Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Dad Hates Women's Tats

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the Results for Fisting Friday: Dad Hates Women's Tats They then discuss a bad review and unseasoned chicken. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and what what day is today i believe hold on let me check the calendar friday it's friday friday fisting down on friday so sorry rebecca black i literally love her and i love that song that is our fit friday friday fisting down on friday down on friday friday friday fisting down on friday welcome to fisting friday where we fist you on this friday you fist yourself we fist each other we make sure everyone's okay with the fisting we get consent and then we we fist and we're fisting right into the weekend like a popsicle kabob everybody's fisting for the weekend sorry everybody's fisting for the weekend slam poetry

ruby ruby car is that the poet's name i have no clue who you're talking about she's like the milk and honey viral one anytime someone says anything that like rhymes or like remotely it's like a poem i'm like go off rupee oh milk and honey oh she's like the really famous no hold on what did you call it rupee car i thought you said rudy oh no the famous poet rudy roly roly rudy that was the that was the rotisserie chicken place in my um at our uh farmer's market in my hometown you know what the rotisserie chicken place was my hometown walmart oh excellent rotisserie i'll tell you right now i think i think roly-roly could have taken you for a spin like i don't know you could smell it a literal spin we're so like miles away i don't know i don't know so what's better a

rotisserie chicken from walmart or costco as you know i've never been inside of costco i have a hot take i don't think the cop should i save this for the podcast no i don't think the costco rotisserie chickens are like the best of the best they're not salty enough so maybe you would like it i think that you would enjoy a one when i say walmart i mean walmart neighborhood market that just has the food yeah not the walmart i went to no you would enjoy a walmart rotisserie chicken they're so good i believe you i mean i like everything in arkansas most things not like politics but like when i went i enjoyed my culinary experience it was well i just like can't stop with this these uh copyrighted music music the copyright

of music's music good god well i forgot we forgot to listen to something during lunch oh my god i don't want to i'm nervous so what do we usually do on fisting friday you're probably wondering and if you're wondering that then you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here you should go back to our episode that came out yesterday and then you can participate next week yeah this it's kind of like um fraternity sorority uh initiation you would mean on my end where you know you gotta you gotta watch you gotta put your training wheels on before you hop in head first and figure this out so we are going to read the results from last week's episode of but am i wrong and we're gonna share that so this was our six i'm sorry i hiccuped it was our 60th episode

mm-hmm isn't that kooky crazy it is but am i wrong episode 60 would you like some Adderall ASMR. That's nice, wasn't it? First up, mine was people that hate kids. 3% said I was wrong. 97% said I was not wrong. And of course, I had to use a great photo. It was technically a screenshot of a GIF.

I have so many fucking screenshots of this GIF of Cammie trying to get the perfect one where the red flag is visible but not covering her face so i got a couple messages about this so someone said what megan said about hating kids screaming of someone who was hurt as a kid really resonated with me i used to think along the lines of not being into not being into kids and thinking they were annoying but i've softened a lot more over time now that i'm older and i spent time with nieces and nephews i had a rough childhood so megan said was like a light bulb where those feelings might have come from someone else said sorry to disagree with this and i actually do like kids as you said the kids that didn't need to be

be born neither did the people who don't like kids i obviously don't condone people mistreating or even directing hate that hate directly at kids but the friends i know that hate kids simply avoid them whenever possible or tolerate them when they're in their presence maybe we maybe like we would do in the presence of a group of tiny rachels see that but that's not what i'm talking about no like there's a difference between you know not wanting to have kids and like not like preferring to like spend not spend time with kids because you know kids can be loud they can you know you're doing like reading books that are not maybe like what you want to do but it's not that like that's that's the difference of like child free by choice

between that and hating kids like you don't hate kids then can i read one that i found very offensive oh it's just gonna go ableist isn't it i wouldn't even say that um i don't think you're 100% wrong but y'all like and want children so I think you can't totally get it. I respect them as much as any person but I see them more as a large exotic animal. Nice to observe from afar but I don't have the training or desire to handle them. You see that video of the kid trying to carry the cup and spilling it and then dropping it and think so cute I can't wait until I have kids I don't see the cute in those moments I think uh so glad that's not me because that's a massive mess that I have to clean up and how many times has this exact thing happened or will continue

to happen before they're able to do it without the massive cleanup I very rarely see the cute because I don't like or want kids when family brings up their kid when family brings their kids they know going in that i'm not going to deal with the bodily fluids or the screaming and they don't expect me to there i'm there for the adult who i have a relationship with and history with they signed up for the exotic animal holding and observing a plot and support from far away sure if the zombie apocalypse comes i'll keep the kid alive and safe have shitty people jumped on the bandwagon and are being shitty about it yes but you can say that about everything like tiktok weddings and brides from last week and they should be called out for it but there are some people who

generally do not see any appeal to children and they get to express that as long as they don't hurt any kids so first of all i don't when i see a kid drop something i don't think that's cute like no one think it's it's not i see it as a mess like i don't think that it's funny but also calling kids exotic animals they're not animals they're human beings they're small human beings and i'm guessing you're not a person that has been discriminated upon just because of who you are of something that you can't i mean children do eventually become older but like or being called an animal like being compared to humanizing exactly like they're people this is this is very offensive yeah this is like when you said that when i brought up the able and you were like

no this is like more offensive than i i like my mind couldn't even think that this would be a comparison that someone would make like it's very fair to go i wouldn't have the patience to be a teacher like i think about like i think of like certain ages like i would love to be a teacher but like i wouldn't have the patience and i don't think that i have the personality type that would enjoy learning about education more to be a great teacher so i'm not going to be a teacher but like that's like if if you don't want to be a dolphin trainer because you don't like swimming in the water okay but like you don't get to call a kid an animal like the comparison here is like you don't get to call people animals no and like you're looking from you're saying like oh well

i'm not qualified to handle this like so there's so many other ways for you to say that that's not making a child an animal that's like a spectacle that you're watching through the glass like that's just so fucked up right and i think about like for me my my my mind automatically goes to like when black people were put in cages as if they were animals and looked upon like a person can't help what the color of their skin is is like calling them something exotic and then you're talking about a child who can't help being a child like you were a child at one time you're not an animal no and it's it's animals in this sense are used for your entertainment and amusement and like that's what's that's dehuman like no they're not they're literally just existing in

this idea that like people and kids have to be a certain way in order for you to like them or respect them but it's like well i'm not going to because of it's who like no you're literally discriminating based on who they are there are some kids that i do not like this just like there's some adults that i don't like but you can't just generalize about the whole the group as a whole You can say, I don't want to have kids. That's fine. You can say, I don't want to work with children. Fine. You can say, I don't want to be a babysitter. I don't want to do that because I don't like the responsibilities that come along with that. And I like my space and I like that. And that's not something that I want. but like to make I hate kids you you can't say that you can't I hate this group of people like the amount the people you can say that about Nazis but like this is a group of literal innocent children who've like we've all been there and not wanting to be a parent not wanting to be a

caregiver of a child and not wanting to devote your life to spending time with children is very different than viscerally hating children because like think of the other people that you could say that you hate why is it donald trump fucking andrew tate and then children across the globe like what one of these things is not like the other right and it really roots like all so much of it roots back into like ableism of being like well they're just like they can't do anything like they're just like you have to take care of them and they're just like you can't like i want i want a grownup, I can have a full conversation with like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, so you're just discriminating against all like, what the fuck? Like,

I just, I don't want to be around someone who needs to be taken care of. Oh, okay. Say it again. Like, keep like, tell me again, tell me again, like, let's unpack this a little bit more. And again, children can do things that are like frustrating and annoying. And I think if you recognize that you can't have the empathy for that, like, that's great that you're not going to have kids you don't want to have kids and there are things that like i want to have kids and there are things that like some like my nephew or other kids can do that i'm like oh this is frustrating for me but i know that it is not that child's fault but when you hate someone that's the fault of the person right oh that makes me so like uncomfortably mad all right and then uh mine was

politicians should have to take a civics test before they run for office one percent said that i was wrong 99 said the writer is not wrong the writer as in me what i don't know i it changed but it has the same percentage i was looking at that i was like melissa is not wrong so this is another part for me being like i don't know how to read then we have writer number one versus ghosting a friend who doesn't support the writer postpartum one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the writer is not wrong i want you to know how hard it was for me to read that not saying opossum like that's my mind there's some fucking words that how they're spelled and how i hear them i can't read them out loud that way this one um

made me frustrated i mean not the results but like thinking back on this call yeah writer number two versus father who shares his thoughts on tatted women's bodies one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the father is wrong fuck the father then we write number three versus the brother who uses the living room as his bedroom one percent of the writer is wrong 99 said the brother is wrong i am one of the writers in this passed but am I wrong talking about my brother using the living room so my brother says the reason he likes the living room is the openness of it he likes walking around the house and not

feeling confined to his room he'll do laps around the first floor of the house to let out energy which to me doesn't make much sense because he could leave his door open and walk around even if he was in his room and no he is not one to go to the gym and run to do that stuff to get energy out of the way. Also the rest of my family and I have tried helping him tidy up. We had a cleaning day before New Year's to go into the new year on a better foot and he just barely participated. Also the issue has sort of resolved itself since I'm back at work and my mom and other brother works during the day. So he gets the living room. Still my mom is trying to get him to leave little by little but i don't see him leaving anytime soon he is the baby by the way lol

baby part checks out i just like i like that's like one of those like little things that would drive me absolutely like i can deal with a lot of other like shit that's bigger but that's just one that i would be like i'm moving out like i i don't know what it is sometimes when people do things that i think are like annoying and illogical like that's where i like i i can't like i lose my mind yeah and then writer number four versus manipulative mother who wants to know everything about the writer's life and wants to go to therapy 11 said the writer is wrong 89 said the mother is wrong a lot of people wrote in and said the same thing that like we had said on there where it was like you know i don't think the mother's right for anything that she's doing but

going to therapy if it's probably won't maybe like fix the relationship but it might be the helpful like nail in the coffin for the writer to be done with that relationship for my wrong of the week i nominated jeffrey starr and 97 said this racist is wrong and three percent said this racist is not wrong how many of you voted wrong a lot of people did okay great um jeffrey starr has not stopped being in the news recently as well started a podcast and came out with his like nfl boyfriend um and like the nfl boyfriend like is just posing like holding a gun and like all of these photos together he's like hand is on the like his fingers on the trigger like it's just like very weird vibe and like i think the whole podcast is just like offensive well on brand

i know nothing again what i know about this man is what you shared the other day so when you perfectly predicted exactly what yeah now i know what he looks like does he look like this all the time so i picked i wanted to pick a non-photoshopped photo okay so the wigs look um a lot better on instagram than they do in getty images so i wanted to capture the real essence got it all right wrong of the week florida nursing schools 99 said the florida schools are wrong one percent said they're not wrong i can't believe that like we're just gonna have to like sit on that just like wait yeah you know what i mean yeah like that just seems like no this is pressing

i think we need to change how this like goes about like we can't just like move on with our lives this is not not good well those are the results anything else you want to talk about how long i know everybody was looking forward to um hearing how megan got hit with the dodgeball oh and unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances she'll have to hit me and we have to uh postpone probably up to three weeks at least um but we're gonna go have a tea party and that's what i originally wanted to do but then i wasn't going to do it because my cousin was doing it for her birthday but now she's not even doing it so we could have done it originally oh was this the cousin who's going out of town she's working that day okay and then now her

birthday she's working the weekend that she was doing her birthday party so we're doing something completely different so i could have gone with my original plan well you know you can't cancel field day because mods will oh no no no uh not mods will cry gabe's um boyfriend also is like a professional they play on a regular team of dodgeball and they were looking forward to it also allison's fiance was very much looking forward to it so there was going to be a lot i gave matz the speech of being like depending on your behavior i might pretend i don't know you like you weren't the only person that told me that i'm so else there was somebody else who's bringing their significant other and i don't remember but they said the same thing

yeah like wasn't any of the ones i already named matz was on like a dodgeball league for i don't think i think it was just like la i don't think it was like through work or something and got kicked off i wonder if then if he played with gabe's boyfriend i will die like it will be and also by the way like i love this man to death but like he plays sports like he's playing lacrosse like fucking d1 lacrosse in college and i'm like babe you're in your 30s you commute to your office job i mean it doesn't work it's not an office job but like you commute to your job you're on your feet a lot you're walking a lot um but you stretch before you hit balls for 30 seconds when you're playing golf and you stretch a little bit before you play a round of golf but like

you're the the level of enthusiasm does not match his current stamina but like you know when you're so fucking stoked about something it's like lifting a car off of a bait like so like he's like i just know we're gonna get into the car and like he's gonna be a sack of bones and he'll have no idea i was gonna have a full stretching routine before good call yeah he can't even touch his toes well we're we're gonna we were gonna do a full warm-up can i read a review we got oh my god please do you see i'm not reading it on the main podcast for a reason okay why i mean yeah give it to me baby i don't like these girls they're so negative and like they're just

mean to people like let me be a homewrecker something like that it's not that that in depth i said used to be a big fan from stop logging me out i literally never believe anyone who says this used to be a big fan but the attitudes have gotten unbearable the show i signed up for does not exist anymore and was replaced by four consecutive days of out of touch opinions that i do not want in my feed every day first of all personal problem but first of all it's not even four consecutive days there's a break in there so you can't you can't be trusted second i don't believe you i know that's like half the shit i'm like i just don't but like especially when people are like vague about shit

i'm like you're allowed to like fully disagree with us without a doubt but like what right what do you disagree about and you're like i'm just done watching this i'm like okay so i don't think you liked it that much one opinion maybe they really hate maybe they're maybe they work for big treasure and they're being like stop we don't want more people treasure hunting right your fucking out of touch opinions that is true treasure hunting is pretty out of touch you know what's also out of touch quicksand i'm obsessed they hate they're they they hate dip and dot oh wow they're like dip and dots is ice cream of the future you fucking bitches but dip and dots doesn't even believe it themselves

it's not their slogan anymore maybe they think they know dip in better than dots maybe wow love to see it big fan well if i inspired anyone to like want to write a review go ahead it's okay if not like i can't tell you you could not find and i know when people like say that they're unbothered like that means you're bothered i cannot tell you two people who could not care less you know it's just there's a reason why we have these podcasts um it's because we like to do our research i mean we literally research so much no i mean like we like to be right like solid in it i don't understand how you can listen to but am i wrong and honestly think that like we're out of touch i mean i guess it depends on like what you're like if you want to

be annoyed about us talking about like restaurants in la like okay but that wasn't even on but am i wrong no i know i know i'm just saying like if they're like four days a week well this was earlier so it wasn't that episode wasn't even out yet one and then two in the because they left it on like february 3rd so i don't think that episode was out yet and then two in the comp in the description for that when we were talking about restaurants i literally it literally says out of touch it's funny it's funny as hell i know i like you know you guys we all love specifics so like if that's why i can never believe someone who's like i don't like this and i'm like what is it you gotta tell me what it is otherwise i'm like invalid cite your source mla format did you go to

lowes this weekend no you're busy what did i do this weekend no i saw my friend this weekend and then yeah i've been editing like all fucking weekend um did not go to lowes i was gonna work on getting my um ring fixed and getting it tightened up didn't do that either um yeah i like honestly did not get much done this weekend except for the things i had to get done mostly watching a lot of scandal and um also joined a quilting subreddit and i'm like is that gonna be my thing or am i gonna be a dollhouse girly it's been hard and i've also done nothing with any of them oh my god by the way so you know the whole the trope of white people don't season their food so i know it's true like i see it happen all the time but never in my life have

i ever seen someone not season their food it's a tiktok and then i open the comments and everyone's defending the person not seasoning their food and i was like i remember i saw a one that was like i don't season my food because i like to the natural taste of food and i was like what do you think seasonings are it's like dry chilies dry parsley like it's just foods but dried and chopped up in little things to is to help the the main food like who just wants to eat like salt and pepper and then sweetness acid fat all of those things like it doesn't add new it it amplifies the pre-existing flavor profile yeah yeah so this person made i'm just gonna say though i was influenced because i was like damn i gotta get me some chicken cutlets like they make

like a i don't know if they're panko but they're crispy breaded chicken cutlets i got some panko that's gluten-free yeah i've heard very excited when i tell you that like you're dipping into eggs flour and then panko and no flavor melissa flour pure white panko beige there's an i was of all the things to not season and then for people to defend i was shocked but the thing is is like flour if you're you're like uh like flour doesn't you know or you're like i like the natural flavor of it flour is not the natural flavor of like it it i'm so confused i made wait till this is done and they just add salt and pepper at the end they didn't even salt and add pepper i'm so confused i made something similar and then look what they do look what they've got down there

i've made something similar last week like almost the same but i seasoned the flour i'm like i was just baffled looking at the comments but i do want to say um and then they've got cabbage no king authors no is it no it's bob it's bob one to one we've got we've got two dad we got two daddies in this household we got king arthur and the one one fries will so if you want it fried food i should do that yeah but like so someone commented no seasoning and some people said did i miss the seasoning and then so y'all just because the meat doesn't look like a granite countertop doesn't mean it's not seasoned actually it does if your seasoning does not change the color profile of your food you are not seasoning enough like when people are like oh and i threw a dash of paprika

in where i'm like where i don't see it i don't even see a tinge i don't see nothing of the sort but but but i made something similar but my it was a different color at the end already everyone saying where's the seasoning are people who don't even know how to cook exact opposite vanessa i'm confused by the seasoning comments she salt and peppers them and if it's italian breadcrumbs those are season two first of all they're not italian breadcrumbs and that is not enough even if they were italian breadcrumbs i'm just like people need to realize less seasonings the better if you get too many it just ruins what you're eating how do these poor people

because here's the thing if you're not a big food you don't enjoy food and you're just like a soylent through and through yeah don't waste your money on the spices like it's serving a purpose but if you're like you got to enjoy the natural chicken essence i'm like you guys have chicken tartare right here like what do you mean chicken like this is if if that if you really just want to enjoy the natural chicken essence then eat a boiled piece of chicken with no that's a dog because that's not the natural chicken yeah that's not natural i just i i can't i have such a hard time with like and then people be like oh my god food at a restaurant is so much better and i'm like season your god damn food come on trader joe's makes it so easy too they've got seasoning

blends yeah my favorite one of anyone is so big ones i've been loving right now i've always loved the umami spice it's great adds a nice umami flavor it doesn't taste mushroomy for anyone who's wondering it just adds like a depth especially for foods that you usually would cook for a long time if you add it in a pressure cooker or something like it it gives that and then another great one which i've been putting in our chicken pot pie and chicken noodle soup and things the everything but the leftover seasoning so it's like you know thyme sage lots of thanksgiving spices and then also dehydrated uh like nutritional yeast and stuff oh yeah i put that and stuff all it's tasty yeah like the world when people discover these they're gonna be like wow but

the thing is is people killed for these spices and now your answers colonized for these spices and you're not going to use it? But the reason was because the whole natural flavor of things was because once everything was colonized and then the commoners got a hold of it, then the aristocrats were like, we can't have that anymore.

We're just going to eat plain meat or whatever food because we're going to enjoy the natural flavor. It goes back to that. That's exactly what it is. What the fuck? Yes. wow that's wild and embarrassing it is like you called you killed people for these spices

and then when it got in the to the hands of everyone you were like we're too good for it and now we're not in this season and for some reason it has trickled down wow that's big spice yeah that's imagine thinking that like you're coming out winning with your beige food yep and also like unseasoned food no matter how crispy it is it's soggy it's soggy it's bland it's gamey even if it's not or it just tastes like flour or it tastes like it doesn't taste like food it's like a cardboard box like it's just like ew like i've over seasoned my food like that's that's how you know you gotta reel it in if i don't see at least some garlic powder in there some onion powder like that's the basis bare minimum bare minimum bare minimum

and saute some onions yeah like these people i also wonder i'm like do you not like put salt on your rice or like anything look at this delicious saute I did oh wow that's beautiful you should know I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to get chef hats that work with um afros and I couldn't find any I wanted one so bad thank you I couldn't find one so I am hoping that I feel like that's something that I've said it around my phone enough that someone might make a kickstarter for something on tiktok for one and i will be donating okay and i think if i like got a sewing machine and like was a little bit more i could figure it out because my my thought what i thought could be would be a headband it's not even yeah but making

the hat wouldn't even because you just you make the circle and then you just sew up one side so it's not even that hard well i was thinking something because aren't so aren't technically chef hat supposed to like keep your hair out of the way so i was thinking if you had a head like a headband style and it was there and you could put it on top of your or you could put hair inside as well then it started looking like a bonnet well and there was like a master chef yeah branded bonnet but i tried and thank you i'm not i'm not over it like i'm not i'm not over it because you can probably have something on etsy creative i know i was thinking that because i i do have a vision of you in like a custom apron with like a fucking chef like as like taking your full form

as a grill dad yeah and i just think it's gonna be great yeah and i'm just not gonna settle for half-assing it that's that's a very thoughtful gift it's on it's on my list i've told you before i had one where i was like i years ago um but i was like we i want to do it we if we eventually go on tour like denim jackets that have our names on them so i'm adding i've added this to the list of you know when the stars align yeah and i learned how to sew this is on there anyways anything else that you would like to discuss or no we're good we're good okay well we hope you all enjoyed getting fisted this friday let us know what you're doing send us a comment on our instagram what are your weekend plans what shows are you watching whose dick are you sucking

you know who's eating your cat who's eating your ass i saw tiktok and we'll cut right after this because there's no explanation needed because that's literally how she did this tiktok this girl got strep throat in her pussy goodbye you