Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Finessing OF Subscribers

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong: Finessing OF Subscribers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

i thought you were gonna say i'm ready to get the fisted on friday to be fair if any day i was gonna get fisted today's probably not the day my bowels are just a little over the place today is um tuesday if y'all don't know but it's not in our hearts and minds yeah it's fisting friday yeah but you know if you were to get fisted on a friday but when your bowels are okay you know if it was your first time you'd have a little bit of time to recover on the weekend that is true and i do love a weekend recovery i just opened so um megan that is my name for my birthday got me um a hot dog cooker toaster toasty and i opened the little pamphlet that came with it because it says it's a nostalgia party

and they've got ice cream makers s'mores makers yeah no they're regular toaster taco toasters it was hard to resist the entire collection a coke machine like it's like a machine so that create i guess you get the syrup and make your own coke i thought it was like just one of those freezers i think a soda what's it called the soda stream yeah but specifically for coke branded i've got a beer tap a tea maker like a kettle icy no like oh like an ice like an iced tea brewer thing um taco tuesday dispenser ice maker icy snow cone maker the cotton candy i don't know you know you've created a monster now but i'm giving you i'm giving you the key to enter the doorway but this felt like the most logical and useful

one of the bunch because when i tell you i want so badly to buy somebody the fucking cotton candy maker like i'm obsessed with it like i just think it is so fun and camp like i'm i love it here's the thing if they could give me a funnel cake maker which i know is just a deep fryer and that's too stressful for me but i love the idea of that i love the idea of a midday funnel cake can you imagine what's your funnel cake topping of choice i'm a classic powdered sugar um but if i'm gonna go all out like add a little fanciness to it then it would be nutella what about you whipped cream and strawberries but i'm also like i'm a i'm a bad recent cream lad like to the day i fucking die throw me some i used to like as a dessert like i will also because i was like

upset what book were those in i don't know if it was like the little princess or like laura ingold wilder but like something along the lines of like one of those like young children doing something some blah blah and it would be like they're eating berries and cream like that was my shit and so like i used to be like okay i'm gonna have a bowl of like softly whipped cream and some strawberries it's amazing oh i love it i can go for that right now they have a kool-aid gummy candy maker so does that mean we can make our own nerds rope yes because kyle would die for that shit they also have a oscar meyer bacon and griddle oh which you just there's like a wall i saw that one that you put bacon on and lion on there you can make your hamburgers on one side

and buns on another um oh it's sold out there i was about to add it to my cart um and it's oscar meyer yeah just call up call up get a get a favor yeah no it's probably for the best you have to think about your counter space but you have a lot but it folds up so you can easily put it away that's nice it folds up as smaller than this toaster oh it opens to the see it's very small oh that is very small well should we get into what this is we shall this is fisting friday where we read the results from the last episode last week's episode of but am i wrong and if you're like this is the first time i'm hearing about this you're lost we love you so much love just go on back to last week's episode of but am i wrong and listen you can vote well

not now you can vote for the upcoming one but you'll see what we are talking about and reading the results for so the result the voting is still up for this week's episode but now we get to read the results via the instagram megan and melissa wherever you um go on instagram so just on instagram what what wherever you go on instagram wherever you go to see instagram which is just on instagram you could go on your phone you can go from your computer it's true and go from your ipad that's all i got i think that's all the options okay so i'm up first i'm going to celebrate my birthday however i want one percent said that i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong um it was brought to my attention that i had a similar one the year before that i do not remember

at all i didn't either until people said that and i looked back and i go oh yeah bitches are trying to take you down on your day of birth yeah um and i didn't even do anything last year but work so and they were mad about that yeah they're i guess i can't make it and people were mad yeah i can't i can't please everyone and you shouldn't especially on your birthday exactly it's about my own pleasure um and it's odd because i usually remember weird details about everything and the fact that i didn't remember this you don't remember that you had a circle of haters around you and then they reared their heads again this year can't be shocked next year no i can't now we know who our targets aren't give them like a different um give them like put them on a different

team so you know yeah i did have um one friend told me she's like i haven't seen you in a couple years but i'm now a reiki instructor and i will gift you a free reiki session i was like okay okay that's a good one you know no hate for not being invited to anything because we hadn't like talked in a while um so i was like i'm not gonna invite you because then that'd be weird but she was great you know did you do it not yet the only reiki no hate to reiki at all the only i only know of like the the white girls from my high school who said that that's what they were doing it was just like really them like i'm not gonna pay for a reiki session it's punching on your chest being like this is your shock and i was like you're that's not even reiki no i know

it's just like yeah warming your hands together and then gently pressing it's and it's all about like good energy and i have to say these girls punching in the chest is not good they do not have good energy no remind me to tell you what her name was off camera but i remember when she just like touched my boob and i was like can you not like this is like i didn't ask for any of this she left my high school okay and she has the most like marin name in the world great oh i i did purse or not purse post some thotty pictures and got some dms i'm sure you did there's no way you didn't but i also got dm from a man that i know is mary and had a child last year did you just send back the birth announcement he keeps sending me messages like i haven't

responded to any of them and he keeps sending them so i'm going to screenshot them as soon as i find his wife and it'll be sent to him help i'll help you find her yeah that's in the words of the iconic tiktok noise which i'm pretty sure is by novella right maybe i'm wrong um but like are you not embarrassed right especially you just see these messages unresponded to just no acknowledgement and you're like i'm gonna keep slanging yep throwing my dick in your in your throat throwing the dicks to dms maybe maybe she's just not getting what i'm hinting at right no no i got it i've chosen to not respond maybe she didn't see it even responded to my days of our lives post and it's like like he he never responded to anything before

now he is constantly saying hello hi stop heart eyes emoji how are you doing oh that's the only soap opera i ever watched don't try and bond with me over my special interests not gonna work nasty go go help your child yeah trash heart eye emoji anyway next up i'm like literally obsessed with this topic and i can't stop talking about it it's me bring back treasure hunts three percent said i was wrong 97 said i was not wrong who the fuck thinks i'm wrong for bringing back treasure hunts like you hate treasure you hate fun i guess so you hate fool's gold which is a crime in itself someone did ask have you tried geocaching didn't isn't that how someone found like a bot like a dead body and well people find

things as well during doing uh treasure hunt yeah but i've yet to see a movie with a great soundtrack about geocache like if there is one send it to me but like right now i get to romanticize this based on i told you about that that man with the uh uh metal detector that's always finding weapons yeah but so that's me seeking those things out but like i'm pretty sure geocaching is that what it's called caching i think geocache because i'm pretty sure it's other people hide things for you and i don't trust oh i gotcha yeah geocaching caching caching is that how you spell caching i don't know what that word means yeah it's an outdoor recreational activity in which participants use a global positioning system receiver mobile device and other navigational techniques to hide

and seek containers called geocaches or oh yeah because it's not cachet at specific locations marked by coordinates all over the world like that's the thing that i don't like i don't you just want to happen upon something i want to discover something like that's i want the story i and i want it to be like a mystery involved but like oh this man in iowa hid a tupperware container with three pennies in it like that's not what's the mystery that rei has on their website how to get started geocaching yeah so i do remember seeing a tiktok where someone like went to this place and it was like a body in a duffel bag and it was teenagers who found it and i was like disturbing that's the thing that's like i don't trust other people to

because i don't know if i stumble upon something shitty i'm like that's on me but like if i like i'm trusting other people to be like don't let me stumble upon something shitty and i'm like i still might do that on my own but now now it's just trusty strangers to do that all right then we've got writer number one versus finessing their bully on only fans one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the writer is not wrong then we have writer number two versus friends inviting someone the writer doesn't like on a road trip 13 percent of the writer is wrong 87 percent so the friends are wrong and they responded they did oh by the way someone did send you a birthday idea and i forgot to tell you birthday

idea dip in thoughts you ate dip you eat dip and dots and be thoughts dip in thoughts that's a great good it's pretty good all right i have it pulled up do you need it you're good i can do it i have it too if you want you can do it okay hi writer here she's not joining us on the trip i've interacted with her many times they're friends from a group on campus that they're all a part of but the party was the only time i've hung out with her for an extended period of time i generally am extremely introvert and i generally am an extremely introverted person and tend to not be myself i'm around unfamiliar people which i didn't want happening on the only spring break trip i've been on totally feel that i'm an aquarius so maybe that's why me and melissa

were on the same page ha ha also yes i've been wanting to join the patreon for a while but haven't gotten around to it but we'll definitely be joining now amazing happy to have you yeah somebody also said uh that they're stopping at the writer's house and i definitely don't want people in my house that i don't like which i thought was a valid point yeah i don't i've had i've had people at my house i don't like and i've set the temperature to 50 degrees and i said here are the stairs if you would like to fall down them again you know who i'm talking about oh yeah yeah he deserves it you're right are you fucking kidding me you're right you're right right i forgot about that everybody there's no way in hell you don't know who i'm fucking talking

about you all know him hopefully you don't love him anyways someone else responded to that one and said having been the friend who has had to say no before and the friend who wasn't strong enough to say no two separate occasions i would always now rather say no because being the odd person out sucks and if they're inviting her because they want her there and then you don't it's going to make your experience less fun and they'll want to do things including her if you don't end up you'll and if you don't you'll end up avoiding her which will mean avoiding them and you'll spend what should be a final trip between friends alone and if they're inviting her out of pity because she doesn't have any other plans or friends and that's not great for the friend

imagine thinking your friends want you there and then just only discovering that they extended the pity invite and not everyone wanted you there it doesn't come out great for anyone unless this is some teen drama where you all somehow manage to resolve the differences and trauma coming together like the new sister the traveling pants or something it's just not reality that makes a that makes a lot of sense all right writer number three versus mom who is against wedding guests giving money for cash i mean giving gifts as cash mom against asking wedding guests for cash okay this is my fault i wrote asking asking and sometimes i love when our community you didn't write asking asking you wrote i mean against against i'm like i love when our community's

just like you know what she tried we're not going to correct her sometimes i'll be like this one doesn't make sense but they're like we figured this one out three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer 97 said the mom is wrong and we got people that wrote in said um i was torn on this one i don't think it's wrong if she only asked for money but i do think the mom is right that some people won't want to give cash at the end of the day do whatever you want for your own wedding she didn't say that she didn't want to give cash she just thought it wasn't you know it was uncultured to do so uncouth yeah um but then some other people said in korea only really close relatives give gifts with envelopes of cash the rest of the guests

give envelopes of cash when they enter the banquet hall um and we also we had well other people wrote i can't find them but other people wrote in and said that the same is true in uh chinese culture as well which i agree with yeah i do too next up we have writer number four versus husband who questions decisions about tattoo two percent of the writer is wrong 98 said that the husband is wrong um a lot of people were saying that you know they don't think that the writer is wrong but the instinct to be like oh I'm just not going to do it or just like you know not tell him about it that there's you know it is such a no big deal thing that like if you have to if you have to pick and choose what exciting things that you tell your partner about like that you're going to do

with your life like that you're doing or whatever it's because there's you you know you're going to be met with judgment and so the the not telling isn't you should be able to tell your partner things that aren't um like asking for permission or saying it like a big life event more just like oh i'm excited about this thing right then we've got wrong of the week democratic state representatives carlos gonzalez and juve garcia who's wrong 98 said these sick fucks are wrong and two percent said these sick fucks are not wrong they have since we did this they have walked back the bill they got a lot of pushback yeah and he said he did not intend for the bill to be a quid pro quo so do you not read when you endorse a bill or did right i think he's the one

that introduced it that's what i'm saying like so like did you not do research before introducing like literally like a desired piece of legislation you'd like to pass for our government right or did you just not think that people did you like really misread the temp of like society and what people would think of this so my wrong of the week i nominated the makers and distributors of ai porn 100 people said ai deep fake porn 100 people said ai deep fake porn is wrong and zero percent said it is not wrong so i do have some updates so someone messaged and i didn't verify this but it could be easily verified so cutie cinderella um did an update i guess and she said she reached out to several attorneys to see about suing them for the like uh ai deep fake

porn but they told her that she doesn't have a case because there's currently no laws against deep fake porn so that's fucked as hell and then i got a message from someone who i got their permission to share this and they said hey guys after listening to the most recent episode of but am I wrong titled finessing only fan subscribers the AI porn one really hit home for me when I was 14 I'm 19 now a boy from my school edited a load of girls from my school including me onto pictures of naked people to the point where it looked real they were sent around the school and led to nasty comments being made about us for months thank you for being so sensitive about this subject as someone that this has affected i really appreciate it and i had said like asked for permission and i

shared how sorry i was for how fucked up that was and she said i feel like awareness needs to be brought about the fact that not only our website's doing this but the effect that it is having on younger people who's being done too and it's not just like famous people it's and i think a lot of the time people think the plights of people in the public eye are famous it's like oh well you signed up for it and it's like first of all no like being famous doesn't eliminate your right for consent or body autonomy but also how we treat people in the public eye affects how we treat people in our everyday lives and this is not technology that is only the only capabilities to be used on public figures like you can use it on anyone anyone that's why i had said if

if his thing was i was just curious about then why wouldn't you just put your own face on it yeah fucked absolutely fucked you know this is not the same thing but related because it's ai as well um there's this company called replica but the r-e-p-l-i-k-a i think i know about the people that pay 70 a year to um create like a companion for themselves but a lot of people created girlfriends virtual girlfriends and um they stopped the company itself stopped allowing for the ai to um to like consent to sexual things that were happening to them so like

if the person that they were the real person was like typing some sexual prompt then the ai now will not participate in it when before they were which how mad are they which means like with ai it's just pulling information from other just like yeah random website crowdsourcing yeah essentially yeah crowdsourcing and now um so they've stopped with the abusive conversations and um and even like they were saying like the chatbots were like sexually harassed and made them like it would be like a force type of thing that was like fulfilling like non-consensual fantasies and so now they've stopped all of it and um people are mad yeah like very very mad um and they also are on reddit there's a whole reddit if you want to read these sick fucks

things i didn't read it but i just saw somebody loosely talking about it and uh people were in the comments were saying like i thought that that the people initially like that use this app where it was just like trolling and didn't understand how bad it was yeah no it's it it's it's fucked and also i think like the we're gonna just see an influx of these things because like the incel community has only grown stronger with like the pandemic and like people being inside and you know not have parents not having a lot of resources to pay attention to their kids and support them while they're still working so there's just like a lot like it radicalized like a lot of fucking people and it's disgusting it's really really really fucking sick and it's known as erp which

means erotic foreplay and so again i think i think we need to make transformers required viewing like you need to treat like you want to live in the technological age you don't have a choice at this point like you have to treat technology with respect whether or not it has like the name of a woman or something like you should treat your possessions with respect and I don't think that you like I don't believe that like technology is like really something that you can as an individual possess because like it is public information whatever it is like they have so much more of your information than you have of theirs like we are granted i think it's a right that we should be able to use like have all of these resources and stuff but like it's a two-way street you're

gaining information and access from them they're gaining information information and access from you so like treat these fucking things with respect you do not know one day that they are going to come alive and you want to be on the right side of history i it's not even that for me like them coming alive is that it gets in the hands of the wrong people because at this point it only does what you tell it to do and if you wanted to stop doing things like this company yeah essentially it was and it's they only stopped it because they were getting fined um but it only does what it what you tell it to do so if you if it really really evil evil evil person is able to access that information it's going to do terrible things yeah there has to be

regulations on all of this shit and so at the same time though then it's like okay well people should fuck up so the regulations can be built because yeah for some reason we actually can't do anything do anything preemptively because yeah why that doesn't make us money someone did suggest for me that i should get a metal detector and i love that journey for me i told you that it wasn't just them i know i know i wanted it for a very long time but i think i'm going to create some ground rules for myself i'm not doing anything at my home i'm not doing anything at friends homes you could accidentally find something that scares you exactly i don't need to do that i'm pretty good at picking up on vibes like anytime i'm in a town and i go this place is haunted and then i

look it up after i leave and i go oh it is haunted but i don't have that vibe where i live and i don't need to have it and the same thing with like where my loved ones live i'm gonna stay away from that you can do it here okay maybe i'll find you a ghost or an alien maybe exactly maybe i need like what of like another detector that'll help me find those things so i listened to um their new podcast is called your mom and dad from jess who used to be on chatty broads and her husband evan i'm obsessed with them like i love them so much and i'm like if we were cooler like i would love to be friends with them like they're just great and so their house they've like talked about how it's haunted all the time and their daughter is chaotic and fucking hilarious and so she would

like talk about these like she's like oh this like lady came and like stood by my bed and they're like what the fuck and they're like getting freaked out but so they downloaded like an app that like talk like on your phone yeah where you show those things or whatever and they like you know was able to like oh sense of presence in there they were like you know whatever it's like a fucking app like who it's not really sensing anything but they were both like the shit is like scary because like they'll hear things and like see different things but then i think the real big catalyst was like someone dropped off these like creepy dolls at their door with like a photo of them and was like oh yeah like i like i know the person used to live here

and like here's some dolls and it's like the fuck um but i like applaud them for like a good chunk of time and maybe i would have done if i had a kid too who was getting freaked out but they like really entertained it like within their own home and i was like i know i would have just moved like that would have scared the absolute shit out of me oh people that are afraid of the ghost don't make me laugh i also think that like i would be so much more afraid like i don't i used to live like growing up like it's nighttime it's fucking silent except for the house like the sound of like the house settling like i never want to live in silence like that ever again i when i go back home now it's weird i know it's a little did you like the caption of your

birthday post implying that you're gonna get eiffel towered i liked how um you were coded in it because you know my mother asked a lot of questions of course and she commented on was it your picture and she just said like oh my or something and i was like hey i i know that i gotta i gotta speak in a way that she'll be like what a cute picture yep and won't be like melissa you're trying to get eiffel towered by a ghost she wouldn't even know what that means no she goes where are you going you're going to paris she commented the covering your face emoji then the heart emoji then the praise hands emoji and then i said jesus i said okay mother and then melanie said creepy emoji choice mommy then coco said this third is hilarious and then i said let me

decipher this one she's saying with the face cover she's saying melissa like she always does two she's saying i'm not surprised but i still love you though that's what the heart emoji is and then the praise hands are but you did fuck that shit up yep yep she goes that is that's still my girl yeah that's my kid yeah but she doesn't understand like responding to reply so she'll never even see that i'm just i love the knowledge you have of like what your parameters are on social media and like what your mom is going to be able to see and what she's not even though it's a direct response but she doesn't even she was saying something about how do i get to well she had asked me why i didn't i didn't repost her thing to my story her post for my

birthday and i said well your account's locked and you'd post it in your feed not like to your story so i can't repost it and then i said i'll screenshot it and post it and she's like okay you know she just wants to she just wants to sing from the rooftops yeah about her baby girl's birth oh i know that she most likely wrote a whole paragraph about me on facebook i didn't check oh she does it to all of us every year um who gets the best because here's the thing it's not of best what i was gonna say she's in a competition with herself you get like it you you have like the easy slide first one and so then like how do you make the middle special it's it's still special trust me she writes dissertations that's what we call you know she she's got experience with it

but she does on my birthday she always sends me or no on valentine's day she always sends me um uh chocolate covered strawberries from her and my dad and said it's adorable you were our first valentine well our first valentine because i was born two days oh so there's that all right well do you have anything else that um no i do not think i do i think i've got some tiktoks to show you when we take our little break but other than that there's also something we need to listen to i didn't forget i hope you did no i'm nervous what if it's great i know that's why we have to do it it's not why you want a lot no that is like i i really i want to support young

artists i just want to know what his current aesthetic is so i can know what i'm getting into do you what i mean let's see if he's on facebook anyways well you know what we're not gonna we're not gonna tease you any longer no we're done fisting you though we are i hope you enjoyed i hope that was good for you i hope you're feeling quenched i hope you're getting stuffed and filled and we will see you next time goodbye goodbye We'll see you then.