Don't Blame Me! - But Am I Wrong? Results: Trashing Roommate's Room

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

Meghan and Melisa read poll results and then discuss investing in clothing pieces, decorating for the holidays, Drew Barrymore, and Melisa's surprise baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi everybody welcome to fisting friday why so formal is that formal yeah everybody welcome to fisting friday instead of fisting friday see we had our little shoe-op megan trainer do-op moment and then we went into our nfl um our nfl intro wwe what's the e mean f world wrestling federation was the f oh isn't it e now yeah they change it up all the time did you know that they the writers for the like when wrestling first got popular they just like got soap writers to come write their storylines i'm shocked you could have i i don't know if i believe you i just feel like that sounds no i'm teasing you i'm saying that sounds based on the content it just seems like really off-brand and like so fake like i

just feel like that i feel like scorsese was actually yeah helping out that's funny so in case you haven't been here before i strongly recommend you go listen to the episode this is not where you need to be yeah this isn't where you come as a new listener no you need like boot camp first like you hopped in on a friday no you need it's there's no homework but you need to catch up for friday there kind of is because you have to but at this point you can do homework that's due like that you have to get it done now and then you'll get your results yeah you know next friday but uh it's too late for what we're about to read so what this is is we're doing the results from but am i wrong the episode that came out last week but there's a brand new episode

yesterday and you can be prepared for next week you've still got time because votes go up on our instagram today friday so hopefully it was on my to-do list to ask you but you also weren't responding to any of my messages so it's like i don't know what she's doing so i don't want to just send another thing and then i was like but if i sent this and she'd have to respond because then i know she saw it if she starts posting it you should just know that like i literally was like reading your text messages to math i was like oh my god right and then i just never responded well like what they were a part of my life but i just i don't even know what i fucking what was i doing oh i got gluten that was it okay for no i was trying to remember like what it because i had

like i just today i got like three messages people being like hey i haven't heard from you and i was like what happened to me and i got sick i was sick for like three days okay it's brutal and then i you know just didn't respond but it's fine i eventually did everybody don't you worry after i shamed you yeah publicly i was actually um i was canceled i was doxed online my livelihood was threatened and i i don't have any more of those words because they were all lies well i'll get through this and i will write a memoir about my cancellation you can write an apology on a note app and then screenshot it and put it up on twitter and nobody will see it because everybody's leaving twitter except for the intels and then you can become their friend oh i'm gonna be a

fem cell okay okay um it's been a long day everybody so we're gonna read the results and if you want to play along we still have the highlights up for all the episodes so we're doing episode 48 you can you can read along like an audiobook physical book combo and both of them i'm involved with she is all right you're up first yes me uh my but am i wrong i pitched was kind versus nice and kind is better than being nice two percent said i was wrong 98 said i was not wrong and i got a lot of messages a lot a lot of people were with you megan yeah i felt supported i felt seen i would like to know where all of you were when i was taking down big printer and why that same energy has not been to uh hold staples accountable for whatever role i don't know

that they played but i know that they're a part of did you ever get one a printer no i they talk about it every day like mods we need to get a printer because i need to like sell a bunch of fucking clothes on depop and shit and i don't like if i have to wait and ask mods to like print them out at work and like all of that shit like that's just an obstacle i don't like to have you can also buy ink and come put it and print it here but i need i need it if it's not there at my house and easily accessible i'm not even going to list them because i'm like that's too much effort okay i don't know why even though like you come over here every tuesday yep and you can literally just here's the thing send it to the printer well so this might only last another week or so and then i

might be ready but in my mind right now i create these fake obstacles that unless that condition works i can't do it i can put what on my facebook that you're fucking sure i am i'm slowly but surely chipping away at the thousand and one things i have on facebook marketplace and i'm currently celebrating a win for something i listed yeah last spring yeah and i need you to put some effort into selling this for people that cannot see it is a uh desk bike combination i actually think that would sell pretty quick i do too but my little legs can't fit on it so oh with a wig and i've had it for a year now have you listed it anywhere no haven't tried i just thought about it while you were just saying that i i think you'll be able to sell that quickly i just hope you know

your massage chair is i've given up on the massage yeah that's that's i've had a lot of scammers try to get it and that's it yeah well i do have a friend though he is interested but he also doesn't have a way to get it so there's that where does he live south l.a does he has i actually kind of use it now so i'm not really hard on selling it because i was like you're just like i just think when you eventually move you're just gonna be like i'm a leaf that's here you can have it why like are you gonna bring it with you when you move no i'll get a better one that's what i'm saying like i put a little um blanket and then i sit on it so then it'll hit my shoulders right but then doesn't massage my ass the same so it's just oh wow that's a lot of adjustments you have

to make yeah yeah that's not good okay next up you're you're ready melissa stop judging people by how well they age who was wrong one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong no one sent a message so i don't know your thoughts true true and um so we move on we move on then we have writer number one versus boyfriend's grandmother who won't talk to her in english 80 of the writer is wrong 20 said the granny is wrong i screenshotted a couple messages that people sent but if you're already looking that's on you um oh someone did send a message about yours that i thought was interesting they said i want to tag on to this when people say oh you'll appreciate that so much when you're older regarding looking younger looking like what if i don't what if that's

super weird and inappropriate thing to say whenever i'm in shape i start getting carded again and people say it over and over again i'm just over it i got carded on saturday i got the opposite of carded we went to lowe's and uh we were buying spray paint and the guy looked at and he goes you're over 18 and i go you don't know that and he goes i know you're over 18 i was like okay you wouldn't know i had an audition for an 18 year old that i couldn't do because i got gluten but sure it could be a tv 18 yeah that's about it not real life no god don't okay um so someone said from a granny is wrong voter i agree with what megan said about it being disrespectful the writer to not try to learn but it didn't sound like grandma told her that was the expectation

like that's pretty passive aggressive tell him what you want granny and someone else said is someone currently living in germany while dating a dutch guy languages are so hard and someone having a common language with you and refusing to use it can be very disheartening and stressful obviously if you're in a relationship and planning on love living somewhere for a long time then of course learn the language but refusing to use english is mean and will just cause a riff in the writer's relationship with the guy's family yeah you know i don't i don't i don't disagree but i think you know you have to have i do matching no no i don't disagree that learning language is hard no but i think like if you're going to choose to live in a different um country

and you know date someone from a different background and their whole family speaks a native language i think like english as a common language is using that as like a i don't want to say a crutch but like using that as like a treating that as a totally valued and equal thing as someone's native language it's just um why can't i think of the word when my people went and conquered the rest of the world like you know the colonization there you go i almost said colonialism no i don't think that's the right tense it's not the right tense but derived from it all right then we've got writer number two versus getting deposit from the person she's subletting from 92 said the writer is wrong eight percent said the writer is not wrong the writer

wrote in do you want me to pull it up and you got it okay if you have it readily available go for it i was cringing the entire time of course i'd be wrong to expect any part of the deposit back i wrote this after being hyped up by our mutual friend who thinks i deserve the deposit but i don't it was never agreed upon and megan is right i don't know if she would have gotten it back all this was a lesson for me though and also led me to reflect on my own self lmao thanks for keeping it real love y'all i also couldn't take over the lease because i wouldn't have been approved for it sad face i'm glad that you know it resonated with you but i love a friend who hypes you up but yeah sometimes when you have friends who are hyping up you're like damn it

that was too hard in the wrong direction we girl bossed a little too close to the sun do you like the picture i chose yes did you see that he started posting again the world is healing yeah you're fucking kidding me wait shut the fuck up yeah he made a post a couple weeks ago saying i'm back so i'm waiting for what the big thing is but on twitter uh tiktok it just came across my tiktok joanne's on tiktok joanne do you think joanne the scammer has ever done a cosplay of lady gaga pink hat joanne i would love that that's actually an iconic halloween costume okay then we've read number three versus not reaching out to a friend possibly going through a hard time 93% said the writer is wrong 7% said the writer is not wrong a lot of people related to that

we've got writer number four versus roommate who threw a party 11% said the writer is not wrong 89% said the roommate is wrong we got a response from the writer too they said I screamed when I saw the title I was the one whose roommate threw the party at the time it was cathartic to gather up the cans and throw them on the floor but in hindsight way more work for me I loved listening to what you guys have to say thank you we love the sound of our own voice my wrong of the week i nominated yolanda swim home with the contouring bikini 99 said this bitch is wrong one percent said this bitch is not wrong and i don't totally remember if these two people um messaged and said my b but um one person did okay and the other person has pronouns in their bio and they're a

child so yeah i hope either a mistake or growth i have hopes we're pro pronouns if you decide just to gotta make that oh clear in case in case you're new here no no that was like a green flag like that was like it's an indicator like i see someone i don't know i see someone with with a vote i voted sticker i mean actually that's a little bit less clear but i don't know i see someone with a um a coexist bumper sticker yeah i go okay okay there's a chance we might not vibe personally but i think when we get down to the actually those are some of the extremists are getting they can be when you go so far left you end up right yeah all right my wrong of the week was states who are blocking student loan forgiveness who's wrong 99 said the states

are wrong one person said the states are not wrong somebody wrote in and apologized on behalf of their state we accept that we i mean my home state is part of that so can't do much about um where you were born yep can't control what where you're born where you came out of sir you can see a little sweater i have on guess how old it is 10 years old nope i don't even remember the sweater so i'm really just like throwing shots in the dark uh 15 years old no more or less more what 20 years old yeah so when i was in high school it's my first job you remember where my first job was express okay don't tell me not aripostale no never worked there i did work at express but

that was oh were you in the abercrombie conglomerate a clothing store half clothing store half of a clothing store give me another hint half shoes okay well obviously that's the only other thing could be half of but like oh my god half clothing for leisure oh oh footlocker yes lady footlocker i almost just said journeys but i was trying to remember what that was called so when i was working there i just wanted this i was like this looks really cool and so i worked there for as long as i worked there and um this was like 160 and i was like i want that so this is the first thing i ever bought with my money my own money wow yeah and i still have it dare i say that's a great investment right like you 20 years later 20 years later like and it looks good no

it's cute yeah wait that's actually so funny because you put your mind to something that many years ago and you're like i want that and like a lot of the time when you're that age you're like wow i spent all that to like get that and you go not only did i still want it after i finally made the money i still wear it 20 years later damn so i think about that every time i put this on i'm just like look look what you're you know your your investment because this is first of all you know me buying something that costs a lot of money yeah especially at that age oh my i don't without a doubt and now it's still a lot of money but like you know invest in things and then it pays off i'm so impressed because if i bought something how would you say you were 16 okay 16

was a little more i had like a higher possibility of it not being awful but like tcby days yeah i need actually once we go to 16 but i probably spent my first paycheck on a sandwich or something like it was so not like i don't remember saving up for that so like at that at that job babysitting and that but like i guess yeah because i i don't know what i would have spent the money on and then i had youtube and that's when that job happened but like well that's when you started making the big books well not really it was like you know i got when i first started it was like when they first implemented because i was there before the partner program started but it was only a couple months and then it was like every like at like three months later i got like a hundred dollars

and then like but it was i think six months later i got another fifty dollars or a hundred dollars or something like that it's a slow burn but like apparently influencers make so much fucking money now like someone to do this and it's so it's just like so weird to me that like brands will pay so much money for some of this shit but i'm now viewing it like um super bowl ads it's a lot of money because or baseball contracts because it's fleeting like the window of what of purchasing and it's not about brand longevity it's not about like brand awareness because they also know that these influencers are paying all this money for are going to basically most likely become obsolete like in a year yeah there's not a lot of thought put in it's just like this is a one and done

thing it makes sense though because like you know maybe reinvent yourself and call yourself the phoenix and say she rises again well no i think about it in like the and by reinvent i mean make of a whole new personality like your brand new person yeah and then they don't amazing amy but i think that it's because people like are willing to sell out now because like their careers like they don't think about longevity and like oh i'm gonna make this money at some point you know and also people are like hustle culture back then hell no no hustle culture lie say you do this for free well do you ever wish that like you could go on like you see someone on tiktok or you see someone online somewhere and you go why do you have so much money i need to be able to i

want that question answered there's this person who i saw on tiktok i think to the untrained eye they're like oh you know i mean yes beautiful nice house like nice garden and stuff nice whole thing this makes sense nice clothes but as somebody who lives without a doubt within a 10 mile radius of this person i'm like you're dripping new money where does this money come from and i'm not getting any fucking info from social media who i don't know this person they're person i saw on tiktok look at this i'm gonna show you we're not gonna say who they are because i don't know if they're a bad person i don't think they are a bad person so i don't want to like blow them up but i just like i want to know how you have so much money well all i'm seeing is

a garden so it's not really what's that look how large that garden is oh this is all i'm saying here let me give you a better one let me give you a better one it's like it's a watermelon okay that was my bad i actually did not pre-scroll the video to make sure that was the right one they just have this in their yard yes this is like their whole yard though it's they have massive it's huge and let me show you the house hold on i just i just need can i look at their instagram yes but i'm not getting the information i need you don't know like the family all they talk about is this stuff what do you mean well i don't want to say it no i know i want to know what they do for a living and i want to know where the money comes from linkedin

here's the thing i just don't look at what they do i tried parents well whose parents are those i don't know because one of the parents i looked and i you know i think we're i think we're we're somewhere but i just yeah i think well read that lesson it's if they're home builders well that's where the money came from you know how like you could just tell from the caption that they're rich just like how they speak like i would never talk like this and that's not like an oh they're out of touch thing it's just like you you sound like you would embroider this on like stationary and emboss it like it just sounds like wealthy do you have plans for this coming weekend even though it's tuesday

it's a good question let's see this weekend oh my nephew's birthday is on thursday Did you decide what cake you're making? No, I'm not. I'm probably a panda. It seems like the easiest. Panda. Panda, panda, panda. So we'll probably see him this weekend because we are opting out of his official birthday party

because there are multiple toddlers who cough with their mouth open. And it's going to be not a great ventilated area. And as somebody who has gotten strapped twice, I'm not doing that. So we're just going to see him after and we'll probably hang out with him then. And then I want to go potentially, fingers crossed, paint our bathroom. Either match the white that we already have in there with the spot that's chipped off or I might paint one of the walls pink. But my number one thing this weekend is Christmas decorating.

So you're going to decorate your house? Yeah. um i'm pulling everything we have out of storage and then i'm gonna like go shop and find some new stuff that i want to do i have different vibes that i want like what's your dream christmas aesthetic to have someone else come do it but what do you want it to look like if they were like what's your mood board it's expensive do you want a glam christmas you want like a jackie i know christmas i don't know what her christmas i just followed her this year i don't know what her christmas looks like either but i it would probably be similar to that it would just whatever

it is it's expensive and it looks like glamorous yeah i just don't i hate putting up christmas decorations i hate taking them down i hate looking at them um like in a box like in a box it is weirdly depressing like i don't want to be involved in it at all you want to surprisingly like to smell good like peppermint do you want it do you want your house to be decorated okay no my mother asked me if i was decorating i was like what's the point i'm leaving on i mean you keep yours up year round but i mean half the year um but i'm leaving on like the 15th what's the point and then i'd have to come back and take it down no thank you that's fair i'm just christmas brings me more joy than um ever so that's it is it's a lifeline for me and i understand that this is i

want to i kind of want to be like i'm kind of obsessed with this this is a christmas tree where they have like the dried oranges on it and then they also tied bows i'm like obsessed with it i've never heard of that no my whole aesthetic again is kind of like kooky british grandma yeah and i love it i am a person that um as far as like ornaments goes i don't really like the bought kind i like the kind that all the children have made yeah i love i we have like a bunch of like random baubles i hate glass ornaments yeah they break so easily well i drop as someone who recently broke her toe by dropping a camera battery on it like i dropped fucking everything like i literally dropped my phone 10 000 times a day i dropped my phone in a puddle this morning

like you just dropped it right now i did as i said that like i drop everything and i bump into everything i knock things over i i broke a glass today i broke it into i broke a vase a whole fucking vase in the garage on my way out and i didn't have time to clean it so i did text moth and i until this moment i was telling you this i forgot about it and i texted him and i said don't let me forget i broke a vase in the garage i don't have time to clean it now and i'm just not gonna fucking remember that it's broken and it's like broken when you open the door yeah so i can't i don't want a glass ornaments but i have like a bunch of these like old like you know bulbs and like a specific color scheme and i'm like i don't like this vibe anymore like

i want this to feel like christmasy i don't want this to feel so like it felt it feels a little like curated and kind of cold yeah i don't i like the hominess of it yeah my i just right now i just prefer just to cook well yeah and also like right now like i have a newfound desire to like get new decorations and stuff because like this is our first home yeah and so it makes my whole vibe that I want that I want the whole house to feel like but I also really want the Christmas like I want to feel collected so like every year I've been getting like you know one or two new ornaments so I'm not trying to build out like an entire tree at once and when we have been traveling I'll like find ornaments there like I really love doing that and I wanted to find um there's like a

bunch of like little cheesy our first house ornaments um but uh there are some where people will like do drawings of like your actual house and i thought that would like be cute or um something like that to like you know mark the time in our first home yeah that's sweet and i want to get a real garland and um like a real wreath but i'm keeping my fake christmas tree because um i am born and raised in california and fires fires also allergies yeah and when i forget to water my plants for a second like or a couple like a little bit okay one leaf falls out if i forget to water a fucking christmas tree not only is it a fire hazard but all of the all of the pine needles will drop off and then create mess that is like

glitter like it'll be messy forever no thanks no fucking thank you so oh my gosh i like now i like want to go to target and like look at christmas decorations well you should start now and not the week before the holiday but you literally asked me what am i doing this weekend and i said this christmas it's not the week before i'm just saying what you did for halloween that's because i'm not a halloween girly that's my issue well now now i know better but i have been i have been christmas ready like when we were initially looking for how like we went to target a couple times and i just never looked at the halloween decorations i was looking at christmas and then finally i was like i guess i have to look at halloween and then suddenly they were there anymore well it's

because i knew what i really cared about i maybe i'll decorate when i'm knocked up next year who are you gonna get um knocked up by we'll see do you have a vetting process are we just gonna are you gonna i feel like i could actually see you doing something of like becoming like january jones or mindy canning where like nobody knows and you're like what no who no no like the public like it would suddenly you would tell everybody no i need somebody that's gonna be there and pay for half the child oh no i i mean yeah but i meant like that you would suddenly like have you ever seen the people who like do like a pregnancy announcement people are like i don't even know that what yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yes that kind of thing oh no the people will know

who the father is because they need to know who's responsible for it no you mean you will yeah no the public will know but nobody will know until like a month before i'm giving birth you're not gonna you're gonna soft launch a human life that's what i'm saying yes i don't see like i think it's gonna be a surprise that's what i mean like for the bit yeah that's fully and you're just gonna be one day you're gonna have your stomach painted with an alien in that yeah and that's who the father was thank you you'll know did you know that drew barrymore we bring up drew barrymore every fisting friday drew what is that about you um i like pause because i know she comes up on before you page two but did you see that so she had the um for like some celebration of et the

scariest movie alive um terrifying is it it's an alien the shining and et never seen the shining because i don't like scary movies but et when you're when you watch something that scares you as a kid there it will all i think it just it sticks with you i don't i don't know if i've seen the full i don't think i've seen all of et and when i saw the amount that i did see i was a child so who knows how i actually feel it's all scary and i also have a hard time with like creatures in in movies as well as like people in furry costumes their heads covered he's an alien and i know but the official okay come on don't do this to me you work in the industry you know the fucking official term is creature like it's not it's like you know fuck off nobody unless

anyone works in la in the industry they're not gonna know that's like legitimately what you don't be don't do this to me don't do what you're being a bad improv partner you're not saying yes and anyways um i'm laughing so it must be pretty so am i sadly yep she had the producers or like people who like i think producers on um who were on et come on the drew barrymore show and like so she was so fucking young when she did that yeah and she was like talking about some of the memories that she had but she doesn't remember like everything and so they were sharing they were like you she was like i just remember like i just like i loved him and they were like yeah you like thought he was real like and like you used to bring him food in his trailer like you

used to knock on the door and there was like one day on like it was cold and you went to wardrobe and you were like he needs a scarf like he's gonna be really cold and like so then production was like uh-oh she thinks this is real and so they went to go tell um steven spielberg and he was like okay and so then he hired two people to man et for the whole rest of the movie oh my gosh so when she if and like so he was just like any time that she would come over and talk to him he would like be reanimated so like he didn't want that to like die for her and so like when he went home in the movie did she think he actually went home yeah and like she was like i don't even remember like when i found out like i don't even really like remember why are you talking like drew

Barrymore right now because you're like no my smile like you're showing her mouth right now y'all can't see it but Megan is telling the story and doing the Drew Barrymore mouth it's my accidental impression because I'm trying to remember what she said but she was like it was like she didn't even seem like she I didn't watch the full clip but like she didn't like totally remember like how it happened but I thought that was like the sweetest thing ever and he I don't know when it happened afterwards but like he then became her godfather oh and I was like wow and they still have a good relationship and like i could see him recognizing that like you know you don't have to do that to a kid who because they truly they treat child actors like

um adults and the only reason why there's protections is like legal like legality like it's not like when people are talking about like oh they were so good to us as kids it's like well no legally they have to do certain things um but like it seemed like he knew like he wanted to like be like a good influence and like adult figure in her life but don't call me on that because i didn't watch the whole fucking thing okay but i thought that was fucking adorable i love her friend of the podcast let's get her on let's do it tell corporate corporate paging corporate get drew on the pod not dr drew you know that my one of my serotonin boosts is the sandra bullock on kelly clarkson that video where sandra bullock just keeps saying well

my parents are dead and kelly clark's like i don't know what to say to that i wish in a non-pandemic world i want to go to that to be fair though a lot of those daytime shows they're it's so weird to like it's kind of like really watching the sausage being made it's also like they tell you how to react and when they react and i'm the person that doesn't do what they tell me oh well that's what i tried to do for the bachelor and that's how i won the audience the queen of the audience on the jimmy kimmel show they love to kind of be next like they kind of love that like that was me on when i went to go um the um woman tell all i don't remember what i saw i remember i didn't even watch the bachelor but it was like popping up that you were there and

people thought you were invited and you're like no i mean technically i was invited but only because like i was like obsessed with the bachelor and i'd like mutuals with one of the former producers and he was like do you want to come and i was like are you kidding he was like yeah come and i was like amazing um they did so many close-ups well it was literally and it was so fucking funny because i was like i'm not falling for any of this shit like all of this like you know you get you watch them hand people signs and like use this and this and this and i'm like and i felt really bad for the contestants because they were like oh my god they brought signs they're a fan of me and i'm like i just watched a pa draw that and hand a saran a person was no like like i felt bad for

them for thinking that but then i remember that like i forget like i was like trying so hard i'm like i'm not gonna have any reactions to this because like so much of the stuff you can like tell is like whatever yeah and they're cutting from a different part and like i don't even know what it was a reaction to i literally think it was like during a break or fucking something but they cut back to it all the fucking time and still they used it in now in like women tell alls and men tell alls for other seasons and i'm like i wasn't there and why do i have on the exact same thing that i did like five years ago yeah but they also did with someone else i forgot who was but someone else i like knew or was a friend of a friend of and they were like mine is like

seven years old that they keep like putting that same clip i was like that's so funny r.i.p to that show was a short small stint in my life where i decided to become that's like if adhd is like an app like personified is me watching once one season of the bachelor becoming obsessed going to the men the women tell all in that one season and not even i think i watched half of the next season that i was completely over it look at you that's literally me like going so hard at something and then just dropping it and then never looking back and not giving a shit i know mots was like it's just not good i was like yeah it's really not anyways uh i do wish i could be on it though tonight on the bachelor we have our first contestant our first bachelorette who is already

engaged let's see who she picks for her friend melissa actually that'd be a good show yeah i also think that like psychologically like i wouldn't want to you know commit this psychological warfare on other people but like i would love going on and it kind of like how like fuckboy island had like the plot twist like i would love if you do a whole thing and you like trick the audience and you're just like lying and acting and like as a social experiment like i would just find it so this makes me sound like i'm like a complete sociopath but like i would just love to go to that like a thing like this and see like get a read on the lead and the person and just see if i can just like figure out who they're into become that person and just like see if i could do it like

because like my ego is through the roof going i could win the bachelor easy i'm like of course i could win it like you know there's a form in my head i'm like there's a way to do it there's a way to get this like random iowa farmer to fall in love with me and then i would win but i think that that's the ego that the villains have when they go on the show and then end up as villains maybe if you weren't so public with your life yeah and that you couldn't pull these clips

alright well that's it we're done goodbye