Don't Blame Me! - FF: Bunch of Birthdays

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

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Visit Ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. hi hello welcome to fisting friday that was like so whimsical and fun it gave cartoon energy with then you know our very uh appropriate name of the podcast fisting friday get ready to get fisted i would like to do some other fisting on this friday okay i'd like to hate things oh punching you know what i was thinking about is that like remember when one of us would just like go through something or have like a really rough day and we'd be like i'll book the class and we would just go to rumble and we would we would go so fucking hard

that the teacher would wouldn't even because like if you do really well in the class teacher like give you a shout out but like when you go to a level of hard when they go they're going through something i'm not gonna draw attention to it and then after the class it's like the slow pat on the back me like really left it all out there that's what i was like that's like what i need but i just know that like my heart wouldn't be able to take it i know i'm sorry it's okay i am looking into rage rooms but if you want to do some light punching i do have a punching bag here i was thinking about that i have gloves they're right here i got gloves somewhere too no but like they're brand new for you i've been holding on to them oh yes so maybe i will do that and um if anyone

has any other ideas besides a rage room where you can let out the only word i have for it is rage like what if you if you have anything like that if there's a simulation about curb stomping like that's like really what's like in my heart is something that i want so um maybe i'll just get to like watermelons and just yeah you can start a whole new tiktok career with them oh my god yeah well tiktok i'd say that i mean social media because i will be getting off tiktok as soon as this change happens as soon as that the american tiktok happens yeah yeah i just wonder like how populated are the for you pages going to be when i have to assume the vast majority of the good god-fearing christian republicans who are are going to benefit from this they're gone they're

gone i i can't find them anywhere their house is empty the ones i thought was crazy is like people who were like selling stuff like for money and i was like okay so i'm actually thinking you're not really a true believer because what do you mean you need the money right you pad in those pockets on the way up yeah because money means nothing well and some of them were like we're like making sure everybody knew that you don't want to be on the toilet which i was like are you just gonna be like constipated then are you just gonna like hold your bladder the whole time because some of them are saying like oh yeah like if you just see a bunch of clothes laying down i go so you are going up naked are you holding your are you holding your your money with your bare

hands if you're fully butt-ass naked i'll be talking more about this on on monday i love it and i love my personal algorithm that i get to function with for the time being um where i don't see them on my page i see other people reacting to it so i know the comment section same yeah yeah i've been waiting um there was someone that unfortunately shares the same name asked me first name tough and she hasn't posted in five days so um but she was making like pdfs and game plans the laminated ones yeah so yeah i'm waiting yeah so speaking of comment sections i have a bone to pick with a man named well i have a bone to pick with men but i have a bone to pick with i kept i wanted to say scotty pitman it's not scotty pitman it's scott pitman 47

so scott pitman 47 is a white man with what i'm gonna say bangs he's he's he's a white man with bangs and he's got a mustache and he's got some you know some some pretty expensive I would say glasses he's giving hipster he's he's giving like high white socks and I'm not saying that this is like a negative thing because I love a little high white sock a little sneaker oversized Hanes sweatshirt he's giving that energy he got on TikTok and made a video saying is there something wrong with me because this whole Olivia Dean song and then he says and olivia dean if you're watching you're great who's that the singer olivia dean i don't know who that is you do no i don't you do what does she sing you always say that and i end up not knowing who

this person is we did this with olivia dean you said well i know her i don't i don't think it was her because this is first i'm hearing of this person i don't know this song i've never heard the song of my life this is new this is song he's talking about megan i don't think we have this conversation i don't know either of these songs really truly no i swore we talked about this because she's opening for sabrina carpenter and i was like this is so this if if she's at one of our shows that would be so fun we might have talked about it and i said that i was downloading the music but i don't know her you might not have followed

through yeah i don't know her i get you now i get you now let me look at my music i can look at my music okay okay okay because i think i specifically looked at the ones that were only going to be at our concerts because we definitely talked about her nope didn't save any of your music so damn told me you were going to i don't think it was her i asked because i was telling you i was like she's so great i've been i've been a huge fan of her for a while now okay yeah okay well he made so she is releasing well actually i think she literally it just came out no it comes out tomorrow so by the time you're listening to this it's already out but her new album is coming out and she released a couple singles from it and one of the singles is one of the best songs I've ever

heard like it just and I have a TikTok that I have like written out that I'm gonna do because it gives me the feeling of being in like a Manhattan apartment or some a New York apartment high-rise could be anywhere Chicago high-rise apartment I'm wearing like a big oversized white button-down shirt from like some guy that I slept with and I'm eating takeout straight out of the container and i'm dancing around in the kitchen like it gives you that vibe of like that like quintessential rom-com like girl who's gonna be okay like it just does something and it's just a great song and so it's naturally blowing up more than i would say probably any of her other songs have naturally she did a song that was in the new bridget jones um movie so that one like

got really big because there was just a lot more eyes on it but this song is blowing up it's called man i need and it's phenomenal mott loves this song every time we get in the car it is the first song he puts on we had dance party with my niece and nephew put it on immediately like he was like you guys this is so good and we listened to all of her music and he loves it so this man scott gets on tiktok and says is there something wrong with me like that whole olivia dean song and then again like he says he says olivia if you're watching this you're great presumptuous why would olivia dean be watching this and then he goes i just don't get it like everybody's saying that like is there something wrong with me like it seems like this is making people like feel some

type of way and like it's like you know i don't get it the most fucking pointless tiktok to make like okay so people are responding saying yeah there's something wrong with you which he's then taking offense to which i go that's quite literally the question you asked and people are affirming the answer and then i commented something that i thought was incredibly innocuous i commented closed the app didn't think anything of it it wasn't like the biggest video at the time either so it wasn't like and it had been up for a while so it wasn't like i was thinking that this was going to do anything and i commented and just said is your favorite movie the wolf of wall street or the dark knight and pretty quickly i started getting a lot of women responding to me going

this is amazing and being like i'm gonna start using this and he jumps in and goes wait i i i don't get it and i'm like so yes that is your favorite movie and he goes i just what does this mean like catch me up and i was like scott do you know what movies are right like and then someone other man responds going my favorite movies perks being a wallflower i go to his account every single repost of his batman edits no it's not no it's not and he so scott is just but also i feel like perks is always the third option anyway really yes because the because it's the guys that are like no that's not me and so they go and then they pick it but it's not actually no because i'm like that's not your fucking favorite movie like that's it's you're a liar

exactly that and so my comment is getting traction my comment is getting a lot there's a lot of me yes and um i was like dying i was loving it also because his whole thing i'm being like wait i don't i don't i don't get it i don't get it do you just fully miss your mouth like depth perception completely off i was looking at myself in the video which is not accurate that was that's a very neat thing yeah you're so cute but i just poured it into your lap hopefully it wasn't that much but i go back today oh yep there you go i go to look because these comments are the people responding to me i'm making new friends also my favorite thing was happening which is people who i follow who don't follow me have no idea who i am are liking my

comments and then liking my replies and i'm like oh so you're saying that we would be friends in real life like love this this is so fun for me i look today scott pitman has turned the fucking comments off and by the way my comment is the reason i know for a fact that my comment is the reason why because the rest were people and then i looked through the rest of his content and like his audience is straight women who want to have sex with him and so like it's like him like getting ready for a wedding and all the comments are like let me know if you need a wedding date like oh you look so handsome like so wonderful so lovely so lovely like i love this like looking so good like nice fashion nice style like him in the gym just like again like pandering to women and all the

rest of the comments besides mine one person was like yeah there's something wrong with you and he was like wow ouch that hurts and i'm like you literally asked that in that same phrasing like that's what you ask and then other people being like maybe you just don't like whimsy or like the songs for the girls or whatever everybody else is like it's okay we can all have different music tastes like don't worry about it like my guy like it's okay everything else is like handling him with kid gloves and all i asked was were one of these two movies did they happen to be his favorite movie and now the comments are off and it's his most performed like his best performing video and he still has kept it up and i'm just pissed and i literally want to comment

on one of his other videos being like scott turn the comments back on like i was i was killing it why would you do that to me why did i know he had a little mustache before i did say that did you say it i did oh i think i did i i tried to but you see what i mean when i say he has bangs yeah i've never seen this man before in my life but he looks exactly how i pictured he looked and then also he wears scrubs make sure that his little legs are in the picture yeah yep like turn the comments on i had the opposite experience with my comp well i'm always commenting but uh this guy got on was talking about the hit song from 2000 from Janet Jackson doesn't really matter and he was like like what did why is she being condescending in this song like what do you mean

doesn't matter what your friends are saying what do you mean and I was like have you seen a nutty professor because this is literally the plot where she was playing the love interest and she's sinking from that like she even says nutty nutty nutty for you in the song and then he just deleted the whole video that's what i was waiting for scott to do but i think scott like wants to keep the numbers yes and he wants he's gonna keep it up for the month and then he'll and i think he'll and i also think that like he'll maybe turn the comments back on like in a month or so which is why i'm hesitant because mom's like we'll comment on one of his other videos i was like that's gonna get me blocked like he's gonna block me for that

yeah i was blocked because i could look at it from my other account but the video was gone just so wild to me that like again like tiktok is not a fucking google search and like sometimes there are stupid questions yeah sometimes there are in the comments i'm always looking like they'll be like well how old is she or something like that talking about somebody famous and i'm like the amount of energy that you took to write that comment you could have just googled it and i promise you have multiple devices like you because do you think we know off the top of our i think specifically when the aggravating was like what year and i was like you think that we just know off the top of our heads google no it drives me crazy and like i'm i am full of stupid questions

I ask stupid questions all the time but for me I ask those stupid questions and that is between me and my internet browser that is who that stupid question that we are sworn to secrecy and you know if they subpoena it for any sort of reason so to me I'm like how do we not think that through because my god the worst part of my day is when my stupid question cannot be answered via a search and i'm like fuck i'm gonna have to ask a real person and now and i only and i only do it to try i'll ask you and i'll ask mods and i'm like if after that it's unsure questions yeah then i go okay it's there's no way to know there's no way to know or it's not for me to know or whatever but like just getting on there and just doing stupid shit and then having it perform numbers and then

being like oh i actually don't like this and everybody was like okay this feels misogynistic and he's like whoa whoa whoa and i'm like there's no context to this at all except you saw girls dancing to this video enjoying or this music like liking this song loving the vibe and being like sounds fucking weird because i don't feel that way so therefore must be something wrong with you because me ultimate pinnacle of taste which is of course what men say when their favorite movie it's a dark night and the wolf of wall street sorry i clocked you just i just i like i feel like i took a picture of the inside of his soul like how kendra said with her psychiatrist how he like programmed her brain and then said it back to her i feel like i did that with him

and i think that i'm counting my days until i get blocked yeah i told him about himself and i don't think he liked it whatsoever oh god it was so funny too and it's like the last time i've had a comment like that that was like just a joke you know sometimes it's like poignant or whatever but i was like that's been i don't know it was a good one how's the birthday party so fun my niece is a star like she loves attention she loves um i have i think i sent i think i sent you this picture but i didn't post it because i obviously don't post them but this photo of us all singing happy birthday to her because she got happy birthday saying to her twice because we had party and then we had like family we just like went over after because they didn't do gifts at

the party and we had to we built her or we got her and i made um but i didn't make i built it from the instructions um a little changing table for her doll that's like cute and it's got like storage and it also kind of looks like a crib and all that stuff So we like set that up and we like got to the house early and did all that. And then I had to leave the cake there. But I have these photos of her when everybody's saying happy birthday, including both sets of her grandparents on FaceTime. And she is like pointing to the camera with like the biggest like smile on her face.

Like I'm like, that looks like me at my birthday. And I was like, this is just so funny. She had a great time. She ate so many goldfish. she started putting goldfish into my hand and then taking the back of her little tiny two-year-old hand and then palming my whole hand over her face so she could just eat the goldfish out of my hand and i was like you are just so odd like you are just this little funny little weirdo and i love her and um it was great she got a unicorn towel that like the ones that you go over the head and

kind of looks like a unicorn and she insisted on wearing that the whole rest of the night even though it was a little too big and she did keep walking into walls and then i tried to take it and she was livid and i was like okay girl you are walking straight into these walls which is not feeling so good so maybe we we adjust um but she was so funny and i was playing with her brother and i will do like i'll like do like not like actual gymnastic stuff like with him but like will like spin around and i'll like show them how to like flip holding my hands and like climbing up my legs and doing all that kind of stuff and she obviously can't do that because she's two and so she started trying to do that with her doll and trying to make her doll do that and it was very

sweet and we had we had a great a great time and now oh and the elmo cake went over so well but my god how i was humbled when 90 of my comments were people saying is this a ground beef cake and then being like oh so sorry it's definitely a hot a flaming hot cheeto cake and i was like i 100 knew what it was from the small image that you picked i did i just don't think that i think people were trying to be funny and they were and it made me laugh so hard but i was like i wasn't even trying to like engagement farm like i i really said i think it's easy because i didn't think there was anything else you could guess besides well that's clearly fucking elmo i did have some people ask like how'd you get the frosting so red it does unfortunately take um

almost two entire tubes of frosting it took us at least one and a half of uh tubes of gel food red food coloring and our kitchen did look like a murder scene afterwards it was everywhere i went to like go do my makeup and i like it looked like there was blood splatter all over my face and i was like oh oops but i think i mean she loved it she loved having elmo on her cake and now i have to um use the power of influence to convince her brother that there's a pinocchio cake is like not that fun because i told him i don't do humans there are no humans on your case he's not human swear to god if you say that

he's probably going to fucking say that shit to me because that's the kind of kid he is well technically oh my god but I told him that the most I would do Pinocchio wise is a whale I mean that's the whole point of the movie is that he wants to be a real boy

so I'm hoping he comes up with something else because I'm like please don't make me do a fucking Pinocchio cake and also there's no way I'm doing a Pocahontas cake no no i'm refusing that no i don't care what i don't i don't care if it's the rack i don't care if it's a single character i'm not doing a pocahontas game because all i want in life is for him to get out of this pocahontas and pinocchio phase so we can stop listening to not the songs not

talking about the songs or people saying i'm talking about the scores i am so done with that i'm done with it i'm done with it i'm done with it because also he wants to like act it out and then is upset when i do it wrong and i go i'm so sorry i actually don't remember what happens during this silent part of the movie where no one is speaking and just the songs are playing sorry i thought i could play as i'm a part of the orchestra no that's not okay i have you can be a tree oh i mean i'm honestly he might let me be a tree yeah but i do think he'd give me some strong directions strong directions but it was so fun i got like yeah so many cute pictures of them and there was one kid who like just like turns to i was like talking to i think i was

talking to his mom or his dad and just like just like turns to us and he's holding in his fist like this a live praying mantis and everyone's like oh oh let's drop that and they're like yeah so he's been in we've been watching a lot of animal planet maybe a little too much he was zero fear and the rest of us adults are going trying to pick it up he didn't harm it at all somehow and i was like okay okay but i was like that's funny um and then my other favorite moment was one of the kids had to leave early and so my sister-in-law was like hey will you go tell them that they can like will you give them a cupcake and grab one of the goodie bags and i was like oh yeah and i go to do that and this other this other kid who's friends with my nephew he goes you don't actually think we're

gonna be leaving too and i was like oh and he goes to his mom being like mom i think it's time for us to leave and she goes no we're not leaving and then i go hey just so you know you don't have to leave to get the cupcake in the goodie bag they're just leaving early we're gonna do that soon and the mom was like oh my god i love how you knew exactly what his thought process was and then he goes he comes back up and he goes actually i i didn't mean to say that what i meant to say was i i'm gonna watch some tv when i get home and i said oh of course easy mix-up you got it i was like they're just like kids that age are just like so funny so fucking funny um so yeah it was it was a it was a good grand old time and now i just prepare for my nephew's birthday

and he's just a little bit of like a he's he's like a he's a little he's a little more strict he's a little more he's gonna be six yeah which is fucking crazy yes makes sense yeah he's he's he's got he's got a way of doing things so hopefully it goes well uh i also went to birthday party for adults oh so no elmo cake no elmo cake what kind of cake uh there were lots of not lots of sweet trees there were cupcakes there were browning there were brookies few things vanilla vanilla brownies that's a blondie yeah yeah it was at um a place called malibu wine and something but it wasn't it was not in malibu it was far away i was thinking it was in malibu i was like cool 30 minutes no it was let me see where this malibu wine safari

nope malibu wine in beer garden yes which is in west hills yeah so it's if you go from malibu and then you just keep driving in and in and in and in which is why i think they call it malibu but but you literally could say that about so many you could say that about santa monica i have been to many a birthday here and i have been exorbitantly late because i had accounted for driving to malibu yeah um so took me and also you know they're still doing that construction on the 405 so it took me because i didn't end up going i had to drive around because if i went on the 405 it would have taken me two hours but i went through hollywood so it still took me an hour and 15 minutes i had it's beautiful i had a good time there it was samantha and megan other

megan there's another yeah my god so like when we say things she'll be like my megan and i'll say my megan but i've hung out with other megan a ton too and so they were they both had their birthdays and um it was cool um except for the part where i got bit by 12 i got 12 mosquito bites no one else was really complaining about it samantha said she got none i'm still i found another one on my ankle today they are big i am itching i had to take a benadryl the other night because it just wasn't enough yeah and i just not having a good time with these mosquito bites i ended up what's really helping is putting tea tree oil and then putting aloe on top of it because the calamine lotion wasn't working but you know here i am they're on my

legs and on my arms god no it's like it's it's to me it's like the paper cut of like bug related issues where it's like sure in the scheme of things do i have zika no is it really fucking itchy and like and also like is it ever gonna get better it's only gonna get better if i stop itching it and like i have how the fuck am i supposed to i took my nails off because i was like i can't it itches so much yep so when i got the one on my lip and i was like well this sucks because unfortunately i can just take my bottom teeth and scrape it so i had it for like weeks because it was just so fucking itchy it's brutal it's a beautiful place though it is beautiful i just wish i didn't get ate so much lily loves it i used to be like one of lily's places um but i

met some cool people too so we'll see oh yeah um i also had the went to the signing for edwina's book and it was so much fun oh yay very inspirational viola davis really did her big one she was gonna sign but then she signed her book and do like me but she didn't want to take away from it so she left before the signing but it was they were talking for like an hour and a half it was nice oh nice how do they know each other i don't know how they initially met i think it's in the book but i know when they they were they lived together for a minute yeah but i assumed that it was both in la like acting wise uh i think they met when it no they met when edwina was in new york because she was moving to la and so then she stayed with viola i love those stories of like

people who like they both end up making it and like their like their friendship and i just like i'm always like so how did you like and all the a lot of times like oh we met doing this like tiny play that like never i don't think it was on something they might i don't remember them saying i don't remember saying because we recorded this book months ago and i don't remember exactly if it was in the book yeah i don't remember exactly but i know that they live together that's so fun yeah and they're also um each other's godchildren too oh that's sweet yeah well god mothers to their children but you know so that was good now i have to really buckle down and try to find a place to live yeah how's the plan for that because i know you had the one that you liked that was the

first one that you liked that it's like if you didn't like anything more yeah they just put the other ones on the market but i really like that house that i sent you um but they're looking for somebody like moving right away i mean you're getting closer i know but to like what's there right away october 1st and she was like we could maybe push it to october 15th but i'm like i'm sure if somebody is like i can move in october 1st and they're gonna pick them but i did apply for it yeah so um there's that whole essence of it now i gotta like start like because there's stuff i don't want to take like this couch so i need to start getting rid of stuff so that will be the plan for this weekend hey at least it'll be slightly cooler this weekend i won't be going

outside i don't think it was that hot last weekend it was humid see because your definition of human is different from my definition of humid that was not humid to me at all it was human it's the worst kind of human because it's not humid enough to make my hair look good but it's humid enough to make my hair look bad okay well and to me that's not enough i didn't feel it being humid at all i didn't feel glowy i just felt like i felt like i would just like dip my whole body like sticky sticky i wasn't hot well i guess it's also me i yeah at this point i i get hot a little too quickly oh i'm back on dancing with the stars tiktok i never really left because there's always somebody that i follow that's part of it already so like danielle official i was like already and

then you know i'm always staying abreast of what hillary baldwin is doing because i don't trust that woman and i have to track her movement yeah just make sure she is one eye open at all fucking times she hillary's goddamn fucking coming hillary thomas is coming so do you know the lore of her audience with the stars yes she's already been a professional dancer she beat some of the pros and i'm just like my god this woman like i know people are like wow what a scammer i have to commend someone who scams in every aspect of their life there are interviews literally recorded there are clips of people asking her in her interviews if she'd ever gone dancing with stars she said no i think that is cheating and now suddenly it's not like i'm addicted to that

i'm addicted to the fact that the accent is back i love that off so much i think it's so wild that she goes from new york to la and she goes oh it's back mommy i am just i'm obsessed with that leave because she was using it in their reality show so she she dips in and out but we have not been this level of accent um since i would say since like mainstream media heard that she was lying so she this we're we're at the level of accent of how do you say cucumber like we are just we're back in the heyday of it and i'm just like i'm shocked and i really do wish that her and anna delvey had been on the same season i think that that really would have fucked both of them up because they're both putting on different accents and i think it really would have like messed with

their head and they started with like talking like each other i think anna is too deep and she'll never get out really yeah because she has an accent it's just different from what it's just not the one yeah so like it'll she'll all regardless she'll have an accent totally so yeah well hillary's from boston she should be she should have a boston accent right yeah hey so um the dancing with the stars tiktok brings me joy because i don't know why every year i'm like oh dancing with the stars i don't watch the show but like you're you best bet i'm abreast on i've seen it i've seen all the dances the people i care about and i've i've i have people that i'm rooting for but i'm not watching the show i'm just watching all of the clips and jordan

childs is doing phenomenal so is uh what i thought jordan was on another season she's on this current season yeah well why are you making me second guess it yeah she is oh i don't know why i thought she was on the previous season no no suny was okay but i thought it i know that suny was but i thought that jordan was and i haven't i haven't seen her clips and i follow jordan oh my god she's doing with ezra they're a great duo let me see what's up she's doing phenomenal and lauren haraghi i think that is how you say it who was uh a part of his harmony not following her but i know i used i did follow her weird a tiktok sometimes does that yeah elaine from whatever her name is but friends with melissa shementi aka this stepmother from parent trap and like i didn't

know her story was that like she moved to la to be a dancer got hit by a car couldn't do it oh my god okay um who else am i like loving oh robert irwin i told mods i was like he i was asking him to guest people on i was like okay think of like the most famous australians and he was like chris hemsworth i was like no think like someone who robbie chris hemsworth thinks is more famous who like think of like i think he literally said margot robbie and then he said someone who i was like they're not australian um but i was like think of someone who all of those people would be like that is like the the pride and joy of australia like literally pick someone and he like could not get to it and i was like steve irwin he was like whoa what yes yes he's

doing phenomenal um yeah he actually like can dance which i was shocked by his sister did great when she was on it too and i'm like maybe there's something genetic there i remember all when they were born that's crazy i know but lauren i mean i don't know if you know this but there was a whole thing of when he was born his dad was holding him over the alligators oh that sounds like that vibe but lauren heregi from fifth harmony and fourth harmony they're calling them now and unharmonie she is that bitch is water the way that she moves is insane like it's just it's fucking insane and i am finally seeing people like talking about it because like other people are like talking about like oh this dance is more impressive it's like

no they look like two pros together like there is not one part of her that is like clunky like she's like disney princess like it is like everything is it's like she's floating through air and i'm so happy that that is who brandon is partnered with because again while i didn't watch all of that season i think him and chandler were robbed last year and so i'm so glad that like he because a lot sometimes like people get like a really like a stacked partner like someone who's like oh they're gonna do really well like they're like kind of like they've already got either some experience or whatever they're young they're very agile and they really want to do well sometimes once you have that then they like you get someone who's like maybe not so great after

that but i'm like oh you can go all the way because you should have won you should have won with chandler but so good and yeah i love watching on cliffs because then i mean i don't have to watch the blonde siblings i got on facebook for two seconds because my mom says she had posted something about me so i went on and when i when i opened facebook there was quote unquote photos from and i heavily mean these quotes because they were not real from a certain memorial that happened over the weekend and it had this isn't what your mom posted this is no this is separate i just when i opened facebook okay was it from like one of those never no i didn't know if she was posting this about like this is not real no it was just in my feed on random home feed that's

Like, not people you follow, not your friends? Yes. Okay, okay, okay. And there were photos of the blonde siblings and a couple other people from Dancing with the Stars thanking them for their testimonies that they did at this memorial. And I said,

this cannot be real. There's no way this is real. Everybody in the comments, except for, like, two or three people, are like, this is not real. I get on, because i need to fact check real quick yeah and see because i'm like there's no way that they would go to this no regardless of it how they may feel they feel towards this they would not go

no i'm sure 99 of them posted you know thoughts and not even thought not sarcastic thoughts and prayers just so i get on and it's of course fake and i'm just like this is what this is why i don't come on this cesspool of an app but also so many people were just like thanking them for speaking out well they really know their audience like the the demographic of people who like are diehard fans of those blonde twins and also diehard fans of that show the majority demographic is older white women in conservative states and those white women they also love jesus they also love they love white jesus they love white men with who say things and and and and it's got to be a certain set of things and then they go love them big fan i if i was i'd be like oh my god

cease and desist immediately there's this girl named like hannah brown yeah i'd never heard of her because at first i was like well i was like the bachelorette of course yeah checks out our why color reason we're shocked again yeah that hannah brown person i'd never heard of her not once in my life and people were like oh my god shocked i'm so sad and i'm like who is this and i do think that then but how i found out about it was i was seeing other people named hannah brown who are like hey it's not me and i'm like okay i do think y'all it's time that we retire the name some of you need to add it i guess like someone else added in their middle name and this girl also has her middle name in was like okay what the fuck i was like damn but i was dying at that

because that girl who she made her her response being like i was just like more i was there i was like girl you're so sunburned like you were there all day and apparently she lived so far away and drove out it's just so embarrassing and people are like I know she's MAGA because look at how red she is I'm like my god if it was me I'd be like okay throw in a turtleneck or something

like this is incriminating that tells me you were there all day and you were enthralled you didn't even reapply sunscreen nope also maybe you just beef tallow all of it is making a lot of sense to me

and i gotta say justice for beef tallow being used in the way it's meant to be used because it does taste delicious when you cook things in it but not for this all out health thing that people are trying to make it be no it just tastes you ever had beef tallow fries that should taste so good i'm like waiting for them to like start doing this with bacon grease like i'm just i'm like that's this like i hope you understand that like there is a use for that in the kitchen and everyone's like well you have no idea it's the only thing that cleared up my skin all that tells me is that you need a heavier moisturizer you need something with more fat in it and you you need something that's like that has more oil like there are things that are quite literally for your

skin and for your body and for your face that have the same properties of beef tallow and guess what you're not gonna smell yeah like you're not gonna smell like a steak is cooking up and also just think about like oil you put oil on a pan makes it smokes you know you get nice and hot and you like sear that's your skin out in the sun i smell like beef it just reminds me of that that vine sound i smell like beef do you know that girl i know it because you say it i do guilty guilty as charged jesse and i say it all the fucking time it's so fun This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows.

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on i sent you a video that you didn't respond to but it's okay because i haven't responded to so many oh i'm addicted to this video i've seen this video i figured you had it's already in my favorites so it is titus i don't even know what his real last name is because no i'm a regard i don't care because titus and dromedon is the is it's it sounds shakespearean which it's got a bounce to it yeah so i stumbled across this video of titus in a street interview with somebody it's in a different country that person has no idea who titus is and this person has 402 followers like it is a small account street interview who came across titus and titus looks good too no titus looks great and also my favorite part is

titus has a zero issue that this person has no idea who they are like literally is like they have no idea but knows that the camera knows and knows that when this is posted they might know which is so fucking funny yes and this person asked if titus would fuck them and titus looks at them and i was like you know what yeah i fuck you but they it was after they'd add some ask some questions that i will not repeat yeah um and titus they they asked for titus's number and titus's like no i'm famous so i'm not giving you my number and because of your instagram no no like i said i am famous and then like they're just laughing together and it's so fun it's just so heartwarming and hilarious and i really want to see this person's i need to like find out when

because when was this video oh it came out a day a day ago i would love to see either from the comments or their next video just like being like okay now what's your reaction now that you know that everybody's like yeah famous and famous famous so many people are just using memes of titus in the comments to respond to it too it's so good but i like his hair like this me too i love the outfit too i love the little pink got his guns out tats out too oh made me laugh okay now what about the one i sent you i my writing schedule has now changed to being monday so now i'm staying up all night and then falling asleep sleeping all day Tuesday so maybe that's why I had a drink I literally texted Liz

this morning being like are you okay I don't know if I'm feeling psychic or anxious but I woke up feeling worried maybe it's I knew that part maybe because I just woke up being like I need to check in on her like and I it wasn't like for any it was like there was no reason except my gut where I tried to talk myself out of it because I was like you're being you're gonna talk to her soon and i was like no you have to ask her if she's okay and you're like yeah no i'm fine but maybe it was that i was sensing that your writing schedule has changed so you know yeah you're busy and it's it's actually so much better for me because monday and tuesdays are my open days anyway and so that's perfect i love front loading my week yeah that's how i prefer because other i

want to all the creative stuff i have to do when i don't have other i have to like let my brain have enough time to get creative yep yep yep are we talking about with uh regina hall yes i've watched this whole interview so i think that's also why i didn't click on it i what specifically are they talking about this is about her international um her foreign film yes yes yes yes she is she this woman's just one of the great comedians yeah and she's not a comedian it but and if she was yeah if she was you bitches be out of a job she is so fucking funny i was dying and then i also saw that watch the clip again of um them talking about her accepting the award for kevin costner which i don't know how the fuck i missed that when that came out i

remember that and she's reading the teleprompter laughing because like they're like he really wishes he could be an engine okay i'm sure they all say whatever and as she's reading those there's weather issues weather issues and then we get you like no there's actually a serious weather event like this is dangerous and then and then when it goes oh and we here would like to and she's like oh my god it she also says something like we're all here why yes this was just he was in i think oh hi santa barbara santa barbara okay like literally being like rich people and then it literally ends with being like you know to like to help out the victims of this and she's like oh and it's everybody in the in the crowd is laughing and she's so good at like reading

the teleprompter and then like delivering a side joke like and then whatever and like it was so funny and she just like walks right i was like okay and everybody is in stitches but they're also feeling the same way that she is or they go oh no you made me laugh and now we're talking about like an actual serious thing but like we're calling for people to like send donations gonna help out and now you have an entire audience trying to stifle their laughter it was so good funny did you see her uh is it vogue that does the two truths one lie they do that with the cast whoever it is but hers is so good too because she's being completely serious the whole time and they cannot read her at all yep so funny i i also have to say um i don't know if we mentioned

this but we're talking about regina hall yeah sorry um but tiana taylor's energy and that whole thing we are taking it so seriously so so so seriously but i oh my god i'm i want to see that movie so fucking bad now i want to see it because of these antics and i'm like do they even talk in the movie because i mean i wanted to see it before i know tiana taylor's in a lot of it but i don't think regina hall isn't because i think you're right in the fact that i thought tiana taylor played the his ex who passed and regina hall played someone who's current current yeah but i think you're right i think it is switched so but i yeah my neighbor saw they said it was great oh did you see their spirit tunnel no i thought you blocked i did but it pops up on

other things because other people will repost it everybody's farming clips now so even if i block one thing yeah you just see it next to someone playing with slime yeah not even that they're just redoing it now i there's something wrong with tiktok at this point well they're hearing i know what what's wrong but even like most of the clips from this podcast have not been like the one you sent me is not from you're right i noticed that was specifically with this podcast where i was like god there's so many different i kept going being like well let me see the rest of the clips and i go well this isn't the original account yeah this is just too much oh yeah i'm not dancing next to her that's so funny actually it's beautiful i love that color on her yeah they

she's just yeah even how did you hear the story about how she got booked on this so she lives next door to the director okay and so she was redoing her like garden and stuff and he was like hey i'd like to come talk to you and she's like giving him a whole tour of her garden because she thinks he's asking her about the garden hey girl i get it i want to see your garden too i love the garden just like let her go yeah with it and then they went inside and he was like so there's movie i want to talk to you about she's like got her gloves on oh oh a job okay get he is married to i don't even know who the director is yes you do i've seen him i just don't remember thomas anderson the one i can't remember to save my life i'm just saying i didn't know who

the director of this film was okay he is married to um that's her name i'm just gonna let you struggled through this because i know who it is i know i really want to be like chicken man i'm literally quoting her and i can't it is she is in that show that you like let me just come up with her name let me come up with her name i do test myself on this where i like don't let myself google for a certain amount of time because i'm like it's as good for my uh trying to prevent dementia i mean she's best friends with the person that's in this interview i know or who's doing the interviewing that's the part that's hard she's also been on she's been on tv her whole life her entire fucking imdb at this point i just i'm struggling with this she oh hold on she has

to get to her beyonce let me get to her beyonce hot ones that's what i was about to say she has two different iconic hot ones where neither one of them she is being herself in them do you know the issue is that you never mind i'm not gonna tell you the name that is like will not leave my head which is not her it looks nothing like her but the name is also just someone whose name is regina which is why it's in my head maya rudolph there we go okay the other the name that i had to get out of my head which i probably should have just said it earlier so it would have left my head was regina specter who's a singer who's not nothing not at all but i just have the name regina in my head and so i said regina well it's not that's what we're talking

about and then it's like regina's like that's not it's literally not her at all and as soon as i left that out of my head there it was my rudolph right there uh yeah so that is who he's married to which put her is she in any of his movies i don't know i don't think so maybe that's better for the relationship for not to be also be real i you know i can't tell you what his filmography is because i did think it was the same as the other one paul thomas anderson i don't think so no oh he did licorice pizza yeah oh he did the movie uh uh i think sasha's in this isn't she she's an inherent vice i knew that and he did that movie cool all right well anything else i think that is it um i told you i decided on my halloween costume yeah we talked about that

okay and i got it yeah you sent me the wig and i was like i don't know what this is for yeah um i don't think people are gonna get it but and i i also said that that's okay i said i've watched this movie numerous times yeah and um i wouldn't have got this but well it's fine also i will say that like i think it is so niche but if anybody's like oh my god what like what a silly niche costume you should have seen the ones that i tried to do that i even i was second guessing if this was too niche and i did pitch a couple of them in the um facebook group and only one person knew one of them which i was like okay if if this is this isn't even my niches one i can do this one but me trying to do someone a video of someone i still love that idea all right well thank you

all for joining us tune in on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday thursday we've got don't blame me and then we'll be back here on friday for another thorough fisting fist you later this is a sister sign production hosted by me megan ranks and me melissa d montz plus diamond imprint productions Thanks for watching!