Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Holding Grudges

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong: Holding Grudges Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

is that the that's that's a little too i can't think of the word you usually come into fisting friday with a little bit more of like a guttural yeah but i'm trying to you know tap into my natural voice so i gotta start out high i would like to hear friday sounds like a child fisting friday and that's more more childlike yeah maybe you may maybe we don't high pitch this one fisting friday that's too even i was about to say i'm really into the um chicago newscaster version of that which is what the trans fisting friday the transatlantic accent in your sports recording reporting hi everybody welcome to fisting friday are your assholes primed are they ready lubed up get ready for those fists whose fists are you gonna take melissa's or

mine i'm gonna let you know right now you should pick melissa's smaller and you have like close your fist your fist is becoming oval my fist is low-key a square because you're holding your hand down like this if you hold it there i'm still pretty square i got but also when you fist you put your hand in and then it naturally curves into a fist oh no you really don't want that my fingers are fucking long every every piano teacher about every musician i've talked to have you ever played piano with us and i'm like no but i flicked the bean anyways welcome to us reading the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong i'm traumatized why because i don't want to hear about you flicking your bean let's be real i am much more of a vibrator girl i don't

know who can just flick a bee and get off no me like legitimately it takes so much time also who decided the word was flick because i just want justice for whoever was on the receiving end a man of course a man no no but like the man came up with it and then he was like and he goes i coined the term and like the person with the vagina is over there going like stop should i tell them that like that's not it so bad i just got 6 000 followers on instagram and tell me that this person is not i thought you meant 6 000 new followers like did you post a nude you this not a cgi person i mean you're fucking kidding me i mean clearly the poster fake but like the person that they have in the the image that's a sim i don't even think that's a

real sports team logo i'm not kidding like that looks like a new character on caillou that is a two-dimensional character what is that like i've never seen anything you can't even claim that's facetune like no that's vaseline on the camera watching a cartoon clearly a fake account but like what is this i don't know also are both shoulders in that or is it like a selfie again i mean it's like collarbone let me see again i want to see if i can see any sort of movement in it i'm zero chance that that's even a selfie based on the angle i don't think that's a real person i know so i'm saying like they couldn't even do an accurate because this is clearly supposed to

be like a bathroom pic but you it's not a selfie someone else took this and the bathroom mirror can't take a picture for you so bad job bot bad bot they created something that seems cool but i don't believe it's real anyway good thing we know the host of catfish yeah good thing do you think we should pursue getting catfished so we can hang out with cammy we don't have other ways to do that no we do but like on tv and we could i just feel like honestly why haven't we just asked her out to lunch or something it's a good question we should do that new year new year new goals all right first up melissa if you have a private account on social media and follow someone they should be able to see your profile 16 said i was

wrong 84 said that i was not wrong i will say a lot of like there are some people who are like oh i'm a teacher i want to keep things private and all that like i mean at least for me and my belief system i'm like i just don't if i know who you are and it's like oh this is this person this is verified this person like this is i you can see a quick scroll of their account you know whatever okay um that's i don't need to like be able to like see absolutely everything that you do but like if you have a faceless and a nameless profile i don't think you deserve i don't think you deserve it either no like if you're saying who you are and you're a teacher and you're like yeah i don't let like parents follow me okay then okay the parents follow you but like that's still

attached to you and your name like that's not anonymous i'm saying if you follow the only way they can see it is if you follow them you know like why are you following a parent then no if a parent tries to follow the teacher yeah i understand like if it's close great have your account closed but my thing is what i was saying was if you follow someone they should be able to see your closed account yeah yeah so the only way that that would you would have to be following the parent yeah like and so why would you follow the parent to see their things if you don't want them to see yours yeah if you can't have i don't think there should be a shared either shared anonymity no one knows who anybody is in this but like if you have access to someone and you follow them

and what they do they should know who's following them so if you don't fall you're allowed like we're not anti-private accounts at all you can have a private account just don't follow people that you don't want following you back exactly it doesn't mean that they should follow you back they don't have to follow you back but they should be able to see yeah what you have yep next up me graveyards are a scam eight percent said megan is wrong 92 said megan is not wrong a couple of people i think missed my um your disclaimer at the top so i'm not going to give it again but again i specifically singled out one ethno religion specifically so if you missed that i would just go back and listen um but i did further on

specifically say that coming from an atheist perspective and um yeah all right then we have writer number one versus their family friend who is holding a grudge over the babysitter great picture selection um three percent said the writer is wrong 97 percent said the family friend is wrong i agree i know that you don't do you understand the first picture reference for yours no so that's mr mosby from sweet life zach and cody and so he used to just always yell at the kids and say not in my lobby and people have this photo of him just like smiling and then suddenly when you put the words not in my lobby with just this plain smile it feels like a threat and i love it i know who he is though he's a director now i know i was at a

taping of uh one day at a time and he was directing and there were some i guess younger millennials there that were freaking out that he was directing it then writer number two versus friends confronting her over getting too close to one of the friend's boyfriends 70 said the writer is wrong 30 said the friends are wrong someone was like we should add like a voting for like this was a miscommunication it's not what the podcast is about we vote on what the writer presents to us yeah it we're like court and you are the jury yeah and you can't tell the jury you can't be like i think it was miscommunication that cool so that's not what the writer asked guilt you're not guilty all right then we have writer number three who wants to tell their

manager to dump their partner versus manager who is dating a trash person who is wrong 79 said the writer is wrong 21 said the writer is not wrong i need that 21 to know you need to watch out for your own job i'm afraid for your workplace futures then we have writer number four who wants to live with their boyfriend despite previously wanting to have separate apartments after they were long distance 11 said the writer is wrong and 89 said the writer is not wrong all right so wrong of the week aubrey drake graham who's wrong 99 said aubrey is wrong 1% said Aubrey is not wrong. Two people that we know in real life, I think it was you.

Anyways, my wrong of the week, I nominated Orbeez, the founder of Oculus, and Rihanna. 99% said they're all wrong. 1% said they're innocent. That was four votes. I assume some of you voted wrong, but hey, I don't know. At least two of you have continued to vote wrong. So it might have been a rough week for both of you, or you just have unpopular opinions. you can always message us and let us know what it is i will say lots of a lot of people who like

had no idea about orbeez and then people who assumed that they knew that about orbeez and assumed that there were warning labels on it that said do not ingest and uh they don't so it does feel you know we we have frivolous things we've got funny things i love them people message me and say like my printer broke at work today and i thought of you well we have someone that has a story to share i was but i was gonna say but i also love when people are like i'm a teacher and i'm gonna like go talk to my superintendent about getting rid of these in classrooms like i'm like you know it's not all conspiracy theories about printers that we're starting here yeah some people i i hear some information on tiktok i bring it to the masses and then you all actually

came across our desk it came across my desk all right here's a little short story that someone share it with us fiction non-fiction non-fiction okay just had to reach out because i was recently in denver and saw a huge sign on the side of a building that said milk is more hydrating than water and i screamed that isn't true and i went on a whole bit about big milk to my husband who also agreed that was a weird sign and that he's heard similar advertisement for other things that are factually incorrect plot twist days later i finally remembered to look it up and when you google it all these websites are agreeing that cow's milk slash skim milk is more hydrating than water because apparently you retain hydration for longer periods of time than you would just

drinking water but tbh i just don't believe any of it and i think it's all part of the plan i don't trust any of it thank you both for everything you do p.s my husband also agrees that printers are a scam i love you solidarity against big milk and big and big printer and i just want to say um that's the argument people use for electrolytes which is science driven so if people are saying there's naturally occurring salt in milk which is how it's keeping you Dehydrated longer, just throw some salt and water. But also, I'm going to shit it out. So is it more hydrating?

No, because you know what dehydrates you? Diarrhea. Diarrhea will dehydrate you. The double Ds. So not the double Ds you want, but they're the double Ds you've got. Well, now we're going to get into some cut conversation from another episode. aka everything we recorded today because we talked for so many fucking hours that we can't actually include all of it yep in the other episodes oh last thing i just want to say

this message from olivia olivia you know who you are in her response to my topic about graveyards are a scam she said as an atheist well let me check if they have their pronouns in their bio she heard as an atheist bury me raw yeah and i i stand by that statement raw i'm about to i raw dogged life i'm gonna raw dog death i'm gonna ride raw dog this earth i'm gonna fucking fist this earth and this earth is gonna fist me back and that's called decomposition all right that's on my phone i don't have my actual finsta on my phone oh yeah no stay it's fun also gives

me a little bit of accountability where i'm like is there someone i want to look up that i like don't want melissa knowing i'm looking up delete it though no but i know but then i'm like i do that all the time i'll look at people and then i'll delete it no i obsess when you don't delete it because i then i go oh yeah if i don't care if i don't care that much then i don't but yes look up the other day ashley darby oh that would have been me she's a real housewife and she is uh just pretty just she's problematic no but she was dating somebody that literally i'm not dating married to a man that's like 60 but he's rich and he took care of her and um her mom as well bought her mama house too um but she had in her clause for their prenup that if she if they

stayed married for a certain amount of years and the prenup was null and as soon as it got to that point she divorced him and now she's dating one of the guys from like summer house that's really hot and so i was looking at that mess like she's doing like tiktoks in his living room but like not saying that she's with him, but she's literally there in his living room that has been shown on TV. Stop. She's gorgeous.

Yeah, let me show you who she used to be married to. Aren't all prenups, or is it just California? Because most states basically have, like, if you've been together for, like, 10 years or whatever, it's mutual assets. No, but hers was, like, five years. It was, like, shorter than the normal time. Wow.

And then also, he's cheated on her, too. allegedly i mean she might have had that written up in the prenup too that you got to pay out and then she got a post note too to get more money well i was gonna say she might have been able if she had a clause in there about adultery that could be like i can have something else after so that's not the one from summer house no no no no that's the ex-husband oh yeah prenups actually don't expire unless you have a specific clause that makes sense i think maybe it's it's california 10 years it's like joint prop like something something happens after 10 years in california um but maybe that doesn't even void a pre maybe it trumps a prenup or maybe it doesn't

at all okay but she played the game everybody was like why is she with this man but why did people ask those questions i don't know but she did what she needed to do because she did she grew up very poor yeah um her dad wanted nothing to do with her um raised by a single mom and and look at her now and look at her now like that's how i feel anytime i see an age like a really large age gap relationship i'm never wondering what the younger woman is doing i'm always like literally i can see what this is and i'm like get your bag popey croaks when you want him to she was a waitress at his restaurant that he owned and saw him on uh security footage while she was working and she's like i'm gonna marry him he has children older than her i think back

to like i was in a very privileged financial spot in my early 20s but i think to experiential experience wise the amount of people that I interacted with who were like around my age in LA now that I'm older I'm realizing that they were like sugaring like they were sugar babies and I think that like that is

the absolute definition of an ethical scam yeah like it is I look at it's not really scamming they're both getting something out of it in the sense that it's like a scam in what you i mean depending on what you what you are doing in that situation but it's like

you if you're in a good healthy that relationship is not let's we're not gonna get into trafficking and all that stuff like sugaring is very the specific subset of sex work that you are setting whatever you are comfortable with and you are probably getting your most like most people i are setting their prices much fucking they're like i would do this for much cheaper but like this fuck i can charge him this much more money than i would charge do you know what i mean like it's so you're getting this is that's that's not what the patriot what you can do for the patriarchy but what the patriarchy can do for you exactly somebody just give me a fifty thousand dollar check someone do it i just feel like everybody who's in my tms like asking for

feet pics like i just get the sense that they're poor yeah like if you're gonna ask me for something like offer me money first i don't want to be the one like how much are you going to pay for that you need to lead don't don't lead with your cock out lead with your wallet out agree spend money to speak and we're back from our lovely conversation thank you for listening you're welcome we're done i was being the audience it's like a call and response i know Okay. Well, bye. Have a good weekend. See you on Monday.