Don't Blame Me! - FF: But Am I Wrong - Taking Job From My Stepmom

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

Meghan and Melisa share the results for Taking Job From My Stepmom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

welcome back to fisting pride i'm just i didn't really look at you until this girl i told you i know you told me but i was looking down at my phone and then i looked at you i wish y'all could see i'm wearing my sweatshirt as a circle scarf it's the only thing on the top half of my body i just look up i just see side boob and shoulders yep i'm just sweating everyone um and the pigtails don't help no they don't but i melissa i haven't had my meds and i need to wash my hair but that like washing my hair without like there's no way i'm gonna do it and i was so tired and i'm still in phase of um just pure exhaustion and just chugging caffeine so it's a lot of hot flashes

and oh shit i gotta go shit really fast um so uh that's why i'm not wearing um a full shirt and that's fine only fans still would take this they would this is just how we record our episodes is like this well welcome to fisting friday where we read the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong um and these votes went up a little later than normal and everyone um shout out to melissa for continuing to remind me and it took me all day to do this and that is where it becomes i almost had mods do it i almost was like gonna just give him instructions why don't you just give it to me because the effort to tell you the instructions was too much i don't think you i have canva i use canva all the time all you have to do is send me the template that's fair

maybe next time why don't you just send me the template right now so then when times like this happen i can just do it when these times strike again um hopefully though that next week this won't be an issue because i'll have my meds you know still just do it just just i'm doing it now you should be warned it's 88 pages because sometimes i'm like oh maybe i'll do this template instead or maybe i'll do this and it's it's not so many more have come in since i looked last night oh i didn't look at any of them we've got this was a a lot of people were listening they must have missed it and now it's back okay i sent it to you so this is who is wrong for episode 88 first up megan takes this time to bring back the next era of josh hutcherson 12 said megan is

wrong and those 12 what the i i have so many questions for you someone just said i'm not wrong someone just said i'm gonna blame everyone who says we don't need more josh hutcherson it's just like an austin butler stan because like to me they're the exact opposite kind of man again i don't know him the way i just knew it was going to be josh hutcherson someone said he's just not cute to me jail jail arrest them you're not wrong but i kind of thought he was back already but maybe i'm just a very specific tiktok niche oh we're on the same tiktok niche been crushing since bridge of terabithia facts the only time i will vote on something pre-episode pre-episode listen i respect it i'd just like to know that this man came to my school

in 2019 just to urge us to all vote for bernie sanders i was in class though so i did not see him oh my god joshy boy but bernie um hey at least it wasn't there's a there's a long list of people have been pretty upsetting for it to be and a short list of people that i'm like at that time i would have been better than oh yeah not current i don't even think the current bernie bros are bernie they're bernie broing no more they've bernied their last bro think he was one of the first male celebrity crushes i had plus the man speaks spanish uh-huh his girlfriend is from spain and they've been together for over a decade uh did i look that up on the daily mail yesterday yes why because i was looking at pictures of him and it came up we also i we

also have a special entry from my friend katherine who sent me a text message and said who doesn't listen to the episode also she gets special treatment because you don't let anybody else text you about the episode to then talk about this was separate because she doesn't actually listen to the show she was just she just was on the instagram yeah yeah having through so she said uh why is megan so into josh josh hutcherson because i am and i have my reasons and i'm wondering if they are the same as hers and i said she gave an explanation on the podcast i still don't understand just go listen it's the last episode up and then she said i was just gonna tell her to be sure to watch future man oh when i tell you it is on mozz and i's list of movies to

watch because after we watched hunker games i was like that's what really reignited my josh hutcherson love has never gone away but it really reignited it because i had someone to talk to about it and then he was like well we should watch other things that he's in and he's in five nights at freddy's but that's like kind of scary um but then future man i could watch but matthew willard is also in five nights at freddy's and like i there's something about that man who i just i love what i love his work i heard that he is also a very nice man too i think so i couldn't totally have you seen the scooby-doo remake the live action and i just think that like anybody who is that much who is who is like that in the movie i'm like you have to be a gem of a human

like you're just and then they went on to he was the voice also on the cartoons after that and then he was mad because whatever the last i don't think it was um what's her name scooby-doo but whatever the last scooby-doo thing came out they didn't ask him to do it yeah rude it was very rude because he's been with this franchise for decades now no he's like i'm a huge fan like just call i want to be permanent shaggy like anytime you need a shaggy call me up yep after casey casem retired r.i.p he was a big radio person back in the 80s 90s and had this top 40 show that would come on nationwide and he was also the voice of jackie i just know specifically who he was because he

was on an episode of saved by the bell playing himself oh of course of course of course of course then we have melissa saying that she and her sister don't look alike and i want everyone to know the exact graphic that i used i did not use the graphic of the spider-man with their heads covered because they do look the same there i use the one with their heads exposed where you go i can definitely tell the difference between tom holland andrew garfield and the third one who stresses me out what's his name toby mcguire toby mcguire toby mcguire stresses me out have you seen molly's game yeah and there's a character who's supposed to be like based on toby mcguire and toby mcguire as a presence is just like so high it just like really stresses me out he was chilling

spider-man he was my spider-man yeah he was and you had andrew garfield oh boy oh boy did i have andrew garfield i still don't get andrew garfield oh my it's because it's spider-man that's like where it starts and i never saw that spider-man so maybe that's why because you've done it you you know that like when you're a marvel fan or in general like whoever is your peter parker like it becomes ingrained as like any kind of like movie i mean book adaptation or comic adaptation that you like love it's the same thing with pita whoever the fuck was gonna play pita was gonna be the love of my life and it just so happened to be josh hutcherson oh i was like who's pita okay the pet organization no all right uh someone said i get the same my sister looks nothing

like me though like not siblings we could be cousins maybe as someone who looks nothing like their sister different height hair color skin color how can we act how we act and dress i completely agree with melissa you spelled my name wrong so i want you to go back and fix that I also find it annoying when people call me her name, especially since I've had extremely short hair for two years and her hair is very long. The only people I'll give excuses for getting the names mixed up are our parents because they clearly know who we are. But all of our names start with M in the same way that I call all my nieces the same name until one of them answers. Yeah, that's that's allowed. Yeah.

A titty popped out. I missed it. sorry next time i frequently get called my older sister's name who is four inches short shorter and has brown hair when i have blonde i don't think it's rude because these people are just dumb but also it's not rude to just but also it's not rude to just say they're wrong yeah that's i i i agree with you in the sense that the only people who get a free pass are the parents my aunts uncles and cousins kept calling me and my sister each other's names at our other sister's wedding we are four years apart and these people are our family at every family

gathering at least one person calls me my sister's name it is so wild and also strange because they've known us our entire lives ha ha ha ha did you like my i loved it i really You believed it. You really committed to it. Bah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, next up, writer number one versus friend who didn't tell writer about a scholarship application. 63% said the writer is wrong. 37% said the writer is not wrong. Someone said writer not wrong for emotions, Avi, but their finances are their business, not the friend's. plenty of scholarships out there too so they should apply to others agree agree

just echoing what y'all said it's probably some sort of misunderstanding or embarrassment over something over something malicious yeah writer is wrong she knew the scholarship existed it wasn't responsibility and that's it great great then we have writer number two versus getting a job over her stepmother three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong personally i think she has to tell her that she's going to apply before she does because even if her stepmother asks i just freaked out thinking i didn't hit record even if her stepmother asks she can always lie but it would be nice but it would be the nice thing to do and then they responded again never mind i forgot she likes her stepmom but so it's justified that she should say

something before that was from and she tagged us in something disgusting on tiktok and i would like you to go look no it's like disgusting in the fun way not disgusting like i'm gonna throw up i believe you no i i wouldn't tell you if it was and i don't think she would send us actually something that was okay okay okay okay okay that was it for that one oh let's ride the top are those penises little dense little heavy little wait i love this person i follow them i love them i can't believe i haven't seen it yet it's yeah no i follow them i'm pretty sure i follow them on um twitter too they're a therapist they're great

they're like a cunty therapist you know that's so funny okay then we have wrong of the week my nomination matt rife what i tell you melissa that i had so many pictures to choose from because i was like what we're talking about someone who's like shitty or horrible or bad like i don't want to pick a gorgeous photo of them like i don't want to pick a photo where they look like 10 out of 10 um because like i just don't think they deserve it um and i was worried that i was going to have to sift through to find and turns out there every single photo of matt rife he looks like the crimson chin so like it doesn't matter like it i was like i want to get one that really captures the essence and like the lens every camera lens

captures his essence perfectly incredible he looks like he's been inflated doing it like doesn't he mean he has though no but like even his body like he looks like he's been inflated like all of him has been inflated and if you took a needle to to to like got even close to him he would be like and then like and like fly away exactly exactly so 99 said matt rife is wrong 1 said matt rife is not wrong for those four voters they all wrote in and said that it was do you know who one of them is who avian oh she did she did say it was an accident that's funny okay we have someone who said maybe the most iconic thing that you could say to this oh i'm obsessed he's the kind of quote-unquote man who taps your click with his pinky finger

busts a nut and then calls you a slut to his friend your playlist might get you through the workday, but have you ever wondered how your ancestors spent theirs? What work helped them build a life? How did they adapt as the world around them changed? With Ancestry, you can search select historical occupational records for free for a limited time and discover the stories behind the jobs in your family tree. You've got questions. We've got ancestors. Search free until August 31st. Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. oh my god yeah yeah yeah yeah wow thank you i loved that he is wrong especially with all the stuff he did to brooke i never vote until i've listened to the episode but in this case i haven't

listened yet but i know i don't need to know that he's wrong someone said the same thing i haven't even listened to this episode yet and i knew the answer for this bish ash already i had to say it the way they wrote it yep next you know what's sad for me though i realized that we have the same initials because he texted brooke afterwards and was like hey brooke it's mr and i was like i don't have her number and then i realized that those are his initials as well why would you think it would be yours to begin with well because i'm a leo and the world revolves around me so naturally i think of mr and it's just me not even mister it's just mr that's those are my initials okay then we have your wrong of the week the plethora that of melissa's nomination involving

jonathan major smile direct club national retail federation texas supreme court teacher who puts in patches by the way i love that you called them zen patches z-e-n i edited it but i was like that would be really misleading like if they called them zen like i now realize that that's the point of it it's supposed to be a play on the word zen because it's zen um but i didn't realize that until now um i think it probably just automatically i think it did too yeah uh and juliana margulies margulies and in this we have the best graphic that has ever been created i looked at it goofed screenshot and just sent it to megan with no exclamation with and i just responded going

that was quick because i was about to text you and say did you post that but then i got on and you had you had just done it um and if you didn't i don't i don't even want to explain it just go back and look at it very closely because it's incredible i'm obsessed with it um yeah it's my favorite meme that's ever been created it's so fun i showed mods and i go do you know who this is and he goes no and then i was like okay and he goes are you explaining to me and i was like no you like once you watch it then you'll immediately know someone was asking me if i knew about george like if i had been following the george santos thing and i got to be like i've been following the george santos things before you even knew who george santos was thanks to melissa we've been on

front row seat to this train you're welcome oh all right well i have like we have a few minutes left and i have an honorary wrong of the week that doesn't go in the episode because i also did something very great okay dual you know they exist in both ways oh okay i thought you're saying dualipa and i was like no okay what did she do she stepped on me yeah that's all i have for her okay ouch bye um so this person i'm not even going to give them a name because they suck after they they probably sucked before this but they went viral for this specific thing um they made a tweet that said hello keep in mind this is a black woman hello twitter peeps my friend elizabeth is looking for an unbacked sperm donor her requirements are blue eye white

5'11 or taller std free no jewish or african ancestry follows a healthy meat focused diet must be naturally must be natural insemination she will not do ivf dm me and then people were asking what does she look like well by people i mean men incels german slash swedish ancestry two body counts celibate past 2.5 years 23 years old unvax meat focus diet supplements d3 and k2 will have a support of grandmother and younger brother the insemination must be natural in person in eastern usa she is not looking for a husband boyfriend she will remain celibate after this your schedule must be free to accommodate her ovulation cycle she will give you as much notice as possible she has decided not to go through with

the upfront fee so no need to worry about that she is asking that you remain in touch for future re-insaminations as she is looking to have three children over the next five years as you can see she is incredibly beautiful pure blood european intelligent and has a childbearing body your offspring will be raised extremely well please dm me your application i will be in touch for future details so then she got a plethora of people filling out applications and she required them to use a link for uh 23andme to do the application so that she could see that they were quote-unquote pureblood or not and then the woman just started posting screenshots of the people that were in her dms exposing them one a lot of them had wives because they thought they were just going to go

hook up with this 23 year old and give her a child and um also because she was using a referral link for 23andme she got 20 bucks bucks for every person that was doing this an ethical scam yes very much so very much so and then she said i would like to thank i would just like to say thank you to all sperm donor applications and i'm overwhelmed with the amount of support and lizzie is incredibly happy in fact we have already found her suitor and he's booked his flight to vermont this app is truly a godsend and if all goes to plan she may be open to other suitors in the near future for re-insemination with her current bull i guess i meant to say if her current bull isn't desired more of my friends have expressed their interest in natural insemination

so we may in the future have more posts coming your way stay tuned so do these people believe that this is real the people that were uh sending in the information these dumb white men that were sending the information yes they did believe it was real she has they still believe it's real no again because so many people were saying i know this isn't real after and after she exposed everyone too but yeah um it's great i mean it's the rest of her tweets are very racist and triggering after that um against other people um okay so yeah um so that's why i'm not naming her but if you want to see all the people that she exposed and how messed up they are go look but she's also messed up is she verified

yes because i was gonna say she's making a hell of a lot of money on those tweets itself too yep wow well hey every day we're getting new ideas for ethical scams she had to make thousands of dollars because there were so many dudes that send in their quote-unquote applications do you make money does like 23 and me like give you like a payout or do you get credits towards 23 it's a payout wow that's a little fishy yeah i'm still curious because what would the credit be for that's what i'm saying yeah it's just you just get a referral link money damn wow well i love hearing about girl bosses girl bossing

hopefully she'll girl boss her way into not being problematic on the other times yeah i just can't i i can't believe that she posted i mean i can because it takes some somebody a little twisted to make a post like that to begin with honestly that's true like i don't know that she would have done this if she was like completely unproblematic and had was you know really not uh was was not rage baiting in shamelessly rage baiting uh at this at the at the expense of whatever morals ethics or anything yeah so well thank you for sharing that i love that me too that's amazing um well all that being said this comes out on so this comes out on the 30th or the no tomorrow the 29th 29th we're almost in the new year everyone um and this is our

last episode of the new year because we don't have the old year of the oh yeah you're right this is our last episode of the old year of 2023 because we don't have a new episode of don't blame me out so the first time you'll hear from us is um on tuesday for see you next tuesday and then we hop into the rest of our scheduled programming a program a programming okay i don't know if you were doing katya i've been watching a lot of their like they are something that helps when you don't have medication and you need to be constantly overstimulated because they're not having a conversation with each other there are two people on microphones having completely separate conversations and katya's having about nine conversations so um it helps keep my brain

bouncing lubricated yeah this brain is parched thank you for painting me with your hair you're welcome paint you like one of my french guys anyways we will fucking fist you later bye