Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Little Eggplant

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong? Little Eggplant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi welcome to 15 friday where every friday you get best dad you're so excited dude that's really the last thing maybe hey it's like a it's a hand enema i'm in poop today oh i didn't know where you're going with this we had video for that one space was seven stages of grief what was that i i didn't know where you were going i was confused i was like i know that you don't like things inserted into your butt no but i like things coming out of yes and so i i thought like you were like you were like this maybe this is the last and i was like well that's your last kink you're like are you gonna have anal are you telling me that this is on the calendar no i'm just telling you and i've already told melissa off mike that i'm stressed today and

when i'm stressed i can't poop if i think about pooping too hard i can't poop like if i it just has to like we can't talk about it just has to happen um i have that flavor of ibs where it's please don't say flavor so we're either constantly shitting and you shit 10 000 times a day or you don't shit for two weeks like it's fun um so at this point in time a little assistance would be nice no no matter what i always think of that thor of no yeah it was a thor hammer no but it was uh nope yes thanos but also a hulk fist yeah it's the thanos smash that ass it's the thanos glove is that what we call it that's what i think of every time people don't just take our word for it i need you to look it up of what it looks like not the real one like the fisting the fisting sex

toy because it exists i want to give it another gander i don't it like makes my asshole like clenching it makes my butthole pucker oh no no no do you forget no i i went to something that had very realistic looking dildos i don't need that and i also don't want to i mean i'm there it is i'm a vibrator girl i'm not a dildo girl wow there's also the thor hammer but like the handle part it's so weird it just does not seem like ergonomical nor comfortable in usage yeah you'd have to use it on somebody else i think oh i guess maybe that is yeah only way to do it okay well moving on the reason you're here today you want to hear the results from last week's episode of but am i wrong

and hey because it's friday if you're listening to this you still have time to vote on this week's episodes the episode that came out yesterday you still have time to vote and then we'll read those results next week it might not be on friday yeah you might be hearing from us on saturday yeah it's a holiday weekend someday give it some time so this episode 49 our next episode episode 50 no and i texted you that we already recorded it okay well we're reading the results from episode 49 yeah i have to watch that tiktok you sent me yeah i've responded about it you should look at few tiktoks okay i'll look by that i mean mine no megan you're not being a supportive i'll look i just need to be in the right mindset i watch all your yeah because first of all i don't believe

you i do i comment on almost every single one of them okay that is true you did comment on no but i was gonna say i don't have to give you a jump scare warning you don't give me a jump scare warning but i need one look and until you start making your content at the end what if i'm in public and i open it up you shouldn't be looking at tiktok in public you should be in your home anyway you never know what's gonna stay at home you never know what's gonna come across tiktok honestly facts all right so first off we have melissa conspiracy theories are dangerous even if only a few people believe them totally disagree two percent said that i was wrong 98 said that i was not wrong a lot of people like my bad not all of them but not all of them

somebody sent us a chart with some eye-opening things about pipeline to anti-semitism yeah there's one creator tiktok creator who um made a i don't know if it's the one that they sent you but they made like a whole graph and chart and it's very they do a bunch of content about it and like how to like help deprogram the people in your lives it's helpful if only i could tell you what their name is well it's in our dms we can oh yeah yeah share it put on the stories i want to remind me when this is up my hot take was the idea that gluten abroad is better than gluten america is bullshit six percent said i was wrong 94 said i was not wrong and i want to say i took some screenshots of something i got them that's what i was pulling oh a little bit ago

and i said hold on i'm pulling some screenshots oh i didn't understand says uh this person says i feel conflicted on this because i think that people who are celiac should not eat the gluten anywhere but people who are gluten intolerant may struggle with things differently depending on the way they're processed so i feel 50 50 that's unrelated right that's not what we were if you have like a severe if you have like a negative reaction to something that like you don't eat it in your everyday life don't eat it other places because you could actually have a worse reaction there like you really can't know and if it's not a regular part of your diet don't go somewhere else because also like you don't have health insurance there like there's

just so many other things that like sure it could be a lot better but like it could also be worse these people defending it things are different in different places but like this obsession and desire to like be labeled with something and like oh like a new food trend a new food fad or whatever it is like it's just like gluten can't be evil but then you eat a fuck ton of gluten and like you eat like pasta every day like right the whole thing of like oh my god like americans like we're just like eating all this like disgusting pasta but like and pizza and then you go to italy and you're like oh my god pasta and pizza and it's like okay carb fat protein like you've got all of the same comp like you all did the same shit like you can't villainize a food or a food group

or an ingredient that is consistent through all of these things right you can choose to be like doesn't make me feel good but i would rather eat it here when i like the taste of it better um we did have one person that i didn't screenshot but they said i'm summarizing what they said they said that they had always heard that that's what i was trying to find and then they went and i think it was their mom had always heard it right and then they went and their mom got really sick yeah and someone else was saying something too of like the like wow thank you for sharing this like i've got celiac but i always heard that i could just do that and so i anticipated when i would go to europe i'd be able to eat it and like i don't know why i didn't

have a second thought which like again like it's everyone fucking says it it's fine that like you don't realize that there's no logic that's exactly how i felt when i was like why the fuck did i think that could have been true all right and then we've got writer number one versus the term karen 85 said the writer is wrong 15 said the writer is not wrong i mean somebody did right and they're like they made some good points it's like no they didn't no and if you're afraid of being a karen you're either afraid of a term that someone is using incorrectly which like then like who the fuck cares like they're using it wrong like why do you give a shit what that person says about you like they're clearly not intelligent nor is their opinion worth anything or re-evaluate

why the worst thing that you could possibly be done is like called out for being problematic or a menace to the masses and people like you don't just like no one makes you have like a public meltdown against your like will like at costco for having to put a mask on yeah like you are in control of the circumstances of which like you walk through your life and like i also have seen a lot of people who filmed mental health public breakdowns and people are so quick in the comments like this is not a karen this is like a mental health issue so we just it's like the same thing people are constantly afraid of being canceled like it's the same fear like why is that the worst thing that could happen to you is like you offend someone so badly that it ruins your career

like what are you afraid you're gonna do right all right oh is that mine sorry no i forgot writer number two versus will their boyfriend who's against zach watching the writer's dog 12% said the writer is wrong 88 said the writer is not wrong yeah that's it and we've got writer number three versus small dick who is wrong 92 said the writer is wrong eight percent said the writer is not wrong so the writer sent in a little message and said okay hi i'm the girl from the little eggplant submission and i totally understand it coming off fetishy and i apologize because that's definitely not how I meant it. There's a long-running joke between me and my friends about the European man thing ever since I studied abroad in the UK but it's not something I actively seek

out just because of their nationality. Anyway last Saturday I saw him for the first time in a few months and it wasn't even as a big a deal as I was making it out to be and I do see how I was wrong in the situation so thank you for pointing that out to me also seeing him again made me realize how much i do actually like him which is scary to me and i think i was making excuses to avoid it also i just wanted to add the sex is great in all caps i would not have seen him a second time if it wasn't probably doesn't mean much coming from a 24 year old but from past experience and conversations with friends i have a pretty good grasp on what i know is good and bad thanks so much for reading my submission i appreciate y'all's input love you guys and both podcasts

is it specifically uk british men because you said that you studied abroad in the uk and i just need to know if like if you want to talk about like you were saying that this guy is like so tall and all of that like i not to speak out of my ass and i'm not gonna fucking google it to clarify but like i'm actually pretty sure that the average height in the uk is shorter and i do want to say i think that the average penis size is on the shorter end of average so i'm like a little like i don't know like i don't think it's up for us to decide no no not at all okay then we've got writer number four versus brother who offered to take the writer out to eat but isn't going to the places the writer suggested five percent said the writer is wrong 95 said the brother is wrong i stand by it

yep and then wrong of the week daniel mack 100 said daniel is wrong i'm sorry percent said daniel mack is not wrong why are you bitches so the last the last time we had these margins was like i don't know what we said but it could have been like pro klu klux klan anti-klu like it was like it was like there was no gray area and it was like are you racist or are you not that's the last time i've seen these numbers yeah and we're gonna get it again which daniel mac i know daniel mac was i wasn't like expecting to see it me neither i'm like apparently daniel mac is like the most hated person in ours like has he become our number one enemy no the next person is the number one enemy enemy of the show has one vote oh and who i nominated was elon musk

and i do need everybody to take a moment of appreciation for this photo and that's how he looks it is 100 said elon is wrong zero percent said elon is not wrong but we have one vote for elon is not wrong let's see did you send a message i don't think so because i remember you didn't and you voted wrong you two other times you voted wrong you let us know so you just told on yourself can you imagine how like stupid you must feel when you like are like definitely not wrong and you click and it's you see the result like you see like the what it is at the time that you vote and you go oh no i i am wrong so you know so much has changed in the um elon space since that episode it's literally twitter blue came and went in the span of that it's just getting so much

worse and then like that thing where the people didn't realize that they were posting what they were like talking amongst themselves about that was essentially on slack they didn't know it was on a public channel and it got all posted on twitter or how about the company people impersonating the company who makes insulin and then the stock just dropped but the fact that that that account that has been the best thing that's come out of this is that account that has been god forever like imitating god that's a parody account of course it's a parody account it's not god himself i don't know but uh they now are verified hilarious hilarious that's funny there was one that someone tweeted and it was like this is all worth it and i don't remember what it was

though did you get the m&ms no i forgot to send them to you in the moment because i would have got them if you wanted them it's probably for the best i don't know they seem pretty fire no i'm just saying for my stomach oh i'm gonna bet that um instead of now just having dairy they've also put gluten in them so you're getting a double whammy i don't fucking remember what it was oh the oj one yeah i'm not gonna lie i did that shit and then dave chapelle said i mean this one's good but he never would say this trans women are women no longer team turf y'all oh that would be lovely i think that's it and that's it that is the end i hope you enjoyed did you have a good time

i had a great time okay okay bye Thank you.