Don't Blame Me! - FF: Birthdays, Twisters, The Sims, and a Side of Seine

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

Meghan and Melisa dive deep into a whirlwind of topics this week! From birthday celebrations and movie nights to Olympic obsessions and gaming adventures, this episode has it all. Meghan spills the tea on her newfound love for "Twisters" while Melisa introduces us to her latest obsession, "The Sims." They also debate the hottest sport at the Olympics. Plus, Melisa’s literary success continues to soar with her web novel topping the charts! Get ready for laughter, surprises, and plenty of relatable moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

f i s t i n g what does that spell fisting fisting i was i did a um podcast yesterday um and they were talking and because it was like a audio specific podcast like it's about people that work in audio and um i mean all podcasts cool cool cool but uh he was like so tell me about you know the the episodes that you come out that come out um during the week and he was like i'm not gonna say the one that's on friday because i don't want to be inappropriate because this is like family friendly but can you give us some background oh my god you're like so we made a joke yes that's what i said we couldn't come up with anything else yep that's exactly what i said when the joke gets too real that was the that was the problem when you've successfully curated

an audience that is so aligned with you that they go i see nothing wrong with the title of this i can't come up with anything better people are protesting they're like i'm not giving anything better because that's actually the best podcasting you could have for it oh well welcome what's up with you what's new let's start with you we celebrate your birthday we did celebrate my birthday um it was wonderful you got to see if anyone didn't see i posted on my instagram story but um for my birthday this year we um just like had people come over for like a little barbecue thing mott's paid you right it was already paid okay just making sure this is see the whole payback thing this is remembering all that um we got barbecue from one of like our favorite places

we were gonna grill and then we realized like wait we don't have a grill anymore we have to get a new one and he had just gone on a golf trip and so it was like too stressful and his parents were just in town so i definitely was like a little bit you know uh delayed in like the planning of birthday kind of stuff so we just had people come over we like decorated the backyard all cute it was so fucking hot though um and hung out ate and then in so serendipitously one of the summer outdoor movie theater like things that la does all the time and one of the ones we like frequent they were doing a one night only which i cannot stress is so crazy because they have like things on their docket that they'll replay all year or they'll do all summer or all season they

don't ever do something just like one time like you'll see it like pop up the week after like two weeks later this is nowhere else on the calendar they did a movie that I've been trying to get Melissa to watch I'm gonna try to get Mott's to watch it but you can't find it anywhere you've been talking about it for years um and we had talked about it like before you sent it and the thing is when you sent it I was like did I mess did I like was I not listening properly and didn't hear that she said that this is what we were doing. And so I didn't bring it up in the moment because I was like, I didn't want it to seem like I just wasn't listening properly. But no, it was just serendipitous. It was so serendipitous that they were airing one of my favorite movies

of all time, Drop Dead Gorgeous. And this was such a huge deal because I've literally talked about it on the podcast about how I cannot find it fucking anywhere. And if this is not a newsflash to me that i need to stop assuming everyone listens to the podcast what i really could have done is texted lily and kyle because both of them said yeah you can't find it anywhere but i have a bootlegged on my uh computer and i was like fucking shit i could have why didn't i ask either of you um but and it's actually not surprising that neither neither of them have it i mean and also like you can see that like there is a through line with my friends where it's like this really turns out the movie is far more niche than any of us knew that three of us had already seen the

movie and then the three who had it were which were you Casey and Mott's everybody loved it what did you think of it I thought it was spectacular it's hella funny it's offensive but it was written to be offensive exactly um because it's shining a light on the ridiculousness of some pageants um and it it was just it was absurd and I love it and I don't think Kirsten dunce gets enough credit for the her before she was like 20 her resume is like crazy no she has my dream career and they're all like projects in the same a lot of it not all of it but a lot of it is like in the same genre and i don't think she gets enough credit for that she has a fantastic picker she's done like a lot of interviews about it is that like she is like super like she talked

about like she's like very lucky about like how decisive she gets you with her projects but she talks about how like you know she if she did a movie that was emotionally very draining then she was like then I'm like okay next movie has to be fun and then I do bring it on and then did a movie where if it's like if it's a lot of like men there she was like uh no and she said like she's one of the I will say one of the only actresses that I can think of off the top of my head who has been in hollywood for this long who has worked with like women directors from the like early like in the big very beginning of her career and she's got this wonderful quote where um she's at like one of the hollywood roundtable actresses one where we're like i just like you know working with like women

directors like we need like we need to do that more we need and she just goes so yeah you should do it they're like i know it's just so hard and she goes no it's not like i i do it all the time like you can you just you have to find them and you also might be doing projects that are like smaller and you might not be getting paid as much but like you know yeah you could just do it and everybody was kind of like floored by that sentiment and it was like yeah no she has made the conscious effort because she worked with a woman very early in her career and was like oh i like this this was i should keep doing this and this is great so yeah she's one of my all-time favorites so she's so funny amber atkins it opens up and we're immediately in days of our lives for

second uh which i loved that was funny uh but then also there was a point where she says bring it on like in the way that she says and bring it on i'm like was this inspired from this like or did they see it and they were like that's it she's that girl it's crazy because it is the most stacked cast ever but it is like such a deeply underrated movie like i again like i don't know many people are like I haven't I haven't seen that like I don't know what that is and Mott's had no idea um how insane it got and I was like oh I really let you in like in the dark and so like there are times when the first like big incident happens he like flinched and I was like when he looked at me I go yeah that's what's moved flinched yep because it was like explosion okay so I'm so

glad everybody loved it it's just so good and anyone if you can find it to watch it please do it's a great great fucking movie yeah then on my actual birthday because that's the day before my birthday on my actual birthday um watched the olympics mott said to go pick up his brother and their family from the airport and you know he had to sit in traffic for all this time so to like make up for it he like hung out with our niece and nephew and then sent me a video and i was like You're doing it on my birthday? Like, on my birthday, you're going to send me a little cute video of you three together? I was like, that's fucking cruel.

Yeah. But we watched a lot of Olympics. And then on the 5th, I think it was, the day that we went, which is the day after my birthday, we went to go see Twisters. Not in 40X, but I'm going to tell you right now, I kind of want to see it in 40X. It's probably gone, though. Well, it's fine. We only keep it in for like a week.

i could never in my goddamn fucking life see a movie for the first time like that like i would have a heart attack but i would definitely see it for a second time knowing what i'm kind of going into and like what's gonna happen melissa this is a movie that feels like a real movie though the the sheer um quotability of it the way moths and i just walk around the house going i'm a tornado wrangler professional tornado wrangler um and i i just need to i now have a new instilled confidence in me that if i get a self-tape and audition request to play someone from the south which usually i like spiral because i'm like surprisingly people might not think it it's a very hard accent to do because there's so many fucking southern accents there's like so many

variations and dialects so that stresses me out um i'm no longer going to be stressed out i am just going to go into it bold and carefree because that's what she did and she did that in front of a dialect coach at work and i just think that's brave it's bold it's not even just like because it's not about her everyone knew like they knew that she was british when they cast her it's like the studio who was like no no she's who we want and at the end of the day like she's british so like you're gonna get what you get if you want to be if you want to ensure that you're gonna have a flawless perfect southern accent you would hire someone from the south and that was not a priority for them and uh the crazy part she actually so didn't have to be from

that area like you could have changed that plot around a little bit um but i loved it and you know what it kind of makes me want to wrangle some tornadoes don't i would never they're terrifying no there's just a warning fucking scary it just really makes me want to have the car and actually it makes me want to be a scientist okay or like an engineer like it makes me want to be like we're a meteorologist yeah but not on tv i like what when they're doing even in the the chasers are still meteorologists true we find that out we find we find out they're not just a bunch of redneck country boys it is what a what a time and i just know glenn powell was like he was in in his fucking element like the way that he was sauntering around being like i'm a texas

boy i was like he's having the time of his life and um you should also know that we already know that the man i'm marrying moths is a glenn powell girly like he he lives and dies for him kyle is now a die hard glenn powell girly not just from the picture because kyle's like i love him in still images i don't i've never seen anything he's been in and now kyle's like i love that man kyle to watch scream queens you know he has but not in like a i don't think he wasn't like a oh this is his character and that's not like hot or you know i disagree i think when he's in the scenes with nisi nash oh that is when he really shines we were literally talking about that um what were we talking about that oh no we were saying if we were going to recast and this is

no shade to her but because monster saying he's like i don't know who else they would have cast in uh daisy edgar jones's role he's like there's like most of the actresses of that of in that age range right now are british like there's just not a ton of american ones and i said i was like zendaya she does look way too young though for her to be like a love interest i think of glenn Powell yes he's in his mid late 30s and she's in her late 20s plays older like and so and she plays younger than she is and so I was like I said you know what I would actually watch it I would watch Kiki Palmer the tornado wrangler and Kyle was like well they know each other and I was like oh my god I forgot that they did scream queens together I would love a buddy cop movie

with kiki and glenn powell that would be fun it'd be great so um yeah i was i can't recommend it enough like yeah maybe i'll go do a double feature of that in deadpool yeah we want to see deadpool soon too i'm just like it was so it was just great and like people can knock whatever but um I love large blockbuster movies that maybe don't have the strongest script ever but are like entertaining to watch and are people who can act you know so like it's it's like you know you're not like oh my god what like this is like it's painful to like it's just it's eye it's just an eye candy like and I love movies like that I love we're bringing those back like yeah sometimes I like to think about movies other times I like ones like oh two tornadoes like

and you're like exactly those are two tornadoes well welcome to the party because I've been talking about how good he is for a while no I don't I don't first of all I don't say that he's not good I just think when I exist overwhelmingly with Glenn Powell's number one fan club I do think I need to be the representative of like keeping us all checked down into earth in reality like I think I need to keep us I need to represent the other side and I don't dislike I don't think there's another side though no I don't think he's so charming he's a wonderful actor to be fair the only thing negative I and it's not even negative the only thing I've ever said about him is that I think he's shorter than he says that's the literally the only thing that I'm like I just

think that he's shorter than he is and then everyone says no and then i all i said was that must really suck to look shorter than you actually are that's all i said because as someone who looks taller than i am that does like it's not great for roles or whatever but like that actually must be kind of frustrating to be a guy who's like not that short but like you just look kind of short all the time that's it that's all i'm saying um but yeah he was great in that do also see him leaving charlie xx's birthday party that boy dorothy we're not in kansas no more he went to he went to an la party he did the big one and it was that man left early he looked stressed okay it is funny um hope he's okay i'm sure he is but um yeah he was he said he thought

he understood british people and then he went oh shit you guys go fucking hard yeah also how old is charlie she's not she's older no why she's not charlie i didn't know if she just fell she feels younger she's 32 okay never mind then yeah no she's been around forever i guess just because i've seen her with like billy eilish and stuff i thought she was young yeah and addison ray and that's yeah all that stuff but she's also a songwriter which is people don't remember so that's part of the reason why she's with the younger crowd but they don't want to be like she's writing my songs you know she's not writing billy songs but then the only two other things i wanted to talk about was the michaela skinner

excuse me the michaela skinner update where she got on her instagram and was like i don't know why like simone would think that i said those things that i said um even though i said them but like she needs to come on here and she needs to declare this like a national emergency and like bring the coast guard to my house because like everyone's being really mean to me and it's all her fault and it's her responsibility to stop it and if she doesn't like she hates women like that was the vibe and i'm like you also blocked her so and i'm like how is she supposed to see this you blocked her right like you're oh my god if it's not the consequences of my own fucking actions someone said how do you expect her to stop her fans from bullying you when her fans won't even

stop bullying her husband and they made a point with that one and they did make a point and that's a very valid point okay and that's somebody who here's the thing it gives me the vibe that like the first time you hear about like your friend's boyfriend being a little bit of a dick and then they win you back over and you're like okay but you know that's you can win me back over but if you need me to help you pack up your shit and i'll do it like i it's sad and that's how i'm that's how i'm feeling about simone biles husband um because seeing him at the olympics with this little pencil it is giving someone who you know is it is a fit it maybe he is a newer fan of simone biles but so are a lot of other people yeah and that doesn't indicate that he's not a fan period

This is a thing that I, and I've been thinking on this in the last week as I've seen his face and actually learned his name. Jonathan? Yes. Okay. And it's that if he would have answered that question better, like if it would have been like, I am a prize, but it takes a prize to get a prize. If he would have expounded upon that, like, you can't be with a baddie if you're not a baddie already, then it would have been better. He just needed an extra qualifier in that sentence.

Yeah, because I think he was doing what he thought the opposite of what he was saying is, yeah, I was a huge Simone Biles fan and I stalked her and found her on social media and I matched with her on a dating app so I could get with her because that was my whole plan all along. There's an in-between of that and I didn't know who she was. Right. so like which is a lie exactly like and i think both of those things aren't true i don't think he was a huge fan and he like totally stalked her but i also don't think he had no idea who she was

right but like i think that he went too far in the opposite direction um that i don't think is an indicator about how he feels about her whatsoever um but just yeah poorly misguided soundbite end end quote uh but yeah and you know I will say though this has been making him get better at football because he's had to live up to it yeah and so like before Mott's had no idea who he even really was and now he's like no he's like he's decent you know he's holding his own right now this he's doing better season I was like you know what okay maybe maybe everyone like you had to put your money where the mouth is kind of with

Lyles saying that American athletes are only the best because they're the ones that we see and now everyone's like he's going to make everyone be working so much harder because they're going to like try and prove him wrong and he's like sitting there like petting a cat maniacally going haha my basketball plan worked the US is

so fantastic at every single sport even though we always were but I'm just gaslighting them making them think that we're not I was like great I love that man you know he looks like my favorite guy from love island gorge gorge gorge and then the last thing is did you watch the tiktok i sent you no because we've been talking non-stop since that's true so when did i have time to watch it um so what megan sent me was uh heinrich christensen what a name aka

you always called on tiktok no the muffin man oh yes that is the muffin man that is the muffin man um which his videos he's made about these muffins are ridiculous they are out of hand and i just said he's what is he norwegian dutch he's got to be one of those norway yeah um but it is uh nini leaks on real housewives of atlanta when she goes to see uh kenya the white refrigerator scene oh child the ghetto all that and so he's in front of the sin with that the nasty ass water have you heard what's been happening yes the athletes are getting sick to the point where i don't know if it was belgium or romania i don't not i don't remember who it was but there was quite literally an entire team who pulled out because they were like this isn't safe our

athletes are getting incredibly sick from e coli people were like vomiting after they got out of it the i think it was a whole gb team had been on and like on four different kinds of antibiotics like topical as well as like oral antibiotics for like the whole week in preparation and like i think we're up to six or seven who have been who are sick um and they're like well we actually like you know we can't necessarily know that it's from this and it's like yes you fucking can i one day i turned on the olympics and i was immediately greeted by the first people that had to swim in it and it was scary because i wasn't expecting it i just turned it on yeah like i just turned it on and they were diving into it and it was the um triathlon and i was like at

least they're only in it they that try i thought like triathlons lasted for a long time no they were done in like 20 minutes no i was shocked when it ended the replay ended i went cut off that's it that's all you bitches did right and it was okay i did so much no like so fast but i was like thank god they were only in here for like three minutes then they got out and then got on their bikes and i was just and you know i'm like at least the water's dry like running off you but But I was like, there's people that are going to have to swim in this stuff for longer. And again, it's already nasty, but it's been raining on and off for the last two weeks. So it's just nasty stuff.

And they kept delaying it too. I was like, what is the plan? What is the actual plan? Because this should not be it. No. And also I've recently learned that there are other bodies of water in Paris that the public can already swim in. So they don't need the Sen to do this. And like the people are like, no, we that's no, like we don't, we don't,

we're not going to get in it. We can just go to this other one. Um, but yeah. So yesterday I had the unfortunate luck of turning on whatever it was. They had to swim the equivalent of seven miles in the Sen and it would take for a good two hours around uh and for an everyday person four hours if you've even been training so i don't know how long and then you it's great there's a current that you swim against but also the one that was the most egregious to me because the only way i could rationalize in my head why they're picking the sen over all these other bodies of water natural bodies of water in paris and in france was because they were like oh the scenicness of like this is the longest one

they'll be able to do the event we can have a start point here and an end point here now these bitches are doing six fucking laps yeah like what like they're that's insanity to me and they were like so sick and i just and like if i were them not to shame the athletes but if i were them i would have dropped out because unfortunately this does dampen your olympic experience in the sense first of all long distance swimming intends to be a higher age range in general it's not it's that that's like a endurance sport that people do well into their older age um so you could have a chance to do it again but also when people when you're like yeah i won a gold medal for doing like long distance like that it's like the 10 kilometer or something um like a 10k like oh my gosh and

that's amazing like what year oh 2024 and it's good oh my god you swim in the poop river it's not gonna be you have a gold medal or you were in the olympics it's just you swim in the poop river and now suddenly your like massive athletic achievement is is the punch is a punch line to a poop joke and not just that but like you might be harming yourself for the future you might get a brain-eating amoeba i don't even like going in lakes that have sewage that we know is running off because i go people already shitting and pooping and peeing in in those lakes and like dumping dead bodies or whatever and that's just like what the mind does where it tells you all those things are happening but we don't have proof we have concrete proof of history books

and like infrastructure to then knowingly do that is it's diabolical and cruel um but yeah like when the french were like yo no we actually don't know if that's how they got sick and i was like oh yeah actually it could be from your undercooked chicken that could be the other reason why people are sick like come fucking on um i think they should pay for their crimes and i will say that so sorry to any french listeners out there this has made me like this olympics has made me like lose any sort of gravitas or like uh elegance that the french have like like done in like media or fashion or whatever like being a tastemaker like now i'm just like okay the president of french is a front of france is obsessed with poopy water like he loves poopy

water and he loves raw chicken and i'm like that's not elegant no that's not elegant at all no i mean the opening ceremonies really cut it for me but no that was when i was as soon as that happened i said and you bitches said emily in paris was insulting was that because it was a reality show right exactly i hope lily collins was watching going exactly and that's what i said whether life serves you an ace or an unexpected backhand the high protein yogurt oikos pro is there to feed your strength and help you turn every challenge into a smash oikos pro helps build strong muscles and support muscle recovery with high protein and contains no added sugar because true strength isn't about being able to take the hits it's about being able to bounce

back. Oikos Pro. Feed your strength. Visit oikos.ca for more details. I had a blast at your birthday. Oh my God. Yay. I was wearing shorts. When I came home, I had several bites on my ass from some animal. So. But you sprayed. Huh? You didn't spray up the shorts. I didn't spray up my shorts. I did not spray up my shorts. And I told you those little fuckers they'll get you at my house they got me right on the mouth yeah you're right you're right but they were i had like five or six bites on my ass but luckily i have um tea tree yeah and i put that on and the the next morning i woke up they were gone um great great time i always love when the gang gets together i love the gang speaking of olympics i have concluded i know

that you love basketball players but the track men track and field men wait no which event you have to specify i'm going all of them i don't care i'm going all of them they are beautiful all of them i'll even but the horniest sport there's two there's two the horniest ones are one shot put okay thank god melissa the way i was like you're about to tell me that these scrawny little grasshoppers with their gelled back hair is doing it for you no no thank you you mean the thighs like they're like there's some of them that are cute the ones that are doing javelin and high jump and like there's some of them i want to say as a whole the sport is just like the cutest one but the shock putters the way that the commentators talk about these men

It's like, ooh, now we're back to the big boys. And I'm like, man, calm down. Calm down. And here I am. I'm no better than them. And I'm just like, it's like the big, now we're, because they're switching between events. And it's just like the big boys. Oh, look at him.

He's so big and strong. And I'm just like, y'all, there are children watching this. I need y'all to calm the fuck down. But I love seeing them throw that little ball. Doing their thing. So much aggression. And then I hated that it was raining. so a lot of them had to be careful because they were going to like split their knees or whatever

but i love it uh leo with the flat circle that's the same kind of vibe as yeah yeah when they as soon as they came out i said because before i go switch it i don't need to see any more of these anemic boys and then we got to that and i said turn it up and i caught and i literally said now these are my men yes i go these are my men first of all they're funny you see their personalities they've got thighs and they don't look like a a stale biscotti ready to snap and also the runner like personality type is so off-putting to me i don't mind it uh leo from germany i think that's where he's from yeah leo from germany he is so cute also shout out to university of arkansas we had over 30 athletes in track and field if y'all don't know that we're

usually the number one in the country for track and field um and um we had 30 something athletes who either were uh there's 20 something that were in school and then at the olympics and then another 10 handful that were uh or double handful i should say that trained at arkansas even though they didn't go to school there so we're killing it uh we had in relays we have like people multiple from different countries in multiple countries running in the race i love seeing that um and i just i really really enjoy watching track like and it really inspired me oh my god kyle kept asking he goes do you think she's watching i go yeah she's getting ideas yeah unfortunately she's getting a lot of ideas yeah there's a i found a great track down the street for me too

insane that's great you are truly fucking insane um and um what else uh i started playing sims it became an obsession and i had to do i had it on my regular computer because it doesn't get hot and because of that you can't play it all the time i had to delete it off because my other computer it does get hot oh it puts a time limit it gives me a time limit okay i might want to go yeah you're big computer so you have to sit there all day and you go and bitch i did yeah no i was on my new laptop like that like i could play it all day with no issues no no no no i had to delete it dangerous it was dangerous i had to delete it monday i had nothing scheduled so it was a problem I had to delete it but now I've moved it over to my old laptop and because it is old it gets too

hot and I also have to have it plugged in or it dies immediately so it gives me limitations but I was watching yesterday I was watching us reviewing the episode and on my new computer and then was playing on the old one so it's good it's good I'm having fun why is your mouth just drop i just looked up my man no liles because i wanted to see what his race was like um he just got diagnosed with covid two days ago and he lost he in bronze um he has asthma and relatable i it seems like he he was like taken off after the race in a wheelchair so i yeah that i cannot believe they let him race with covid did he let them know ahead of time i don't know i mean if they test

you every day so i'm assuming that he doesn't take a test on his own it's through them that's true but they you know the cd the bullshit is saying like oh if you feel fine and he's an athlete he's gonna say he feels fine even if he doesn't feel fine and um yeah that's terrifying um but yeah i feel bad for him yikes his personality running personality is one i can fuck with the one i cannot fuck with melissa is that norwegian man who looks like a super villain who apparently has a reality show on in like his country and he like had this big beef with the scottish guy and they are both like just big massive massive beef and it was like the most anticipated thing to watch them race each other because they hate each other and they're like

talking smack like they're like giving like ufc level fucking quotes ahead of time i go first of both of you weigh 93 pounds soaking wet like don't pretend there's gonna be like a big showdown one of you is gonna move your legs faster than the other one like you you're both no you're both so so skinny and they um they are like literally obsessed with each other they're like it's so homoerotic they just keep staring at each other and like looking to see where the other one is when they're running and there's an american and fucking like wrap around oakley's who just said yeah and they were too busy i just slid on forward and won and like neither of them got gold and i was like that was amazing like to watch um so that was one where i like was like

yeah defeat the super villain and then we've got ones like you said where i'm like let my hawk i win if he doesn't win i will console him yeah i literally was sending pictures of like taking pictures of the tv of different guys and sending them to kyle being like found your husband found your husband did you see the the photo i'm talking about of the german oh i know i forgot what his name was that's what that's what his uh usernames are on everything you know the german so that's how i remember because i was like yeah no he's gorgeous and he goes to school in texas and the way that he also um um um hurdles makes it look so effortless like it's like you see other people ones like they do a hop and then they go like it is like he's a gazelle like it is he's floating

and he's just so good and then um I also did think that we've already said we're so past the date for putting competitive cheerleading in considering it's a worldwide sport um but also you get those gymnasts on that shit they can herky over that better than any of those bitches true with better form true they were um wanting me to do hurdles and i was like no thank you yeah also did you have a pole vaulting um small section in your pe class growing up middle school yes but i moved before we got to the unit so we did and both kyle and mods were like you're lying there's no way i was like no we did and like i remember we're obviously not doing like do it that height but like yeah they're like you did one like we only did one where it's like just

the bodies I go yeah we did the bodies and then we did like the sticky pole too like you know it was what it was I will say I was I was not bad at that one I don't wouldn't think you would be you're long and lanky well not so much when you were high school but still long I was still I mean I was still pretty long I've always been like a long-limbed person and had very long legs um and uh they tried to recruit me for volleyball and i said i can't i'm terrified of the ball and they said that's actually perfect you never want the ball near you you just want to knock it away um and then i said i'm also not diving for that shit like you'll never catch me diving for it yeah exactly i was like you'll never catch me like literally nose diving first this isn't my job

most likely i'm paying to be here it's not gonna happen i'm not gonna throw my body on the floor so um that didn't work out but yeah every time we watch the pole vault mott's is like i feel like you could be good at this you've got that you've got that long body what do you what else did he also say that was like so mean oh he he said you've got that long body and oh badminton he said i'd be good at he said you've got those really long that the the giant wingspan and also you're very flinchy like you know every time you knock it back that's true and you would have to worry about like game brews from that no no badminton not but also we had badminton that was another pe segment that we had and as an only child i loved badminton um but it was very hard

because i would try and play it against a wall with the badminton net and um it didn't bounce back as quickly but that's the one i'm telling lots we should get into we're like we're going past the pickleball and all that stuff we're going straight to badminton mary what was the thing that you told us we need to get into i don't remember uh i think it's just racket ball she said it's the next thing in the racket sports oh she did send me speaking of mary she sent me something that hits oh i think just paddle is what it was called yeah she sent me something that hits on so many different quadrants of things that i love oh my god it is pickles put into a dehydrator oh my god mary stop enabling her and then ground up mix in to a powder

and then sprinkle it on top of french fries okay well that part sounds good right why did it get so dark it's probably gonna rain again don't say that do you have somewhere to go no i just don't like when that happens we need the rain it's not gonna rain but we still need it that is true oh we have extreme uv index damn oh thank you everyone for rating and i i can't see the reviews yet because it's still in the testing period but thank you for rating my novel um it's been number one all week on the hottest chart so thank you i'm not surprised what's it called in the dead of night if you open the app it's probably number one on hottest let me look if it's where it is today yeah number one baby fuck yes so i'm waiting for the test results to come in and then

we'll see what happens from there hell yeah well thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes thanks for coming thanks for watching the movie um and stay gorgeous and we'll fist you later nope we won't yeah we will sorry i messed up go go play that again i edit these i edit these melissa don't cut it out all right bye