Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong? Results: Our Petty Friend Rachel

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong: Our Petty Friend Rachel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, wow. I love a run. Sprinting. Oh, yeah. I'm doing a Miley Cyrus run. So, you know, just flexing on all y'all. that's what inspired me good i can tell and that's how you know you nailed it yeah because i know the exact run reference point like when people do those tiktoks of being like doing tori kelly's i'm like could like literally could never my only attempt is going to be like give me a commercial transition music sung by a 14 year old and i will still butcher that well all of our tales yeah you know does tori kelly still make music

i think so i think she makes christian music oh but not my kind of christian music she has to make gospel no i don't think so because i would have seen it if she made gospel it would have shown up on my for you page i was just curious i haven't really heard much from her it looks like she's been consistently making albums and she was on missed it yeah and she was on that show where people cover up their faces and wear weird costumes and then people try to guess who's singing i was gonna say a sleeper hit but it turns out it's a it's a show from somewhere else and it's i mean it's good and also your lover was on it yeah great old man understatement in the old department

an elderly man he's been guest starring on one of my soap operas and now every time i open the app that that soap is on they're advertising everything that he's been in it's like target reached happy for you a little concerned a little worried a concern for him but yeah happy for you he's still vibrant and they also filmed six months in advance so oh so we don't know his current where he's currently at yeah okay well live in the past six months happy for you i hope nothing happens um that you don't want i hope he i hope your fave doesn't have a storyline that turns him for you oh no he won't i just feel like at this point there's no have an insider okay but i also feel like there's no storyline that like could turn you off from him

like i think he's like a tier one for you no but he's so but like he's so beloved like they wouldn't fuck with that legacy no they wouldn't fuck with the legacy and they're really just like folding him into a family that already exists and fixing somebody's past with him being their father now and like they're just bringing people out the woodwork to have random scenes with him so he's like living history he gets to pick like who do you like who do you want to do work with who do you want to scene with yep even his wife like real life wife was on so career goals i keep telling mods i was like do get some job where you can just throw me in i feel i think his wife is closer to my age than his age i'm shocked also so you're saying there's a chance

i don't want him now i just appreciate appreciate him now yeah he probably has grandchildren that are older than me and he does yeah yep i'm not shocked i'm not shocked whatsoever anyways oh he's got this one same age maybe i can oh my god i will show them the clips of you talking about this you nasty and you came for me for my al gore love no he's married never mind so is his father dick van dyke is who we're talking about yeah and everybody's that the gasps heard around the world they go this is a dick van yeah that there's not a new dick van dyke it's the same dick van dyke

It is Dick Van Dyke, like, the only one. Well, here's the thing. Is he Dutch or German? What are chimney sweeps? First of all, I want to say that related more to my Irish heritage, but, like, I don't think so. But it's a last name. Also, you're supposed to be British in that.

Oh, my God. He's fake. He picks up a new hobby at 97. damn all his uh grandchildren are married so there goes my in i'm really sorry thanks he's from missouri yeah his family traces back to mayflower might be related to you first of all that's just a quarter that's like don't don't give me i'm just that's the side of the dna that i'm i am working always to fend off but so yeah so okay i'm i'm not getting uh i'm not getting recent european immigrants then we're getting

day one colonizer like we're getting yeah so it's a dutch surname oh yeah see i knew that although he has english irish and scottish ancestry okay well dutch recognizes dutch and yes i am closer to his wife's age than she is to him i can't believe that i know that seems so unheard of so unheard of look at him going against the grain 15 years apart he and her are 40 something years apart you know love knows no way no age considering you're up there poopy and coach i don't want to have sex with him okay who are you trying to convince me or you

you because it's the truth i've told you numerous times that it was when he was younger okay i believe you i totally believe you you're full of shit i am i am because i haven't pooped today i'm devastated about it i did lucky anyways um speaking of buttholes things up your ass let's get to fisting friday so if you're here for the first time this is not the right place I mean, you can listen to us and maybe you enjoyed that little bit, but we are going to read the results from last week's episode of What Am I Wrong? And also read the responses that you all sent in about why you voted the way you did or your thoughts and feelings on everything.

So it's going to be a wonderfully great, fantastic, amazing time. Woo! Woo! Woo! All right. Let's get into it. first up me melissa thinks sending a text message is unprofessional 12 said i was wrong 88 said i was not wrong you got a lot of responses let's get into them i just updated my phone so

it's like doing all the things where you're like okay i already opted into this a long time ago let's just keep it moving i need to do that to the new ios um someone said hard agree i have a full-time job so separate work phone but i was doing some contract work and the guy kept texting my personal phone to talk about things or set up meetings and it would actually make me anxious just send me an email that i can respond to in my own time correct um someone said totally agree and i think texting with work-related people gives them the idea that they have you available to them at any time which is not cool lol agree as well someone said i had to pause today's podcast episode after melissa's but am i wrong to message y'all literally as i

was listening to the segment i got a work-related message from someone who was responding to an email i sent via text they even acknowledged that they didn't respond to my email melting emoji i I've been definitely getting more direct about keeping that separation and took a page out of Melissa's book to respond with. Please keep all work-related correspondence to my work emailed. This is also the person who saw me respond to a message they sent on Instagram at almost midnight and texted me, I see you're awake, and then presented to ask me a work-related question. Absolutely the fuck not. Both questions involving using our theater space and resources for free.

I would lose my mind to that. I want to add phone calls to this. don't call me if it's work related and we haven't agreed on a phone call am i wrong for this i'm anxious about phone calls in general but especially hate unexpected work related phone calls no you're not wrong no i had a assistant at my old agency where i was like i hate phone calls so much so like and you know agents love just calling you and i would like ask the assistant i was like if you can just like shoot me a text and be like hey this is what he's like they're calling about and he was like for sure and then did it and i was like this is seamless he's like i do this with

all of my clients now like you're the only person who said that you wanted this but like everybody's like thanks for doing this this is so much better I'm like it's so much easier what about if an assistant lies to you and says oh I don't know what they want to talk about when you know it's their job to literally ask them what it is that they want to schedule a meeting for um then they'd go on my shit list and like me and assistants are like that like I love a fucking assistant like an assistant and i not i don't have an assistant i've never had an assistant but other people's assistants like i'm gonna vibe with you and so i'm like if this is something that like you're withholding information from me i'm like we're in this together like i'd be pissed and

someone said um i'm always a fan of texting versus email but when she set the boundary multiple times then it's wrong i was thinking that melissa's take was 50 50 before but i received a text from my former late 40s landlord yesterday, who was in the midst of a divorce, inviting me to dinner as an apology. For context, I ordered something to my old address by mistake. And oh, but the new tenant kept it safe for me until I could pick it up. And my old landlord still hadn't changed the name on the doorbell, which is why it was delivered and not returned. His message was immediately so creepy. I mean, it might sound more like a networking dinner. We work in similar industries. If it was an email. Now it seems like he's hitting on a 27-year-old former tenant. So Melissa is 150%

incorrect. Thank you. Changing minds within the mist. And also, look at statistically 50-50 to 150. I can't do the math, but I know that's good. It's 100. There are some situations,

relationship, where both parties may refer text messages. Melissa has been incredibly clear in her professional boundaries. She is very much not in the wrong. The texting colleague is very rude and very wrong. next up Megan says celebrities might fuck you but not if you're weird 6% said I was wrong 94% said I was not wrong and I really want like a check-in six months from now for some of you who

set your sights on a celebrity fuck that celebrity and you know respect their privacy don't tell us unless it's offline about like you know who you hooked up with um but I would i would like to see this change be implemented into the world and when you shift your mindset to this a lot of you are going to be fucking celebrities and i want to hear about it i want especially the people that live in like austin a carolina a carolina atlanta hey atlanta you know are you yeah atlanta are two specific atlanta delegates atlanteans um toronto people oh yeah vancouver yeah come on let us know and i guess new york and la but like that's a given you don't need to change your mindset right like if you haven't already it

was a choice like if you like it's a choice so like but i need i need the rest of you even oh cape town south africa yeah person that's currently there go for it there you go all right so that picture's like hella cute of them all those no no have you seen the pictures of like they're like obsessed with each other like cheese and he took her to france and like had his film camera and like made a whole picnic and everybody's like oh my god like she's dating a tumblr boy like that like she's absolutely geeking being like men are like this yeah i will say that i think that she deserves to be with someone her age that actually likes her and not like her for her family and people that were just

hanging out with her older siblings so yeah i do in that aspect i do like that but otherwise could care less no i don't care at all but i'm happy i'm always happy to see um an age-appropriate relationship all right writer number one versus husband dan who is fed up with rachel 75 said the writer is wrong 25 said the husband's wrong do you clock the shirt and the image yeah i couldn't make out what's going on on the shirt but i do see that it says rachel on it all you need to know is the beginning i can't see this message is for rachel do you remember that uh-huh okay you don't have to finish exactly i was like as long as you see the first sentence okay well i can't find it but someone had said something along the lines of um

if my like my partner if they don't hate people that i hate for like fair and valid reasons like then my partner becomes like now you're my hater like like it was very it was and i was like that is i wholeheartedly agree with that like if you treat me bad if you're cool with someone who treats me badly you ergo are now you're an enemy like you're treating me badly i agree with that then we have writer number two versus partner who's upset that the writer is interrupting their interruption seven percent said the writer is wrong 93 said the partner is wrong someone said this is so aesthetically pleasing thank you everybody partner can't be upset with that because he's pretty much doing the same thing makes me wonder if he does think what he has to

say is more important rolling eyes emoji yep um but then so we did get two conflicting ones and someone said at first i thought the partner was wrong but i happen to have a lot of people in my life that steamroll or monologue a conversation at other people so interruptions are necessary to actually be a participant so if these people would just keep going i'd wonder why i was even there that's also fair and i get and that i mean obviously person didn't say that they do that but i would think that you know in the argument for there if you're him then it has to be like you don't let me talk like i can't get a word in otherwise versus like don't keep talking um but i do think that that's fair and someone else said um i have some thoughts on interrupting

issue i genuinely agree with both said except before however said however before hearing else input my instinct was to side with the boyfriend my older brother like the caller talks over interruptions or very harshly schooled the interrupter interrupter which generally would be understandable but the man talks in fucking monologues many different many dinner conversations very quickly spiral into him giving a damn lecture i and you have and if you have something to add you have to remember your list of questions or whatever at the end and that's just a miserable way to talk also the vibe is he could talk to a chair and it would make no difference again i don't disagree with what you guys said but come on i hate being interrupted too but i definitely

can imagine a variant where i would side with the boyfriend or at least or at least see where he's coming from yeah i see that too yep and someone said i think i need to start doing this because people interrupt me all the time and i just choose to stop talking all together but this seems like a more fun way to handle being interrupted i love when like just making things fun my wrong of the week officer francesco marlette and virginia pinto who is wrong 98 said officer messy is wrong two percent said officer officer messy is not wrong there is you could poke an eye out with that forehead that head is it comes to a true point at the top like his his noggin is pointier than his chin yes it is and someone said like he's not even that cute

and i just want to say the word that there is a choice there's been pictures of him at his mother's house but the current wife is also with him so they're staying they went there to hide out from people being at their house but they've been found so got him yeah yeah uh i will see this man's blank stare haunting my dreams then we have my wrong of the week i nominated joe jonas and his pr team 96 said that joe is wrong four percent said joe is not wrong and as a little update joe jonas is withholding his children's passports and uh sophie turner is now suing him as she should as she fucking should they sold their house in miami already and they had already made plans to like move to the uk they like i

think they even bought the house like there was this it was like they had the whole plan in place and she found out and we get this from these documents when she sued him she found out about the divorce from the media wow so they had all of this and now he's just pissed they had a fight on his birthday allegedly allegedly and they got into an argument and then suddenly she sees in the news that like he's filed for divorce and is trying to keep the kids even though they had both already started they'd are they're already in the midst of their plans to move to the uk what an asshole so yeah so she filed it in yeah they already bought it they bought a home in england to raise their children but he wanted to have the kids on tour with him while she was

filming so he took them back to america and uh then she like was like i sent come send the kids and he said and his lawyer said were withholding the passports and so she filed it in the United States

like in I'm sure Florida or California I don't know which one and then also in the UK which he's in breach of

point blank just like in breach of custody laws in the UK in a far more cut and dry way than the United States because the kids are

dual citizens hmm trash trash absolute goddamn fucking trash i did text you some newer pictures of officer marlette he looks better i will say that yeah because there's facial hair and facial hair and he's bulked up some yeah which has also filled out his head better so it's not as pointy the ratio i do though first of all those are some thighs but they look they get small very quickly like they're big but then they get they do yeah but i do want to say he does look a lot better than his young picture yeah which i can see women wanting to fuck how he looks now as opposed to

then yeah and his pottery barn robe yeah um relatable to have it not matching and i have that soil in the back i think that's i do too i think that might i wouldn't be surprised if that was like his mom so he just grabbed to go outside he grabbed the the tie from a different one yeah um i do need him to obviously go see a therapist but really see him with zeus and just drop that tension those traps are fucking knotted like he is so tight up there that the neck to show oof that looks painful relax my guy he looks like a wrestler he does and he looks like he's a big fan of um competition shows and scripted shows where people have to put their body yeah through hell i do think i think when his initial picture was taken it was before he was with a black woman

and then after he got with the black woman pictures because it is a much much a different vibe first of all this glow up is not the result of a man the evidence is on the man this glow up he didn't do this to himself no someone saw potential and they said i can overlook the wife but i can't overlook the skinny legs well the the the um his wife is also black but do you think he was married in those photos huh when his first initial photo oh i don't know it doesn't seem like they've been together that long because she has a son that is i'm so sorry if his wife put in the work for this glow up and i would lose my mind i would sue him for all of the protein powder i would sue him for all of the pre-workout i would sue i would i would repossess

his clothes i would like i would do every i would i would add play-doh on top of his head to give him the cone head back like i would lose my mind i mean i would also lose my mind if he did it for the mistress and like that was like the mistress orchestrating it but like but her putting in work on him the mistress when she's also married that just seems like too much no i think she got i Yeah, I think she got it once. Oh, my God. Once it was already happening. I hope his wife gets everything.

Well, they're still together, though. Like, she's staying with him at... Maybe she's playing the long con. At his mom's house. Maybe she's playing the long con. I don't know. I hope she's happy. In whatever that is to her.

God, I love mess. Alright, well, that's the end. We hope you all enjoyed and we'll fist you again soon. So dainty. What a dainty little fist. Definitely not my fist.

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