Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong? Results - My Friend is Jealous of My Other Friends

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong? Episode My Friend is Jealous of My Other Friends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

happy friday it's fisting friday oh yeah baby slide it in there i don't like the word slide not in this we're sliding into your friday we are we're sliding we're sauntering into your friday we're creeping into your friday mosey lurking on into your friday sashaying into your Friday. And we're going to read the results from last week's episode of What Am I Wrong?, which was episode 102. So it's not like 101. It's not just the basics. Like, you're advancing up a level. First up, me. Megan says, there should be no funny business in the bathroom. 15% said I was wrong. 85% said I was not wrong. And some of you wrote in, someone said you're already at your most vulnerable it's just too much yes that's exactly

how i felt i fully agree someone else said shower sex is so precarious and that's a perfect way to describe it like if you like it long and deep it can be fun no i know but like it's a level of planning yeah that you have to do and like safety yeah and on tv shows and movies they try to make it seemed like it's like this sexy thing when you're sneaking into the shower first of all if you're both getting in the shower you're probably flunky anyway so you gotta do some cleaning and then you do the deed and then you gotta clean again and also depending on like the the texture and the floor of that shower it might be safe for one of you to be one or both of you to be wearing shower shoes yep like you need some traction there and then you're like oops forgot my flippy flops

let me go grab them like it's it's it's not a heat of the moment thing um then someone else said no scaring people sure but enclosed door equals no entry unless but wink wink nudge nudge funny business absolutely and then that's when you do have entry so you do have what entry yeah exactly you can say come on in the water is great but also come on in through that type of entry eggs the water my pussy is great it's nice and warm exactly then we have uh oh someone else said i literally thought about the situation you had this morning and continued to grieve with you i remembered one summer when i was volunteering at a camp minding my black business taking a shower and two of my friends yanked the shower curtain exposing my naked body and i literally almost

died and then they made fun of me for how much soap was on my body please nothing should always be a safe zone they made fun of you for being clean i can tell you what those people look like it was jason kelsey oh my god i really like i know it was like cool and like we were like not cool i know at one point we were like keep telling us about how you don't shower so i know who to stay away from but it is making me lose faith in people it's making me so sicked out do you not remember it was a it was yours i was saying earlier days yes but am i wrong i brought that up and you're like no keep telling us i know and i'm taking it back now yep i'm see it comes back around i was not wrong but the issue is is that like i naively was like

yeah i should know in the room of 50 people who's the two who stink and now i'm finding out turns out i'm the only clean like we're the only clean ones there and like that to me is like i i already get like anxious going like in no that like it sticks me out so much i watch this tiktok of this person like being like this is like how do you like live without a dishwasher and they like were showing themselves clean their dishes also not a sudden sight cold water just they rinsed it and they were just like look this is what like and like and the dish is all clean and someone else did shit and they're like this is why i don't eat at other people's houses and they were like showing like how soapy the sponge needs to be the entire plate needs to be covered in soap it needs

to be scrubbed and then i need hot water in my most mental state of when i have very um debilitating cleaning uh contamination issues i wash with both in the sink and then put them in the dishwasher and then turn it up so it all the heat gets on it yep like and it has to be clean before the heat gets on it or it'll just cake on so like what are people doing it was less rinsing that i would have done to put it in the dishwasher and like that to me was horrifying and as someone who hates wet mess i'm like she's not even looking at it i go first of all you can't tell if there's particles on there if you're not feeling like i don't even like really doing dishes with gloves

on because i need to feel i need to feel i have to fucking feel the surface yep and they're like she's like it's done i was like no it's not this is actually horrible i'm gonna get you just rinsed this is the pre-rinse and then i think about what her what the glasses must look like in that cabinet and the the forks and spoons little prongs in between oh my a serrated knife oh my god spatulas i bet she doesn't even take the spatula head off the base of the spatula lot no no diseases viruses foodborne pathogen like that's a beaker that's not a kitchen lets her dog lick the plate and be like it's clean and here's the thing i understand poor mental health you could be on melissa's side where it's like oh you're doing too much or you're like

i can't do anything at all and to that i recommend dare i say a paper plate oh come for me come for me okay grab a paper plate or me use your hand as a plate wash your hand vacuum use a paper towel yes you do that at my home i'm like do you want to play it and you say no this is what i do at home yep i do it all the time well i don't have beta blockers i can do it less but before i was like i can't stand in new dishes right now so i'm just gonna throw this out right now i'm at the point where i hand wash everything but i dry it in the dishwasher oh i like that because you can never even on a drying rack uh upright it never dries right or fully and i can't put them in the cabinet wet because mildew mold disgusting disgusting i mean it it just accumulates more

and then it's dirty because it's not yeah it's not just dirty now it's like actually contaminated yep yep all right i'm never going to judge you on the dishes cleaning that's never one that i'm going to say this is concerning thank you um then we've got melissa thinks men should not be grocery shopping 12 said i was wrong 88 said i was not wrong someone said i'm so glad you talked about this i've seen so many others talk about it and it's infuriating someone else said been saying this for years someone else said once while shopping with my boyfriend he swapped out kielbasa for chicken sausage he was carrying the basket like dude i didn't put that in there because it was the first thing i found i'm making kielbasa kale stew not really replaceable with chicken

sausage that doesn't even make sense no and i wonder if we make the same kielbasa um and kale stew because i can say from experience chicken sausage has absolutely no fucking place in there no there's no fat to render anything in yep see i think this is why men have gotten out of cooking as well because they can't grocery shop and therefore if you can't grocery shop correctly you can't cook yeah it's a self-fulfilling prophecy but then it's like the most famous chefs in the world are men well of course because that's what money is that's the patriarchy uh-huh someone else said as a man i agree i loved that one another person said i have never had a grocery shopper but you describe my dad when he goes to the supermarket and asks if we want something

too painfully real agree um but my dad actually does most of the grocery shopping he enjoys going to the grocery store goes probably at least three times a week does he go to costco sam's club yeah that's how it goes in arkansas yeah he goes sam's club because he gives sam's club dad energy and i have to say i'm obsessed with grocery store dads like the dads were like no no this is my domain actually like they set it up whether they get a coffee beforehand like they know what they're doing and my dad is also the better cook of my parents too yep and mods has taken on grocery shopping as his mods has taken on grocery shopping as his chore um and uh in turn he's also gotten better at cooking yeah and because he's like paying more

attention to the produce he's grabbing because he's like oh i'm gonna be on cooking this later i need to make sure like this is now i know what to look for know what to feel for someone else said i only say this is wrong because it frustrates me so much when men use weaponized incompetence i want your point i just get mad that men do this especially when it's their job me too yeah but i also just think you shouldn't the fact that men would never weaponize incompetence it if they didn't view it as above that like below them there also are options like you don't have to do this for your job there are other options like i'm not operating on hearts about doing open heart surgery because first of all i've never done it and therefore i'm not good at it

but like these men don't go to shop for their personal lives and it goes i could actually do it for a job though it's giving i could beat serena williams if the u.s open just give me a week of training no i could land the plane another person said not wrong at all there was twice when i made an order at aldi's and i ordered baby potatoes and each time they came back with literal spores covering them we'll send pictures and then i finally just went to the store myself to try to rectify it and when i went to grab the new potatoes right next to them was the same thing just a variety not just yellow potatoes for the same price that weren't spoiled and i was fuming for that i blame the grocery store as well yeah i always question when they leave

things out that are so visibly not well and things that like catch other things and make other things spoil someone else said i don't usually vote before i listen to an episode but i know melissa is not wrong on this another person said i voted melissa is wrong only because it feels a lot better to have a man do my chores than having a woman doing my chores however i do understand the frustration when most of them are incapable of doing it correctly my problem is though this isn't a chore a chore is something that you're doing for yourself this is their job they're getting paid to do this correctly and the issue is is like there are some things that i'm i'd rather a man do and i'm like whatever i don't care it'll be fine but this is something you have

to redo essentially yeah and then it's not on my list yeah it's not crossed off my list i'm sitting there doing it with him yeah so i agree with that great news the federal ev rebate is back Eligible customers get up to $5,000 with the federal EVAP rebate on select 2027 Volt and 2026 Equinox EV models. Visit your local Chevrolet dealer today for more details. Then we have writer number one versus friend who was monopolizing their time. 7% said the writer is wrong. 93% said the writer is not wrong.

And someone said... Not exactly the same, but in high school, i had a friend that didn't like the group of girls for us to all hang out together she will always like to hang out one-on-one and even though at the beginning it makes you feel special she was talking shit about every one of us to the others and then got jealous we were hanging out with each other or show love for one another if she wasn't in the center she wasn't happy and she tried to make us all not like each other we made an intervention with her she stopped being our friend but some of the other girls are still some of my closest friends this day 10 plus years cool

i like that you confronted her yeah there's always a that sometimes having like a a very bad friend can bring you and your other friends much closer together all right and then writer number two versus pickles who's wrong 74 said the writer is wrong 26 said the writer is not wrong someone well first let me start with she says begrudgingly the person that wrote in about this said i said what i said and then a little flip hand girly emoji and then the person that they were referring to in this also said as the fellow patreon member that mentioned they are not wrong i personally loved pickles but i hate how soggy they make things and don't believe they belong anywhere

bread resides i'll always take my pickles on the side that is an issue that they're not drying the pickles off that's a different issue yeah and for some some people for some reason think that you cannot have a crispy crunchy and juicy pickle without it being wet no no the inside of the pickle is wet the outside can be dry yes i don't need the outside to be soggy i made a smash burger last night um but yeah you can dry your last night before i made my burger i took the pickles out and then patted them dry and then put them on the sandwich i also do it i'm i'm gonna start posting me cooking because i feel like that i should be bringing awareness to the deliciousness of basic foods and yeah and um so but um the way like the way that i i first crisp the bun and then steam it

and then put the pickles on while it's like getting a little bit crispy it makes it perfect oh so good um someone else said dill pickles are so great i love them in all caps correct all pickles are great to be honest yep another person said well i agree with the writer that i personally don't like pickles on a chicken sandwich mainly because they get warm and i like my pickles as cold and crunchy as possible i still voted they are wrong pickles complement most sandwiches in a way that is so good it honestly needs to be studied my favorite a cuban and then the mouth drooling emoji oh damn that just made my mouth as soon as you said it i was like a cuban with a nice crunchy pickle on the side like a pickle spear

yeah okay i'm gonna add that to my list of things to eat this weekend i'm gonna get the char the long one another person said i don't think i listened to this whole episode then you didn't need to write in i'm obsessed when people say things like that or being like someone else just wanted to like another one being like i don't remember i was like thanks for sharing okay i think i love that like verbal processing cool i do it too my wrong of the week north carolina 98 percent of north carolina is wrong two percent said they are not wrong and someone said terrifying and i think the only other one i screenshotted was someone says i don't remember but here's the thing like it's a valid one because usually if we put florida

there people go i don't remember what this is but i know they're wrong north carolina they're like i'm not entirely sure i can't i don't want to i don't want to misspeak i want to speak out of turn about north carolina make pd pablo remember that where uh north carolina come on and raise up take your shirt off twist around your hips been like a helicopter who am i pd pop motherfucker i'm sure mots would be singing along right with you i'm like i don't i don't know yeah mots mots mots will get me yep yep i mine is we always watch like music videos and i will show him like super fucking i think they're worldwide hits and he's like megan this is the most niche bay area like rap song i've heard in my life i go you don't know you don't even know

the whole dance that goes along with it he's like no and then he'll show me once and i would go this must be southern rap this must be east coast i'm like i'm unfamiliar with this genre this is totally different uh all right the next we have the two absolutely disgusting people yeah i want to say that the only reason i used a photo of them like looking happy and smiling um is because the uh mug shots of them would not separate from the background so i and this one they're right next to each other so it's easier more high contrast i don't like to do that like to give people the glowing look um so that's why i made sure they also they're perverts he still looks disgusting no she's got pervy they both have pervert eyes

yeah um they also kind of look i know similar yep um 99 said the pervs are wrong one percent said the pervs are not wrong no one wrote in so dog fucker no they must i'm gonna assume it was an accident i also think that like if you had sex with dogs or you were condoning it i do think that you would keep it to yourself yeah i mean like i don't think you'd be it got caught because his perviness yeah it was attacking children and so then they looked in his phone and then saw that imagine she's your nurse and you wake up to this the spectrum of nurses of how you can go from like the kindest sweetest people ever to that is but it's it's like any life-saving or like caring kind of job it's just like

damn what a fucking choice you trained this is what you do on your free time okay why not be a travel nurse get some money and don't have sex with me yuck

an absolute yuck well that is it for the episode we hope you enjoyed and don't forget to vote in the yesterday's episode vote for who you think was wrong

in all those segments and then stay tuned for next Fisting Friday to hear those results but obviously before then you'll have another episode of Don't Blame Me see you next Tuesday and but am I wrong? that was really hard

I usually do it that's why I was like let's see if I can do it nope you got it that's going to be your thing I'm not going to try and take it out of your plate okay stressful well

we'll fish you later bye