrong zero percent said rachel is not wrong and somebody wrote in and was like can you talk about this and i was like already done and recorded well someone also said like this is they're like looking at this picture and they were like this is white woman yeah yeah and my schmidt voice a white woman a white man no i love him i want to re-watch it i was like

we should re-watch it again he goes we literally just finished it and i need y'all to catch up on i keep telling him that and he just keeps wanting to watch depressing fucking shit he's like when i tell you he like can't stop watching scandal like i don't know how he sits and watches episode after like that it to me is not a bingeable show we're already at the fucking fake hostage you know in like take i know i was like bitch we got as soon as i actually no i'm like 99 sure that started happening i was like are we already here like this is impressive he's also like all he does he walks around the house going your friend fits and he goes olivia and i like have helped him perfect his eli impersonation because at first he was just

being loud and i go bitch this is a man of the theater i need you to enunciate there's a difference between being loud and projecting projecting yes i keep telling you that i'm like diaphragm and i need you to hit every fucking consonant like he pronounces everything in like you and there's like a role there's a role on every word too you know who's who i would always would love die to see do a scene together and i think they would love to do it too because they're both well that would be great no but both theater wise would be melly and eli slash rowan like because they both have like they're acting with their they're acting with every fiber of their being but they're really acting with their voice you know and i'm just like oh yeah this is

like he goes olivia and i was like you this man like if you didn't hear him you you could slippery so fucking he's every letter yeah spelling it out with his mouth i love your body my favorite though is we just had this scene where she's like are you a bitch baby he's like i'm not a little bitch baby that's a shonda thing though because they do it on gray's anatomy too bitch baby is like a shonda thing i love i was waiting for us to get to that scene and monsters went bitch baby i go just wait this is i think i have a whole i think i have a whole tweet about it i had something i'd have to look back but yeah i was going around calling people bitch babies we love her okay

you had something about scandival scandival oh scandival i was like a scandal scandal um so yeah i know we talked last episode on um the tom sandoval raquel aptly named the scandal so i'm so fucking invested everyone and i wanted to give some updates and i don't know if this information was out when we recorded the podcast last time or if i did and i forgot to say it or if it came out afterwards but there's like more shit so i did listen to danny pellegrino on the car ride home and i was at my entire your fucking tiktok for you page is people being like did you know tony goldman is a nepo baby and then the other half is like no look at this vanderpump rules like that's literally all i

fucking seen like i'm caught up on these people who are pop culture i don't even fucking follow them but like i like my search is literally that like i have consumed everything there is about this i listened to the i listened to the vanderpump cast all of their podcasts like on this like oh my gosh i didn't even skip the ads because i was just like whatever i was invested so two key things that we didn't i didn't touch on they had matching lightning bolt necklaces that they've worn to like be an indicator and a show of their love and people have scrolled back on their instagram and it's like pretty clear that this is more than a year that this has been going on not seven months who are you talking about they tom and raquel rachel the the yeah tom and you're

so sorry everybody on on the in the uh subreddit are calling her rachel yeah no like raquel is dead like raquel never existed raquel was a figment of her imagination no like they had matching lightning bolt necklaces was which is like to show each other that like oh like we're thinking of you like and so they're wearing them and they're fucking instagram pictures she's like has instagram captions that's like couldn't remember couldn't your playlist might get you through the work day but have you ever wondered how your ancestors spent theirs what work helped them build a life. How did they adapt as the world around them changed? With Ancestry, you can search select historical occupational records for free for a limited time and discover the stories

behind the jobs in your family tree. You've got questions. We've got ancestors. Search free until August 31st. Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. I can give a good caption to do. So like, I'm just going to put this and it was the magic eight ball. And then it was like a heart and a boy and a lightning bolt and it's like so the implication is you're predicting that there's going to be a love with Tom Sandoval because this is like you're dropping these like fucking easter egg Taylor Swift level hints to this actually Taylor Swift emojis are a little bit more actually no they're both very straightforward emojis where we read too much into Taylor's but no this is Rachel's was pretty pretty simple point blank there and then he dressed up as Rachel for

halloween this year and they're like at a halloween party and like he's with his long-term girlfriend who's basically his wife because they own property together their common-law marriage been together for 10 years and he dressed up as rachel for halloween like you couldn't be more obvious about any of it um and there's this goddamn fucking clip of this like past episode of vanderpump rules which not the past the most recent episode as we're recording where lala who is just one of ariana the woman who he cheated on just one of her friends and she's like in the social circle she fucking has been part of the yeah and she i was gonna say so she's not a part of this for anyone who doesn't know because you know some people are like i i only learned this

recently um lala's always hated rachel because of she hated james but it's like a love hate kind of thing um and James is her ex so there's like one point where like Lala makes some comment about like oh like don't steal my man or something and Rachel was like you don't even have a man for me to steal like I couldn't steal your man you don't have a man for me to steal and like this is before any of this is out that like this has happened and then um I almost said Andy Sandberg Andy Cohen went on his podcast and was like the next episode of vanderpump rules which comes out the week that we're recording this i'm losing my shit i'm fucking excited so it came out i think yesterday um was like you're gonna think that the episode was re-edited because they had said like you know

we're gonna go back and look at the footage because they basically just keep rolling and like this is an existing friend group and that's i guess why the show's been so successful for so long that like these relationships are all like established and so like everyone's incredibly comfortable with each other and like they were they filmed for a very long time um and uh so they had mentioned that they're like you know gonna go back and look at footage and see if there's things that they missed and they were like this episode was done like edited before we like even knew any of this and like we looked at it and like there's nothing to like you're gonna think we re-edit it he's like it's insane like know that we didn't fucking touch this

episode like i like qr approved this episode like like the week before all of this came out and we didn't even need to add any like there's nothing to add like this is like it's insane and i'm like oh my god like what the fuck is this gonna be and i just like can't wait like i'm just she also ariana is at a friend's wedding she was in mexico she's like photographed looking absolutely beautiful like dancing in the street in a gorgeous dress like looking amazing and tom sandoval um is with now you want to say now i officially have a gap tooth bitch who i can't fucking stand that little gap tooth bitch and i need a different word because bitch is my that's the favorable gap tooth douche no gap tooth dick um and i also misspoke uh for i need you to can

do you know what this man looks like yeah he looks scary to be he looks like swiper no swiping personified so i did misspeak when i said he had a journey cover band i do think what i said was pretty funny um but turns out the truth is like funnier i don't think he specifically goes for journey songs but he did they sang the song jesse's girl uh stacy's mom or jesse's girl there's two that's two different songs but jesse girl is sang by um a wonderful actor who got his starts on um general hospital oh god it all comes back who played my um my my my favorite character's husband's father but also in a made for tv movie he also played her dad in another thing so okay but anyway i love that for you but you know i can i have to i have to have a general

hospital reference in anything for our for our rick springfield less than five ten people who are also just as avidly like caught up and fans um no but it was instead of stacy's mom he switched he changed her to schwartz's mom which is like his other tom and then also lisa vanderpump said that she was surprised that he had an affair with rachel um and she also revealed that she's pretty sure that she wrote Rachel on her job application and not Raquel um and she said that she was surprised about the affair because she would have thought it would have been Tom and Tom well she's been saying that for years I think a lot of people have been saying that for years um and it's just here's the thing like misogyny and I mean it goes hand in hand with biphobia

as misogyny but like the it will prevail because like this man this man did the worst thing you could fucking do this awful absolutely horrible and awful and there are still middle-aged white women from Omaha who are commenting

being like well Ariana's a lesbian so you can't blame them and it's like what first of all biphobia she's bi and he is in a relationship with someone who's bi he outed her on the show and she didn't want to get married and she doesn't really isn't sure if she really wants to have kids

and he signed up for that but if that was a woman with a man it's like well you knew sweetie that he didn't want to get married didn't want to have kids like that's all on you and I'm like so literally this man can do the worst thing ever and you're still gonna find a way to be like how can I be biphobic and hate women in all of this and I'm like and also Raquel nope Rachel and tom are currently still together apparently tom has shown they did a like a they filmed all together like a sat down talk through apparently he is showing absolutely no remorse he's blaming ariana for the whole thing and he's saying like the worst like it's almost like the fact that this man is like almost 40 by the way he's been lying about his age this whole time so he's like

almost fucking 40 and that's why i said that's what you said it's like i i know nothing about him but like just looking at him i was like that is a four-year-old man when i tell you you clocked it because like when i think i read his age you're like that man's 40 and i was like well it says here no everybody has finally deduced this is like this is not true he's been lying about his age um he's like blaming her and in the most like middle school high school college douchebag fucking chad of it all like he's like well like i couldn't break up with you uh because like you were like really depressed and stuff and like god i've literally had someone in my life who like blamed like their treatment of me and like fucking like well you were really fucked like you know you

were really depressed like and like her grandma died her dog died she had like all these horrible things like and like you know so like if you didn't have all that like i would have like told you but it's like it's not even like you were trying to break up with her it was like what would have told you i was having an affair it's like you hadn't been depressed it's like are you fucking kidding um but i will say it seems like there's a lot of long-standing like these relationships have gone through a lot like especially with the women together and they have all been able to like put aside their differences and they were all like showing up there for her and like a lot of them don't get along with each other and they've all made

statements like on their podcast being like it doesn't matter like it's like it's like water under the bridge like we literally don't care like there's no it's not like we can't be in the same room together like we're on text threads like we're talking we're like helping like we're coordinating things like it's just none of it matters like none of it's nearly as important as this um and I think that it's great also another thing the black eye that Rachel has a lot of people and some people who are close with her and close with Sheena are like bitch stop lying like you know this is not from this like she did not put a hand on you not that you wouldn't but like she didn't and like why are you lying about this and some people are showing photos

that like clearly shows that that's like just a thing that she has under her eye and like the cut on her the cut on her in between her eyebrow Sheena has long ass nails she wouldn't be able to punch her and like the angle of it people are getting very forensic-y and they're like the angle of it but that would also imply that she lied to uh in getting a restraining order which she got a restraining order against Sheena which everyone thinks is just so she can avoid going to the reunion but everyone's like well Sheena will just be virtual and Rachel will be there but yeah they like shot together and they're still they're still together from what I've seen from,

again, as not someone who's been a fan of the show, but as someone who's been like following lots of people who are fans of the show, they don't, no one thinks some fans have called for Tom and Rachel to get kicked off. It's never going to happen. Like this is reality TV.

Like the producers are stoked. Like, no, but a lot of people have said that this could be a catalyst for Ariana to leave the show. And like, if Tom was never, if her and Tom had broken up,

everyone was like, the only reason why she's still on the show is because she's with Tom. Like, she's just kind of, I don't want to say above it because that sounds like hoity-toity, like, nose up at it. But, like, it's just not her thing. From, like, a third-party perspective, like, I don't think that she thinks she's above it. But I think everybody can, like, factually look at her and go, she's way better than this.

Like, she doesn't need this. Like, this isn't, like, she's very much emotionally mature, like, you know, intelligent and good communicative, like, communication. She probably wouldn't be friends with all these people and dealing with these relationships if it wasn't her job. so people are like she probably could leave this show and has like all of the support of like so many people behind her and she has like her own ventures and she has all this other stuff so a lot of people are thinking that she might leave the show and her and the other uh wife who is getting divorced who then was the cover-up for this the other tom um katie it's so it's katie and ariana those are the two women who got fucked over um and uh they are starting a sandwich shop

and everyone's like please call it better halves and everyone's like well maybe they will have their own like spin-off show where it's them so they're still a part of the universe but not filming with them oh you know lisa vanderpump's already but she's already orchestrating what the next one will be a lot of people don't like ariana's a fan favorite katie is not but holy fucking shit i saw a clip it was like about why katie and tom schwartz broke up and it was like you know talking about how like things that accumulated over time but there's this clip of him talking to her at a party and holy fucking shit the way he speaks to her like she's like saying basically what they do is they quote unquote pull a prank this is like 2020 relatively

like mid to like later pandemic. But this is like post George Floyd. And they pull a quote unquote prank where they have police come and arrest one of the guys. And it's like supposed to be really funny. And like these two, they're like panicking. They're like freaking the fuck out. And they're like, what did he do? And they're like, oh, no, it's like something vandalism. It's like him getting framed for something he didn't do. And they're all laughing. And she was just like, and they're like, why are you laughing? She's like, I just I just think it's kind of like in poor taste like especially for like timing wise like i just i don't i don't think it's funny and they're like well it is funny she goes well you're totally entitled to think it's funny like

i i you're asked why i don't think it's funny and like that's why i just i think it's in really poor taste like that really scared us and like you know this would have been a very different outcome for a lot of people like this isn't a joking matter and like we're on tv and like i just don't think it's okay and he just goes no i don't think it's okay and she's like what and he just starts mocking her and then he goes just shut the fuck up like i don't like this is why i don't have sex with her anymore like i'm so fucking unattracted to you like i'm dry as fuck like oh my god fuck off and even the guys are like dude stop stop stop stop stop and they're trying to get him to stop and he like won't he just keeps going off on her like fucking following her

saying this nasty vile shit to her and only like most of the guys are trying to get him to stop like from like a bro sense and only one guy is like standing next to her being like holy fucking shit you can't talk to her like that like do you talk to her does he talk to you like that and like he's and they're like he's like shut the fuck up you wet blanket and i was like if i was any of the other like women there and i was not married or dating the one who was like standing next to the woman saying like you do you talk to her like this i would be like divorce break up immediately like and he's supposed to be the quote-unquote good tom and like he's such a nice guy he gets away with everything i'm like what the fuck and he's like i don't want to hear you speak your voice

is so fucking annoying i'm like i don't care what she did ever like ever and so now i'm on all of i'm on their sides i need to like this show is enticing and that girl sheena she was in the jonas brothers tv show she played the pizza girl it's crazy and and stassi she was on the amazing race with her family like these are people who want to make it in la and i have to say there's something hilarious about that because these people exist in la yep you know anyways all right that's your vanderpump rules recap from somebody who has never watched the tv show but that will change this week thank you megan you're welcome i'm a bravo liberty okay well we'll fist you next friday oh yeah oh my god