Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong Results - Reporting Influencers

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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welcome to a brand new episode of fisting friday from a very old episode episode 97 hope you're ready to get fisted this friday and um we're here to to do that fisting for you and the fisting is just an audio fisting we'll be fisting your ear holes sounds so painful i mean you can't even do anything i know baby fists okay um in case you don't know what this is we read the results don't mind me keep going they can't see i spilled on myself you also have a straw that's actually a spoon to stir okay okay i was like i don't understand why we're Sipping out one side when there's a straw on the other side. Yeah, that would actually be pretty stupid.

This is results from votes that we put up, usually within the week of the episode coming out, which I think it did come out within the week the votes did. But we took some time off to compose ourselves. That's a good way to put it. And so these are the results, as I mentioned from But Am I Wrong? Episode 97. First up is you. And I made these. You did.

Kudos to you. Thanks. I guess I really didn't have to because you had time. Yeah, apparently. So first up, Megan doesn't understand people that like animals more than people. 31% said I was wrong. 69% said I was not wrong. I didn't know that it was going to be this skewed.

and i would like to say a special shout out um to the person who thinks i literally like deserve death because i have captured a mouse asterisk in my home like she was livid being like i don't give a shit about you like you are a horrible person you're a fucking murderer and i'm like genuinely seek help like that is crazy it's giving the same thing of like when um people are anti-abortion call people who get abortions murderers and i'm like but would you be friends with someone who murdered a 10 year old or a 20 year old but would you be friends with someone who had an abortion they're like i could move on past that like so you don't think it's actually murder right i think it's just fucking insane okay let's see melissa saved all of these so like

i will be this is like my first reaction let's see so i can see where the other side comes from i was severely bullied growing up from ages 5 to 18 i was this awkward chubby nerd and my only friend was my childhood dog lol i trusted no one after i went after all i went through and really could only open up and bond with animals i 100 was a person who liked animals more than people and said that often then i pursued a career in veterinary medicine the field has changed my perspective immensely as far as value of life despite valuing animals lives and loving animals endlessly that's my job after all i was also a die-hard dog mama before i had a baby and now while i love my dogs to death it is different they are animals no comparison to humans lmao i will

say i've had a hard i've had hard days at work where i'm like fuck i hate people because this field is notorious for mistreatment from pet owners but all this to say i see both sides but the end of the day i agree with megan i think animal people just have a lot of trauma i don't disagree with that um someone said i'm autistic so this one was tricky for me genuinely i just feel safer with animals than i do with people because i struggle with social cues that again also i it's it's a it's the declaring i like animals more than people there's a burning building let the family of six go but if you don't save that turtle you deserve jail time you know like it's it's when a hurricane hits and people are like but what about the pets and it's like

but what about the human lives yeah it's when you value those lives more that and again you can like your own dog more than mitch mcconnell i like everybody's dog more than mitch mcconnell including the dog that attacked me when i was a child like you know someone else said sometimes all we've had was an animal again that's i don't mean to like sound like insensitive tone wise but um it's i don't think that the comparison is to like i i think there's anything wrong with people who have had like close bonds with animals or who like really love and care about animals it's valuing animal life as a universal whole over human life oh my god this is a good one someone said i thought about the you can excuse racism

sound on tiktok yeah it's from an episode of community which is you can excuse it someone says uh i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty yeah and it's like you can excuse racism uh and which leads into this one which is very apt i agree on this so hard like why are some the biggest transphobes and racists i've ever met animal rights activists facts uh it's very similar to the pro-life quote-unquote movement um because they can't talk so you advocate for them unless it's dr doolittle in which any animal that kyla pratt loves obviously that's an animal who i value above other animals that's your first reference to dr doolittle is someone else dr doolittle oh There are several Dr. Dolittle's.

The first one was in like the 50s, this old white man. I don't know who that is. Eddie Murphy. And then we reboot it with Eddie Murphy. And then didn't Raven also have the abilities as well? Because they were sisters in the movie, Raven and Kyla Pratt. Weirdly, I think Kyla, isn't Kyla older than Raven? In real life, they're the same age, but I think in the movie, Raven is the older sister.

Oh, okay. I don't remember. Wait, is Kyla even in that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're sisters. I was about to say, she is. No, I know, but I just couldn't remember if they were in the same movie together. Oh, yeah.

And then you know they also rebooted recently again with Robert Downey Jr. I don't talk about that one. Like, I do genuinely think that rebooting Eddie Murphy movies without Eddie Murphy is kind of like one of the biggest crimes on cinema you could do. like it's just why would you do that yeah and i like him i do too so yeah raven was supposed to be like the teenage daughter and kyla was the younger sister and but yeah i think raven also had abilities too oh yeah and i think that was discovered in one of them yeah but i don't think the first one i think it was like kyla she's got the abilities and then it was discovered 35% on Rotten Tomatoes

that's just fucking wrong directed by a woman great I love to see it who also directed John Tucker Must Die love to see it times two

go Betty Thomas she also did Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakquel incredible Beverly Hills or Troop Beverly Hills is also a classic

she's worked with Eddie Murphy a few times I love that I spy directed an episode of Grace and Frankie i'm just got into the last season i was like i finally got to close out this chapter charlie's angels that's what i said the one i'm sorry i missed it can't hardly wait also a classic

the guess who that has uh bernie mack and that other dude i won't mention and zoe saldana what what a career yeah go betty the brady bunch movie which is also a cult classic i don't think i've seen it you've seen the memes sure jan oh yeah that's from the movie that's from the movie yeah clarification questions in terms of preferring preferring to stay at home with your dog versus wrong that's still fine or is that also wrong no that's not that at all it's about you have to choose it is is the uh the trolley question you can save a random animal not your animal a random animal or you can save a family of four who are you picking it's it's that it is the valuing of that life over the other um and like someone else said like

it's usually predisposed to something else someone said this is so wild because i just read a reddit am i the asshole post about this about the guy whose fiance said she didn't want him to make she didn't want to marry him anymore because she asked him a hypothetical if the house was on fire and you could save my dog or your niece who he basically views as his little sister and is really close to who would you say and he said his niece and she was pissed she was very much a these dogs are my children and more important than anyone else in my life type of person she even said that if it was her or the dog the fiance was supposed to save the dog so wild lol also as a target employee i wish people would stop bringing their untrained dogs who piss and shit on the floor and

make target employees clean it up it's disgusting and so unnecessary i'll agree with that at first i disagreed with you but then i remembered those celebrity missions to rescue pets after hurricane katrina which are great rescue the pets but i think there were still people stranded on rooftops at that time pisses me off then mine was melissa thinks alpha boot camps make you look beta it was wrong one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong someone said this is the funniest thing ever i often see something similar in the gym shark subreddit for one fitness influencer and then someone else said frankie and joey two straight men we don't need an introduction we don't we know those men we we like them we're familiar they can have their microphones we're

not revoking them yes talked about it on their podcast saying how dumb it is and even suggested that those men should go to therapy see then that's that's why frankie and joey can have their microphones for now we can revoke them at any time and someone else said all i want is a list of all the men who signed up for this and people who supported it well their maybe wives are on the website so you can see that there too i don't i think they're paid actors i yeah i don't believe it and then we've got writer number one versus influencers who don't disclose ads seven percent of the writer is wrong 93 said influencers are wrong i wonder if anyone wrote it about my extreme double standard so many people not disclosing ads properly i do have to say even

if a brand is telling you to not disclose not to do everything you should be doing in order to disclose i would hope my favorite influence would choose their integrity in that situation and not work with that brand i don't disagree with that whatsoever i think the issue is is that like the ftc guidelines change all the time like of what they want and what they don't want and depending on like where the brand is located versus like where the influencer is located like they will have different requirements so like i think that you know uh someone disclosing it in the description and not like if they haven't aligned with like the oh you have to say it in the first five seconds of the video if you can still clearly tell that it's like there was a

conscious effort there made um i always just i never assume that people are going to try and get out of it if they've already disclosed it you know i mean like once you've disclosed it like you've done it um but i do think it's such a fucking liability working with those brands because also at that point i'm like i don't think you're gonna pay me because this is not gonna hold up like this contract is i'm getting i'm not disclosing that i'm doing the work for this and then i'm supposed to be like here i did this work for you but i haven't disclosed it so then like you don't they still have to pay but like not really you know i mean so yeah i just think it's dumb because it basically voids a lot of contracts someone said i don't think she's got to report all

of them it's just annoying that they don't disclose and we can tell someone else said i agree that it matters who the creator is if the writer should report them all right and then we've got writer number two versus father who wants them to decline inheritance four percent said the writer's wrong 96 said the father is wrong someone said writer's wrong for signing away her inheritance which i guess makes her father wrong then we have my wrong of the week thank you for using this photo this is exactly what i wanted you to use um i nominated sam doll 93 said sam doll's wrong seven percent said she is not wrong i have so many questions for those people someone said i saw this on tiktok a while ago and was so glad i didn't follow her anymore i used to for a

while but she did something else problematic quote-unquote shocker or asterisk shocker and thankfully i hadn't seen any more of her but later after i listened to this ep i was scrolling on tiktok and her ad popped up i audibly screamed i blame you for letting the boss in my phone hear her name so i don't think i said this on the episode but when all of this shit was going on and like everyone was stitching her video and like she was keeping it up and she was like making response videos and all of that stuff i don't know if it was her or the company who she was working with started pushing her ads on tiktok and i couldn't see them ever it was not the same laser hair removal that um i have always declined because they want you to lie about it but i was

like too funny someone else said i did someone said i just have to ask if you saw her choice in wedding shoes they may be for some but they are not for me and aligned with how kindly you word of this i would also say they are not for me but bless her heart i haven't seen them would you like me to tell you are you gonna look it up i'm gonna look it up okay oh everybody's so creative okay okay moving on next um let me see if there's any more anything else someone anyone said my first thought after seeing a stitch about this was i hope i've been i'm talking about this for wrong of the week and you did not let me down lol a couple people said they clicked wrong as a canadian we do not claim her

okay literally her only reference is that her childhood her childhood best friend was a big gay awakening for many lesbians such as myself but yeah so i then made a tiktok a couple days ago about uh let's see it's saying i'm trying to remember how i worded it but from the time of recording i posted this on the 23rd of april so i said recording this on may 2nd yeah so i the tiktok i posted said curious how that girl who came on here and slandered cowboy carter and called beyonce lazy hasn't reviewed tortured poets department very curious the amount of swifties in my comments were being like the fact that you would call taylor lazy and all this and

i'm like i don't even think any of you know what the video is about like i don't none of you are getting any of this at all and then there's some people being like how did everyone miss the point like what the like what and like they're literally just so uh uh reactive to the fact that i'm like you don't even know what this is about you just assume that this is this is this is this is negativity towards her or the album or whatever like why would you put two pit two women against each other i'm like oh my god reading comprehension is is dead it's dead we're just it's just reactionary everything all the time and i'm like deep breath just read it understand it you know and then my wrong week i can't wet pants denim who is wrong 96 said piss pants are wrong

four percent said piss pants are not wrong someone said seeing the pictures actually makes me want to crawl out of my skin the white one is offensive yes then someone else said i'm only saying not wrong because i think they're so stupidly funny please no i do not actually champion piss pants reminds me of the i think you should leave calico pants sketch i haven't seen i think you should leave it gets referenced to me by two people all the time gabe and allison and i just i don't know where to even find this show have i tried no it feels like white culture to me and i don't know if i want to be a part of it i'm gonna tell you right now i feel that way about there's a couple shows that fall in that category and as a white person that's not my white culture it is white

culture and i just i don't want to participate like the whole thing of being like being awkward and making other people uncomfortable as comedy count me out like secondhand embarrassment no thank you i'm good yeah someone else said wrong if random male not wrong if girl boss well it is a random male so that's the unfortunate part but that person is after my own heart because as someone who like proudly holds double standards it's mary so oh my god great bitch we're the same all right well that's it for this wonderful episode this was such an like this episode was so crazy yeah i loved it though me too all right so um tune in on monday for don't blame me it'll be a brand new episode then on tuesday we've got see you next tuesday

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