Don't Blame Me! - Catch Up: Beyoncé Bowl, Robbie Williams, Flights From Hell

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Bring it with SAP Grow. AI Cloud ERP for any size business. hi welcome to our catch-up episode and in true fashion um megan and melissa spent time with uh toddlers and young children and so we both got fucking sick yep we were sick so you're like why are y'all catching up this is supposed to be but am i wrong sorry not today i just got back last night megan's still sick we still wanted to give y'all something so we were like we'll just catch today yeah it'll be way easier um and i'm officially took my first dose of these antibiotics i'm so thrilled i was loved that i got to finally check the option and say have you had more than

three sinus infections this year and i got to say no because it's 2025 and the year just started did i have a sinus infection about two weeks prior yes of course i feel like it's a year from the day that they're asking megan not in the year well tough shit i am gonna cough real hard now and i'm cutting all that out they don't need to hear that oh for sure so you're sick i'm i'm i'm on the mints like i'm coming up on the tail end of it i was telling megan that i um had a spicy sandwich last night it was delicious it was a bond me that was had beef and shrimp and the shrimp were like this big and there were prawns baby yeah there were a ton in there and it was the best sandwich i've ever had in my life and then um send me the place his name because

mons is where he we've been on a big i think it's just called bond me oh perfect i don't know if it's an actual restaurant i feel like it is a ghost kitchen but of course i discovered it uh before I left because they were having buy one get one free and when I say these sandwiches are huge these sandwiches are like a foot long okay and so then when I came back I was like oh I want that um and putting the shrimp with the beef was a great call but um the spicy spiciness of it really help me clear out a lot of the uh phlegm rattling around in my chest yeah yeah mine um i was pretty i was i was sick sick when i was there when i was in colorado mostly because these kids are yeah i love them to death they're fucking disgusting they both were sick the whole time

yeah um so i'm the only adult that got sick um but uh i was like definitely was like oh i'm i'm getting better like I'm definitely getting better like my voice is like it came back and I was like okay cool this is this is great and then uh day before yesterday I was like oh you know I think I might be feeling a little bit worse and then yesterday I quite literally was like just laying in the dark with no sound my eyes closed because I had the worst sinus headache of my life if I like leaned over I felt like I was gonna accidentally somersault like it was like oh my head is so heavy and i was just using moths as like a uh uh like one of those like pressure point roller balls i was using his like knobs of his shoulders to like massage my sinuses

um and so uh i finally got antibiotics and it took forever but i have them now and i'm so looking forward to it they initially tried to give me doxycycline which the last time i took that was when i did also have a sinus infection close to another one because they didn't want to give me the same thing they didn't give me they gave me like the other kind of amoxicillin or whatever um but uh the last time i did that motts found me in the bathroom asleep because i just couldn't stop yakking all night so i'm like i can't that's not effective yeah i saw a video of someone taking their theragun and putting it on their chest and then coughing stuff up um i don't have one of those because i don't like the way they made my brain feel no but by the way you have a vibrator

the very strong vibrator you could use that good call my i don't i feel the same way about any sort of theragun or adjacent thing that they i don't like how they make my brain feel yeah and i told my trainer that and he goes okay so you're never gonna do one of these ever again then and i was like oh okay he's like yeah so that was opposite not my current trainer but my former trainer that was like he had a small gym and had taught um small classes and he took that and put it on my arm and I was like don't ever do that again and he was like that's fine you can take it and then I just smacked him good yeah no my trainer was like no no some people if you feel your brain this that this is not the right thing for you because you're not it's not in your head it's

actually quite literally in your head and I was like yeah yeah yeah facts facts oh we were gonna talk about that how was your flight because you did message me and said you had the flight from hell and I said wonderful me too and now I really want to hear about yours and see if it's similar to mine so before we took off he was like we're gonna have a few bumps and i was like great um and we got up in the air immediately shaking for like an hour and a half then we dropped real fast oh fun and everybody like to the point where i was wearing my mask and i had finally like gotten used to the shakes and i was like i'm just being rocked to sleep and i had dozed off a little bit listening to cowboy carter we dropped real fast i pop up the whole plane just like everybody's

looking up i took my mask off because i was ready for the oxygen mask to drop down it was just a reflex i was like melissa what the fuck are you doing you had to clear that mouth out yeah you could get the oxygen yeah um and then as soon as we drop ding he turns off the fast and seatbelt sign and everybody's looking like what the fuck is going on even the flight attendant is like what is going on she calls him flight is smooth the rest of the way he just got a little too high sorry he was like i'm just gonna drop right to where we need to be that's so and i was like what and then i was just terrified the rest of the way because i was like you had no warning no yeah and so then you're like tell us yeah and then or being like sorry about that so it's like

You don't know that he's not going to do it again. I was just watching the flight attendant talk to him because she looks scared. I'm always looking at the flight attendants to see what they're doing because if it's like shaking and they're just walking up and down, I'm like, fine, whatever. But the fact that she looks scared and she was seasoned too. No, ma'am. Seasoned. I thought you said seizing.

And I was like, holy shit, I think you nearly avoided death. If she's like shaking, she's so panicked. She looks like her eyes are terrified. fuck that's when you see a scared nurse and i'm like if you see an older scared nurse i'm like i'm dying right this is not good wow how long is that flight again four they say it's three and a half hours it's closer to three yeah i never understand every time they say we're making up time and i'm like how like right isn't there like a calculation of like how fast you can fly to like you have to stay in the like all of this stuff so i'm just like what do you mean you can just like

fly faster right right like there's no traffic and i'm like okay i understand like like landing and like taxing like because like taxiing taxing whatever yeah of all of the like other planes landing of being like oh we have to circle we have to wait for our spot to come up but when they're like hey we're making good time then i'm like what like what is i don't also don't really want to know i don't want to know either i don't but i am confused not my business but it's it's not my business then when we land it you know that this flight is in the american terminal that you have to take a fucking a tram it's not even a tram it's a bus it's a bus it's a bus you actually it's a small bus it's kind of like a van no it's a big bus they've got it's a big bus yeah okay

i've been on one of us i've been on kind of a sprinter van in there um and they um it was so foggy last night and so they couldn't see driving with the planes so it took me an hour and a half to even get to the main terminal because they couldn't see i also saw this this lordy that somebody raided to a fire hydrant because it was so foggy 20.5 is off to a start off to a start how how was your flight because you said yours was also terrible going through colorado is just terrible as it is because of the mountains yes so there's always but granted it was beautiful but there's always turbulence i'm so used to that because flying out of san francisco and oakland always turbulence too so like i'm not i'm not like

startled by a flight starting off with that um so we had the you know natural turbulence but the issue was is i think our flight was i get to the airport and there is a woman not wearing a mask sitting you know like i'm sitting wearing a mask no nobody so we're sitting in these um like i don't know you know where they've got like the kind of not like pods but it's like the not like the kind of the bigger chairs and they're in groups of like two or three so we're in one of those and like i always make sure we're in ones that are like not near other people so we're not directly next to anyone and there's someone across from us and then there's a woman in like another set of seats by the window to our right and that woman

is hacking up a fucking lung it was so much so like it was no one has on a mask i'm wearing a mask and i'm coughing into my mask and i'm just watching this woman and by the way the way that there's no way her shirt wasn't damp from the coughing into her arm and then coughing into it it was it was a wet cough i was like ma'am that's what we would call a productive cough and i do need you to get a tissue and a mask and then wash your hands like this is disgusting and so we're i'm just hearing her non-stop and i wasn't even hiding it i literally just kept looking at her like i'm like what the fuck are you doing and then this young guy comes and sits across from us and he's on the phone and he's like oh my god dude almost missed my flight like just barfing

my brains out like everyone i was so sick shitting and barfing and then someone else was the flu and just like talking about how sick everybody is and how they almost didn't make their flight because they were barfing and i'm like cool also not wearing a mask and i was like very fun very casual very cool and i just was like not feeling good and i was like already kind of like a little nauseous and i i'm like i'm sick at this point so i'm like i've taken the mucinex i'm doing everything but i like and pots can make me like nauseous it's like a very specific kind of nausea where like you know it's going to pass but like you just have to get through to the other end and i have to figure out do i need water do i need no more water is there too much water in my stomach

sloshing around do i need salt do i need uh like my beta blockers do i need to elevate my legs like what do i need and so i kind of go through the list and then finally i was like i need some more food so that i can take some advil that'll help with my head because i think my head's also like i'm just getting panicked about feeling sick before i get on a plane and so and also those fucking people like nasty near me so i buy some it was so nice it was like a gluten-free dairy free little section i was like oh amazing perfect i think i spent fifteen dollars on like a thing that was like typically what you would think of a size of like one of those like pre-packaged grapes of just like pieces of chicken and i was like okay fifteen dollars casual and then a little

skewer that i could actually no it looked like the um the things that you peel and then there's like the orange yellow cheese and then the sticks you dip in or dunkaroos like that kind of package oh yeah wait oh i got you yeah what you're referring to is craft's handy snacks oh yeah there you go i knew you would know my household as a child as a craft family um so we finally get on i think our plane was delayed like they like get on the loudspeaker before we've even gotten on our plane being like hey everybody so like you know our plane is going to be delayed a little bit the plane is not here and as he's like saying this we're watching our plane land and attach to our gate and i'm like okay he never corrected himself so we were all just like

is that our plane and so we were like probably 20 minutes late um or so ish getting on we get on the plane and quickly i start to notice that and it's not alarming at this point that i'm like wow, there's a lot of kids on this flight. And we're seated near the back. So we're passing by pretty much everybody. And Melissa, when I looked at each other, he goes, did I book a children's flight? I never in my life, 30 kids under the age of two, probably 25 kids under the age of five. And then I'd say 30 to 40 kids under the age of eight. Like there were more children on this plain than adults and the way that some of these families are having so many children and no offense but like i do think once you've popped out the first set of twins you you should know you run

the risk that you're gonna have double twins yeah and i was just like mine too and then these these parents were so lax and i go okay i get it you probably have to like be chill because you have two sets of twins i would actually the place to like not be so lax and chill is in the airport when your children are screaming at the top of their lungs yeah it was funny the ones on my flight the double twins they were with their both their parents and their grandmother and all the twin the four of the children they all looked exactly like the grandmother but the mom that was the mom of the uh the twins yeah the mom of the four of the twins yes she did not look like her mother it was that's funny wild skipped a full generation but like it was the point where i

didn't know that these children had adults on the plane yeah until we got off the plane because you would have never known um and we also had so many and this is like a p this is where i'm just like this is me being anti-straight couple all the fucking oh well hey i don't know if these couples are are straight been straight presenting relationships did not have it under control we had no less than a dozen gay dads they had that shit on fucking walk i love that and i was like this is and i know this we're obviously going from denver to la i'm like yeah this is this is a flight i was like this is a flight of children's flight and then specifically a gay dad flight um and so there's just like a lot of kids so then we're on the plane and take a mind we're already

probably like an hour after we were supposed to board and then he gets on the loudspeaker and he was like hey so we're like missing something and like we gotta figure out what it is but like we can't start the plane something as in the plane not like a pillow no no no and also at this point it doesn't seem like they're sure what it is that they're missing and they're like we gotta figure this out but uh keep you updated and then it's like okay so we figured out it is this whatever this part that does something something that like helps just start the plane and like that's all that it does that's a lot we sit there i don't know an hour and a half almost maybe two hours that we were originally on a 3 p.m flight this flight was timed for the nap time of the 85

children who were on board so this was not a pleasant experience because these kids are now overtired fucking hungry and again turns out they did have parents there but it didn't feel like they did for all of the flight so um they're just like doing a lot of talking and then like the ones who are older you know they're wearing headphones and these are rich kids so they're wearing apple pro max headphones and they're talking very loudly because they have noise canceling on and so then the dads are like honey honey okay yeah what do you have to say and then they're also they've split all the families so and i think that i don't know if that was on purpose or not um but also because some of these families have like a bajillion fucking kids they are spread throughout the

plane so then the kids want to stand up on their seats and then wave to their siblings seven rows in front of them going hi and i'm like okay it can be adorable and the ones right in front of us it was like a little girl and her brother they were like very cute they were really fucking loud but their dads had it on lock the second one of them was out there okay we're gonna take a little bathroom break and then they go to the bathroom and also those parents only gave their kids um little backpacks to carry which i think were ornamental i don't even know if they had anything in them i think it was to help them feel important um and they could have carried those backpacks easily if the kids had a tantrum or whatever so um just like hearing that a lot

there was a lot of uh this little girl sticking her entire face between the seats to wave and say hi to me and i was like hi cute like she was very cute and i was like hi and i was like i'm sorry and i was like it's fine um but she also wanted to talk to her brother and then her other dad was like honey so um we finally get into the air and we're like ascending and i rapidly start feeling like i'm gonna pass out i feel like i'm going to like i literally couldn't even get out a full sentence to mods i was like i don't feel good and like i'm slurring my words i was like i don't feel good and he looked at just looked at me and like shaked his head like he didn't feel good either and all of the kids start screaming everybody starts crying all of the adults look green

and then like the pressure was off for probably 20 minutes or something that we were maybe it was 10 i i could have been it felt like fucking forever that we were all unwell nobody speak like even flight attendants are like buckled in like just looking queasy and i this i was like i'm gonna pass out like i fully think i'm gonna pass out and it also kind of similarly feels to like uh like a pots episode that is like uh spurred by nausea so like i don't know if this is just a me thing and it like evens out but like you know you still feel the effects of that you still feel like pretty shitty. And so because of that, no child stopped screaming or crying for the entire rest of the flight, which was about two hours. They were, and I could, and Mott's was like,

I can't even feel bad. Oh, I actually forgot to tell you the best part. So anytime there was a, it was any person on the plane who didn't have a child aside from Mott's and I, those people instead had bare minimum one large dog sometimes they had two dogs we had 30 fucking dogs and mox like after we got off the plane i was like i hope like i was like i wondered if he was gonna be like so annoyed about the kids but he was like no no i yeah you have to travel with your family you've traveled the kids like whatever people traveling with their fucking huskies their giant ass fucking dogs he goes no like that's absolutely insane and like that's not helping the fact that like with the pressurization on the plane and like the kids and like people who are just

like clearly struggling you elected to bring your animal on this flight and like he's like i'm not any service dogs if any of that's yeah you got to do that for your own safety and your own health and your well-being you don't need to bring your great dane on this flight like it was fucking ridiculous so then you also have dogs barking i swear to god at a certain point and i don't know i never confirmed this i was convinced there was a ferret on the plane because there was just someone squeaking and it didn't sound like a kid and it didn't sound like a dog and i was like there's either a chicken or also a ferret on this fucking plane and thank god for the noise canceling effects of my airpod uh max whatever the pros airpod pros because i don't know how

i would have survived these when we finally start deplaning the two dads in front of us or one dad's in front of us the other one's next to us with their kids and they are like first of all this kid wanted to sit by himself because he had an empty row at first and then like someone else came in and he starts screaming his dad's like no you're gonna i said you could sit by yourself as in i wasn't gonna sit with you like you could sit there by yourself i'd sit with your sister and your other dad right here other people are going to be sitting in these seats like you don't just get this whole road to yourself we're not that rich honey and this kid is like questioning that i'm like well yeah i would too you've got the you guys have both of you you very nice

headphones and you've got an individual ipad and so does your sister um and so they like buckle their mini backpacks on them and these kids are like you know happy cute they're like we're landed we are home i can't wait to be home and they're like narrating kind of like a children's podcast and that i'm like that's fine whatever then i see the family which i think at this point has just been two sets of twins and then three additional siblings um who i thought were flying alone i don't know of course not their parents are right there parents look completely unfazed they look like like prescription level chill i was just like you know what do what you got to do but also your kid looks like they're gonna barf they've been like crying and screaming so hard their

faces red like broken blood vessels like they look miserable we get to baggage claim each one of those kids who can again youngest one can't i mean oldest one can't be more than six each one of those children has a a full adult bag that there's backpack that they're supposed to be carrying and a fullest adult checked suitcase they are supposed to be rolling and the parents have an entire other thing so they can't control it their kids are crossing the street alone they are smaller than their suitcase what's that it was most insane thing ever no the parents each had a cart and i go what you don't need to bring this much luggage this is insane each of the parents has probably like 10 pieces of luggage piled like comedy tom hanks movie level high

they could hardly see over it but then the kids are having to cross the street alone which i go just wait for your kids cross them with them they are smaller than the suitcases so it just looks like a suitcase is rolling by itself and then we are waiting for our uber and we just hear crash i look all of this down no no there is an suv who had pulled up to load this family that was their uber and a car smashed into the back of this suv nobody's in the car just the driver like the driver was out helping like load their stuff but literally and everybody who's waiting is like it was all from our terminal like we were all like whispering and laughing we're like kind of feel like that family like just like yeah like this is your this is a shit show and if it's

gonna happen to anyone it should happen to this like diabolically chill overly chill family but like it was so fucking crazy and ridiculous and we're watching other people like do tetris trying to like shove things into like the back of their like tiny little ubers there was like musicians who brought like all of their music equipment and i'm like okay i would like to remind everybody this was christmas like this was what we were traveling i don't think we needed the multiple dogs i don't think we needed all of these suitcases like mail your gifts back like any like anyone else it was just fucking insane um yeah that makes my flight sounds delightful this episode is brought to you by Accenture when your advertising operations fall out of sync

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missing. No, that's the craziest part. It was like, they needed something that like helps that, like it ignites. i was like do you need a lighter to like ignite something like is this like your pilot light is off like what yeah pilot light get it oven and then yeah exactly but no this true the thing about and the pressurization like we still felt like shit when we got home and you just feel like dizzy vertigo it feels like all of this other shit you're in colorado as it is where the pressure is off period but then adding that just it's just messed up yep i did forget and they never said

anything to us similar to you like no one said hey sorry about that so the whole time i was like and then mox i didn't talk about it until we got home and he was like yeah i felt really bad too and i was like oh i thought you were saying like don't worry you'll be fine but now i'm like oh looking back on it you felt bad too and i was like why didn't our pilot say something because the whole time i was like am i gonna die when i get off this to it and then it would be on the log yeah i didn't admit to oh that's probably why yours did too and that's what i wondered because i was like is it like about are they trying to avoid turbulence and so they're like going oh like too high and then have to drop to like it was just so fucking weird um as i put my uh i had

like loaded my stuff up in the car and my mom was like um don't forget forget to give me the garage door opener because she had given me her garage door opener i forgot i had it was in my purse which i don't carry my purse with me on the plane it's in my bag so i i'm saying this as i get out the car i was like this suitcase is on its last leg i open my suitcase get the garage door opener out can't zip it back up it's broken on the way to the airport i was about to say which way to the airport on the way to the airport so we had to stop at walmart real fast give me a whole new suitcase um and then i am in the parking lot having to move all this stuff out of him and it's my big ass suitcase i was gone for three weeks so it's a lot and i i also like i only

half packed the suitcase because i knew i was going to get christmas gifts and stuff so i'm in the parking lot just built and this man in walmart goes he comes down the aisle and looks shocked and i was like i don't know why this man looks shocked he goes you're the first black person i've seen a black man first black person i've seen all year and i was like i've seen numerous people i've been in here two seconds i've seen numerous black people in this one wait so was this january 1st or was this no it was yesterday okay so was he talking about like december 2nd 25 i mean sorry january 2nd was he meaning he okay all year but like i had only been in walmart for two seconds and i had seen numerous black people in walmart so i feel like he was

trying to have a conversation yeah i don't have time for this right now i head straight i look on the walmart also you clearly don't have time for this right now no i don't like you i'm on the walmart app trying to figure out where the luggage is and i'm headed to that aisle the numbering system in there makes no sense because it's like letters and numbers so i like just grab the biggest suitcase that i can sprint didn't realize it was like open and so like it fell open at one point oh god get to the look i am a person that likes to be at the airport two hours early but still but still i was like i gotta like get my shit and the way home you pack tightly and so it's like your instinct is then to like throw everything in your you know but if i don't pack it the exact

same way like it's probably not gonna fucking fit yep so i'm in the parking lot like just moving stuff over and my mom was like standing there i'm like can you please just go sit down because she was like hovering because i was like either help or move and i knew she couldn't bend down to help so i was just like please just go sit in the car yeah and i moved it and i was still you know on oh and they're doing construction at this airport too and um a lot of people didn't see where the kiosk was to just check in and so like the i'm thinking like the american line is like out the door because it appeared that way because it was because people didn't see where the fucking kiosk and so i just like bink over to the kiosk and get my stuff and then go to like check my bag

and the person's like the belt for the bag is to move the bag is broken you need to go down i had to like take it to a tsa agent on the other side of the airport it was wild but um i was like do y'all not see this kiosk here like you do not have to wait in line no people there were like five open lose all sense of resourcefulness when they go to the airport which is crazy because like i'm the most resourceful when i'm at the airport me too i'm like how can i be get in and out as fast as i can yeah like i know where my gate is i know where my seat is i know i like i know and then people just think where do i go and i was like that's insane to me yeah there's there's a girl i would say like hi she would have been had to be like 17 i'd say

because her dad was able to walk her through so she was like an older teenager but she didn't know how to put the like tag on because she had done what i did and just checked in oh yeah she know how to put the tag on she's like and she asked me how to do it i was like i don't have time for this i just snuck it all in real fast i don't have time to explain it just let me do it let me do it it's it was just such and then her dad was trying to have a conversation with me too i was just like sir let's get in and out i just i find it so odd when people want to be incompetent yet friendly at the airport and i go no no no no i do need you to like if you're if you have the bandwidth to be kind and nice i love that i did i then do need you to get your shit together i can't

have you be incompetent with a smile on your face that just pisses me off even more too oh yeah so it was in matanai he even said he was like i should have known because so typically flying out of denver for christmas is hell they uh redesigned parts of the airport and it's beautiful but there is like these big marble like walkways when i tell you at each gate they give you about 10 seats and i'm like cool so why such large walkways nowhere to sit yeah so everybody just like sits on the ground there was a man with his fucking dogs out toes out i mean his toes he also had a dog with him but he's literal like his feet he's like hang nail like no little that hook nail no yellow toe feet no and i was like first of all you have a fungal infection sir second of all

what shoes were you wearing that you were able to whip these out so quickly and i do and he's not like cross-legged he's sitting with like back up against like the walk-a-vator and his legs just straight out and so people are having to like walk over his bare feet i'm like you're disgusting absolutely disgusting and i was like yeah thankfully i was like you know this is actually why i'm kind of glad maybe there's less seating because we don't have to sit in there oh my god i didn't even tell you about the flight on the way there melissa melissa i questioned in the moment on the way in the flight there if i want a daughter and in my whole life i've said i don't want sons i'll deal with a son i don't know how i'll deal with having a straight son that would

be very hard for me but like i'll deal with it but all i've wanted in my life is a daughter and i interacted with this girl who to the point where i almost went up to her mother and i'm going to be like do you need a hug i'm so sorry but i was like afraid she's gonna be like does it get better and i'm like so sorry i'm actually not the person to ask but that's a unique situation but like i almost even said something to this girl to be like stop being such a fucking bitch she is a teenager okay she's sophomore in high school why do i know this because she was talking so goddamn fucking loud screw like so loud and she was and i don't fault her for this because i've also been that age and like done similar things like you know she's wearing her like

little low-rise sweatpants a tiny crop top and a push-up bra she's like wanting some attention that's totally fine i did that too at that age that's what you do that's allowed um but she uh starts she stands up in our very very small very crowded gate we're surrounded there are lots of kids this is the way there so lots of kids there too who were like trying to like meet other kids who they were drawing and playing with and i was like this is so cute especially like single parents like traveling alone and i was like oh my god me cute are you guys like gonna get together because your kids are fine so it's like crowded every like every seat is filled and this this is a lot of seats at this place and she stands up and starts you know marking her chair routine

uh-huh oh my gosh 25 minutes of her doing this and then we start getting melissa we're not even marking within our personal box we're going full out we're we're not going full out okay but we are walking through we are walking through and then we start getting to the tumbling section and we're not fully tumbling but we are doing almost a full scorpion the way i'm like if she moves one like she's everybody's sitting on top of each other there's bags everywhere like there is no room for this her family saying nothing she's talking to her brother and like it started off with like her and her mom watching like a show on her phone together and i was like oh that's sweet like you know they're both like enjoying it and they were quiet

so it's like lovely um and so she's doing the cheer routine and then she like turns her brother and she's like oh my god i cannot wait for the competition in korea i am gonna go to like so many ragers and her mom just like looks being like the look her mom's giving her being like don't say that in front of me and her mom was like you're not going to ragers and she screamed to the top of her lungs shut the fuck up mom i will go to a fucking rager and her mom all her mom said all her mom fucking said was can you please keep your voice down there and like let's not use that language there are kids around and she and her mom goes and so she gets in her mom's face and goes you shut the fuck up bitch screaming at her mom no no no we're all like looking like

what the fuck this bitch she was a senior no sophomore oh oh my gosh so she's just gonna get worse well and then she keeps going she goes i'm a sophomore and her mom's like yeah and she's saying this like of course you should let me go to unsupervised unchaperoned ragers when i'm in korea for a cheer competition i'm 16 and her mom goes exactly you're 16 that's why i'm not gonna fucking let you do that like and also by the way and then as soon as like moths was like we were talking about it afterwards and i was like for the record mom doesn't need to worry she's not going to a competition in korea i'm gonna tell you right now i saw she was marking her routine she's not good enough her team is not fucking good enough to do like i'm telling you right now

and then i went on a whole deep dive of like showing mods like what i was like because she she's too tall she's a base and she's not strong she's not i can tell she's not that good of a base i can tell and so she's screaming and then the mom just is like takes a deep breath smiles and takes a lap just to like cool down a man leans over to them to her and her brother who are still sitting there and her brother's kind of like yes he's older he's like probably like 16 17 he's probably like a senior and he's like oh my god doesn't not doesn't say anything to her this man leans over and i go i wonder what this guy's gonna say and he goes honey do you have to be that mean to your mom and i go shut the fuck up you are the husband who's been sitting here watching this this

whole fucking time oh i thought it was just a kindly old no no that is the husband who hasn't said shit the whole time his daughter's doing a full fucking cheer routine who hasn't said shit the whole time that she's swearing cussing at her mom until her mom has to get up and leave to take a laugh because she looked like she was gonna fucking cry and then he goes can you and she was like oh my god dad don't fucking start with me fucking too and he just goes okay and goes back to his ipad see when when you were telling it before when i was like she's a senior and you corrected me as you had said earlier she was a sophomore i was like okay she's an adult she can get smacked in the face no this is still a child yep maybe she still needs to get smacked

in the face at least from her brother yes from somebody her age i need someone to smack her in the face i almost wanted to be like honey let's go to the bathroom i've got to talk to you like i'm just like i'm wanted like stand over and tower over you in a bathroom stall i want to intimidate you a little bit to like let you know you can't keep doing this shit like you cannot at all it just this looks horrible this looks so bad and then she like when she's like they're getting on the plane and we're all boarding and i go wonderful we're on the same flight i can't wait so excited and she is her mom's like do you want your sweatshirt she's like i don't need fucking a sweatshirt and i was like okay by the way girl it's cold you're gonna be cold and she's

got on a crop top uh-huh and so then they're like boarding the plane and she's like wait mom am i not sitting next to you and she was like um why you're sitting with your father and your brother and she's like well i was next to you and so then her mom has to rearrange it so her daughter who just literally called her a bitch and screamed at her in the airport can sit next to her because she wants it next to her because she needs her mommy on the plane yeah i can be a bitch on the ground i was like i don't know if i want a daughter and mom's just like no no just just look over at the cute kids who are like the cute little girls who are coloring like she just like he was like i was like this is insane to me it's like first of all aaron i would never heart so

yeah he was like i would never he's like we wouldn't have a kid who talked to anyone like that and i would never let our kid talk to you like that let alone anybody like that's not acceptable because i'm like you're allowed to be mad you're totally allowed to be mad you're allowed to have feelings but do you need to scream outside go if you didn't do that but also yeah bare minimum stop swearing in front of these all these children and that's all her mom was asking her mom was not like stop yelling at me or she just said yeah please just stop cursing in front of the kids kids yeah and they're going to oh and then she was like she was like um and she was like fuck

just like out of the blue and I was like sweetie what like and this was before I think she cursed her mom out and her mom was like honey like what can we not what's wrong and she goes I forgot to put my earrings in and she was like oh okay well and she goes does grandma have earrings she was like um no grandma's grandma's ears aren't pierced and she goes oh my fucking god I'm gonna kill myself this is the worst fucking day of my life my ears are gonna close up we're gone for two weeks like what two weeks ten days my earrings my earring holes are going to close up and the mom's looking her trying her best not to be like are you dumb like she's like no honey they'll be fine you you can still put earrings and she's like no they're not this is my life is fucking ruined and i was

like okay we can't be loud cheering in public and then also be not so great at cheering and then also be not that intelligent like it's just like pick a struggle yes it was crazy it was truly so fucking crazy and all i wanted to do and i didn't obviously but literally all i wanted to is walk by her and be like i wouldn't get your hopes up about that cheer competition but i didn't but it was fucking wild so yeah i guess i realized i had two very yeah yeah yeah big travel thankful for my flights now well also i do think it was like we were so blessed with the last time we went to colorado it was like they literally made us like spread out on the plane because there was like yeah but it was a non-holiday no totally but i was like wow this was such an easy breezy and then

i was like oh oops because i used to have to before there was a direct flight i always flew through colorado and um that plane was always yeah i was usually going to because i would either have to fly to missouri or tulsa oklahoma so um and they were like in the missouri airport like smaller than the northwest arkansas airport like it is oh my god so no one was ever on that flight so um i yeah i i i get it but like this sounds like holiday assholes no and like we've been doing this for years and it's never been it's like it's always been like oh the plane is really delayed or it's been really bad turbulence or whatever like it's never i've never had this many passenger issues in my life i was waiting for someone i was like all we need is like some lady

who like sees something on the plane and has to get zip tied to her seat or duct taped hers i was like i was just waiting for that and it was like nobody was drunk like it wasn't like the things you usually think of like it was a very unique hellscape that we experienced but it was so like i will say it gave us it gave the rest of passengers um we had so much camaraderie between You know, because we were all just exchanging, like, knowing glances, like, looking at these people. But I just, like, can't imagine doing a cheer routine and then getting on a flight with the people who just watched you do that for, like, half an hour. Yeah. Yeah.

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well i had a couple things that i wrote down to discuss oh perfect first robbie williams he's been in the news lately because i don't know who he is but you brought him up on a but am I wrong a long time ago? Because he had something. Shut the fuck up. It's that man? Yes. Shut the fuck up.

I figured you didn't put the two and two together because I was like the singer. When you initially said it, I was like the singer. You're like, he's a singer? So in case you don't know, he's got a documentary coming out. He's not famous enough.

In the UK, he's huge. No, no, but why? Let's talk about the big kicker of the movie is he's not famous enough to be a man. He's a monkey. he's a monkey in this film and people in the u.s are like i don't know who the fuck this is and you brought him up a while ago because he got mad because of something with covet restriction no he lied i just looked it up to like drag my memory he like on stage like fucked up a

performance and then like blamed it on having long covet and then was like oh i actually don't have long covet i just think it's a really good excuse and everybody was like why would you say that and then say that like what like it's not an excuse if you're saying like by the way i lied like that was just like super weird but like i thought it was hilarious that all these people are like who the fuck is this man i only know him because of that stupid millennial song that came out millennia song that came out and they're that's like all the british people were like um yeah like like that that's his huge song i think they said it top 76 in the u.s so it wasn't even big in the u.s but i remember on trl they kept trying to push this song and like i was like

why are they pushing this and talking about this man that nobody knows who the fuck this is and that's why it was always ingrained in my head who he was but then somebody was like he's in the band take back and i did not know that band from um like anything i was like who the hell is that and they're like they have that song um maybe that's not even the name of it hold on like the way that i'm allergic to retaining any information about this take that take that take that and i know their song back for good which is like one of the songs that i have on my like favorites list of like random ass songs that i love but i didn't even know the name of the band or that he was in it so that's somebody was like i think it was um sujia that's on tiktok

she was like this is where i know him from and that's all i know and i was like oh well i love that song but didn't know that he was even in it but what i know him from was from that millennial stuff they're pushing and then when you brought him up oh my god you didn't even put together it was the same no when i've been seeing the discourse about him everyone's like he sings a song of like and i go i thought that was andy grammar and everyone's like well who's andy grammar and i go not famous in the uk and i'm not heard about that like right i'm gonna tell you right now you don't know who andy grammar is i thought that song was my andy grammar and then the real kicker is everyone's like no no you must have heard his song angels and i was like no

literally never heard it in my life i click on you know the blue comment on tiktok and i go why is this man covering jessica simpson's angels turns out she covered his song angels and the only reason why i know that is because of jessica simpson and like the fact that they had to make him a monkey should just be proof to everybody that he is not famous enough in the u.s for biopic and this is why they had to throw a little something in it like it's giving how can we make lyle lyle crocodile except i do need to be more focused around me as a man like why not just be in the sing franchise like why not just like do something do but and i think it's because i think he originally really wanted to he wanted to play himself and i'm like does he have

like a really interesting life story like was he on x factor like is he friends with it like i just can't fathom what is so interesting about this man that i quite literally cannot retain any information about that he needs his own movie i find it hilarious and i think he's straight so like we're not getting like an elton john story so i'm just like okay and like at what age i don't know i i don't understand him or this whole thing um so that was one of the things on my list and then another thing was baldo i don't know how i stumbled upon this thing but it is someone who has created a device where you make your balls a dildo for double penetration so i'm trying to squeeze your balls into this device that is shaped like a cock but it has like spaces on the end so

you can still feel the movement on the side just to envision like a little bullet yes a bullet that you stick your balls in but i don't see how this is comfortable no it looks like a lot of squeezing to get to the point where there's a little bit of like room but i'm like can you insert a ball like one by one are you stacking them i don't understand what's happening and i feel like this is for people that like to be punched in the dick like those type of people like this is their thing yeah and then they always anytime they get like kicked in the balls are oh that hurts so bad and i'm like why do you why do you want a fucking theragun on yes on your balls in sex all right that's how did you see this i don't remember how i stumbled upon it i truly

don't okay oh my god wait by the way they have steps i've had to put it on first you have to ensure your ball hair is trimmed to one-fourth or five millimeters then apply lube to the balls and the ball dough stretch the ball dough over your balls until you feel they are snug using your thumbs to push each ball in then stretch the next two rings over to ensure your balls are completely snug and fitted also enabling your balls to feel hard and ready to go to become a ball though so you have to wait till your balls get hard i don't i'm assuming a bit for the people who enjoy this the process of putting your balls in must must engorge them yeah like i just have to wonder i think this is just for you i don't think you're sticking it anywhere i like i can't

i can't envision that also like you would really have to have a very specific anatomy if you're having sex with someone with a well someone with two holes you're really gonna have to make sure that like either your dick has to be quite long you've got to have a pretty long you know in between and then the person you're fucking has got to have a correctly positioned yes like that just feels and i don't think i truly don't think it's double penetration i don't think somebody wants to stick there if they're sticking it in something they're sticking it in something and then stroking their dick yes because also imagine just like feeling that against you no like what is that that's so wow i i thought i wish i i wish we could you could figure out how you knew this

because this is crazy oh my god there's a ball sex frequently asked questions oh my god oh my god they use the word scrotal so much i can't read it it makes me nauseous i hate that word allows him to use his balls to penetrate his partner no way it encapsulates the balls and presents them and specifically designed to cage and then can be inserted into thrusted into a vagina or anus essentially effectively your balls become a second no they don't no they quite literally don't what's a ballgasm i'm done i'm done did it say is it when you only are getting stroked on your balls and nowhere else melissa when the balls pass the wall quote unquote inside you there's a satisfying plop feeling and the balls can be clearly felt locking in

kind of like a butt plug nope nope there's nothing sexually rousing about the term plop in any instance no thank you nope nope nope nope nope nope nope well thanks for sharing that one i'm actually scarred for fucking life but we can move on to better topic like the beyonce bowl i i've watched it no less than 15 times me too i literally when it i was only watching that game to get to the beyonce yeah you watch the fucking pentatonix opener i don't watch i just knew that they they talked about it first of all i want to say netflix i appreciate the the people that you had during doing commentary they weren't a bunch of old men that were annoying i didn't watch the netflix i mean i watched the i watched it without the

watch the youtube version gotcha so um they they had more women on than men that were on the sidelines or in the studio and it was two guys that were very just like chill they weren't even talking the most and i just love hearing women talk sports i loved it it was great and it didn't feel like a bunch of people just like trying to one up each other and talk about the good old days it was great and then the beyonce bowl was perfect i watched it stopped it even my dad he was in the other room he came in and watched he was watching like actual games i think he was more in the basketball so basketball was on the day he was watching basketball but then he heard beyonce he came in and sit down and sat down and um mesmerized incredible like she just gets

better she just gets better like which is crazy like her vocal like nobody can out sing their own album no and and then she does it and then it's like what do you mean you don't go into a Beyonce concert or viewing whatever it is performance thinking I want her to stick to the album version no a lot of people like you listen go to their concerts and I was like and you're like why are they doing more than what they're doing on the album this just sounds a mess no she gives us a full ass like it just takes it to a different level no it's it was crazy and like the visuals were phenomenal the dancers were fucking phenomenal like everything the transitions like i saw some of the behind the scenes of her like just like dabbing her

sweat while yes running say the videos of people mecca was there um and then other people that were there and seeing like what was happening in the shots and what was happening around um not in the frame that we were seeing i was like this woman's incredible she's insane i skimmed it to see if i could have my nephew watch it with me because we have been talking about how beyonce is going to perform and he was very excited it was on netflix i knew it would be kid friendly yeah so i assumed and even if it wasn't i was like if it's either on netflix or if it even was airing on like nfl it has to be family friendly yeah and so i like skimmed it and i like asked his mom and i was like so like there's no i would not say there's like any like overt

sexual dancing or like anything like that like there's no lyrics she doesn't really do that except no like a couple songs yeah and i was like and i perform those a lot anymore i couldn't even think of a song and i was like i can't even think of a song on this album yeah that would partition no would would warrant that at all um and i was like the only thing is that like you know she has boobs and he was and she was like he's familiar with boobs i don't care and i was like okay i thought so but i just wanted to like you know make sure and so i asked him if he wanted to watch it with me and he was like yeah and he's like bouncing off the fucking walls because he has a little sister who is she's the yummiest she is so fucking adorable i'm addicted to her

um but he is having a very hard time sharing uh attention with her so he has just like he's like being the biggest ham ever like he's just not non-stop i put i put the beyonce bowl on he sits down silent eyes locked the kids uh because i replayed it when melanie came over um because she had missed it because they were actually driving over when it was happening so we replayed it and they all just sat down locked in because like she's phenomenal and when he was like he like asks a thousand questions about like everything but he wasn't he like was just like enjoying it but i did tell him and i was like oh so do you see this girl dancing who has the braids and she's not wearing the blonde wig and she doesn't have a hat on that is beyonce's daughter

her name is blue ivy and then he was like blue ivy is very tall and i was like yeah i was like blue ivy's dad is tall and he goes is blue ivy's dad in here and i was like no he goes just beyonce and blue ivy and i was like yeah this is just beyonce and blue ivy if her dad shows up i'll tell you but he's not here and when post malone came on and he was not introducing when post malone came on he quite literally used his hands thinking he could swipe him off the screen and said can you put blue ivy back and i said this is just this is they're performing i can't we can't do that like she'll be coming soon and he's like trying to like crane his head as if he can see around post malone and he was like i like blue ivy and i was like a blue ivy is great and i was like

do you like post i was like did you like post malone he goes um quite verbatim not as much i liked blue ivy and i was like there you go there you go but we watched it probably like three times and when before we even watched it the first time he was like uh i was like telling him about it and i was like i really hope she plays my favorite song and he was like what's your favorite song and i was like you know my favorite song he goes yeah yeah and then he kept being like i hope she plays yeah yeah for you i hope she plays yeah yeah for you and of course she did and it was so good and now my little niece loves yeah yeah she's into it and this album specifically but these performances has completely changed my nephew as a dancer and everybody in

the family is like that beyonce will did something too like he is looking mostly he's going so hard in every because we have dance parties all the time and like he'll put on yaya and like straight face not smiling at all he's just like and i'm like get it boy um but yeah he could not understand why there was football at the have you showed him be chill bay chill they call it bay chill but her name is b i need to tell you yet have you seen it no i i've seen it i mean i haven't shown him i need to re-watch it there's nothing in there no okay because coachella usually like they let you go a little bit no no more we did watch some old um her old super bowl performance then and then we watched which one we watched the one that was hers and then like destiny's child showed up

or the one that was um what's his name and then her and bruno mars showed up but you know how i feel about bruno mars and i know but that one is so no it's still great it's still great but we i opted for destiny's child because he asked um because he said well he kept saying like he was like how is Beyonce like that like when he saw he was like how long is it I was like 14 minutes and he was like how is she going to sing all of her songs I was like she's not and he was like they're not letting her sing all of her songs I was like well my dude she has been famous I was like she has been famous for so long I was like she is a lot of a lot of songs and he was like how long has she been doing this and I was like for most of my life like she and I was telling

and i was like all yeah i was like i was like she i was like she like was singing when she was a kid and then when she was a teenager she was in like a really big group and i was like all that stuff i have to say though destiny's child there's not a single music video i can show him at this age you can show him uh bills bills bills like the ones when they're still teenagers you can show it to them okay i didn't check bills bills bills yeah you can show them pretty much everything else you can show them bugaboo like those oh you're right i can do the young ones yeah but he like really wanted to see he also wanted to know if beyonce had any sisters i i wondered i need to ask him the lyrics in that one yeah the lyrics but like yeah just i just because i'm like first

of all he'll be hilarious he goes to school and just like says bootylicious like that's funny that's true bootylicious also isn't like it that's still like a somewhat it's like a kid appropriate way of saying but literally it's booty yeah it's like you're tushy like so i think that i think they'd be fine with that but like yeah he loves it and his sister her like the one song she like loves more than anything is hot to go if she's like upset you put on hot to go or whatever and she's just like starts beaming and like just shaking that thing um now you put on yaya and she's also very much enjoying it um but he also loved blackbird and then he said that is so nice that the beatles let her sing their song do you think her song is better i was like we can't we

can't get into that no no but we can't get into that i love the video you posted on tiktok it was so cute um he was so quick with it should i play the audio for people if they haven't seen it yet go to my tiktok but uh i'll just play the audio i've watched this no less than a thousand fucking times like it makes me so happy every time because um i comment on it so a lot of people are like liking it every time i get a notification that somebody liked it that i'll watch it yeah it's so cute what is more interesting football or beyonce beyonce yeah facts why did they want to play football i don't know why they wanted to play football at a beyonce concert they should have just had the beyonce concert like when it had like a thousand views or something mecca

reposted it and i was like oh this is about here we go people are about to love it and it was just like he's so he's like so cute and he's like never learned anybody's name faster than beyonce and Blue Ivy like he's obsessed and like he loves that like I was like yeah that's that's that's her daughter and he thought that was so cool that she like went on tour with her and like danced and I was like yeah it's like a you know family business how fun is that I asked him I was like if you were on tour would you let your little sister dance and he was like she is a baby and I was like granted she does like she like hold on to a wall or a table and then does that baby dance where you just like squat and shake your butt and he never did that he always had this like

his dancing was so fucking funny he had this like blank stare and then rocking side to side and i'm like my like i'd never seen a kid dance like that and like she dances like a typical baby you see those viral videos he would literally just stand there like the fucking shining twins and just like sway from foot to foot with no smile and he was having the time of his life i'm like he was he was such like a i was like i wonder if she's gonna surprise us with her personality because he definitely made you earn it and now he's like the biggest fucking ham in the world like class clown like he's just making jokes all the time Thank you.

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there's like five different variations of trivial pursuit that i didn't find out until after we had gotten the original and they're asking the questions and i go i don't know who any of these people i can't answer a single question and they're like well this happened in 1970 i wasn't alive like there was not a question that occurred for anything the only time i got an answer was something about like um what's like the something saint and every question is written like a fucking riddle yep and it's not and i'm not i'm not good at those questions i need you to be literal because i'm gonna be fucking literal and uh i was like a saint christopher and it was like oh you got it right and i was like that's insane that we even i got one right

and then we were on teams though so we had to split up and then the other one i got right was like this some man where did he an unlikely place where did he build his library and i said a bathroom men love to shit for hours and i was correct great and i was like i don't know who that is but he would read martin rnfu he would read the um questions as much as he could and read the answers when i tell you the original trivial pursuit did not age well and you have a five-year-old sounding out how to say words that you go no no no no i my my family's not really a game family we love playing the game of life and then that was about it oh my god they were we played that so fucking much and he literally said life is so exciting i was like

put you in a commercial love that um but uh we my aunt maxine loved games so she had like walls and walls of games and trio pursuit was there i don't think i ever saw her actually play it because it's such it's a labor intensive game it's a labor intensive game but i would sit and read the questions and then just read the answers and just lock it into my brain so then i had random facts to say all the time but i thought it was wild so me and i did that you are you know one in the same i literally was just reading the questions to read the answers because i was like i just want to know these fun facts right um but the same reason why we have trivial pursuit it's like matzah's family is not a game family but one of his aunts one of his mom's sisters is and so that's

why they have it but then the next night they were like oh yeah there's like a tooth out there's a oh i think they said there's a a 90s trivial pursuit in there and i was like and you made me play the one from 1960 like you bitches um but hearing him like just try and sound out words oh my god by the way one of them was about dick van dyke and him sounding out the words dick van dyke oh yeah and we're trying so hard not to laugh because we're like you know we want to encourage him he's a great reader like it's impeccable that he can do this he like just turned five but um we also don't want to like have to associate those things whatever but like anytime someone got he like correct like you did it and then there's ones about um oh my god there's literally one that

you had just fucking told me like it was about something about a soap something about like the first i don't know if it's the first something and i was like melissa and i literally had this conversation and like i can't for the life of me fucking remember and it was between two that my answer was and then we picked the other one and it was the other and i was like okay so i did somewhat retain a bit of it but um it was why don't you take a picture and send it to me i think i have a video of one of them and i'll it's gonna be in the vlog and i'll i'll show you okay um always watch the vlog but it was so so funny um and then we also i tried to get him to watch some movies with me we tried to watch a polar express this kid could not handle it was too stressful

and we watched it i've never seen it before what did you think because noah's obsessed with it no that's my that's my dude right there it's a fucking great movie and he'll be like watch this part that kid's gonna run after the train and face plant yeah see my nephew was so stressed out he literally kept grabbing his head going oh no why are they doing these things they're not so this is not this is not smart this is this is not the grown-up told him not to do that and i was like okay so we had to turn it off yeah and i was like i guess it is a stressful movie yeah did you like it no it was just there i wouldn't say i liked it or disliked it it was just there you're not a big christmas movie like person in general no but i will be watching red whatever that rock

and it's free on prime now oh perfect i think it has 20 on rotten tomatoes which is my sweet spot i made a list of movies that i'm gonna watch that i either haven't seen in a long time or want to watch and i put glitter as number one oh my god i've never seen glitter yeah i've never seen it and i feel like it's pretty i think it's gonna be pretty good and the thing is i don't think it's available anywhere except for a ripped copy that's on youtube oh perfect yeah wait i remember seeing the dvd of it and then being like oh you're not allowed to watch that and i'm like it's called glitter i love the cover it's my character let me watch glitter i should watch that too yeah wait but this reminds me do you know what we watched last night because

matz has never seen it what you're never gonna believe what this is okay maybe i haven't seen it no melissa there's okay there is quite literally this movie has shaped my entire i've seen it i can't even count no less than 200 times okay one of my favorite movies and it never even crossed my mind that he would have never watched it okay white chicks oh i haven't seen it i've seen enough clips i know what's about no also how it must have first of all the fashion is so good every girl in the like has the greatest outfits it is so fucking funny you know i i ride so hard for that family i know but a lot of their movies i don't like i love them as i don't like scary movie i don't like

i don't like that kind of movie no white chicks is different making my way downtown i know i know i feel like yeah you know you've seen i know what the movie is i've seen enough of it oh my god i can't like i'm on an island by the way matz is watching this with me he's like enjoying it i've heard the whole thing oh you've heard other people no no no we my downstairs at our house the house like when i was in high school it had like this huge massive room that um like half of it was like a living room and the half other half it was like an office and like the middle part was like the game area yeah we moved all this stuff and just made it our tumbling pass so me and melanie would just tumble down

there um but anyway um i would be sitting at the computer and my dad had a bootleg got at the barber shop i have heard the whole movie it is first of all they're so hot in this movie like yeah but they're no but he gets out at one point and he puts on a little tan linen just watch their show their tv show that they had it i will say it is so you've seen legally blonde right brothers huh you've seen legally blonde right yes so one of the girls who plays the sorority sister with like the short darker hair she's plays i know who that is yeah she's so she's so good in everything like everyone in this i literally saw a tiktok a couple days ago somebody like showing everything that she's been in and people are like i love her but i didn't

realize this was the same yes no she's phenomenal in everything but this movie specifically is like it doesn't give you a moment to breathe every character they write is funny nobody is the straight man and like this script is like non-stop funny and like i was just sitting there and like i'm what i just i really just wanted to show mods i'm not even looking at my phone i am like belly laughing the whole time he's like he goes oh my god you really love this movie i was like no i like really do and then i was like have you ever seen hot chick and he was like no what i'm like why was i watching these hot chick without a doubt i'm sure did not age well it's also rob schneider but like what do you mean that like you mods have never seen seen this

whatsoever and like i'm telling you i was like yeah it's busy phillips that's jb king and he was like what i was like yeah and it's just so good so fucking funny and like so well done and like great stunts by the way too i was like damn like this is pretty good but it also has aged well and like i will say that like a lot well i actually haven't seen scary movies so i can't make a claim like that but um a lot of like i saw a scary movie recently did not age well i didn't like it period like i don't like those movies i don't like scary i don't think this falls into that category scary movie is the funniest movie ever no and i shouldn't tell all those movies and we sat down and watched one of them and i don't actually it wasn't scary movie

one he thought it was a specific one but it was a different one that he and yeah there's too many there's too many and it was probably the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life i don't find those and we turned it ended up turning it off me and samantha were like no well because like to me that's just like it gives like improv bit like but watch like everybody please bully melissa and tell her to watch it i'm not going to i mean um i am shocked both you and mods it's like childhood he was like how old were you when you watched this i was like 11 5 but you couldn't watch glitter no melissa that makes zero sense i actually don't even know who showed me this for the first time i definitely didn't watch it with the adults in my life but like i think

they probably just saw a movie with two white women on the poster and they said okay go for it And I said, ha, ha, ha, you don't know. I know what you don't. But like, oh my God, I can't even stress how hot they look in this. And it's just like a perfect movie. So I just recommend it to everybody. I loved it. And I'm, I'm shocked.

I've been showing him so many like flawless movies. And then he did show me, he never saw Weird the Millers. i've seen that but i feel like it was on at like a party it's on all the time it gives me hangover i sat down to watch it but i think it was just on but i've yeah and he enjoyed that and i was like it's like hangover-esque i was like jason bateman's not in this movie but like it has jason bateman vibes and then he showed me spy with melissa mccarthy which i loved i saw that in the theater a couple times i wish i did i fucking love spy that was a great movie funny and i was like we need a sequel of spy but um i just like love melissa mccarthy me too and her and jason

statham together like fantastic fucking chemistry like so funny rose burn burn yes burn is that how you say the last name yes rose burn like they're all just like so good together and i have not seen her i haven't seen love and thunder but i've heard that her and octavia spencer like are like really get along and her friends their best friends like they like came up in the industry they're like friend friends yes and so that was like the first introduction that when i didn't know they were friends until they started promoing that together and they're like oh my god we've been friends for years like this is so fun and i was like perfect add her into the mix you like she's such a great comedic chemistry with all of these people and i'm like why can't we have spy too like i need

that everybody loves spy it was so and i looked at the reviews like it was like it did so well and then i thought you know who needs to be this combined with throw sandra bullock in there i would love a bot a buddy comedy spy sandra bullock and melissa mccarthy and octavia spencer like that's so good so i loved that well that is our updates that's where we've been that's our catch up let us know what movies we should watch i got a little joke for you oh it looks like you're reading did you write this joke down i'm not reading okay directly at you okay okay what did one tampon say to the other i don't know nothing they were both stuck up cunts hey i like that yes i like that one that's pretty good thank you guys so much for listening

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