Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Should I Ghost My Tinder Date?

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

After reading the poll results from But Am I Wrong? Meghan and Melisa discuss: Renaissance Fair A Christmas Story Dickens Fair Turkey Legs Costco/Sam's Club/Macy's What new car Meghan should get Other Beverages and Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

i'm a woo girl hey we've all been woo girls at some point in our lives let's be real the only time i've been a woo girl is at um arkansas razorback or even just arkansas events because we say woo pig suey i was literally about to be like if you deny being a woo girl i'm about to pig suey you i would be like it felt so good let me cite that when i went to my mom's graduation and we did because i hadn't done it in a while it's just like riding a bike brush off the dust she's back baby i've been a woo girl because i joined a sorority yeah and i went through recruitment as a pnm and then as an active so yeah i wooed yeah we didn't woo in my sorority no because your sorority uh makes sense we ski weed but we did

woo she will not be elaborating further i mean that's our call i can't it's very high pitch i can't there's no i would not do it into a microphone but it's very high pitch in the way that you do it but yeah it's an ak version of a woo yeah nice to the call i've had you know being on like you might be driving down the street and somebody sees your driver's license and i'll say they'll do it yeah and then or just out it's just a way to call you might be on campus and somebody's far away and they can't they don't know and you'll do it and then they'll look over it's universal to secret language that's fun yeah i like that yeah we did not have that and be like hey whore me or the other one welcome back to fisting friday we hope your buttholes

and your other orifices are ready to take some fists and we had some uh should we start with that yeah we should start there we had some options sent one of them i did not understand maybe me you can read it out well if that's the same one i was hoping you were gonna i didn't get it hold on i've just scrolled through all the fucking messages of people telling me i have termites because i screenshotted them yeah but you should be able to see in oh you screenshot gotcha i did a lot of screenshots of my dms oh my god these termites get out of here okay um so figure friday and then the the explanation there i don't idea for a name when combining the podcast me verse because both your names start with me you could both i mean

it's still me regardless start with me me you could do the two to the second power so the little two behind me as well it also has a literal me meaning you can name your instagram meme verse as a tribute to don't blah meme pot i don't meme verse okay i get that part but then i think people that aren't part of our cinematic you know um auditory verse they don't get it because they're like why do they it's called meme verse yeah they're looking for fuck jerry yeah what is this i like the thoughts behind it like i like the i don't understand i like the thought you put behind it yeah i just i think i need to see it i think i need to take an adderall before i read it i mean i think maybe it's just

because you can't write it i don't know i would need to see it i need to see it i would like to see it as that monique i would like to see such a good gift um i mean i i enjoy someone messaged me on my personal one we were talking about i don't know personal style or something and they said like um i love the megan and melissa universe like the megan and melissa uh multiverse as a shonda verse fan like i love the megan melissa multiverse and i was like thank you you're getting there to the shondaland um we're not but one day one day when i e got when when i e got all over leah michelle's face okay then we had another one that was name ideas for but am i wrong bonus episode but were they wrong and follow-up friday but were they wrong i think if we could

italicize it or but were they wrong you have to tell his were but we can't do that no i know that's what i was like it would be but that's a good one maybe if it's maybe just were they wrong yeah were they wrong were they wrong or we could make it like a really intense game of thrones like the verdict the results well their next suggestion was follow-up friday which is all i think that's a good one too that's a good one too and then they also added but i kind of love fisting um so the results from last week's episode which was episode 45 45 middle-aged middle-aged episode depending on who you ask some of you will get this uh-huh join our patreon if you like to be

on an inside joke you want to know about the middle-aged so oh you're first me not speaking up when the check came no and I realized this when I was editing it that I did not specify when we did it that you can't split checks in LA I forgot you can split checks other places yes um and I knew that if I didn't put it then people were going to come for me no good call I literally forgot uh-huh that you can split the check in other places I don't even remember if you can split the check in I think you can in other parts of California but like I've been I haven't eaten out in so long other places i don't think you can in san francisco you might be able to in san francisco but like yeah yeah someone asked why that is um it's just i mean i don't dislike that

at all it's just more work and like when you have it's it's it's more work it's more like time when equipment it's like not you can't have as quick of a turnover and you know la restaurant like people who servers at restaurants i'm like i don't fault them i'm assuming i would think the reason it probably more happens in big cities you know because you don't have the time to do that and to enter everything in so it's inconvenient so 12 said that i was wrong 88 said that i was not wrong a lot of people that said i was wrong they're like um i think you should have spoke up or the person you were with should have spoke up, but if I were in the situation, I wouldn't have done it.

Even a lot of people were like, I read this wrong and I voted wrong. Yeah. So definitely skewed. So you're not wrong. I'm fine with being wrong in that instance. Yeah, it's not like pedophilia. Like the other ones where people actually vote wrong. Yeah.

Mine was, if something is cheap, someone else is paying for it, aka big garlic and two percent said i was wrong and 98 said i was not wrong i did see one person was like but the convenience i'm like okay can i no that's wild when you can hear about people who have like literally like their fingers have become like nubs and you can think i'm down with eating fleshy bloody literal abuse people have gone through for this meanwhile after i heard that i was like i gotta find out how to grow my own shit growing your green onions smart i should do that yeah i didn't know just put water on it and that's it i really need a garden i really want to garden i'm gonna do it i mean i had a mini one but then i forgot it existed

so you know because you also got cocky because of your pumpkin and then those did call inside but the thing is like it was more like because of um at my apartment i would just walk out the door and it was there and now i have it's in the backyard and i just don't think about it maybe i should put on the side porch that might be better for me i you know me if i don't see it it doesn't i know so yeah that's what i should do but they're very heavy so i have to find somebody to move it text mox when you come home from work one day okay roll up lift this for me he did he did offer to bring my bottled waters in i was like i just leave them there thank you though they're always there yeah they're lonely now that the pumpkin's gone we have to we're

buying like pumpkins and stuff to like put outside the house and i'm like fixing our solar lights and making sure there's lights because we want trick-or-treaters because we have not only do we have like kids in our area but like we have kids on the street that like we've met and like every time we see them they're like hi and they're so sweet and so cute you should get the shoot like i did so you can slide down i was like melissa did something with a fucking slide and shoot thing that we should figure out yeah i didn't order uh yeah i got a target online just pipe right yeah it was like for a halloween shoot or something like that oh because it's halloween colors that yeah yeah i mean you can just go get the pipe though too get the pipe get piped yeah y'all

her out lows every weekend just do that we like legitimately go i love lows i love lows all right it's fucked okay writer number one versus x's mom who wants her son sorry i forgot a word x's mom who wants her son to to visit the writer's dog who is wrong one percent said the writer's wrong 99 said that the ex's mom is wrong says doja cat yep she every week she's here yeah because find me someone who has better reaction photo like she has she's still on tiktok i haven't seen her in a while she's on instagram live yesterday i don't know if she was maybe she's on tiktok live you know how tiktok is sometimes they just don't show you people that you follow you mean every day yeah somebody that i followed for

a long time wasn't showing up in my feed this week they're back magically and it's like every other video is their video it's like what is this where have you been it's like oh you've been updating me constantly on your life but tiktok was like we didn't think we saw that you followed this person so we thought you don't give a shit about them instead what you should do is say you don't want to see those users videos again and then we will just keep showing them to you oh did you see that Madonna did a video with Terry Jo Terry shut the fuck up like my brain could not that took me a lag I was like could not comprehend existing in the same multiverse yes and she was funny like she would do wait didn't Terry

like it wasn't there like three big celebrities that was like this past weekend she had Madonna she's had z-way she's had um doja cat maybe that was like the tweet it was something along the lines of being like where is where's her reality like where is her talk show yeah you know what i want tyra banks tyra wouldn't be good though because tyra doesn't get she's not in on the joke but i would like to see i mean i'd like to see it it just it might be so cringe that i just can't one z-way alissa milano where it's just like nobody two people are not on the same page of what is going on oh my god that alissa milano one should be used in like torture yeah to watch that yeah but remember it took us like three days to get through it you're like i paused

and i was like yeah i'm gonna i'll come back cammy was saying the same thing cammy was like i'm i had to take a break okay writer number two versus lucy who thinks using they them pronouns is disrespectful to her uh one percent said the writer is wrong and 99 said lucy is wrong and um four votes for the writer is wrong writer number three versus tinder day that she wants to ghost because he gives her the ick so you said tender and i was like ew who wrote that tinder sounds the exact same to me who's wrong three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong and we've got game of thrones person looking sick what's her name just keep trying i'm enjoying this dysentery nope uh something with the d right the queen of the

dragons uh-huh um dionysus no but you're getting closer oh dysentery wasn't it no you're getting similar letters laters laters the t sound you're coming with through with both these that's in the last name there's no t in the first name i couldn't even tell you what her last name is it sounds like dianary you're getting really close how about the last name you want me to last name you think you get the first one no but she's a firsty lasty okay that's what i'm saying if i say the last name do you think you'll get the first no targaryen no does nothing for me daenerys daenerys okay you were really close wow with these random names that you were saying you started off rough i've seen one episode of game of thrones so i think that's pretty good

for seeing one episode and there were no dragons in that episode so then we've writer number four versus fiance doesn't follow through with surprises 13% said writer is wrong 87% said fiance is wrong

the discourse in this a lot of people like were torn in the same kind of way but people agreed that like there is a chance where this is like

totally not malicious but if it's not then it totally it either really is or it really isn't there's kind of like not really much in between

so you know yeah and we've got wrong of the week Doug Ramsey the nose biter who's wrong? 97% said Doug was wrong, 3% said that Doug was not wrong. People that said he wasn't wrong, I just want to know why

then my wrong of the week was the multifaceted, Ned Fulmer Lena Dunham, Dommerdock fans and LAPD, 100% said these fucks are wrong, 0% said these fucks are not wrong, 1 vote said they were you know i have ended up on renaissance fair tiktok and it's i'm getting the itch again

i want to go to some larping yeah or i used to go to charles dick is that christmas mm-hmm why who's charles dickens charles isn't is he a real person or is it like a book is that where like the like the the isn't that where um scrooge is from yeah but is charles dickens the writer or is that the book i think it's the writer what's the book scrooge i don't know yeah there's a there's i went to the movie you know i would have known this if i didn't spend the entire time i saw the movie in high school straddling my boyfriend at the time and making out to the point where we got kicked out of the theater i would know i'm sicko i know no one but they have cameras yeah and all of my friends worked the theater and they were like walked in

and they were like you bitch you knew i was gonna have to fucking see that and you knew that my manager was gonna make me come say something to you and i was like better you than someone i don't know is it yeah no it was pretty weird thankfully it wasn't jake if it was jake i think he would have he just would have like turned the camera off and be like sorry it broke i'm not i'm not doing any of this carol a christmas carol i want to say a christmas story yeah christmas story is another thing i know that but i knew that wasn't charles dickens yeah i hosted they did that on live at four christmas story on fox i hosted it oh did you i did the live stream yep nothing like fake snow in los angeles sweating my titties out yeah i never watched even though the movie is old

and first time i watched it was just a few years ago and when i watched it i was like oh that's where all these references are from and then also after i was like okay that was the movie no it legitimately is like i saw it like half paid attention the first time i saw it because i was in middle school and like it was at my crush's house actually jake's twin brother shout out matt um and i was like oh my gosh like i'm not even paying attention to the movie because i'm like obsessed this boy and i'm 11 and then when i saw it again a couple years later it was like oh this is like literally just like the the bible of references that is used in everything everything the leg lamp uh-huh uh um

best before hannah montana montana it's in the living room oh my god yeah wow and the um the the tongue sticking to like all of that that's like very or even putting on the snowsuit like it like started bits that like are referenced even if they're not so obvious it's just it's impressive it's very impressive and i always love the the fun fact with how they get the tongue to stay because that stressed me out watching it like it's i oh i hate it as a kid it's just like a vacuum it's like suction oh uh-huh i know i think i learned that when i host i think so i don't think i knew it before it was a great time anyways uh yeah i would like to go to a renaissance fair or charles dickens fair because that one's christmas themed the charles dickens one i think so i mean

he wrote so many books or why am i maybe i just went to a christmas fair where we dressed in that era and i referred to it as the charles dickens fair okay but i think i'm looking i'm looking at his uh body of his imdb pro uh oliver twist oh i was in that nickelby barnaby rudge these names carol david copperfield oh the dickens fair it's a whole thing of two cities great expectations what a thick body of work yep dickens fair and now i'm on where is it well i was specifically looking

the first one popped up was london but then i immediately the next one is san francisco got it yep the dickens fair well you're always in colorado so you can't go okay not with that attitude but i could go to a renaissance fair it's just the dickens fair is nice because like oh not as black cast members boycott the disc the dickens christmas fair over failure to prevent racist sexist behavior do you think the renaissance fair it here's the thing bridgerton is making me where's bridgerton exists in the history timeline regency era oh renaissance is way before the 1300s so they're both probably presumably like presumably you run the gamut of um people who are enjoying it because they love a hoop skirt

me they look great with a big statement sleeve also me it really fits my style i don't have the boobs for it but then you probably also have uh a lot of people like constitutionalists that's like the traditionalist things of people who are like only white people so anyways i just want to wear a hoop skirt wear one and eat a turkey leg like can you think of something that is more me than that right now like being dramatic yeah right now in northwest arkansas it's bites bikes blues and barbecue and that's where people from all around the country go and it's like bikes you bike to there yeah like not like a bicycle like motorcycles okay we had my small town is showing because we had a cycling bar like and we had a biker bar and it wasn't until i was older

that i realized people had motorcycles not the cyclists our town okay so they ride motorcycles they ride motorcycles from all across the country to go to this and everybody in town goes as well but it's like you go for the food because you get all that turkey legs it's like the big thing that you get without the cool bikes yeah i wonder if leo's gone because he him and his dad used to do like well i guess it was it summer or fall no because he i mean maybe they they probably postponed but him and his dad used to do like a cross-country motorcycle trip like every year and i feel like they might try and plan for that oh what other food do they have that's really all i remember because that's all that matters like we can't eat much more after you've had a whole

turkey leg probably funnel cakes i like fair food but like the turkey legs is what you go like you would just go to get the turkey leg and leave yeah and you it's probably easier to do that than driving all the way to anaheim and paying for parking yeah why doesn't costco sell turkey legs i've been inside a costco one time in my life as a bougie doomsday prepper like i you would love it well the thing is i grew up with sam's club not costco's aren't they the same no because sam's club is owned by walmart so okay um so i grew up with sam's club so we didn't have costcos aren't there yeah um and then once i moved here where they're costcos and i just bought everything online so well moths has a costco platinum card so if you ever want to go

we can go and megan there's so many people well here's the other thing we can also go and maybe right now we don't go inside but i personally have been hankering for real life okay i i've been hankering for a real life karen sighting mott sees them all the time he can go inside get what we need we just get a park we get a bucket of popcorn we can sit in the car we just crack the windows we can hear maybe we give mott a lob that we have him leave in the entrance okay and we get to watch it live i do like like some good people watch me too i love people watching and when people get like the angry people watch it like it's just kind of okay holiday season coming up so we're gonna get some of that too yeah they also have like a little cafe don't they

have some good things where you can get one of the best hot dogs you'll ever have for a dollar a dollar or was it a dollar 20 something but they've never raised the price so between the dollar between the hot dog and the rotisserie chicken they don't make any money on they lose a lot of money on but this like the founder or ceo of costco was like those prices will never change because that's like what keeps people coming back and like this is like a thank you to our customers and maintaining like a loyal fan base we're never going to profit off of it and they haven't like they lose money on it every single year but they still do that because people love it and it makes people like really respect them and i love it and i mean this is easily

googleable but i don't feel like doing it which came first the walmart or i mean the sam's club or the Costco because Sam's Club also has good hot dogs pizza but me and the neighborhood kids that I used to pick up after school um we would all go to I'd be pull up in my big white suburban with the children and then we'd go to Sam's Club and I'll get ice creams and hot dogs after school i feel like sam's club just because i've seen them on the like i've they've also like once you get farther like towards like inland they're here too so part of me thinks because there's i've just heard of way more of them than like no not everywhere has a costco i would think sam's club came first sam's club founded 1983 costco costco founded

1976 oh and seattle washington it was probably sam walton probably made walmart and then the children were like huh what's the next step and then they were like let's let's look at these uh whatever it's yeah but 20 years after walmart that's been sam's club yeah because walmart's 1962 i know that whoa target 1902 because it used to be uh um it was more of a like a like a little like like the macy's type of thing i again you know my mind with history macy's was around in 1902 was macy's man were we not wearing hoop skirts and was not everything in black and white i mean there's a you know the the movie miracle on 34th or whatever it is it takes place well the old the original black and white one it takes place out of macy's

probably the newer one too oh i knew that you know sometimes i also think i also thought that they were choosing black and white as like a stylistic thing and so it was made like in the 90s but they just put it in black and white and they were talking funny uh macy's was founded in 1858 and when was the regency era like none of it i was telling i was talking to moths about this that i was like swear to god like i would have done so much better in school if they like every if like high school and elementary school middle school was like college where it's like you're gonna have like a more very much more specific like you're gonna learn about like i don't know like 1800s um southeast asian literature from like people who are five

five like something very fucking specific and then from there teachers and then what was going on in the world at this time and then this time and all that shit but like when you teach history like it's a timeline in class where am i supposed to know that things are going on at the same time because it's like okay so we finished the we finished what happened in like the 1830s now we're moving on to the 1840s so nothing else happened in the 18 it's like my brain it's literally this fucking timeline yeah and that's how i understand that yeah that's what i and i don't think for people like i can't imagine my brain has a lot of things wrong with it but like so do a lot of people like i think a lot of people would benefit from like a larger context but i do

also think it's very fucking american because american history what happens in america affects everywhere else so a lot of places people i know specifically canadians and stuff they're like oh no we would also learn about what was happening in america or other places at the same time i was like oh yeah no did not get that none of that shit yeah i just can't but it really does mean i'm the perfect audience for people saying like um these like seven events is what got us to 9-11 where it's like and then so and so did this album and then so and so have you ever seen those ones this is conspiracy theories no no no no no it's like a meme sounds like no no it's like a meme of being like this like it's like um this band did something and then it's like if we like and

then it's how like green day happened because green i don't want to look up 9-11 meme no please don't i don't want you to have that in your phone oh i'm going to an incognito tab they still know i know and i can't figure out how to do one so we're just gonna have to do a regular you know what i hate about the incognito tab on your phone is that like it doesn't go away what do you mean i mean like on the computer if you go incognito you just know that it's there and you can exit out because like the screen's so big but incognito like you can just forget like i think it should have a timer on it like if you forget that you have your phone on incognito after an hour then it should just like the window should go away so like if you looked at something

on incognito and then handed me your phone like a week later and didn't open and forgot to close that window like it's still there that seems like a really large oversight yes so it's like one of those it's uh kind of in the similar i think that i first saw this uh based on my favorite it's one of my favorite subreddits um betty i think it's the the one that betty white fur that puts things into context based on yes okay that because that's how i figured out i have no history timeline so it's uh like it's like historical domino effects so it's a viral theory that came and went um so uh tiktok user summarized it begins with gerard way who created the band my chemical romance after witnessing my bad it was not green day witnessing the attack pretty sure green day

was already around yeah witnessing the attacks on 9-11 the band's music then inspired stephanie meyers who wrote twilight which then inspired el james to write 50 shades of gray so the domino effect is 9-11 happened and then there's 50 shades of gray inciting incident yeah and like i just think these it these these timelines whether they're funny or not whether they're poignant or not really give me a sense of when things exist on the timeline like i need a marvel movie you know how they talk about the timeline i need that for america and the world i know more about the marvel cinematic universe timeline than this timeline i'm not kidding put it in a movie just have it be true because i saw the gandhi movie so many times and

not all true oh and these are my gandhi glasses they are i saw the joke in your eyeballs i just saw it and then it came into focus as i was like there it is anyways well okay well sorry everyone 20 minutes of history but not not really history majors are quaking anyways sometimes sometimes i can still do the jokes sometimes i can still hit it that's a really nice extension cord really thick that big white one oh yeah that one's like me and that one's short that means look at us we have our own one in a little black yeah we have our own our cars yeah big what are you doing about yours oh my god well now look we have 20 minutes and i wrote down

update melissa on my car situation on this podcast and i forgot we'll do it offline okay i'll tell you about it offline but moral of the story this everything is so fucking expensive you're gonna keep it no i can't i only can keep it for three extra months oh i thought you're gonna say you're gonna just buy it i'm going to but i have to figure out how to do i there's just monsters help me figure it out because you can't just buy it though i can but then like how do i sell it how do i turn around to sell it like is it smarter to buy it like to sell it through like a have someone else buy it and then get a commit like you know i mean no yeah but thank god i have him because i can't i otherwise i would just say fuck it you'll buy it you'll get the title and then

you'll just put it up somewhere to sell it i know but i'm already selling things on facebook marketplace it is taking a lot out of me because it's different i know but this is going to be different because your your jeep is something that a lot of people want oh yeah well i told you how many miles are on it right yeah three thousand before you sell it we should do a photo shoot with our cars we should finally take the top i've never taken the top off and so we'll both have both of our cars with the tops off and we'll hold these with our tops off yes and then we'll stand up perfect or we stand in the like inside of the car like just so that our kids are where the visors are i was about to say like they're built-in sensor bars yeah they're used

so like they hope your brain doesn't smash when the car rolls but hey good to use for real life sensor bars i'm into it okay perfect put it on the calendar um but moral of the story uh anybody who is looking to get a car i cannot explain to you how much uh they're a ripoff and so many of these places are actively ripping you off we went and matz's mom like i like was pointing at one of these things on there and his family like he comes from like a car dealership family or big car family so i was like perfect i don't have to pretend i like told matz i was like you have to you can't like say that like i don't care about cars like you can't do that because i keep saying like i want a car i call it dollopy i want it to look like a dollop like it's a little car

i want to be like little dollop and so i keep having to pretend that i like care about cars like how's the torque i don't know what that means does it look like a dollop or does it not does it look like an ice cream scoop or no you want like a little fiat car if i get a little car i want it to look like oh look like i loved my bug but if i want a big car i want it to look like a box like a space like like a jeep exactly like i have two tastes and like it has nothing to do with how the car performs or anything about it okay so yeah but anyways last thing um inquire about the fees that you see on there because i just kept thinking about people who might not know that and i wouldn't have known within one second of her pointing to something

he knocked off eight thousand dollars off of the price for the for just like the how much the car was going to cost yeah and i was like i wouldn't know how to do that and also if i didn't have like the same verbiage that you have because you know about this or like i speak english as my first language if someone did i was like holy fucking shit and people are doing it on the cheapest cars they're marking up the most on the cheapest cars yeah so know that and then even after you like buy it then they'll try to sell you like extended warranties like much like the uh telemarketers lie about but like i remember when i was buying my car he was saying it so fast and in a way that made it seem like this was just normal like this is just what you do and then i thought about

it like i walked out for a second i thought about it and i was like this isn't this isn't right this isn't normal and like what i'm paying to cover this i could probably just pay to get the car fixed anyway they make you opt it out versus opt in and it's really really really fucking confusing so and also i used to think before i was like well they're not going to be selling me that hard because like they have they're making a killing because they never have any cars like oh no supply chain is fucking them up so they're like not they don't have shit to sell and so they're up charging everything it's like every fucking car that these lots order they order it in like a special customized color that is ten thousand dollars more yep because they're like well if we're gonna

we need to have availability we only make it as expensive as possible i might get a subaru i might get i might get a full-on it was really cute well what uh i know i literally thought about that did you tell uh um kyle kyle no i'm gonna tell kyle when we're on facetime and i have the support of the other women in the room because i know they will support me just his female friends i think they'll support me well friends exactly and they will tell him that he can't make fun of me because they'll be like it's a great car i watched an entire video on tiktok yeah a whole 60 seconds of how subaru like the uh like why subaru became like known as an iconic like lesbian car and how subaru like knew that and then started making these campaigns

not because of the l word i think there's like a timeline that i think that's one of the starter things but like subaru is something that they talked about how like lesbians were driving subarus before that but it was like that was why she drove it it wasn't just like a product placement and the l word she gets she because she's a tennis player and then she gets a uh sponsorship from subaru well wait so there's not a real tennis player who's a lesbian yes there's oh okay but i'm just talking about in the l word the character that was a tennis player gets a sponsorship from subaru and then she becomes like the face of subaru and and she wasn't at first when the show started she wasn't out to her parents and then she comes out and then like

it becomes a big thing with subaru too unless it has a podcast about the l word um it's not about the l word two people from the l word are the host i thought it was a rewatch show i mean we do rewatches but oh it's not it's not a rewatch show it's not a re we rewatch show and we don't even do it all the time because they're actively still filming the l word as well yeah reboot and so we don't do it when they're filming so when i watched this tiktok video i thought that there was a real lesbian i thought that was real and then the i must have blacked out for the minute because then it was like oh then they gave this character on the l word a subaru because there was this famous lesbian who was a maybe that's the case but i just i feel like you're describing

exactly what i thought was that but it was really interesting and it was like about it was like a whole tiktok account for like queer history and like how the brands the positive brands who have aligns themselves um in a way that like is respected and i was like interesting and then about an hour later i was like let's head on over to the subaru lot people said they're great cars and it's like the closest i can get to like a volkswagen bug color like everything else is like metallic blurples and they have like this gray that kind of looks blue it's not my top what's there i'm not getting a kia soul except that's like the only fucking car that's available I'm not kidding you.

That's the only car. That's why everyone has them now. Like, we can give you one today. We can't give you any other car today. But you could have a Kia Soul right now. I don't want one. I thought you did. But then Mott's wouldn't let you have one.

Well, I wanted one for the bit. And I just feel like that's a little too extreme. Well, the thing is, you don't drive that much either. So, like, you just really need a car to get you from point A to point B. Point A being my house. and then mods drives you everywhere everywhere else so i know so here's maybe we just need to build a a shuttle which was from our if i could operate except it takes a lot of energy yeah but so does driving yeah but i don't have to stand when i drive hate standing how's your uh

gator eight zero well they're not a sponsor of the podcast i would be so fun imagine they sponsor me who's like hi i'm getting really dizzy really and they're like sponsoring athletes who are like gotta drink the gatorade to replenish and then you just have me on my couch my legs elevate i gotta drink the gatorade because the blood pools in my legs then i get real dizzy no no i think it'd be great i think so too this is the only flavor i can stand how are you gal though the fuck is the difference it tastes different well i might be interested because i don't love the taste of this at all um i can stand this one the lemon one i can i can choke down i don't love it anyone else any of the other ones are

disgusting to me but i didn't drink it as a kid so it's very weird the red power eight blue power eight it doesn't taste like the gator i just can't do red i don't like red flavor okay well they have one that tastes like exactly like fruit punch that's why i don't like you don't makes my teeth feel fuzzy it feels like but it feels like you as as a uh ham and cheese uh hawaiian roll like that feels like it would wash down real well with some fruit punch i'm gonna tell you right now if they brought me to my grandma's house earlier i could have had a refined palate and enjoyed hawaiian fruit punch but no alas i didn't have it until i was i don't know elementary school age and by then she was screwed didn't like it i liked ginger ale no ginger ale is great but i

saw somebody making some on tiktok as i see the only thing i was like what are you gonna say um and it seems really easy to make you just boil some ginger and then put some sugar in it and then put some um bubble water yeah yeah and i was like i'll probably make some for myself when i don't know yeah i just feel like it would be it's gonna be better than i think root beer is also relatively simple in that way i don't a root but i think it's like a similar thing but i as a kid ginger is a root too that's what i mean i think like the ones that are like the og sodas like when it's like we have a seat when there's prunes in uh dr pepper it's like yeah i don't know how to make that there's a prune in there don't know how to make that um as a kid i also

loved on the east coast they had this thing called birch beer oh yeah oh my god i fucking loved it that was like my absolute favorite favorite loved it but i was also big ginger ale big root beer girl but ginger ale delicious or martinelli's i love sparkling apple cider it's not good for my tummy not good for mine either i don't do it too much now i couldn't tell you the last time i had some apple juice unless i was constipated dude can't even tell the thing with apple juice immediate shits if i have an apple it's like you're gonna have diarrhea and you're gonna throw up like it's your body's like i can't need both ways get it out immediately except applesauce is pretty good still makes me poop though i went through a phase where i was eating

a lot of applesauce you like mushy foods i do like mushy foods i like good like specific foods but there's also a lot of foods i just do not like yeah like i i feel like i'm not like a picky eater no but you like just you had soylent you're not a picky eater there's just soylent's delicious first of all and i got everybody eaters don't like that i there's a certain kind of picky eater sure that might enjoy soylent but like i would not say it for the masses of picky eaters like chocolate milk yeah but the the one that's not flavored is disgusting i didn't drink that no oh the fruit that's what kyle said was really that one got canceled because everybody hated that one it was nasty cancel culture another one bites the dust to cancel culture happened

yeah i remember i ordered a whole bunch of it and i told them it was disgusting and i wanted to send it back and they were like we can't send it back because it's food but we'll just give you a discount everyone hated it they knew yeah i don't think you're a picky eater like your particular eater but yeah yeah they also like a bison steak but if you don't like a food will you still eat it or are you going to be like i'm not going to eat it yeah like i don't like most fish but like cooked fish but if it's put in front of me i'll eat it yeah so you're you're not a picky eater you're like particular that's how like i i feel like i there's a lot of foods i just don't enjoy but i'll eat them yeah and there's but also for me there's like a lot of

foods there's a lot of foods that i'm like whatever on and there's like not that many foods that like i absolutely fucking love and so then it's just like well am i gonna spend all this time trying to find something i absolutely love to eat but i'm not gonna find it so i might as they'll just like eat something like i just it's sustenance like i'm not the people who are like oh just like food is fuel sometimes i i'm not eating for the i'm just eating because nothing else sounds good and i have to eat something again i don't like a lot of vegetables either yeah they have to be cooked sometimes i can only i just go through phases where i can only eat fresh vegetables and then i'll be like i can't eat that anymore i can only eat cooked vegetables

your bowels are thanking you for the cook but i just don't like i don't enjoy it and then like chicken like i don't as far as like other proteins like i love bison but it's very expensive and it's hard to come by and which i there has been times in my life where i was eating it every day it's it's way less i mean like it's red meat but it's not it's not like meat of like it's in the same way that chicken is yeah and so it's not gonna be bad like if you're eating every day for your cholesterol and then one day i had beef for the first time in forever and i was like this is absolutely disgusting i cannot finish this and i had to throw it away and so it's just like it depends on how the wind's going that's literally me and like i sometimes just have to like really

just zone out when i eat because i'm like if i think about anything too hard disgusting yeah absolutely disgusting only got worse after covid but truly i feel the exact same way like i'm like i have to watch tv while we eat or i have to be having a conversation if i am just silent eating i'm i'm struggling i'm very aware of all of it even like that cereal that i was eating for like two months and i have like five bags that i haven't touched because i'm sick of it now yeah that is the daily struggle daily harvest has a worse struggle than our daily struggle we'll see you on monday for don't blame me and then we'll see you on tuesday for see you next tuesday then we won't see on wednesday we're on hiatus and then we'll see you on thursday for

but am i wrong and then we'll see you friday right back here fisting friday figure friday uh what was the other ones fiduciary friday yeah um figured out friday fat poom poom friday thank you um i don't remember the other ones that we thought about but thanks for all the suggestions keep them coming um and we'll figure we'll figure it out next ride maybe that's the joke they were making we're still figuring it out oh i don't know i don't know either all right