Don't Blame Me! - FF: Are We Going on Tour?

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

Meghan's got her hands dirty (literally!) this week, diving into the joys and challenges of gardening outside while Melisa has been doing hydro gardening inside. Meanwhile, Melisa is officially FREE...! Freshly finished with her classes, she's promising Meghan (and you!) that those half-watched shows are finally going to get some love. But first, there's a crucial viewing assignment: Michelle Buteau's "Survival of the Thickest" has jumped to the top of the queue! Later in the episode, Meghan brings up a burning question about the hilarious Ego Nwodim on Saturday Night Live. This sparks a passionate discussion as Melisa reveals her dream SNL duo, wishing Ego and Heidi Gardner would just take the reins already! Finally, Melisa wraps things up with a heartfelt thank you to all the listeners and throws out an exciting idea, wondering if Meghan and all of you amazing people will be on board. Tune in to find out what it is! Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - butamiwrongpod@gmail.com DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 who is ready to fist on a friday me me me oh you sound um a little more than ready you sound primed you sound excited you sound i'm starting nasty i'm so excited to forge our way into this friday you know what i love is foraging is foraging the active tense of forage yes i guess i always think of like foraging for like nuts and berries well that's what we're leading our path forward it just happens to not include nuts and berries well it does include nuts and some might call those berries exactly which they are wow we're really good at coming right back to it we so are megan because we can make everything dirty dirty nasty filthy slutty little episodes if you ain't dirty then you ain't here at the party what song is this dirty by christina
Starting point is 00:01:11 oh oh oh i know the outfit i know the hair it's pretty unforgettable i don't know if i know like if you ask me to sing the song oh yeah yeah just like that maybe that's why i just know the lyrics well that was the beginning of groveling is that no it's method man or is it red man at the beginning i don't know did i ever tell you my favorite fun fact that i found out about dj mustard mustard that his name is gray poupon his first name is dijon and i have to say that that is like quite literally one of the best names i've ever like to be like yeah my pseudonym is gonna be dj mustard because my name is dijon i'm gonna as someone who loves a good name and someone who really thinks hard into those things
Starting point is 00:02:01 i'm just like i loved it i thought it was so good my son red man to correct myself they don't get along anymore they don't red man and bethany i thought you meant chrysancula nope they used to be besties and now they just work together according to red man he said i'm not really in the rap industry anymore i just show up to concerts and then i go home to my family and i said great i really respect someone who's like there to do their job and then get the fuck home they're like you know i'm not i'm not trying to do too much i'm just trying to get a paycheck yeah and like do what i gotta do so lovely um can't what are you giggling about i'm giggling about the fact that like can we talk about
Starting point is 00:02:52 how in the last episode that uh went up when we're recording this but the another episode no of what what i just put the votes up for how we had someone debate about calling the police about like you should save that for c next tuesday but i okay i like okay you're right you're right you're right right i can't unless i can't stop talking about it i am the neighborhood nancy drew i saw your scavenger hunt you should have brought your metal detector you probably could find way more things did i need to find it because i'm just saying there might be there might be way more things but we're saving this okay you're right sorry sorry i'm just it's taken up like literally almost all of my brain well i just have to what else did you do what else did i do um
Starting point is 00:03:51 monster's on a golf trip this weekend uh-huh was i was that over the yeah he got back monday night like late monday night um and i you know i was on my own fending for myself which no one needs to feel too bad for me because as long as there's not like a mouse that appears in our home that i have to deal with while he's gone i'm fine like i like and i i love the mantapises i don't i'm not great with object permanence so to me it's like he never left it's not bad um but i was like having to make dinner for myself and stuff and i harvested from our garden i saw your video melissa it's the only thing yeah you know i was gonna make a snarky remark as i do on your tiktok that one was i was like i know that feeling like when i during
Starting point is 00:04:47 the pandemic where i was gardening i was doing so i was growing tomatoes and i also did potatoes too oh you did potatoes didn't come out great so and i know that feeling so i didn't want to but i realized later because they just kind of keep growing i did find some later because you gotta dig them out i did find them they're little baby potatoes but they're cute um but then i was like i don't eat these anymore i don't know if they're good or not because yeah why yeah i haven't been yeah you don't know a cat like neighborhood cat could have been peeing in those yeah yeah it's just like i will say that like you know of course to like skirt any blame for this it is the fires really fucked everything up like yeah i mentioned this when the fires were
Starting point is 00:05:40 happening you were like no it'll be fine no it killed this and i did and that's exactly i was gonna say i was gonna say yeah those ashes really get to that figure stuff but i didn't want to do because then also people that don't know who i am would take that way too holy shit like by the way we can joke about this and also like that's what it was like everything was suffocated by the like we had to change we had to like all of our porch plants we had to get new ones like it like it killed a lot of a lot of shit yeah so we're gonna work on that this week i literally i was over at our neighbor's house yesterday and they because their stuff is just like looking really good and they were like oh my god you think this looks good come look in the back and then i went and
Starting point is 00:06:22 look in the back and it looked even better and i was like you guys i literally told you that my is suffering and like you're just showing me how great yours looks but they were giving me a lot of tips and so i think we're gonna redo our like drip line and like all of that stuff uh do they have enough to share share what there's they're well when we take out grass installed melissa they have a fucking peach tree that's like growing and i was like and i'm there often and i was like where the fuck did this come from and they were like it literally like it grew so quickly because i was like i had no i thought and there was another tree that i said did you transport a like i wouldn't call it a mature tree but like well it's like a tree it's becoming a tree and
Starting point is 00:07:02 they're like no do you remember like that like literally like that barren stick that was just here and i was like that that was a tree this whole time it was crazy but they like really have been on top of it so they gave me all these tips and i took a bunch of pictures and i'm gonna see them later today and like get even more tips and then mons is gonna text them we can figure this out because they have like a whole fucking system like they have like a drip line and then they have like things that separate they go into different pots and like circle different things and i was like oh yeah so we really we really need that um because ours yeah it's not crushing it i as you know i really want to get into this outside but a little too late but
Starting point is 00:07:44 i watched numerous videos on youtube that was showing all the drip lines and stuff and then there's this person in englewood that has just like their whole front yard is a garden with the wood chips and they offer like you can just come in and get stuff like it's not they have the um crate things like you have yeah yeah is it the one who's the the ground is wood chips though oh there's another one okay who's in like central la who's got wood chips and like metal ones oh different oh yeah send me this person so this person is like the they like call themselves the neighborhood farmer and you can just come get stuff and one time i was going to the post office that's over there and i like missed my turn and so i circled around it's like oh that's where that
Starting point is 00:08:35 thing is shut up and it looks beautiful oh i bet but he'll also like if you come by he'll give you tips and stuff so maybe go talk to him as well no that's a really that's a really good call i it the the layout of things because we have a drip line but we just need to like have more and spread it out and do all this kind of stuff i'm like determined to make it like because they have timers so they like don't even like their hose is always attached to it and it like goes on when it needs to on the days that like we that you know we have our water ordinance the days that they can for the timelines that it can and it just like looks phenomenal and i was like we need that because like here i am unscrewing the hose and like putting it in different parts of
Starting point is 00:09:17 the drip line and like all of that and like one time i like hooked it all up and i set a timer and then i went outside and i was like i forgot to turn it on i was like fucking hell so i think that would just help and you know what we i want to we're gonna start also working on like the cut flower garden that we want to do on the back side but i'm like in the in the time of doomsday in the era of recession core like first of all i need an oasis and secondly i also would love if i could eat some of the things in that oasis yes or at least like cut the flowers and like put them out and like not have to you know go without the flowers because none of them we're not getting them locally from trader joe's but i also did a little bit of like the chaos gardening of like a
Starting point is 00:09:59 wildflower like a california native wildflower mix or just like sprayed everywhere i mean sprinkled everywhere so like we'll see if that sticks yeah yeah i wanted to do that on the side part where you should still be fine doing that now yeah yeah yeah um so i was gonna do go get some a packet of that stuff and do it over there where that tree was and they cut it down you know what another thing you could do that and i mean you could there's a lot of things you could still technically do because they say like to start to like the last time to do it was like the last week of march but and we're not like that far past it but what i'm doing too is i'm working on if the stuff that we plant that it doesn't stick in the beds and like it's just too late in the year and
Starting point is 00:10:41 like i'm gonna make sure it's not like a total waste because i'm also doing i found more terracotta pots just around the property and i'm gonna do a bunch of um herbs in there and just like because you can even do that fucking inside i do do it inside i've got herbs in here i need parsley because like i hate buying parsley because like it's a garnish get it tomorrow oh because like it's a garnish but like you also need it and things but like i love parsley on stuff me too but i i don't stick it in um that and uh green onions and chives i just have it in little mason jars yeah our chives died they grow so fast so and even with the green onions i had um are you just keeping them in water and not soil yep we're just oh it just continuously grows never ending
Starting point is 00:11:32 supply the only time that i buy more is when i go out of town not parsley just chives and parsley too yeah it just grows okay what do they call it like hydro something gardening something yeah okay maybe i'll do that too yeah grow herbs in water i'll write that down i just have my little mason jars i put water in it and it grows and grows and grows and never stops that's smart grow herb in water great news the federal ev rebate is back eligible customers get up to five thousand dollars with the federal EVAP rebate on select 2027 Volt and 2026 Equinox EV models. Visit your local Chevrolet dealer today for more details. How was your, oh, are you talking about the thing you did this
Starting point is 00:12:26 weekend? Okay. How was it? It was good. It was just long. Very, very virtual, right? Yes. Very, very oh they talk slow long okay did they give you a break for lunch yeah we got a break for lunch and the lunch happened to be 20 minutes but everything else was an hour but like very great class very informative lots of good information it does not need to be over one weekend yeah well it was two days right two whole days two and a half oh that's even longer than i thought yeah so it was like half a day on friday and then all day saturday and sunday well you know if it's anything like the rest of the stuff next year you'll be running it well you know kendall wanted me to run it anyway
Starting point is 00:13:19 and hey i love that she thinks about you like that because she should she should she's not wrong yeah so i did that and then yesterday i went to allison's book event for save the date it's really good she's very funny everyone should buy it i directed the audiobook so where was it it was um at pages in manhattan beach oh okay the book event was very fun and like i said the book is the book is also fun there may be a character that seems other than the main character that seems very familiar to you listening i wonder i wonder who it could be the words on the page they may sound like they would fall out of someone's mouth those lips damn lips smacking
Starting point is 00:14:19 just want to remind you i do just want to remind you that you did tell me after this weekend you would take watching either finishing the residence or watching paradise seriously i just want to remind you don't worry i plan on finishing the resident resident tonight residents tonight it's so hard for you to remember which one it is i know the residents tonight the first episode where we were talking about it you kept saying resident and i kept residents and i was like i don't know which one is right so then i had to google um but yes but then i'm gonna watch survival of the thickest and then i'll get to the resident or to uh paradise okay here's the thing paradise has already been renewed yeah and it's only got one season yeah like survival of the thickest
Starting point is 00:15:07 it like the first season came out right when the writer's strike happened and so like she didn't know she yes and she didn't know if she was going to get renewed because she couldn't talk about it it was like the week of the strike i thought it came out in like 2022 no oh wow it's been on my list to watch too yeah um so she wasn't able to talk about it so i just want to watch it to make sure that it gets renewed again yeah because netflix loves to cancel something they're they're quite literally addicted to having one season of a show and then never hearing from it again yeah yeah yeah it was surprising like shocking to a lot of people that it got renewed as soon as it did after the first season because people liked it yeah it's a great show she's yeah i love michelle
Starting point is 00:15:55 boutreau i've loved her since what was the first thing i even saw her in but after that i was just like who was this woman i'm addicted to her i've watched all her stand-up specials now at this point i've watched pretty much a ton of her movies a lot every tv show she's been i've watched it i'm a fan big fan big fan she's a guest on not too deep too like oh before she like really hit big time yeah so i'll be watching survival of the fittest thickest survival of the thickest and then k darwinism i know and then after i will get into paradise i feel like i've i'll be able to finish survival of the because it's a half hour comedy so i'll be able to finish it relatively fast perfect yeah so you still have one episode of the residents left you like don't have the
Starting point is 00:16:48 reveal yet i don't think i don't know what what do you do i don't the who were they maybe no no yeah so um i'm the the couple has been revealed yes yes i it's a great it's a really good episode it's like great payoff it has to don't talk about it anymore that's it but um yeah i'm gonna i've didn't wake up as early today because i was out pretty late last night so i got up at like six maybe um and so i'm trying to finish up my work relatively fast and then i've already reviewed don't blame me for tomorrow i've started editing unhinged immoral so when we're done i'm gonna complete that get my work it out in because this is my lighter day for working out and then by lighter day 20 minutes row there's no running today 20 minutes row 30 minutes abs and um then
Starting point is 00:17:52 i stretch for 30 minutes and then foam roll for 30 minutes and i'm gonna take a nice epsom soft bath because i am hurting and then your your your easy day sounds really painful yeah like when i laugh right now my abs hurt oh um yeah and then do you ever like when your your abs are so sore and you laugh and then you inadvertently it like hurts so you inadvertently start clenching your butthole because i wouldn't go that far my butthole is i wouldn't say open or taut it's just a resting position okay no when my abs hurt so bad like it's suddenly like i feel like i have to clench my butthole to like maintain upright like to like stay seated yeah oof so nice epsom top bath and then i'll watch the resident perfect i'm i'm i'm thrilled for that somebody
Starting point is 00:18:41 who has like just been consuming a lot of television i'm really ready for us to talk about it deeply deeply speaking of tv not that you needed to see this on tv because i saw on tiktok did you see the snl break oh yeah i i love ego so much already she is perfect echo she could be odd for the rest of her life and i'd be like yes by the way i do i do think the older she gets she's gonna get even fun she's already so funny but like she's gonna be even especially because like she loves playing old like old care like she she loves that vibe god i was dying and colin jose just like absolutely panicking that they if anyone didn't see in the you can't swear on us now it's like it's live tv swear but you can't say certain words like you could say damn
Starting point is 00:19:36 but you but dams aren't considered a swear right so that's right yeah so depending on like the fcc like you can say bitch but it depends on the connotation of saying yes so um and like i think like everybody kind of like knows that that like that's why there's like snl is about innuendos it's about like a lot of implying because like it's what you can air on tv this is why i was so excited when i went to the uk and i saw dating naked and i was like or naked attraction and i was like we're seeing full bush balls and taint like on tv because they're like we'll pass it i do agree with most people who say that like past 8 p.m or people say 10 p.m i think you could do past 8 p.m um that you should be able to swear on television like i think that should be fine yeah like on
Starting point is 00:20:22 prime time um but you can't and so well snl isn't the thing is is prime time for us that is not prime time in new york yeah but but they but the whole thing with snl they were called not when they initially started they were called the like not quite ready for prime time it was they had it i forgot what the exact name is but that was their name but you can't you know say certain things and so prime time players you'll notice it's not doesn't happen in the sketches it like you know no one like and like a celebrity doesn't like if there's like a it's not like on a late night show where like someone swears and they're like oh sorry and they like bleep it they don't do like it's getting cut fully from this and um so uh when she passed the audience the microphone of
Starting point is 00:21:16 being like because men ain't and they just there was no plan for them to call and respond she like no didn't think they were ever going to the whole point was like she had done it a couple times before and people weren't responding and that was the point is like she's like bad yes bad stand up and they're not supposed to actually be responding to her and then they just say she goes because man ain't and then they just go shit and it was quick and like she didn't flinch she did not flinch it looked like she was on like like you can tell she actually does stand up because she was like the fcc lauren michaels y'all gonna get us in trouble and you're gonna get fined freaking out colin just has folded in half colin just has like fully crumbled he's like gasping michael
Starting point is 00:22:03 chay's laughing and then laughing just harder at colin losing his fucking mind and i just like love it because i think a lot of people don't like you i will give credit to colin jost even though he he irritates me he's good at his job he irritates me but like i do kind of think if that's part of the job at this point yeah and i feel the same way about michael chay like and there's certain things that they do that i think are like really funny together but a lot of the time they do annoy me but also because the news annoys me so i like the news and it's and we can update i feel like used to be the thing where that it was like the main thing i wanted to turn tune into like i loved i first loved it when norm mcdonnell was doing it and then tina and uh amy
Starting point is 00:22:52 were doing it and tina and seth like i loved iterations i do not love their iteration of it i i like their early years a lot more than i like current but i also i'm like i also i also hate the news currently so it's kind of i'm like you know it it is what it is what it is um i do think that like the when they have segments and they have other people come on and like other cast i really love that and i love their repertoire with other other cast members on it um but it does feel like they kind of like save all of their like really good banter for their like end of the year is it their holiday episode their end of the year episode where they write each other's jokes yeah which i i look forward to i listen that every year so a lot of people
Starting point is 00:23:36 don't realize that like especially when they have other people on that like it's all scripted like even the parts where like colin's like saying to like sarah um what's sarah's sarah sherman being like oh my god sarah you can't say or whatever and everyone's like oh my god i can't believe she improv that it's all it's all scripted and like i'll give colin kudos colin is incredible at improv like sorry not incredible improv he's incredible at making something look so natural that you think it's improvised he's so good at doing something that is so rehearsed over and over and over again and delivering it like it is brand new sentence never said it before and that's like low-key like one of the hardest things to do skill because he he has his look in his eyes
Starting point is 00:24:19 where he looks lost a little bit and he's like trying to figure things out but all this is scripted and planned and that's acting and like i wouldn't say like besides like i would say like from my iteration of like my eras of watching snl i would say like amy poehler is one of like the strongest actors yes on weekend update but like in general that's not something that's really demanded of them so like i was impressed so then to finally see him actually break and be like holy shit and see that reaction i was like oh my god i love it because like we see him fake that all the time he does a great job of it but like actually seeing that and seeing him be like oh my god you can't say like was just so funny to me and i i loved it i would say that
Starting point is 00:25:05 like the this episode was not my favorite the concept they did one with jack black which was funny but um it was uh the game show one that keenan wasn't in and the concept was funny i hope they bring it back but it was like chloe feinman the uh scientologist uh she was like going on like a blind date like game show with three different guys and the host of it was like like she's like oh this guy sounds nice he goes i have i like sorry to break for i have to tell you he's he's dressed like indiana jones and then like jack black the whole thing is like i don't know who indiana jones is but then at one point one of the other contestants like so is he from indiana he goes no he's called nana jones because whatever and then he goes oh shit like admitting he knows
Starting point is 00:25:49 who indiana jones is and i was like oh that was really funny and jack black is like he hasn't been on in like decades and i thought he was he did a good job um but you know it wasn't my favorite episode i haven't watched a full episode since november the first week in november yeah nope it would have been the last week in october actually i did watch after that episode after yeah yep yep yep um but i i want ego and heidi to be in more things together because they are best friends i know and i think that they will be the next amy and tina and we need it i need them in two million movies together i was i was looking them being like this is octavia spencer and melissa mccartney like i need them in heist
Starting point is 00:26:48 movies together i need them to play spies in a movie together like i need it i need it so badly and like you can tell that they are actually like best friends because they're also like so casual with it and i'm i'm just like i think they're so funny and i love them together and i i'd kill for that i think they need to be there for a long time yeah i do too but i i i'm because they are well i haven't seen heidi in anything except for like commercials but like ego does do other things like she's in that yeah steph curry tv show yeah playing his agent but like i want to see i want to see more yeah it's on uh peacock maybe that's what i watch next um but they are great together and i want i want more i want some more i want them to have their own something
Starting point is 00:27:49 i i i support that i support that i also would like to say that i want uh marcelo hernandez to stay on snl and do other things in addition to that but i i can't have him leave because he to me is like a bright spot of some of the sketches on there when because avia also watches religiously and like she's like this was a heavy marcello day and i'm like my baby boy because like too young for me to be attracted to him yeah he also looks like a kid baby boy that's my baby boy he is so he's so funny there they did another weekend update with um jane wickline jane wickline but they did their um i do like their their couple the couple sketch they did another one i watched it yeah oh i was dying it was so funny so i have to say like i'm i'm just like really glad esma like
Starting point is 00:28:51 is still on like it's not going anywhere and i'm like a lot of people are like oh my god they should have ended the goal whatever i'm like no i love when people keep like also you can't say that like a sketch show has gotten stale because every week it is different like you it's you can't ever really technically be past your prime because if you're counting prime is like you're remembering your favorite episodes from different seasons you're remembering the entire fucking season like back to back and like it's just like to count like look forward to like it's light-hearted also people have always been saying that yes first came very first came on they were like why is this awful show come still on 10 years later they were saying that 20 years later they
Starting point is 00:29:30 were saying that 30 years later 40 years 50 years like it doesn't matter people are always going to be mad about it but it's funny as a whole and it brings people joy yes and especially in times of um political turmoil i will say some sometimes i'm like we i had to turn off one of them the fucking tariff one i was like lots i i can't because like they're just they're just reciting what happened which is objectively funny but like unfortunately it is also our reality reality it's it's hard to parody this because the worst you can do is the best that washington is doing no like legitimately it's just so fucking crazy i placed my last uh and who knows if it'll even go through if or i'll have to pay money on it and then i'll just be like i don't want it anymore
Starting point is 00:30:18 never mind um still placing bets online and win shit no that's you know that's domestic oh what are you talking about oh no uh korean skincare and makeup oh yeah i wanted to buy a new camera that sold out everywhere turns out i thought i did i re-upped my um i thought i had my apple care on auto pay nope not on my phone nor on my computer and i did change my phone uh screen because it was cracked and then as i was taking the case off to do that i noticed my entire back screen is completely shattered i asked you that and you told me no that's just the cover no no that was the back of my phone that's what i was talking about no no this was shattered but then this no i was talking about that too it wasn't then because i did oh i it it happened i don't
Starting point is 00:31:10 know when it looked like in the last week hey you know what it's it's chestnut checkers baby yep yep yep yep yep yep i want to say i'm very excited that people have been tuning in listening i want to thank our apple angel even though you haven't revealed yourself but thank you so much thank you to everyone that's like recommending and thank you for new people that are tuning in i said the last time that we had this discussion like three weeks ago it hasn't been that long four months ago a month yeah um i said like we need to get our numbers up 40 we've we've uh increased it by 25 now as of right now wow and if we continue with this then we will be at our goal by the end of the month oh my god we'll actually thanks to the street team
Starting point is 00:32:05 yeah thank you everyone i also want what do you think our top five regions are do you mean the united states the world so like states or areas you're gonna have to explain i know that sounds weird so do you mean like california the uk and yes in that way is our first one domestic right yeah they're all domestic actually oh so why did i have to because they are listed later but i said five there's not five um texas that's number two it's a big state that's why i guessed it california number one florida yes number four okay what's number three not new york yes new york is number three oh my god we're the coastal elites baby well except for florida and then hey charity is a coastal elite she's my she's elite to me and one more which is very
Starting point is 00:33:11 random by the way i think it's hilarious that florida doesn't consider himself coastal elite because like boca those bitches that is coastal elite yeah okay one more why is my mind going michigan um you're close oh do you mean geographically because most i don't oh what's the close to michigan yeah ohio but vibe wise also no not ohio pennsylvania pennsylvania is in the top 10 but it's not well vibe wise i would say philly and michigan vibes what's giving michigan vibes are we talking like lake vibes are we talking midwest
Starting point is 00:33:59 not ohio wisconsin minnesota if anybody is like megan these are not geographically close no i had alternative learning okay yeah i'm doing my best delaware no virginia's in the top 10 but not oh shout out virginia um the fuck is near kentucky ohio michigan maine maine is no it's not near no it starts with an m though um illinois yes chicago baby yep so we love chicago that's our top five regions and then cities in this united states yeah well nope cities oh not cities amongst those places but
Starting point is 00:34:58 cities total cities total okay los angeles number two wait that's actually crazy like hey everyone we like we're in you you're in us um new york number three uh-huh melbourne not top 10 okay london not top 10 philly detroit houston houston is in the top 10 is there another texas one yes austin austin is not in the san antonio no you're missing dallas dallas is in the top 10 but it's not top five the first one where we are the biggest absolute shocker wait really yes is it a city that i could not in the united states and not somewhere that anybody on our live stream is from oh so not sweden we're not talking sweden we're not talking ireland we're not talking new zealand it was a complete shocker milan i don't
Starting point is 00:35:58 know what is it singapore shout out singapore right by the way singapore airlines if anybody has the pleasure of taking a flight on singapore you don't have to go to singapore to go to singapore airlines it is the best airline i've ever been on i haven't wow i did it as a kid to go to um the netherlands to visit family so singapore's number one los angeles two three new york for chicago love five charlotte north carolina okay wow and then we're wrapping out six is atlanta seven dallas eight houston nine brooklyn ten denver denver oh shout out denver so hypothetically we should move to the south if we nope that's not even where i'm going hypothetically if we were to do a little tour would people be interested in coming
Starting point is 00:36:55 you don't you don't have to twist my arm to go to atlanta or chicago like me either here's the thing you do have to twist my arm a little to get me to go to texas specifically you're gonna actually have to twist my arm a little bit harder to make me go to um houston or houston and dallas are both blue areas and they are it is just so hot it is hot atlanta is going to be just as hot as houston or dallas maybe i've been to houston and dallas more recently and i'm remembering that heat a little bit more than i'm remembering the atlanta heat in my mind atlanta has more shade no in atlanta they might be a little more shady but uh well granted i was in a convention
Starting point is 00:37:44 center and so it was a lot of industrial concrete in houston yeah houston is that where i was last i think so so singapore might be a little harder but like we did a local one here in la i know two people that would come uh-huh who else oh i know two people would come too and maybe a couple people would come down from your area from norcal was san francisco on there no no yeah no i mean i betrayed them i moved to la new york i don't know anybody lives in new york currently everybody's come here everybody's come here oh i still have some friends in new york oh yeah yeah chicago katherine lives there now and most and i famously love chicago yes yes yes yes i don't know anybody in charlotte but shout out charlotte yeah i don't know that i know anyone in charlotte
Starting point is 00:38:48 either and i just want to say way to be a way to be a blue dot and a blue dot like that is just like uh we are here for you if we were to do i feel like we should come either it needs to be like atlanta by itself or we combine atlanta dallas houston into one thing because they're not that far from each other i mean like dallas is a lot farther but like it's a couple hours on a slight do they drive okay because i was gonna say what's their because i know for us in california like we are very we know like we we will drive four hours one way to go do something are they like that there yeah okay i feel like if we go to atlanta we could actually either one because i was gonna say we could also like get on with mecca and jamila too and do something with
Starting point is 00:39:39 them either one because they're ones in atlanta ones in houston yeah no perfect so do that and then well the brooklyn new york and brooklyn that's the same thing so i actually think that should be combined into one so brooklyn new york y'all are actually would be number one if we combine yeah i am a little confused about how they're citing brooklyn differently yes um and then dc which oh we have we just tell we just tell erica just round up the planet erica get get them get them in line set it up social chair i have always wanted to go to dc you haven't been no i think i went like the greatest time to go no it's not unfortunately that's the issue the uh i think when i did yaku on the road i think we like had a stop there but i think we
Starting point is 00:40:31 might have flown out of there something i think i've been to the i don't know but like i've never i haven't like been been um but i don't think but i also had a friend who went to school there so now i'm like didn't i see her i don't know but i've never been to the white house and i've never seen cherry blossoms and those are things that i care about granted cherry blossoms here well the issue is i do need allergy medication because i'm i'm struggling with the pollen we have here you take me somewhere that has seasons and the spring is going to spring spring spring i i think i would sneeze my eyeballs out but i would i love all those i love those places i love those ideas me too so i just want to marinate that in people's heads maybe that's something we do
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Starting point is 00:42:31 and uh i do think it is crazy but i love that someone was honest to be bold enough to say i'm was gonna vote for him either way and now being like oh and he's not saying this but this is what he's saying it's going damn you know maybe i am more of a capitalist than i am a racist because now it's like well maybe i shouldn't have maybe you shouldn't for that and here and if that's what if that's what it takes for for next time for you not to do okay okay but good god it's been satisfying to watch these people who have campaigned for him be like what's going on
Starting point is 00:43:09 all my money what did you think was gonna fucking happen they didn't think that's the problem well that's why he loves them all right well that's the end of our episode thank you so much for listening we really really really really
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