Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: F Off, Partner (Plus Scandoval Chat)

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results of BAIW: F Off Partner. The also recap the Scandoval... but have never watched Vanderpump Rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

welcome everyone to a brand new episode of fisting friday fisting on a friday we're fisting fisting on a friday happy friday we're fisting but i'm bomb how's the dance going it was great if only they could see it we don't film these ones because we need some shred of sanity and we also half the time we're putting on mascara while we do this before we start yeah when we were recording right before we um start recording see you next tuesday i was sitting here with jimmy neutron oh yeah i did have a roller in my hair that i tried to put headphones over and was like what is that it's okay you could have put the headphones behind it that's true but i was but

your headphones are going through a lot right now yeah i hooked all of my necklaces on top of them thinking that like i went out of my way to hook them underneath like i was like great i did it success and it was like oh no you're wrong but you know it's fine well welcome to fisting friday if you're here listening to this podcast for the very first time this is not the place for you to be unless you have already listened to an episode of what am i wrong hopefully last week's episode but if you even listen to yesterday's episode just have a sense of what's going on where we're going to read the results of um last week's episode and see what your thoughts and feelings were on the scenarios and situations did you see how much of your hair is just picked off my feet

no but i don't doubt it was a lot i shed and it's a lot of surface area it's stuck in your butt when you shower it's the worst but it's the best feeling when you get to take it out take the hair out your butt when you have long hair and it gets you wash your hair they'll be like you always have like a stray long ass hair no but i'm asking are you talking i get hair in my butts too but like no not butt hair a hair from my head no that's no i'm saying but you're saying it feels so good when you take the hair out your butt is what you're saying when you finally get to remove it you don't love that i'm sorry it's worse than having something stuck in your fucking teeth you're walking and you're like there's a goddamn i will say when my hair was

straight when i used to get a relaxer it was a lot more you can feel it and i hated it in your teeth and i would like i did not like to wash my hair in the shower i would literally wash my hair in the sink because i did not like getting hair in my butt because it is not a feeling you can just move on your day with like you literally like but when when you get it out feels so fucking good yeah i remember i was telling my friend one time that i like preferred to wash my hair in the sink and she's like why you wash your hair in a sink as if this was like a foreign concept when you go get your hair washed at a salon what do they do what do you think that's a sink it's a glorified it's just a zinc that has a head-shaped little basin

they say okay let's go to the sink like whatever my dream is to have like one of those in my house and have moths just like wash my hair for me he would like not be he would not do a good job like he would just be like like just a little quick but but still be so nice just have the option they do have a little um like uh plastic blow-up things that you can put on the edge of the sink and it will become essentially the neck thing that's nice you can do it if you wanted to that's pretty nice okay this is episode 63 and you're first up we ran out of coffee and so we were getting coffee bean for the last couple days um and not today and i think the coffee bean coffee has way more caffeine than what the one

i normally make is because like i was like i'm dying and then i had regular coffee today and i'm like i'm sleepy you should bring some fresh beans over and let me let me grind let me whip you up a little latte yeah for the fucking latte art i'm waiting for that to be your next like i've watched videos of it and i was like it doesn't it doesn't excite me it doesn't but actually making coffee is very real like it's a are you gonna get like a part-time job as a barista just for the game i used to as you know i used to work at a coffee company and i learned how to properly brew coffee and it's very relaxing yeah i bet so if you ever want me to make you a fresh cup i'm good and i can i know how to make it so that like how strong you're how weak and

the caffeine levels in it yeah we buy pre-grad like we're i'm just saying no i know i'm saying i'm letting you know i need to find i need to figure out like i should get coffee that has like a little more caffeine in it but again like maybe i'll just go buy some and then i'll make it for you i just don't know if i can drink i only have one coffee a day okay but i can't get here without coffee oh that's what i mean like there's a time there's some timing of this well never mind it's okay all right so i've got passport bros one percent said that i was wrong 99 said that i was not wrong in a slight update but not really this one woman who was going around saying you know this is a good thing for us as in like she's

a passport bro connection i guess you could call it she's like this is a good thing she's a a stamp yeah and so she moved to america and then there's a video of her a more recent video of her with her betrothed and he's filming her with a rake and she's scratching up his car and then going after him saying you know I want to go back home this is awful like blah blah and yelling and he's recording it all and so she uh you know the passport bros are all like we can't have women here in the united states because they're all just so angry and all they do is yell and blah blah blah and i was like no you just don't know how to treat a woman yeah what's the common denominator here

you sir right women are gonna yell at you from other countries maybe just not in the language Would you understand? Is that your issue here? Is that like, oh, my neighbors are nearby. She can hear like they can hear all like, oh, it's making me look bad. But if I go somewhere else. I can pretend to be like, yeah, what are these cultures and customs? Yeah.

But she loves me. No, no. Garbage truckers skirt. then next was mine where i said some businesses do not need a social media presence one percent said i was wrong and 99 said i was not wrong someone responded saying i agree so hard with this another business that i don't think needs social media is schools i'm a primary school teacher in the uk and i find it so weird that school that the schools i've constantly worked in are asking for pictures of children to post on social media we're constantly telling children

not to give their school details out online but it's okay for a school to post a picture of them with their uniform and sometimes their class name honestly as a classroom teacher i would not consent to my child being on school social media but i don't know how informed the parents are signing the consent forms i find it so weird and dangerous my niece who is nine years old um knew that they were coming to school to uh take pictures of them to put on social media so she put on a shirt that said she he them they and she knew did she get on the website she did oh because they need black people on there and she knew that my god she's like i know i'm working this goddamn fucking system yeah

and so uh she did it on purpose and and she's was front and center on the on facebook book wow and i bet there's that look in her eye that you're like yes i know what you're doing she is that's the one i told you like could be a stand-up comedian because she's so smart and quick and so yeah like she knew what she was doing no without a doubt that's funny she's like two can play at this game checkmate bitch and then we've got writer number one versus not reporting everyone who was racist towards them. 4% said the writer is wrong and 96% said the writer

is not wrong. A lot of white people who said the writer is wrong. Did you notice that? I don't know if that was an accident. But I was going to say. White people. We don't accidentally vote wrong

once we're checking in on. You know? Then we've got writer number two versus tenant that doesn't close the garage door 75 of the writer is wrong 25 said the writer is not wrong this one's like a little bit higher than i thought it would be because like for me factually the writer's just like 100 wrong and saying like you can't use the garage now like i don't for me it's not like 100 because i would get frustrated if i did you know but i don't think it's a hundred percent i i this makes sense to me because for me it's like i think the

feelings are totally valid but the action of being like you lose garage privileges like i think that's a hundred percent wrong because i also think legally you can't do that yeah which is also scary to me like i think legally you shouldn't be you shouldn't be allowed to do that like you should be allowed to evict someone but restricting their like living privileges in that you know i mean but like if if you don't specifically have the garage as part of no yeah i think yeah then that i'm like without a doubt if it was just out of like an out of a kindness of that but if it's not contracted then i don't think that's wrong yeah and that's why i said to me it's not a hundred because we don't know because she didn't specify if it is in the lease that she gets yeah the space

that makes sense now we got writer number three versus friends and family that won't get fully vaccinated two percent said the writers wrong 98 said the writer is not wrong all right uh hi i'm the writer of this and just to give you both an update i got covet a week after i sent that lol it wasn't that bad i know i got off easier since i had vaccines booster i mostly was upset that i had gone such a long time without it and caught it i thought i was invincible lol isn't that how it goes i know the feeling i know the feeling i'm gonna be masked up at the ambis i was about to be like did you get covid no i'm just saying like i'm like you're you've been invincible and so like

oh yeah that yeah and i was like kendall i'm wearing a mask in the room you just had covid so like oh yeah she's like i don't know how i got it maybe it was in a i know like some people have told me that i don't know how i got it i'm like okay let's break it down like where did you go like if it's like well i don't know anybody who has it i'm like well have you been seeing people have you gone to restaurants unmasked like what do you mean like the only person who i think that like i will be ingrained in my brain forever is your friend who got it when they went on like the only way that it was deduced it was like on a walk yeah that someone passed by them yeah and like that's the only one that i'm like

because everything was completely she's locked down she's like it might have been groceries but we were wiping down groceries but yeah that's the only person where i'm like it has the value i was like i don't know yeah how like i figured out how i got it i didn't know at first then i figured it yeah you know then we've got right number four telling partner to fuck off versus partner who can't make their own breakfast four percent said the writer's wrong 96 of the writers wrong no not wrong sorry some people someone else did say that like they agreed with my point before i changed my stance that they were like i think that's like a harsh wording of it um i mean i obviously changed my stance someone also wrote in and said like if we could talk if i could talk

about like what the boundaries like how i established that in our relationship it's one of those things that like I wouldn't even call uh I mean I would call it like the perfect example of a boundary that's like not hard to enforce because like it wasn't even like a conscious choice or a question like it was just like if you're gonna raise your voice I'm going to shut down like I'm gonna walk away like I'm gonna remove myself from the situation like I grew up with that and so like it's not even like a conscious choice that I made to remove myself from the situation like that's just like my automatic response like I just don't do that And so, um, that was just kind of, that was pretty much it, where it was just like, you know, the second that like, and like I said, my threshold for that is much lower than a lot of people that what they consider like raising the voice, voice or whatever.

so like even with that like the first time that anyone does i'm like oh okay i don't do that by the way like it's just like not it and it's i i think i don't know if i'm the best person to talk about like how to enforce that boundary when it's it's not it's like a subconscious choice that i'm like making like i don't have to like practice upholding it you know i mean like it's just like that's just it is what it fucking is um and but i will say that like for anybody but did y'all have a conversation i was gonna say so like it was like we didn't even like there was one time where like he got like annoyed about i don't remember what it was but like he didn't yell at all but he like his voice started getting louder and we were go go at ikea and we were like getting out

of the car ikea yeah and then i shut the door and i drove away and left him there and i was like i'm not doing yelling and he was just like what and i was like no like you can be mad at me but like you can't yell like you can't have he's like i wasn't yelling okay well that to me is yelling I can't raise your voice like I don't do that um and he was like well you should come back and I was like well you're allowed to be upset that I left you but like you need to get that out of your system and then I will come back but like that's what and it was like I circled the block and it was like okay you can come back in here but like I don't do that if you can't you know and that's just that was pretty much it and then um you know I think like people will recognize

like if you start getting like heated in a moment like for me if I'm upset like I'm not a big yeller but like there are that's not like not an instinct that i don't so it'll just be like i'm too upset right now so like i'm gonna take a breather or you're too upset right now so like you're gonna take a breather like and i'm gonna say that and so it's just mostly like that part of it um and just like yeah that's like pretty much it but i will say that it gets people who are kind of yellers or they just like are like loud talkers like i've got sensory issues like with noise and volume things like i don't like car doors slamming like there's just a lot of those volume things um but especially when it comes to like arguments and stuff um it's one

of those things that like matz is like very like he's like it's just much more productive like when like we're not gonna talk when we're angry uh like vocally angry about it like there's because you're causing more harm when you do that so that's pretty much all i have to say about that i guess you said a lot yeah and then we've got uh wrong of the week packers sanitation services who is wrong what's the i steaming for i don't remember but it is nine okay uh pssi is wrong 97 pssi is not wrong three percent what someone did write in with that one too and said this is a part that i didn't we didn't maybe i don't think we had touched on um i said i also read that some of these parents are now

facing deportation as a result of their children working in these facilities i think that's a key part of the conversation that was missed and this way hard-working families are paying much heftier price in the facilities who probably knowingly hired these children yeah yep yep i did say a little bit about it but i didn't want to go too much into it because i just i just didn't think that that was the main yeah like yeah no i mean like there's no one who's coming from a background who doesn't need the excess no need that money to pay their bills and to like keep their family afloat is sending their kid to work and the consequence of it that's one of the one of the other consequences not of sending your kid to work but of being

uh poor in america is that like oh when you figuratively pull yourself up by the bootstraps and you figure it out oh well now even though this place is hired and all this stuff like we're going to make your life even harder for you right for trying to help your family there's also a state that is trying to lower the minimum age to work. Someone else is trying to also lower the age of consent in marriage.

Iowa and Minnesota. Okay. Then finally we have my wrong of the week. I nominated the Kelly family. 99% of the Kelly family is wrong. 1% of the Kelly family is not wrong. And we have a former

amusement park worker. There you go saying that these people are awful and i feel so bad for their children i will never understand my parents want to put their kids at risk of dying the amount of verbal abuse i've received just from telling a child they're too short to ride a roller coaster is astounding this video encourages others to do it and i truly feel bad for the employees who will be screamed at when they don't allow rides don't allow children wearing these shoes on rides yeah it's just it's it's fucked on so many levels like i just the amount of people who are like confused at what being an influencer is and they're just like just don't do what i like do as i say not as i do

and i'm like do you know what your job is it's literally to influence people do i need to define that for you miriam webster please define like come on and then they're being like well you're being weird it's everybody else's problem and i'm like oh my god okay well those are the results do you watch Vanderpump Rules no and so many people ask me to talk about because you watch Bravo yeah and I was like this is the thing like I couldn't even pick those two out in a lineup well when I tell you that this has been my current hyper fixation for the last like three days I'm so goddamn fucking invested in this shit obviously recording like after this has happened um but i don't even watch this show and i i literally must on the way here as i'm in my car like about

to drive i go to my podcast app and i go what am i gonna listen to i typed in vanderpump rules and i found a random fucking podcast that talks about this just because i wanted to i just like needed to consume more like that's i don't even watch this goddamn fucking show i think the best person I don't know if he has made a podcast yet, but the best person to talk about this is Danny Pellegrino because he has a Bravo, very, very, very, very popular Bravo podcast, but he also ghost wrote their book. No way. Yeah.

And so he's going to be like, when you want to listen to the details of this, it's going to be him. That's what you want to listen to. oh i'm oh yeah peter bitch now i got my fucking podcast wait no i'm like so goddamn fucking excited so if anyone doesn't know and again i have to say i do not watch this god i don't watch this show and the reason why i don't watch this show is the only reason why the only bravo show that i watch is below deck i like can't watch a show where everybody kind of sucks like and there's no one i'm really rooting for um but below deck the people who have skill rent out the

charters you are worse than the people who are working there like and there's a point to be there um so ariana ariana ariana ariana her boyfriend of nine years which at that point civil partnership i thought they were marriage essentially uh he turns out plot twist has been cheating on her having a seven month long affair with another girl from the show who's new, who nobody really liked and was friends with. Raquel. Except you know what her real name is? Rachel. Rachel. I know. And I was like, another fucking Rachel. A true Rachel of the week. A true fucking Rachel of the week. And so no one really liked her. No one was friends with her. And they keep calling her like a beauty queen, but she was like, came in 15th place. I was like, Cammie Crawford doesn't

like she's not a pageant girl like that's just not no no and she like didn't really have any friends on the show she was like new and kind of like she was dating this guy james i get james kennedy apparently who's like a really shitty person um and on top of being a shitty person uh is dealing with some alcohol issues which has made him be a really bad partner and a really bad friend and just not good and so she was dating him which means everyone's like fuck this girl like fuck this guy so she didn't really have any friends and the only person who was friends with her was ariana and so they got like really close they like little like halloween costumes together and all this shit and ariana's with this guy tom and then there's another guy tom

and they have a restaurant and um she like is very kind and very sweet and very nice and so then the other tom him and katie maloney if i'm getting the symptoms like like shut the fuck up you don't watch the show no but i'm getting some yeah i don't watch it but i'm just i'm familiar with i'm familiar with the universe i know the names but like other than people that i've had on podcasts which i've had a few of them on podcasts i couldn't tell you who they were and i just know who those two are because i've had danny pellegrino on two podcasts and i knew that he goes wrote their book and so but if i well no he's a lot of ghost writers they're just like you know his name is still on the cover of the book um and he uh like i just know i know those

two because i know he wrote the book um so the other tom him and katie just recently announced their divorce and started getting divorced and it was just like you know sad but they're trying to like remain in the same friend group and all of that shit and so then there was this like dumois blanc like dumois thing that came out saying that like raquel kissed raquel and tom kissed at coachella and so then it was like oh tom schwartz and that's the one who was recently divorced and he was being brought into the drama and it was so bad yeah and so then basically the entire season or the curve of right now vanderpump has been like that kind of drama and shit of like Katie being like can you not like and she was like well like I asked him if I could kiss him

like at like some wedding or some party whatever it is and it's just like oh my god they're literally going through a divorce right now like the this is not like just get out of the friend group like this is just not the way to like make friends when you had recently so she had broken up her and that James guy they were engaged they had broken up the person who paid for their whole like engagement party so he could propose was the other Tom Tom Sandoval and to take in mind Tom Schwartz was the Coachella kiss and one who's the storyline's been like about their flirtation and whatever but it's been kind of like all about a kiss and it's been like shit hitting the fan not good comes out that plot twist oh no Ariana's boyfriend of nine years and Raquel it hasn't been

Schwartz it's been Tom Sandoval the other Tom seven month long affair and so now people are like is this a throuple situation like did you have a threesome or like has he been the cover has has tom schwartz been the cover this whole fucking time and it's actually been sandoval and then someone also discovered so like someone discovered that they're that posted on i think it was on a subreddit or something saying that they're like one of raquel's friends and was like yeah so like no one from the cast knew except for schwartz um but like ariana's been suspicious of something for like a long time because like Raquel's become like a fangirl of like their restaurant and their bar and like all of that shit where she's like been like clinging around

and like I guess Tom Sandoval like this is all I need to know about this man like he's having like a midlife crisis and so like he like started like a journey cover band that he like is performing at like like clubs and like OC like it's like weird as hell like you want to go to Riverside like watch him sing like a journey song watch him cover like what so apparently like she's been going to like all of the shows like by herself which is a bopper this is like a fucking groupie for a cover band literally i'm like a reality star embarrassing and but and so i guess katie maloney at some point called her a fan jake raquel's just a fan and so i saw this clip on tiktok she was on nick viles podcast he was like so what do you mean by like her being a fan she

goes i mean like i said it because it's funny but like it is kind of funny and like i think she definitely is like a fan like of the show and so this raquel's friend on reddit basically confirmed but she like is a fan of the show and that ariana's been suspicious and she like at some point raquel was staying in their guest room and like he snuck out of the room at like 4 a.m and like ariana's like what are you doing ariana what are you doing here i was like what are you doing he's like i was just like getting her water and it was like okay so at this fucking show for his journey comfort band at some point tom sandoval's phone ariana gets his phone someone's like oh here his phone's like laying down here there's not an exact alleged of what happened there's

lots of different um stories about how she exactly got the phone but when she opened the phone allegedly she sees a video of raquel touching herself on his phone and allegedly it is a video from her in new york when she was on watch what happens live with sheena and they just finished and then apparently ariana allegedly texts a video of raquel back to raquel and said you're dead to me let's call her rachel from now on because that is her name text a video of rachel back to rachel and says you're dead to me and then knew that sheena was on watch what happens live with her so she calls sheena and then allegedly sheena punched raquel in the face yep and allegedly she has a black eye and sheena has black and blue fists and allegedly

rachel is wanting to press charges and rachel's sister has essentially confirmed the the uh the altercation yeah in the comment section yeah uh it's wild and i think here's the thing last season everybody was like cancel vanderpump it is horrible and this rachel took that personal and this this is revitalizing the show um also uh they're filming right now no so i'm about to watch the show like i'm like i'm gonna watch the reunion for a show i've literally never fucking watched because i'm like well i would like to know what they are filming so this is all going to be part of the show so they've at least they've got this season and then next season already on lock so bad but also good for everybody's paychecks without

a doubt because people are ready to cancel this show is this girl's frontal lobes for like fully developed i would hope so because they're like 40 but she's not smart she's like she's she's not and like here's the thing like intelligence is not for everyone like we all have different um she's oh she's 28 yep her frontal lobes so they're just she's just not that bright and one of the girls lala called her like that i guess her whole thing is like bambi bambi i dumb bitch or something like that and she was like there people think that she's gonna take this like oh like i'm just like and she apparently like last season like lala just kept telling her she was stupid and she's like you're just

like stupid like you're just like not all there you're not very bright like you know it's very mean and she kept insisting like no i'm smart no i'm smart no i'm smart i do and then i guess now her pr strategy is like apparently leaning into like the like oh she's she's not that bright like she didn't realize what was going on and all that and then lala went on her instagram story and was like i want a fucking cut of this bitch like i was the one like you're really taking my shit and now you're leaning into the fact that you're dumb and like that's gonna be you were bamboozled into this whole situation but yeah tom schwartz and tom uh what's that sandoval are 39 and 40 so yeah and they post so they have like a sandwich shop and all this shit so then like tom sandoval like goes

on his instagram and posts like an apology but it's like please leave schwartz out of this i'm like oh my god like what about our like doesn't say a word about her and he's like please be nice the employees like everybody blah blah blah like it's it's such a mess and like the end all of the cast is like publicly being like fuck these bit like it's volatile like yeah and then i saw this video and people were like oh well like you know kristin doty like she used to be crazy and i was like that's not nice like stop saying that about some person then they show this clip of her just like punching like one of her friends just like in the face and like just moving on with the conversation and i was like what the fuck is this goddamn show

i i want because the whole reason they got a show was because they just kept fucking each other no the it was um did you get lisa vanderpump started pump yeah but like i'm gonna give you the whole backstory brandy from real housewives of beverly hills she was on for her first season and so she goes to an event that lisa vanderpump is having at one of her restaurants and she goes and i don't know if you remember eddie sipperoni and leanne rhymes had this big affair okay so they had this big affair where he had cheated on brandy with leanne rhymes and then like him and leanne rhymes have been together yeah he had cheated with this girl named sheena who was on vanderpump rules so branny walks into one of these events and it's like i can't be here and lisa her fuck her and

lisa were like close at that point and she's like why and branny goes sheena like she slept with my husband and your show got started from that and so it and so uh so that was a thing and then lisa banner pump was like hmm because all of them were hello andy so it starts with the the way that banner pump rules like is a spin-off is like brandy and sheena have a sit-down conversation at lisa's restaurant about like forgiveness and all this stuff and then sheena stands up and then walks in the kitchen and as the camera is passing her it passes who the next people are going to be on van it is cinematic genius i'm gonna look that up after they're passing who like is gonna be the stars of it's like stassi and some other people of vanderpump rules and then the next episode that

automatically plays is vanderpump rules like it just rolls into vanderpump rules wow i remember seeing like someone did a like they posted it after like this stuff that was going on and it was like the show is doing what the show was always designed to do and it was like andy holding up and i think it was like before the first season and some sort of promo thing about why they were doing the show and it was like you know we found this there was like yeah i didn't know what the drama was and he goes oh there's this like drama and then suddenly we like start doing a little bit of like interviewing and figuring out and it's like oh my god there is a group of friends here who all work here who like they're all fucking each other's boyfriends they're doing all of this

he's like and like they're all he's like imagine a friend circle and he has like drawn this map and he goes your boyfriend is hooking up with your best friend you're fucking your boyfriend's best friend behind his back and then you're doing all this shit and then you just like get drunk and make up and like continue on the next day and doing the same sort of messy ass fucking cycle but i guess a lot of them got like whether they got married or they bought houses they all moved to fucking valley village which is trending on twitter everyone's like i live in valley village and like i'm on the ground like reporting yes it was like because they were all when it started out they were all living in west hollywood in like tiny one bed like yep how we all started out in

one bedroom it's a very true la story and so like you can just see them get money like as the show goes on so like it's different from the the housewives because yeah they're they all started out in their early 20s living in these small apartments and then like you see them grow as move into the modern farmhouse yeah like houses in studio city they have kids and shit and so then now like they don't so like people are being like oh this is a double standard like so-and-so's fucked up and so and all that they're like they don't they're like we don't do that anymore and like they're like just saying that we used to do that we don't do that anymore and she's coming here bringing in old shit exactly we don't do that anymore bitch like what the fuck like oh my god

i'm just so fucking invested it's just so i can't yeah i don't know when the reunion is i don't even know how to watch it i'm assuming no the season just started so like it's gonna be a minute god damn it well i can't fucking wait and also all those girls have podcasts and half of them have been kicked off the show and so they don't have contracts so they can talk about what's currently happening but like danny pellegrino is the one you need to listen oh i'm going to well it's literally queued up for when i leave so um i'm just so fucking invested it's my current hyper fixation and i i like i just i love that i i don't know there's something i love about people who are unapologetically assholes and bitches who are gonna be a bitch

they're gonna fight a bitch they're gonna they're gonna go for it um and having them rally around someone who like deserves it like at this point if i was either if i was sandoval or if i was if i was rachel most of these things you're worried about like the court of public opinion no i'd be worried about my friend group like yeah you're gonna be torn like the public is probably gonna be kinder to you and more sympathetic to you than the people who know you in your real life like your co-workers like you're about to get your fucking like you're about to get your shit rocked by your goddamn co-workers and that's the choice that you made as a fan of the show and as someone who has been on the show for so long like this is literally your livelihood that you like

just put you just risked and not just thinking like well will the public get over it i'm like no your co-workers are like legitimately like you're not gonna be okay yeah yeah because it's like for them unlike the other bravo shows like they actually have businesses that they have to run to on top of it that they are the faces of that they're at every day yep so it is they have investors they have like they have employees and like the the only way that you make money in these businesses is because of your name yeah and your reputation people like wanting to see you and this is salacious people are gonna the people that are fans of the show are gonna love it so i don't it's i don't think it's not gonna hurt business at all if anything is business is gonna be booming well

people are going to his um cover band shows and are just chanting like team ariana team ariana they gotta pay to get in they do and watch him sing fucking don't stop believe i can't get over it and then i'm also happy for her because i'm like i'm so glad that you get to divorce like break up with this man who's doing this you don't pretend to like this music but also something else dropped this weekend in the bravo world but because of this it got covered up but um on real housewives of potomac katie rose too if you watch the show everybody knows that she has some issues she was on first season and then came back the next season and was only on for a few episodes and she's come back a few seasons and she's been on like one or two episodes

but there was this rumor first season we're on like season six now but there was a rumor that somebody had sex in the garage at somebody's house like two of the women finished garage that somebody had sex and like no one knew nobody was saying like it was like it wasn't be first was ashley yeah ashley was on first season people like the whole time people were like it was ashley it was ashley but ashley lived in a townhouse that did not have a garage and so they're like she was like it's not me even though like and like ashley is bisexual very openly bisexual and she's like if it was me like i would not have an issue telling people yeah that it was me was it with a woman oh okay okay um and it was like two of the housewives

had sex that was the thing and like with each other that's the part that it didn't connect yes yes they had sex with each other and I feel like there's been a lot didn't this happen on like it happened in Beverly Hills with Brandy who I was just talking about and uh Denise Richards

and Brandy went around telling people and Denise was like okay it happened but like you didn't need to like you didn't have to make it yeah don't make be weird about it yeah but so katie goes maybe next season on because she's been begging andy to get back on the show and has

just been dropping little like nuggets every few weeks of behind the scenes stuff that happened so she goes maybe next season on real housewives of pentatonic they will ask sharice jordan about the night we had sex and i lied for her so she could get her settlement because she was going through a divorce and she couldn't have an affair if she was going through a divorce from an nfl player just got her cast contract signed with that maybe i'm not bitter just saying or maybe she is so entertaining we will all be amazed as never because sharice is just known as being the boring one oh so it's finally come out that it was katie and sharice and sharice is not like somebody that has been out or anything so a mess wow so that dropped all all in the same day but

like that got buried because katie's not actively on the show katie's gotta be like mid 30s and and sharice is like in her like late 40s i was gonna say maybe the crossover so ariana is bi and like everyone's like she's about like she like doesn't want to i don't i think i i might be wrong on this but something along the lines of like people were she wasn't sure if she was gonna end up with a guy whatever it was and she's like hooked up with girls before that was a part of their relationship where it was like yeah like you know not open but in the go for that and someone was like i can't wait for her to just be fucking done with men maybe that's the crossover maybe they can get together maybe wow and then katie can finally be back on tv

exactly wow wow wow wow wow i love reporting on um rarely just that i don't watch but bitch i'm about to i'm not gonna watch this season of random pump rules because it's now it's not up to date um but i will be watching the reunion so hope you all enjoyed this so sorry to the diehard uh pumpers i don't know what the fuck you call yourselves um for this shoddy um recap of a tv show that i don't watch and i've literally just watched a bunch of fucking tiktoks so oh no here it is team ariana team ariana i don't know how the fuck ariana ariana the last podcast let's do they kept calling her ariana but people call ariana grande ariana grande and so i don't i don't know yeah they've they're only five episodes in that have aired so far

and they usually do no like when i looked up all of them were like oh like a recap on how sheena and rick and rachel were on watch what happens live and like what went down and that was like what day of the week is i don't know whatever day of the week it was and then this shit dropped like the next fucking day it was probably friday and then no thursday because watch what happens doesn't come out on fridays yeah but like the shit dropped and it was like oh wow okay well okay we literally had on a super boom we had danny pilgrino on like two weeks ago and candace said i think this is gonna be a great season for vanderpump and danny goes oh no well now i do know yeah that it is fantastic okay well we hope you enjoyed getting fisted this friday

and um we will see you next time hooray