Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: DP

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results from the But Am I Wrong Episodes: Bad Dog Parent = Bad Human Parent? Microwaved Menstrual Cup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

what it do hi uh happy friday well welcome to a brand new episode hey y'all where that came from that came from arkansas but i don't even have a southern accent you know maybe your subconscious does maybe your subconscious talks like reba maybe my subconscious is trying to get fucked by a ghost i think your conscious is trying to get fucked by a ghost a cowboy a texan cowboy like me is that makes so much sense i don't even know that i did not even know that wow welcome to fisting friday where we ask you permission right now hey is it cool if we fist you you're here so you're listening is the content to that um and it's where we read the results of this is gonna we should we just do two yeah yeah we're gonna read both the results to a double this is double

penetration yep we're dp'ing right now because last week you might have noticed uh we didn't read any results yeah so it was fun though we had a great time and we're getting back on our bullshit and sort of yeah we're getting back in a different or different the bullshit is different flavor we're back to like the different flavors so get excited um before we get into this i do need to correct um in this it says 72 and 73 it is actually episode 71 and 72 but i did not have the brain power to edit it so i just said so sorry that wasn't 72 it's supposed to be 71 and i also did not correct the next one which went up which just had 73 so then they should okay gotcha all right cool so it's 71 they're not labeled on the actual episodes because i can't do

it anymore because it messes up the labeling so it's only for it's only for this first up melissa and i gave a rant about my terrible therapist one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong looking up these pictures on canva of therapists i just have to say though those models are modeling their ass off i loved it i was just like seeing all the expressions in their faces as they're lying on couches with like oh whoa it's me um then we have mine maybe horses don't want to be written ridden seven percent said i was wrong 93 said i was not wrong and i am low-key shocked at these i'm not worth the results the exact thing that you said in the episode was some horses and that i agree with and someone had posted on the facebook that i said last time that um they

had also agreed and i had a lot of horse people who were like man you scared me at first and then i came around and i agreed so yeah some horse i mean just like not all people i don't know what's something that all people have something so fucked up like not all men deserve rights but no not all not all people like going to the beach that yeah that's true yeah and not all horses want to be ridden and not all horses want to go to the beach go to the beach each but a lot of horses they want to get away so i just want to say that uh i have beef with horses but it's nice to know that horse girls and i ride for something yeah we're aligned i'm a semi horse girl i'm becoming do you know who's a full-blown horse girl lily

really yeah lily is well lily used to be rich can't i know that part i'm obsessed she probably can't ride horses anymore because of her back right well i don't know if anything can get between a horse girl and her horse like i think if the opportunity arose so where she is there's more yeah and no one else really unless they're from here they wouldn't know what it is now we're i'm definitely we're gonna be up there riding horses all the time and i will be so far away letting the horses do their thing and i'll be staying with my steel-toed boots somewhere else have you seen my my cowboy boots that i have now that i use which were allison's no yeah yeah that was your equestrian notice my equestrian boots that i have now it was like gossip girl

energy like it was giving this i wore them to when i went right in dominican republic too oh i don't think i noticed that they're my they're my those are your horse my official oh to be so luxury this is so nice i love it i love it for you yeah i did a little bit more galloping this time when i went galloping so i let it pick up when we were riding i'm happy for you thank you that terrifies me it did the first time because like the horse man whatever he was like you know we're gonna pick it up now and i was like no and the horse went and i was like oh i actually like this and also i he i was like i thought i would be following him on the horse but he was like no the horses know where they're going so that i feel like these are the horses

that you know want to be ridden but you know people say like horses can smell fear horses look at me and they just go not her not her and i go not me it's not the right like we don't we don't vibe and that's okay yeah i let them do their thing yeah then we've got writer number one versus sister who sterilized her period cup in the microwave this is an amazing picture thank you so much i tried so hard and i when i tell you like i had to pause making this because i could not stop laughing like i had to collect myself in my home alone because i was laughing so hard this might be our most controversial really it's it's oh whoa i don't i was looking at you not it is clearly it's split 50 50 we and it's

a one vote difference should i if i voted right well i can't it's too late i forgot to vote but if i put my vote in there i always vote i'm gonna tell you right now my vote would be the writer is wrong so that would make it 50 50 115 to 115 equal that's crazy that is one person did write in and they're like why is she doing it close to dinner time why can't she just do it another time in the day that is a very good point it's a great question then we have writer number two versus boyfriend wanting her to help pay the car note 75 said the writer is wrong 25 said the boyfriend is wrong some people wrote in and i screenshotted one that confused me and i'm wondering if you understand the writer wrote in for some clarity too oh i missed that it was in the email do you

have it i do okay do you want me to read mine first or that first okay so this one someone said cars are a lot to maintain they're not for some oh they're not for someone to use for free off of someone else's expenses which i was like yes but then someone said i think you need to factor the ticket price into the equation they can be very expensive and the writer pays them herself ticket for what okay that was my question but i didn't know if i missed something well here's the writer thanks for taking my call in the pot that's a write-in I want to update you on this a little you talked a lot about the indirect added cost of the car which I think I wasn't clear enough with the kind of lease he has and the way the tax write-off works where I

live which is Europe my boyfriend gets a different car every two to three years by his company he will never own this car it's more like renting so for him there's no incentive to upkeep it or keep the mileage down down and get and it gets serviced regularly there is a limit on how many miles he is allowed to drive yearly but it's it's nowhere near that limit the insurance automatically covers everyone over 18 living in the household and since we live together i am 100% covered i have gone through everything again with him there literally is no additional cost direct or indirect to him because i use it however i totally hear you regarding the tit for tat i think the car issue touched on us not having enough discussion about our finances and we have

since sat down and talked about it a lot more in the end i decided to pay more money to him for the car regardless of the issue of cost because it's what felt fair to him and we made some adjustments in how we handle some expenses so we both feel good about it now thank you for your honest assessment i really appreciate it wow that makes sense because still at the end of the day you're using it yeah and he was paying for all of it yeah and it's still alive but like if something were to happen to it it's he he even if the company's gonna cover all of that and stuff like still puts him in a position of having to deal with like yep that's to the company so i think it's good that doing that how wild is it if you're just in the house you can just drive the

car and you're covered that is well wrong of the week stockton rush r.i.p i don't know if i'm gonna to throw the p in there it can be anything facts you're right also who named him because i think he named himself he comes from money too there is only two explanations for that name he named himself or he comes from money yeah it's probably two people's maiden names put together oh true and then also at the time of i keep looking at the camera there's no fucking camera also at the time of this you know and you know that his widowed wife is the descendants of the two old people that are in titanic the movie who owned one of those things forever macy's and you know who they are also related to distant distant distant cousins twice removed aunt's uncle

whatever of the fantastic musical artist king princess no clue who that is they're great but they uh i think that was like one of the fun facts about them on like their wikipedia and they were like yeah i don't really know and then when this all happened they were like rip to people i'm apparently related to or something like that i was like wow so 90 97 said rush is wrong three percent said rush is not wrong then we have my wrong of the week gregory lee rod felt a hundred percent said mr glr is wrong zero percent said he is not wrong this is the booby track this is the booby man and my thing is your playlist might get you through the work day but have you ever wondered how your ancestors spent theirs what work helped them build a life how did they adapt

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Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. I did some, I like did more digging because more came out about this afterwards because like this was like all like local news that then got picked up and then people were like, wait i want more info and logan was like okay like we'll do some more digging for you um so he was

the he was originally in jail so they like picked him up from jail to clean out his house he was on a weekend vacation from jail he was like going back to jail like furloughed yeah so like he didn't have much to lose he was already in jail and so to me i was like he was hatching this plan when he was in jail and it was like come clean this out which i just think it's it's crazy that like for our fucking like prison happy like obsessed with this kind of shit that like you're like people need to like pay the price like chain them up forever but like if you want to come home on a weekend and like clean out your house like you can do that like what the fuck like it's just so weird and i was like and you're expecting like him to like be so helpful

and so kind like you're sending him back to jail like what the fuck is his incentive um but he was in jail because he um for elder financial abuse of his mom yeah we did talk yeah and then it was for like a lot of money like a lot a lot of money so either like she had a lot of money or this he committed like an immense amount of like insurance fraud and to that i would say why didn't any of that brain power go into these booby traps because it seemed like you made away with a hell of a lot of money and tying a hot tub to a string is not conducive of a man

who can defraud the government like that. Well, well, well. So I am continuing to follow this because I'm interested and I can't wait to see Willem Dafoe portray this in a movie. Can you send him some sunscreen? You know, it might be late for that.

Like, the skin... He might be on the yard, though. You know what I mean? Oh, no. The prison yard. Definitely. I feel like they would never give them sunscreen. I feel like that'd be, like, not allowed.

Sunscreen? Yeah. It's basically, it's a basic health thing. They don't care. You have to get your braces removed. Because then it's more money, though, like, then they have to treat, like, skin cancer. Yeah.

I don't know. I would hope so. But I don't have much faith. all right next episode whoa this is episode 72 and we have my hot take which was stop selling things you got for free eight percent said i was wrong and 92 said i was not wrong i had two people who messaged that i wanted to read someone said as a very poorly paid ulta employee who sells her unwanted free products you got from work i think it's fine to sell things you got for free but not broken things

that i do think is different yeah you're talking about people that already had yes so more money i think when you're that to me is like a part of your hustle do you know i mean that's like you work in a restaurant tips an unfortunate a part of your hustle because you're not getting paid adequately this to me is the same thing and someone said um that they they said i used to pick things out of the trash and clean them up and sell them when i couldn't pay rent and i said also very very different there's effort and work put into that yeah you didn't get it for free i mean you got it for free but you had to search it out it wasn't a gifted to you yeah you put work into that like you know there are some ethics behind people talking about like depop resellers

who like go into like goodwills and salvation armies and they like find the cute stuff and then they resell it and they up market like they're putting work into that they're putting hours and time into that and you can like think there's an ethical up chart that you can do but i don't think that's not the same thing to me as someone who got a free lamp because theirs is broken from wayfair and then sells the broken one for five dollars less yep then you had me with my airport rants three percent said i was wrong 97 said i was not wrong would you like to update people on what you texted me the day after this when you were two days later when you were on a flight of how it worked out for you so the first what was that let me let me go through all my

plane experiences first of all when i got to the no i'll start with the man that came to pick me up in the uber he i was standing on the corner he just drove right past me speeding down the street and to that i'm like that's why i need speed bumps over here another one of my many reasons and he just kind of parked in the middle of the street down there and i had to walk over and then he was on his phone texting and whatnot while he was driving i was very angry that's just then i get to the airport and i'm in the uh international terminal no one had on a mask literally not one person a couple people that work there did but nobody getting on planes did and then you know i pay for clear it was closed but i'm not allowed yeah i'm

like what comp the whole comp my comp something for me today um and then i got on the first oh and also the system was down and they had to manually check everybody in which is a lot on an international flight then i get on the plane i would like to read the text you sent me the guy on the plane is not hot and he has his toes out that's what i received at 9 35 p.m and then at 1009 i get made it and i said how was the flight besides the toes and you say no turbulence and this was p.m to a.m so the first one was p.m next was a.m then on my oh also my connecting flight from panama to the dominic to punta cana um seconds in between i had no time to go pee but then we sat on the plane for like 45 minutes waiting and you're just sweating bladder full yes

cruel yes because some people were late getting there and i was like well i had i fucking made it to go pee then my flight back this woman was sitting in my seat and she was like this is my seat i show it to her and she goes no this is my seat this is crazy that this has happened to you than when you got to la that's wild so i'm i'm arguing with her people are lining up behind and then finally her husband who is seated in the middle gets up and looks at it and i'm like this is literally my seat and he's like he just kind of nods and tells her to move and i'm like all this for no fucking reason i am a strict as i said before i always have to write somewhere over the wing uh-huh to see the colonial woman uh-huh and um be in control of the window

seal the window oh yeah yeah whatever whatever it's called what's it called window you know when you say a word and then you ask me what it's really called and i go i'm so sorry i can only hear what you have shade yeah i have to be in charge of it and then she was in a bad mood the whole fucking her own fucking fault yes and then she like looks at her other ticket she's like oh i have the window for the next one the connecting one i was like not my problem then on the next flight we again my connecting one connecting flights this is why you don't want to get on a plane for a really long time but i have to to go see beyonce my connecting one they were also late the person i thought i was gonna have you know a seat between me and the other family

that was on the other side of me i thought they were gonna be the worst of it with the children they were perfectly fine again we're sitting there for like 45 minutes an hour oh this woman comes in she's sitting next seated next to me huffing and puffing her son is already on the plane they're fucking arguing because he was like why did you take so long to get here like they're yelling at each other in but like turning in between me like in between the seat because he's seated behind and she's pissed that he that she that he she's pissed that he left her all this stuff and then all during the plane her hand was on my thigh and then i'm gonna get you a bubble i put like i put my phone in between so then she couldn't

touch me but then like sometimes it would move and then her hand would find my phone i'm like what the fuck are you doing can you stop touching me was a part of you tempted just to put your hand in her hand to be like this is how uncomfortable you you just hold her hand i did put my hand like next to her hand like and i don't think she got it like she didn't get it then when we're so people need to stop touching i know they need to stop touching i went to sleep i eventually went to sleep at some point and then when we land she asked her son to get her back for her which totally like he should have got and he's just like i'm not getting your fucking bag let's get

off the plane he was being he was like a jackass and then i don't know if it was like where did they go together i don't know they we picked them up in panama i don't know if it was a good time there i don't know if it was his brother with him or a cousin it was somebody that knew him and the relative was like like why won't you just get her back and she and he goes it's not my bag he's a little shithead and then they were when we were going through customs they were like he was they were bringing like a lot of no he didn't have anything he had nothing but they were just arguing the whole time i was so angry what is that and then customs asks i know that they're doing their job they ask the dumbest questions also some of the times they ask these

questions and they're so dumb that like i actually don't answer them right or i don't know how to answer that and then they look at me weird and i go you asked me a bit like what do you mean or they like don't want to ask like leading questions like i remember the first time i ever wore their costumes like they weren't saying like by the way you they can't have produce and they were like so like do you have any like cheese and i was like did i have cheese today and i'm like 11 years old and they're like no do you have cheese with you i go i don't think so like it was just so and they're so weird they're so weird um there's one other thing that happened oh when i was in panama i just paid 30 to no when i was in dominican republic i paid them

30 to skip customs they it was i didn't i saw i was like i'm not getting that fucking line how much is it to skip because they had like a figure they were like vip so i walk into the little office and they were like it's just 30 so i paid for it they put my bag like i'm they put it on the little conveyor belt when i say it was as big as that there's a table in my it's probably like three and a half feet long yeah it's like a teacher table yes so they put it on there and then the woman just escorts me right through i'm through that bitch in five minutes for thirty dollars yes i would do it for thirty dollars yes i would do a lot of things for thirty dollars she just walked me through i didn't have to do anything i want to be able to do that in america

i know you can but it's a whole lot more yeah god that is like actually the worst part about traveling abroad because oh oh i can't stand it yeah somebody also mentioned they wrote in and said i hate when people hold on to your headrests when you're they're like standing up but don't take into account that your head is there that happens all the time too also and i i put this on threads too that people don't realize when they're digging in the back of your seat pocket they're literally playing with your butt like you can it feels like they're rubbing your butt oh my god that's really true i haven't been on a plane in a while i forgot about that people are digging around they're playing with your cheeks ass play i didn't say i wanted that yeah but you

did because it's fisting friday that's wow i never even thought about that one or what's are you what's your preferred seat usually window yeah same window because of the shades but like even if you didn't have the shade like just i can't imagine like not wanting i don't want to be to see you i don't pee on planes period i hold it as long as i can um and so i don't want to be on the outside because then people are i don't want to be near that many people i don't want people like brushing up against me i don't want people brushing up even though people are touching me anyway but um i don't want like all that like i don't want and since i'm not going to get up to pee anyway then it's best for me to be yeah it's best for me to be in that seat it's best for

everybody so if we fly on a plane together we're gonna have to be different back to back i mean front to back yeah but like don't play with my booty cheeks if i'm in front i won't but i'll be like hey i have to play with your booty cheeks you need to grab something and you're like okay get your tickets now for the dog stars it's no surprise how fast civilization can disappear go out there kill or be killed jacob elordi there are people out there they need our help josh brolin shoot first and inquire afterwards margaret qualley okay tough guy and guy pierce arm up the dog stars directed by ridley scott in theaters friday get tickets now

and they're like what the fuck or we'll get pods and then we can steal them from tim meadows then we have writer number one versus friend's husband who doesn't take care of the dog 17 said the writer is wrong 83 said the writer is not wrong and someone said similar similar to what y'all said in the episode i think the writer was wrong for commenting on their friends future kids and how the husband would care for them but i also feel like we need more background on if the husband agreed on getting the dog or not also agree then i got writer number two versus not wanting brother's friend to move in two percent said the writer's wrong 98 said the writer is not wrong somebody wrote in i remember from memory but if you have

i have two okay go ahead so actually i have one i screenshot it twice nope yeah that's what i have um i don't feel the writer's wrong for saying it but i don't think the brother's wrong for asking i'm uh in my opinion the final decision goes to the parents who paid for the house i'm latina in our culture you have an if you have an empty room it means you do help and means to help you do it as i say i think the writer's worries are valid and she can say no but I don't think the brothers to Lulu for asking. So I, I agree with that as well. Um, I also think the cultural part of like helping out another person is totally valid. Um, but I do think you can't offer to help someone out if it's not just riding on you. You know what I mean? Like

if it was like a mutual family member that it was like, Oh, this is going to be annoying. But like we you both feel an obligation but i don't think if you feel an obligation to help someone out and i think if it was part of this person's culture then they would have mentioned it yeah and i i think they wouldn't they'd be annoyed but it'd be like a begrudging yes right you know oh you read that one okay then my wrong of the week i nominated she in and 99 said sham is wrong and two percent said she is not wrong and do you want to be discovered when coming home from the podcast to talk about this what moths doesn't know what she in is how and i go sir you work in finance this is like the most profitable fast fashion company i wonder how

many men like straight men don't know though he knows what alibaba is and i go but alibaba also people buy like electronics and things yeah but she is essentially like a whole wholesaling website that they're using all the same factor like shit is like alibaba but they're making it in a way that's designed to look like pretty little thing or something else so it's like more mainstream version of that but like i was floored shocked that he had truly never heard of and i was like do you know what fashion nova is and he was like yeah i was like how do you like this man walks in to target and goes to the alta section and goes here's your benefit brow gel that you ran out of that you needed but he doesn't know what she in is interesting i've

never bought anything from shan so it's not like i mean like he knows what places are that i've shopped from but like i would just think especially in like the finance talks because oh this is what i was gonna say the reason why it came up it was the day after we recorded this or when i think when i posted the votes to it and i was like oh i wonder what's like if anything else has happened from this they are currently being investigated for racketeering makes sense because they created an algorithm so this makes it like truly criminal criminal um and embezzled like they created an algorithm instead of just like manually having employees find small businesses and designers who've made certain things and ripping them off they found an algorithm to do that for them

to specifically find things that are trending from small places and that's what they're doing so like fashion nova had an issue with like the reproductions of things but that was done by employees not an algorithm and so this is like like fully racketeering and i'm like oh my god like fashion nova like white collar crime like you're like great you and the chrysalis like crazy to me yeah uh all right my wrong of the week roseanne bart 100 said that roseanne is wrong zero percent said roseanne is not wrong somebody said that on their live stream on tiktok roseanne is always popping up and i've never seen her on mine so i want to know what's going on in your algorithm me too i saw that and i was like okay so if you want some advice for how to stop getting

lives that you don't want to see i had like i was in a really dark one at some point and i kept going like why do i keep getting these and i posted on twitter people like babe i love you to pieces have you do you keep clicking on them and i was like well i'm so oh i'm so worried about these people like that's how you keep seeing them stop clicking you also hold it down and say not interested and if it's if you you should just block roseanne like do you actually want to see any of roseanne's content no just block yeah i block people all the time it's not that i don't necessarily like i'm just not interested in their content and then tiktok is still feeding it to me and so i just block them i've blocked people who like i truly have no beef with and then they

started getting like bigger and bigger and bigger and i was like i need to unblock them because like what if we come across and they go why am i blocked and i go i'm so sorry i think about all the time on twitter especially i just block people i just see random things i'm like i don't like what you said here and i just block them i used to go into the replies of like tweets from like famous people and just block people who reply i was just like i don't like you i do that and so it's like if it ever got released of like see who has blocked you and there's like all these fucking random people who've never interacted with me like why did she block me i'm like i didn't like what you said to that person and that's and that's what i have to say to them

yep yeah it's relatable done the same thing can't tell you who it was what it was but you said something at some point that i didn't like and i wanted to make sure that you never showed up in my feed again i want to make sure that you never had the chance to speak anything to me ever again even indirectly oh that's funny yeah that makes me think that i need to go check my tiktok to see if i still have this person blocked i'm not gonna say it because it's really mean who is it i edit this we can wrap this up and then you can tell me that sounds perfect we'll wrap this up um make sure to vote for next week's nope make sure to vote for this week's episode of but am i wrong um these episodes coming out friday obviously but but am i wrong comes out thursday

so either the votes will be up today already as we're talking about this or they'll be up saturday sunday but i'm assuming probably not saturday sunday because it's gonna be super fucking hot and i'm not gonna want to be on my like i'm gonna or maybe i will just be on my phone trying to survive anyways anything else that's it okay hope you enjoyed bye