Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Pity Wedding Party Invitation
Episode Date: January 20, 2023Meghan and Melisa read the results to But Am I Wrong? Episode: Pity Wedding Party Invitation then discuss Sorority Life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about y...our ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I can't decide if you sound like a person so close to death they're like like a thousand
one years old or a child it's a good in between it's fisting friday are you ready to be fisted
everyone I can't I can't I can't I can't so I mean okay I'll take a deep breath and I'm ready
to get fisted I'm actually so not you shouldn't take a deep you could take a deep breath as it
goes in well no wouldn't you do it when you like release I would I'm thinking like a gynecologist
appointment where they're like okay deep breath and release and then when you release your body
relaxes that's what i'm saying like as it's going in you yeah but that's breathing out that's what
i said oh i'm yeah i'm questioning i thought i thought you said as a take a deep breath
as it's going in no no i meant release the deep breath but hey i could have been i could have
said it wrong roll it back i don't think anyone cares enough they don't well welcome to the
episode we're gonna read the results of last week's no literally not last week's yes yeah
uh-huh we are reading the results of last week if this is your first time listening to our show
don't go back and don't so um because you won't know what's going on and this is not how the show
usually goes this is extra content to read the results of but am i wrong episode 56 56 so
how are you tired can you tell
no actually i can't really that's so nice that's because i put glitter on my eyes
glitter on my eyes
I have some of mine too
I'll put my glasses on later
and then see the glitter on your eyes
you literally walked right past a huge
table and you're like did you see the
new table and I was like where
there was two actually
one of them you might not have seen
but I was like there's for sure
you definitely walked past
one of them I walked past both of them
when I put away my future
lunch
so that's just me but i don't know that anyone would have ever called me observant no no no
unless i'm looking for something actually if i'm looking for something i also have a hard time
finding it unless we're talking about stalking people on the internet i'm pretty good at that
that's true can we talk about how gorgeous the shade of pink is that i used
for this for the for the voting slides like weird yeah i like it me too it's like dusty but like
kind of like it's ice creamy like it's creamy well that's good you know why because it's
visiting friday but not just that but once we get to your results it matches i think that's why i
it is actually why i did it now thinking about it okay you want to take us away oh my god white
people shouldn't treat martin luther king jr day as a long holiday weekend three percent said that
i was wrong 97 said that i was not wrong we've got this lovely picture of jack black holding a
stop sign um if you um if you said that uh you know you you made a mistake cool but if you're
somebody that didn't make a mistake just let me know i just want to know your reasoning
yeah just let us just share with the class we don't bite no unless you ask for it and even then
i'm gonna ask you when the last time you showered i'm gonna ask you if you wash your legs i thought
about that yesterday while i was showering and i was like the fuck does any like i would have to
consciously not wash my legs i have thoughts about that but listen to next week's uh but am i wrong
oh okay i love when it's tied together like this also apparently in the show description i think
we wrote white people should treat martin luther king as the holiday like in the episode by we
show be me hey i'm accepting just as much responsibility as you here because i saw it
and i didn't say anything well then yeah that's all it is that would be a hot take
and people are looking like who said that
no my name is next to it oh yeah true like wow that's a that's a very hot
i was going sure sure okay i my hot take was dip and dots are not the ice cream of the future
four percent said i was wrong 96 said i was not wrong i'm like low-key obsessed with the four
percent of people who were like you are wrong like it is the ice cream of the future like i'm
holding out hope like somebody somebody said that um that uh they recently went to florida and had
it and they it changed their life also a lot of people said that it's like so delicious but
the one person did bring up the point like because you can't have it in your freezer at home has
probably stopped the expansion yeah that's like you brought that up in the original and like
i think like you and that person like that is that's their biggest downfall yeah and the idea
that they're like oh you can buy a dip and dust like registered sub-zero fucking arctic fridge
and you're like or freezer like that's not gonna be future goals i've been looking into
standing freezers recently um so you know i'm telling you what you need as someone who literally
just told me that you have not gotten grocery shopping in weeks you've been like living out
of food of your freezer exactly are you committing to this or are you gonna get a full standing like
do you want a freezer and a half my freezer is not big and so i haven't been able to get all my
meats that i usually have in the last year and so um if i get this standing freezer i can bring my
meats back so what's taking up room in your freezer um there's some meats some lobsters
but i've been eating through it i'm almost gone so now i'm almost but now you have room but it
won't be enough room for the order that i need to get okay i don't know if anyone knows this if you
are new here melissa is a doomsday prepper i am not a doomsday prepper i just like a certain
quality of meat that you cannot just readily get at the grocery store no that was not a slight like
i'm just letting you know no no but like you're you're not about to go to whole foods or look a
local butcher and get like one singular serving of something yeah like the one first of all the
one that's at whole foods i like to eat bison and the bison that's at whole foods all they have is
ground package they don't have it fresh um i've asked they said they could get it but why um
when i can get it directly from the farmer when you can be like i would like to pick that bison
i mean and with the lobsters they send me pictures of the lobsters when they catch
they literally send polaroids um and so yeah like i can go directly to the source
why would i use the middleman exactly i think it's a great idea i'm just wondering if you're
going to then upgrade to a standing a full fridge or are you going to do a freezer and a half like
it's just going to make you go i don't have enough fridge space no it's not fridge it's just the
freezer no i know but i'm wondering if you have eight you're gonna have a you right now you have
a refrigerator that is part refrigerator part freezer you're in a standing freezer so essentially
now you have a freezer and a half no my refrigerator is usually empty anyway so that is yeah that's
true yeah sometimes i'll stock up on beverages but i'll never have enough beverages to fill the
whole fridge so many i also beverage bitch it's like i understand um so i'm happy for you and
your future of um thank you standing bridge thank you i would like to i'm curious to see where this
is gonna go it's going in the little breakfast nook that's why you set up your table to look
like yep you're doing a covid work from home segment for good morning america
that makes sense okay cool nice nice good to know
uh and then next we have writer number one versus friend who asked her to be an usher out of pity at
their wedding eight percent said the writer is wrong 92 said the friends are wrong and we've got
the writer wrote in hi i'm the pity usher the wedding happened i mainly ran the sound during
the ceremony and introductions it didn't have a dj and had a playlist going for the reception
two other people were the emcees during the introductions the other usher walked the groom's
grandma down the aisle and sat with her they didn't have the seating split between grooms
and bride site so there wasn't much to do as a traditional usher they did have separate wedding
parties she had three and he had five plus his three sisters up there the music station was the
first thing the wedding party saw as they entered and the room they entered the room to walk down
the aisle and the bride told me that it was very comforting that i was the first person she saw
during the ceremony it made my heart melt a little thank you for validating my thoughts i'm definitely
honored that they thought of me to be involved in any way like y'all said i would have been
perfectly fine if they didn't tell me the pity backstory though smiley emoticon cute very fair
i agree with all of that um that's sweet i've been thinking about weddings a lot lately why
everyone keeps fucking asking me like oh like what's your what are you gonna do and like i
just have to say that like no one should ask me that question because like if you've had a wedding
like I think my answer will offend you and I'm like I don't see the point of spending so much
money to be like absolutely miserable for fucking months and then pay for it I tried to get it out
without laughing and I feel like I just and I just can't fathom it and I was talking about that with
like my future sister-in-law yesterday and she was like yeah no my mom like she took over planning
she goes I really didn't have to do anything she goes but if I didn't have that she was like if I
was in your situation I had your life she goes no way in hell you would convince me to like do
that i go why would i spend money to be miserable when i can do that for free i can be bad all by
myself facts and it happens okay then we have writer number two who says they hate this
this also they wrote back too i didn't oh i think i screenshotted it yeah writer number two who says
they hate white people and white people are weird versus white partner who doesn't grasp the reality
of the situation five percent of the writer is wrong which i am now just seeing and then 95
percent said the partner is wrong let me see if i'm pretty sure i did let's see so uh the writer
responded and said help i was a person who wrote in about this and for some context she is a computer
science major so there's that i think it's getting better but all deaf just talked about it explicitly
i'm going to fistfight the people who said i'm wrong though thank you guys i'm also going to
fistfight the people who said well fitting for today because it's fisting faraday
all right so uh writer number three versus asking a friend to pick up some items from
the writer's ex who is a sex offender nine percent said the writer is wrong 91 said the
writer is not wrong pretty much everyone would said the same thing that we did whereas like as
long as like informed consent on the friend's end so they know what they're dealing with yep
okay then we have writer number four wow this is very split writer number four versus fiance who
left airpods in the pockets of the and the writer did laundry so one percent said the writer is
wrong 50 said the fiance is wrong 49 said both are wrong there's literally only three votes for
just the writer is wrong it's pretty split and someone messaged and said it's not them but they
said this part blew my mind i genuinely didn't know most people had checking pockets as a part
of doing laundry i've done my own laundry for nine years since moving out of my parents and
i've never once gone through and checked my pockets before putting the clothes in the machine
i just always take everything out of my pockets before they go into the basket i've only ever
ended up with a couple of things like a hair tie or a coin ending up in the wash if i was this
writer i wouldn't even think to check i might have to give a disclaimer to future partners i live with
that if i do their laundry there's no way i'm doing an extra step of checking every pocket
beforehand you never know what you might find though if you do i know i love checking pockets
and like i find like five-year-old lip balm in like coat pockets are the fucking best though
because you don't wear coats all the time that's when i thought my um airpods were missing for two
years i thought they were in my coat pocket and i searched every coat pocket they weren't there
but they were in a purse that i hadn't used in a while i i'm still fucking looking for a pottery
barn gift card that i have not found you might find it in a year two years i'm hoping yeah it's
hold out hope and then we have uh wrong of the week acon 98 98 said that he is not is wrong
two percent said he is not wrong that's not his real hairline right i was literally looking at
this and was like it looks like somebody placed hair on top of his head it could be his real
hairline but he just has a shitty barber that doesn't know how to move it back a little bit
his barber if that's his his barber hates him if he might have wanted it like that anything this
man does i don't trust i also do wonder though you can have this like it's kind of like this um
fiber filler spray and i wonder if they just did a little too heavy-handed it's too i think it's
too thick to be that but i think they they just don't know how to because they tapered it too
much on the side anyway i don't think they know how to properly cut hair no it it looks
it looks like he's he's wearing a little hat
so my wrong of the week i nominated britney dawn 100 said britney dawn is wrong and zero percent
said britney dawn is not wrong no one voted wrong on this one accidentally
oh um have you watched abbott elementary yet no okay never mind i'm excited i can't let just know
that they the rapper that he went on that akon went on his podcast they mentioned him during
episode they mentioned that rapper they mentioned joe budden oh okay i'm excited anyway well that's
for the results hell yeah you have anything else you'd like to share um not so much that i can
think of um i would like to thank everybody who has been sending me tips on doll houses and things
and i'm i really want to do it do it i think i'm gonna do it but um i need to similar to how you
have a plan for a little rolling desk i need to i need to create a space for it where it can stay
and won't give me anxiety that like there's too much stuff there or whatever it is so i need to
create a little nook yeah and then i will think i will enjoy it i agree so i'm pretty excited for
that and um yeah anything else that you want to talk about
and we are so excited to let you know that we're in person we are we're together again i was going
to troll them and say we were recently acquired by joe rogan something something what would have
been a believable trolling negative or positive well i if it's a positive then i'm just jinxing
us for our future i don't want that it's got to be a negative okay maybe we'd partner with
Kate Middleton. That's like a subtle
like
y'all?
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Or
I probably shouldn't have my
fat stacks.
I gave Melissa $11
that I've owed her for months.
I should have charged you interest.
That's
not very patriotic. It's very patriotic
of you.
The American way.
That's not very
um i don't know i'm just glad you didn't charge me interest i could have i could have
paid it i brought i had more more of the cash this literally i'll also just know everyone that
this sparked from wieners no no i think it was a call and it was about paying back or was it
yeah it was it was uh but am i wrong and the writer was asking if they would be wrong um if
they asked their partner to give them money for a spa so just know already they said they would
pay for it because of this podcast is why i remembered i owned melissa money and i wrote
it down and i brought it and you should have seen the panic this morning when i went to mods and i
said do you remember where my like wad of cash is why do you have just a wad of cash
because i am my father's doing selling things on facebook marketplace but also i didn't want to
leave the wad of cash like in la when we went to colorado because you told yeah you've already and
about how i felt like i i don't know why i felt like i was having to hide it while we were driving
again as if i was in a covered wagon that was being pursued by i don't know dysentery whoever
whoever's trying to come come snatch me my body or my money and um yeah so i did find it
because i hit it as i do with things saying megan you can't remember anything do you keep it
in a bandana no and then when you go no and then when you go on like trips you stick it in your
brassiere no that's a good idea it's gonna look so my grandmother who a great grandmother would do
i like that or people with money in the shoe i don't even like seams in my socks that would be
hard for me yeah that's when she would tell when I go to school she'd be like make sure you keep a
couple dollars in your shoe I was nine I used to keep money in my bra like I always used to have
money in my bra yeah no I didn't have a bra then at nine but like growing up like if I was you know
high school college my cash in one bra I mean one one cup my id in the other and I'm like purse
free bitches i'm not tied down and then i just hope my roommate would let me in because i didn't
bring my put it in my bra yeah but then i felt bad one time i went to a party and it was sweaty
and then i had to give money to somebody and the money was sweaty it's college everything's sweaty
in college that's true we used to go to this uh um it was only my freshman year because it was
shut down after that but it was this place and i don't even know what the real name of it was but
it was a place where people would throw parties and it was called the sweat box that's really
descriptive yeah but it was literally like a just a box a building that was just a box and it was so
there was no air conditioning and everybody was dancing and stuff so you were sweating college
is just like damn like it's just like a a musty experience speaking of college i don't know if
you know and it's definitely not trending as we're recording this but as we're recording this
baylor rush has just ended and um when they go back to school i don't know seems quick but yeah
so the whole thing is weird and i found out it was in waco texas and i go perfect chip and joe
you're gonna blame for this like the whole thing is so odd like the outfits are a combination of
everyone's dressed like miss frizzle or like a victorian ghost like that's like there's no in
between and it's very weird outfits also and they just like no shade to any of them they're all like
gorgeous girls like they love their outfits like rock your own you're talking to someone who wore
rainbow thigh high toe socks and platform flip-flops and a tiara to school every day like
wear what you want to fucking wear like enjoy your life not here to judge you i am just a little
curious if and i would love someone to do like a deep dive on this they all look so much older
than they are and i don't know if it's because it's a very like christian university if this
whole like prime to be a wife and be a mom has influenced how they like dress and do their makeup
and carry themselves that like i look at them and i go i feel like all of you are older than me
like just how they look how they talk and even like their faces and like I think it's how they
hold their faces like facial expressions I'm like oh my god like this is so odd that it's like this
little pocket of Texas that feels like simultaneously time has been sped up and then
also is untouched by time and uh I got into watching all of them and then I naturally
had to check the greek rank of all of them greekrank.com and i did compare it to my old
college which then sent me down a rabbit hole a couple sororities got called out for bullying
and they're like someone did a youtube video and i was like are we talking about me i was like no
but someone did talk about my tiktoks on it but then someone really and then someone talked i
mean they talked about like when i left it was talked about there but just that was so long ago
but um you know from my school it'll be like fuck i'll just say kappas because i was a kappa
um like fuck like kappas like that like that one fucking kappa bitch like sucked my boyfriend's
dick like she's a fucking whore like they're blah blah and then you go on baylors and it's like
you know i'm just gonna say a random foreign name i don't know if this is one of that's there but
they're like akios like they're really nice godly girls but if you don't love god like how they like
love God, like really, really love God, like you're not going to fit in this sorority. Like,
and it was so like the, the, the, the framework of the sororities are obviously like
their Panhellenic sororities are pretty much like the same across the board, but at the different
schools, I'm like, Oh, the bullying and the not being included. And like all these things is all
there just in like different formats based on like, Oh, you're not, whether it's like, Oh,
you're not rich enough. Like everyone's making fun of me for being poor. And this was like, Oh,
people are telling me that like, I don't like God enough. I'm like, Oh, no matter what their
unrealistic expectations and standards for you to live up to. So like, regardless across the,
whatever school you're at in these Panhellenic sororities, there are expectations and standards
that you will potentially not meet and still have that like catty kind of thing there. And it was
just so interesting because after watching those rush videos, I was like, I feel like this just
has to be like a parent teacher conference. Like everyone seems so like sweet and kind and wholesome
and it's like very buttoned up and then i watched these videos of them doing tiktok dances of like
shaking their asses and i was like that sounds like the south to me though i was like why
what is what is with you in this victorian child dress that you're acting on prim and proper and
then where's that girl where's the girl who's shit you just bent over and you're twerking your ass
i mean for my sorority everything is very when you're you do rush and then you
get initiated i have to say the technical term yes yeah and you get initiated and all that time
it's very ceremonial and proper and thing yeah and then as soon as the music starts different
i think i mean ours was definitely like you had to kind of be put together and like i remember
was like a real big mind fuck for me because I got dirty rushed by I I think I got dirty like
three or four sororities but like I only participated in two I was kind of just like
I know what's going on with like I know what's happening and I'm not interested in this one
and so I like I knew that because like oh like we're going and partying and like we're doing
shit before rush starts. Then we're doing the buttoned up prim and proper thing afterwards.
So like, I kind of have like an idea of it, but even also just from how people were talking and
like, you know, everyone might be in like a really like buttoned up, really nice casual outfits,
but I was having really like chill conversations with people. Like, and it was like, okay, like,
what do you like to do? And I was like, well, I'm not going to say like, I love getting drunk
because we're all in sororities. I'm assuming we all love getting drunk. Like, okay. But I'm
really curious about like the the the at religious schools like that because from some of the Greek
rank stuff that I saw there were like oh this like this sorority like I think they like my
friend goes here and like I'm pretty sure that they like drink I'm like I wonder how hard it is
to navigate those that Russian that way where there's like a standard that the school sets for
like drinking and partying and whatever you can do and then their sorority has their own things
but like if you're spending the first couple weeks but maybe that's why they don't do their
rush until winter so you can kind of have a sense of like what they stand for because i would think
regard whatever if you want to be in a sorority that is like not drinking and partying at all
or you do i think that's easier to figure out at a non-religious affiliated school that has
like the school rules because like that would just stress me out so much when was your rush
like it's before school even started that's how um for the uh panhellenic that's how it was at my
school like my till like my junior year but then they changed it because they're like why are you
in a sorority before school even started they're like you should they were like the main thing was
like uh how are you greek without being a razorback yet and so they changed it till it was
like a few weeks after school started but but then like but yours is not no in phc sororities you
just pick when you want to do yours and you also have to have i don't know what the requirements
are now it it's probably the same thing but you also had to have at least i believe 12 credits
before you could and have um but i i came in as a i came into school as a sophomore so i did it my
freshman year but most people don't um because it'd be hard to you can't like you literally
yeah i don't think i even got 12 credits my freshman year total yeah um we know how i
scammed the system but um any like you have to have like a certain gpa and stuff and you can
only pick one yes you go for the sorority that you want to be in and if you get rejected then
you either go back to that sorority the next time or not at all yeah but then you know you're making
a educated decision in the one that you're like going for and so there's a little bit less of a
mind fuck yes of like what does this stand for what are these people like like because you already
know like you know what type of people that you want to be around and i think that how we've talked
about your sorority experience is like how i again i thought panhellenic sororities would be so like
when i remember when sydney and i both went kappa at different schools i remember looking up about
like even during rush i'm like what are kappas like as a whole and then knowing people who are
at different schools where it was like oh kappa's not a good sorority there or like gamify was a
great sorority at my school but like it is not a good sorority in most other places and like I'm
like oh I can't even google to find out what do they stand for nationally because like it's
it's nothing like it's there's not really any like consistent through line through all of this that I
can even know when applying to the school because basically what happens is like for like panhellenic
sororities for most people who go unless like you are going to a school that like a sibling went to
or a parent went to and you are a legacy of a specific sorority there and you want to join
because of that it's like oh i want to be a part of greek life and it's like okay well here are
your like that's not very specific and it's just like well whatever's gonna take me and like no
shit that it's not a great community and then also like i don't want to say the standing of
the sorority in terms of like popularity but like in terms of the kinds of people who are there
doesn't even stay consistent for four years like some of the seniors you meet when you're a freshman
you're like that's such a different vibe than the people who are bringing in who are like younger in
this now and it's because there's it's just all over the place yeah yeah and i think ours is very
much part of the culture too yeah um black culture so it's and it's consistent so it's just looked
upon differently like on sunday was our founders day and so i wore my aka sweatshirt and when i
went to the movies like so many people told me happy founders day oh and like there was another
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people just know yeah i mean when i find out someone's an ak i'm like this is someone else
has already done the vetting for you I know I'm gonna like you like it's just like that's just
because it's also cool because you know you align with it so strong and I love you and so and like
I for you mean another Kappa you have no obligation to be like well Megan was a Kappa so
she's great even like I think about Kappas at my school and it was it seems very different from
what it was at your school but yeah it was just like everybody I wouldn't expect the people that
ended up which kappa was like the best one at my my school at the time and the oldest sort yeah
it's fucked up but that's it but and that was that was kind of like what everybody wanted yep to get
into and um the 90 of the reason why you join your sorority is based on who you talk to and
who prefs you so like essentially it's every person prefs someone who they really like and
so there's like really no cohesiveness throughout it and then sometimes people would like
they would want someone just because she was pretty or i remember there was a couple of times
like i mean my we were definitely not as much with that where it was kind of like you have to
reach a certain level of looks to like get in but if you have a level of a baseline level of looks
that they're they want or whatever if you have a 4.0 gpa like you're fucking in like we need you
to because we're collecting we're collecting beauty not brains usually um but it makes such
a weird collection of people because I remember if I had gone gamify like the part of the reason
why I didn't go was I talked to less people there and I still talk to the girl who like prepped me
like she's great she lives in LA and I talked to like her and her best friend who like they're
still like best friends now and I remember looking at her and like not saying this to her but like
we've talked about it since and me recognizing being like we're so similar but like you're
definitely the oddball out of this sorority like I'm sure they all really like you and they
definitely do and like you're friends with everybody but personality wise like you have
more personality than everybody else in this room and so do I and so you're kind of attaching on to
me and I remember she told me like recently she was like oh I cried when like you didn't go here
she's like I was devastated she was like I was like this is awful like I was so sad and like
that's part of the thing i think is that like everybody picks who would be who like their
perfect person is but because there's never been like one overarching it all started with like the
individuals picking their own individual people like it doesn't mesh that well and see for us
you don't we don't like actively recruit or pick no one in nphc knows anyone else's process so like
i'll like the way that you're telling me these things i will never say what i would never i
would never ask about that because i mean you know i know and like that's like the whole process of
it is again it's like so clear how like every once in a while we'll text each other someone who we
find out is like an aka and like i'm never surprised yeah like i'm always like this fits
but like if you look at i mean the only fucking cap as i can name off the top of my head are like
me i think mariska hargitay megan markle and jamie chung and jamie chung is from my chapter like
besides from that like there there are lots of other people like it's not kind of a surefire
in in the way that i think that the concept of sororities should be especially because it's
supposed it's like faux women's empowerment i'm like oh you know it's actually empowering like
people who honor their founder's day every single year and who are going to conferences and who are
able to like help people get like when you move to la and like you're able to like reach out to
like that's what women supporting women is it's i don't need you to hold my hair while i barf in
the bathroom like do that now but what are you doing like the next like 15 fucking years right
and that's that's the difference yeah and it's just interesting but it is cool to know bringing
back to the baylor thing that like regardless where you go to school and again in the pan
hellenic space regardless where you go to school it's the same bullshit in different flavors yeah
like you're either not rich enough you're not pretty enough you're not smart enough or you're
not christian enough yeah yeah there are specific guidelines that we have that are unwritten but you
just know that then i ended up watching a video because on the greek rank of riverside for gamma
five they mentioned like you know i hope they take the accusations of bullying seriously and
apparently so are they saying bullying and not like hazing no two separate two separate things
so but my my there was like i don't know any sorority i don't know any panhellenic sororities
that had hazing like because kids like for sororities like people it got they got they
crack maybe they're letting up now but they really had to crack down like two or three years before i
got there i think i don't think someone died but i think it was of the women it was like really bad
so they were like we had to check in like nationals used to come and make sure that everything was
going okay in the state of arkansas hazing is illegal which is not in every state no i remember
that they like basically had to go above and beyond to not haze it we weren't even allowed
to drive ourselves we weren't allowed to pay for things like if we went out to dinner with anyone
who wasn't um a pledge or like a new member a new member was the official term we weren't allowed
to pay for ourselves like the people who are older than us in the sorority had to pay for us because
making us pay for like we had like really and so like i that's because something had happened and
they had to do that but bullying is not included in that there's the non a couple of the um special
interest frats i had one friend who was in one and like i remember being like i partied a fuck
lot in college and i remember just being like i think you're gonna die like i remember being so
scared and just making him sleep in my bed and watching him while he slept and being like i'm
not drinking tonight because i need to make sure that like you wake up and i like our i was like
really buddy buddy with my RA and I was like it was our RA and I was like so you know what's
happening and he's like cool like we'll do the rounds when you need to fall asleep crash in my
bed I'll come in and sit in your room and like make sure it's okay okay well have a great weekend
everybody I hope you get fisted and forked like forked as in whatever you how they used it on
the television show like fucking if you want to use fork like that or if you just want to
if you want to have some like on the good place you know instead of saying fuck every time that
she would say fuck it would change the fork she like i can't say it fork fork that's such a good
show is it you don't like it no you don't like the good place of course i love the good place
i believe i'm the one that told you to watch it actually no it was absolutely everybody in the
industry was like you have to watch the show it's the best show ever but then i kept telling you
because you were like and i kept telling you watch the fucking show well i think you were the one that
i was like okay well i actually trust you now okay you know okay well see y'all on monday goodbye
you
