Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Going Off On An Ex + Met Gala Review

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong: Going Off On An Ex They also share their thoughts on Met Gala Fashion. Follow Along:https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2023-red-carpet-live-celebrity-fashion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

are you ready to get fisted this friday i am prepared megan you know i feel like i robbed you of your intro as you do and i wasn't feeling it today anyway are you positive yeah i'm positive okay well you know if you can't if you're not up to the up to the the thrust of the fisting i can i can i can do the thrusting and you as as a as an excited participant of the fisting on this friday that's all the role that you have to play on this one um welcome to fisting friday everybody where we read the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong and in a total and complete shock to everybody i have not posted it yet so there is nothing for us to read in this current moment it will be read tomorrow tomorrow but as a sneak peek on tuesday on this upcoming see you

next tuesday we're going to talk about the met gala are some looks go over some of them and to give you to hold you over we thought we would go over a couple more to give you just a taste I think one of my favorites is Tiana Taylor 51 always fantastic outfits

this is how you take that traditional look of that man and make it like different there's a lot of people that are emulating it and it just kind of looks the same but I like the hip bone cutouts um the gloves that are the same fabric as the suit itself and not doing the black

his traditional black gloves the little tie thing i like it this is great it's like homage to carl carl's fashion but in like a cunty like slutty way and both of those are obviously in terms of endearment yeah and just like the silhouettes are really really beautiful i also really like janelle monae um but in this article because we're looking at vogue met gala 2023 red carpet all the looks i believe it's called but they didn't they didn't put they gave us both the jared leto's looks but they didn't give us the full janelle monae look because what happened was this is a whole video where it was unbuttoned and then slowly rolled around to reveal her outfit underneath which is like that tool that's at the bottom it was all

see-through and then she had on something underneath too what number is she she's uh 43 oh i was right above p diddy puff daddy what does it credit him as in this just sean diddy combs got it oh he's what i didn't even notice okay so we talk about sean combs in the in uh see you next tuesday i didn't even notice he was wearing sean john he's wearing his own brand i my question there was like have you just not been going to fashion things like have i just not been seeing the latest looks that you've been wearing because like that to me is like the you would have the best fucking like this is you and you like this is obviously perfect harmony so fucking good and i'm like have you been have i just not been seeing any of your like

looks lately or is this like the introduction to like a new sean john era it feels like a new sean john era i feel like but honestly i didn't even know sean john was still happening i thought sean john had been gone for a minute maybe it's the comeback maybe it's the comeback or maybe i just you know again i block this man out so relatable me and justin timberlake um can't block him out if i keep bringing him up that's fair i like janelle monae's a lot too i really like tom brown it seems like because sean i just googled sean john and it says i got my name back and that's all that's on the website and then they have an instagram too that doesn't have anything either so it might be yep i would like to know what carl what the reference of carl

lagerfeld and unfortunate bangs are because that does seem to be a theme maybe the thing the the bangs are that's the new thing for this season i do like devon ayoki's also because i'm a child of tumblr that is number um 75 so the devon aoki and jeremy scott combination is like a tumblr dream and i do like the because it's a different way to do black and white with like the faux feather the pretend feather kind of thing um it's at least something different i like alex null 58 oh yeah this could have been a great standing with young miami and uh like this is the the the hat has the same beyonce wasn't there was she because that's what everybody was like this is gonna be when she because it's real close to her tour she still hasn't dropped any visuals

at all and people were like and then she did this whole photo shoot spread where she did like every spread was an interpretation of each of her songs except for one of them and they're like she's gonna do it at the met gala that will be the interpretation it wasn't she didn't show up so biggest tease she's like why are you acting like i have to put so much i gave you guys so much i've given you i've given you shit already don't stop asking for more i like uh conan gray i don't know who this person is but number um 61 yeah no he's great he's like uh olivia rodrigo style music as well like um a gen z sean mendez got it this makes good music he's got a beautiful voice so you 97 maluma first of all i've been over this maluma's

one of the most beautiful human beings in the world this outfit got me pregnant like i'm i'm getting there i had to take a pause to laugh at lily james bangs i that's what i said what is with the theme like what is carl's thing with unfortunate bangs i'm scrolling you said 75 i should probably i will say that um i will get there at i'm getting there i'm on 77 now but uh jeremy strong looks exactly like what if kindle was invited to the met gala that's what he would wear most of the fact that he's wearing brown and there's not an ounce of a brown outfit on the carpet like everyone's in black and white and jeremy strong goes who's this okay i'm gonna wear this like it's just so random i think simu li looks great too oh yeah i like i like his

interpretation with the the jacket and the brooch great i also like whoever does his glam like he always looks and his hair i love how they style his hair on carpets scrolling scrolling there's some very attractive people who i don't meant and i don't um know who they are so i don't want to sing their praises because they might be terrible people but maluma i'm still not i will say christina ricci has had a bang for a long time and she went longer and that's not an unfortunate bang i like that bang i like that thing that bang could teach some other bangs a few things about how to bang the other bangs look like post-it notes that they just like stuck onto it or like they drew them on like twiggy eyelashes yeah stuck on their

foreheads anytime i see a scars guard i jump i know something about all of them well they keep multiplying it's really it's it's a epidemic and it needs to be addressed immediately i think ashley park looked really great 96 it's right above yeah she looks like this look is someone and i don't know who it is the look with the hair part of me thinks it's a little joan rivers but there's someone else who the whole pose and the whole thing great lovely the cat's behind her um but yeah well maluma melissa did you also get pregnant from that why is he looking at me like that's what i'm saying like with the sunglasses like you know he just took them off and he goes wait i'm sorry say that again and you're like i don't

even remember what i was saying like i'm just i've been this i've been just zoomed in on the face the whole time but it's also like i'm not a tats person but some people i'm like i will be a tat person for you and he wears his tats very well yeah i am a tat person and specifically yeah because lots has great tats i love these tats but you know what i'm not normally a pinky ring person oh he is wearing a pink pinky ring and i love it there's something about a pinky ring that makes my kitty cat wink i love everybody i really do love a pink like a jeweled one or do you like kind of like more the sing yet sing yet sing yet yeah the sing yet a black one really gets me going yeah a solid

black one like matte black too oh yeah yeah that's a nice that's nice um but i do like as long as it's not like like a i don't know i don't need like a creepy like mob pinky ring no yeah but like it doesn't have an ulterior motive of a kill shot within yes yeah so how do you feel about these ones because i don't know if you're familiar with the um i think it was the i think it was a book or a game pretty pretty princess where they included like a crown and like a ring for you to wear maluma is wearing the rings from pretty princess in this context i love if this is like an everyday look absolutely not but in this context i like it i'm obsessed with it i just this this is this is one of those things that like this is someone who i'm like i want to

marry you because you're absolutely stunning but also we could share jewelry and outfits like gorgeous should we uh on that note head into the results let's do it listen to the results well first there's going to be an ad break and then we'll get into the results all right we're coming in now with the results results results let's read the results beautiful thank you i think i've said that now a few times well you know i never get sick of hearing it this is for episode 68 and your hot take was first up first up uh melissa me we need to stop ignoring the greatest health drink ever invented 24 said i was wrong and 76 said that i was not wrong and some people said um that i was wrong simply because they just hate pickles it's

bigger than you everyone like this is bigger than you yes it's it's not just about you it's about the benefits um for everyone for the greater good somebody said that they're a runner and while they don't drink the pickle juice when they come in at the end of their run they eat a pickle for the same reasons oh wow i also saw um this i think i it like randomly popped up after we recorded the episode and i don't think i told you um but uh for night sweats so it can happen with like people who are on ssris but can also happen like long covid and different just me who just sweats yeah so they recommend a pickle before bed yeah it helps with like night sweats and i'm like oh genius you have a pickle and then some tart cherry juice and you're gonna have a splendid night

you know about tart cherry juice i do it's supposed to like make you go to sleep but like cherries cherries like move through my body with a speed that should be recorded in a book like it's like so like the idea of like if someone told me like carrot juice the same thing i would go no because carrots also are just logging two minute miles through my digestive tract like i can't do that before bed i'm so afraid of that understandable so surprisingly to me my fucking take was more controversial than yours mine is cancel interactive audience experiences 31 said i was wrong 69 said i was not wrong and i'm getting lots of people who are like megan i so feel for you like this traumatized

me just as much as it traumatized you i'm getting tagged in tiktoks and i'm like so where are the rest of these people like the thing is it says explicitly but most people like you're getting dragged on by your parents so like you can't read you're at an age where you can't read and so you're getting so that's on your parents as i said before they also wanted to point out that i spoke about the um uh honey i shrunk the kids but didn't speak i cut out because at length i was talking about it and i was saying that it was at universal it was actually at disney so honey i shrunk the kids right turned into a bug's life after when bug's life came out so it's essentially the same thing so we were talking about the same thing the whole time and this is

how you can tell two people can have very different experiences and a man you know it's fun i i will say it's fun uh bring me to any interactive thing i'm gonna have a good ass time and uh as long as it's not a haunted house if it's not scary scary but if i if i'm sitting and i'm not having direct human contact then i'm good with it i would rather have humans than someone dressed in a costume that tries to attempt them to be not human. I also don't want to interact with people. But the thing is with

the rides that we were specifying, you're not interacting with people. No, no, no, no. But also, like I've said, I don't want the characters from The Lion King walking through the audience and roaring in my face either. That also scares me. Well, that feels racist. Have you fucking seen The Lion King?

Have you seen The Lion King? Yes, I've seen the beautiful black cast in The Lion king melissa this is why i don't sit in the aisles everyone's aisles a quick way out and i go aisle but everybody knows what the lion king is like you go into that knowing it's going to be interactive again melissa i was maybe nine years old i could read yes did i know what i was in for no that's on your that's on your parents chaperones garden as i said melissa add it on to the lengthy fucking list i i can blame them for whatever anything all right and then we have writer number one who said they hate it

their aunt and cousin three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong i will say this episode a lot of people wrote in on things oh they responded to the wrong thing i was like this doesn't make sense they're responding to your thing but it came under this it says more obvious accessibility and sensory considerations should be provided in event descriptions before purchasing ticket and or entering interactive spaces but they were they responded to writer number one i think about that a lot like with like the movie um dunkirk i could not enjoy the movie i don't know if the movie dunkirk was good when i tell you it was so it was too loud i was like nobody's enjoying this a one shot no thank

you no i mean i do know i didn't like it but like specifically like the fact that it was too loud i don't like no one wants this and like i'm even i i hate warm i i have you know me and my fucking issue with actually i'll save it maybe i'll do it for a fucking hot take later on okay then we have writer number two who wants to call ex-boyfriend and go off on him 62 said the writer is wrong 38 said the writer is not wrong we're really getting in the uh so far we have three that aren't overwhelming one answer yeah clear cut good way to put it um somebody said i don't think the writer is wrong for their feelings but i don't think they're going to get the response they want from him which is essentially what we said uh and then we've got writer number three

who wants to end friendship with sam after sam ditched her at disney trip then was acting buddy with their friend who sam was having an affair with that that with that friend's boyfriend so wordy so so wordy i'm scrolling through the writer wrote it all right so here's something from the writer i am the one who wrote the ending of friendship submission submission i now realized that i was missing a lot of important details in my original email and wanted to clarify my boyfriend was on the phone practically the whole time the night i got too intoxicated although i might not have remembered everything i know for a fact that he would have held me accountable for anything out of line that i could have said or done that night for that reason raising my hand

boyfriend was on the phone okay so i okay i didn't miss here sorry continue for the for that reason i really do not think that was the reason she reacted the way she did then what was the reason what was the reason yes because you don't just get up and leave and go pay for something no and especially like both like if you're not if you're if you are like morally or religiously opposed to like drinking that would have been a conversation you mean like yeah but she the friend was drinking too they yeah the friend just didn't get drunk so they had both just turned 21 there's only two options what either you when someone's drinking and like you fucking dip it's you're not comfortable whether it's for religious

reasons social personal reasons whatever it is that you're not comfortable being around people who are inebriated i fucking remove myself from a situation like that don't like it and then the only other thing is that you did something yeah like it's not so much of a third option you said that the boyfriend was there practically the whole night like on the phone but that's not the whole night practically isn't 100 also he can't see everything also you don't know like you could have just been annoying like it didn't have to be problematic yeah it could have just been annoying yeah i also not not to like i mean this in like a kind way um you're saying like the boyfriend would have held you accountable if you did something that was like really like embarrassing

or not embarrassing but like cringy like cunty kind of like whatever like again like not problematic and offensive but just not being a great friend um it's i would think that you would have a bad boyfriend if he like texts you in the morning goes you should hear all of these like these things you like no if you do something and you're like unless you ask someone like most people are gonna not want to tell you everything you did when you were inebriated because very rarely do people want to hear that like that's what they call like anxiety like the hangover anxiety of like what you did and like how you behaved so i would i would i think that's a good boyfriend to not like be like oh no by the way you were like this this isn't it i'd be like

well fuck like yeah you know all right and then they also said also she and i spoke very occasionally after the trip we mostly talked about the baby shower and our plan to return some of each other's things after the baby shower was over once we did the exchange i decided to basically cut her off i did not find out about the cheating situation two months later and by that point everyone involved already knew once i found this out i completely cut her off and blocked her I also realized that I said mutual friend for lack of better term this girl was a close friend of Sam and our mutual friend that was having the baby shower but I did not have a close relationship with her we went to high school together and some classes together but I have no

real line of contact to her other than Instagram this explanation of the relationship is a big is a bit long-winded and I just didn't know how else to describe it in a succinct way that wouldn't eat up too much into the word count i realized how i was misleading sorry then we have writer number four versus roommate who uses all the containers this one is almost split 50 50 we have 54 saying the writer is wrong 46 saying the writer is not wrong and i did screenshot a couple of these ones and the writer wrote in too oh my god okay let's see if i screenshot that one oh yep that's me that sounded great yep that's me so i grew up with a twin sister and my whole life things were always automatically divided wait is this the same

person is that this me them or do you think they're saying that's me like me no no no this is the writer okay um so i grew up with a twin sister my and my whole life things were always automatically divided so i guess i took it for granted if there are two of us and if there are two oh if there are two of us half of the containers are mine and the other half are hers also it's not that i wanted to do the same thing that she was doing sorry i didn't think i i don't think i expressed myself well english english is not my first language i just wanted to be able to keep the leftovers if i cook but it never happens because she was always using all of the containers anyway i also hate confronting people so i avoid doing it at all costs however i came to the

conclusion that she had not realized what she was doing so we ended up reaching an agreement thank you for listening to me i think i needed someone to do that since me and my housemate work and live together and sometimes that can be a lot that can be a lot a lot a lot but yeah that to me is like if something's available and someone's not using it unless you have a conversation there it's always a malicious you know i mean like i would just be like oh no one's using this like let me use this but like i don't know but i would also get irate if i was planning on making banana bread the next day and someone else used a loaf tin for something else i'm like oh but i didn't tell them right so you know so it's communication y'all yeah i think a lot of

a lot of things can be uh settled if people just communicated their thoughts in a productive way yep especially with new relationships like you don't you should always i always think over communicate at the start and like explain how you communicate with people because when you like assume and anticipate you're just gonna get your feelings hurt oh you're wrong of the week yes melissa i have to tell you i had so much fun looking through these pictures all over again and i have to say um i don't know what fucking oakley gym i mean not gym gas station sunglasses aesthetic we're going for right now like i don't know where he's planning on moving to because this is not this is this is not uh this

is a man who has a has a political plan and i don't think it's in in california well he can't he's kind of run out of options now i know and so i'm like are you gonna move somewhere like don't you have to establish residency yeah well you have to be for president you have to be a natural born citizen but he did well you saw what i referred to him as in the poll right yes i called him that the whole time i was talking the favorable term yeah um yeah so i'm like he could be another governor somewhere else that's true that's true and this outfit is not giving um california uh so um my wrong of the week arnold schwarzenegger who's wrong 93 said the governator is wrong seven percent said the governator is not wrong

some people said their finger slipped i love a low stakes one then we have my nomination the oklahoma sheriff's department and i want everyone to know that this is a real picture of this man this is what he looks like and is there a photo of him without a cowboy hat on couldn't find it if you take no that's how that's how they dress that's how like the sheriff's department dresses in oklahoma melissa he's on a float not in any sort of official garb cowboy hat this man i think if you took the hat off what is that the telltale not telltale heart but a different one where it's like you take the hat off and like the or it's like a necklace a ribbon and it's like his head falls off like it's like this man it is surgically

glued to his fucking head we see those like hair installations on tiktok i think this man has surgically installed this onto his head i really want i wonder what the top of his head looks like okay so uh 99 rightfully said the sheriff's department is wrong one percent said sheriff's department is not wrong and i'm assuming those people voted accidentally someone said i can't find it but they said that they live in oklahoma oh i have it oh you got it as an okla oh melissa how the fuck do i oklahoman okay the fact that there's man in the end i want to say oklahoman as an oklahoman that is not republican i gasped when you said we're becoming florida i can totally see where you see that this story is so awful and wow so sad for my state i will

continue to be one of the lone blue dots trying to keep the state afloat fighting that fight molly yeah yeah and you know we have no issue of any of the constituents when we say these things of like places i'm not gonna lie um when i talk shit on florida i'm talking about a lot of people who live in florida as well like but for you know we talk about from arkansas so i was gonna say we talk about southern states and like when we're talking about like oh my god like fuck this these government officials here and all of that kind of stuff a lot of people like oh my god ew like fuck all of texas and it's like okay well no like let's talk voter suppression i mean yeah because texas only loss like became or was a red state this last election by five points like texas

is more of a swing state could be blue if there wasn't voter suppression pretty much all of the southern states are are like that and that's like why there's so much high contention is uh based on legitimate history of how states these states were taken established divided up and all of this kind of stuff and where people ended up forcefully unwillingly um and that's why we have voter suppression there and why you have the most right wing alt-right intense right i'm like yeah because these are the crux of that and you're like no no okay we're gonna make sure that nobody else can vote yep talked to a lovely texas representative yesterday on a podcast well i didn't talk to him candace did but he was he surprised me and i was like wow what what a great man those are the

results and um yeah i hope you enjoyed and obviously this coming on friday so stay tuned for the week that you just listened to when it's time to vote for that when will it be i don't fucking know it's gilmore girls though so i feel like a lot of people are gonna participate that episode is so fucking funny i can't wait i'm not gonna lie to you i kind of feel like i blacked out so like i'm literally gonna listen to it while i'm editing my video later tonight and i'm like i don't even totally remember all of it i just remember mazel like that the one we recorded for that like it's fucking hilarious and so now i'm like oh yeah gilmore girls that i'm sure was funny too hilarious the clips that i pulled i can't wait for you just even if you just look at the clips

you'll be like oh my gosh we're hilarious i'm like this is our submission next year for the stream perfect if anyone from the stream is listening um please just give us one yeah i know we don't always apply but like yeah we'll see you next time goodbye