Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Drunk Driving Without Her Neck Brace

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong Results: Drunk Driving Without Her Neck Brace. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi happy um holy day oh my gosh when you said that my butthole you literally clenched up and that was the goal and so check it off the list accomplished i did my job yeah i wasn't expecting it um but here we are and you know that might be your instinct but we should let everyone know fisting friday that should be something you expect and if you're here going whoa i am shocked how did i end up here to that we say you got the shocker exactly and you want to hop along for the ride you know declench ease the body into it for sure but if you feel like you need to prepare that's also okay and we'll be here we're always here here we are for fisting friday and if you're unfamiliar this is where we read the results of last week's episode of but am i

wrong and um this one went up a little bit late and to that i wasn't that late expect it it was my birthday yeah and also we're recording a day later so it didn't really affect us yeah no and that's that's the good part so yeah we are we'll get into all of it on um see you next tuesday but recording all of this like next upcoming week um virtually because uh I was at the Taylor Swift concert and there were lots of people around and I just want to play it extra extra safe yeah Megan's in the streets I was in the streets and um I did give you the recommendations of my entire medical team um and which I one of them you didn't send so I don't have it saved and i know i looked them up but the one you looked at on instagram but i don't remember his name now

and you didn't want to look through the people following who you know follow him yeah it's complicated i'll send it on over to you again thank you um and so i just you know gotta be extra careful yeah i understand i understand well should we get into these results we shall megan we shall i'm also very excited for ben am i wrong become upcoming week that we have yet to record oh melissa what i tell you i hope to god you're talking about what i oh you know melissa no i'm talking melissa melissa i was like i i was like i don't even have to worry about it like she has a shit i didn't even i didn't even bother to text you because i was like there's no way it i don't she's got this handled the day that i there's on mondays um i usually record a podcast

on that day but we didn't record this day so uh this monday so i spent all day deep deep into it and my notes are extensive i forgot to make some updates because since we didn't record on tuesday there's been some updates but i've got them mentally in my head i can't wait i cannot wait and i just have to say it's one of those things that like there are certain things that happen in the world that bring forth comedians that we didn't know were comedians uh-huh and that my nipples are hard talking about it like that has been the part that like i just know that right now no matter what app i'm on i can open it up and i can laugh my fucking ass off yes yes and i love that it became my new deep sea exploration

and we all need one so stay tuned for that everybody but uh until then let's read the results so this was for episode 75 and first up we have me when my hot take was stop touching people zero percent said i was wrong and 100 said i was not wrong and i did take some screenshots to see what these people said see what these people sorry everybody that was very impersonal i'm so sick of a culture in my industry parentheses music and everyone thinks i'm awkward rude or weird when i express my discomfort about hugging everyone all the time it's our jobs why is it normal to be hugging in your professional relations yes i wholeheartedly agree with that

and i think about that in the sense of like creatives are also supposed to be nice like you have to like be likable and like you don't have to be likable in a lot of other jobs like you know your boss needs to you need to be like a fine person to to work with but like how many people do we work with who are horrible to work with and they still work you know that's the only one i saved from that one there's another one i'm autistic and not speaking for all some of us don't like being touched or even hug i lost a friend in middle school for constantly giving me hug attacks to point to the point i ended up lashing out don't remember that part at all and somehow giving them a bump on the face like cardi b fucking relatable i have i honestly

like i always tell like i tell mods like specifically if there is a touch coming towards me and I am not expecting it and I have not said like cool I cannot be held accountable for my reflex and my reflex isn't just like you know the doctor hitting the gavel on your knee and it like bouncing

gavel what is it it looks like a gavel it's like a rubber gavel order in the court order on the kneecaps but like yeah sometimes I will like I'll punch you like and that's just

it's my it's my reflex that's what i always think about those um people that call themselves pranksters and dress up like as a plant yeah i would sit outside them in the fucking face i'm like now that and and i know how to throw a punch now for like how long when did we start going around i don't know but yeah no and now i have a punching bag at home you got a fucking one two hook you got like five years of like yes hunch punches that that i have never done it on a human being but that day would be the first day i'm ready for to make some squishy contact i'm ready for it not to just bounce back completely like i'm ready to cave some noses in like don't fucking i just i it baffles me and then people are like why would you do that and i go

was i gonna do that if what what led us here what was the cause because it certainly was not me yep all right and then mine was we need to stop going to florida four percent said i was wrong 96 said i was not wrong someone said still trying to get my undocumented fam out safely so fucking rough somebody said only saying mel first of all don't call me mel only saying mel is wrong because i live in florida and am sad we said if you lived in florida yeah just because you didn't get a name check like charity doesn't mean that like we're not including you in this yeah like know that charity's name represents not just charity but it represents i mean depending on it sometimes we're only talking to charity but like yeah you know she represents she she

would hate to know that she does represent the state of florida the state of florida in from a place of love and protection that we know we we know whenever we talk shit on florida we have to insist charity we're picking you up on the way yes like don't worry someone also said as someone who's in florida and is gay heart agree please don't give this awful state tourism money did you fucking see what he uh just did greg abbott the one where he was talking about um picking up his kids while his wife was had cancer no um he made this like floating barrier in the rio grande that he covered in uh knives so people what uh-huh or like blades like they're not like i don't want to sound like he just like this isn't a diy project like and it's like subtle

enough that like they just look kind of like metal bands on there so you wouldn't see and so people's bodies are getting caught in them uh to a deadly or mangled man yeah it's absolutely insane it's like um squid games shit like it's it's it's you want to harm people publicly like and physically you want to and the fact you're gonna put people who work there through the trauma of that like it's just all fucked ew yep it's a floating barrier has circular saws on it he's like a cartoon villain yeah he is and his little shoes that he wears yeah he looks like did you see that video where his wife was like praising him for picking up their kids while she had cancer like we're supposed to applaud him for that they're his kids for doing carpool pickup

yes oh maybe he doesn't know how to drive maybe he learned how to drive to do this and we're still again we're still supposed to applaud him for that because i don't know if his legs can reach the pedals if my legs can reach his legs can reach maybe he has a maybe he has a lifted hummer and he just like refuses to admit that like he's not a short king but like i used to drive a hummer i told you that right i can't believe no i can't it was my company i just imagine just like you getting out of the car and like someone's like where oh oh there you yep and imagine me pulling up to valet that's what i mean in this car and i hop out whipping out your step stool it was funny and they and this is when like there weren't a lot of hummers

and yeah so like it was like when i pulled up people were like excited to drive it that's so funny and then also my friend had like a real hummer like yellow it was like yep it was yellow and like it was like in the inside it was like military where it wasn't even like real seats like yeah no you're in like a like an upside down amusement park ride strapped in yep and we would go pick up melanie from school and she'd be so embarrassed because she didn't understand and then later she was like i didn't like appreciate the fact that i was living a rap fucking music video in like a i don't know probably like 200k at that yeah no that's like a video vixen car like this is my super sweet 16 like live your moment like come on wow that is fucking crazy

that was like not a marin car obviously yeah then we have writer number one versus the concert goers who left because the writer and their friend were being loud 83 of the writer is wrong 17 of the writer's not wrong and we got a lot of people writing in about this one so um someone said i was mega torn on this one i'm usually one who's pretty loud at concerts until i notice people giving me looks and are visibly annoyed that i tone it down now that i'm thinking about it though the writer was wrong for not stopping after they noticed people were visibly annoyed someone else said i have some thoughts about this when you started reading the submission i did not think instinctively that the writer was wrong you did

convince me of the arguments you gave however i think that being aware of proper concert etiquette is definitely a privilege. I've never been able to afford concert tickets to a big artist like Lana's magnitude. I think that if I went to see my favorite artist, I would be I would be a little feral, even more so if I was on the floor. I do 100% agree that if people were looking annoyed at me, I would get the hint and tone down my voice. And that's why I think the writer is wrong and so inconsiderate, not mentioning the fact that talking to the first act is very disrespectful and has nothing to do with not having been to a lot of concerts. However, I think that all people older and younger screaming at concerts does not necessarily

mean that they are inconsiderate. I truly thought that the point of concert is singing along during the performance. So there's another one I want to read after I'm saying this. So this the thing is, is like if you are like, well, if I notice what I'm doing is pissing people off the first time that that happens, then knowing that it's a chance and a possibility that it is a fresh annoying to other people then that should be the the mindset going in the next time you go to a concert not like every time you go to a concert it's a clean slate and it's like well i'm just gonna do it until someone gets annoyed and it's like someone got annoyed last time but then also think like how many of us have social anxiety and like would feel very uncomfortable like not everyone

expresses that they're annoyed or frustrated the exact same way and so knowing that someone could get annoyed by said behavior i think it's just so much better to vibe check like what the concert is and like i said before i went to taylor swift and that will be brought up by another person in the one that i'm going to read because that has before you get to that one i just want to um because i know which one you're going to get to and i got thoughts on that one too someone also said even beyonce hates loud singers and sent a video of beyonce looking at somebody like because they were being too loud and um that's actually what i was referencing exactly i also love the amount of people being like how do you scream sing to lana like you can't hear a thing that she's

so someone said gotta say this might be one of your worst takes loudly screaming singing along with the artist of what makes the experience of a concert i just saw that megan posted a lot of videos from taylor and literally read about how nice it was to see everyone screaming along to this one lyric of course you need some common sense like no need to just stand there and scream if the artist is talking i also thought it was very funny since sweden just got under a lot of heat for not being loud enough at the Beyonce show. Like the videos were spreading on social media and people were like, what the fuck? Why is this so quiet? I think both as a concert goer, as well as the artists on stage, you really appreciate having people screaming the lyrics

to your songs during the concert. Imagine how awkward an arena slash stadium show would be if it was quiet. A, so not awkward at all. But also, like I said in the original one, like there is a huge, like Taylor Swift is a very major exception to this mentality, but there is still limits. So you're singing along to the songs and fact like truthfully if i i do wish everyone sang a little bit quieter so you could hear her better but they compensate with the uh amps and so i got moths and i both like concert specific earplugs to wear during it and he was like i go to show like i've been to so many shows like it's fine i'm like it's different it's because everyone Scream sings her songs. They play the music and her vocals so much louder. And then people are

singing louder. And he was like, he even said, he's like, I've never been to a place that was this loud. And so there are moments, but you can even hear in my video when I'm recording, like people get really loud for like certain lines and not for other ones and some songs more than other ones. But again, there's like a difference of knowing that every single person is doing that there and you're all doing it together I think if you're the one person who's not singing along and you go to a Taylor Swift concert everybody is singing along everybody is very loud and you're like upset and you want everyone to be quiet that I understand but like it's not going to happen like that's that's it's just a truth of the matter and how I would behave at a Taylor Swift concert

singing along I I sing along for some songs I like sometimes will like lip sync along to other songs like depending on what it is depending on how loud everything else is but there was a girl next to or in our row who the word feral is a good word to describe like she hate that word so no she went into like like moss like we both both of us he was i was like i don't even want to look at her annoyed because like this i don't want to sound like it sounded like she was having like a religion it was like it was like this this like got like this like uh i don't even know if demon was coming out of her i don't even know if she like totally was aware every time she was doing it and she was with her dad and so i would just kind of give a look to her dad because i'm

like i don't i don't know this is a it's a it was an intense sound it was a really deep really throaty like guttural and it broke through the sound of everybody else singing and it was like incredibly intense and she would do it at parts of songs that were not taylor's most popular songs and her and i am like bitch we got the same taste like i totally understand but she was doing it in a way so like specifically when she knew a lot of other people wouldn't be singing along to it she would pick one lyric and then people would turn and look and so it was in a way like that. And she knew. And then even during the opener, there were some people who were just screaming the whole time. And they know that like, if you can hear your voice above everybody else's,

you are too loud. If you can pick your voice out of a lineup, if other people can turn and know where that sound is coming from in a crowd of people who are being loud, you are being too loud. And there's a way to like sing along and like scream when you're excited. That is a part of the collective that's not disrupting the other people near you and thankfully I think her dad like noticed that like I Maz also was looking like anytime she would make that noise like we would both like just look to her dad because she was also pretty young and um it could have been yeah it could have been her first concert experience as well and that's something I would have done when I was young like you feel like you're gonna get noticed and it's like very exciting but she

like it was toned down exponentially so i i do think that there is a way to enjoy concerts and if you've never been around someone like that and you've never been to a show like that where someone else's viewing experience is ruining yours and there's actually no way you can't even get on their level because it's just disruptive to everybody else that's not fun for anyone and the artist doesn't want that the artist doesn't want other fans to ruin the show and the experience and have that be left a bad taste in their mouth for something that they didn't do you know so i just think that that's not the case and i do think a lot of people have not experienced that and so if you felt like you're in this as a collective that's not the same experience

yep and then to uh piggyback off the thing that you said about the beyonce thing it was in a place where that is how they attend concerts that is their etiquette that was for that and so people that were posting did not understand the etiquette of that place you have to understand the etiquette of where you are yep so beyonce knew that going into it and she wasn't angry beyonce also gets angry at people when they're being too fucking loud there are certain parts in her song where she allows the audience to be loud and then she everybody goes on mute like people are supposed to be quiet yep yeah it's just like if you're attending uh a concert in la uh houston and specifically a beyonce you're gonna have a different experience than you are seeing beyonce

in sweden or in uh spain seeing a seeing a concert in the united states versus seeing a concert in brazil like everybody has different norms of these things and it's our responsibility like to like a not police how other people like their culture on those things and then also assimilate when according to but i mean take those tiktok comments like i don't agree with people saying like i would have been losing my mind it's like that's not what you're it's not what they do there and then you're gonna ruin other people's experience and that doesn't make you more of a fan yes you will lose your mind in the place that you are but not where they are so you go to the concert where you are and you understand the etiquette exactly then we've got writer number two versus dad's

ex-girlfriend who drove drunk and didn't wear her neck brace two percent said the writer is wrong 98 said the writer is not wrong oh someone said as someone with a family with multiple duis i know what the fuck i really respect the writer for putting their foot down and enforcing boundaries around this it's not easy especially when the rest of the family is happy to ignore it um my wrong of the week i nominated robbie williams and 98 said he is wrong two percent said he is not wrong um and i just have to say like looking up this man and these photos of him performing um he is so committed to being campy like he literally did like a pap walk when he was in the caribbean because he got he got covid when he was there and so he's like at the resort like

doing like he called paparazzi and he's like at the resort just like sitting by the pool wearing a mask and i was like i don't need paparazzi like if paparazzi can have proof of you socially isolating like i don't think you're doing a good enough job also so this was after you did this no i think this was before okay but also like who was around him at this pool that's what i'm saying So you have, like, if you're isolating at your pool, then why do you need a mask on? No, he's in the Caribbean. Like, he's at a resort. Oh.

And so what I'm saying, I'm like, it could have been like a private villa too, but I'm also like, why do you need, if the paparazzi can prove you're isolating, you're actually not doing a very good job. All right. Then we've got Jason Aldean, 99% said the toe is wrong, 1% said the toe is not wrong. i do really appreciate all the responses of people being like wow that's a toe yeah that's a big toe yeah that's a girthy that's like my big toe like that's my big toe that has a little bit of the issue like that's like the girthy big toe it's crazy that his neck and his septum are both

receding megan i'm sorry as someone who literally broke their nose when they were a child from falling flat on their face i can say he does look like he fell flat on his face and like i've been there i dr john bartanian will do wonderful work for you sir like but probably not actually for you i think he would he'd turn you away anyways that is it i'm glad that song had a resurgence this week though for other reasons and you know what there needed to be a theme song

and an anthem and other I mean other people have you know released songs too oh have you you didn't get the songs I don't know if I did oh if you did you'd hear

them there are two songs dropped on Monday i wonder if they were in like the background of some things and i just like people the like they came out there's also a playlist oh yeah but then somebody like two people have made songs too wow original discography i'm fucking here for you know what this is what we call creating art art comes from so many different like you know how you create diamonds pressure that's how i got here my parents getting under pressure why would you make the joke about

your parents fucking like that's so weird i make it before anybody else does i wasn't gonna make it so just know that actually i might have people are thinking it well they were without a doubt anything else nah wonderful enough time i think that's perfect because then i can turn the um air conditioning the air conditioner the ac because i have that now suck on that motherfuckers i'm so fucking excited it's great okay um well we'll we'll fist you soon okay