Don't Blame Me! - DBM: Old Dad. New Baby.

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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friday is that the when the 405 is shut down that's the 22nd do you hear about that no yeah it's shutting down for 48 hours not all of the lanes but enough of them uh i think it's just let me see three lanes reduced oh sorry it's reduced to three lanes in both directions through sepulveda pass from victory to wilshire wait project from victory wilshire that is through to sepulveda pass that's a lot of hour closure i know it's a lot that's a lot it's like low-key giving um carmageddon but like no one's talking i haven't heard one thing about this yeah i'll send it to him well you said the 22nd 22nd to the 25th i guess i mean really the only thing i would be going to actually no because they've moved i was gonna say i would go see samantha and ty but

they've moved so i don't even have to go that way so that's good yeah but apparently this is like the year that like everything is getting repaired so they were like if you notice that like it feels like every freeway is shutting down for some point or whatever like this isn't like a new normal this is just like it's this year and next year we won't have any i was like okay thank god that won't really affect you either no but it affect do you think it just affects in a sense there's more traffic everywhere else yeah i'll just stay in or it'll be like carmageddon where everybody stays in and i know monster's like let's make plans we can get anywhere so fast it's gonna be like carmageddon around too and i was like i mean you would hope when they had like planes flying from

like the west side to burbank i don't think anybody did it my uncle was like i might just do it to do do you remember when the it was like the only thing that was crowded was the airspace because you had all of the helicopters with traffic cameras which by the way not a car on the fucking road nope and then you had people flying and then you had deeply empty to the point of just like people that like left town like i need to get out of town for this because they were making such i had just no they literally here it literally felt like they did like a one of those like flood warning like like out loud being like the end is near yes it was so dramatic and it was fine but i it did people did what they were supposed to do yeah they just did it like

really well yeah and if they hadn't done it it would have been a nightmare totally but now i fear that we got cocky yeah anyway welcome don't blame me welcome welcome welcome this is a podcast where we give you wonderful amazing life-changing advice and oh my god wait you never responded all right have you been watching kendra i fell in love with my psychiatrist i haven't been watching her directly because i don't think that i should be but i have been watching other people's commentary on it it's getting wild did you get to the part where she said and then i told him that

It was a full moon and I was ovulating. And then she describes a sex dream that she has to him. And then she says that he starts looking uncomfortable. And sure, could he have been uncomfortable? Maybe. But in reality, it was like I had gone inside his brain and I had just told him one of the fantasies that he had been replaying in his own head.

I was like, girl. What? What? What? Yeah, I'm so up to date. i'm like i'm an embarrassingly close up to date on it it just makes me very uncomfortable so i haven't been keeping i'm keeping tabs but not close tabs that's fair yeah thankfully she didn't call into the book she was also not looking for advice because she has her chat gpt henry

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all right are you ready yeah yeah i oh hey eminem i 25 she her and my boyfriend 25 he him have been together for two years and we're both bi i moved to the uk three years ago he's british and we met at university here we were friends before dating a few weeks ago we went to pride with friends my friends and i joked about kissing and he said we should so we did later we kissed again without him explicitly saying it was okay and he got upset i apologized right away he knew it wasn't intentional the next day he said he wasn't mad but felt unsettled and needed time to process he's usually quick to work through his emotions but two weeks passed with no face times or seeing each other so texting felt pretty normal i assumed things were okay until we made plans to see each

other and I was hit with anxiety. I thought he might break up with me. He didn't, but he still said he needs space. He explained that his love feels, quote unquote, behind a dam, like it's being blocked. And now he gets anxious when I text. He's experienced this before with a friend that eventually got past it. He told me to keep being myself and he believes we'll return to normal. But for now, we won't see each other as much. I'm really missing the closeness and feel confused about what's going on and what I should be doing. I've started therapy, which should help, but I feel lost. She explained that his emotional, quote unquote, cup was already full. Issues with joblessness uncertainty uncertainty with his flat and it's just overflowed i'm also an immigrant

navigating work sponsorship which adds stress plus i'm a rather sensitive person i'm hoping for advice from the girls on how to cope and keep moving forward oh and then they left a nice thing at the end for both of us which is sweet thanks i think they get around it saying that's my 300 word submission now i'm gonna say something nice about you at the end okay i'll take that thank you being cognizant of that yeah i'm a little confused yeah unfortunately i do see where this man is coming from yeah i mean you kiss somebody without you're in a committed relationship i presume you kiss like during a celebration and then you did it later without talking to him about it i get that part what i'm confused about is the damn part what does that mean i don't think

he's great with metaphors i think that i also don't think your therapist is yeah i like did you how long do you said you've been dating for two years like this seems like this seems like an early relationship thing not a been in two years of a relationship thing yeah and like the oh I'll get over it kind of like eventually but there's like nothing for you to to do sort of a like a thing like I I understand that like you know processing and getting over anything on your own time but in general if like you are gonna forgive someone for something like you you have to forgive them like you can't just like hold it over their head but like has he forgiven you or are you earning it back or like you know what what is what is that kind of mentality for it because

I think like you know you apologize you can't really do much to go back in time and change x y and z so if it's just about him getting over those feelings and like feeling better about it I I don't know I think like if the if you're gonna just choose to be like either short with me or annoyed with me or whatever and like taking like all this space for all of these weeks I don't don't necessarily always think that that's not going to result in any other person feeling some type of way about you and it like do what i mean like if if this isn't like you get over on your own that's totally fine but if it feels like something's being held over someone's head but you're also still insisting that like you're working through it that kind of just feels like

you're on like probation but yeah like two weeks with no facetimes we're seeing each other and i guess like to you you just text but that makes him anxious and i guess the texting is easier for him to process because he can think about responding but i think that i'm i think the therapist gave bad advice yeah i like i understand that he has a lot going on but this is something that i feel like you need to talk about and not just wait until he feels like things are better because how are things going to get better if you're not talking about it is he like working on himself and then he's like it'll be better but you're in a relationship well maybe that's what the therapist meant because like i agree that like it feels that

the therapist saying that i'm like i don't really think that's it but maybe like she's just saying that like he's using this as an excuse when in reality he probably would have been pulling back from like time and stuff because he's stressed about these like other things but then i also think like then that's then you're being used as like a scapegoat for that which i don't think is fair but yeah i agree i think like if there's like a relationship issue that needs to be worked out within the relationship taking time and space apart is not going to bring you closer together like that yeah and it's not going to fix the issue no and it might make him feel like okay cool now i'm over it but like you'll be like cool i feel abandoned like i don't like that didn't help me

now now we have another issue that's come on from here but like i'm i don't know like this feels like a running away from your problems kind of a thing yeah and it's like if another issue comes up is this going to be the same thing where he just disappears or you just never bring it up because you're afraid that this is going to happen again yeah yeah this to me is like deeply poor communication and it'd be like okay i hear you that like you feel uncomfortable but like let's work through that let's talk about it the solution is not just like i'm gonna wait till you don't feel uncomfortable because you said like he's been through this with a friend before which part like right he's kissed a friend kiss somebody right or did he have like a weird communications thing

with a friend and they had a they eventually like became friends again because like that again it's like wildly different so i understand why this would make you feel like you're going fucking crazy um because this is just like not healthy communication and like he doesn't have to forgive you and like I know that's like a hard thing to hear but like he doesn't have to do that and if he wants to forgive you then like he needs to make start taking those steps now but like right now it just feels like you're having to like earn earn that back which like is not fair to either party because he's not then he's then he's not honoring how he actually feels he's just like trying to wait it out until he feel he doesn't feel hurt by it but like you're allowed to feel

hurt by it but then you process through those emotions so i don't think this is a matter of like how do i like just deal with him doing this i think it's like no we have to communicate right i would lay the law with that and like if he doesn't want to do that and then it's like well either we break up now or you give me x amount of time and space i'll be honest i would give the i would give the time and space and i probably wouldn't even text and then you might be like you might get annoyed and then be like you know what i don't actually deserve this like i want to be with someone who wants to work through our issues not like isolate during our issues agree all right we're going to take a break when we get back we'll get to the next one

hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com hisa to learn more scotia bank you're richer than you think. All right, here's the next one. My dad just told us he's expecting another child. And honestly, I'm completely thrown. I'm 28 and my parents divorced when I was young. He remarried and my siblings and I all in our late 20s and early 30s now have a great relationship with him. We have a half-sibling who is 15, and we've all been a close-knit group for years. The news was a total shock. He and my stepmom are both nearing 60, and they didn't tell

any of us until she was five months along. I'm trying to be supportive, and of course I said congratulations, but my mind is racing. I feel a mix of confusion, hurt, and concern. I'm hurt that he kept this from us for so long. It feels like a major secret. I'm also worried. They're on the verge of retirement and I can't help but think about the financial and emotional toll of raising a new baby. I know it wasn't a planned pregnancy and I feel guilty for not being a hundred percent overjoyed. I just can't shake the feeling that this changes everything. I'm struggling to process it all and my siblings feel the same way. We don't want to upset him, but we're all just pretending to be fine how do i cope with this i'm concerned about her health 60 years old 60 year old hips

giving birth has to be a c-section she they didn't tell you because this is a severely high risk yeah geriatric pregnancy they didn't know yeah i know like this is like this is like a in in medical terms this is like a post-mortem fucking this is a medical miracle yeah marvel this is this will be studied in medical journals they were not expecting this either it was a shock to them so imagine how they're feeling imagine how their doctors shock shock they didn't tell you because they were concerned yeah this is like this this was gonna make it this far i'll be real they probably also thought it was cancer and was like there's no way it's actually a baby like it's just like this is so fucking rare that like you think of every other anomaly that this could be

that it's like making it seem like it's like it's a bit it's a tumor it's cancer it's no it's actually a motherfucking baby it's a baby yeah and i understand your concern your concern for your stepmother's health she's been in your life a long time because you have a 15 year old sibling i thought this stepmother was gonna be like 28 yeah like i thought there's gonna be like my dad married woman my age and now she's having a baby and like i feel weird no my stepmother is a medical marvel yeah also like financially i understand your concern because they're they're ready to retire well you said they're nearing 60 so i'm sure they unfortunately in 2025 it's not retirement it's not retirement age i'm sure they were probably planning on working at least another

depending on how much they or they work for the government you know if they've got a good pension teacher or you know something yeah um but you should be concerned about these things i mean i don't want to bring up something that's like what i think is kind of like the worst part and like the hardest part gonna be her baby yeah that i'm like okay so you gotta have a conversation with your parents about like who who's taking care of this teenager i mean yeah again they're nearing 60 they might have a good 20 years left all you can hope is they make it she's already a medical miracle like yeah my god talk to the 15 year old by the way like that's got to be a mind fuck at 15 this is like a mind fuck for us and we're not related to you it's a mind fuck for

you it sure is hell being a mind fuck for a 15 year old um do they want you to be excited because how did they i mean i think like honestly my real and honest advice would be like hey i'm like having a hard time not being like concerned and worried can you like talk me through like how you got to this excitement point because i just don't believe there's any way that they hadn't gone through that do you know what i mean so like i think they'd be like oh my god you don't have to be excited like and if they're finally ready to be excited they might just be like neglecting to realize that like oh this like five months of like fucking terror that we had we don't other people don't just get to skip that because now we're like hey it's all good it's like you know she's okay

there's still that fear that's going to be there and so like reminding them of that fact that like hey you had all this time to process we didn't and like the same way that you probably had all of these fears we have this is fresh this is brand new we have all these fears how did you process that how did you like get through that because if they're feeling good about it i'm sure they've it's because of saying they've heard the doctors scans and all of that kind of stuff that they can share with you that might make you feel a little bit better um and then i think it is time i think it is time to update the will not to be dark i think in general when big life changes happen to people who are over the age of 60 put it let's let's do this and like sure that fucking sucks

that's an uncomfortable conversation to have but um this they need to acknowledge that this is a change for you and your siblings in a way that is a change for them that will then be a responsibility and a change for you most likely at some point not to be dark yeah this is great wait and also like she's gonna be in medical journals like they're 60 years old what's the oldest a lady just gave birth this like 70 something a few weeks ago no 66 uh an indian woman gave birth to twin girls at the age of 73 in 2019 oh that's probably c-section that was oh you mean vaginal birth oh the guinness book of world records that's not oh we need to update the guinness book that one's c-section too

oh it's reported oh that was 2019 that's what i just said no no yeah i was just saying that it should have been if that is true then that would have taken the 2006 one yeah but there was there was a woman that was 70 something she was that gave birth a few weeks ago okay so this one did in vitro so this was an on purpose one so who gave it 66 it was a 66 year old gives birth to 10th child no difficulty conceiving it's a German woman

well I think you could at least get like a conceived without IVF maybe get a TLC show out of this or something I can't imagine my mom giving birth well she doesn't have the equipment to anymore but like she literally

I have to go to the podiatrist and then the gynecologist for my baby scan like I can't imagine her telling me she she's having a baby that would be younger than her grandchildren do any of your siblings have children oh good fucking point yeah this is really this is odd this is odd and i know you will be nice to this baby but and i'm not saying like you won't but just know that like there are it really sucks having old parents like it like there's like a level of like maturity you don't want to have like you know you could have like

there there are like trials and tribulations with having like very young and inexperienced parents of having whatever but like there is an inevitable thing that happens when you have old like just a universal when your parents are older or you have an older parent and there's a lot of evidence that leads to adhd there's like a lot of you know old sperm so i think i got here um but but that knowing that like you know that this kid is as weird as it is like for you and all of that i guess like the thing i would say is like i would take not to be dark again but like i would take a lot of pictures i would do like a lot like have a lot of stuff there because a lot of um their memories of their parents are going to be even older than they are now and um you know mom might

feel a little fucking weird about taking pregnancy pictures at like 60 something but like i think that kid would probably want to like you know have some memories of that but good god this is fucking insane yeah if well thank thank god you're not biologically related to this woman because i would be like get my bot like tie my tubes up double knot them because what do you mean you're this fertile wow she probably thought she was going through menopause but even menopause this was a later menopause that's a really good point like she should have art like she would have most likely assumatively already gone through menopause so she did and she was probably like you know i had an easy menopause she just it was just summer it was just july and she was like oh menopause

that was easy that was it i'm good now i'm regulated no there's a bait the way that i would have been so panicked also you don't have the knees at that age to be barfing do you you don't know how she again she might because she's a medical she's a medical marvel she might have the knees you're gonna you have to get a hip replacement after this there's like no way she drank all the milk in the world oh my god this is the strongest wow yeah i actually need like more i like wish i like can we subpoena her health records like i need to know about this one like this is remarkable wow well congratulations on your sibling child congratulations yeah um yeah it's taken a lot for me to process so i can't even

imagine what you're going through just you know one day at a time and update us yeah please this is wild and if any if anybody has experience with this don't know if anyone hasn't gone through this let us know get you some advice from other people who've been through this did this person say that their mom is still in the picture like their biological mom they didn't say she wasn't they don't have any information on that i was gonna say if bio mom is still with us that's who i would be like sleepover gossiping that's who i want to talk with wow all right we're gonna take a break and we get back we'll get into the next one in toronto every arrival is a statement and nothing says it better than this

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and he's hated me from the moment we met it's not like i've done anything i've tried to be friendly but he just throws jabs at me constantly he told sam that my personality is quote unquote too much but I'm not about to let someone disrespect me without a response. My boyfriend, bless his heart, even told me to fight back, which is exactly what I've been doing. My mom thinks Mark is jealous that I have stolen his quote-unquote boyfriend. It's a funny way of putting it, but it makes a lot of sense. They've been a duo forever, and now I'm in the picture.

It's starting to take a toll on me. I hate the tension, and I hate being the reason for any friction between them. I'm worried that eventually Sam is going to have to choose between us. I love him, and I don't want to lose him over this ridiculous feud with his best friend. But at the same time, I can't keep living like this. I don't want to make Sam choose, but I also want to be in a relationship where I'm constantly fighting with his best friend. I'm hoping you can offer some advice on how to navigate this without starting a full blown war. The war has already started.

I'm with your mom in this situation. This is jealousy. Has your boyfriend had a partner before? As the other people like it, if he has, have the other people been run out? That's a good question to ask. Like, what happened to the ones who came before me? Yeah. Are they still with us?

Right. Like, yeah, that would be my first question is how have other relationships fared and has Sam or Mark? Sam is the boyfriend, Mark is the friend. So has Mark won in the other feuds? And if so, do you think your relationship is strong enough to beat out Mark? and is this something that you want like is it because your boyfriend is saying fight back but is your boyfriend fighting for you which side is he on that's my question like fight what in what way like do you want me to punch him in the face do you want me to hold my purse like let me get

like let me get my hands on him or do you mean to like have a have like a distinguished argument back like fight like plead my case like that's like why i should still be here or is sam like like i like these two fighting over me that's what i'm like is this like a oh wet t-shirt conscious like sam sam's there with the hose spraying you and mark down and wet t-shirts fucking fighting each other like yeah to me this is like a this is a boyfriend problem because i'm like a boy like that should be the person writing in being like i'm having a hard time my best friend hates my significant other but it's like he seemingly he's fine with it like what like that's a little odd to me like Melissa said like you should find out what happened

to those who came before you but also like I'm not saying that like if it has to like push comes to shove like you have to pick and you have to choose I don't necessarily know that you would lose but I think if you're the one who brings up the ultimatum it sounds like you would it sounds like whoever brings up the ultimatum is going to lose because it sounds like Sam doesn't care enough about this to like be like told to to choose which to me i'm like okay sam is like not a sunshine rainbow cloud like this is this to me i'm like that's like really fucking weird to be fine with your best friend just like being a fucking dick to the person that you're dating for like yeah like your personality is too much i will say the obvious solution and i

i don't want to just i i'm not i'm sure that but like what if we just didn't hang out all together what if we didn't hang out with mark what if you and sam who are in a relationship together what if you guys hung out together went on your dates and what if sam hung out with mark when they're having friend time i feel like sam and mark are roommates they didn't say it but that would be a good point it feels like they are together all the time it is a package deal if you want to be my lover you got to fight with my friend but then also then now who is technically third wheeling right now who technically is jealous and i feel like it is the writer they are the third wheel because these two have been a duo for so long yeah and if they are so ingrained

in each other's lives maybe find mark somebody to be with yeah we're rocking with mark because mark's rocking with us like you got to get mark someone to rock with yeah and if it really is to the point where mark is in love with sam then like that's a whole other issue yeah then mark and sam need to figure out then sam needs to figure out if if sam also loves mark yeah i can't think of the name mark without thinking of that fucking clip of mark oh rocking i showed monster for the first time like last year and i was like you've never first time that he's i was shocked i was like this is like from like a fucking football move like tv like this is from i think it's literally from the thing that he i'm pretty sure he's seen it that's on amazon prime yeah i was

like i think you watch this you remember when there was the thing it was a couple months ago where all redheads are black and then they went back to that clip and mark does in fact have red hair so and they were like oh it's actually written in the word of god turns out biblically accurate crazy i saw that it was so funny i think we re-watched at that time oh my god this to me is like i don't know i can't have respect for someone who like is fine with other people like being a dick to me no so like i would be not attracted to sam at this point no maybe sam is like a kink for like you being degraded which it's just like bad he's just like oh that's just mark we maybe him and mark fight all the time yeah oh yeah is mark mean to sam in the same way and then

sam is just like that's just how he is fight back that's what i do that's a good point because if that then I would say that's just like a personality clash difference because like some people I saw someone talk about that on TikTok I forget what they said but like just about like being growing up in like an argumentative kind of like family or it's like you just like debate over like stupid things or argue over stupid things and like other people are very much like not like that and like having to realize like okay do I care about this trait and like how I grew up in this way enough to like only seek out other people who behave like this or can I drop this because like it's not something you can really compromise on with a like it's being so fundamentally different in

your means of communication that like you don't actually end up communicating because like you're just on totally different planes yeah and it's like do i care about this enough to seek this out or can i drop it yeah like i have a friend where i do not get along with her partner's brother loves to make just dumb statements about things in life and is a very argumentative person and i everybody else is like lets it go but i'm like you're talking out the side of your neck and just loud and wrong and so i fight back and so our clash we do not get along yep we clash we are not two people that should ever be in the same room together yeah because i will fight meanwhile his girlfriend is just sitting there can't stand it can't stand it no i don't have

self-control how are you just letting him pop off out the mouth like this no it's so deeply unattractive yeah and some people like that not me not me not me somebody's wrong i'm gonna let everybody know they're wrong no it's like a compulsion like i i have i have a hard time not saying that yeah so at the end of the day i think we have we also have a sam problem yeah good luck again let us know how this goes please all right we're gonna take a break and we get back we'll get into the update This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows.

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arm up the dog stars directed by ridley scott in theaters friday get tickets now we are back and it is time for the update this is what it sounds give us an update you can call same number same email all the same stuff we even have a section on the form to fill out if you want to uh submit for an update hi ladies i'm writing in with an update on my original write-in from the episode jumping back in the sack about getting back into having sex again loved the episode title by the way i love when people are like oh my god i was the my call was the title of the episode to clarify a few things yes melissa was correct in my wanting to tell someone being only due to physical comfortability full physical dot dot dot comfortability

i was scared it got too tiny and a dick would break it why are we calling it it i think that's the first step is we need to we need to not call it it oh yeah i also had no intention of saying it on a date ahead of time because that's a little weird, but I wanted to bring it up, quote unquote, in bed, clothes already off, like Melissa said. And I wasn't looking for a certain response, but I was slash am scared that someone would choose to opt out of having sex because I'm inexperienced. You're right. I'm mostly just nervous. Actually, my update is relevant to my write-in, but more specifically to something Megan said that made a click in my brain about if I don't have my sea legs for sleeping with men or women, I've leveled

the playing field. That literally hadn't even ever occurred to me. All to say I abandoned men entirely and I started dating the ladies and I slept with a very hot girl this weekend and it was incredible. I didn't even mention that I hadn't done it before and it was so fine. So I had no reason to worry, I guess. Thank you, Megan and Melissa, for your incredibly wise words. You seriously turned on a light bulb in my head and got me to pound towns. I appreciate you. Yeah. Congratulations. Did I use the term sea legs or did you use the term sea legs, right? I wouldn't have said sea legs. I think you did. I could have said that. But I'm like, damn, what a great way to put it. Either you phrased it incredibly or like you you found the perfect words to describe what I said. You know, like, wow. I love to hear that.

i love when we can give like on-time advice that helps you get through your situation and you're like fuck me i love giving i love like light bulb advice yeah and like sure are we always the straight girls who ever anytime someone tells us they're interested in both men and women we go what about women what about because at any most of the time people are calling it i date men and women and i'm having a problem with men and we go not to be ignorant maybe we maybe we pivot maybe we pivot if that's if that's already in our repertoire of our wheelhouse um and for the and it feels like this is one of the first times it's been like you know that that actually never occurred to me that i could just pivot so so happy also yeah also you weren't even nervous about being

with the woman no but you were nervous about the men yeah and what's the issue men what's the problem here not you not your vaheen not your kitty cat not not not the size of the hole not the motion of the ocean not the size of the ship the issue men yeah that's the issue not even the men's physicality men's emotional response they are too emotional oh my god i'm so happy for you congratulations to you and your genitalia oh i'm glad you got to go to pound town love that for you all right that's the end of our episode thank you so much for for being here with us thank you thank you for being here thank you for being here today join us tomorrow for fisting friday monday we've got a but am i wrong tuesday see you next tuesday wednesday we've got a little

break and then we'll be back here for don't blame me don't forget to write in colin if you need advice or you've got an update or we haven't done one in this episode but don't blame them if you of your own personal advice if you also happen to know a 60 year old who gave birth yeah and not in grace anatomy or house like in real life that's it all right bye this is a sister sign production hosted by me megan ranks and me melissa d montz plus diamond imprint productions. Post-production by Coco Lorenz. Production assistance by Melanie D. Watson. And music by Ryan Hunter and Giacomo Picasso.