Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong Result: Bitch Stole My Costume
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welcome back to fisting friday hope you're ready to get fisted oh yeah this is the oddest time
that we've ever recorded this a tuesday at 4 32 p.m without anything else yeah we were only
recording this um melissa was so kind and so generous to um notice when i did not have my
meds to be like i don't think that this is gonna work recording tomorrow today or not what day we
were gonna record for monday yesterday yeah and you're like usually not a day we record on but
this thursday is thanksgiving which i like how you said that yeah i mean it's a holiday more it's
just a food holiday there's no meaning behind it it's just early dinner yeah it's just the one day
out of the week where you eat dinner pretty fucking early yeah so um so yeah so we're recruiting this
and then we'll do the rest on friday hell yeah hell yeah i look so fucking stupid i need to
shower so badly i do too i haven't today i usually do every day but today i didn't feel like it oh
yeah me i'm i'm really on top of my showering schedule normally this is just like a total one
off it's not i'm disgusting you were out in the streets today no and you know that like that is
specifically why i need like i need i need to shower expeditiously after this because i have
touched outside air and like i feel that way when i touch my porch air or like when i like touch
even like yard air but like i went into stores yeah i'm about to scrub my body clean yeah
yesterday i feel like i took enough showers yesterday because i went to a korean spa
and i took one before i got there to shave and everything and then when i got there i had to
shower the night i went and did all the steam rooms and got a massage and all that stuff and
then i came back and i took another shower so i had three showers yesterday without doing any
physical activity have you gotten a scrub there before yes i really want to try it but i'm afraid
like i'll bleed i think you will okay because they really get into it if you would like a scrub i
would suggest you get one of the scrummy materials and do it at home that's what i have yeah yeah i
don't think that you you will like i'm red after yeah so i'll be reddened with blood like your skin
feels so nice but like it's not because they're like slapping and doing every when i say every
crevice of your body they're getting between your booty cheeks like everywhere your leg is up in the
air naked as you're lying next to somebody else that's naked because everybody's naked in the
room together yeah they're like up in between your legs and stuff like i'm just afraid i'd
queef i feel like well the thing is because you're lying on um a wet surface as it is because
they're constantly pouring water on you it's making the same noises anyway so it blends right
in yeah and i'm sure it blends in i'm sure that everyone that they they would just be like
whatever like yeah we need a new book everybody queefs everybody yeah um but uh it was yeah it
was great i love that for you somebody just got in an accident outside can i get that extra speed
bump extra just a speed bump yeah well you got the stop sign right or you got what'd you get
nothing oh well you could make a whole portfolio a whole binder a presentation oh i send it every
time that's i'm now i'm like because i got an alert on from um citizen and it has the intersection
and yep i i will be taking pictures when we're done of course you will i think that there needs
to be um a pledge that the the uh the consequence of not adhering to is something something horrific
so it encourages us but i think if la pd or whatever fucking organization of la has the
helicopters unless you're going to let me know what they are for on the citizen app i don't have
to call that goddamn number if i have to hear a helicopter circling i better know what it is for
and then i can tell you and i should be able to give it a rating system one through five do i as
a civilian think that this was necessary for you to be circling around my house and around my
neighborhood for the last four to five hours like i need to know like if it's like oh someone robbed
cvs i go let them get away let them get away and if it's like no you know something extreme violence
here uh and it's the person didn't this is not good it's not a good violence then i would be
like okay let's find them but do you think maybe you you you you're having a little bit of uh uh
hard with your eyesight because you've been up there for a very long time right what are you
seeing up there that we're not you know i co-sign everything you just said thank you it just pisses
me off because like you see those videos on tiktok where people are going through downtown la and
like it's a was a high speed chase and it became a slower speed chase because the wheels fall off
and they're skirting around that i need to be able to see a live feed of that to know my tax
dollars are going to the helicopter otherwise i don't want my tax dollars going to that fucking
helicopter right and even with the live speed chases most of them they don't need to be go
just let them go just they're gonna they're gonna run out of gas eventually exactly humor them yeah
like don't shut down the entire fucking freeway pisses me off yeah if there's not a child that's
been stolen i just think policing would do a lot better if you just said that's what i i when i
tell you my i'm like domestic violence children it's where we kind of are and like you know
school shooters but like you're not doing shit for that but like there's those things and
everything else i go if they if they committed the crime and you didn't catch them on the spot
face to face handcuffs ready they won let them take that time yep why are you wasting everybody
because you're wasting everybody's time you're also it's the news crews that helicopter um also
like you're getting all these police officers involved in this where they can be elsewhere
and then also you're putting other people's lives in danger because these people are driving so fast
and they're hitting numerous other cars on the way and it's also just like really embarrassing
like just like do you not have the self-ick like oh my god you guys if you didn't catch
them already it's like stop right it's like chasing after a car on your on foot and then
it's like okay after a while just quit it like that uh one time that was just a couple weeks
ago where that person stole the uh trailer and then they had on a wig because they were going
to run into the denny's and swap out but their wig fell off like hilarious yes but y'all should
be in beers and also respect to the bit like come on it's just it makes me makes me aggravated
aggravated because there were helicopters circling for probably like five hours and i couldn't figure
out like you can call this number to find out what it's for and i'm like if it's not on the
citizen app you don't need you don't need a fucking helicopter anyways all right well
shall we get into visiting friday i think we shall
this is for episode 87 and we're gonna be telling you the results of all your votes
first up me melissa says unmarried childless people should not get your tickets now for the
dog stars it's no surprise how fast civilization can disappear
There are people out there
They need our help
Shoot first and inquire afterwards
Okay tough guy
Arm up
Get gifts from the family
They are giving individual gifts
This was a copy paste
Okay
19 said that i was wrong 81 said i was not wrong this one says i'm the youngest of six and three
of my siblings have kids in the last five plus years he's already doing chris kringle they said
kindle but i'm assuming chris kringle unless they're all getting kindle books uh at least
with siblings so we don't have to get everyone presents several years in a row my sister who
is also my godmother is that a thing no oh for them it is i know but here's the thing the whole
godparents thing is like it is none of it's like it's all everyone makes up their own rules for
like what it is um and who's also my godmother was to get me a gift and would either not have
gotten me anything yet on christmas or give me a bit of cash she's chronically busy and likes it
that way but that shit is not my problem someone said i still get macaroni art on the holidays
from my nephew not so much from my niece anymore at least the reference there yeah then we have me
Megan needs celebs to stop cosplaying as minimum wage employees for promotional campaigns.
1% said I was wrong.
99% said I was not wrong.
I have to say, one of the ones that gave me quite a fucking giggle when someone said the
only exception is Gaga, because we got this.
And it is a photo of Lady Gaga as a barista with little pink glasses on and a ribbon that
is a ribbon that I would have loved to buy at Michael's today.
It was definitely the color I was looking for, a very nice chartreuse kind of green.
And I've never seen this photo before in my fucking life.
I hadn't either.
From this photo alone, I agree, this is exempt.
It's the same thing with Lana at Waffle House.
Have you seen the AI images that people have done of celebrities working at coffee shops?
No.
It scares me.
I hate AI.
I hate it too.
So much.
And every time one of those comes across my screen, I'm like, why would you do this?
Great question, Melissa, because I have this every time I see one, I go, why?
What was that reason?
Like, it is just, first of all, no matter what, there's something sinister in the eyes there.
There's something sinister in the whole, in the whole comp, like, how it's composed, the entire, there's just something about it that is, like, bad vibes.
This is off.
and i just have to say as someone who like believes in the spooky scaries i just cannot
think that there's anything good about constantly creating these ai images which we know are coming
from other people's real images and we just think this is not going to have like real world future
comp like consequences like this is spooky and eerie yes and i want people to stop doing it
please me too and stop with your fucking yearbook photos especially my fellow sag actors i'm like
you motherfuckers stop well sack doesn't uh define what ai is so well no performers a performer and
they don't they actually don't really call us people so it becomes a gray area if we're humans
or not yeah all right uh then we've got one that says i feel this way about beyonce writing about
quitting nine to five she's never had in her life it doesn't make her more relatable
i be relatable i yeah i don't need beyonce to be relatable either and i don't i just don't
think that um that is the interpretation it was more like um be your own boss is what she was
saying yeah i mean and not necessarily in like a actual work sense but be your own boss also she
was married when she wrote single ladies wasn't she she was yeah like i just i think in terms of
like that like the anthems that we get you don't there are very few people very few artists who i
go to for um real life real time relatable we're both going through this together um and i think
if we're gonna nitpick in that sense we should really nitpick my big issue is the country star
of being like i'm so broken i live in a tiny home with my with my girl and my dog and my beer and
it's like kid rock you're from like boston and you have like a 60 million dollar home like let's not
do this here but also it's just storytelling at the end of the day it's supposed to be entertainment
so and it's also like kind of funny because it's like yeah beyonce is it but also i think too when
i think of people like beyonce um and i think similarly to like beyonce britney mary-kate and
ashley i'm like if you want to talk about being tired from work you've been working since you
were a child so like say how fucking tired you are like you were paying bills as a child like
that's just bills bills hard exactly uh someone said it's hella cringe when i work at the retail
when i worked at the retail store they put it in quotes walmart walmart as an assistant store
manager retail really made my mental well-being terrible as well as my other associates that i
had to mother then and not myself plus root customers writer number one versus fellow
flight passenger who sat in her row 62 said the writer is wrong 38 said the writer is not wrong
someone said because she hadn't paid for the whole row i wouldn't have said anything something y'all
didn't talk about though that made my skin crawl was that he sat on her blanket absolutely not and
I just wanted to issue a formal apology. You're right. I did fully miss that. And that is
disgusting. Though I will say my follow-up question is, is that your personal blanket
or is that an airline blanket? Because you will not find me touching an airline blanket to my skin
ever. My thoughts on it was, I thought about it, but I'm also like, it's touching
every surface on the airplane anyway so it's disgusting one two because of the way that you
described it i'm guessing there were three seats in the row so like you had this blanket spread
across three seats that's doing too much so i didn't like he he sat on it i would have was it
a little like corner that was just like over probably an accident if he sat like on a full
part of the blanket not an accident but also you were taking up a lot of space that was not
space that you bought yeah and i also hope that maybe that deterred you if it was an airline
blanket i hope that deterred you from putting it on your body um because two things i have learned
is things that you should never do on planes blankets hot water coffee yeah any tea anything
with the hot water hot water so um and the water in the bathroom floor is not water from the sink
if any flight attendants or people who work on airlines want to be like oh actually no
this is this i i'm gonna highly doubt it because i learned this from flight that's what i was gonna
say i've learned this information straight from flight attendants so so um the only time that i
will like say like fuck it is if i am flying in a lay flat business or first class coming back
from like something that is so grueling and exhausting that like i am a shell of a human
that i'm like so disgusting that i thinking i deserve whatever nasties are on this blanket
yeah it's not it's not i'm not treating myself i'm like punishing myself no because you're going
to go home and scrub anyway so yeah what is one more layer of filth exactly so that's coming from
someone that has contamination issues yeah there's a time to be absolutely foul in your in your high
and like and that is not when you're starting a vacation that is when you're on your way home
and you're sunburned and you're pissed off like then you know as long as you know what you're
doing but if it was your personal blanket like don't don't do that again because like he that's
so gross that he sat on it and also I don't want you to put your personal blanket on the seats
unless you're planning on washing it as soon as you get home or have like me have designated clothes
and things that I only have for the plane and as soon as I get if I'm going somewhere as soon as
I get there I put it in one of those plastic bags that they have in the that you're supposed to like
do laundry in put it immediately put it in there tie it up don't look at it again till I get home
and douse it in hot water or when you come home putting it directly in hot water with
antibacterial stuff that they make for laundry plus everything i'm using to clean and oxy clean
if any of you are new here you should know that melissa was incredibly prepared for the pandemic
if that wasn't a good like just know that this is not post-pandemic well this is this is who
she's been who she'll always be and we just happen to have a pandemic in the midst of it
and guess who was right you and i will say that i will say that from the fucking rooftops
i think that if they ask the flight attendant then it's fine but they also literally sat on
her stuff and didn't ask her to move it first so i think they'll they are definitely in the
wrong because why would you just sit on a stranger's stuff i don't think she's wrong
for asking maybe a bit petty though i agree it would be so embarrassing if the flight attendant
said it was okay i also agree that she got lucky lol i think the writer is technically in the wrong
that being said i really wish i could be as assertive as she was and i love it when women
take up space i also wholeheartedly agree with that like very much what we said in the first
episode which is i wouldn't do it i think it's brave and bold and if you and if if you win you
fucking win someone said in my opinion writer was wrong was so wrong on this if they expected to get
a whole row to themselves they should have paid for a whole row for themselves i think writer and
the man in question were ultimately both looking to have a nice relaxing flight where they could
feel alone but i'm not sure writer sees it that way i get hoping no one sits next to you but to
ask them to move from a seat you didn't pay for is wild also not wrong and we've written number
two versus the friend who stole her halloween costume slash couple costume three percent said
the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong um writer i want you to know whoever voted
that you are that you were wrong we rebuke that energy and i'm just i don't know how many of those
people voted wrong but i'm saying all of them voted wrong because this to me is like this might
be one of those offensive things that someone could actually do i didn't know that this was
maybe the most insulting thing that someone could ever do you know this was on the table
me neither and like my life has never been the same sense like knowing that this is an option
of betrayal is like really changed the stakes in the game for me so like just know that like no
matter what anyone says like you're so not wrong this is my personal hell um someone said writer
this is not your friend yikes wholeheartedly agree someone else said this would upset me so
much which same i think the only ones i have i think that's it i think we were all just
shocked bamboozled hoodwinked by that flabbergasted i learned something new about
humans that day i wish i could go back oh then we have my wrong of the week i nominated claire
malone maloney i'm sure 99 said malone is wrong one percent said that she is not wrong and nobody
messaged to excuse me nobody messaged to disagree with her at all i think um i think we all have
very similar feelings about her how did you end up going before me i don't know
um and then uh mine was central park karen amy cooper who is wrong 99 said cooper is wrong 1
said cooper is not wrong apparently someone said that both the karen and the guy who she harassed
Both her last names are Cooper.
Yeah, I said that during the recording.
And so now thinking about it,
this is even more idiotic for her to get out here and say this
because now there's even more SEO to show which Cooper is talking.
Like, I'm just like, there is no more mess up of like the technological age
where they accidentally like these both Coopers are getting lumped in together.
Like you really made a name for yourself individually aside from this,
tying you back to this.
Yep.
so thirsty
did you see that tweet about being like um i'm really happy travis kelsey made his way back to
his people like because white people discovering travis kelsey for the first time and it's being
like you guys have no way and they're like you know i'm i'm happy for him he's he's i guess he's
he's back at home but it's like people are like how the fuck it's like hearing people talk about
him like that's the first day they've ever been introduced to him and everyone else is like what
are you talking about he was literally in the super do people not remember him from the super
bowl that was like the earlier this year that was like the that was the beginning introduction to
him and then for the rest of the world it has been in the last like two weeks i don't understand
like i didn't even watch the super bowl and i knew who he was from that i only knew who he was
from the super bowl because um he does not have the energy or the vibe that i like in my professional
athletes which are random ones that i find on tiktok that i then decide i'm going to root for
this individual person i regardless of the team forever and it's usually the ones who are so
excited that their mom is in the audience and they're like just jumping up and down and they're
so excited and they're funny and they forget they're miked up but like none of this slick
stuff i like a goofy like what does mod say that i like um is it a linebacker or a center like
something like i like the big big big like the one they look like cardboard boxes and they are
just like jumping up and down so excited and like i love that i love a personality hire and like
that's what i look for in my sports is who's the personality hire like the the the kiwi who also
was a professional rugby player and then was like you know i think i'm gonna like hop on over to like
the nfl which i was like crazy and then oh yeah yeah and now can sing with the voice of an angel
And I'm like, you are too fucking talented and gorgeous.
Yes, I saw that guy.
Like, that's what I love.
I love, I saw this video of this guy, no clue what football player he was.
And the funny thing is, I used to be such a big sports player, but it's a lot of commitment to keep up.
Not sports player.
Well, I was sports player, but also sports watcher.
I was very big in watching sports.
And I knew everything about everything.
but um now i don't um this guy jumped up he had the football and he was giving it to his mom in
the stands and then the fans like a fan took it and then the other fans were like no no he was
giving it to his mom and then they just and then he just handed it over and i just thought that
whole interaction was wholesome yeah my favorite sports content and i'm just gonna tell the nfl
we have beef already so like they're not listening to this but like i will watch the games i wasn't
getting when i have real beef with them i forgot yeah we have litigation beef um there were lawyers
involved um but like there was money involved there was money involved and now that money's
planned parenthood much to their dismay um i would watch the i would watch it if like you
instead of focusing on who's winning the game if we centered the fact that these are
young men who are living out their childhood dreams who are just so happy to be there show
me that show me you want to edit it like American Idol the audition weeks yes no that's exactly what
I fucking want and I want like and there was one where I started crying and I go I don't know this
man where it was like this one I like asked Mott's I was like I saved the video and I was like what
happened here like i don't understand what this is about but like i want to know and he goes oh
this guy um he got like subbed in because someone else got hurt and it's like his first time he just
got traded to this team he's like never played before and he's like there was a quarterback and
so like you know you've got to like run the plays and do that so he doesn't know how they communicate
he doesn't know any of this kind of stuff and people like fans really mad and they were just
like booing him and he was on the sidelines just crying and all of the guys just came up and they're
like it's okay man we got and they were like hugging him and i was like i'm gonna cry like i
am i am going to cry like i am watching teammates teammate and that's just beautiful that's sweet
yeah i don't know how we got here oh travis and i'm just saying no offense to travis kelsey
travis kelsey is not involved in any of this though i will say his tweets
are so fucking funny some people are very offended there are some that are like
2010 a man who looks like that i'm not thinking they're gonna be like the the kindest to women
but i do have to say people who took personal offense with ones where he was like why are there
so many ugly girls here you don't need to self-identify as an ugly girl i just need all
of us to not look at that tweet and go that is so mean who's it mean to who because i'm not ugly
you're not ugly there who are you i'm sorry who's assigning ugly here because it's not me
and you've never called anybody ugly exactly right especially 13 years ago i definitely
didn't now i just say not my taste but um because they're not there's somebody's taste not mine but
i'll say like not my type did i yes or i'll say that person has a nasty vile soul which is like
or an ugly soul like you are you are you have an ugly soul but like i just need us all to not
self-identify as ugly girls because we're so much better than that
so yeah i used to say that he was a he was a fuck boy trying to be pretend to be a himbo and for
that i'm sorry because this man is clearly a himbo like this man is so clearly just like
and this is why it's not my type remember that one clip we posted on tiktok
golden retriever energy that is not my vibe what about his brother
his brother i that that to me is like more of a like more of that vibe he's a family man
yeah he's always talking about his family always no very cute i've seen them clips of his wife and
his wife is like very funny and so like i i like that vibe and like his kids too um but there is
something about like i people know that there is something about the hot uncle thing of being like
yeah i've got like my nieces and that i'm like ew stop using these children you're related to to
like be like look how cool and like here's the thing does it work without a doubt like if you
have a crush on a guy and like he's like oh i'm just hanging with my nieces and nephews you're
like oh my god pussy throbbing but like there's something like when it's like his kids and he's
like giving them shit like i think that's wholesome and fun and sweet plus he's on the eagles and a
lot of like my favorite players from the tiktoks i've seen are on the eagles and i love philly so
he does get points there because
Kansas City, what's that?
I actually
when I lived in
I lived in Olathe, Kansas, which is
a suburb of Kansas City.
I thought it was Missouri.
Huh? What?
Kansas City.
Kansas City is in both Kansas and Missouri.
So which is the, where's the team?
I think it's
technically in Missouri, but like
it's just like, think of
oh is it like just la county think of la cincinnati is like half in
people will either claim anything about but people like you when you say you're from kansas
city people just like what side and there's no like judgment based on it oh okay um and like
it's just like if la county straddled a i thought they were two different cities and two different
totally no okay so then it is cincinnati it's like people kentucky will claim cincinnati because
it's like kind of right on the border i think or the people i know are just weird okay but it's
legit a city that's in both that is one conglomerate like it's one thing um so
um i would go to um because of craft that my mom worked with um we got box seats to go to the games
all the time and also go to these little mini training camps that they would have for kids of
cute employees of craft and so we've got to like go and toss a ball around with the football
players so if i was a child now i would be tossing a ball around with him that's so fucking cute
yeah okay well kansas city i take it back also i just have to say it's the color scheme that
throws me off i would never say that i'm a kansas city cheese fan but like i i have had interaction
that i enjoyed with them that they were paid to entertain you know what most of the time
unless they're your parents the adults in your a lot of the adults in your life as a child are
paid to be there yeah doesn't mean they don't like you i remember um me and my megan my sister were
at um one of these things that they had at one point and um megan was complaining about like
oh i can't like um we were kicking field goals and she's like i can't do it and i was like
bitch move and i did it and there and then all the players were like you say you could and i was like
that wasn't me that was my sister i knew i could i know don't get it twisted i'm not insecure
don't come out here being like you're insecure who knows what for you're like no no no i know
my worth i know what i'm doing i can tell you and i've got a good assessment at my skills
and a wonderful addition to your team kick to field goal none of the other kids did i did and
i knew i could that's impressive thank you it was also on a weekday so it was out to like 11 o'clock
at night had to go to school the next day i go to school i'm sorry i was training with the chiefs
i'm so sorry it was i was in training camp all day i'm i'm pooped absolutely fucking wiped
i love that that's that's very fun i do think though like my other nfl hot take is i need
there no offense to miami miami is not my city i love miami for other people miami is just
no i just can't i don't i don't like cocaine like i don't like that's a really bad experiences at
the beaches there. I had a great time in Miami. I don't do drugs, but, um, I had a great time.
I ate a great fish taco in Miami, but also just know that this is the end of a trip. So I was
fucking, I was ready to get my ass fucking home. Um, and there was a used condom on the beach and
I was like, I'm scarred. Take me home. And there was one floating in the water. It was just,
it was not my vibe. Um, and, uh, but I will say what Miami has that other people don't
show me where the girly girl girly pop color schemes are besides Miami give me that fucking
turquoise and like where is a team with a lilac like where's a fucking pink like give me a cute
ass color scheme I need the art director for and also Miami you get to eat little dolphins that's
so fucking cute get out of here with the red and yellow ketchup and mustard Gryffindor USC
color it's tired it's old and it's fucking tired we've done it we've had it before every fucking
team is that when i look on the screen i go who's that because i don't know who's playing because
you have the same goddamn fucking color scheme but you know what i always know miami looking so cute
i just think we need more of those and also i would just love that like if we just could change
the broncos instead of being like we can add in like have big sororities where like we have our
like our signature shades and then we throw in other shades of the same colors they do
a baby blue with bronco like throw in a cute little baby blue with that with that regular
colored blue and the orange is that your home team well as in the house that you inhabit the
team that everyone cheers for in the home is not big in the bay area and if anyone says it's big
in the big big in the bay area i would ask to say how close is your area to the bay
marshawn lynch would like to have a word with you i would just i would just have a question
because like it's just not it's not like the the baseball and and and basketball tend to be just
like bigger um you're hurting a lot of people's feelings right now no they're because the teams
all the teams are leaving all of them they're not going to be there anymore that's why melissa
aren't really it's like the same thing with la it's just kind of like well okay it's just not
huge so i don't have him uh my loyalty growing up also my dad's from pittsburgh so like steal
we were like stealers um but he's also like my father's not a football man he's he'll watch to
kind of go along with like that's that's not him um so i'm i'm my home team is probably the broncos
yeah yeah my hometown's my home team's 49ers and i know it's just fucking so funny to me
i don't know anyone from the bay who's like i fucking ride for the niners and i know a couple
people in la who are like no it's my fucking team and i'm like i'm so happy for you i'm sorry i
never appreciated them i'm not gonna be a arkansas person where fucking cowboys are the team gross
yeah awful but i do they'd love that reality show when they were finding the dancers and i
on tiktok recently and i was like wow tv was so problematic i'm so anti-cowboys i couldn't even
watch that miss well good because it's really really fucked up and very offensive and i saw
nothing wrong with it but that's because my brain was rotted watching you were a child though and i
was watching america's next top model like i was so used to having these gorgeous beautiful
successful women being like get off the stage ugly and i'm being like okay like it was so
it was so fucked up yeah people aren't whoa i mean travis kelsey you can't call people ugly but
we got tv i know you've got you've got whatever the fuck her name is vandals you got my cheerleader
being like you've got great spirit but an ugly face it's like oh my gosh it's so bad it's so bad
it's really fucked up okay well this was a long episode happy football
yay there's probably a lot of it playing right now yeah
alright
goodbye
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