Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Surprise! I'm Not Going to My Party

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

Melisa and Meghan debate the difference of the Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice Awards, then have a spirited discussion about Scream Queens. Finally they reveal the results of But Am I Wrong episode from December 29, 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

happy friday happy birthday and i was like ma'am we still got a month what month oh my god it is january i have to get i know what i'm getting months never mind it's gonna bleed me dry i mean he doesn't listen to this and he said that it's what he wants but i'm gonna do that trend on book talk where you bring someone to the bookstore they've got five minutes to scope and then they have 90 seconds to grab as many books as they can they have to be able to hold it out in front of them without them falling over and then you buy them um so the one caveat that i'm gonna give him though is i'm not letting him go to his favorite bookstore because he will bleed me dry he knows that place like the fucking back of his hand we go

what the last bookstore no he that's one of his other favorites but romans like he goes he's gone of romans since he was a kid and he knows it like the back of his hand and it's far more old school and like fucking stacked than the last bookstore like the last bookstore like rotates its selection like that would be a good one to bring him to because like honestly like he would get you know he has to get recalibrated but he goes to romans like once a week so i think i'm going to take him to like rancho cucamonga and we're gonna go to like a bar so he can get exactly what he wants no but no no but he'll find it other places it's just like he's not gonna find like i can tell you right now we walk in there and i give him 10 seconds he will have 100 bucks like

it's and i might tell him no hard covers it no mother we don't have fucking room it's not about necessarily all the money but it's just like you have outdoor space you can build him a bookcase a bookcase we need to build like nine bookcases like i'm looking up constantly my pinterest is just like gotta change your uh tv stand behind you to a bookcase there's already i know they're on top but if it was an actual bookcase then you could put books there i keep looking up like narrow wall like narrow room floor to ceiling book storage i'll find it look at cb2 i know i like those ones but i i don't know that they would fit in i have to figure it out but maybe get somebody to custom build it so we were thinking about that one or just measure it and

ask somebody on etsy to do it yeah you know what we're gonna figure it out but he's getting books because that will make him the most happy and he literally can't think of anything else and i showed him that one tiktok now he goes i want that oh fuck anyways happy friday welcome to the results you voted and we here at the teen choice awards are ready to slime anybody who was wrong you're mixing two different shows together a slime is nickelodeon yeah kids choice awards and then the teens is a different one it's still nickelodeon i thought the teen

one was like no it's not nickelodeon teen choice awards usually is like on fox what teen choice awards yeah fox oh so what do you live surfboards no i thought you wouldn't you wouldn't surfboards for a kid's choice award no you get that little blimp at the kids choice awards they're not very good at this branding because i really i 100 knew everything maybe it's just you that seems oddly specific that it would just be me who was confused i've been to one of them i don't know but you've been to the teen choice awards okay but i felt like the color scheme was kind of orange did you see anybody get slimed No, I, I left before. I didn't want to go inside.

It was a long day of getting ready and the seats weren't that good. And you know, the traffic getting out. So like I took a picture and then I went home. Megan Riggs, Google. No, you were at the MTV, you were at the MTV movie awards. No, that's different. Okay. No, no, no. I've done that.

That's a different Megan Riggs kids choice. so me this is like so obnoxious i could tell you what i wore and it wasn't cute yeah i went to the kids choice awards okay yeah no the mtv movie awards were i think those were fun i don't remember what the inside looked like oh no i do it was we we had to move a bunch like they had like because it was like a live show so like they made you go like inside and then outside and i was cold for a bit and i brought motts and then i brought kyle and kyle's boyfriend at the time and we had like so like kyle's like the best fucking person to bring to an award show because like he'll take pictures for you he's like oh my god bitch like oh my god yes and everyone's like

are you okay and i'm like oh he's with me he's just screaming like bitch at me over and over again and then he was like i he i packed a i did this for another movie i did this for like the ghostbusters premiere and it's like his favorite thing and that now he counts on me but like i would go to trader i would go to whole foods and i would go to their hot bar and i would get just some of their chicken and i would put it in a ziploc and put it in my clutch so i could eat yeah it's not very good food you know lots of tiny food they're like small bites i'm like i've been here for nine hours i need a big gaming a meal two meals actually literally okay now that have that out of the way um we are not affiliated with either the kids choice awards uh nor the teen

choice awards nor the people's choice awards but we are the people's champs and we do have our own awards and we win every year and leah michelle loses every year unless she is able to bring back scream queens with all the original cast and then she will rise in the ranks of um the i mean she's still gonna stay in the bottom tier but she could become relatively high in the lowest tier of people didn't she second season she didn't die i mean i think they all kind of died but like like kiki and then the other three girls but some people died but they didn't really die no she was in a prison she was yeah i think she was held in a prison

for several episodes and then she died like wasn't she the one whose head was found no that was ariana no but i thought ariana's body was in the casket i don't remember though and ariana was only in the first season first episode i believe that was an easy guess though they really uh who does the wardrobe for this fucking show i need to make mots watch this this was a megan and kyle show obviously we called it scrum quants and mots only knows of it as scrum quants and has like really no idea what the fuck it is and i think i wish i could just like film him watching it for the first time because there's no shot in hell you know where

it's going yeah no it's so good you know what i just don't think that people understand or appreciate camp like yeah that's what's fucking us up yep i mean we discuss that on see you next tuesday yeah justice for camp not sleepaway camp just the art of campiness and you know the queen of camp herself carly claus who does not know what camp meant but went was so confused she landed in the right spot when she took a photo of her looking into a mirror in her basic ass fucking gold dress with her basic ass makeup and looked like she was going to like a Jessica McClintock like fucking local runway show for 2014 mall and she did the captioned it looking camp right in the eye that is camp like I love that shit like it's just so so fucking good anyways sometimes I'm just

like justice for scrum quants sometimes I'm like we're living can you hear me we're not affiliated with the uh kids choice awards so we are what happened can you not hear me i can oh i just heard you oh i was saying talk yeah oh shit i was like you weren't frozen no you weren't frozen oh but your mouth wasn't maybe you were frozen it was just minimal movement maybe um i was saying sometimes i think that we live in two separate worlds because i have no idea what the fuck you were just talking about with that carly claus thing i'm sending it to you and you should know because i posted it on our instagram but i probably didn't know what you were talking about that's fair um so you remember the camp met gallifim so i'm sending you which no one like

maybe two people followed but so she might have done the worst thing like it's it's literally Jessica McClintock prom dress from like, or homecoming from like early 2000s. So do you see it? That's not camp. No, Melissa. Then she had the audacity to Instagram and tweet this, which made this camp. Okay. So I see, okay. This photo with the eye, I didn't know that was her. So imagine this is what you wear. And before to tease your look, you post this saying looking camp right in the eye and then people expect it people expect something and what she did was not on its own not camp but when you do that like that's the part that's so funny but she didn't intentionally do that she genuinely thought and that makes it even more campy accidental like it's

just so good oh you're definitely frozen now okay did i yawn is it ugly why does it hate us we were doing so much better all day it might be because i'm on i'm trying to load this bad wikipedia page let me just close it out you're just eating the memory trying to find out if leo michelle died in season one oh i also have no that's not i thought i had a window with a video playing but that is not correct okay well i'd forgive you because i do that shit all the time keeping closing things out all of that being said um i don't know how to connect any of those dots together so we're just going to move on past and read the results from this week's episode of don't blame me last week's

episode last week's episode of don't blame me i almost said last episode of who was wrong because i'm looking at the uh instagram and again they're up for 24 hours and i'm gonna be a little less chaotic about hey we recorded so long today and started so late that it ended up being a full 24 hours oh my god you're right it's been worth 24 so that's fine it's fine fine fine fine fine do you want to start us off first me melissa new year's rants three percent said i was wrong 97 said that it was not wrong no one sent in an explanation why i was wrong so it was probably an accident then me versus big quicksand zero percent said i was wrong 100 said i was not wrong one person did click and say i was wrong

and have you experienced quicksand is quicksand in the room with us like i i have questions i don't think they said anything either then we've got writer number one versus not going to boyfriend's mom's birthday dinner 22 said the writer is wrong 78 said the writer is not wrong did someone message about that one yeah so it said i never assume i'm included in my boyfriend's family stuff even though his mom tells some people i'm her other daughter it's always safe to assume i'm invited especially with the check separating yeah that's definitely weird that's exactly how i feel i always assume i'm not invited even though i should probably assume

i mean not now like i assume i'm going to say fiance no that would be didn't we have somebody that did call in or write in i don't remember what show was on where they said that they're that their partner who i believe was their fiancee or married um was it was never assumed that they were invited and then but then their siblings partner was always invited oh that does sound familiar yeah i don't people are i i think about that all the time when i'm on reddit sometimes too i'm like you people are just getting engaged to anybody like oh there's one bridezilla on a like i think it's posted on like a wedding like reddit and it was like my i want to um and like am i being a bitch because i my i'm expecting my maid of honor to spend the day with

before my wedding with me doesn't reveal that she asked the maid of honor to do this before she told the maid of honor the wedding and so the day before the wedding is the maid of honor's birthday and so her husband the maid of honor's husband like bought them concert tickets and gave a heads up to the bride not until fucking august gave a heads up like hey by the way i'm surprising her with this like i don't need you to participate in like you know doing anything of surprise but i just want you to know so you can plan accordingly that like i'm gonna be taking her out and she was like well just give me your ticket then like why wouldn't you offer me your ticket if you're gonna be like taking her away from me like i need her and then basically reveals in the comments that

it was like everyone's like well get your fiance to help you and she's like my fiance doesn't help anything he doesn't even care about me or my kids all he does is play xbox all day i'm like why are you marrying this man like weird then we have writer number two versus their friend who is planning a surprise party for the writer and the writer doesn't want a surprise party so four percent said the writer is wrong 96 said the friend is wrong i desperately want an update for this one me too somebody did write in and said hold on this happened to me and i cried at the party the people thought i was excited and surprised and i was trying not to punch everybody in range oh my god like i just don't know why anyone like i was telling lots about how like

when i was a kid one of my like she's still like she's like one of my like we're like we're so close like sisters grew up together and um we both have birthdays in the summer and we would always usually do shared birthdays and i mentioned in passing that i had always wanted a surprise party never had one and when i was like i don't know uh 14 maybe like maybe 15 no i think it's probably 14 um she planned a surprise party for me and like like my like one of my best friends and like did that with her mom and like you know coordinated everything it was like so sweet and like that was just so much excitement but if i had not fucking wanted one like you don't even get the satisfaction as like the person throwing it to be like

it's like that's so risky like you should know and it's not going to feel good when they're not excited and you have no say in anything either you don't even have a say in the guest list clearly because you know of who they're inviting is all their friends so please give us an update all right then next we have writer number three versus online commenters that don't think it's weird that brody jenner sexualized his stepsister kim kardashian one percent said the writer is wrong 98 said the commenters are wrong are y'all fucking stepbrothers oh no someone said it's super weird who voted the other way you know what i'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt that rarely happens so take it

then we have writer number four versus neighbors who are shoveling snow into a handicap spot zero percent said the writer is wrong and a hundred percent said the neighbor is wrong i told mott this story and he was like what the fuck like this one stuck with me yeah like especially with the snow and like the weather and like how dangerous and like horrible it's been and like thinking about people who have to get on the roads because they have like doctor's appointments or like they're chronically ill or they have or they work in like the health there was a woman that was a nurse and was going home and died in her car yeah and then like thinking of like oh so this is really like this is taking out able-bodied people and then you're just gonna

to make someone who's disabled their life harder and more dangerous in the snow when it's more dangerous for everyone okay okay okay okay and uh someone said same thing fucking happened to me my neighbor threw their shovel now into our parking space so boyfriend threw the snow back onto their spot very petty but they started it i think petty actions should be met with i see your petty and i raise you pettier i'm just that's the vibe i should catch the let's the vibe check petty got it then we've got george santos 97 said that scam toast is wrong three percent said he's not wrong so many more things have come out that he lied about he talked about being jewish and then when it came out that he wasn't actually jewish he said that he was jew-ish he lied about

he said that his mom died um during the september 11th attacks there's no record and he also tweeted two different things about like today is the anniversary of my mom's death and he tweeted them years apart on different dates so not true sexual gratification from this i don't know what he gets from this is so i've never seen anything in my life that's like more embarrassing like and i know it's like on a bigger scale like it's really problematic and like really indicative of like how fucked our government is and the whole process but like more than anything like this is like so cringy and like so embarrassing and like i have to assume you have a humiliation kink like there has to be like you just don't do that right like you're he's being like ripped apart online

like by people are just he has like just badly lying you're a politician you should be better at lying yeah said he owned 13 rental properties not true said his uh grandparents escaped the holocaust not true what else so provable that's he has been married to a woman before which that went like i don't yeah that one you know you never yeah irrelevant uh he said he got mugged in 2016 not true bought tickets for a hawaiian vacation not true like i'm waiting for him to say that he like won the lottery like huge things and small things that he just lies about like he i won the danimals free cruise ship for sweet life

on deck like i'm waiting for like that shit like i won radio disney tickets for hannah montana best of both worlds tour like what brazil did say that they're investigating charges for him so i'm just floored like it i just i also like i still can't even picture like other republicans liking him do you what i mean like i just think that like this is embarrassing this is a bipartisan yeah they're i mean the republicans are fighting anyway who they put up for representative

did not get a vote like it didn't pass so there's no speaker of the house right now because they don't agree with who it should be and they're like talking shit and this is the first time

this is the first time it's happened since when the first time in a hundred years that they've failed to organize on the opening day hey and that's that's what they've got on us like that's because you know they actually have their zero moral compass is just party whatever bullshit but that's like the number one critique that they give for there's no unity yeah that's yeah that's funny and we're getting i would say

i think we're getting more unified yeah time and they're getting less because that's the all right baby yeah well i'm so glad that you gave this like this was so timely because i feel like after you said that like i saw shit popping up everywhere and if i didn't have that whole backstory like i truly needed somebody to do like one of those videos that are like everything wrong with shane dawson like i needed like a gossip youtuber to do this because without your i would have had no fucking clue and so i got to spend the last week just consuming all of it with the background knowledge and the photos really added because um he loves a heavy beat he loves a baked under eye and he loves a golden bronzer and someone to put makeup on his ears yeah oh then

the last one wrong of the week new york times swastika crossword puzzle 98 said the new york times is wrong and two percent said the new york times is not wrong somebody wrote in and i thought they were lost hold on what did they say well so just from listening to the episode i thought this was not okay but also probably not malicious just accidental i do a lot of crosswords and they do often have a spiraling pattern but then i looked up the image and was like uh no this is way more of a design than most crosswords and clearly they went to links to make this specific design not okay whoever made it should be fired and someone should have caught this before it went out but again they've done it three times and they don't care no and like here's a thing like

i don't want to sound insensitive yeah lots of people are saying they voted wrong um a few of them were jewish too i was about to say i'm pretty sure look at his profile picture we've talked before i was like he's jewish is she okay and it's loaded and i'm voted wrong which is really bad because i'm a jew and i'm like yeah i was about to say girl you could we've talked um but uh i will say like i don't want to be dismissive and like an accidental swastika like that is like it's something along the lines of like you turn an image or you do something if you're not looking at it from all angles if you're a designer you're looking at something for so so long you tend to get really really into the nitty-gritty in those little details

but like you know there's someone who's like restoring an old bank to turn into like a wedding venue and they like pulled up the carpet and the tile I immediately saw it and she was like oh I didn't even notice until like people pointed it out and like it was a it's a very geometric yet it's a it's a rounded kind of geometric like in the terms of design like it involves a lot of design elements a lot of people like to use and uh it was used a lot more frequently like just similar like yeah there's a lot of old buildings in new york that have it and it was pre-hitler getting a hold of it and now it's like you make the conscious decision and effort to to not like there's no like we're certainly not far enough past it to be like oh well you know water under

the bridge like not at all still getting arrested there's a person that posted on tiktok that they um are they studied graphic design and in school they had to heavily like look at each other's designs just in case something slipped through and they were saying that um there was a girl that then they even posted it and said like just at like a simple glance you can't tell but when you really start looking at it you can see and and they were like this like happens like yeah it does but there are people that are constantly checking like that's part of the job yeah because it does follow a lot of the rules of design and so when you're going to the you're doing the assignment correctly and you're following matt it is you've got a thousand and one options and

one of them is going to be this and you got to make sure that that's not happening and so you take it out um but yeah you don't you might accidentally draw something design something that alludes to that but you don't accidentally publish that yeah for a major publication and then don't apologize and say it's normal yeah and then also double down on all of your other racist shit you've said anyways that is it we hope you all enjoyed and let us know um if you think we're amazing and um don't tell us if you don't if you hold on what i forgot to do something fisting friday too bad we don't have video for this because we all like it's a full body performance she's giving like she's lead she's like going to like glizzy deep throw that

fucking mic she's getting off close and personal and i was i was shaking i was shaking them fists along with it so we hope you enjoyed i hope you liked getting fisted was that good for you it was good for me that's like a do i think was that good for you it's good for me um and anything else join us again on monday have a terrific weekend over and out shhh