Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong? Results - Scaring Straight Men

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

Meghan and Melisa discuss the results from But Am I Wrong: Scaring Straight Men then talk about MonopolyGo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hello everybody and welcome back to the friday and on the menu this friday is fisting smooth helping gobbledy gobbledy gobble that fist right up as melissa and i prior to recording we're just talking about we gotta get some more sponsors for the show and i opened the show with gobble the fist on a fisting Friday you know that's what the people want yeah and we just have to find the right brands that align with that Adam and Eve hit us up it's a shame that we've been doing this for so long and we still haven't had a sex toy maybe I just need to email them yeah put it on your to-do list I just wrote email Adam and I just looked at it already and I said who the fuck is adam and so i just had to add the and eve because oh i got confused automatically

and i was like already adam as in first man yeah adam as in that dude from those paintings with the little thing over his groin right isn't that him or is that eve i mean they both would they both cover the junk yeah because i mean we were frolic according to the bible we were just frolicking around naked happy as can be and didn't know we weren't jaded didn't know about sin or anything and god had one demand and it was like do not eat from that tree a real tree or is it like is it a real tree a metaphor okay um and then satan in the form of a snake was like hey eve come eat from this tree it's the best fruit that you've ever had in your life it's so juicy and succulent so sweet and you froze for a second so i didn't know what was going on

and and she was like no but god told us not to eat and he kept tempting her she went over there and ate it and then she was like oh yeah that's good and then she convinced adam to do it and then god came over and was like i told you bitches not to eat from that tree and then god and then adam was like it wasn't me it was her so instead of taking day one right instead of just taking responsibility god was like now you know sin and then they were like oh no we're naked and then that's why sounds a little sus but you know hey yeah people believe what you want to believe it's not a little far-fetched to me and it's not as it's not as glamorous as the ark you know like noah's ark i'm like yeah i don't physiologically sciencey i don't

get it but like at least they're it's dramatic or like parting of a sea and i go dramatic this one i just go okay we're just naming and shaming a woman for being hungry and getting a snack well she wasn't actually hungry though because you we didn't know of hunger because you didn't need anything okay it was about the desire and want okay well sometimes we just want a little snacky time yeah but i but i think if adam would have just taken responsibility everything would have been fine i put everything on him oh i always i'm here to blame any man first man whatever man that man there you go well if you are new here um this is a bible talk yeah this is bible talk starting us um but you might be like what is this episode about so this is where we read the results

from our prior episode of but am i wrong and um you're gonna probably be a little bit confused unless you've listened to that episode or uh any of those episodes before to kind of get uh an idea of it so this was probably not the first episode of the podcast to listen to but it'll still be here after you listen to the other ones come on back to it i was gonna say it's been a few weeks since we recorded this episode yes so um you might want to refresh your memory and i tried to include like some what like a little bit more details on this one so it would jog your memory and so it also jogged mine and this is for episode 91 i'm up first melissa reminds us that america america is racist because nikki haley forgot which i thought it was so wonderfully phrased who is

wrong one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong melissa is not wrong but yes america is hella racist i would get racial remarks like go back to mexico as well as my old neighbor from hell would literally wave his stupid confederate flag at us whenever we go outside he's dead now also agree with megan when she said she should stop bringing up saying she's a child of immigrants when she leans towards trump like bitch i'm a child of immigrant parents too and i've been And I've seen the struggle and trauma from family members being snatched because racists would snitch on my family members to support them. Sorry to rant, but fuck Nikki. Wholeheartedly agree.

I want to talk about for a second before we move on. Her on SNL. So she was there and she was in the audience taking questions. And Ayo asked her if she thought that meanwhile, Megan is putting on mascara. Ayo asked her if she thought that or said that she like, what was the meaning of this is essentially what was asked of her. And Ayo, instead of like her really like responding, Ayo more so answered and then she said, yeah, that's right. And so I feel like it was a big out for whatever anybody would say. like it wasn't stand it wasn't like standing ground ground on anything also snl is very like

they try to come off as a very liberal show but still welcome the right wing on and i'm like what are we doing it was so stupid it pissed me off stupidest things i've ever seen on tv i just hate that this whole thing of being like we laugh at republicans i go yeah i laugh when kate mckinnon is doing an impression of like an stupid fucking republican saying some stupid shit or whatever or i don't even like alec baldwin but like alec baldwin is doing donald trump like there's a huge difference between doing that and like that's explicitly satire and social commentary on the ridiculousness of it that is not the same thing as inviting on republican candidates who are the same problematic people that you're impersonating it's not like a oh my

god we just one-upped the joke and i go no you just completely like severed the joke in half now it's like it's not that because no one is giving them that same energy to their face yes and i also hate that they had io be the one to do it no uh laura michaels is in my on my shit list for that yeah yep is there someone in the room with you no there's just like a very loud truck or something outside and then sounded like metal maybe there's a car wreck i know it the sound far too well now at this point people love getting in car wrecks right in front of places how they do their favorite activity constant like never ending never ending okay so megan says not everything is for you a rant about danielle bernstein's apartment

three percent said I was wrong apartment oh apartment you're right oh I spelled it wrong yeah there you go hey we figured it out uh three percent said I was wrong 97 said I was not wrong I would love to know if people went and looked at the photos of her apartment I I honestly meant to vote Megan is wrong no I need to show you there's this one specific one of her bedroom no no no it's one you haven't seen because it's they didn't put it in in the the articles because they were like this is so bad she it's one of those like typical apartment bedrooms where it's like you have the sliding closet doors um and she lime washed those as well i did see that one i did see it okay i did i don't think i found i saw what i saw that article but then i went and looked more oh yeah

i was like this is the bathroom that doesn't fit no the bathroom is the og but they should have just if you're gonna do it finish it off yep someone wrote in yuck did you put the yuck there yeah i literally just pause it and like find it because all the screenshots i found and like i'm annoyed because that little like red bubble behind the yuck was initially that pink color and i must have changed something else and clicked like change all color to this one um but yeah so it was like the best screenshot i found but the face was she said high school musical yuck and i wanted to make sure it just said yuck yuck I've noticed that my dad says yuck all the time in the same way and what you're saying he's am I a kiki fan

I agree with the point I think you're making it's like when people buy a house with a lot of character and a specific design style and turn it into millennial gray laminate floor hell at that point just buy a basic house and leave the cool house to people with taste yes zoe that is exactly how i feel and i have such strong feelings about the gray laminate floor but i do think sometimes we need to talk about the people who who think they're doing like oh i'm not doing that i'm not totally destroying it and it's like but you are just find it find a blank slate find something that already fits fits in that don't don't take apart this beautiful or old gorgeous brownstone exposed brick like you're gonna lime wash brick

can you undo lime wash it's paint but i don't it's a specific kind of paint but i would assume a little gritty yeah i don't know i would assume if she's lime wash that like it's smooth so i think that she did concrete over oh all right then we have writer number one versus in-laws that show up any time of day week who was wrong. 1% said the writer's wrong. 99% said the writer is not wrong. The writer actually wrote in like a long time ago. You guys read my email in this week's, but am I wrong with the in-laws? I'm a full-time stay at home mom at the moment. And my husband is an engineer who works full-time. He will take off his work. He will take off work in order for them to visit. This visit freaking

sucked. And afterwards, my husband finally woke up. They got here in the middle of breakfast. I was still in my PJs and they sat themselves on the couch and they complained about hating their christmas gifts christmas was like a month ago at the time of the visit i'm like okay i woke up early stress cleaned and opened my house up to you at an inconvenient time you complain about christmas gifts no thank you for having us or anything this pisses me and my husband off so much he was just like okay well we went out of our way to accommodate you and you sit here in our home and complain so we have finally agreed that they will visit on our terms and that it isn't worth the stress because they're honestly living in their own little world and are ungrateful

lol i'm i'm so glad he woke up yeah someone said she's pregnant and they're adding extra stress onto her also the husband deserves a smack with a chancla for not supporting her especially when she's pregnant i wholeheartedly agree to that and also a lot of other people said that they loved the image choice what a great movie i love that movie i've never seen it oh my god you would love it i know i would love it i just i just i don't know what was going on in life i don't know because i want to say i'm pretty sure i saw it in theaters at least two or three times like it's so good i love jane fonda as a whole me too i i haven't finished like the last few episodes of grace and frankie because i don't want it to end but then i'm also like they have so many movies

together like and they're still making them like they put out at least two or three a year no you're not gonna be lacking in any content between the two of them but i feel the same way about shows that i love like i i will sit on like the last couple episodes for a long time yeah because it feels like they don't actually end then then we have writer number two versus making straight men scared who is wrong one percent said the writer is wrong 99 said the writer is not wrong and we have an update from the writer okay first they said now why that photo well you should know that i did initially think of doing a photo of um chris hemsworth as thor screaming but i realized i don't know enough about marvel to know if like canonically thor

is like a straight man like i don't know if like you know i think he had a little thing with somebody else before with another fella because then i was like just trying to go through because i was trying to go i'm not gonna do it for like a real life person so i was like let me go for like a character where it's like very much well established and then i got in this rabbit hole that i go i actually don't know anytime i was picking like a stereotypical what we view as like a hyper masculine straight man character i went i'm actually not confident that canonically like they are straight and so i was like i can't do this and so then i thought hamster rodent natalie poor i haven't seen thor love and thunder but natalie portman said that this one is very gay

so i might need to tune in the one where she turns into thor that's why i called her girl thor earlier wait off my did i listen is that out yet yeah it's been out since like 2022 it was during the pandy like we weren't going to the theaters no but i've definitely seen it because as soon as you said it's pretty good i went i'm pretty sure i've seen yes i have and it is but yeah that to answer your question that's why i picked the um little rodent hamster guinea pig whatever it is uh and uh they also said also one of them did apologize and is still single um they said only one of the straight men did defend me which i totally forgot to mention my friend you gave their name so i'm not gonna tell them uh let's call him

brian my friend brian who's dating my cousin and not gonna lie i think tries too hard to be an ally because he randomly asked if i was serving cunt i mean i was but where the heck did he learn that from it's funny no i love that that is like the definition of like someone ended up on drag grace tiktok and he's like heavily invested and he's like i can say all these phrases uh what am i one of my straight guy friends was like i tweeted out what does serving cunt mean and this was also a straight black man and i was like if you don't know then it's not for you wait they said that or they asked what it meant they put they said what does serving cut no someone has said something about serving cunt and then he quote tweeted and said what does serving cunt mean

if you need to ask you don't need to know right and also like and that's what i responded back to him as a girl as a girly girl i never needed to learn the definition of serving cunt like it was just like it was just there it makes sense yeah no like serving cunt and i'm just like okay and the sky is blue like what like it's just like there's no learning curve at all there so oh that's funny and then wrong of the week who is wrong abrazo homes 96 said abrazo was wrong four percent said abrazo was not wrong are these the awards that they've won yeah this is one holding them and i just they do also look like bottles of alcohol which i just why are you like sunglasses in the photo i really need everyone to like make sure they go look at the website

and see and read everyone's bios please do because it is the pictures everything and the one black man there who just has sadness in his eyes like he just looks oh miserable um and yeah the the selena home is still up for the record everybody and they they're all like all of them are still up but they don't have the same description anymore I don't think that the Anne and the Harriet are the Harriet Tubman we were looking it was Harriet but it didn't have Tubman on it anymore oh okay because I was gonna say the only ones I've been able to find when I was searching for images um that still were existed under those names were the Selena and I don't know what but I think they might have even changed the first names of that

because people were searching it so much they did want win awards for those specific homes so I'm sure those are what they're holding in this hand I think the Harriet they won an award for which seems I'm still not over this one was it like I think about this all the time and like I just I like can't believe that like they're just gonna get away with they're just gonna like keep on keeping on and like imagine you apply for a job at like LinkedIn and like you look like you google the company lore and you're like whoa what like it literally sounds like an episode from a sitcom i know because they're just like we are such feminists like that's really what they would do in modern family he would like name a closet something and they were like i'm gonna

name this and it's like just like notable gay figures and it's like because of closets and it's like jay and then and literally and um um gloria is just like no no no no no no we cannot do that and hayley's like kind of a serve and it's like no no no like it's just i can't i just like i can't even wrap my fucking head around it it's gonna be like it's going up in the hall of fame with george santos for me yeah it's a good one it's a really really good one then my wrong of the week are nominated pastor eli regaldo and pastor crypto 99 said he was wrong one percent said he is not wrong and um someone had written in a while ago someone said i'm currently listening to the latest episode of but am i wrong and i have a personal story about the holy crypto

my father-in-law fell for that scam and we warned him time and time again a co-worker had introduced him to crypto but it was supposed to be something small but my father-in-law likes to bring god into everything so his online church started talking about crypto and this man decided to spend mass majority of his checks into the scheme we'd ward him against it because he was so deep he would end up he would end up borrowing money from us to pay his fucking bills then once he got got a larger than average check and asked my husband and i how he could cash it because he needed to send it through some atm system to the quote-unquote orphanage the check was quote-unquote from the church and he was the messenger so my husband took him to walmart to cash it at their money center

and walmart said nope what the fuck is that i don't know how he figured it out but eventually he did and my husband would sometimes have to drive his dad to a gas station atm to send money he was donating to one of the orphanages or the church sent him to donate. My husband never realized what his father was doing at the ATM until I asked him. And I once had to talk to his dad about it because he was tearing his family apart because he didn't support his wife's medical care who eventually passed RIP. He didn't buy groceries. He didn't pay when he promised to for our wedding, making us dish out $3,000 out of our asses. And he didn't have enough money to get himself a car when he easily could have. God. Terrible. I don't know how it took so

long for for the um predatory churches to hop on that bit that crypto i did get some answers that you have been searching for my mom is team jacob even though she hasn't seen the one that melanie won't let her see she said fuck that sparkly boy give me the boy with those luscious locks and um luscious is a bit of a stretch well it is a wig i know and it is honestly like when you look at the first highlight movie everybody's like oh my god i look at that and i go budget indie budget indie that he hit that hair is thin thin i don't think that i don't think he has that hair in the first one it's in the second one right no he's got the hair in the first oh okay um you

couldn't see it because it was so thin that's how much i was paying attention when i mentioned that she hadn't seen it melanie was like she's never gonna see it and i said she can't get the full experience if she doesn't see it yeah and melanie was just like absolutely not uh what's the other one's name edward edward is barely in it i said and who hates that i did accidentally when i was making mods watch them i did accidentally skipped one skip one not on purpose at all i skipped um eclipse and i didn't even realize until we finished all of them and then i was like and i still to this day couldn't tell you what happens in that movie and i i've seen it but i was like i skipped it and then nothing changed with the plot oops oh well maybe how close are you to finishing

your monopoly sticker pack uh i haven't been trading with anyone first of all first of all i know that it gets tiring which is why maybe we can do some trades okay um i did cash in not that long ago for the 1000 that's what i'm saving for like i'm not gonna i wish i could have one where i'm just like i'm not gonna buy and of course now the cast boost goes in when i'm just trying to look at stickers i know um i have 175 out of 189 okay i have 181 i'm crying really i'm gonna let the die roll i know i'm like i just as soon as i got the cash boost i said uh-oh gotta get my last one up in here they're doing another one of that like little cute i think her name is sophia the cute little adventurer girl she's coming up next i think nice i like hers it's really fun and so

i want to like save a bunch of roles for that um but she's such a cutie have you been playing have you seen people who played on airplane mode no i didn't know you could even do that so but you have to basically all of the roles are predetermined and so you play at like on you turn your phone on airplane mode i haven't done it but you turn your phone on airplane mode and you play um with just like a single dice roll and then you write down where you land for all of them then you delete the app and then you turn airplane you turn your turn airplane mode off re-download the app and then it didn't happen and then you bump up all of your like what the ratio like the the number of dice you use per roll um and then you can that's how people like

are really crushing it i haven't done that because i can't do it math i just if that's i that's so much effort i don't know i got on the side of tiktok of people that were talking about how addicted they were and how they've had significant others having to delete and now it's like on my for you page all the time and i'm like i'm not gonna get to that point i tried that app me too i didn't like it me either okay we'll have to go through ours and just see all right um i think that's it for today please tune in on monday for don't blame me that's where we give advice it's odd if you're listening to this and don't know that already uh tuesday see you next tuesday that's where we just chat it up and this week i'll be talking

about my massage experience i've been waiting i've been waiting for this one and nothing on wednesday take a little break listen to old episodes i've been thinking of maybe um putting when we have updates putting the old episode on on wednesday so then people could hear big brain activity i love that idea great you're very good at coming up with things that like make so much sense so like my i was never gonna think about that it just feels so intuitive but i there was no intuition on my end that's a great idea yeah and then thursday you get don't play me and you can vote next in two weeks if you listen this

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