Don't Blame Me! - FF: Chalam-énders Stay Alert!

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

There wasn't a new But Am I Wrong last week so we don't have any results to read. Instead Meghan has news to report on about Club Chalamet and Melisa shares the war on tech that's happening in her parents' home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

we are gathered here today for a special episode of fisting friday and i can't stress to everybody how happy i am how happy i am to be here with you to discuss this because there are so many things i love about motts there are so many wonderful things about this um but there is something that is heartbreaking and devastating and sad once you grow up and you no longer live with or really close to your close female friends or your friends in general and you're like a fully grown adult and you don't have someone who can understand the absolute lore excitement unhinged and uh uh spiral that you need to go down with somebody about club chalamet and the current updates he tried his best to be excited and i would like to thank him for that but i knew

i was like i have i have a perfect platform to discuss this again with people i don't need to give the backstory to go for it so just a quick recap if anyone doesn't remember there was an episode um of the podcast where one of my hot takes of but am i wrong was famous people will sleep with you just like don't be weird and the whole origin of it was the unhinged timothy chalamet the chalamanders who hated kylie jenner so much and were like so fucking upset and i was like okay if you really wanted to have sex with him like you could have sex with him like i need everyone to like think more highly of themselves and it really all boiled down to the um the leader of this pack club chalamet who came out to be uh a woman in her 50s or 60s i don't exactly remember

and she is such a huge fan and she was just so disappointed um and it it was it was it was a lot and she basically wrote like a chris evans style um your fans are disappointed in you like break up with her kind of thing and imagine my surprise when two days ago three days ago i was on reddit scrolling. And for some reason, my algorithm, thank you, Olympia's dad, served me a post from Timothee Chalamet subreddit. I've never once gone on there. I've never once seen anything on there. And it was just the most, I was speechless as I was reading this post. It was paragraphs and paragraphs about how Timothee Chalamet has disappointed all of us. And we all have to come to the conclusion that like he is a horrible person kylie jenner is like the horrible person

and because he's dating her like he is also horrible and it's like it is like so intense and like i will say they throw in like that we have to hate timothy then too but it just is like pages and pages of like how much they detest kylie jenner and they won't even refer to her by her name it's like they're being disgusting horrible horrible and i'm like good god what a fucking what a fucking weird what a weird vibe and i immediately was like giving me club chalamet vibes. And then I read the comments and I was like, damn, it seems like a lot of these people actually agree. So maybe this isn't Club Chalamet vibes. Like maybe this is just like the Chalameters as like as a group, like as a union. I was just like, damn. Didn't think much of it.

Then three days ago. OK, so it wasn't two days ago. It was like four days ago. Three days ago on the pop culture subreddit, there's a post that someone posted saying, Timothee Chalamet greeted Club Chalamet first before anyone else at LA Wonka premiere with these Getty images and four Getty, one Getty image, and then a screenshot of the Club Chalamet Twitter account. Here are three Getty images with me and Timmy. That's my hand on his shoulder as we're about to take the group photo. Then me in the middle of the push wave in the second and a cool picture of me and Timmy just before things got dangerous. Phew, I'm glad that's over. It was stressful, but mission accomplished. Hashtag Timothee Chalamet. And then another screenshot

of a tweet. Perfect position. I was in contact and gave Timothee my card and he put it in his pocket. then complete chaos and their pictures of the red carpet and then the selfie so there are a lot of people on the pop culture sub the pop culture chat subreddit which i have to say i think one of you bitches follows me on instagram because every time i post something like fucking weird and niche it ends up on there like it's not like a screenshot of what i posted and either you follow me or we have like the exact same thoughts the exact same time and like which i would love to be friends with you this is like i'm having like a merry moment where i'm like i'm feeling this cosmic connection with me and this random person so um that's not rare for people to like just post

random things it's also not rare for like publicists to get on there and post things we were like this is so clearly like something like this um and the caption of this was yes he's met her before and knows who and knows her as she's ran his site for years and was in contact with his team lol the top comment is this the passionate fan who writes unhinged things about his relationship with Kylie Jenner. And everyone's going, this is the one. And so people are first saying like, oh my God, I'm embarrassed by this woman. Does he know that that's his stalker? And then finally people go, I think this is Club Chalamet. And very, very quickly, it becomes abundantly clear that this post is made by Club Chalamet. So you go to the post and it's a relatively recent Reddit

account all of it is is just on the kardashian subreddit shade at kylie and maybe why no one likes her her family or the men that they date and is just going on and on and on and where did this go kylie jenner doesn't pay the mirror enough kylie jenner gives weekly update on timothy chalamet fans need to admit that this is pr then potential globes bingo future kylie articles to make golden globes about her predictions and it's going fucking wild and then they also post a screenshot on of a tiktok of someone who's saying that they like served timothy chalamet and kylie jenner at a restaurant or something and someone said how much did they tip and they said zero and then she says look he's not tipping either now which she's also blaming

kylie jenner for and i just have to say that there is nothing more like beautiful to watch than someone who like is problematic or like doing fucked up like things in a small specific niche that like not everybody knows about when they themselves serve themselves up on a silver platter there there's nothing i enjoy watching more than that because like this is how i'm like you're about to make a bunch of fucking kylie jenner fans like when you come so hard like you are doing the exact opposite of what you want i'm sorry is this a black woman yes melissa when i tell you the shot the amount of people who are like what it's the age thing is one thing and now now that you were talking about the photos i was like

oh so this is someone who we have a face and then i i am shocked you're not the only one simone cromer this was just absolutely hilarious to me because the and like she was like responding to people being like you're literally club traveling no i'm not like no i'm not but now every single post that she's made whether it's like past or present people are being like club chalet club chalet like you need to get in like the idea that like she just made this so much more she made this so much fucking worse for herself like there was a small niche of people who knew this about her and people are like oh my god well her whole thing is everyone's like you're a stalker and her thing's like well no timothy like he no and i was like no first of

there's like something about specifically uh i don't think that publicists of male celebrities take stalker things as serious and like i think there's a lot of encouraging of playing into like that kind of behavior um but no if the roles were reversed and this was a man who's doing these things like this star like you would have been on a you can't come to this list anyway but this man does not know you and if he does know you he's a little afraid of you and he's trying to like you know placate and just be like okay let's do some pleasantries here um and it is fucking wild let me find this other one that killed where is this my favorite thing about all this is everyone's being like you're club chalamet and she is like no i'm not but then

she says everyone is chris jenner and i go what is more believable that club chalamet who is so chronically online tracking all of timothy chalamet's moves would make a post about club chalamet and timothy chalamet or that chris jenner would make 15 000 burner accounts it's like this is obviously chris jenner and i'm like no no chris would if chris would do what she would hire people to do is she's not sitting here doing it this is this was another one of the responses and like it's just so funny knowing that it's her so someone said does he know that that's his stalker and her response was she goes to lots of his events and even saw him at coachella he knows her face and went to her first and i go we're just gonna ignore the stock like essentially being like

no he knows her the stalker part like we're not going to talk about that and it is and basically just like goes on and where is this one she's a big fan of jk rowling too of course but then also like stop relying on slave labor of migrant workers like i don't understand this woman she's an enigma i can't print you can't predict like anything i'm just like her tweets it's like yes no yes no i'm getting whiplash like it is she's uh she's on your team with kristen stewart also loves her too wow okay i thought i was the only straight woman obsessed kristen stewart at one point kyle's like are you sure you're not a little gay and i was like i

don't think so i just love her but i guess her and i are both there i like it's also like the amount of like she's made this one post that the one that i was initially talking about from the timothy chalamet snark one was deleted and i i was like that has to be her and it clearly like and literally basically just goes on to like just talk about like kylie jenner's body in like the grossest way ever and about how he just like wants to like fuck the whole and like it was just like all of this stuff that i'm like oh my god and it was giving me the good wife vibes where i'm just like this is like a very fully fleshed out fantasy of like you hating women hating yourself and then you are putting Kylie Jenner in that place to like be that role for you like it was just like

it's like I've never I've never witnessed um the fan behavior from a point of like she loves Timothee Chalamet so much because she just hates women so much like this is like versus like something like the Chris Evans dance I'm like oh you are love him like you are obsessed with him you love him and I'm like oh girl you hate women and he's a man so that you love him in that sense and i i think it was even like she like proudly which i'm like oh my god how dense can you like she will like proudly state like i've been a fan of him since like x y and z year i met him the first time here i go he's a child he's a child you shouldn't be saying like oh my god you do not say that do not say that that's i mean sure say it tell on yourself but

it's just one of those things that i'm like this is this is a this is a kid and he's no longer a kid but you are saying that you have been the the level of fan behavior you are doing has been you've been doing that first so you feel some ownership over it since he was a child you know this is now gonna be your yes deep dive listen that's why i had to share this with you because imagine me doing all of this alone by myself with moths trying to get him to care as much as i care she also just like keeps trying to like bring up like zendaya to like make a point about like saying that like that what happened with juliana rancic at the um oscars where she made a racist

comment about zendaya to zendaya's face um uses that so she tries to like mobilize zendaya fans to then hate kylie jenner so then she's saying that like kylie jenner it she's like says something along the lines of like is like a just like a horrible awful racist and like quotes her wearing braids and then quotes like zendaya fans should be and i was like oh my god leave zendaya's name first of all out of this but like trying to mobilize fans towards another i'm like you're losing any credibility about like yeah kylie jenner shouldn't do that she's any of the racist things she's done are bad but when you make it like you're trying to you're yeah you're trying to mobilize these other fans against someone i'm like and you're the you're not holding any

solid standards for like people across the board at all and then like says like people who defend defend um like kim kardashian are doing that because they're sexist and i'm like that's not what that word means do you know what that means i don't even know i didn't know that she i thought this was some person like in the middle of nowhere i didn't know she actually works in la like yeah like in the film industry this is new information um she also says kylie jenner is as bad as maddie healy and that like because taylor swift fans were disappointed in taylor swift and she stopped dating maddie healy that that's what her goal is for timothy chalamet why does she care so much because she hates women and she's obsessed with

him since he was a child like i understand that but like why i understand like the situation but why like she's been at the premiere of she went to college like she's like she hasn't lived a this is to me is like someone who's lived like an incredibly sheltered life and so like celebrities and internet culture or whatever that is like that becomes your social circle but i'm like you've gone to college like you live out and like you live in a big city like it's there it's not that you know it's not that your world is so small that he is consuming all of it it's like you have to actively disengage with the real world to be this level of fandom i really thought after like she got like semi-dragged on twitter and it wasn't even like super fucking viral it was just like

niche twitter but it was like enough that i was like okay she's she's gone like she's not going to be able to withstand it was like oh no like she's still here and she's still kicking and i just can't imagine as wonka continues it's not going to be good i see her in the same room as nisi nash and i'm like get her out of there have you seen nisi nasha's daughter i watched i saw this other separate there's there's other posts um about like celebrities who look uh whose kids look like exactly like them and someone had commented her and her daughter and her daughter looks the exact same smile i sent you a video from a long time ago where it was on tiktok and they were together but i was only because the daughter was the one talking and i sent it to

you and i was like oh my gosh she looks like nita net and then she was literally standing next to oh i remember yes i fully remember that and i know and i saw it was like a still image of them smiling at the same time and i was like yes even their like lips turn up in the exact same it was so freaking freaky yeah but now have you seen kevin hart's mom yes uh-huh yes so that apparently that photo has been going around for years the subreddit went wild when that was posted because everyone all of these years it's been a meme everyone assumed it was edited no one knew that that was like a real unended photo and everyone's like i've been using this meme in the wrong context because it's just a family photo yeah yep well that is the club chalamet update um

stay alert chalamanders stay alert and you know i always say you got to police your own communities chalamanders you need to you need to you need to uh make sure that this she is not your um speaker of the house and that um all appropriate parties if you start associating like this very quickly i think as he rises and as she's becoming more and more unraveled as they continue to date that like the association with her will you will get on a cannot be an attendance list and she works in hollywood like she's ruining her career i don't know what her career is but she's ruining it i just i'm just i'm shocked i wish you would have given me this information before i think i did send you the i think i sent you the video of her before i assumed you knew

that she was a black woman no didn't at all that's fine bud uh so do you think if he gets married to her is it gonna get better or worse because chris pratt nope chris evans got married to the girl that his fans wrote the like cease and desist dating her letter about but that was like a joke wasn't it no oh it was like another version of this one it was like an older i think the person who like penned like penned it was uh an older woman well um i think that she i don't want to say okay

since we're talking about tv and the industry this is kind of related not at all i'm just looking for a transition uh my parents i learned yesterday that they have two internets in this home one was the original internet that is called my dad's internet and there's another internet called my mom's internet that's not the name of them but that's what they say this is my internet and this is the other internet and i said why and my mom said it was because uh when they were both on it was too slow i said well why don't you just buy better internet so like it's been taking me i didn't know i was on dad's internet for the longest time and it takes me so long to send files and i sent a whole bunch of files yesterday on mom's internet took me

one second to upload everything so the thing is she just has good internet that's what the whole house should be on you do not need to be paying for the second one you got sucky internet to begin with it wasn't because she just got better internet yes she just got better internet it wasn't because y'all were both on it it was because the internet sucks so just cancel the do you think she knows that but she doesn't want him on it okay no and it only happened because i was trying to um they have separate living rooms and then i was in her living room and uh they and she i was trying to um put the remote on like the uh app for the remote on my phone and i was like it's showing that the tv isn't showing up and she looks and she's like oh you're on the wrong

internet and i said oh and then she switched the internet and i was like so there's two internets here not like a you know in my house i have like a a router like a different one yeah to make it stronger in different parts of the house no they have completely different internet different passwords different where do they put them all i know the one that is his is in his living room i don't know where the other one is how far apart are their living rooms it's not that far apart i wonder if like no because you said they don't have the passwords i was like there could have been times where like you're even accidentally on the same one it's like it's not actually any slower no i'm literally i'm on hers right now and it is further away than his is so that

tells me that it works very well so therefore you only need to be on one internet they also he also has cable tv and well he has let him don't come for my let my man watch his show listen he has cable tv but she has hulu live tv and i'm like why don't you just have the cable oh that you want her to have the cable instead of hulu yes i mean oh that makes more sense to me because you told me that he can't do streaming he can't do streaming yeah so then why don't you just have a cable family yes that's what i meant uh yeah you just have cable and then you can just have the regular hulu and she said i don't want cable i said okay y'all are just wasting so much money every month i'm so sorry you're going to say that about your mother's specific bougie taste

you're going to tell her the woman who you probably got that from yeah i am i'm gonna say you know we say here you're allowed to be a hypocrite you're allowed to double standards if somebody if cable was being paid for in my home believe me i would be on cable and just add hulu like the regular hulu that is five dollars i don't know how much it costs whatever it costs it doesn't make sense no it doesn't but also neither does two separate living rooms that are quite close to each other so like i don't think they're going for logic here i think they're going for opulence i think they're like more is more more internet like mine mine mine do they have fully separate closets yeah he just my mom has both the closets in their

room as it should be and then he has the closets that are in all the other rooms that is that i say is equal division like i'm fine with in straight couples straight heterosexual couples first of all you can do it any other but i specifically think as someone when you are a victim of the patriarchy and even in your relationship i deserve the closet that i i deserve whatever closet i want and you get the rest like i have to pay to get my hair done my nails like yes they do have quote unquote his and her closets in their room and she just has both of them and then he has the rest of the closets in the other three bedrooms so yeah he can he can go grab a shirt from there and then walk walk walk get pants from there walk get some socks from

there yeah maz has like the whole closet in our bedroom um but it is i think it's like slightly smaller but i have the upstairs office which is also my closet essentially yeah and in my home i have clothes in all my closets too yeah and like when i like need something you're like oh it's in the closet and you'll be like oh it's in you don't even say like the hallway closet it's in the closet there's two different hallways yeah but it'll be like two different hallway closets there's like an equipment a closet and then there's one and then when you're like don't even open this one because i can't promise something's not gonna fall on you and it does every time i open it and we're at different height levels so who knows what'll hit if it's me maybe it'll bounce right

off my boobs boing boing do you think that'll actually happen first of all i'm on birth control my boobs are a little bit bigger so please look at the picture i just texted you it's a photo of club chalamet and it's my sleep paralysis i've been all on her instagram all on her twitter now this photo is specifically my sleep paralysis oh my gosh she's that stranger is it a stranger thing so what's going on she's got money like she's spending money at like she's buying expensive skincare and doing all this stuff and she's like she's went to the chanel boutique and like i'm like yeah her um instagram i went all through it it doesn't give me any information about her childhood or anything so i have i have we have

worked it out the task hey we've already we already put that to good work um in our patreon on live stream for a different context which i can't wait to do our next one to get an update oh yeah she did send us a um message you were sick it was when you were on your sick bed and she had asked what to respond back i forgot what i said but i think my other favorite thing that she's doing is that she only gave cocaine bear three stars but she gave sound of freedom five stars i'm sorry i'm not i'm over it i'm over it i'm not i will deep dive into this afterwards because i know it's like i think it's a southern thing like themed christmas trees and people do like the big bows and stuff is that a white people

southern thing okay well actually melanie would probably be into it too she does have a very opulent tree but like sparkly shiny pretty not like the weird like plaid bows with like the big like she probably would do that one time in like the peak of like the hobby lobby era of like what's that farmhouse shiplap she loves she loves farmhouse she loves farmhouse she has a fucking like uh oh my god this is where we eat sign not that she didn't have that type of sign but she has like a it's something on the wall where i thought it was like a frame and i'm like why is is empty and doesn't have any pictures in it and she's like no this is supposed to be like a farmhouse window and i said shut but it's on a wall like to the window like what are we looking

through what are we looking through to see yeah she's asking you to really dig deep to interpret that kind of art yeah that's fucking does she have like um like one of the signs in the bathroom that says bathroom she doesn't have stuff on like written on signs but it's that aesthetic It's that whole aesthetic. Well, that's the better version of the aesthetic is like when you take away the letters and the words, like that is better. She does have her name on walls. Like her last name on walls.

And then like the circa something about the year they got married. Not that. No, just the name. Just the name. Not her first name. At first I thought you meant like a mural of just like her first name. And I was like, no. I love that.

I was like, are you sure she's not a Leo? The last name is on a few walls. and yeah she also has like these black and white pictures up and on um facetime they look like sonograms so that's what i thought they were at first i was like why do you have so many sonograms on your wall and she's like they're not they're just pictures that are in black and white that's funny do you roast her like decor style to her face yes okay all the time what's your other sister's decor style minimalist nothing there unlived yes there's a level of minimalism where i'm like spooky yeah it's like nothing i can't do that me either

because as soon as you have one thing out of place it looks off like it's supposed to look empty and so like you have to be so fucking clean and that's not me it just it just looks empty just empty eerie spooky spooky yuki yuki well that was your chairs though what she's got a million chairs she loves buying chairs chairs what kind of chair box just chairs there's a box and i was like is that another chair and she goes yeah what i'm picturing her living room that's like looking like an aa meeting like how many she has a huge couch like like a yeah like a humongous couch that takes up most of the living room and no no she's counting at least five chairs and then um a big like bar that has like like when i say big it takes up like the entire length

of her living room and that also probably has at least eight chairs on it has there ever been a time where every chair was sat in at the same time like the full room had uh era lives birthday party last year because that many chairs just makes me feel like i'm living in like an abandoned chucky cheese like that's just like there's too there's too many seating options that's like the exact opposite where my brother and sister-in-law for christmas they were like we're gonna bring over some chairs because this is more people than we'll have because i'm like we don't have that many dining chairs right now so and thankfully they'll bring ones for the children because i go what should i have them sit in yikes that's i love like learning these random niche things i'm just

chairs i love do they match yeah or do they coordinate i mean it's uh it's court it's it's like the eight bar stools i'm assuming the eight chairs those are all the same but they're all like one off other chairs that like coordinate no there's like two that are the same and then like two that are the same and then like two that are the same no this is they all go together because it's minimalist because totally but like you are making a restaurant that's like a sims restaurant layout like you're making little vignettes for people to sit and like be like can i take your order yep wow there's just something fun about learning about like how people set up their home in places where you can have a lot more space and i actually do think having a huge

house is a lot harder than having a very small house like design wise um and i always see on like the design my room subreddit where people are like help me this living room is too big and people like this living room is too big there's nothing i can do to help like there's literally no amount of furniture you could have you have to just have sections of this is the car table playing area this is like you have to get a football machine like you like actually have you have to you have to get a koi pond and you have to get a water fixture like there's no other solution yeah wow i would love pictures um later on send me some okay and that is it we hope you all enjoyed and shallomanders stay alert okay stay alert stay on top of this and stay safe

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