Don't Blame Me! - FF: Are We Going on Tour?
Episode Date: April 11, 2025Meghan's got her hands dirty (literally!) this week, diving into the joys and challenges of gardening outside while Melisa has been doing hydro gardening inside. Meanwhile, Melisa is officially FREE...! Freshly finished with her classes, she's promising Meghan (and you!) that those half-watched shows are finally going to get some love. But first, there's a crucial viewing assignment: Michelle Buteau's "Survival of the Thickest" has jumped to the top of the queue! Later in the episode, Meghan brings up a burning question about the hilarious Ego Nwodim on Saturday Night Live. This sparks a passionate discussion as Melisa reveals her dream SNL duo, wishing Ego and Heidi Gardner would just take the reins already! Finally, Melisa wraps things up with a heartfelt thank you to all the listeners and throws out an exciting idea, wondering if Meghan and all of you amazing people will be on board. Tune in to find out what it is! Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - butamiwrongpod@gmail.com DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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who is ready to fist on a friday me me me oh you sound um a little more than ready you sound
primed you sound excited you sound i'm starting nasty i'm so excited to forge our way into this
friday you know what i love is foraging is foraging the active tense of forage yes i guess
i always think of like foraging for like nuts and berries well that's what we're leading our path
forward it just happens to not include nuts and berries well it does include nuts and some might
call those berries exactly which they are wow we're really good at coming right back to it we
so are megan because we can make everything dirty dirty nasty filthy slutty little episodes
if you ain't dirty then you ain't here at the party what song is this dirty by christina
oh oh oh i know the outfit i know the hair it's pretty unforgettable i don't know if i know like
if you ask me to sing the song oh yeah
yeah just like that maybe that's why i just know the lyrics well that was the beginning of
groveling is that no it's method man or is it red man at the beginning i don't know did i ever tell
you my favorite fun fact that i found out about dj mustard mustard that his name is gray poupon
his first name is dijon and i have to say that that is like quite literally one of the best
names i've ever like to be like yeah my pseudonym is gonna be dj mustard because my name is dijon
i'm gonna as someone who loves a good name and someone who really thinks hard into those things
i'm just like i loved it i thought it was so good my son red man to correct myself they don't get
along anymore they don't red man and bethany i thought you meant chrysancula nope they used to
be besties and now they just work together according to red man he said i'm not really
in the rap industry anymore i just show up to concerts and then i go home to my family and i
said great i really respect someone who's like there to do their job and then get the fuck home
they're like you know i'm not i'm not trying to do too much i'm just trying to
get a paycheck yeah and like do what i gotta do so lovely um can't
what are you giggling about i'm giggling about the fact that like can we talk about
how in the last episode that uh went up when we're recording this but the another episode no
of what what i just put the votes up for how we had someone debate about calling the police
about like you should save that for c next tuesday but i okay i like okay you're right you're right
you're right right i can't unless i can't stop talking about it i am the neighborhood nancy drew
i saw your scavenger hunt you should have brought your metal detector you probably could find way
more things did i need to find it because i'm just saying there might be there might be way
more things but we're saving this okay you're right sorry sorry i'm just it's taken up like
literally almost all of my brain well i just have to what else did you do what else did i do um
monster's on a golf trip this weekend uh-huh was i was that over the yeah he got back monday night
like late monday night um and i you know i was on my own fending for myself which
no one needs to feel too bad for me because as long as there's not like
a mouse that appears in our home that i have to deal with while he's gone i'm fine like i like
and i i love the mantapises i don't i'm not great with object permanence so to me it's like he never
left it's not bad um but i was like having to make dinner for myself and stuff and i harvested
from our garden i saw your video melissa it's the only thing yeah you know i was gonna make a
snarky remark as i do on your tiktok that one was i was like i know that feeling like when i during
the pandemic where i was gardening i was doing so i was growing tomatoes and i also did potatoes too
oh you did potatoes didn't come out great so and i know that feeling so i didn't want to
but i realized later because they just kind of keep growing i did find some later because you
gotta dig them out i did find them they're little baby potatoes but they're cute um but then i was
like i don't eat these anymore i don't know if they're good or not because yeah why yeah i haven't
been yeah you don't know a cat like neighborhood cat could have been peeing in those yeah yeah
it's just like i will say that like you know of course to like skirt any blame for this
it is the fires really fucked everything up like yeah i mentioned this when the fires were
happening you were like no it'll be fine no it killed this and i did and that's exactly i was
gonna say i was gonna say yeah those ashes really get to that figure stuff but i didn't want to do
because then also people that don't know who i am would take that way too holy shit like by the way
we can joke about this and also like that's what it was like everything was suffocated by the like
we had to change we had to like all of our porch plants we had to get new ones like it like it
killed a lot of a lot of shit yeah so we're gonna work on that this week i literally i was over at
our neighbor's house yesterday and they because their stuff is just like looking really good and
they were like oh my god you think this looks good come look in the back and then i went and
look in the back and it looked even better and i was like you guys i literally told you that my
is suffering and like you're just showing me how great yours looks but they were giving me a lot
of tips and so i think we're gonna redo our like drip line and like all of that stuff uh do they
have enough to share share what there's they're well when we take out grass installed melissa
they have a fucking peach tree that's like growing and i was like and i'm there often and i was like
where the fuck did this come from and they were like it literally like it grew so quickly because
i was like i had no i thought and there was another tree that i said did you transport a
like i wouldn't call it a mature tree but like well it's like a tree it's becoming a tree and
they're like no do you remember like that like literally like that barren stick that was just
here and i was like that that was a tree this whole time it was crazy but they like really
have been on top of it so they gave me all these tips and i took a bunch of pictures and i'm gonna
see them later today and like get even more tips and then mons is gonna text them we can
figure this out because they have like a whole fucking system like they have like a drip line
and then they have like things that separate they go into different pots and like circle different
things and i was like oh yeah so we really we really need that um because ours yeah it's not
crushing it i as you know i really want to get into this outside but a little too late but
i watched numerous videos on youtube that was showing all the drip lines and stuff and then
there's this person in englewood that has just like their whole front yard is a garden with the
wood chips and they offer like you can just come in and get stuff like it's not they have the um
crate things like you have yeah yeah is it the one who's the the ground is wood chips though
oh there's another one okay who's in like central la who's got wood chips and like metal ones
oh different oh yeah send me this person so this person is like the they like call themselves the
neighborhood farmer and you can just come get stuff and one time i was going to the post office
that's over there and i like missed my turn and so i circled around it's like oh that's where that
thing is shut up and it looks beautiful oh i bet but he'll also like if you come by he'll give you
tips and stuff so maybe go talk to him as well no that's a really that's a really good call i
it the the layout of things because we have a drip line but we just need to like
have more and spread it out and do all this kind of stuff i'm like determined to make it like
because they have timers so they like don't even like their hose is always attached to it and it
like goes on when it needs to on the days that like we that you know we have our water ordinance
the days that they can for the timelines that it can and it just like looks phenomenal and i was
like we need that because like here i am unscrewing the hose and like putting it in different parts of
the drip line and like all of that and like one time i like hooked it all up and i set a timer
and then i went outside and i was like i forgot to turn it on i was like fucking hell so i think
that would just help and you know what we i want to we're gonna start also working on like the cut
flower garden that we want to do on the back side but i'm like in the in the time of doomsday in the
era of recession core like first of all i need an oasis and secondly i also would love if i could
eat some of the things in that oasis yes or at least like cut the flowers and like put them out
and like not have to you know go without the flowers because none of them we're not getting
them locally from trader joe's but i also did a little bit of like the chaos gardening of like a
wildflower like a california native wildflower mix or just like sprayed everywhere i mean
sprinkled everywhere so like we'll see if that sticks yeah yeah i wanted to do that on the side
part where you should still be fine doing that now yeah yeah yeah um so i was gonna do go get
some a packet of that stuff and do it over there where that tree was and they cut it down you know
what another thing you could do that and i mean you could there's a lot of things you could still
technically do because they say like to start to like the last time to do it was like the last week
of march but and we're not like that far past it but what i'm doing too is i'm working on if the
stuff that we plant that it doesn't stick in the beds and like it's just too late in the year and
like i'm gonna make sure it's not like a total waste because i'm also doing i found more terracotta
pots just around the property and i'm gonna do a bunch of um herbs in there and just like because
you can even do that fucking inside i do do it inside i've got herbs in here i need parsley
because like i hate buying parsley because like it's a garnish get it tomorrow oh because like
it's a garnish but like you also need it and things but like i love parsley on stuff me too
but i i don't stick it in um that and uh green onions and chives i just have it in little mason
jars yeah our chives died they grow so fast so and even with the green onions i had um are you
just keeping them in water and not soil yep we're just oh it just continuously grows never ending
supply the only time that i buy more is when i go out of town not parsley just chives and
parsley too yeah it just grows okay what do they call it like hydro something gardening something
yeah okay maybe i'll do that too yeah grow herbs in water i'll write that down i just have my little
mason jars i put water in it and it grows and grows and grows and never stops that's smart
grow herb in water
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very oh they talk slow long okay did they give you a break for lunch yeah we got a break for lunch
and the lunch happened to be 20 minutes but everything else was an hour but like
very great class very informative lots of good information it does not need to be over one
weekend yeah well it was two days right two whole days two and a half oh that's even longer than i
thought yeah so it was like half a day on friday and then all day saturday and sunday
well you know if it's anything like the rest of the stuff next year you'll be running it
well you know kendall wanted me to run it anyway
and hey i love that she thinks about you like that because she should
she should she's not wrong yeah so i did that
and then yesterday i went to allison's book event for save the date it's really good she's very
funny everyone should buy it i directed the audiobook so where was it it was um at pages
in manhattan beach oh okay the book event was very fun and like i said the book is the book
is also fun there may be a character that seems other than the main character that seems very
familiar to you listening i wonder i wonder who it could be the words on the page
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just want to remind you i do just want to remind you that you did tell me after this weekend
you would take watching either finishing the residence or watching paradise seriously i just
want to remind you don't worry i plan on finishing the resident resident tonight residents tonight
it's so hard for you to remember which one it is i know the residents tonight the first episode
where we were talking about it you kept saying resident and i kept residents and i was like i
don't know which one is right so then i had to google um but yes but then i'm gonna watch survival
of the thickest and then i'll get to the resident or to uh paradise okay here's the thing paradise
has already been renewed yeah and it's only got one season yeah like survival of the thickest
it like the first season came out right when the writer's strike happened and so like she didn't
know she yes and she didn't know if she was going to get renewed because she couldn't talk about it
it was like the week of the strike i thought it came out in like 2022 no oh wow it's been on my
list to watch too yeah um so she wasn't able to talk about it so i just want to watch it to make
sure that it gets renewed again yeah because netflix loves to cancel something they're they're
quite literally addicted to having one season of a show and then never hearing from it again yeah
yeah yeah it was surprising like shocking to a lot of people that it got renewed as soon as it did
after the first season because people liked it yeah it's a great show she's yeah i love michelle
boutreau i've loved her since what was the first thing i even saw her in but after that i was just
like who was this woman i'm addicted to her i've watched all her stand-up specials now at this
point i've watched pretty much a ton of her movies a lot every tv show she's been i've watched it i'm
a fan big fan big fan she's a guest on not too deep too like oh before she like really hit big
time yeah so i'll be watching survival of the fittest thickest survival of the thickest and
then k darwinism i know and then after i will get into paradise i feel like i've i'll be able to
finish survival of the because it's a half hour comedy so i'll be able to finish it relatively
fast perfect yeah so you still have one episode of the residents left you like don't have the
reveal yet i don't think i don't know what what do you do i don't the who were they maybe no no
yeah so um i'm the the couple has been revealed yes yes i it's a great it's a really good
episode it's like great payoff it has to don't talk about it anymore that's it but um yeah i'm
gonna i've didn't wake up as early today because i was out pretty late last night so i got up at
like six maybe um and so i'm trying to finish up my work relatively fast and then i've already
reviewed don't blame me for tomorrow i've started editing unhinged immoral so when we're done i'm
gonna complete that get my work it out in because this is my lighter day for working out and then
by lighter day 20 minutes row there's no running today 20 minutes row 30 minutes abs and um then
i stretch for 30 minutes and then foam roll for 30 minutes and i'm gonna take a nice
epsom soft bath because i am hurting and then your your your easy day sounds really painful
yeah like when i laugh right now my abs hurt oh um yeah and then do you ever like when your
your abs are so sore and you laugh and then you inadvertently it like hurts so you inadvertently
start clenching your butthole because i wouldn't go that far my butthole is i wouldn't say open
or taut it's just a resting position okay no when my abs hurt so bad like it's suddenly like i feel
like i have to clench my butthole to like maintain upright like to like stay seated yeah oof so nice
epsom top bath and then i'll watch the resident perfect i'm i'm i'm thrilled for that somebody
who has like just been consuming a lot of television i'm really ready for us to talk
about it deeply deeply speaking of tv not that you needed to see this on tv because i saw on tiktok
did you see the snl break oh yeah i i love ego so much already she is perfect echo she could be
odd for the rest of her life and i'd be like yes by the way i do i do think the older she gets
she's gonna get even fun she's already so funny but like she's gonna be even especially because
like she loves playing old like old care like she she loves that vibe god i was dying and
colin jose just like absolutely panicking that they if anyone didn't see in the you can't swear
on us now it's like it's live tv swear but you can't say certain words like you could say damn
but you but dams aren't considered a swear right so that's right yeah so depending on like the
fcc like you can say bitch but it depends on the connotation of saying yes so um and like i think
like everybody kind of like knows that that like that's why there's like snl is about innuendos
it's about like a lot of implying because like it's what you can air on tv this is why i was
so excited when i went to the uk and i saw dating naked and i was like or naked attraction and i was
like we're seeing full bush balls and taint like on tv because they're like we'll pass it i do agree
with most people who say that like past 8 p.m or people say 10 p.m i think you could do past 8 p.m
um that you should be able to swear on television like i think that should be fine yeah like on
prime time um but you can't and so well snl isn't the thing is is prime time for us that is not
prime time in new york yeah but but they but the whole thing with snl they were called not when
they initially started they were called the like not quite ready for prime time it was they had it
i forgot what the exact name is but that was their name but you can't you know say certain things and
so prime time players you'll notice it's not doesn't happen in the sketches it like you know
no one like and like a celebrity doesn't like if there's like a it's not like on a late night show
where like someone swears and they're like oh sorry and they like bleep it they don't do like
it's getting cut fully from this and um so uh when she passed the audience the microphone of
being like because men ain't and they just there was no plan for them to call and respond she like
no didn't think they were ever going to the whole point was like she had done it a couple times
before and people weren't responding and that was the point is like she's like bad yes bad stand up
and they're not supposed to actually be responding to her and then they just say she goes because
man ain't and then they just go shit and it was quick and like she didn't flinch she did not flinch
it looked like she was on like like you can tell she actually does stand up because she was like
the fcc lauren michaels y'all gonna get us in trouble and you're gonna get fined freaking out
colin just has folded in half colin just has like fully crumbled he's like gasping michael
chay's laughing and then laughing just harder at colin losing his fucking mind and i just like
love it because i think a lot of people don't like you i will give credit to colin jost even
though he he irritates me he's good at his job he irritates me but like i do kind of think if
that's part of the job at this point yeah and i feel the same way about michael chay like and
there's certain things that they do that i think are like really funny together but a lot of the
time they do annoy me but also because the news annoys me so i like the news and it's and we can
update i feel like used to be the thing where that it was like the main thing i wanted to turn
tune into like i loved i first loved it when norm mcdonnell was doing it and then tina and uh amy
were doing it and tina and seth like i loved iterations i do not love their iteration of it
i i like their early years a lot more than i like current but i also i'm like i also i also hate
the news currently so it's kind of i'm like you know it it is what it is what it is um i do think
that like the when they have segments and they have other people come on and like other cast
i really love that and i love their repertoire with other other cast members on it um but it
does feel like they kind of like save all of their like really good banter for their
like end of the year is it their holiday episode their end of the year episode where they write
each other's jokes yeah which i i look forward to i listen that every year so a lot of people
don't realize that like especially when they have other people on that like it's all scripted like
even the parts where like colin's like saying to like sarah um what's sarah's sarah sherman
being like oh my god sarah you can't say or whatever and everyone's like oh my god i can't
believe she improv that it's all it's all scripted and like i'll give colin kudos colin is incredible
at improv like sorry not incredible improv he's incredible at making something look so natural
that you think it's improvised he's so good at doing something that is so rehearsed over and
over and over again and delivering it like it is brand new sentence never said it before and that's
like low-key like one of the hardest things to do skill because he he has his look in his eyes
where he looks lost a little bit and he's like trying to figure things out but all this is
scripted and planned and that's acting and like i wouldn't say like besides like i would say like
from my iteration of like my eras of watching snl i would say like amy poehler is one of like
the strongest actors yes on weekend update but like in general that's not something that's really
demanded of them so like i was impressed so then to finally see him actually break and be like
holy shit and see that reaction i was like oh my god i love it because like we see him
fake that all the time he does a great job of it but like actually seeing that and seeing him be
like oh my god you can't say like was just so funny to me and i i loved it i would say that
like the this episode was not my favorite the concept they did one with jack black which was
funny but um it was uh the game show one that keenan wasn't in and the concept was funny i hope
they bring it back but it was like chloe feinman the uh scientologist uh she was like going on like
a blind date like game show with three different guys and the host of it was like like she's like
oh this guy sounds nice he goes i have i like sorry to break for i have to tell you he's he's
dressed like indiana jones and then like jack black the whole thing is like i don't know who
indiana jones is but then at one point one of the other contestants like so is he from indiana he
goes no he's called nana jones because whatever and then he goes oh shit like admitting he knows
who indiana jones is and i was like oh that was really funny and jack black is like he hasn't
been on in like decades and i thought he was he did a good job um but you know it wasn't my favorite
episode i haven't watched a full episode since
november the first week in november yeah nope it would have been the last week in october actually
i did watch after that episode after yeah yep yep yep um but i i want ego and heidi
to be in more things together because they are best friends i know and i think that they will be
the next amy and tina and we need it i need them in two million movies together i was i was looking
them being like this is octavia spencer and melissa mccartney like i need them in heist
movies together i need them to play spies in a movie together like i need it i need it so badly
and like you can tell that they are actually like best friends because they're also like so casual
with it and i'm i'm just like i think they're so funny and i love them together and i i'd kill for
that i think they need to be there for a long time yeah i do too but i i i'm because they are
well i haven't seen heidi in anything except for like commercials but like ego does do other things
like she's in that yeah steph curry tv show yeah playing his agent but like i want to see i want
to see more yeah it's on uh peacock maybe that's what i watch next um but they are great together
and i want i want more i want some more i want them to have their own something
i i i support that i support that i also would like to say that i want uh marcelo hernandez to
stay on snl and do other things in addition to that but i i can't have him leave because he to
me is like a bright spot of some of the sketches on there when because avia also watches religiously
and like she's like this was a heavy marcello day and i'm like my baby boy because like
too young for me to be attracted to him yeah he also looks like a kid baby boy that's my baby boy
he is so he's so funny there they did another weekend update with um jane wickline jane wickline
but they did their um i do like their their couple the couple sketch they did another one i watched
it yeah oh i was dying it was so funny so i have to say like i'm i'm just like really glad esma like
is still on like it's not going anywhere and i'm like a lot of people are like oh my god they
should have ended the goal whatever i'm like no i love when people keep like also you can't say
that like a sketch show has gotten stale because every week it is different like you it's you can't
ever really technically be past your prime because if you're counting prime is like you're remembering
your favorite episodes from different seasons you're remembering the entire fucking season
like back to back and like it's just like to count like look forward to like it's light-hearted
also people have always been saying that yes first came very first came on they were like
why is this awful show come still on 10 years later they were saying that 20 years later they
were saying that 30 years later 40 years 50 years like it doesn't matter people are always going to
be mad about it but it's funny as a whole and it brings people joy yes and especially in times of
um political turmoil i will say some sometimes i'm like we i had to turn off one of them the
fucking tariff one i was like lots i i can't because like they're just they're just reciting
what happened which is objectively funny but like unfortunately it is also our reality reality
it's it's hard to parody this because the worst you can do is the best that washington is doing
no like legitimately it's just so fucking crazy i placed my last uh and who knows if it'll even
go through if or i'll have to pay money on it and then i'll just be like i don't want it anymore
never mind um still placing bets online and win shit no that's you know that's domestic
oh what are you talking about oh no uh korean skincare and makeup oh yeah i wanted to buy a
new camera that sold out everywhere turns out i thought i did i re-upped my um i thought i had my
apple care on auto pay nope not on my phone nor on my computer and i did change my phone uh screen
because it was cracked and then as i was taking the case off to do that i noticed my entire back
screen is completely shattered i asked you that and you told me no that's just the cover no no
that was the back of my phone that's what i was talking about no no this was shattered but then
this no i was talking about that too it wasn't then because i did oh i it it happened i don't
know when it looked like in the last week hey you know what it's it's chestnut checkers baby
yep yep yep yep yep yep i want to say i'm very excited that people have been tuning in
listening i want to thank our apple angel even though you haven't revealed yourself but thank
you so much thank you to everyone that's like recommending and thank you for new people that
are tuning in i said the last time that we had this discussion like three weeks ago it hasn't
been that long four months ago a month yeah um i said like we need to get our numbers up
40 we've we've uh increased it by 25 now as of right now wow and if we continue with this then
we will be at our goal by the end of the month oh my god we'll actually thanks to the street team
yeah thank you everyone i also want what do you think our top five regions are do you mean
the united states the world so like states or areas you're gonna have to explain i know that
sounds weird so do you mean like california the uk and yes in that way is our first one domestic
right yeah they're all domestic actually oh so why did i have to because they are listed later
but i said five there's not five um texas that's number two it's a big state that's why i guessed
it california number one florida yes number four okay what's number three not new york
yes new york is number three oh my god we're the coastal elites baby well except for florida
and then hey charity is a coastal elite she's my she's elite to me and one more which is very
random by the way i think it's hilarious that florida doesn't consider himself coastal elite
because like boca those bitches that is coastal elite yeah okay one more
why is my mind going michigan um you're close oh do you mean geographically because most i don't
oh what's the close to michigan yeah ohio but vibe wise also no not ohio
pennsylvania pennsylvania is in the top 10 but it's not well vibe wise i would say philly and
michigan vibes what's giving michigan vibes
are we talking like lake vibes are we talking
midwest
not ohio wisconsin
minnesota
if anybody is like megan these are not geographically close
no i had alternative learning okay yeah i'm doing my best delaware no
virginia's in the top 10 but not oh shout out virginia um the fuck is near kentucky ohio
michigan maine maine is no it's not near no it starts with an m though um
illinois yes chicago baby yep so we love chicago that's our top five regions and then
cities in this united states yeah well nope cities oh not cities amongst those places but
cities total cities total okay los angeles number two wait that's actually crazy like
hey everyone we like we're in you you're in us um new york number three uh-huh
melbourne not top 10 okay london not top 10 philly detroit houston houston is in the top 10
is there another texas one yes austin austin is not in the san antonio no you're missing
dallas dallas is in the top 10 but it's not top five the first one where we are the biggest
absolute shocker wait really yes is it a city that i could not in the united states and not
somewhere that anybody on our live stream is from oh so not sweden we're not talking sweden
we're not talking ireland we're not talking new zealand it was a complete shocker milan i don't
know what is it singapore shout out singapore right by the way singapore airlines if anybody
has the pleasure of taking a flight on singapore you don't have to go to singapore to go to
singapore airlines it is the best airline i've ever been on i haven't wow i did it as a kid to
go to um the netherlands to visit family so singapore's number one los angeles two three
new york for chicago love five charlotte north carolina okay wow and then we're wrapping out
six is atlanta seven dallas eight houston nine brooklyn ten denver denver oh shout out denver
so hypothetically we should move to the south if we nope that's not even where i'm going
hypothetically if we were to do a little tour would people be interested in coming
you don't you don't have to twist my arm to go to atlanta or chicago like me either
here's the thing you do have to twist my arm a little to get me to go to texas
specifically you're gonna actually have to twist my arm a little bit harder to make me go to um
houston or houston and dallas are both blue areas and they are it is just so
hot it is hot atlanta is going to be just as hot as houston or dallas
maybe i've been to houston and dallas more recently and i'm remembering that heat a
little bit more than i'm remembering the atlanta heat in my mind atlanta has more shade
no in atlanta they might be a little more shady but uh well granted i was in a convention
center and so it was a lot of industrial concrete in houston yeah houston is that where i was last
i think so so singapore might be a little harder but like we did a local one here in la i know
two people that would come uh-huh who else oh i know two people would come too and maybe a couple
people would come down from your area from norcal was san francisco on there no no yeah no i mean
i betrayed them i moved to la new york i don't know anybody lives in new york currently everybody's
come here everybody's come here oh i still have some friends in new york oh yeah yeah
chicago katherine lives there now and most and i famously love chicago yes yes yes yes i don't
know anybody in charlotte but shout out charlotte yeah i don't know that i know anyone in charlotte
either and i just want to say way to be a way to be a blue dot and a blue dot like that is just
like uh we are here for you if we were to do i feel like we should come either it needs to be
like atlanta by itself or we combine atlanta dallas houston into one thing because they're
not that far from each other i mean like dallas is a lot farther but like it's a couple hours on a
slight do they drive okay because i was gonna say what's their because i know for us in california
like we are very we know like we we will drive four hours one way to go do something
are they like that there yeah okay i feel like if we go to atlanta we could actually either one
because i was gonna say we could also like get on with mecca and jamila too and do something with
them either one because they're ones in atlanta ones in houston yeah no perfect so do that and
then well the brooklyn new york and brooklyn that's the same thing so i actually think that
should be combined into one so brooklyn new york y'all are actually would be number one if we
combine yeah i am a little confused about how they're citing brooklyn differently yes um and
then dc which oh we have we just tell we just tell erica just round up the planet erica get
get them get them in line set it up social chair i have always wanted to go to dc you haven't been
no i think i went like the greatest time to go no it's not unfortunately that's the issue
the uh i think when i did yaku on the road i think we like had a stop there but i think we
might have flown out of there something i think i've been to the i don't know but like i've never
i haven't like been been um but i don't think but i also had a friend who went to school there
so now i'm like didn't i see her i don't know but i've never been to the white house and i've
never seen cherry blossoms and those are things that i care about granted cherry blossoms here
well the issue is i do need allergy medication because i'm i'm struggling with the pollen we
have here you take me somewhere that has seasons and the spring is going to spring spring spring
i i think i would sneeze my eyeballs out but i would i love all those i love those places i love
those ideas me too so i just want to marinate that in people's heads maybe that's something we do
once these numbers are up up yeah it's like a reward
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seven million was the first crime oh yeah now it's 20 so 20 and i have to say
i love saying i told you so but damn i didn't know how much i was really gonna love it this
time like it's hidden different um it is painful because it's like this doesn't just affect you
and uh i do think it is crazy but i love that someone was honest to be bold enough to say
i'm was gonna vote for him either way and now being like oh and he's not saying this but this
is what he's saying it's going damn you know maybe i am more of a capitalist than i am a racist
because now it's like well maybe i shouldn't have maybe you shouldn't for that and here and if
that's what if that's what it takes for for next time for you not to do okay okay but good god it's
been satisfying to watch these people
who have campaigned for him be like
what's going on
all my money
what did you think was gonna fucking happen
they didn't think that's the problem
well that's why he loves them
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