Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong Result: Bitch Stole My Costume

Episode Date: November 24, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from BAIW Bitch Stole My Costume, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:56 Oh, man! Shop back to school at IKEA. welcome back to fisting friday hope you're ready to get fisted oh yeah this is the oddest time that we've ever recorded this a tuesday at 4 32 p.m without anything else yeah we were only recording this um melissa was so kind and so generous to um notice when i did not have my meds to be like i don't think that this is gonna work recording tomorrow today or not what day we were gonna record for monday yesterday yeah and you're like usually not a day we record on but this thursday is thanksgiving which i like how you said that yeah i mean it's a holiday more it's
Starting point is 00:01:43 just a food holiday there's no meaning behind it it's just early dinner yeah it's just the one day out of the week where you eat dinner pretty fucking early yeah so um so yeah so we're recruiting this and then we'll do the rest on friday hell yeah hell yeah i look so fucking stupid i need to shower so badly i do too i haven't today i usually do every day but today i didn't feel like it oh yeah me i'm i'm really on top of my showering schedule normally this is just like a total one off it's not i'm disgusting you were out in the streets today no and you know that like that is specifically why i need like i need i need to shower expeditiously after this because i have touched outside air and like i feel that way when i touch my porch air or like when i like touch
Starting point is 00:02:33 even like yard air but like i went into stores yeah i'm about to scrub my body clean yeah yesterday i feel like i took enough showers yesterday because i went to a korean spa and i took one before i got there to shave and everything and then when i got there i had to shower the night i went and did all the steam rooms and got a massage and all that stuff and then i came back and i took another shower so i had three showers yesterday without doing any physical activity have you gotten a scrub there before yes i really want to try it but i'm afraid like i'll bleed i think you will okay because they really get into it if you would like a scrub i would suggest you get one of the scrummy materials and do it at home that's what i have yeah yeah i
Starting point is 00:03:22 don't think that you you will like i'm red after yeah so i'll be reddened with blood like your skin feels so nice but like it's not because they're like slapping and doing every when i say every crevice of your body they're getting between your booty cheeks like everywhere your leg is up in the air naked as you're lying next to somebody else that's naked because everybody's naked in the room together yeah they're like up in between your legs and stuff like i'm just afraid i'd queef i feel like well the thing is because you're lying on um a wet surface as it is because they're constantly pouring water on you it's making the same noises anyway so it blends right in yeah and i'm sure it blends in i'm sure that everyone that they they would just be like
Starting point is 00:04:13 whatever like yeah we need a new book everybody queefs everybody yeah um but uh it was yeah it was great i love that for you somebody just got in an accident outside can i get that extra speed bump extra just a speed bump yeah well you got the stop sign right or you got what'd you get nothing oh well you could make a whole portfolio a whole binder a presentation oh i send it every time that's i'm now i'm like because i got an alert on from um citizen and it has the intersection and yep i i will be taking pictures when we're done of course you will i think that there needs to be um a pledge that the the uh the consequence of not adhering to is something something horrific so it encourages us but i think if la pd or whatever fucking organization of la has the
Starting point is 00:05:16 helicopters unless you're going to let me know what they are for on the citizen app i don't have to call that goddamn number if i have to hear a helicopter circling i better know what it is for and then i can tell you and i should be able to give it a rating system one through five do i as a civilian think that this was necessary for you to be circling around my house and around my neighborhood for the last four to five hours like i need to know like if it's like oh someone robbed cvs i go let them get away let them get away and if it's like no you know something extreme violence here uh and it's the person didn't this is not good it's not a good violence then i would be like okay let's find them but do you think maybe you you you you're having a little bit of uh uh
Starting point is 00:05:59 hard with your eyesight because you've been up there for a very long time right what are you seeing up there that we're not you know i co-sign everything you just said thank you it just pisses me off because like you see those videos on tiktok where people are going through downtown la and like it's a was a high speed chase and it became a slower speed chase because the wheels fall off and they're skirting around that i need to be able to see a live feed of that to know my tax dollars are going to the helicopter otherwise i don't want my tax dollars going to that fucking helicopter right and even with the live speed chases most of them they don't need to be go just let them go just they're gonna they're gonna run out of gas eventually exactly humor them yeah
Starting point is 00:06:37 like don't shut down the entire fucking freeway pisses me off yeah if there's not a child that's been stolen i just think policing would do a lot better if you just said that's what i i when i tell you my i'm like domestic violence children it's where we kind of are and like you know school shooters but like you're not doing shit for that but like there's those things and everything else i go if they if they committed the crime and you didn't catch them on the spot face to face handcuffs ready they won let them take that time yep why are you wasting everybody because you're wasting everybody's time you're also it's the news crews that helicopter um also like you're getting all these police officers involved in this where they can be elsewhere
Starting point is 00:07:27 and then also you're putting other people's lives in danger because these people are driving so fast and they're hitting numerous other cars on the way and it's also just like really embarrassing like just like do you not have the self-ick like oh my god you guys if you didn't catch them already it's like stop right it's like chasing after a car on your on foot and then it's like okay after a while just quit it like that uh one time that was just a couple weeks ago where that person stole the uh trailer and then they had on a wig because they were going to run into the denny's and swap out but their wig fell off like hilarious yes but y'all should be in beers and also respect to the bit like come on it's just it makes me makes me aggravated
Starting point is 00:08:15 aggravated because there were helicopters circling for probably like five hours and i couldn't figure out like you can call this number to find out what it's for and i'm like if it's not on the citizen app you don't need you don't need a fucking helicopter anyways all right well shall we get into visiting friday i think we shall this is for episode 87 and we're gonna be telling you the results of all your votes first up me melissa says unmarried childless people should not get your tickets now for the dog stars it's no surprise how fast civilization can disappear There are people out there
Starting point is 00:08:59 They need our help Shoot first and inquire afterwards Okay tough guy Arm up Get gifts from the family They are giving individual gifts This was a copy paste Okay
Starting point is 00:09:21 19 said that i was wrong 81 said i was not wrong this one says i'm the youngest of six and three of my siblings have kids in the last five plus years he's already doing chris kringle they said kindle but i'm assuming chris kringle unless they're all getting kindle books uh at least with siblings so we don't have to get everyone presents several years in a row my sister who is also my godmother is that a thing no oh for them it is i know but here's the thing the whole godparents thing is like it is none of it's like it's all everyone makes up their own rules for like what it is um and who's also my godmother was to get me a gift and would either not have gotten me anything yet on christmas or give me a bit of cash she's chronically busy and likes it
Starting point is 00:10:05 that way but that shit is not my problem someone said i still get macaroni art on the holidays from my nephew not so much from my niece anymore at least the reference there yeah then we have me Megan needs celebs to stop cosplaying as minimum wage employees for promotional campaigns. 1% said I was wrong. 99% said I was not wrong. I have to say, one of the ones that gave me quite a fucking giggle when someone said the only exception is Gaga, because we got this. And it is a photo of Lady Gaga as a barista with little pink glasses on and a ribbon that
Starting point is 00:10:45 is a ribbon that I would have loved to buy at Michael's today. It was definitely the color I was looking for, a very nice chartreuse kind of green. And I've never seen this photo before in my fucking life. I hadn't either. From this photo alone, I agree, this is exempt. It's the same thing with Lana at Waffle House. Have you seen the AI images that people have done of celebrities working at coffee shops? No.
Starting point is 00:11:12 It scares me. I hate AI. I hate it too. So much. And every time one of those comes across my screen, I'm like, why would you do this? Great question, Melissa, because I have this every time I see one, I go, why? What was that reason? Like, it is just, first of all, no matter what, there's something sinister in the eyes there.
Starting point is 00:11:32 There's something sinister in the whole, in the whole comp, like, how it's composed, the entire, there's just something about it that is, like, bad vibes. This is off. and i just have to say as someone who like believes in the spooky scaries i just cannot think that there's anything good about constantly creating these ai images which we know are coming from other people's real images and we just think this is not going to have like real world future comp like consequences like this is spooky and eerie yes and i want people to stop doing it please me too and stop with your fucking yearbook photos especially my fellow sag actors i'm like you motherfuckers stop well sack doesn't uh define what ai is so well no performers a performer and
Starting point is 00:12:18 they don't they actually don't really call us people so it becomes a gray area if we're humans or not yeah all right uh then we've got one that says i feel this way about beyonce writing about quitting nine to five she's never had in her life it doesn't make her more relatable i be relatable i yeah i don't need beyonce to be relatable either and i don't i just don't think that um that is the interpretation it was more like um be your own boss is what she was saying yeah i mean and not necessarily in like a actual work sense but be your own boss also she was married when she wrote single ladies wasn't she she was yeah like i just i think in terms of like that like the anthems that we get you don't there are very few people very few artists who i
Starting point is 00:13:17 go to for um real life real time relatable we're both going through this together um and i think if we're gonna nitpick in that sense we should really nitpick my big issue is the country star of being like i'm so broken i live in a tiny home with my with my girl and my dog and my beer and it's like kid rock you're from like boston and you have like a 60 million dollar home like let's not do this here but also it's just storytelling at the end of the day it's supposed to be entertainment so and it's also like kind of funny because it's like yeah beyonce is it but also i think too when i think of people like beyonce um and i think similarly to like beyonce britney mary-kate and ashley i'm like if you want to talk about being tired from work you've been working since you
Starting point is 00:14:05 were a child so like say how fucking tired you are like you were paying bills as a child like that's just bills bills hard exactly uh someone said it's hella cringe when i work at the retail when i worked at the retail store they put it in quotes walmart walmart as an assistant store manager retail really made my mental well-being terrible as well as my other associates that i had to mother then and not myself plus root customers writer number one versus fellow flight passenger who sat in her row 62 said the writer is wrong 38 said the writer is not wrong someone said because she hadn't paid for the whole row i wouldn't have said anything something y'all didn't talk about though that made my skin crawl was that he sat on her blanket absolutely not and
Starting point is 00:14:52 I just wanted to issue a formal apology. You're right. I did fully miss that. And that is disgusting. Though I will say my follow-up question is, is that your personal blanket or is that an airline blanket? Because you will not find me touching an airline blanket to my skin ever. My thoughts on it was, I thought about it, but I'm also like, it's touching every surface on the airplane anyway so it's disgusting one two because of the way that you described it i'm guessing there were three seats in the row so like you had this blanket spread across three seats that's doing too much so i didn't like he he sat on it i would have was it a little like corner that was just like over probably an accident if he sat like on a full
Starting point is 00:15:44 part of the blanket not an accident but also you were taking up a lot of space that was not space that you bought yeah and i also hope that maybe that deterred you if it was an airline blanket i hope that deterred you from putting it on your body um because two things i have learned is things that you should never do on planes blankets hot water coffee yeah any tea anything with the hot water hot water so um and the water in the bathroom floor is not water from the sink if any flight attendants or people who work on airlines want to be like oh actually no this is this i i'm gonna highly doubt it because i learned this from flight that's what i was gonna say i've learned this information straight from flight attendants so so um the only time that i
Starting point is 00:16:28 will like say like fuck it is if i am flying in a lay flat business or first class coming back from like something that is so grueling and exhausting that like i am a shell of a human that i'm like so disgusting that i thinking i deserve whatever nasties are on this blanket yeah it's not it's not i'm not treating myself i'm like punishing myself no because you're going to go home and scrub anyway so yeah what is one more layer of filth exactly so that's coming from someone that has contamination issues yeah there's a time to be absolutely foul in your in your high and like and that is not when you're starting a vacation that is when you're on your way home and you're sunburned and you're pissed off like then you know as long as you know what you're
Starting point is 00:17:18 doing but if it was your personal blanket like don't don't do that again because like he that's so gross that he sat on it and also I don't want you to put your personal blanket on the seats unless you're planning on washing it as soon as you get home or have like me have designated clothes and things that I only have for the plane and as soon as I get if I'm going somewhere as soon as I get there I put it in one of those plastic bags that they have in the that you're supposed to like do laundry in put it immediately put it in there tie it up don't look at it again till I get home and douse it in hot water or when you come home putting it directly in hot water with antibacterial stuff that they make for laundry plus everything i'm using to clean and oxy clean
Starting point is 00:18:10 if any of you are new here you should know that melissa was incredibly prepared for the pandemic if that wasn't a good like just know that this is not post-pandemic well this is this is who she's been who she'll always be and we just happen to have a pandemic in the midst of it and guess who was right you and i will say that i will say that from the fucking rooftops i think that if they ask the flight attendant then it's fine but they also literally sat on her stuff and didn't ask her to move it first so i think they'll they are definitely in the wrong because why would you just sit on a stranger's stuff i don't think she's wrong for asking maybe a bit petty though i agree it would be so embarrassing if the flight attendant
Starting point is 00:18:52 said it was okay i also agree that she got lucky lol i think the writer is technically in the wrong that being said i really wish i could be as assertive as she was and i love it when women take up space i also wholeheartedly agree with that like very much what we said in the first episode which is i wouldn't do it i think it's brave and bold and if you and if if you win you fucking win someone said in my opinion writer was wrong was so wrong on this if they expected to get a whole row to themselves they should have paid for a whole row for themselves i think writer and the man in question were ultimately both looking to have a nice relaxing flight where they could feel alone but i'm not sure writer sees it that way i get hoping no one sits next to you but to
Starting point is 00:19:33 ask them to move from a seat you didn't pay for is wild also not wrong and we've written number two versus the friend who stole her halloween costume slash couple costume three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong um writer i want you to know whoever voted that you are that you were wrong we rebuke that energy and i'm just i don't know how many of those people voted wrong but i'm saying all of them voted wrong because this to me is like this might be one of those offensive things that someone could actually do i didn't know that this was maybe the most insulting thing that someone could ever do you know this was on the table me neither and like my life has never been the same sense like knowing that this is an option
Starting point is 00:20:12 of betrayal is like really changed the stakes in the game for me so like just know that like no matter what anyone says like you're so not wrong this is my personal hell um someone said writer this is not your friend yikes wholeheartedly agree someone else said this would upset me so much which same i think the only ones i have i think that's it i think we were all just shocked bamboozled hoodwinked by that flabbergasted i learned something new about humans that day i wish i could go back oh then we have my wrong of the week i nominated claire malone maloney i'm sure 99 said malone is wrong one percent said that she is not wrong and nobody messaged to excuse me nobody messaged to disagree with her at all i think um i think we all have
Starting point is 00:21:10 very similar feelings about her how did you end up going before me i don't know um and then uh mine was central park karen amy cooper who is wrong 99 said cooper is wrong 1 said cooper is not wrong apparently someone said that both the karen and the guy who she harassed Both her last names are Cooper. Yeah, I said that during the recording. And so now thinking about it, this is even more idiotic for her to get out here and say this because now there's even more SEO to show which Cooper is talking.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Like, I'm just like, there is no more mess up of like the technological age where they accidentally like these both Coopers are getting lumped in together. Like you really made a name for yourself individually aside from this, tying you back to this. Yep. so thirsty did you see that tweet about being like um i'm really happy travis kelsey made his way back to his people like because white people discovering travis kelsey for the first time and it's being
Starting point is 00:22:23 like you guys have no way and they're like you know i'm i'm happy for him he's he's i guess he's he's back at home but it's like people are like how the fuck it's like hearing people talk about him like that's the first day they've ever been introduced to him and everyone else is like what are you talking about he was literally in the super do people not remember him from the super bowl that was like the earlier this year that was like the that was the beginning introduction to him and then for the rest of the world it has been in the last like two weeks i don't understand like i didn't even watch the super bowl and i knew who he was from that i only knew who he was from the super bowl because um he does not have the energy or the vibe that i like in my professional
Starting point is 00:23:04 athletes which are random ones that i find on tiktok that i then decide i'm going to root for this individual person i regardless of the team forever and it's usually the ones who are so excited that their mom is in the audience and they're like just jumping up and down and they're so excited and they're funny and they forget they're miked up but like none of this slick stuff i like a goofy like what does mod say that i like um is it a linebacker or a center like something like i like the big big big like the one they look like cardboard boxes and they are just like jumping up and down so excited and like i love that i love a personality hire and like that's what i look for in my sports is who's the personality hire like the the the kiwi who also
Starting point is 00:23:48 was a professional rugby player and then was like you know i think i'm gonna like hop on over to like the nfl which i was like crazy and then oh yeah yeah and now can sing with the voice of an angel And I'm like, you are too fucking talented and gorgeous. Yes, I saw that guy. Like, that's what I love. I love, I saw this video of this guy, no clue what football player he was. And the funny thing is, I used to be such a big sports player, but it's a lot of commitment to keep up. Not sports player.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Well, I was sports player, but also sports watcher. I was very big in watching sports. And I knew everything about everything. but um now i don't um this guy jumped up he had the football and he was giving it to his mom in the stands and then the fans like a fan took it and then the other fans were like no no he was giving it to his mom and then they just and then he just handed it over and i just thought that whole interaction was wholesome yeah my favorite sports content and i'm just gonna tell the nfl we have beef already so like they're not listening to this but like i will watch the games i wasn't
Starting point is 00:24:59 getting when i have real beef with them i forgot yeah we have litigation beef um there were lawyers involved um but like there was money involved there was money involved and now that money's planned parenthood much to their dismay um i would watch the i would watch it if like you instead of focusing on who's winning the game if we centered the fact that these are young men who are living out their childhood dreams who are just so happy to be there show me that show me you want to edit it like American Idol the audition weeks yes no that's exactly what I fucking want and I want like and there was one where I started crying and I go I don't know this man where it was like this one I like asked Mott's I was like I saved the video and I was like what
Starting point is 00:25:48 happened here like i don't understand what this is about but like i want to know and he goes oh this guy um he got like subbed in because someone else got hurt and it's like his first time he just got traded to this team he's like never played before and he's like there was a quarterback and so like you know you've got to like run the plays and do that so he doesn't know how they communicate he doesn't know any of this kind of stuff and people like fans really mad and they were just like booing him and he was on the sidelines just crying and all of the guys just came up and they're like it's okay man we got and they were like hugging him and i was like i'm gonna cry like i am i am going to cry like i am watching teammates teammate and that's just beautiful that's sweet
Starting point is 00:26:23 yeah i don't know how we got here oh travis and i'm just saying no offense to travis kelsey travis kelsey is not involved in any of this though i will say his tweets are so fucking funny some people are very offended there are some that are like 2010 a man who looks like that i'm not thinking they're gonna be like the the kindest to women but i do have to say people who took personal offense with ones where he was like why are there so many ugly girls here you don't need to self-identify as an ugly girl i just need all of us to not look at that tweet and go that is so mean who's it mean to who because i'm not ugly you're not ugly there who are you i'm sorry who's assigning ugly here because it's not me
Starting point is 00:27:02 and you've never called anybody ugly exactly right especially 13 years ago i definitely didn't now i just say not my taste but um because they're not there's somebody's taste not mine but i'll say like not my type did i yes or i'll say that person has a nasty vile soul which is like or an ugly soul like you are you are you have an ugly soul but like i just need us all to not self-identify as ugly girls because we're so much better than that so yeah i used to say that he was a he was a fuck boy trying to be pretend to be a himbo and for that i'm sorry because this man is clearly a himbo like this man is so clearly just like and this is why it's not my type remember that one clip we posted on tiktok
Starting point is 00:27:58 golden retriever energy that is not my vibe what about his brother his brother i that that to me is like more of a like more of that vibe he's a family man yeah he's always talking about his family always no very cute i've seen them clips of his wife and his wife is like very funny and so like i i like that vibe and like his kids too um but there is something about like i people know that there is something about the hot uncle thing of being like yeah i've got like my nieces and that i'm like ew stop using these children you're related to to like be like look how cool and like here's the thing does it work without a doubt like if you have a crush on a guy and like he's like oh i'm just hanging with my nieces and nephews you're
Starting point is 00:28:45 like oh my god pussy throbbing but like there's something like when it's like his kids and he's like giving them shit like i think that's wholesome and fun and sweet plus he's on the eagles and a lot of like my favorite players from the tiktoks i've seen are on the eagles and i love philly so he does get points there because Kansas City, what's that? I actually when I lived in I lived in Olathe, Kansas, which is
Starting point is 00:29:12 a suburb of Kansas City. I thought it was Missouri. Huh? What? Kansas City. Kansas City is in both Kansas and Missouri. So which is the, where's the team? I think it's technically in Missouri, but like
Starting point is 00:29:28 it's just like, think of oh is it like just la county think of la cincinnati is like half in people will either claim anything about but people like you when you say you're from kansas city people just like what side and there's no like judgment based on it oh okay um and like it's just like if la county straddled a i thought they were two different cities and two different totally no okay so then it is cincinnati it's like people kentucky will claim cincinnati because it's like kind of right on the border i think or the people i know are just weird okay but it's legit a city that's in both that is one conglomerate like it's one thing um so
Starting point is 00:30:14 um i would go to um because of craft that my mom worked with um we got box seats to go to the games all the time and also go to these little mini training camps that they would have for kids of cute employees of craft and so we've got to like go and toss a ball around with the football players so if i was a child now i would be tossing a ball around with him that's so fucking cute yeah okay well kansas city i take it back also i just have to say it's the color scheme that throws me off i would never say that i'm a kansas city cheese fan but like i i have had interaction that i enjoyed with them that they were paid to entertain you know what most of the time unless they're your parents the adults in your a lot of the adults in your life as a child are
Starting point is 00:31:05 paid to be there yeah doesn't mean they don't like you i remember um me and my megan my sister were at um one of these things that they had at one point and um megan was complaining about like oh i can't like um we were kicking field goals and she's like i can't do it and i was like bitch move and i did it and there and then all the players were like you say you could and i was like that wasn't me that was my sister i knew i could i know don't get it twisted i'm not insecure don't come out here being like you're insecure who knows what for you're like no no no i know my worth i know what i'm doing i can tell you and i've got a good assessment at my skills and a wonderful addition to your team kick to field goal none of the other kids did i did and
Starting point is 00:31:55 i knew i could that's impressive thank you it was also on a weekday so it was out to like 11 o'clock at night had to go to school the next day i go to school i'm sorry i was training with the chiefs i'm so sorry it was i was in training camp all day i'm i'm pooped absolutely fucking wiped i love that that's that's very fun i do think though like my other nfl hot take is i need there no offense to miami miami is not my city i love miami for other people miami is just no i just can't i don't i don't like cocaine like i don't like that's a really bad experiences at the beaches there. I had a great time in Miami. I don't do drugs, but, um, I had a great time. I ate a great fish taco in Miami, but also just know that this is the end of a trip. So I was
Starting point is 00:32:46 fucking, I was ready to get my ass fucking home. Um, and there was a used condom on the beach and I was like, I'm scarred. Take me home. And there was one floating in the water. It was just, it was not my vibe. Um, and, uh, but I will say what Miami has that other people don't show me where the girly girl girly pop color schemes are besides Miami give me that fucking turquoise and like where is a team with a lilac like where's a fucking pink like give me a cute ass color scheme I need the art director for and also Miami you get to eat little dolphins that's so fucking cute get out of here with the red and yellow ketchup and mustard Gryffindor USC color it's tired it's old and it's fucking tired we've done it we've had it before every fucking
Starting point is 00:33:33 team is that when i look on the screen i go who's that because i don't know who's playing because you have the same goddamn fucking color scheme but you know what i always know miami looking so cute i just think we need more of those and also i would just love that like if we just could change the broncos instead of being like we can add in like have big sororities where like we have our like our signature shades and then we throw in other shades of the same colors they do a baby blue with bronco like throw in a cute little baby blue with that with that regular colored blue and the orange is that your home team well as in the house that you inhabit the team that everyone cheers for in the home is not big in the bay area and if anyone says it's big
Starting point is 00:34:16 in the big big in the bay area i would ask to say how close is your area to the bay marshawn lynch would like to have a word with you i would just i would just have a question because like it's just not it's not like the the baseball and and and basketball tend to be just like bigger um you're hurting a lot of people's feelings right now no they're because the teams all the teams are leaving all of them they're not going to be there anymore that's why melissa aren't really it's like the same thing with la it's just kind of like well okay it's just not huge so i don't have him uh my loyalty growing up also my dad's from pittsburgh so like steal we were like stealers um but he's also like my father's not a football man he's he'll watch to
Starting point is 00:35:03 kind of go along with like that's that's not him um so i'm i'm my home team is probably the broncos yeah yeah my hometown's my home team's 49ers and i know it's just fucking so funny to me i don't know anyone from the bay who's like i fucking ride for the niners and i know a couple people in la who are like no it's my fucking team and i'm like i'm so happy for you i'm sorry i never appreciated them i'm not gonna be a arkansas person where fucking cowboys are the team gross yeah awful but i do they'd love that reality show when they were finding the dancers and i on tiktok recently and i was like wow tv was so problematic i'm so anti-cowboys i couldn't even watch that miss well good because it's really really fucked up and very offensive and i saw
Starting point is 00:36:00 nothing wrong with it but that's because my brain was rotted watching you were a child though and i was watching america's next top model like i was so used to having these gorgeous beautiful successful women being like get off the stage ugly and i'm being like okay like it was so it was so fucked up yeah people aren't whoa i mean travis kelsey you can't call people ugly but we got tv i know you've got you've got whatever the fuck her name is vandals you got my cheerleader being like you've got great spirit but an ugly face it's like oh my gosh it's so bad it's so bad it's really fucked up okay well this was a long episode happy football yay there's probably a lot of it playing right now yeah
Starting point is 00:36:43 alright goodbye bye

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