Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong Results: Shark Tat

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results of But Am I Wrong: Shark Tat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

it is time for fisting friday or poo poo poo poo depending on how much you've prepped for this fisting friday and what hole you're going into you you could have kept that one you know what i couldn't actually i needed to share it with the class and i know they're incredibly thankful for it so you're welcome everybody wow these votes look so good oh my gosh so everyone um we're gonna be reading the results of last not we okay i'm gonna be reading the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong the votes that you you you voted on instagram actually i don't know how many of you voted yet because we are recording this on tuesday and i

just posted it that was my bad um i have just been overwhelmed not that anyone fucking cares and there's like surgeons who are like bitch you're overwhelmed and i'm like yes there's a reason why i'm not a surgeon i'm overwhelmed with my life you don't want me in your life why is there a staple in these pants what did you get them at staples no i just still have a piece of plastic from where i like ripped the tag off um and they're from last summer is it a staple or or is it plastic? It's the plastic, but it felt like a staple. Okay. So, um, obviously we can't read the results here because I legitimately just posted them. So, uh, I'm going to record that tomorrow. So, um, you'll just hear me reading the results. Yeah. So there's that. Sorry. Uh,

i wish i knew what they were well you know maybe if i don't go to the uh premiere then uh maybe i'll be around to read them with you okay is this pretty tomorrow yeah oh y'all don't know yet because cnxt today comes out the one that we recorded comes out after this but i may be going to the premiere for the bridgerton prequel show queen charlotte that's the name of it queen charlotte but my cousin is sick maybe don't know if it's just allergies we'll see so if she is not actually sick then i'll read the results with you fun i mean no if she is actually sick then i will read the results with you i was not questioning anything i was like whatever you say that sounds totally right um well i hope she's not sick and i hope you can go

okay well i'm so tired i know i was like i'm impressed that you're oh i can't do i'm we said we're not doing any of carpet stuff we'll just go and watch it and then honestly so when i like was going to premieres and like doing shit like that my whole thing was like you know you we it would be like okay you have to go and do the walk the carpet do whatever from your thing and then you always like leave before the movie and you're Like, yeah, I'm out. But the real, the real, the real hack is giving all the carpets up and just going for the fucking movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Free snacks, real comfy, respectful audience members. And Shonda will be there. Yeah. Like, watching a movie in the room with a famous person, like, you get to watch them watch themselves. Like, you're like, like, it's, it's fun.

Yeah. I was like, I was telling her, I was like, we don't need to do the carpet stuff because um who cares but also like uh sean is going to be the it's going to be like two people that we know because this show hasn't come out yet and these are like british young actors so we wouldn't even know most of the people except for the people that they're the two older people that they're playing because they're in the other bridgerton so like we would know them but i don't even know how big of a part that they're going to be in any of this so yeah you're like i just i'd like to see it early yeah and that's pretty much it well but if we don't it'll be on netflix

this weekend i believe so whatever oh that's nice yeah oh okay sick well i still have not watched any of it i think there's too much sex for me just the first season the second season there's not and the first season all the sex is in like one episode and you can skip that episode because all they're doing is having sex and when i watched it i was like why does this episode exist there's like this whole like movement now of people who are like anti-sex on like film and tv and like i'm like not one of those people i'm like no no i know a show is good when i'm like fuck fuck fuck like i want them to fuck i'm rooting for penetration or i'm rooting for mouth i'm rooting for whatever whatever genital interaction is happening like i'm here fucking

rooting for it um and i'm not anti that at all but there are just like certain things that it's just gratuitous at some point or also just like aren't my vibe and i'm no if anyone else i get zero issue with other people wanting to watch it but like there's not so much also it's the it's the period piece element of it as well because i'm already i've got intimacy issues but then i'm also like this must smell so i say i said that for the i was like they smell so bad i know they're not like they don't have optimal cleansing and i know it's just a mess down there like i don't no thank you no thank you like the spontaneity sex awful i don't want to see that okay the fact that like in so many of those goddamn fucking period pieces they'll be in like

a bustle and a corset and then they'll have spontaneous sex in a barn and i'm like because you are you trying to mask your own smells by having it be next to like probably actually maybe that is probably because it you acclimate you acclimate to a a smelly environment and therefore you're not thrown off when you and your partner smell like me after Coachella like okay yes okay and they had to wear all those clothes in the summer and they didn't wash the close regularly either it's awful it's all awful but uh the the show that i think had i would say like 99 of the sex scenes were earned in this no i'm gonna say in this universe of shondaland is how to get away with murder on the edge of your fucking seat going like fuck fuck

Turn her around and smack her ass. Throw her over the fucking table. I swear to God, Mons and I would cheer. I think when Bonnie and Frank got together, I want to say Mons was like,

Yeah! We're fist pumping. His team just won the Super Bowl. That's how sexy. You need to earn it in that way. You know? Mons did love when Melly finally got laid. And he goes, good for Mellie.

Yes. I was like, wrong guy. But yes, good for Mellie. So let's get into the result. I'm about to maybe disappear. We'll see. Surprise, bitches. I'm still here.

I'm here. She's fucking here, everybody. Let's read these goddamn results. for episode 67 we've been doing this for a minute first up is me and i admitted that i'm part of the led light problem eight percent of people said i was wrong which might be the highest votes i've ever gotten and 92 percent of people said i am not wrong i would like to say the people who think i'm wrong do you think i'm wrong for my uh my vendetta against headlights or do you think i'm wrong for participating and if you think i'm wrong for participating what was your solution i had a

solution for you you just don't want to mess up your lease um but some people were saying they were just confused like are you wrong because you have them are you wrong because you can't not have them well technically i'm never wrong because this is our podcast um somebody said i totally agree but on the note of the auto adjustable headlights i have experienced problems with them while driving when someone is behind me and has them sometimes they flash as they are trying to gauge the distance between me and the driver making it a little startling when someone is flashing their lights at you a bunch of a bunch in the middle of the night especially when i know there's nothing wrong with my car so it's kind of oh my god

yeah granted thankfully i do not drive much at night because um i would be a danger to myself and others um so um when i am driving at night i usually have somebody else in the car with me and uh i i'm just gonna turn that auto feature off then you know at that point yeah somebody else said this has been absolutely infuriating for me the last few years it's so dangerous for other drivers pedestrians anyone on the road true so there's a lot more responses people are very passionate about this wow i'm so happy that i fucking found my people between that fucking subreddit and this like i straight up just thought i was crazy and i was like i know lasik my astigmatism got worse but i i cannot be imagining these these lights and also you know

for you it might just feel like kind of a cock tease because the lights are so bright you might think it's a ufo coming to beam you up for the mothership and it's like oh shit it's just a fucking it's just it's a it's just a dodge is it a dodge turner i don't know i'm trying to come up the car name yeah dodge charger is a car thank you good good okay i used to have one till my sisters wrecked it wow haters big hater energy yeah they got hit they got ran off the road by okay so not their fault oh wow okay so happy they're both here and alive you ungrateful wench oh my god i'm telling them you said that they wrecked my car they know they wreck okay well listen every car i had until i moved here they wrecked in some type of way and it's not like

they didn't have their own cars they just it just was like more convenient what's a big sister for if not stealing so like i think about this all the time and now every car well hey this is why they don't have access to your car right now exactly i had to move the fuck away exactly it's their fault if they ever like why don't you live here it's like because you kept wrecking my cars and now i got a one that i don't want you to wreck all right and then next uh my i'm up with uh when companies have bad press and say they fired an employee they really just pinned it on an imaginary employee one percent said i was wrong 98 said i was not wrong nobody wrote in to because you're defend themselves overwhelmingly right yeah family writer number one versus not

wanting to be friends with a friend's situationship. 1% said the writer is wrong. 99% said the writer is not wrong. I haven't looked at any of the responses. There wasn't any. Okay. Perfect. Alright. Then we've got writer number two versus boyfriend who doesn't

tip. 1% said the writer is wrong. 99% said the boyfriend is wrong. Then we have writer number three versus Karen who called when the writer was getting their nails done. 12% said the writer is wrong 88 said the writer is not wrong this was a hot take from a lot of people um so somebody said i love what they did but maybe they shouldn't have checked in with their nail tech before doing

it to make sure they didn't put her in an awkward situation someone said this is tough i've always been quick to defend workers who deal with the public but i feel something but i feel some things can be crossing the line. I did vote the writer is wrong because I feel that the situation could have been handled better, but I did like the intent behind it. Sometimes I feel that stepping in can be harmful to the worker and their reputation. I had a nightmare about this once when I stood up for a retail worker, but they weren't super appreciative as it could have got them in trouble. Even though it was all in my head, it did make me think that sometimes it might be better if we don't step in we're when we're only going to add more to the unkindness of the

situation there's several more but yeah i mean my my pov is stands the same as it did uh in the original one where it's like you have to know the intricacies of the establishment like not just the worker um but like are they going to get reprimanded for it from like their their boss like what's our company policy on that you know my nail salon is very much like oh no feel free to choose someone out and the tech could have been the owner so we don't know exactly all right then we've got writer number four versus friend who said it was distasteful to get a shark tattoo with a trans flag two percent said the writer is wrong 98 said the friend is wrong this picture is like the embodiment of us listening to that call the first time to me

ah i still love it this still gives me a chuckle if i like think back on it like this has been like a pretty steady source of serotonin every time i pause back into my head and just the different images and the way you could do with the different styles like what kind of tattoo style are we gonna go like it's just their options are endless and they're all good i imagine one of the sharks from like spongebob oh my god pearl oh no that's a whale what's this who's the shark from there's like a hammerhead shark i don't know their names are you sure oh yeah you're right wow that melissa that's like really fucking niche like those are not i know they're not main characters they're like no i know in the background just

saying shit i know i was picturing i think like you know you could do like a shark from finding nemo from um uh uh oh what's the one with the sexy fish uh that will smith is in shark tail shark tail yeah yeah like there's so many options you know the day after the slap um amazon was promoting this movie with the will smith one and i was like i know which y'all y'all are saying you're on his side without saying you're on i see you every time i open i turn on because i have a fire tv it was the first it was the advertisement there and like in the in the animation of it it looks like will smith so like there's no denying that's funny and it was more subtle it's like well we can't promote hitch so let's go for that we should have checked

to see like what he was playing like because you know he like hitch is one of their 12 movies that they play like on repeat we should have checked the day after and it's like okay so are we watching sex in the city 15 times today or did you put hitch on 15 times a day like what is your alliance okay then my wrong of the week i nominated tennessee republicans and 98 said the republicans are wrong two percent of the republicans are not wrong uh was that an accident are you lost the questions i have let me scroll through real quick and see if there i don't think anybody said anything except for it was an accident yeah yeah nothing else all right and then we have uh what's that that's the link that when you were describing it's a selfie

for her linkedin yep you weren't lying yes you weren't she might have edited that on like fucking like pixapp or like pixar like that's like or photobooth like i could see her holding an ipad taking that but nepo baby where she doesn't need to get a job anywhere else anyway uh kamisha munford 99 said that munford is wrong one percent said munford is not wrong um i did you see the couple the original couple the the one that the there she was starting shit with they're gorgeous yeah it's a good i watched remember i played clips from the video so my thought process that like she was trying to break them up and slide in i i was even more solidified when i saw them i was like oh okay i see it now you're like that should be me holding your hand

that should be me making you laugh oh what a good Biebs song okay never heard it Melissa you should check it out it is before his I was gonna say self-described not self-described fan described light skin era um it was when he was a child but he was about yay big five five feet tall maybe and he was belting belting i don't know that song i know a lot of his other songs era lie would anytime because she was like four or five when he was in that era and she would scream justin bieber i was like you're a baby like okay you know and now fever was an epidemic now she's 16 and i heavily make fun of her for it but does she still like his music no i'm gonna tell you all the old songs like they still they slap baby baby oh yeah i also love

his christmas album because it has the best and most unpredictable collabs ever i just have to tell you let's see so obviously he did a song with usher right this christ the christmas songs with usher then he did follow law with boys to men then he did all i want for christmas is you with mariah carey then he did drummer boy with busta rhymes what is what are these collaborations what's up then he did home this christmas with the band perry and there's like one more somewhere else no drummer boy is like legitimately my favorite that makes sense to me no buster rhymes is verse on drummer boy like yeah it's good like i i love it well it's buster that's what i mean like you're going to do a rap

on like little drummer boy and then justin bieber was like well we gotta get buster rhymes everyone goes oh okay i thought this is a bad idea no he didn't he knew who buster rhymes was i'm gonna say usher was like this is how we're doing this and it was like first you hear there's a there's It's going to be a rap feature on Drummer Boy. And then Asher goes, it's Busta Rhymes. Everyone goes, sign me up. I'm fucking there. I love it.

So great collapse. Great collapse. OK, well, back to us from two days ago. Yep. Toodaloo. Oh, and either she's back or she never left. Yes. well thank you all for uh joining us and opening yourself up for this fisting friday

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