Don't Blame Me! - FF: BAIW Results - Religious Deal Breaker

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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hello and welcome to a brand new episode of the most juicy salacious slick someone's behind you hi motz i wish you recorded the video that's okay i like how his hat and hair is it looks good and with the beard too i've been obsessed with it lately i'm like sir i don't know what you're to him but you're so extra cute right now and like i just i was telling him the other day i was like the hair with the hat like it's it's working he got some like new clothes after christmas and um i'm obsessed i'm like you're adorable i need to be cute for you because you're so cute i wonder if he's just listening at the door she thinks i'm cute yay um as i was saying wet i forgot what was wet the fist oh the fist welcome to fisting friday the fist on this

friday is in fact wet and it's not a dry and old yeah you know they always say keep it fresh keep it clean this is this is clean it's not fresh um if you like what who's they i don't know i don't up to date on our episodes you might know that i had a covid rebound and so therefore things have kind of gotten like bounced and delayed a little bit again so um roll with the punches because that's what we're doing yeah someone did you have to do to make do with a punch exactly you gotta fist it ball that up tie it up fist it someone's messaged me and they were like i'm so like glad that you powered through to like record a monday episode though i'm kind of sorry to think it was probably just because of capitalism and i was like well yeah yeah and they were like yeah

and i was like no but it's nice like we had fun it was it was good i don't i don't think that sent me back at all yeah if anything you got better yeah i mean i'm i'm thriving i'm doing so well am i convincing you do i but you have a light in your eye which is completely different it is highlighter it is also like no no no but like your eyeballs not like like i can see you don't the last episode you were looking a little well i hadn't showered in like eight days it's not it has nothing to do with your like no my soul was unclean like i was i was dirty from the inside out yeah yeah yeah and if you want to see that tune into patreon.com slash i don't know what it is just whatever our patreon is um and you can see the don't blame me episode there's no but am

i wrong but i am if you've already listened or you've already looked in the feed i'm gonna put out the don't blame me that was the original girl sleeping with the brothers episode for the but for what's gonna be on thursday because that just makes more sense it does and people are gonna love it because everybody was so excited just as we were that we got a callback from the icon herself yeah i'm glad you think i have a sparkle in my eye because hopefully the casting directors i have to read for tomorrow will also think i have a sparkle in my eye well i feel like that you don't need a sparkle in your eye for this you should no i do the sparkle is glass and the circle's about to shattering exactly so i need a fucking haircut though anyways

welcome i haven't seen you in person no i look i look like a golden retriever that has been lost in the woods for 15 years like my hair is so long i look like is that a dog or is that is that is that a forest creature i can't even see how long it is oh it is long i don't look bad though well well well now let's get into episode 89 you're correct we're getting to 100 we are getting up there first up we have me mega wants to bring back the instagram following page who is wrong 11 said i was wrong 89 said i was not wrong and i screenshotted a couple things people said that make snooping great again with like the saluting emoji which i'm like exactly one said please my nosy ass needs this to be brought back agree it was so much tea so entertaining

wholeheartedly agree and i also just think it was like it was helping people instagram was like sure we might be selling your data but like let us help you we're stalking you let us help you stalk other people and now it just feels like very one-sided and like i'm like not so tight exactly not fetch all right the next one melissa says tesla needs to be stopped who is wrong two percent sorry i was about to ask you can you remind me what this was i don't remember what this one was about uh that robot let me finish reading melissa says tesla needs to be stopped what it was about was that robot that came alive at the tesla plant and attacked somebody that worked there oh yeah okay no i felt like like we have people every single time being like i kind

of forgot what this one was about like i've never experienced that until i did this one because i was like oh it's about that lady who like you know went crazy on her like uber driver and then i was like wait no that's a different one i was like that's a different one right yeah and then Tesla always stays losing, though, so it's hard to remember what they did this time. Right. And then I brought up all the other things that they've done, like the racism, the Elon of it all. 2% said I was wrong. 98% said I was not wrong.

I think most of the people that said I was wrong said that they misplugged. Yeah. Someone said, I heard Teslas are shitty and make long drives longer because of the charging time and lack of charging stations. So a totally unverified POV. But Chris Clemons has a Tesla. And I remember he was like filming like, I don't know, 2022 or 2021. I think he was driving back from L.A. to Delaware. And I remember watching his vlogs. It was the same time we were driving from L.A. to Colorado. And it took him so fucking long. I remember him just being like, oh, I went from here this point to this point. And now I'm pausing to charge. And

like, I obviously don't know the entire drive to Delaware, but like I know the drive through all the way to Colorado. And so I'm like, damn, you are not making good time. And like, I thought about that initially. As soon as I saw that, I was like, oh, I actually think it's like you're getting far less miles per charge than you are, especially on, you know, they have like the start stop, like for cities, it's fine. But for those drives, I was like, shit, you're stopping like almost twice as much as we would have to stop for gas. I remember when they first came out, they had this whole thing. And I don't think it actually happened. If it did, then I would just cut this out but it they were supposed to have these like battery packs that you could swap out

like you would go to the station and just swap out and it'd be as fast as getting gas and i don't think they ever happened but that's how they were like advertising it in the beginning also going off that here in the midwest someone said here in the midwest there were a lot of teslas being shut down and unable to turn on because of the how cold it got i think it happened to other sticks it did i've been seeing a lot of news about that too those tiktoks where it's like the sensors are automatic and so people are having to like be careful because if the sensor like half opened and then shut again it's like oh it's gonna cut your hand off like it's it's not it's not behaving how it's supposed to yeah technology just think about this transformers in the winter like they're

affected by that too we can't just keep being like they're inanimate objects like it's fine it's like no they're currently inanimate objects allegedly while we're awake but like we don't know what they do on their time off i hope they're having fun and i hope they know that i am on their side besties right alexa everybody's listening like god damn it then we have writer number one versus the patron wants to give them an an expensive gift i'm gonna say this is on me everybody i am sorry for this wording so the results i'm about to read i'm we will interpret afterwards 11 said the writer is wrong 89 said the writer is not wrong i think that that is switched because everyone is everyone who's

messaging was being like wait i'm a little confused with this wording like i agree with you that she should take the gift and just buy a replica yeah you know so i think i worded this went a little bit wrong if anyone or specifically i want to say if the writer sees this and it's like oh shit if they already got the replica and they feel like like oh wow i went against what everybody else said that's not true the 89 is in your favor of like get get a replica like probably higher than that because there's probably some people that did vote correctly you know yes yeah yeah so i'm taking the l on that one and i don't want the original writer to like think anything bad yeah i mean we ourselves well it does say the writer's not wrong as 89 no i know

but i think the way that we positioned it was like you should sell it and get a replica but they were feeling uncomfortable even taking it and then they're like i guess i could do this but it wasn't like that was their hard stance got it yes take it get the replica spend the money it looks like tori birch to me i'm just gonna say it i wouldn't even go kendra scott it looks say kendra scott i wouldn't even go kendra it looks like kendra does have some that have smaller it's like smaller than that when i've seen people with this i've seen like people who i went to weddings and they had like four billion not billion wow so sorry four million dollar weddings and they like have this jewelry and i'm like damn really like slum it with a kendra scott like i'm

so surprised like you're hermes and you're kendra scott and now i'm like oh this shit is ten thousand dollars and this whole time i thought you like you got that at like i don't know kendra scott palm beach yeah i mean there's one literally in uh bentonville arkansas right next to across the street from a van cleef or kendra scott kendra scott i feel like there's definitely a van cleef there too i didn't i didn't look around that much but they've they've started getting good stuff everybody is sleeping on fucking bentonville arkansas i'm telling you guys it's just a beautiful place i can imagine going to a place like a city that like doesn't smell bad well depends on where you are if you're closer to springdale because that's where the kids

all the chickens are killed yes no but like certain times in the summer near animals i'm not expecting it to be fresh as daisies but when i'm in like a city and there's like a square and like it smells good i'm like am i at disneyland or am i dreaming yeah it's a great place all right writer number two versus friends beyonce who wants to get married at the church great imagery here uh 11 said the writer is wrong 89 said the writer is not i'm glad you appreciate the imagery we have this in common me and jesus are both carpenters then we have my nomination for wrong of the week i nominated panera and 94 said panera is wrong six percent said panera is not wrong someone did respond and say something they said um i don't think i saved it but it was something

like oh my gosh I voted wrong I I really don't want Panera to keep killing people I saw it I was like no don't worry like I didn't think that someone else said the trauma in me wants to try this for shits and giggles but I refuse to give them any of my business which I I understand like I've seen people who've tried it and I mean I wouldn't try it now with my heart um I wouldn't try it in general now knowing anything because also you know it increases your heart rate anxiety um oh really yeah oh yeah yeah mods did the pulse ox the other day and he was like my heart rate's like pretty high and i go just take it off and he's looking he's like oh my god it's getting higher i go that's because you are thinking about how your heart rate's getting higher and you keep

looking at it like that's why they don't want you to look at it when they're doing it at the doctor's office and like usually it's still going to be more elevated there and he was like just sitting on it and spiraling and i was like i'm gonna take it when you're like half asleep relaxing and i'll show you like you're okay um but uh yeah like i've seen like videos of people who are like, wow, this is great. Amazing. Blah, blah, blah. And people like, I haven't felt like I needed my ADHD meds. And, um, you know, people with ADHD can handle a lot more caffeine. Most of the time can handle a lot more caffeine than other people. And I used to drink a Bubba keg. Did I tell you this? I used to drink a Bubba keg full of caffeine tea every day. And you looked up

what a Bubba keg, the size of it, right? You're aware. Yeah. If anyone else isn't aware, I was aware of what it was. No, it was Mott's. Mott's was like, I don't know what a Bubba keg is. And I was like, you've lived. Like, good God. But I think it's fucking crazy that like I just like turn on TV and I'm like watching Lie to Me on Hulu and I'm getting these commercials for Panera and they're like, come try our soup. And I'm like, you should like put your head in the fucking sand. Like you should be embarrassed. The fact that you can like run all of these ads and like nothing's fucking happening is crazy to me. Like you would think, no, I mean, I wouldn't think, but like in a perfect world how about we pause we re-inventory and we figure some stuff out and

like release statements and do all of this stuff instead of just being like oh it's fine we'll wait for these fans we'll wait for these families to decide if they have enough money to try and sue us and then we'll like clean them out i'm like oh my god yeah they're not gonna do it until the pending lawsuit yeah because then they would be admitting they're wrong yeah it just it aches me out and like it's not like i ever fucking ate i mean when i was in college riverside there's not much to do or eat so i did go to panera there but i haven't been to panera in years and it's not like i'm right i'm going but like i am refuse at this point yeah even on a road trip like to get a drink i'm like no no i've been waiting for this voting too because my friend also had an experience

she is very sensitive to caffeine she only had maybe three-fourths a cup of her drink but was performing that day, so her heart rate was being elevated by that. It stayed elevated for an hour after she had to leave stage mid-show because her arms started to get numb. She went to the ER and they couldn't figure out what was going on. It might not have been the drink, but as soon as she told me she had it, I figured that it was probably the cause. I thought it was caffeine based because of her reaction and the fact it was charged lemonade. Terrifying. This one someone sent in um like right after the episode had aired before we even put the votes up i listened to the but am i wrong today and the panera lemonade thing was crazy to me my mom and i used to drink this

religiously we would buy the half gallon containers and go through one in like two days she drank a lot more than me because i didn't live at home and i only drank and only drank it when i was visiting eight months ago my mom died from a heart attack she had no previous heart problems or conditions she was only 53 i'm not saying it's related because i don't know but wow is this angering like that's the part that i think about too a lot is that like the unanswered like questions of like the potential things there so like there's a i don't even know if it's like a 50 50 chance like whether it contributed or not but just like you already like when someone passes you have so many like loose ends to then feel like there's another someone unties another loose end

to feel like oh my gosh let me think in like like spiral over this other specific thing that feels like oh could this have been avoided like we always do that when things happen in our lives like how could we have done this how could we have changed these kinds of things which a lot of the time you can't and so then this i'm like this is also fucked because if you're not if panera's not going to make any statements about it not going to like make any of this right people who have drank a lot of it that maybe stop don't know what happens afterwards or have these things of like maybe this contributed to this and people aren't ever gonna know or not and it's just a whole added level of anxiety and stress that makes people like wonder if it was a contributing factor even

if it wasn't like it's just it's not good for anyone's mental or physical health to feel like you have that much power as an individual at a restaurant to negatively affect your health right it's just it's not like a risk that we're accustomed to taking which i think is like really reckless on their part oh i can't stand them all right and then we have uh wrong of the week i don't know how to say her name properly but niusha alexandra f commie 99 said that she was wrong one percent said she's not wrong and then we had a bonus yeah we had a bonus wrong of the week and i would love people just to like pause zoom in just really take in the imagery that was used and we nominated Simone Biles' husband.

99% said that man is wrong. 1% said that man is not wrong. And of course... Did you see him get knocked over? Melissa, I have rewatched it so many fucking times. I've rewatched it so many times. It is... First of all, that man is a paper doll. He floated through the air.

He weighed nothing. He was so light on his little toesies. Yeah, and that dude that he was like a little chihuahua, he was huge. Like, why would you do that? also he essentially lost the game for the packers so they're out for this they have no chance to the super bowl now so i'm just like and the thing is i heard his name numerous times while watching that clip still can't remember it no no i don't know it i don't know it and also like i know it's

steph curry syndrome but he looked like he literally looked like a ferret next to a next to like a a black bear like he looked like was that that's the big biggest bear right or is it a brown bear i don't know it doesn't matter they're all bigger than a ferret not an animated bear like the ones that you see on like national geographic where you're like holy shit and then like a little baby ferret like i know that it's like the relation because it's against steph curry is not five seven even though he fucking looks five seven when he's on when he's on the court compared to all of his teammates but like i'm just like sir you you just you gotta be picking fights with people who are bigger better and stronger than you at all times like is this like a kink for you

do you love it and I do have to say like I'm not a huge um 49ers fan and that's everyone everyone actually that's not true I'm gonna just say this and I want to know if anyone else feels the same I don't know anybody who grew up in like San Francisco Marin and honestly most of like the East Bay area who like claims like yes 49ers because like we weren't like really great for like most of my youth growing up so like football was not like as big of a thing so like I don't have like a huge affinity for the 49ers and I do think we have it's not all about looks but I don't think we have very cute players and our social media presence is not great so like the Detroit Lions I'm like I'm suddenly rooting for you because like I love your TikTok social media manager like

these boys are very cute but like when I was a 49ers all of them are just like just like these like really thick-necked white men which I'm like opposite of my type um but then that thick-necked white man pushed him over and i said okay 49ers thank you okay okay i guess maybe i can root for you this time and even though like i'm supposed to because like fucking hometown loyalty but like yeah i didn't have any hometown loyalty i have some own biles loyalty and you push over her husband her current her first you push over her first husband first husband yes and i'm fucking on your side uh-huh it was so funny he crumbled he looked like a slinky it was it it literally looked like a little yappy dog jumping no it's like he had no weight to him and he just like

i was surprised that like the player didn't turn back around was like oh my god sir i didn't just i didn't realize how small and frail you were like he was like jumping all over there shouldn't have been a flag because he was the one that was the aggressor to begin with no and the other guy like he didn't even really like push him that hard no he just kind of moved his arm oh yeah but a champion of the people yeah there was more there was more power behind the oscars slap and we have been on record saying that man held back by that and i still stand by that yep if the oscars doesn't feature one this year and well they should give bitch slapped for not nominating margo or regret it so yeah i just think that like we should all like we've said we should all carry

through our lives the fear of and i think we can add to this carry through the lives of our fear of like we say something stupid like you might get slapped or if you're being annoying like someone might someone might push you and you might fall over so like you know contract those ab muscles like really like stand your stand your ground like there's like i just there's nothing there's no there's one athlete in that video and it is not fucking him and like the whole thing of like the athlete him versus Simone Biles would be like no I'm an athlete I go you're not an athlete you are a leaf like you are a wafey little wisp of wind that crumbled at the sheer touch like you are the muse of of John Mayer's paper doll like come on everyone should watch it it's it's

truly the greatest thing I've ever seen Mott's Mott's watched it with me over and over and over again just on a fucking loop your playlist might get you through the work day but have you ever wondered how your ancestors spent theirs what work helped them build a life how did they adapt as the world around them changed with ancestry you can search select historical occupational records for free for a limited time and discover the stories behind the jobs in your family tree you've got questions we've got ancestors search free until august 31st visit ancestry.ca for details terms apply anything else going on you want to share um no i have a very large audition i have a really large audition which i already told you about so everyone send good vibes i will already have done

it by the time this comes out yeah well i'm i'm rooting for you just worried about standing up i'm gonna sit down for him thanks yeah i'll send just pick about pick moments where you can sit down you know put a chair there no that's first of all as an actor i'm gonna make some choices and some of those choices will involve sitting my ass down it's gonna be good and i've got beta blockers and um it's gonna be fucking great what about you no i've just been directing an audio book this week and you you had a close call where yeah um i got an emergency alert from uh a text message that appeared to come from my father um in case y'all don't know apple i didn't know this with other cell phone companies um i got a message that said emergency sos i

called emergency services from this approximate location you are receiving this message because i have listed you as an emergency contact and then there's a map that's close to my parents house tried to call my dad he it went straight to voicemail so then i called my mom she was at sam's club i called and she was trying to get a hold of somebody because i guess she got it too my sister megan also got it and then my mom was like well melanie's at the at our parents house so then i tried to call melanie and she was sleeping um and then i called her children called audrey first and then noah noah picked up and he's like hey auntie i said hey you know keeping calm where's your where's your big daddy and he said oh he's sitting on the couch and i

said okay can you go uh check on him or can you go take him the phone so he goes to my dad's den and he's like i can't find him i said okay uh can you go um get your mom i really need to talk to her it's very important so he goes and takes her the phone she gets on the phone and she's like um she's gonna send her husband out to where the map location was so her husband goes and I during this time I have also called the area I called the business that was right by where it was and I called the people and I was like hey this might be a strange question but i got this emergency message i live in california um do you see any activity my dad he would be in this car blah blah he goes there's no police sirens or anything out here i hope everything's

okay i said thank you so much sir so in that time my brother-in-law because it's literally two minutes down the street yeah my brother-in-law leaves and then he calls melanie and melanie calls me and says uh he's fine he just passed q on the street going the opposite direction um and he's on the phone so i guess he was on the phone with 9-1-1 because they had called him back he didn't even realize by the time he got home melanie looks at the phone and uh it said that he he had said that 9-1-1 called to him and melanie was like no that there's an outgoing call you just didn't realize the only reason they called you was because they were calling you back yeah he's like oh hey what's what's up 9-1-1 yeah so um yeah i was a little freaked out it was like

five minutes before we were supposed to start i was looking so you texted me at 503 being like hey got alert you know saying like quick thing like we're gonna like put a pin in recording fisting friday and i responded a minute later and i said holy shit i'm so sorry so that was at 503 and then at 5.10 you said scared for no reason I'll tell you in a second he's fine like it was just like and knowing how and like it felt like so much longer oh my god I knew and like I knew without a doubt that like obviously like you're in California so like I think about the time and this is obviously not nearly as scary but the time where you I think you either had cramps or I think you were you were sick I was sick and you slept through your alarm and you slept through recording

like um directionally challenged and kayla called me and i and she was like i'm trying to call melissa and i can't get a hold of her and i was like that's like what okay and i'm like looking and then like i i messaged your i didn't have your sister's phone number at that point so like i messaged your sister and so like all of it it was probably the span of like three minutes when your sister was like got a hold of her like it's okay and like we had kayla had already like started driving over to like go buy your house and like all of this kind of shit and it was like it is like literally a five minute span. But like I had contacted like 15 different people. And at that time, I didn't know your exact address because all I did was I dropped a pin the first time I

went to your house. And so then I'm like trying to tell Kayla the pin. She's like, but what is like the address and the cross streets? And it's like, I'm on Google Maps. And so after that five minutes, I was like, I've run a fucking marathon. Like I've talked to more people than I've talked to in a normal day. And so when you were going through this, I was like, oh, my God, I I know a fraction of that feeling where you're like time stood still. And I did an entire phone tree and how to do all of this from a different state and then it's five minutes later and every oh everything's fine i'm just supposed to like calm down now yeah i was freaked out when i looked at my phone one because i'm like never i never miss anything yeah and that's not a normal

notification to like i've never received that notification yeah but like i panic when you call me and i'm like oh my god what happened and then you were like shacks at my hotel and i was like oh my god thank god the first thing i said is don't freak out what's wrong are you okay like we don't call each other for no reason we text constantly but like and if we're talking like you'll facetime me and you're like i already tried to facetime you that is why i'm calling i just said i was like okay cool same page but yeah what a freaking freaky few minutes yeah all right well there we go jury duty coming up that'll be fun and not the television show no unfortunately and if james marston's not there i'm fucking leaving think about you know i used

to always have that thought but think about marginalized people in this country and who needs to be on the stands no without a doubt and here's the issue well it's not really an issue because like i'm just talking like i'm a big star um but that's like my point of view now and like i gave matz that entire pep talk before he went um but my like at this point like i'm thinking like i'm going to lie about my own my own experiences and my own biases so i can get on the jury they're gonna be like so how do you feel about cops and i'm like i think they're great stand-up citizens it depends on the case no i know but i'm saying like those kinds of things of being like how can i get on how can i get on here um but if i got this day it would be in the the window

that if i booked this job but you know i'm just gonna the window of my birth no your the window of your birth is sooner than okay things the rest of those things okay um i no longer know what i'm doing because me and sonam were going through our calendars and they did not sync up at all so well you did pick probably one of your busiest people in your life to do this yeah yeah i know well it was her idea to begin with but well of course what's her literally i sees okay yeah that would make sense yes that is so we we literally sat down on sunday and went through our calendars and we said this isn't gonna work it won't work the the problem is though my birthday weekend it could work but i don't want to like do our joint thing on my

birthday but also danny her husband my cousin will be out of town and so then we don't want to do anything without him so what's gonna end up happening is i'll have my thing but then she and i are gonna do something that's what i was gonna say you should do because i'm like your birthday's on a friday this year like that's like don't give that up it's also on a friday but it's also on you know president's day weekend a lot of people go out of town that weekend so so what the fuck is president's day like i don't know we have presidents supposed to honor the honor like a moment of silence for presidents yeah yeah like close your eyes and think of Ronald Reagan yeah no my eyes are open gotta keep an eye out for that you gotta stay woke for him

yes you stay alert stay shallow manders stay alert also for Ronald Reagan I saw like yesterday I saw uh I saw something that was like every time I question some stupid law I trace it back and why does it always come back to Ronald Reagan no Ronald Reagan was so fucking busy like we talk about how like four years is not enough for a president to like get stuff done if you look at like the shit that ronald reagan was up to i'm like oh my god do you think that was the era of like i mean it really was that was the era when they were just like prescribing cocaine wasn't it no they weren't prescribing it they were putting it out on the streets and saying oh no no i mean like in like the the medical the same time that they're blowing it up

on that the crack quote-unquote crack epidemic where they're putting it out in the streets but Wasn't that also like the same? I don't know how old he is, but it wasn't the same time period where it was way after. Okay. I don't know. He looks old. He is old,

but not that old. Okay. All right. Let's wrap this up. I got to go meet with my trainer. You got to change. Yeah, you do.

So get fit, get work out. Okay. Well, we hope you all enjoyed this fisting Friday. Hope that was good for you. And, um,

shallamanders stay alert bye