Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong? Results: My Hookup Said "I Love You"

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Meghan and Melisa read the results for But Am I Wrong episode: My Hookup Said "I Love You" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

welcome to a friday where you know it's on the schedule it's a fist wherever you want it to be very deep inside touching you in places that you never knew existed it feels so full and deep i don't want to learn anything new about bodies or my body no i just recently saw this tiktok of this person who um had given birth and was in postpartum and breastfeeding and was like having horrible back pain for like months and months and months and like couldn't figure out they wouldn't order an mri and then she finally figured out that it was like i think i called it pregnancy or postpartum and breastfeeding like induced like osteoporosis where her body wasn't replenishing calcium and so her back was breaking in multiple places every day and i was like wow i'm not

interested in that um okay yeah that's something new that i didn't know could happen yeah and i don't like learning things like that what's the point of it who's that for me but future me is actually none of my business i like how we went from fisting to this well because you were saying you're gonna go to places you brought it that you never heard of like you never known before and i it's like i don't need to learn anything new about my body well well well welcome to a brand new episode of fisting friday where we read the results from a previous episode of but am i wrong as in previous as in not the one that came out yesterday but the one last week why because we give you time to participate and vote and i think a lot of people might have been thrown off by this

one because it went up so fast i know look at me we didn't have a lot of people writing in sorry everybody i got you so used to me being so delayed and late that they were like you actually just can't spring on us this like prompt nature we're not expecting that from you well that person that you're just talking about um that says no the well yes beyonce but the person that was like what horse what cow girl things can i get into that aren't horse related since they're allergic to horses they said that their favorite song is bucking and in that song beyonce says like a mechanical bull so they can go get on a mechanical bull and they said well they at the bottom they said also i know the irony i was like that's fun though i have to say i'm past the age

of being on a mechanical bull you know i think you'll get back there maybe maybe you know yeah i i could see it in my future i don't see it in my present though no no no i can see it for you because you're gonna get on one with me just not with me imagine just us trying to stay on one at the same time no chance i would fly off and i'd be pissing you without a doubt you'd have to be you'd have to i'd have to go first you'd have to be back there because the thing that really like i found that was one of the reasons why i could not ride a mechanical bill well is because um my body is shaped like flat stanley so like there is no but to kind of you know the seat of it can kind of

like give you a little bit of a curve and if you don't have that there's no sticking there's a lot of assless people that ride horses though facts i see the work on those thighs yeah hey i still have those thigh muscles no matter what no matter what okay so we will read the results i want y'all to write in and let me know if you'd like to see a video of megan crushing a watermelon with her thighs we'll have to clear that with my cardiologist he's gonna go okay i don't care what the fuck you want to do he thinks i'm so fucking weird you'd be like okay weirdo okay so this is for episode 95 first up megan says airplanes are the new printers 95 said i am not wrong five percent said that i am wrong someone said

brilliant take perfectly articulated thank you megan you know what you are welcome amy you're fucking welcome someone said please make plans to the new printers t-shirt for a future merch drop i kind of love that agree i'm very interested in that my boyfriend is an airplane mechanic here in chicago here we love this we love chicago by the way every time someone brings up chicago we have to let everyone know we love chicago except when it's so cold and so hot except for when i got pneumonia well that's because it was cold yeah so we love it except for extremities hearing the behind the scenes from him is so concerning the mechanics are rushed to get every plane out on time before any before all else it's terrifying to think that there's

something that sometimes no way that they are able to perform all the safety and maintenance checks in the turnaround time that the airlines require they are reprimanded if a plane is at all behind even if it's because they're performing maintenance that is critical the priorities of these airlines need to change asap before more people get hurt that's terrifying yep wholeheartedly agree this comparison would have never crossed my mind but also made me realize that every printer i've ever dealt with sucked yeah that's you know i mean did you i know that you heard that episode where because i know who you are that where megan talked about printers but most people they there's like they heard that episode and if they had never experienced it they were like okay whatever but

there are people who then messaged me after that episode and they're like my work printer has not like stopped working and then like they actually just can't fix it we have to get a new one and they're like and i never thought about it and now i'm like damn she was right uh i listened to this episode well in an airplane thanks for that i'm so sorry i probably should have offered a trigger warning being like if you're on an airplane just skip ahead capitalism is so crazy because they won't fix their planes because they'll still keep making money even if people are traumatized injured or die it was already hard enough to convince me that hurtling in a metal tube through the sky was safe and now the metal tubes are falling apart i don't know man i don't know

yeah i don't think megan is wrong but the whole situation makes me mad as someone who's friends with multiple pilots because i know how many checks they do on planes before hand and that they walk around the plane and check everything so i'm just confused how these things happen since both pilots and airline engineers check before a flight takes off so that one is like it's the fact it's the manufacturer is the issue but not but also like the other person wrote in and said that their boyfriend is like yeah that's what i mean there's a lot of other things that are happening that that aren't actually happening yeah it's it's not and it's also the stuff that's happening is not to the point where the when we hear of these horrible events happening despite the fact that

boeing's like well they should check this and it's like well no it's that's just a bad cover-up um because you can't most of these things are not things that are whether in their routine check or things that they could even check for when they're like internal problems and that stuff and so it's like people signing off too early on there um and i forgot to mention the part that was the craziest in all of this is the fact that the after the whistleblower came out he was found dead in his car yes so that's not suspicious at all not at all and i would just love if we could get pizza gators on this because i'm like do you want a real conspiracy theory how about this yeah spend your time wisely come on um and i think those are the only ones for that one and then up next we

have me rants on about politicians who voted to ban tiktok but openly use tiktok who was wrong 1 said that i was wrong 99 said that i was not wrong no they're warning you for mine then we writer number one versus their hookup who is in love with them i like so desperately need to hear more about like i've been thinking about this one and i'm like what are y'all doing now yeah like i if i could be a fly on the wall anywhere in the world right now i'm not kidding it would be there like i just need to fucking know so then we have 88 so the writer is wrong 12 said the writer is not wrong and someone said she's so wrong but man i could have written this like 10 years ago spoiler alert i married my quote-unquote monogamous friend after a year he was like

you're literally meeting my whole family tomorrow so you know you're my girlfriend right i was like okay fine that's so funny i love that um i voted wrong i think that you guys were right about everything that you said i understand if she and her mind decided this is a casual thing if she made herself think that way but there's no way that after two years the thought never crossed her mind or a conversation about what are we never happened a rare time for me to sympathize as a man yeah that's like the part that i'm like but you made you made me be like this man is right and i hate that i hate that that is not my instinct do you know how painful it is for us to get on here and say that right it's very painful look at this nice honest kind man

yuck don't worry when we get to thursday for next week i got something for you oh okay back to my element yeah bashing a man all right then we've got writer number two versus friend who they don't actually like who wants a job referral 10 said the writer's wrong 90 said the writer is not wrong so recently I've been having a problem where I keep blaming men but like I for real think this boldness of being a bad friend and having a bad portfolio and asking someone for a job is such a man thing I don't know maybe I'm wrong but like who else would even think you know then we have my wrong of the week nominated nickelodeon 97 said nick is wrong three percent said they are not wrong i guess i probably should have used past tense

like was wrong someone said oh my god no i voted wrong those fuckers are so wrong and dan schneider will burn yeah mott's and i were watching um random like kids uh like theme songs from like old tv shows because we're like three and a half years apart most of the time um and even in that sense like i found that the quickest like cultural turnaround is like children's shows and like that kind of like once you get older you'll have like overlap and like pop culture stuff but that is like so wildly different he had never seen the proud family theme song and i was like first of all that doesn't make sense though if i've seen it and you've seen it well so the he when he showed me what he was watching so he's more also influenced by siblings his brother's like

five or six years older than his brother's like my age so he was watching like but his brother was watching old stuff when he was a kid so he was watching like old duck tales and that's what like mott was watching he wasn't watching more like current stuff really um and i was like first of all you would love proud family because like there's so much music there's so many like cameos and we were watching it and we ended up watching a 10-minute compilation of just like sugar mama's best friends and i was laughing so hard he's like this is a kid show and i was like exactly it's a great show to this day sugar mama looked like they created her after my little mama no way yeah oh name and likeness almost yeah little mama sugar they said can't make it too

close and i was like such a fucking kyla pratt stand i was like this is just the best have you seen her recently i don't like your tone of what you said that why because i'm scared it didn't sound like no she looks the exact same like no she still looks like a child little like she's like that's dr do little right there she's a fully grown like now it looks like she's a child yes like i still like she and i are the same age but i think she looks like a child no wait hold up you're telling and her child looks exactly like her no what i'm picturing is just kyla pratt's face on a baby yes that's crazy this is this is like maybe the most extreme case of someone who has never aged i know like it makes no sense no like that this is

she's been famous her entire life and she's always looked like this she has two children two children look at this oh and they're like god like one of them looks like like a preteen one of them is almost her height those are her those are just those are her and the thing is is like i i like i understand like i have several friends who have children that are the same ages but like it's just she just still looks the exact same exact same and also like she's never aged since she started like oh my god dr doolittle obsessed she was recently doing um carpet interviews i think it was at the naacp awards she was doing the red carpet interviews

for it oh i loved her outfit i like her style so then you did see her oh you're right i did i forgot yeah yeah i thought you meant something had happened with her no i just meant that have i seen her lately yes no i did because i did see those that outfit but damn i want i don't think i listened to her interviews though so i want to hear her talk she sounds the exact same that's gonna be the part that's crazy that's why she can still in the new uh family is she still penny yeah she's still penny wow get i mean she will always have a job she will always have a fucking job she's gonna be like bianca lawson being melissa the way i was just about to say but bianca bianca lawson is like i'm not retiring anytime soon you can't do this until i'm done

doing it right that was when i found that out i was like i was more shocked to find out her age then she was related to beyonce you know x now but yeah it doesn't matter it's still related don't take that away from her but she's also related to so many other people too her family tree is wild crazy yes and you get to have those genes i'm like winning winning winning yes happy for them that's not how i will age it's okay we all know it all right wrong of the week who's wrong my turn after that tangent 98 said that starbucks is wrong two percent said that starbucks is not wrong well that's the results hope you enjoy it hope you loved getting this done i was gonna make a noise but i decided i'm gonna be a bigger person today i love that thank you

so you're welcome and there she goes anything else nah I'm messing well we will fish you later bye bye