Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Friends With Ex-Spouse I Secretly Cheated On

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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hello megan hi you know what today is i i i don't know i think you might have to jog my memory do i need to jog your memory or loosen your hole loosen my hole and jog to be your ear holes to be exact that's what i mean of course oh my well where what else did you mean who knows i'm not a pervert right my mind didn't go in the other holes it's of the holes that you when you think of fisting you and i think of ear canals canals fisting one in the same all the same today is friday which means that you're tuned into a brand new episode of fisting friday and on this show we read the results of our last but am i wrong episode well not last the episode that came out the previous week yes and in case you're new here you might be confused but go back

and listen to last week's episode of but am i wrong and then you can listen and know what's going on and then for next week's episode you can vote and participate and we love the participation i feel like we've got a good amount of people responding to these the ones from this episode and i love that like i love to hear everyone else's um opinions thoughts and feelings so let's get into it i am not 100 sure that i didn't fuck up the numbers of this one again i did episode 73 twice but you should have right because you messed up the week before so you were off so you needed to do something twice oh yeah so you're correct so okay it's even back out wow unintentionally let's pretend i did it on

purpose let's pretend i knew exactly what i was doing what is going on with instagram i know it took me it took forever to load oh what do you mean that where is it you just have to refresh but why should i have to refresh i have those questions that technology all the fucking time that makes no sense i should come to the page and it should just be there well what am i refreshing from like this is my i just arrived here exactly like what are you lagging on anytime i need to be reminded that like technology is faulty i just look at or visualize the pictures and videos of the delivery robots falling on their side you know what i feel bad for them i do too and i know that people are going around kicking them and things i think

that's like really fucked up maybe that'll be one of the new like serial killer criterias the big in their youth they used to kick over delivery robots so this is we're not even gonna get into what an episode number this is just know that the next one we do i will be confident in the number of it being right you said that but i'm not so confident don't say it all right so first up as me the actual definitions of boundaries and red flags with the case study of jonah hill and darius jackson who is wrong two percent said that i was wrong 98 said that i was not wrong the tiktok you sent of me of the women talking about usher is maybe i have to give it a shout out maybe one of the funniest things i've ever seen and i just know that darius is so up an arm

just like watching everything like his entire for you page there's no way that it's not just kiki kiki kiki that i can confidently assume that he has also seen this video right and felt so silly because first of all usher's like 15 years older than kiki if it might be more than that i don't know how old usher is how old is usher usher is ageless so the account is uh from mel mitchell and the thing is usher is known for never dating anybody his own age and he does not go younger he goes older but it's a fact that usher dates women older than him so he's not he's not interested in somebody 15 years younger than him no no and so this isn't like a brand new man like usher has been around before darryl like your entire life like do you mean like so you can't

you can't play the ignorant on usher because like if you're not aware you could also just google like this is this man is not a not a threat he's just putting on a show he's a performer he don't want kiki he don't want goddamn saweetie usher like his with aarp cards and church hats. He likes all hoes. Usher like all hoes. Y'all don't know because y'all young.

Y'all don't know shit. Usher want a bitch to shop at Ann Taylor Loft. He don't want that damn Kiki Palmer. He want a bitch in white diamonds. He don't want Kiki on that.

What's that old lady Chanel perfume that smell like the inside of a cabinet when you open it? He want a bitch with a perfume with a balloon on the end of the bottle.

He want a bitch with a red circular sponge in their purse. He want a bitch with round nails. Not oval, not almond. He want a bitch with round red nails.

He want a bitch that keep a couple of these, one in the car, one in her pants. Those are fans. Usher want a bitch who like butter pecan ice cream. He want a bitch

with a seat at church. Usher want a bitch with a strawberry candy on the bottom of the purse. Usher want a bitch that say Lord have mercy when she sit down. Usher want a bitch

that say Lord have mercy when she ride dead. That's what Usher want. He want a bitch that put a prayer cloth on the bitch you talking about. Usher bitch would have put a prayer cloth

on Kiki at that concert. Covered in... i just loved it and what's the account uh mel mitchell let me see if the use the baddest mitch m-i-t-c-h is their handle and the name is mel mitchell incredible like so fucking funny and oh i think it's from the podcast the podcast called jokes on you where are they located atlanta okay they should come to la and be on our podcast or we can do it virtual hell yes because that is just legitimately so fucking funny and i that yeah i just and i love i love anytime i see something that is like shady about a celebrity

knowing how i mean i'm so sorry i called him a celebrity that was incredibly generous of me um someone who has who's in who's topical at the moment with like the tiktok algorithm like someone can mention something to me in passing and suddenly it's literally my entire fucking for you page so you know that he is being served all i'm laughing and you're like oh i wish he could see this you go he is seeing this he's seen it huh also on i've also seen videos of his famous brother popping up and in the comments all they're doing is just talking about him what's his brother famous for he had seronis jackson is an actor he's on insecure he's on uh good trouble he also has a very sexy voice and does dipsy oh i know exactly who you're talking about as you said sexy

voice i was like the dipsy one uh-huh wow gosh maybe maybe he and um is he unproblematic as far as we know maybe him and beanie feels it felt seeming to get together and just like um okay so then my hot take is cruises need to be canceled and if anybody was curious the photo that i used is the photo melissa and i referenced in the episode it's creepy it's fucking insane but it also just looks like an ugly cake somebody made it it looks like an ugly ai cake it's like you ask someone to make a cake who's like an alien to make a cake and they go this and you go that doesn't look edible but it looks like you think i should eat it it also looks so like when you put it into perspective that this is an actual cruise ship and people will be on this it's scary

no it's it's terrifying to me it looks like a psa like this is what your lungs look like when you smoke like this is like this is what cruises are like and also don't you think that you should show a cruise ship empty if you're going to try and sell it as like this really amazing cool experience because this just looks like a horror film but the thing is is these are cgi people it's not even real people so it's going to be more crowded yes i just don't know why it would be enticing to put fake people there to show how crowded it will be which is not a thing that anyone wants no because i'm like how can all first of all i know that there's a scientific reason why a boat can stay afloat we're not interested in science big ass boat is afloat with all these

people on it people don't learn people don't learn no especially now right so worst time and they debuted it the week after the submersible and the orcas the orcas aren't done but like either like the orcas we've heard the sirens had their turn mermaids their turn like orcas are here and they're here to fuck shit up for a long time yeah until they're done and like we don't know how long it's going to be so like the idea like anyone deciding to like get out onto the ocean in in a in a uh a menace in a menacing way in a in a shenanigany way count your fucking days right because these orcas do not fuck around anyways uh 14 percent did say i was wrong a lot of people wrote in yeah and 86 percent said i was not wrong so you people are my people

So, so what some people had said, someone said the only time my ADHD OCD anxious husband has ever been able to fully kick back and relax on a vacation is when we went on a cruise as a joke. We had, we have a port out of our city and figured why not for the long weekend. He ended up actually loving it. Otherwise he feels the need to overly plan and prepare and constantly be sightseeing. But the cruise handles all that for you. And you're surrounded by water. So you literally have no choice just to sit your ass down and enjoy the tacky entertainment and drinks. We did joke the entire time that we were floating on a nursing home, but we did have so much fun.

it was amazing to see him on one like that to that i say inclusive resorts i just left one yeah and it's the same thing it's it is legitimately just the same thing except um not everything is so communal to the point where you are stranded on water yes you can go out on water if you want to and the people that went out a surprise uh storm came and they said they'll never be getting out on water again and i think that's a lesson more of us should walk away with yeah even if we i don't need to participate in that to know that that is a factual statement um someone said only because river cruises which makes me think that they voted that they thought i was wrong i went on one it was the best experience i've ever had similar boat and

food isn't served buffet style if you were in the dining room at meal times to be served you didn't eat on the boat what the fuck is it river cruise a cruise ship because to me that's like a train river cruises you do you stay on the boat isn't it just like a sightseeing thing you get on during the day and then and you have a meal through the canals yeah like i i don't know and maybe i'm wrong but as somebody that went on river cruises in school when i lived in tennessee we'd only be on and i don't maybe it was because we were in school but there weren't staying quarters you just get on the boat and have a meal and then that would be it oh this says on average u.s river cruises start around 300 to 400 per night huh so so i guess there are over an overnight

that's gonna say under night doesn't make any sense and we should come up with what that would mean though because yeah under like what is under night but what is overnight like no that's what i mean it actually means nothing but that's what we have adopted so therefore we need if there's an overnight there has to be an under night yeah let's think on that okay um so what i'm gathering a river cruise is most i think they're just cruises that go in rivers versus oceans and they're slightly smaller which to me you would think oh megan that's better for you no it's actually worse because you will get far more seasick yeah so um i'm happy for for you in those rivers i do have to say though that somewhat safer in a river theoretically like it's not so

much of a wide open space but much more of like the pollution you're seeing yeah i mean you're a little more acutely aware yeah and then like if you're like florida area it's gonna be gators that is like there's crocodiles and snakes maybe they should just stay in like europe because like the idea of like getting into the into into florida warm waters with the the chompy dinosaurs is horrific to me yeah yeah someone did say cruises are the literal most boring shit thank you for bringing attention to how they are also gross thank you someone said cruises are super iffy and gross but there are lots of relatively inexpensive ones which is very true the only time mott's ever went on a cruise was when he was in college and he was like never

again but fun for the time when for the for the bank account balances we had also we didn't talk about uh the sex aspect they hand out condoms on boats it's a nursing home because everybody is fucking each other and then there's no escape from the person that you're fucking that's like i just i just feel like people who love cruises i'm like you just have to tell like tell me you've never seen a mary-kate and ashley movie because what mary-kate and ashley movies told me about vacations is like you go to places like you meet cute boys or like you meet cute people who you're interested in you have a little crush you have an adventure and you went where they never did that stuck on a cruise you need to escape didn't you do that though um yeah one time i was paid one

time it was calm but i'm just saying you did do that i did do that hey i mostly here's the thing about me there was a certain point in my time no longer now where if you offered me something for free that i've never done before i'd go can i bring a friend and they say yes and i go i guess it's happening now no and to be fair after i did it the first time i said i will never get back on a fucking cruise unless you pay me two weeks later maybe seven to ten business days hey we're gonna pay you hop along to the exact same group you just got off and i said bet be there okay amazing thank you saying mary kate and ashley didn't do it but you did and there's a lot of things in my life that i could have avoided if i just led my life by saying did mary kate and ashley do this

in one of their made for tv films i would have avoided a lot i feel like they never went on a cruise no and they went on so many fucking vacations that's what i'm telling you like they went everywhere they painted a goddamn fucking billboard in los angeles and if they did it was big there's no shot because they did atlantis uh mary kane ashley the case of the mystery cruise no that does not count no that doesn't count it does no it does not because those are not the mysteries those were not what made you want to travel those were not like but they still count because they had a whole book series that went with it no but that's fine but they also went to like sea world that didn't make me want to go to sea world but but they still

it still counts to me because at this point you were not alive no but i've watched all of them but the mystery series there's a spooky ooky elements like that wasn't like a uh something that you go this is an attraction i want to do like billboard dad made me want to climb up on billboard and paint a billboard i was like i remember them being on a cruise no but so it is they could have picked a cruise for holiday in the sun which is when they go to atlantis but they did not well they still want to cruise when they did atlantis i was like i gotta go i gotta go here that's when i found out you would have gone to atlantis i was like melissa you've made it like that was my fucking dream that's fine see no no no i think i would be i i would hope

i would still love it at this age if i ever want i think you would because it's like a all that's what i'm saying like they couldn't do that and a cruise one for the same like the same feature film yeah yeah yeah anyways i've like literally seen every single thing of mary-kate and ashley that was my they were my first they were melanie's my sister melanie's was she a mary-kate or ashley i don't know but she loved them she had all the books yep she had all the stuff and i'm like all this came out years ago no they're my age and they look your age right now so it doesn't compute melanie no i was i mean i was obsessed like it just didn't i don't know why there's just something about him

all right now we've got writer number one versus ex-spouse who they cheated on 81 said the writer is wrong 19 said the writer is not wrong so someone said writer isn't wrong for not telling their ex but is wrong for continuing the friendship which i don't disagree with that's exactly what i said yeah i like that you use this picture because he is a cheater well and also like his face is just like the epitome of like there are some reaction pictures that i know the essence i'm going for but like i can't put it to words like i don't know how to write like uncomfortably grim like reaction pick uncomfortably grimacing like it doesn't really pop up so i just know i can type it in i go he's done it whatever face

i'm looking for he's pulled it straight to camera that's correct then we write a number two double dipping with t swift tickets this one surprised me a little bit 81 said the writer is wrong and 19 said the writer is not wrong someone said um i got one pulled up literally just take your friend the second time if you want to go twice someone said i do not agree life is not fair i don't think people have to deserve getting tickets to go to a concert again i don't leave my house but if i could i'd have gone to every single my chemical romance reunion date and to that i say my chemical romance isn't in high demand yeah like they're not getting sold out they're not selling out stadiums the way that taylor swift is yeah it's not an

opportunity it's not just like oh i opted in like if you wanted to if you applied that to taylor swift you're like i want to go to every single taylor swift show that's hundreds of thousands of dollars of doing that and then but buying tickets on the resale you know i mean like it's not possible to have done that so it's not the same comparable i also just really hate the whole thing of like life isn't yeah i just think that like it's like when people will sit like when it comes like a parenting well they'll be like very tough parents i gotta prepare them for like the real world the real world is tough and i'm like so like don't you want to be like a spot of like support and kindness and love when the world is like that like don't you want to offset some of

the inevitable like something that like resilience is you don't need to teach someone resilience like that life will teach them yeah that and i kind of feel the same way and people like well like life isn't fair and it's like well that's not an excuse to just say fuck it to everything then we've got wrong of the week wannabe robber 93 said this man is wrong seven percent said this man is not wrong i just had some i re-watched the video about nine times while going through and picking the pictures i need to know his story i'm trying to find somebody did respond where is he was it in the replies also i looked at it like right before i went to sleep so maybe i did not screenshot it but i did go to sleep at about

9 30 last night so who knows i just my eyes were just drifting closed what time did you fall asleep last night i literally just said you were not listening to me oh mine must have missed that no that's fair call me out yeah i did and i'm gonna keep it in great both of them no keep them both in so i said 9 30 9 what time did you wake up yesterday oh yesterday i didn't have anything to do yesterday probably about 10 wow your sleep schedule i don't know i'm sure you've actually put work into it um and i would like to achieve it with like zero work but like you're you really you've improved this immensely i also had residual um i took a tylenol pn oh okay the day before the day like before that but it's probably still residual because um my butt do you crack your back

like acid and it just like comes back yeah exactly um but um i i was doing i'll talk about it more and see next tuesday but i was doing a lot over the weekend and my body hurt oh okay i'm like Cause like waking up at 10 and then felt like eyes drip, like closing, can't stay awake at like nine 30 that you had to have pooped yourself out. Yeah. That's a lot. No,

I'm excited to hear about it. Oh, I forgot this. Did we already read the update for the Taylor Swift tickets? No. Oh, hi, I'm an M I'm the person who bought multiple Taylor Swift tickets.

I just wanted to say you were right. And I've now messaged my friend who is planning to buy the tickets for me when resale is available. the issue of scalping did not come across my mind as much as there are anti-scalping laws in my country meaning you can't sell for higher than 10 of the original price thank you for reading my message you are never wrong amazing thanks i'm happy for you and your friend now i'm both getting to enjoy it um so about but we can't we can't find a specific message but the um not knowing his circumstance totally i would like to know his i would yeah i would like to know i brought that

up when i said that yeah it's just there are some times where it's like someone is overtly in the wrong i think all robberies of more robbery should go like this no one was hurt no one lost any money and they never found him and also we said if you're gonna rob somebody rob a big business you don't rob a small business no and like it's not even he went through with it like it didn't work and so therefore like in my mind no harm no foul right i don't think he's gonna go back there and try again i remember i said that i thought that he does this every week and that's why no one was faced i i wholeheartedly agree it's just like a quirky little town thing nobody snitched on him they haven't been able to and that's the part that i'm fucking obsessed with

yeah like they were just like i don't know no i don't and they're like well don't you want to like no like i i they have respect for each other's hustles and i appreciate that and i nominated jonah hill 98 said jonah hill was wrong two percent said he was not wrong i'm 99 sure that all five people who voted that he wasn't wrong replied and said my bad this is an accident well somebody opted out what do you mean i missed that oh oh god abstaining from voting on this one because as more things come out frankie minors related i think he is wrong but i also think she is wrong i think for what was discussed up until the point of voting he was and is wrong i think someone can do wrong things and also have wrong done to them and it doesn't negate their wrong

ultimately i view them both as very toxic as a very toxic couple and am glad they are not involved anymore for everyone's sake that is definitely someone who talked about johnny dev and amber her it is they're both it's mutual abuse it's just it's both of them it's there they've and it's like no you don't know how that works and also first of all that wasn't up for vote you vote on what is up for vote it's not voting if you think he's wrong then you vote on that he's wrong yep two where's the proof well what did she do that she revealed that people think that she revealed this and like it's that she's going too far or too much i don't think that's too far too much because he's a public figure and he's using his publicity as a way to using his like place in

the world as a way to get women and the only reason why or the vast majority of why people are interested in this is because she dated him so then it's like oh if he doesn't want to be if he wants complete obscurity and does not want to be talked about or anything like that then he can't have any kind of relationship with anybody because it doesn't become just his story and therefore that's private like he's having interactions with other people therefore that becomes their story they do not owe it to you to keep that private and also to that i i will also say like do you believe that people that have been abused because she was verbally abused do you think that they shouldn't tell their stories yeah do you think that people should just not say anything when

they've been in any type of abusive relationship and it's just that like oh well he deserves privacy and it's like well she deserves to not be emotionally abused so those things like weighing those against each other one negates the other but why does he deserve privacy that's what i'm saying like why why why his fame like you said gives him access to a wider pool of people to do this too and will continue to have that further on like and that also empowered other people to come forward and say things that he had done to them and there is no perfect victim and so like this whole thing of like breaking down where it's like oh well what was this person's motive behind doing like behind sharing this and like it just feels like the first time i got it but then it's

like okay too far like this is just like no you don't and and people are now just like a lot of thing they're like well this just isn't like fair to like his current girlfriend and like she should be thinking about her and like her she has a baby with him and i'm like the only reason why you're referring to like she is now the ultimate victim and this is because she's not talking the second that she talks and then it's like oh my god stop like it will just always be an excuse after excuse after excuse so i mean anytime anyone wants to claim like mutual abuse i suggest looking at darvo as the acronym and like the whole study behind that um and sharing something awful that someone has done to you and having strong negative feelings about it is not the same thing or should

be weighed the same as someone who did those things right like the response is no should never be weighed the same as the instinct like what was the event like what was the thing like my response and my feelings towards that no not the same it wouldn't because they wouldn't have existed without your actions exactly exactly i hope that was um satisfying for you and your holes your canals who named all of the parts of an ear because i think they should have named other things like that because the fact that there's a canal and a drum is just so much more fun than i don't know uh like your foot well no i would never disparage like a phalange or a tibia like i love those kinds of words but something like your like your toe pad ears are fascinating ears

are fascinated the whole ear nose throat area fascinating wildly when i'd like when i said i literally have gotten into a whole like ent spiral because when i got my sinus infection the only thing that propelled me to like actually fucking get antibiotics was i kept getting so carsick i was getting i always get carsick but i was getting like way more carsick than i ever have before and it was so bad and i was getting vertigo it was miserable and i was looking it up and they were like oh you have a sinus infection your ears are clogged therefore your equilibrium is off and i was like what the fuck like this is crazy and my ears have been like popping and kind of crunching and i was like maybe i still have like a residual like ear infection which you can have then i

started taking my new meds um and alleviated a an immense amount of those symptoms and i was like what fascinating i know my sister-in-law her father is an ent and he will be coming into town because they'll be having their second baby soon and i'm gonna be like my guy can you just get a look in those ears tell me everything's looking and then you're gonna have to ask him to bring his equipment i will i'm i literally will ask him i love him he's the best and mott's gonna play mott's was like does he play pickleball and she was like oh yeah he's very into mods like sick tell him to bring his stuff i want to play pickleball does the mods play pickleball he wants to he by the way he's like been to all of our neighbors like when we see

them they're like oh my god mods i picked a pickleball like thank you for that and i was like are you just like right like babe do you play pickleball are you just recommending everyone else should play pickleball which is just he's just trying to get the community together while we stay at home question goes to play golf he does he went to the driving range last night with one of his friends who's like getting into golf and every time before he leaves i'm like be nice be a good teacher be kind and be supportive and he's like okay i will i was like okay just don't want you to discourage anybody and that's why i will not be playing with him until my lessons are underway oh he would because he knows for that you if you he was even like slightly he

would just you would rat him out to me but i don't think he would for my own that i do not blame you thank you at all all right well that's it for fisting friday let us know your favorite facts about ear nose and throat it's a great place it is all right fist you later fist you later