Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Hypocritical Siblings

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results of BAIW episode: Hypocritical Siblings, then chat about cute nephews, mucous and Shaq. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

guess what day it is melissa there's no video so they can't see it's just for me thank you it did a little tiny butthole lips with a tongue coming through a rim job lip analingus analingus i do not like that word like rim job better yeah well because rim job it's like it's it's demure it's like no it's not it's like what does that it could mean so many different things like it's i hate the word conilingus and the word anal especially right now with my cold and my like sinus is anal like it's so bad analingus nice i love that for somebody else um yeah it's friday man this is 15th friday we're getting to ready to fist on this friday we hope you are ready to be fisted on this friday

and prepare your orifices accordingly get you a little bottle fill it with some water probably sterile water and just make sure you get into those yes of course you don't want to get an anal fungi and then fill those crevices fill those crevices as someone who's been cleaning out her crevices as in my i've been irrigating my nasal canal no i'm just gonna cut it right there so people think you're talking about your ass no i'm sorry right now i do not have the energy to shower let alone clean my ass like that when i'm sick that's like what i have the energy for is to just to get in the shower and turn on that steam and just let it hit me i'll sit there i'm not necessarily doing anything but that's my my personal heaven and that

is the biggest flex i will say for anyone who's not had covid like the the the fact that showers have not been ruined like obviously your lungs your health and your well-being but it is like the shower as being like it reverts you back to like you can't breathe it's awful like everything hurts like it's horrific um but that's like usually like the thing that I build up the energy for and I was gonna do it last night and then I was like I have to do the podcast in the morning like there's just no shot that I'm gonna feel good enough to do it but I'm gonna do it tonight and then I'm going to sleep I just say put the steam on and sit in it I didn't say actually shower i can't sit in showers okay well well we know me and my wet okay surfaces yeah i wasn't talking

about actually showering i was talking about sitting yeah well it's the steam that's the issue for me i know i you know what i'll talk about it on um see you next tuesday okay um so i guess we should explain to people what if this is our first time here what do you tell them do you tell them boo get out of here you're lost or would you say that's exactly what i would tell them okay i'd say leave this isn't the place for you yet next week it will be after you've listened to the episode of but am i wrong that came out yesterday yeah we are just here to kind of be like a fraternity where we're like no pay your dues and come in and if you really want to pay us join our patreon we're the cheapest sorority ever that's its own organization in itself yeah

no and it's not ruled by anyone besides us patreon and us no i mean like we don't have to deal with like we are nationals we are it's a it's really a matocracy what's it called a mate for a matriarch when women matriarchy matriarchy i had to see it in my head and then say it yep yep yep so we're going to be reading the results from last week's episode of but am i wrong and we'll also be reading any responses that y'all had to some of the specific all right so first up is me keep french fries crispy three percent said i was wrong that has to be 97 percent said that i was not wrong somebody said um that they've had mcdonald's delivered a short distance and they weren't soggy um i literally have a mcdonald's down the street

and i've had it delivered for just the fries and they've been soggy yeah like i could walk to this mcdonald's that's how close it is would i know but i could and the fries were still soggy um some other people yeah somebody said somebody somewhere said that they are working on it yeah but it i don't think it was in the states i think they were in australia yeah they were in australia and to that i say work faster and to that i say throw another shrimp on the barbie throw bring it on over here take that with some of the the blonde chaotic australian boys who uh immigrate over to the united states have them bring that with them okay mine was method acting is for bad actors two percent said i was wrong 98 said i was not wrong

i really should have given a trigger warning for this photo it is traumatizing for me to look at um and someone said at first i assumed it was because women in society were already seen as emotional overly so so them showing extreme emotions in film validated men's feelings about women and their flippy flip flop flippy floppy flip floppy emotions plus women being seen as more empathetic and in tune with their emotions so they don't need to do no don't need to method act as defined in the pod to get in the headspace of the character but i can totally see how abusive men can take advantage of that excuse and use it for their own benefit um and yeah there's a reason why there's a reason why you don't see women method acting and some people

didn't understand what method method acting was so i those people that asked i answered them anyone else google um also today he was seeing this man in this photo was seen climbing a high story building in germany i believe with no protection on he's just climbing this building currently like right now as we speak is he trying to method act to get cast as the new spider-man maybe i mean the spider-verse has it's vast so any any spider-man that he would like to be probably but he's already in dc he can't switch over to marvel well he also started a cult so i don't think he thinks the rules apply to him he's the worst oh okay then we have why is this in the wrong order is this no no i would be next but yes it is in

the wrong order where is it the next one it's the okay i got it um next we have writer number one verse partner doesn't clean after themselves one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the partner is wrong um did you screen i screenshotted a couple just one of them made me mad someone said i'm assuming the writer didn't enter monogamous relationship to be a bang maid if he if he has no desire to put towards the cleaning of shared of the shared environment they live in by be that by cleaning or paying someone else to do it for him then i'd say let him go he can live in the pigsty he wants if he's so impressed about not helping also i so hate the idea if i want something done right i'll do it myself and speaking about a joint relation when speaking about joint

relationship tasks you shouldn't have to quote unquote do it yourself to have your house clean to a normal standard obviously it can't be excessive relationships are partnerships it shouldn't mean you are unwilling it shouldn't mean you unwillingly go it alone especially if it's not a fair-ish trade-off, i.e. I suck with inside cleaning. If you're willing to do that, then I can do all the outside stuff or something like that. Then someone said, I think maybe there are some biases at play with how similarly y'all and the writer's ADHD is expressed. I'm not discounting your take fully, but I do think that maybe the boyfriend also had ADHD and it's a different type. I'm female identifying and I'm awful at cleaning because of my ADHD. My partner

actively Swiffer's the house multiple times a week because they think about it the Swiffer can be leaned up in the doorway and I'll walk past it for days without a thought I do think the boyfriend in this instance is being intentionally incompetent to some degree but I don't totally think it's as bad they should 1000% get a maid service um I don't have ADHD Megan does so we don't have similarities when it comes to cleaning no and like i'm not i'm just like point blank like my house is usually a chaotic mess at all times like i have to go out of my my way to clean but like if my partner asks me to clean something or i set time in my schedule do i mean like i have to work on it and it wasn't it's the weaponized incompetence that we

said that he was wrong about it's because he says that he can't do it because he doesn't want to or because he doesn't know how he doesn't know how or he can't do it as good as his partner and then also the fact that he said he doesn't know how to feed a cat yeah that is because he wants he doesn't want to do it like he's not making an effort yeah like the habits and like the brain like my brain's never going to be like a neurotypical person and like i have friends who are neurotypical and like very on top of like their cleaning schedule and like they clean things like as they go all the time um but the alternative to that is not just like oh i i don't work the same way as them so therefore i can never achieve having a clean home even at like sometimes like

there are times where like i will remember like i i have to do things like i have to make a to-do list i have to make a chart i download cleaning apps i do like reminder things and it's not about you know it being as clean or clean as often as other people but it's like you have to put the conscious effort into that like we might be i'm not with adhd like i'm not capable of doing everything the same way as a neurotypical person but i'm not incapable of doing things my own way and I have like contamination issues but it's only like with me contaminating someone else or somebody else contaminating my space and so I'm really clean before somebody comes over and after somebody comes over because I don't want the things to mix but then in between that time

my house is a mess and then I clean when somebody comes over yeah like it's not the same no and also like there have been times when like i've been busier and i haven't been able to pull my weight like cleaning as much as like when you live with a partner so for that like if i was living alone i wouldn't wasn't really hiring a cleaning service because i'm like i'm fine living in this but like no if my partner wants to have people over do their own kind of things like that if i wasn't able to pull my weight in the time spent cleaning then like i would hire someone to come clean and do my share of it in that sense so there are ways there were there are ways um around it and it's not unrealistic standards and expectations but we can't just like say like this

thing makes it incapable for me to do this thing it's not it's like this means that this path to me to get to this destination is not going to be maybe the same and it's going to be like a learning curve but like it's about effort putting forth to that and you can fail at efforts and to me like as a partner like you don't get mad at someone who you see is actively trying but it's the i'm resigned from this thing i can't do it that's the weaponized part right exactly next up why is this such a wrong order we have writer number two versus sister who won't cut sibling off we're pretty split on this 48 said the writer is wrong and 52 said the sister is wrong a lot it's split because a lot of people think that they're both wrong yes we got a lot of

messages for that and someone said i think ultimately based on the info we got the sister is more wrong if what happened between op and katie was so bad original poster and katie was so bad she's hiding it from her she's hiding from her in stores and lost her dad's whole side of the family is it equal to her brother being a hypocritical ass according to the write-in the brothers of the son was troubled and can't be around his kid at the moment and distance themselves but something went down between katie and the writer i'm not sure the situation is an equal cut off contact again we don't know what went down but it doesn't sound like a similar level of an issue brother's a serious hypocrite for not seeing this as an opportunity to save his

nephew from the same path we went he went on and recognized that he could be the positive influence but depending on how serious quote unquote the offense was he does have to think about his kid first but the sister is too if she wants the writer to cut contact for less than she apparently needs to cut contact with someone who hurt like the writer which i thought was that was very well phrased to the scale of things and then wrong of the week we have trevor jacob 98 9 said that trevor is wrong one percent said that trevor is not wrong most of the photos of this man like i could only find photos of him in the plane like there's some of him snowboarding oh there the seo those have been pretty much wiped when i do it like it pops up like the snowboard first

yeah there's one of them like holding a ziploc bag while he's in the flight and i don't remember if you mentioned what that was but like it does make it look like he's like has a like a ziploc bag full of pills i'm like dude what like it looked like he was doing that as like a clickbait kind of thing i'm like you're already doing too much well that's i went to his youtube i think i did it while we were recording but we went to his youtube channel and all his youtube channel is him like doing clickbaity really stupid things and so i think he thought this was the one that was going to put him on which it did it just put him on a watch list and then ultimately got him got his license suspended indefinitely and convicted of a crime

so it really like it did blow up but it blew up in his face yes so counting the days down for that to happen to david dobrik okay then we have my wrong of the week a horse's restaurant 99 said this shit show is wrong and one percent said everyone is innocent i have to assume that that was an accident i don't have words for this i have not seen any updates um you know i i know that protection or i think they both filed restraining orders in the midst of this and so there's like a timeline on there before things start to kind of come out more um so i can't promise you all that like i will stay updated on this especially if this turns out to be true because it's so fucking disturbing um but yeah one irony that i didn't think of when we

first did this was uh when you first presented this was that the restaurant itself is called horses so they seem dedicated to animals i just have to say like if this is a lie they're fucking like this has been the long con like you named your restaurant after an animal but the restaurant is still open right like yeah people are still going and eating well i do think that like if you start and open a restaurant like your day-to-day participation your the restaurant doesn't need you to be there to run so i assume but i just feel like with the press i know i can't imagine it's booked and busy i it might be for people trying to get a sneak peek of the shit show it's like people like going to like the vanderpump rules bars exactly exactly you're

right oh i hate even thinking about that well yikeroonies not much else to say about that disturbing awful hate it that's that's the whole those are all the results for last week's episode of but am i wrong and this comes out this week right okay then fine i'll tell my neti pod story here because great why not um so if you all been following me you might have seen um that i'm currently under the weather and also i think i was getting sick the last time i recorded right yes that's why we didn't record together yes okay so i had a cold was starting to get over it then mons was open coughing like a toddler and then i got yes you talked about that exactly so i'm like it got like hit with

a double whammy like it's been like so shitty so i have been very into um nasal irrigation using my netting i'm a big fan i'm a huge fan but here's the issue i ruined itself i ruined it for me because my first experience using a netting pot was when i got my nose done and i set the expectation so high for what comes out yeah it was so fucking disappointing i was like where is the blood and guts like where is the fucking gunk like where is the solid mass coming out and it's just not that and it's been satisfying and like help it hasn't been satisfying it's been helpful in the day-to-day and i think it's helping me like get better but like i don't have the sensation of being like it feels like you just like let out a massive shit or fart from your nose where it's

Like, you release all that pressure, and it's so nice. So I'm a little disappointed by that. At the end of the year, are you using, like, an actual neti pot? Yeah. Wow, that takes dedication. I use the squeezy bottle one. Oh. So you don't have to do all the extra, I don't know, like the,

I can just stick it up and then squeeze it, and then it comes out. um and when i first used it um at the end of the year last year when i got really sick that was awful um uh but the first time i used it and i saw all the green and yellow gump coming out it was so great but then after that after i cleaned all that out then it wasn't as good the as the first time but you know for my lungs yeah my nasal passage it is it was still satisfying but just seeing it that first time what was that like i was debating on like not doing it for a couple days to try and build it up and i was like that's stupid that's stupid yes but also like like when you if you do it when you first wake up sometimes there might just be a stray that like

when you as you're doing it like the first like something yeah and then it'll catch it and pull it all out and so that early morning one okay so maybe i won't blow my nose in the morning i'll just yes do that immediately yes do you do it with warm water yeah i warm it up a little bit me too it's just been like i i haven't gotten the exact number of seconds to warm it up to be right so like i literally keep six it was fine okay because you don't want it too warm so no i know i've literally had to like and also because the bottle itself i would boil it after each time and so then it would be warm and so it would already be warm when i put the water in too so it probably helped with a few of the temperatures that's nice i am not boiling mine after i'm just

cleaning it but mine's also the the pot i don't think i could i think if i boiled that i would make soup like you would melt um but yeah okay so i'm glad that you know you did confirm my notion that like as much as it might be satisfying to me it would not be smart in the long run for me to like no no no it'll just no it'll make the whole process longer yeah and then you'll be sitting there miserable yeah no yeah it's just like remarkable to me like i need to know where snot comes from because like i will do it and then i don't know 10 minutes later i have to blow my nose and then it just keeps going like it's just never ending and i'm just like where does this come where does not come from i'm googling it where well i already know but

the more you blow the more it keeps coming until it's gone oh produced by the mucus i don't like that word there's a little go ahead well they can't see i was going to do an illustration of where it is and how it creates the mucus but the ear nose and throat are all fascinating to me do you think you could have been if you hadn't done the the dentist um route you could have done an ent and actually enjoyed that more no because it would have been the whole medical rotation and then settling hard fast no hard fast too hard um uh my future sister-in-law her dad is an ent and i'm always like want to be like look at my nose tell me how everything's going up in there like how's it how's it going but i had such bad fucking fomo because um our

matzah's brother and sister-in-law they are they just moved and he we were supposed to go over to help babysit while they were unpacking on Sunday and I was like hoping I felt better of course I didn't and of course the reason why I got sick was from a kid in his preschool who had green thought um so I'm like damn it so Mats went by himself to babysit and I was had so much fun I literally made them FaceTime me I made them send pictures and like videos and it was really cute they were doing um a car riding game and Mats was like oh turn the key and then Mats was like what do you do if it's if there's traffic and he honks and he goes that's what daddy does when there is traffic like all he does is rat out his parents like it's so funny but he got that on video for

me which made me very excited um but I had such bad FOMO and then I asked him on FaceTime I was like do you like your new house and he was like no and mom's was like he does like he's enjoying this kids just say things literally like kids just say things like me when i told my preschool teacher that um over summer break i went to disneyland and china and then i told the entire story to my whole preschool and i like told them like the day by day like what everything we did there never been to even those places complete lie i was telling i was well because i was the center of attention at that moment like they're all sitting around me and i'm i'm telling a story and i was like this is my calling i'm performing for my for my peers so that was um that was it oh

by the way i need you to know that we have we have listeners in high places i i know that for a fact um do i know this part for a fact no but i'm assuming that a listener made this happen as a surprise and delight for me do you know who is a spokesperson of a printer now who is doing commercials who Shaq oh my gosh I was watching something probably TikTok it might have been on TV I don't remember but how Shaq you know how he's a spokesperson for so many things yeah he once he sees something that he likes he invests in the company and then tells them like part of his payment is for him to be the spokesperson so like ring before it was popular Shaq was telling the story about how he had called people like professional installation people that do security

over to put some cameras up in his house and the people quoted him like outrageous things i want to say like eighty thousand dollars because they came over to shack house and saw and whatever and so he each person gave him crazy numbers and so he then he was like no i'm not doing this so he goes to uh best buy and sees like a ring camera is like what is this and they tell him and so he just buys a few of them and installs them himself in his house and so then he contacts ring and tells them how much like he liked it and told him that he wanted to invest in it and um he would and he would be the spokesperson that would be part of his payment and so that's why he endorses so many things is because he has ownership in it and people like to like think of Shaq as like this

goofy guy which he is but he like went to school and has multiple degrees like while he was in the NBA like he's a businessman no he like if you look at people who have like crossed over through like like he this wasn't just because he was good at like basketball like he's someone who's incredibly good at he was great at basketball to be like oh look now i have an opportunity to have money to access to get all the fucking degrees and have all of the connections to make all this fucking money but melissa like this is like i'm obsessed oh it's an epson too yeah and like now i might fucking get this printer like i literally he has in in the he was declaring a war on toners and his his slogan is just fill and chill i'm like yes okay i okay whatever you say like i'm fucking

here for it and suddenly i i i am a consumer of big printer like i'm about to fucking get this because he's he's he's everything to me he's your ultimate influencer oh oh my god you're yes he is my ultimate influencer someone nominate him for a shorty ironic because he's not short i feel like he like might go i could see him being like i don't know what this is sure i'll make the time wow so i just felt like it was such we talk about targeted ads and never has an ad been more targeted in my life than shack for big printer so i guess i know what i'm buying a printer an epson printer just fill and chill somebody in the facebook group asked for a printer recommendation maybe you should go share that i should and he says kiss expensive cartridges

as goodbye and i'm like i would love that consider me influenced consider me goddamn fucking influenced uh a king well i'm glad that you had that moment thank you between that and the um shitting on the toilet ad i just have to say that like the streaming ads i'm getting are are award winning and i love them i still don't understand the hype for that but you and thousands of people on the internet who found the youtube video to comment on it absolutely love it hey they knew their target audience there was a target audience and i hope whoever i hope her and whoever pitched that is is is letting the recognition exactly on their porcelain throne

or i should say shitting pretty yep i always feel stunning every time i'm dropping anyway it's a cleansing experience not today i had an unsatisfying poop today i had a stressful one today but i'll share that later oh okay looking forward to that anything else nah i'm good okay well looking forward to hearing about um your stressful shit and we will check back in and see you all next time hope you enjoyed the fisting i'm waving as if they can see goodbye goodbye Thank you.