Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong Results: Dueling Kids Parties

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong - Dueling Kids Parties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

happy fisting friday i like that i can actually fist you today oh i know we're i can't see but we're pounding it we're pounding it so hard we actually are oh your nails are really cute thank you it's those sticky things that i was telling you oh my god damn i'm good no they look phenomenal yeah okay i need to get on that yeah it's i've talked about i don't think i've talked about on mike but the uh last um gel i got like completely ruined my nails so i haven't got them since july and so now i've just been doing the stickies no it's really they're really nice i should do that my nails are really long as hell right now they i mean they make them long so and then they'll protect them so they don't break okay i'm doing it well we're recording in person for the first

time in a very long time so just get excited for next week when you can see our gorgeous sexy faces they're so good absolutely stunning we want to take a moment before we start the episode though to make sure that you all know that we 100 absolutely condemn anti-semitism and islamophobia And what is going on right now is and has been going on for for a long time is something that I personally can say that, like, I'm not 100 percent educated on, but I can say confidently that I do not condone anti-Semitism and Islamophobia. and we want to make sure that you all know that and that this podcast is here to entertain bring levity and that stuff and we want to make sure that um we're not opening up a dialogue where anyone of any particular group feels targeted isolated and unsafe like this is a safe place for everybody so getting into the rest of this if you are unclear or unsure what fisting friday is

i'll be the one to tell you it's a it's a it's a rip-roaring good time less rips if you prime yourself accordingly by listening to thursday's episodes of but am i wrong so you know what we're getting into get it you have to lube yourself symbolism you thought i was gonna make a noise in you i did i thought about i was waiting for it and we don't have a lag right now so um yeah we're gonna be reading the results and these ones went up late that is my bad um you thought you put them up i did i fully made them and like to the point where i had to scroll back in the like photos in my phone and i was like fully and you texted me you're like hey can you post those and i was like fully thought i did my bad we'll do it right now so this week's

episode will be up better or quicker i should say a few more came in that i didn't see earlier oh really shit maybe i missed that too or today well i've or yes they came in like yesterday after i was already i went to sleep i've been sleeping terribly yeah i was curious because you didn't text me weeks like last night yeah but i have been going to sleep at like 10 now because of i have to be up early yeah no i know yeah but um i've just been sleeping terribly all this week so i went to bed probably 9 30 last night damn yeah did you sleep better no the quality of sleep is not good i did wake up around 11 and i thought it was 4 11 p.m yes and i go oh i have plenty of sleep to come

again no i just we're we just started this is the beginning of the journey i mean i do think we can blame some of it on the earthquakes yeah yeah there's been several this week no there's too many like and they're they're not big enough that like a sleep or half a sleep of me is 100% confident that's what it is and so then i just start to think like am i still dreaming am i going crazy like i the earthquakes are gaslighting me yeah and then like when they're in the daytime i hear them coming you know like the noise it makes i'm like oh here comes an earthquake and it's just like a little and you have a point of reference you see things but you're in your dark in your bed you go yeah am i having vertigo or am i on a ship or is the earth quaking

it's quaking it's quaking the earth is not me but hey i fully support people whose asses can quake this not that well i want to make it sure that you know that i support the quaking of your ass and anybody who has the ability to quake their ass my internet's been going off randomly me too and you know what i blame the earthquakes and when matz's parents were in town the internet like was really fucking spotty at their hotel and he like went to the front desk and asked like hey has anyone else brought this up and they're like oh yeah ever since or the like i forget what earthquake it was it was like one of the big the ohai one um they were like it hasn't been the same huh granted that was in ohai where they were saying true yeah and it

was old so like the internet is i think like one of those underground ones so when their earth shook yeah okay so this is results for episode 84 and first up we have me and megan thinks we should know less about each other 10 said i was wrong 90 said i was not wrong a lot of nosy bitches yeah no i'm obsessed with the amount of people who are like i'm just i'm just nosy like which i agree and it is one of those things that i i grapple with because it's like the cringe you can't look away from where i'm just like oh i don't we shouldn't know this but also i'm like here i am then deep diving for more did you see the video i sent you about from those two people that you the apology no no the this the video where they're crying after no well no please

look i sent it to you a couple days ago a text uh-huh i missed this one this is in the round of three things that i hadn't responded to yet because she said she's sad she didn't get to see me as a baby yeah i never got to see you and hit a home run and no thank you like wholeheartedly she keeps going on and on about like different life events from when and then she's like i'm sad that you weren't born and i was like so you want to be you want to be his mother you want to be his mother and then they have another video where she's like say it call me mommy shut the fuck up so that's why genuinely shut the fuck up for them i don't like she made that crying video but i think she made the crying video because she knows is this a kink i think it's a kink for them

like this feels like it's a kink for them and here's the thing i'm fine with anyone else's kinks but like can i have a trigger warning disclaimer disclaimer this is a kink yes participate if you would if you wouldn't if it would be sexually or emotionally gratifying to you so i can say i'm gonna opt out yeah and in that same one that uh you were just playing at the end he goes but art you'll get to see that for our future kids and she was like but they won't get to see it for me ma'am what this is that is astronomically weird and i also just cannot relate to someone who is like i like there are photos i see of moths and like i love that man to death like but there are phases

of his lacrosse life where he's like 14 with his long hair and like his like stupid shit eating grin where i'm like i know you're a little douche i don't want to i don't want to know you then i'm good and i'm also very good that he didn't know me during my nine year awkward phase like there are times where i'm just like you know sometimes we're supposed to meet people after we've been through some shit like i don't i don't need to do that with you at the time uh i don't like i don't need to be there when your voice drops like i don't i don't need to know like oh i remember before your balls dropped like that's no no no no leave some things to the imagination someone said my boss brought a co-worker of mine as a date to my wedding before

she became my co-worker and i hate knowing that they're dating and no one else knows i can't believe you haven't told anybody that's the issue here's the thing like when it's like we should know less about each other i stand by that but my issue i tell everybody and so i go if i have to know this you have to know this instead of me just being like let the info die with me i do that all the time things that come up that are disgusting and i'm like i've seen it so now you have to see no that is like a huge basis of our friendship it's like us seeing horrible cringy things or like niche things we dive into and then being like now this is your problem too i must unload this this content burden uh-huh and that's how i saw that video of those people from you

i sent it exactly like you i saw it before a lot of people saw it hey and then it became a thing fire fest again yep it's hard to be on like the the precipice that's what i was searching for it's hard it's hard to be on it's hard to have our pulse or no our finger on the pole finger on the pulse i think that's such a weird phrase that people use yeah of content of trends of cringe oh yeah that's i think that's the only other one i saved there's uh i think especially on tiktok people need to relearn what a secret is and that you don't need to tell everyone everything facts that's so funny and then somebody else just said i'm a nosy bitch lol and i support that as someone who's also incredibly nosy i fully support it

and then we have me melissa wants to know if you were in an uber where you felt unsafe would you report the driver even if it was the driver's primary source of income five percent said i was wrong 95 said i was not wrong i'd like to issue an apology um people were confused the way i worded this because that's not how i said to word it no but i got confused with how you worded it and then i made it more confused it's just one of those things that like i need to just if i'm confused that's a personal problem and i'm probably on it on an island of one do you know what i mean like anytime that i'm like oh i'm confused let me reword this everyone's like what the fuck does this mean i go okay so that was a me problem where i was confused i should

have just kept it how it was i said to the vote should be would you report like yes or no okay yeah so that is my bad everybody um but i don't think it skewed the results no i don't think so whatsoever and if anything very marginally someone said sure report but only because we know uber driver was a bad driver and may be risking other security someone also said i definitely reported she sounded like a danger to houston traffic society i love the phrasing of that melissa isn't wrong what's new but if i'm being honest with myself i probably wouldn't report the driver if i was in the situation did you report the driver finally uh katherine did yeah um i had a similar situation except it was 2 a.m and the driver who picked me up from the

airport wouldn't stop talking and eventually he told me that he was an accident in an accident in the ride right before mine i left feedback because of erratic driving but i still tipped still tipped well specifically that we have writer number one versus person in front of the writer's boyfriend who is standing the whole concert i love my graphics i used to just i made so many different options are you gonna read the results oh my bad yeah i will 65 said the writer and boyfriend are wrong 35 said the other girl is wrong yeah this is a great graphic barbie barbie's hey barbie hi barbie i can't quote it so thank you for doing so someone said i'm not gonna lie i'm someone who stands the whole concert unless i need a break on my feet and if people

behind me are sitting i don't really care i know it sounds rude but i also haven't been to a concert where i'm the only one standing it's always a situation like this where at least half the crowd is also standing here's somebody else sorry but i think concerts are for dancing obviously watching that you are not hitting or bothering the person beside you i think that if sitting down you can still watch the screen as i think that if sitting down you can still watch the screen as listen as you maybe i think that if sitting down you can still watch the screen as you listen to the live music that still doesn't make sense yeah watch the screen and listen to the live music which should be okay for anyone who else who wants to stand sure they're essentially saying if there's

a screen there watch the screen if you're sitting down the issue is is that like concert venues aren't built for that you know like the screens are in the screens are meant to amplify and zoom in so you can have a clearer view but not so you can have a clearer view despite if the people around you are standing and you're sitting yeah and it's also height dependent yeah it's height dependent and also if you're in a theater setting sometimes they don't have screens yeah so i just think that like as i've said in the other one uh when i did my hot take i think there just needs to be sections for everything so everyone can get the concert experience that they want uh so here's my take on this one i'm an avid concert goer love mosh pits and frequent general admission shows

where you don't want to be a sardine where if you don't want to be a sardine you stand in the back however due to the show being at a theater the etiquette is usually to sit for the majority of the show in my experience it's weird to me that they are standing for some songs and sitting for others all theater shows i've been to usually involve sitting for everything except maybe the encore just my two cents that's interesting like i think i mean where do you live would be my next yeah i like that concept i will say like the the shows that i've sat the most at that are theater shows like i'm i'm glad that was the like it was totally the vibe and i think that like venue wise it'd be cool if like an artist had an album that was you know more of a ballad type album or they

wanted people to just like sit listen and watch like that lord meme where it's like people are singing along like that it'd be cool if it's like oh it's in a theater so this means this is what the artist wants like the uh unplug that used to come on back in the day um i'm going to janelle monet next week and it's in a theater and i've been looking at other photos because they're all in theaters and everybody's standing the whole time yeah that's like adele's too and i i most of the theater shows i'd been to um depending on the style of music though and like and the specific album because when it's like a slow ballad i'm not here to communally slow dance with strangers yeah like let's just let's say i'll say for beyonce's concert she does ballads

at the very beginning of the show and everybody was standing for those but when she did the ones at the end of the show everybody was sitting down you get tired you get fucking tired and you go i'm here to respect yeah like you know it's like imagine people standing during a play like i would take that as a threat i'd be like are you trying to fight that's what they used to do back in the day back in the shakespearean days in the round um i think the way you both discussed how the writer's wrong made sense but i think standing the whole time after being asked by two people is rude i would at least sit down for some songs after being asked sitting the whole time isn't require but standing the whole time when you know it's blocking people feels wrong that's all like

that's probably what i would do um and not because i think it is right or wrong but just because i feel uncomfortable writer number two versus sister who scheduled her child's birthday party on the same day as the writer's child's birthday who is wrong five percent is wrong 95 said the writer is not wrong no one wrote i don't know wrote in for this one i think everybody was just stood by it wrong of the week i nominated dax shepherd 98 said he is wrong two percent said he is not wrong couple people message saying that they voted wrong for that one two two two someone said i knew his vibes were horrible ever since i saw him whenever shitty early 2000s comedy he was in and i felt so validated now that he proved that he's a real piece of shit and everyone knows it what movie

was he in i'm telling you right now i couldn't name one thing well you can't because of the strikes well no i i can't and i won't let me let me take again oh okay now that i'm looking i do remember oh my god he's in a show that i watched and i've recommended to you thousands of times and i absolutely adore his wife no and i forgot he was he's a main character on one of my favorite shows and i forgot he's actually in a lot of things that i've seen now that i'm i could see this man apparently on my tv screen and i wouldn't know a thing yeah all right uh and then wrong of the week uh bev speaks i'd like that you took one of her own videos with a word in it and used it well because if anyone didn't see it says

she's gonna be mad at me because i'm gonna say it wrong bumptious bumptious confident in an annoying way and i was like this is so on the nose bev yeah Bev, the joke's right themselves. 95% said Bev is wrong. 5% said Bev is not wrong. Desperately wishing that the strike was over so we can include all of the references and things we just talked about.

I know, we have to cut all of it out, but SAG people, not SAG people, the A-M-T-P, whatever the letters. And it's the same letters. I know. Those people are being assholes. And so I can't believe we're going into like actual sit down negotiations it's going to the third week and the fact that um two percent

is a non-starter yeah is absolutely wild someone like responded to my tweet was being like i feel like they should have asked for ten or five and i go are you mishearing that like the two percent is the non it's like we're leaving the table like we're not even dignifying this with the response is like okay i feel like please sir can i have some more like scraps right it's absolutely wild and they won't budge on any of the ai stuff either no which is uh one of my friends was talking to a lawyer that works for one of these big threes and they're like it doesn't matter to us like they're like we're gonna do whatever well i'm just like as in like we're gonna make the ai and we'll just get around it yeah well the thing that i think is why it's just at this point you've

already met the writer's demands the writer's demands without actors those writers aren't gonna write for your projects it's a big dick competition outside just showing us around um yeah that part's like wild to me because i'm like okay you already you already lost so now people are just going to be working with studios that agree to the terms yeah yep i feel like they're just going to try and employ um writers on unscripted content and then have unscripted actors be like reality stars that can't join it like so it'll be the opposite of what happened for the last strike exactly where the writers turned into producers yeah we need some we need the the director's guild and the right and the producing guild i'm like

let's come but the producing guild is not really a guild we need to get but we need we need them i'm like you're not a real but like you have the name and now i don't know i'm just like do we not have dirt on any of these people like i'm not suggesting we blackmail people but i'm just kind of like just because they have money when you have that much money yes it is power but like we know you didn't get that money in a good way yeah so also the directors like they didn't even strike because they came to their agreement before it even got to that point so i don't even think the director's guild cares no they don't care that's the issue is like people aren't caring like yeah and i'm just like we're all like i don't know why people need to be reminded that like

you actually can't do your job without us doing our job and it's the same thing that like if you if directors went on strike like i can't do my job without you right so like class solidarity right but they're like no we own homes in like richest parts of los angeles yeah we are not the same well you know what fuck them i was looking at the uh list of people that went five core and there's random people on there like wga wga like george clooney yeah i've always wondered about that one and uh sylvester stallone shit's fucking weird i know it's so complex and i'm like learning is hard robert Rodriguez did too but like he's been like not now he went like years ago and that's why he strictly does independent stuff he's on the list for directors too like

he's not in any guild that's a little random to me well him and uh quentin tarantino did it for director's guild because they don't like the rules that they have to stand by and they're like we'll just get art they fund everything that they do like they self well not self but get what investors because am i misremembering that he directed he could like he can do it but he's doing everything indie for spy kids that's on and that's what like i mean he might have written like holy shit if he just got did that and he made so much money yeah that's that's the part that i would be the lord by this is crazy yeah 2001 is when he went that's that is released in 2001 well steven sodoberg is also five core wga holy shit he shows george lucas melissa

He directed it. He wrote it. He produced it. I knew those things. He edited Spy Kids. That man is rich. This is a short film. That is,

that is, the man is so fucking rich. Yeah. But George Lucas is also five quarter WGA. Wow. Oh yeah. And he,

he, the production company is his production company. I would love to just raise $35 million. Like that's just, i wouldn't know how to do that i wasn't even good selling at magazines in school i've i'm taking um like things to learn how to do it yeah and basically everybody's just like ask for friends

and i'm like i love you i don't have 35 million dollars but but also i'm not i don't want to do that but also it's like people that are like some people will ask like people in the midwest that like want to be part of the movies and they're gonna get a producing credit and they don't know how hollywood works there's a girl on tiktok who people have this like whole conspiracy thing about who um like says that she has like all this money in like a very successful like influencer consulting business and she like produces these movies and everybody's like where like they're calling her like the like a current day anna delvey um and she like produced some movies and people and she was like this is credibility to this and i was like well if you have money like

you have money any like if you just ask people with money oh well i hope you all enjoyed this fisting friday i hope it was satisfying for you so satisfying so long and deep i was like there was a d coming out of your mouth and wet yeah unless you wanted it dry shallow my butthole i know yeah so sometimes when i do that i can crack my tailbone pretty much every time i do them do what when you like clench your butt oh i thought you meant suck in i was like how no that's too that's a kegel like you can't control one without the other i just make like the noise that you make with your mouth i thought you were saying sometimes because you go sometimes when i do that so that's what i thought for like when you clench my tailbone cracks but don't you

have issues with your tailbone yes it is i have a plethora of issues the biggest one being there's a piece of it that is gone because it's just floating around yeah it's floating around you've not seen my tail i've got this little like i know yeah lily's like go to a chiropractor for that and i was like a chiropractor will not touch my body but happy for people it works for um that's it wow we hope you enjoyed and we'll fist you soon oh i was gonna say because we do circle back for touch base oh this was inspired by avia sent me something and she's put we're gonna tb and i was like what the fuck this is tuberculosis yeah and then she said touch base and so i was like we should start ending fisting fridays with we'll touch base next week i love that what she said

we'll touch base next week we'll tb tuberculosis damn you