Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong Results? Weird Vibes From Co-Workers

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Meghan and Melisa read the results from But Am I Wrong: Weird Vibes From Co-Workers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

welcome to fisting friday where i am recording this virtually naked ask megan if she was ready and she goes i am no you're not okay you know i i had a little bit of a snafu before recording this like we were so i was so ready so on time i was ahead of time and then i realized the seal on my fridge was not sealing so the fridge wasn't shutting so first i had to try putting heavy objects leaning against it trying to figure out how to adjust the seal and i finally did all of that but i did it in a rush and in a panic so naturally the heart rate elevated i'm sweating i took the beta blockers and i got hot so i'm sitting in my underwear and my shirt is around my neck it's like a shawl it's a circle scarf yeah an infinity scarf did you ever wear

of those i could the specific era of the side part and bangs i could so see you skinny jeans two-layered tank tops or like i mean you were in the south so you could have done two-layered polos and then that was for the menfolk okay so i could see the whole thing and then you like make sure you position the two-layered uh neck oh yes yes i love that and then you know and then you're like day to night throw on a blazer and some pumps exactly i had on pumps anyway but they'd be a different type of pump what was your day to night pump i have like like in the daytime it'd be like a brown or black but then nighttime it goes to razzle dazzle oh metallics yeah and pinks of course oh wow I love that we need to start wearing heels I've started again

recently but I think I got too used to not wearing shoes during these three years and I can't like wear them for a long period of time like I used to no it's like when you stop wearing underwear and then you're like I'm gonna start wearing underwear again you're like what is this medieval contraption yeah i do go i have started going back and forth between underwear now sometimes i'll wear them sometimes i don't just depends on what i'm wearing yeah no this is fully same um mostly because i need to be able to strip my clothes off at a drop of a hat when i get too hot um and i don't like i don't like any holes below the waist available like i'm constantly like fussing with my belly button we know this this is how i like

so if you didn't have underwear on you just be flicking your bean is what you're saying i just feel like there's an opportunity there's no barrier for like a bug to crawl up me it's the same thing of like i would never go no underwear in like first of all lakes i don't fuck with really in general but anything can crawl up anywhere exactly and they're determined in a lake so like they don't give a shit if you're wearing a bathing suit or not but like the ocean and stuff where it's like oh salty cleansing like there is no shot i'm ever taking my i cannot have just something that is so willy-nilly avail or i would never go commando at a phone party like a frat house i have because i think you could probably you've never even gone to a phone party

though you didn't think they were real till like two years ago well because i didn't want to go because i was convinced that like the idea of them was like there's wet juices white wet juices everywhere and i'm supposed to discern under a black light which is which i don't trust these people and i don't want to have these people's children okay and i'm happy about it to this day it does it does burn your eyes a lot it's not sticky it just burns your eyes you're drinking your murky electrolytes i prefer um cloudy because murky makes you think of a lake lakes are so nice in theory um so speaking of sorry i'm just gonna say i used to go out to beaver lake i'm sorry again one more time beaver lake beaver lake nice yeah do get on the tube but

i make sure that i would get on my tube outside the water and just kind of float in because i didn't want you know my body to touch but i let my feet but i'd have on the little lake shoes but i let my feet out and that's it we shot part of my movie um you were bare ass for that not yeah oh i was fully nude in that but there is a scene where we're in a man-made lake in los angeles and when I tell you everybody was fine except Kiruchi and I were not okay like we both we both constantly talk about this thing of like no no I need a barrier because I cannot have a hole out in the open and we literally after we would just scrub our entire bodies down and we're like like it was so it was nasty and thankfully I mean she's shorter than me so like when she jumps in most

people her feet don't sink in so me I was I can't we have to move on this is gonna give me the egg hey but it's giving me goosebumps which is cooling me down so that is a little bit helpful anyways welcome to fisting friday speaking of 16 and beavers and holes and holes what a seamless transition so fisting friday um if you're brand new here it's okay it's fine you're a little lost but that is totally not your fault um you're welcome to stick around and be a little confused or you can listen to thursday's episode which is called but am i wrong because you'll understand the premise more but what we are doing is reading the results from last week's episode as well as people's thoughts and feelings in the dms so let us truly goes down in the dms

but it does you told me to look at something i also when we started recording asking us if she had seen what i posted and she was like no um and we were gonna wait but you know it is on the same account that we're about to go on to so she will say so i'm about to switch over let's see the live reaction except you can't see it hear it all right here i go it came to me so quick today like i literally made it in seven minutes flat that's the shortest that you've ever made anything it is because the vision what it was fully formed when I saw this photo of her I said I know a photo I know a photo of her cousin in the same pose let me go scroll scroll screenshot adjust some coloring and then I googled quotes about cousins and it came up

I know this quote too because it's one of those southern quotes that's on a little panel that people hang up in their homes where do you think i saw it on google images oh my gosh and we are southern gal so exactly i i i had to honor you so if anyone is curious it is from what's today's name october 5th um we're recording this so it just went out today but it is a photo of melissa and her cousin saying god made us cousins because he knew our mothers could not handle us as siblings and it's you and your cousin yep b g k c those are initials oh what's her middle name giselle oh i thought it was a g did i not just say oh i thought you said j i said b g k okay c this that okay that makes more sense is it legally hyphen c it is

legally hyphen c feel bad for her in the airport because i'm telling you right now someone with a technically hyphenated last name do you think that she is going through the airport actually i don't i don't here i am going i don't even have clear and i'm like her and i struggling in the same tsa line bitch what hey you know what i call that i call that dreaming vague i call that i call that manifestation i call that seeing yourself as an equal she's just so relatable that i forgot for a second that beyonce does not fly commercial what can i say she's a down-home southern girl gosh hilarious i feel like like even if she were to walk through the airport do you think somebody would look at her and be like ma'am ma'am i'm sorry these megan megan

wrinks and her other hyphen name there she's stealing this over you can stand in the line i would be like hyphenated names am i right but oh god oh okay um what do we do on this show read results yes very good i also like hold on i like that coco responded to this with a whole bunch of laughing emojis but she doesn't edit that so unless she listened to that episode she has no idea what this is about i mean she's like cousin beyonce either coco's a fan or coco is like i don't doubt it i don't doubt i'm not here to question i'm here for a good time i'm here to giggling hee hee and ha ha oh god okay okay okay so this is for episode 83 who is wrong and you are first up melissa thinks people need to take a driving test every five years

12 said i was wrong 88 said i was not wrong and a hell of a lot of people had a lot of things to say about this one they did but mainly because they do not live in the u.s someone said i agree that there should be a mandatory refresher etc but if you have to take the test every five years makes driving inaccessible for people who can't afford the test and for people who don't test well i can drive but fail my test three times because i had panic attacks so i asked because that was a reoccurring thing about paying for it so i asked someone i said what would be the cost i've never had to pay for a driving test and they said oh damn i guess that's a uk thing it's like 75 euro a time plus charge to use your instructor's car

that's for practical tests and then we have a theory test for 20. yeah i just looked up california and it says it's 38 to take the california driving test but i don't remember i don't remember paying like i took one when i moved here i don't remember paying i think the the difference is too is like the initial test you've got fees to like get your physical license you have all those other things so i think like yeah you pay for the license itself but yeah i don't because i don't think we even have a format like I think the cost just to renew in the sense of you don't have to get a new one but to like keep it up uh I think that the costs that we have here at least are for

bigger things yes and that so when you have to like when you renew your license which I believe is every five years you pay like something for that so just when you have to renew you take the test it's at the same time we have to renew our license every five years it's every something because i had to get a new one this past birthday remember i had to get in line oh yeah i have to do i i'm yeah i have to do that i have to get that real id yeah i got that we pay and like with the cost and things you have to pay every year like for a new for your registration just include it in the cost anyway it's like oh it's i feel like the registration every year is a lot of money so if you're paying

for that already yeah it should just be like a package that it's like this is one of those things that just comes along with it because i think how much i think mine was like 150 that you have to pay every year i don't even know i don't pay it and go go about my day um but you do have to pay for things uh for sure agree i'm from ireland and the driving test here tends to be quite difficult to pass i'm waiting for my third test date hopefully third time will be a charm but bad drivers on the road really impact how a learner drives everybody should be if everyone is up to task then it won't be as bad yeah and i also think that the retake of the test like the one that you do the writing one the first time you take a physical driving test where you're

driving uh after you've done the writing one to like get your license for the first time i think that should be a different test than like the you know renewing it it's like you know like not about like okay here are the trick questions and all of these things yeah i don't think you need to take the written when you just drive down the street and see that you know how to turn on a blinker yeah and it should be like you know it's they're not going to treat it the same as someone who has never driven a car it's like yeah this is an update like okay we're just making sure you're still good because when i moved to la i had to take the driving the written and the driving test again i very told my written story but the driving one was basically we went around the block and he

was like cool like it wasn't even like a passing it was like okay you can drive that's all it is yeah not as hard as it is like the first time the first time there is anxiety because you haven't been driving but if you've been driving for five years you should it should be a piece of cake to just take a driving test yeah and they're really testing you on those like intricate minutiae things that like hardly ever happen from the written one they're trying to give those practical examples of it i think that would be helpful i have to say my favorite response someone said as someone who doesn't drive and absolutely should not have been given her license hard agree great thank you self-awareness uh someone else said only because i can't imagine going to the

dmv every five years definitely think there should be an age limit like retake the test after 60 or maybe every 20 years too much time too much too much time as an australian it's bizarre to me how easy it is for americans to get a driver's license in nsw australia you're 25 or under it's required to complete 100 day hours and 29 hours with the purse with the person in the passenger seat having to have a full license after that regardless of age you take a physical and written test and then go to your red peas i don't know what that means and can be without someone on your full license you're required to be with this one year for one year can't have any alcohol or drugs in your system and can't drive why would you have this anyway can't have any alcohol or

drugs in your system and can't drive over 90 kilometers per hour have anyone any more than one passenger past 11 p.m etc after that year you move to green peas for two years where same rules apply except there's no time limit on the amount of passengers you can have go over 100 kilometers per hour only after that can you be on your full license there are similar things not like 25 and under but like the permits the permit yeah we have driver's permits and you can't have anybody like under a certain age unless you get a special in arkansas you could get a special thing if you had like siblings yeah and you have your summer travels deserve an upgrade with select Chevrolet Buick GMC and Cadillac vehicles connected by OnStar you can stream game and more on the go

whether you're headed to a music festival or a cottage getaway you can access hundreds of apps on google play right from your center display explore OnStar tech today at OnStar.ca and discover how to take your summer to the next level OnStar better never stops have to apply for it and then that will get approved but um we do have permits where you have you can't like under six i don't remember it's been a long time and they probably changed it they change it every few years anyway but yeah there's we have provisional license yes it's just not 25 it's it's six i think it's under 16 and then potentially it's under it's 16 when you from 16 to 17 if you get your license at 16 it's a year of that where you are only supposed to drive

people either older than 25 or siblings if you get the written thing but if you're over 18 and you get it then you can skip that year because i remember i got mine at 19 um and i looked it up that's 62 ish miles an hour i don't know why you need to go that much faster depending on where you live well yeah i mean arkansas the speed limit on the highway is 75 and it's not like la where it's like stop and start you can just go and it's i feel like when it's not like uh backup traffic it's very easy like it's not yeah it's not like it's not gonna take you twice as long to get there yeah 60 that's like i think a very reasonable uh time um someone else said this is actually my

first time being caught up for voting and let me just say i'm glad melissa brought this up because i've been dying to talk about this for a hot minute i currently work as a postal carrier and the way people drive around service workers of all kind delivery sanitation health etc pisses me off i've heard before that considerate driving is the most unsafe but i just simply cannot agree while being someone who's quite literally putting their life on the line every day to deliver the most silly little capitalist treats just as an fyi for the general public usps drivers cannot see up to 30 feet behind them and the trucks have massive blind spots so if you pass that slowing or stopping you're an asshole yeah i think a lot of people also need to learn how to drive around

big trucks like if you haven't done a lot of like not even cross country but i mean depending on where you are but like as someone who's driven like through california and across like constantly i had to like really teach moths when we were doing that drive through california because like it is so different than like kind of more of a rural drive to colorado i'm like no no when you're on like a trucking route or something that has those big ones like you have to get that like we will treat it like 30 like around all like every spot like you need to be so far away from like every side of them because it can be really dangerous and thank you for delivering those capitalist treats and i wish people were kinder too me too i have never agreed so much in my life

la and oc driving is the worst maybe like five years after your license and then every 10 years after that idk what the driving process is like in california but in ontario you can't get your permit g1 at 16 after a written test and then you have to practice with a person for same thing blah blah um we also have terrible distracted drivers but i don't know what your process is like it's the same process yeah the issue is i think like in commuters and commuter i mean not commuter cities in cities where people move to like hotspot destinations like any big city not just la but like atlanta austin uh dallas houston new york i would say ontario toronto like you know i would say i mean i would say like toronto um and the issue is is that like you have so many people

who are moving here from other places like there's such like specific ways to drive in different like city infrastructures especially with like transportation that you know I find driving in San Francisco exponentially harder than driving in LA because I have more hours clocked in driving in LA so I think that's the big issue of it is like a lot of those DMVs people are getting them at 16 and then they're not staying where they got them and like for me the DMVs like they weren't close by to like where I was and you were a lot like we had certain DMVs that were harder than others. So like, did I shop around and go to all of them until finally I went to one that was hella far away that I finally passed in? Yes. But like, you know, I could drive, it was fine, but it's

just that, that aspect of it, I don't think is as practical, you know, like I think it would be helpful as hell to, even if it was just like, okay, here, hop on a bus here and we're going to show you, like, you can just watch us drive to your work the day before you start your new job. and like you can see the root and you can see like okay here this is you know this is what i know of all of this i'm messing next up megan says you can't steal something that was stolen and that photo feels very fitting someone said in venezuela we have a saying that something like thief that robs a thief gets a hundred years of forgiveness it rhymes in spanish lmao but it's same sentiment you expressed i love that that's like i'm obsessed with that even in a non-rhyming

translation that is perfect writer number one versus judging teachers who support blue lives matter seven percent said the writer is wrong 93 said the writer is not wrong re-judging teachers i'm a high school teacher and i part next to a woman with a choose life aka anti-abortion license plate i'm legit considering a respect choice branded one when i register my car in this state just to counter it tell you right now i fully support that decision but i would say look at her does it look like you could take her if you look you could take her that's a hundred percent go for it but at the end of a long day if she's gonna just i don't even even mean necessarily physically take her but like that too but if she's someone who looks like

she's going to talk your ear off at the end of a long day, you know, I maybe would get one that's magnetic so you can pull it on and off depending on if you want to start a fight. I feel like just based on your profile picture, you can throw a right hook. I was fully going to say that, and I was going to say their name, and I was like, I think you could take her. Like, I just, there's no matter what she looks like. no you seem you seem incredibly tall and you seem you see like were you on swim team like

you you you look like if I was gonna ask someone for directions I would ask you if I was like you you you know what you're doing imagine this is another Mary situation and we find like we're because like I'm saying from this photo I'm like without a doubt you're at least 5'10 like you're 5'10 straight up um if this is another Mary where we find out like no I'm actually the reverse i'm five two and it's like what the fuck do you mean she has a similar name if not oh my god it might even be the same one let us know don't you love when we gossip about all of you to your face not to your face but to your ears oh yeah we had to skip um the other oh yeah sorry everyone um it was about uh taylor swift and travis kelsey and everything that i said

was basically did not no longer applied after a weekend activity and it was just I was not ready to get clowned by everyone being like ha ha ha told you so sorry and I and I believe I said

I can't share anything with this situation because I couldn't care less do you like do you like him is he would you consider him like is he your type physically not now with his little mustache well that was when he was dating black women yes when he had his full beard yes now no no and i think that's telling we made a morgan wallen style choice i'm if there's a if a mullet starts coming i just know

there's a pinterest board i just know there's a pinterest board for this transformation i think i'll give it two more months and i think he'll be back to where he was before yeah i just have to say there is i'm so happy for them if they're happy i am just incredibly shocked that they are into each other like they are neither don't believe it i don't believe it yeah yeah all right run of the week lauren bobart 96 said lauren was wrong four percent said bobart is not wrong let her blow smoke in pregnant women's faces and then my wrong the week i nominated emma roberts 90 said emma's wrong 10 said emma is not wrong so this one someone said everything makes sense the vibe's been coming off her for some time smell you later roberts

and this one is like this is like low-key a little bit of a personal attack on you someone said has anyone heard anything about emma roberts being a good person and there are are there even specific emma robert or and are there even emma roberts specific fans yes melissa i'm a fan of her acting i think she's a great actor but again she's not acting she's being herself i'm not a fan of her as a person but if you are pretend bitch on tv i find that hilarious you can watch scream queens and tell me and i can say that now you can watch scream queens and don't tell me that she doesn't give the performance of a fucking life and here's i have a hot take i think that sometimes terrible people should be actors because i would rather

them say horrible things that's a script that someone else wrote than them just walking around in their daily life saying horrible like take up some hours of their day yeah so that's the thing we need to book her more so she's busy and tired but she does it on set too so we need to put yeah she it's just she she she she needs she needs some some some assistance yeah um do i have her picture in pitch decks hell yeah but they're just stand-ins for megan which you know i'm not taking personally because again i'm i i enjoy uh some of her performances um because the characters and the roles that she chooses i believe you would i believe you would excel in them yeah because i would just be acting a little bit you would be acting depending on who it was you know fully

depending on who it was in the context but i mean what she does i would be acting so that is it for someone did say that they weren't they weren't looking they weren't gonna like watch american horror stories now and i was saying there are other people in that i don't like either will i probably watch the first episode as i've done of every american horror stories yes well why don't you enjoy it enjoy it yeah and i think like there are lots there are problematic people at a much higher level on that show than her so yeah the head person i'm just gonna say it and would i enjoy being in a writer's room with him would i enjoy timbers no but would i enjoy writing the actual show

absolutely so am i a fan of him yes but do i not like him as a person also yes and i think both can exist yep yep and that is something that is i don't believe that is separating the art from the artist because no one is making these people are not making shows being like i'm a really good person and i'm saying really good things it's like listen to these horrible things that i've come up with and i'm saying and i go checks out but we get to consume it as entertainment right so perfectly fine brian murphy call me i know you're listening of course you are i i'm gonna tell you right now he heard this he'll go yep i that's fine like no issue very fine look at who he surrounds himself with do you think he fucking cares and how he talks about them that one clip

of him talking about leah michelle where he's just like oh yeah she's like a lot she like take herself very seriously i'm like oh my god so do you and it's just so funny i have to say though the clip that people are saying with the person who is um not an actress who is acting for the first time uh-huh in that tim carlisle she they're like literally everyone where it's like oh my god she ate like this is no no i do not think that she is delivering like a wonderful performance i think the performance that she gives on her own television show is uh better because she's meaner but um a true villain yeah i i i think that the people want to watch really good absolute cuntiness there's no stunt coordinators

on the reality show that's true when she's beating the shit out of her sister with a handbag that's raw that's real they say write what you know act what you know and they're acting what they know yeah so i'll watch it well we hope you all enjoyed getting fisted and that was satisfying for you you got out of it what you put into it and we will

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