Don't Blame Me! - FF: Hot Frosty Old Lady Weekend

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

Join us for a chaotic, hilarious, and honest conversation. We dive deep into a bizarre observation about Meghan's voice that somehow leads to a passionate discussion about the sheer nastiness of Halo Top ice cream and why it was praised by Time Magazine. We then share our excitement for Beyonce's upcoming Christmas Day performance. We're crossing our fingers that Netflix gets its act together soon! This week's pop culture deep dive includes: Melisa's binge-watching spree of "Ally McBeal," "English Teacher," "Thelma," "Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar," and "Mack & Rita" Meghan's unexpected obsession with M. Night Shyamalan's "Old" thanks to TikTok A holiday mix-up between "Hot Frosty" and "The Merry Gentleman" A moment of appreciation for the talented Britt Robertson We wrap up with a harrowing tale of Meghan's terrifying flight experience, and a reminder that as long as we're here, everything's okay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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someone say you sounded like somebody but i didn't know who this person is so it's not aquafina that one time i sounded like aquafina that was crazy i mean we're talking about the tone of my voice everyone i wasn't speaking like her you didn't have a black scent no maybe i was speaking more like her when um she turns it off and she goes who did that that i have no recollection i've actually that's never been me that never was me i don't know who you're talking about i'm getting to our spotify comments so i can tell you who they said it was it was i don't know if you even know who this person is well let's see kate kennedy that's the name let me look it up it sounds like a famous person i mean it's because it sounds like a stage name kennedy's at the end

so of course they're in a sound well and the alliteration she's british i have no idea who this woman is she's in halo the video game the moot the tv series she's on a paramount show oh that is the paramount show yeah it's like high school musical the musical the series exactly halo the video game the tv series i wonder if it's not as fun if you can't do you think they do it like dora like you're choosing what you want to do player which way do you want to blow up this person or this person they also might be aliens i'm actually not sure i'm not sure what happens in halo i just know there's a lot of shooting and i do know that i don't actually i don't know for

a fact i'm pretty certain they have not tapped beyonce to sing halo in maybe the opening credits which i do think that i might be interested then if you're trying to expand to a new audience if you incorporate that halo that i enjoy and then maybe do a halo top ice cream partnership halo tail ice cream it's disgusting absolutely disgusting frozen flavored water no no it's actually frozen in plastic it's frozen packing peanuts like it's crazy and i think like when we look back on like diet culture of like the 80s and stuff and then be like oh my god remember like the special k diet and like all that kind of stuff that was the 90s that was 90s because we did that for prom because we all had almond palms um but i'm like we we need to the absolute

like insanity of like low calorie thing like i'm like yeah this is we all know about the haribo sugar-free gummy bears everybody's shitting their pants same thing with that halo top shit disgusting that's not food i tasted it one time and i don't even think i got a full spoonful in my mouth when i said who who okayed this it it's just like no there no i'm pretty sure it won like product of the year that year too oh my god i bet it had an oprah seal of approval not from oprah herself but from the weight watchers collaboration oprah loves bread i don't think she would care about halo that's what i'm saying the long-term oprah weight watchers collaboration i think Weight Watchers without a doubt if they're not directly profiting from Halo Top and they're in

teams together they're definitely Halo Top exists because Weight Watchers exists I need to put Halo Top that was the product because there are a lot of products named Halo so in 2017 Time Magazine named Halo Top one of its top inventions of the year who named it Time Magazine a prestigious organization if it was forbes i would get it because that means they paid for yes they paid for it yeah time time i'm disappointed in you guys it also won an institute of taste test award that's that they had to pay for it that's made up uh law sand i don't know l-a-u-s-a-n-n-e index clean food prize because there's nothing in it Do you think that that was a company that was founded the same year that they won

and they've actually never held another contest ever again? And it turns out it was just from the same people. Probs. And then Food Disruptor of the Year. It was disrupting. I will say that it did disrupt a lot of sense of taste, stomach issues. Gowns, beautiful gowns. Gowns.

Beautiful gowns. We need to give that award a beer. The Gowns, Beautiful Gowns Award. maybe we should our ep our um last episode of let's do it on but am i wrong maybe i like that also i did write down a um pop culture 2024 prediction list and i recently do that every year looked back on it uh-huh and some things did come true okay so we should read that too yes revisit that and i'll come up with last time you like sprung it on me so i couldn't think about it yeah i'll put the thoughts in for 2015 which who knows 2015 excuse me i'll put thoughts in for

2025 what a simpler time i was about to say what a year 2016 shit yeah hit the family 2015 wow we were coasting we were ignorance was bliss we were like i'm with her hillary all the way yep anyways but let's let's go back to beyonce when we were talking about halo but did you see what's happening on christmas day yeah but i can't remember so on christmas day the texans the football team will be playing who i don't know on netflix and beyonce will be the yeah concert i mean so the texans and whoever are opening up for her and then we'll have a halftime concert but i need netflix to get their shit together because they are not built for live streaming no and i thought that they were done with that after they failed about five times

yes but i feel like beyonce was if if we're gonna have beyonce they're gonna have to do better like well she it's probably her production company yeah but this is also it's also the nfl though They're not great But it's Netflix's interface Because it's going to be on Netflix It's going to be on Netflix They have to pay a lot of money Clearly

Is it just because it's a Christmas game? I don't know why I have to assume because I don't think the Texans are like No I mean usually that game is on Network television yeah and i feel like a lot of people are going to be upset that don't have netflix that's what i'm thinking also i don't know if he needs to hear this again netflix does not have this kind

of money to be doing this no no netflix is perpet and anytime you're like oh my god i can't believe they're raising the prices i i also hear you capitalism sucks netflix the biggest lie you've been told is that netflix has money netflix is so fucking broke and they just keep signing checks they're like money grows on trees why can't we just print more money and and they just keep doing that and so like that's the thing i'm hoping that then renaissance will finally drop after that on netflix or something i did see a bunch of um video posts of being like it's not gonna happen like i know everybody's getting their hopes up like it's it's not gonna happen but i did see someone say that they think that she's gonna do Coachella and I was like she's not on they already released

yeah and I was like I don't think and it was before she had they released a schedule and they were like I think that's gonna be like the big thing because like what else hasn't she done I was like but she has done Coachella so like stage coach was the one that I always said that I could see yeah her doing but I don't think she would but I think she could also do like her own country music yeah like that would have been like I'm like I don't think she's gonna come do like cowboy carter or renaissance at coachella like it's just not no and i think we're the rock album will be soon it's gonna happen look at that horse don't you now it's back in my head you know that i literally walk around the house going look at that horse look at that horse look

at that horse i love it i could listen to that later i do have to say though i have been avoiding um listening to music because i have a very hard time not singing along and when i am singing songs i can what so when are you listening to music when you're not able to sing along well that's what i'm getting to um when i go to sing a note and like no sound comes out or the sound that comes out is wildly nasally i go i actually can't because i'm ruining the music i like and i'm like who get that fucking squeaky squawk out of here and then i go oh that's me uh-oh so i've been avoiding the music i watched three movies this weekend oh my god and i also watched a pilot of ali mcbeal

no uh i understand at the time because there's a lot of effects and graphics so that's why it was talked about remind me again what it's about about a woman who is a lawyer why are there new yorks and because we're in her head no um and so like there's a part where she's talking about how she wished her boobs were bigger and then they grew bigger and then it went away there's a part there's just like she she so what happens is the woman she's a lawyer she's a little self-conscious because her um college high well actually it was her first boyfriend from when she was a child until they were in law school he just like up and left her in law school and she never really even wanted to be a lawyer really she just went because

she was um Elle Woods type of shit right and then I think this might have been before I'm pretty sure it was before elwood so um so then she gets fired from her job that she's at because of sexual harassment some man keeps grabbing her ass and then he claims an old creepy man and then he claims that he has ocd where he just can't not grab women's asses so then he goes around grabbing a lot of women's asses in the law firm to cover up for that um okay um and so she uh quit and then as she's walking down the street she runs into what was that my neck crack oh as she's quit she runs into somebody else she went to law school with and he was like oh i've got a firm you should just come work with me and then when she goes to that firm her ex is there and then he is like the

best litigator for like sexual harassment lawsuits or something so then now he's her lawyer too like they work together and he's her lawyer and then like he tells her that she's married and she's and he's like i would be upset if i heard the same thing about you and then she's like whatever the wife must suck but then she meets the wife and she's beautiful and also earlier and uh i i gave up after that so i don't know what happened but it was just there's the effects yeah i mean i talked about the dancing baby before but i thought that was more like the musical episode like the one not no i knew it existed i thought it was more like she just saw it one time i didn't realize that the effects or remembered that the effects were every scene of the show every oh wow we're

not just having a moment of reflection no she is narrating the show and then things are happening like the things that are happy in her head that she sees or hears this is chaotic we see it it is very chaotic maybe you know first the pilot is usually rough yeah well the pilot of vampire diaries it literally starts with dear diary and she's like reading her fucking diary and then for the second episode they said you were not gonna do that anymore yeah fucking weird wow so um maybe i'll maybe i'll pick it back up but i don't see a world where i would you know you gave it a good try i did you watched the pilot which is more than well i watched part of the pilot you watch part of the pilot which hey and you know what nobody's saying you gotta stick through you

gotta stick it through right you gotta keep watching a david it was a david e kelly is this he have an initial or did i give him an initial yeah david e kelly and he's you know done a lot of shows he didn't do will and grace he did no no he's done he did la law picket fences chicago hope the practice ali mcbeal boston public boston legal think i'll go to boston oh i can sing that one sec yeah well yeah i think he was a lawyer at one point yes did you know shows have to do with being a lawyer that um the guy who played a lawyer on jury duty um used to work at uh i think it was caa i think he used to work at caa with moths and then he like went to law school and then he was like fuck it i want to be an actor so like he is a real lawyer he's a lawyer and an

actor yeah which is what they needed because they needed someone to because it's improv they needed someone who knew all of that and i was like oh that's funny that's like i know him i love when that happens i don't i hate when it happens when i'm seeing something on tv and i go oh no i know this person and with the tone of my voice mods goes he knows we change the channel he knows that it's like now we actually can't watch this it's been ruined yeah some things i can stomach with people I don't like. Hear that? It's your money calling. It wants a promotion. Elevate your savings with the Scotia High Interest Savings Account. Always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest. Conditions apply. Visit scotiabank.com slash H-I-S-A to learn

more scotia bank you're richer than you think i finished a english teacher how what'd you think i was like whatever until the last two episodes the last two the last episode is fantastic i think the second to the last one was my favorite one because jen that's the one with jen so jen that was in mr student body president yeah i thought that episode was perfect she is so funny and so what i was what i think i was saying on the live stream before all of the names that she's referencing when she's like jpj jp or whatever like all of those things those are all characters he has that he's created in his universe and they're all so fucking weird so like then to picture her with these characters it's so funny it adds a whole other layer she was fucking

i said i know who this is she i mean i know that she's been in claws and has done big things but like when she came in because um for you you guys that don't know um i produced a show called mr student body president and in the pilot she played the principal but then she got claws so she couldn't continue but then when we got to season four um she came in for like a day and played the evil principal at the rival high school and i couldn't be on set because i was dying laughing at everything she was doing she is so fucking funny she's like she's incredible and in that whole sequence i i we like we i think we re-watched her scenes like four times like she was so funny that whole episode was so funny and then the last episode like i loved it

i did love it like but i i think i just had a oh well comedic comedy wise i think that one was far funnier but like that it was so romantic in a way that i was like oh we haven't seen this kind of romance on tv written like this in this way that i'm like this is like so this is just like so fun and i like loved and i was like there's no way this entire episode like the through line is gonna be poppers and it is and it was great i loved it um and then the way he showed up at the end so he did go to the orgy but then it was like i'm good it was sweet it was so i will say those last two and those last two episodes really didn't have the students in it so maybe so i thought before it was like the students that i wanted to see more but i just think that it came into its

on those last two episodes so i will continue to watch how do you feel about the mom um with the all the made-up sex games but she's hilarious she's so funny and then when she popped up i was like keep her coming yeah no she is like the fan favorite of the whole seat of the season it's like uh but you know obviously um uh what's the mrs what did they what was her name the blonde woman who we love i don't know her character i can't remember her character same was um but everyone's like she needs to stick around i hope like we got to keep her sticking around and i think everyone assumes she'll stick around yeah um but the the pta mom everyone is like no no okay whatever you do keep her and keep this yes like it needs to be random

scenes because you can't get too much of her because it'll get tired but it's got to just be random scenes with just like random and the part where she's talking about she was like i need you to watch out for my son like puberty hit like a freight train like that boy like i i understand he's gore and into like the hot chick oh jason and then he's like why do you automatically know the hot like so i'm saying you know the hottest boy in school and then she points to him and he's just a young boy yes she is the mom is quite literally twice his size it was so funny i loved it but i'm so glad you liked it i've also watched filma felma yes it's about i think you talked about it maybe but didn't watch it yet with an f or a ph th felma and louise no no 2024 film

i have no idea what this is oh this sounds great though so it's about a old lady grandma gets scammed like one of those scams where they uh manipulate somebody's voice that you know i was talking about beekeeper which was the jesus okay same premise though except it's she kills herself oh yeah yeah this is an indie yeah this is an indie she gets scammed her uh they use like her grandson's voice saying that he got uh he was in a lot of trouble he was in jail she needed to send ten thousand dollars in cash and so she goes and does it and then uh her family's like you got to go to an old folks home at this point and she's like no i need my independence so she tracks down the people that scammed her chaos ensues and she is inspired by mission impossible

i gotta watch this it's fun it's really it's a lot of fun that um sounds pretty much right up my fucking alley i watched a lot of old people things this weekend yeah i was gonna say do you want to explain well i watched this and then hulu just recommended me other things okay um and then i watched barb and star take more vista entertainment bob or the city Hold on. Barb. Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar. Sorry. This is a movie with Kristen Wiig and Annie Momolo. It was the strangest movie I've ever seen in my life. They are middle-aged women that I thought from the previews that it took place in the 80s, but no. They just like to dress and look like and live like they're in the 80s but it's in present time okay there is an evil

woman also played by kristen lee but different characters who is mad at a town because they embarrassed her when she was a child so then she calls upon her uh minions to unalive the people of this town with killer mosquitoes i believe and and then she's undermined by barb and star okay is that one person or is this a hyphen name or is that two people two people barb comma and star yes not barb and star like barb and hymer but that's how people say their name barb and star they're basically they're a package duo okay yes let me let me um because i was live texting avia as i was watching this because i was just flabbergasted by all the weirdness that was happening um and i'll just read a couple things that happened during this film there's a lot of

singing just people breaking out in song there is an evil genius that's trying to ruin the world there's a child billionaire there was a very close-up of a man whispering and i was like i'm pretty sure that's damon lane jr's lips and then yes it is him he's there he's one of the hitmen there's a crab that just started talking it was morgan freeman um kermit the frog rides by on a bicycle mr peanut is reclined on a bare skin rug was this made by the same people who made sausage party like this is so chaotic no it was women that made this one uh i love women i do love women too who's the writer christian oh it was the two of them christian they had fun they had fun they did it was also uh jamie dornan it was in it um what was oh reba shows up as a

floating mermaid cute it was just a lot of chaos i enjoyed it but also i didn't well that seems like a lot for one movie everything that could be in a movie it was in this movie like it that you didn't have a time to breathe beat beat beat beat beat always something yeah yeah how did you come across this movie i've never heard of it after i watched film so that was suggested to you after yes and then next i watched this dang cute movie mac and rita oh you're watching a lot of old lady names that's what i said that all of them are named after mac and rita which is about a girl well she's in her 30s and but she always had like an old soul and she goes out partying with her friends for her friend's bachelorette party and she's just it's not even like partying

party it's a day party in um palm springs okay and she wanted to put on some old lady clothes and her friend was like no go get something on my suitcase so then they go out her feet start hurting they hear that bad bunny is doing a pop-up concert inside the freezer at rouse and i was like i know that exact rouse because we went there yeah we've been when we uh we forgot uh a mask when we were going for your birthday party so we went to that house to get yep then she was like i i just can't go i just need to lie down and then there's some weird man that's doing like body work and has a pop-up tent and so she's like i'm gonna go lie down her friend's like you know that's totally fine she's a good friend she's like i know that you like to do old lady shit so she

goes and lies down in this like old tanning bed but she didn't think it was like actually on because it's in the middle of a parking lot like what is it plugged into well i just would pick another place yeah um so she goes and lies down and he starts saying this weird bullshit stuff and then she gets turned into diane keaton was she excited she was freaked out at first but then she tells her friend the friend totally accepts it the way that people just accept it and then she starts hanging out with her friend's mom so is it diane keaton yes diane keaton is going to hang out with a friend's mom okay and her group of friends that like to drink wine and do old people stuff and she really fits in she becomes a old lady influencer because of her she she just

she's playing diane keating because they they're she just has on diane keating's clothes like diane keating is just playing herself and she has her wardrobe and she becomes an old lady influencer becomes more successful as an old lady but then like needs to get back into her life so she hot tub time machines back before all this started her next door neighbor who is played by the dude on schitt's creek that she has a little crush on him i was like he's in the movie i watched this weekend i see that i see that he's come he's been in quite a few things in the past few months uh yeah he's got longer hair now and i was like this is interesting uh yeah we'll talk about uh so like he falls for her as when they're younger but now she's like saying that she

because she's a writer so her and diane keaton she lies and says that her and her aunt who's diane keaton switched places like places because she's at a retreat so her aunt's gonna house it for her but now he's falling for her also as diane keaton so it's like weird things happen you know weird things happen yeah i we're not going to be able to watch that movie because motz has a incredibly hard time with body swapping movies when there's any romance involved because he just like fun he's like it is that that it's illegal it's not allowed that is disgusting at least friday is the scariest movie to him at least with this one you're not swapping with an actual person she's just herself but older

so she's not actually swapping with somebody i'm sorry i thought you said she became diane keaton as like in the movie they say and she went into the function no no no and she came out and they said diane keaton she comes out she's playing her it rapidly aged her yes but diane keaton is not acting like she's just being diane keaton but they're not calling her diane no no no she's still the other one but she adopts the name rita and she says i'm aunt rita but it's just her older wow so this is a unique body swapping in that you're just aging but well it's kind of like the m night shamalan movie that i watched it was entirely on tiktok about that island that

rapidly ages yes yes yes and those kids go run and play and then they say we were having play we were having fun we were just we were we were wrestling and tickling and now i'm pregnant i literally watched like a 10 minute fucking tiktok i searched the ending of that old p old peach old island and i literally was like i need someone to explain and tell me the ending and i found a video that had millions of views and i said i'm glad we're all in the same boat i'm not gonna watch this movie but i do need to know how it ends and i need someone to like talk about how it ends i can't just watch it and um i watched that and i was like wow glad i know um and it was of course of course it was just all not spoilers and in case anyone wants to watch that

movie um it was of course uh a science experiment of course they were just being tested on did they get turned back young no melissa like 90 like all of them died oh except for two of them and then they thought they died and i'm pretty sure i'm not trying to one is in the movie like playing the puppet strings guy um and then the two that they escape they like barge into the last minute and they're like we know what you did and they're like we thought you died and then they they're sued but are they stuck in old bodies then yeah they don't get to be that young they i think they stop aging once they they like swim like so it's like a resort like they're all there for like a vacation or whatever and we find out towards the end that the reason why they're all there like they all

have like hereditary conditions like someone has like hemophilia and they've got these things and the whole thing is that like they get these drinks um when they first arrive on the island at the at the resort and they're all like individually dosed for each of them but it's basically seeing like if we can use this like rapid age generation and they get hurt will they will their body heal themselves got it and so they do like if they get hurt it like heals themselves but it starts rapidly aging them and so then they're some of them are just like dying of old age or whatever um and or some of the things don't work in the sense of someone who had a uh i think it was a like a severe calcium deficiency the rapid aging was it that made obviously made it worse the bone

density was like next to none they like turn into dust or something um and so they all have like these things and then like when some of them die some of them don't um i mean some of them die from old age and then some of them die from like at the some of the accidents or whatever but then like the kid who um gave the gave him the drinks or whatever he like slips a note to one of the people or like said the first day or something like my dad doesn't like the coral and then like they remember it like like after but they're like wait they said that they're maybe we have to swim out past this coral reef or like under something or whatever and then like they get beyond that barrier of like where this happens and um then they did and i wasn't sure how they got to shore

nor um because you didn't see the actual movie well of course not i watched somebody tell me about the movie this is bad science because you should have a lot of people that have the same condition so you can test one thing out of time well they had families and so then well then the kids procreated but i think the baby died um with each other no two kids from different families okay they were toddlers when they were playing and then suddenly they come back and they're teenagers and they're pregnant and then she gives birth within a matter of minutes and she still has the emotional like of a kid of when they arrived when she was like i hate this well it's M. Night Shyamalan I don't think he doesn't want you to be like wow I love this I feel totally good

about this this does not keep me up at night I don't find this unsettling at all his goal is to it's not it's not about being unsettled I just think it's weird did you watch the Taylor Swift one he did not the concert mm-hmm no Mott's wanted to watch that and I said no not for me because my whole thing is that like I don't want to watch anything that is remotely I could relate to you know like I still get scared but like if someone's like oh there's a noise in the dark let's go let's bring an ouija board to like an abandoned farmhouse and do that there and then let's hear if we see a noise let's walk towards it I'm not that person I'm never going to do any of those things and so I'm like okay whatever going to just a concert

unfortunately I have been that girl and I will continue to be that girl I don't need to know I don't need there to be anything afraid about that like fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that um but it was a good premise we saw the trailer in theaters we were like what i saw it too and i didn't understand what was going on no because the first teaser was like you know i don't i don't watch trailers so yeah it just i have to watch them when i'm in a movie unfortunately um sometimes those are the worst ones i know and i was like what is this yeah they really gotta sell you on some of those movies yeah so what'd you watch i watched hot frosty is that what it's called the one about the snowman that defrosting becomes a hot man yes and then there's strippers no

there's strippers in the other one oh that other one looks fucking good brit robertson can act her way in any goddamn role if that girl work that's the one with chad michael murray chad michael murray i was gonna say michael chad well just three names so you can't expect us to remember all three yeah um last night i don't know if it was it on last night or something because my twitter feed was filled with it just came out tweets but it wasn't from just like people it was from like variety and all the trades and i was like why are they treating this like it is a blockbuster premiere okay i do have questions about that when did it get released oh i think it i think it did just drop well all the trades were tweeting about it last night and i was

confused all of them oh my god variety i need i need you to change this change this headline because brit robertson deserves better brit robertson stuffs her stocking with man candy and netflix's wrote rom-com like please don't do that to her she is such a fucking star she's a gem she's a talent she has uh has been so on she she's kind of the um is it jessica ritter no jessica jones what's what's that act christian ritter that's what you're mixing up i was like i have to separate it kristin she has i would say she's had kristin ritter syndrome where like she like is fantastic in every movie that she's in she's done a lot of like indies and like just like great stuff and she's been like a pillar in your life for so many things and then

anytime they put her in the center of a tv show she'll get two seasons max it'll be fantastic and then they'll cancel it and i'm waiting for her jessica jones moment to like really be like she has that it's not her fault is a star and i've been saying i feel the same way since bitch don't trust the bitch don't trust the b into i've been saying it since gilmore girls oh i didn't see that as you know um but uh yeah her i thought i don't i didn't like breaking sue me breaking bad didn't like it but i don't want your body decomposing about when she was on screen i was like i'm in like i'm yeah she's a star and then they killed her off yeah i was mad i find brit robertson has gotten same the similar kind of treatment i don't know

who brit robertson is maybe i do by face do you know her face i don't know i gotta look it up look up the face i don't think i know her let me look at where she's been in she's been in every tv show i've loved that only had one season i have not seen one thing no she did for the people one season i didn't watch that for the people was not good she was the recast i think um she did uh under the dome which i was obviously addicted to she did one up season the secret circle she did one of my favorite shows that lasted for one season life unexpected about a foster kid who um is wants to get emancipated but needs to find her bio parents to like sign off on this thing or whatever to like be done with the foster care

system um and she like finds them and is like hey um i'm your kid can you actually just sign this paper and they're both like wait what and like the mom was like well no i didn't i thought you were gonna get adopted i had this whole like beautiful idea about how your life went she's like okay cool it didn't go that way but like can you just like fucking sign the paper like i really don't need and she's like well no let's talk she's like i don't need all that like i just need you to sign the paper and then it's like this thing of her and the guy that she used to hook up with who had this baby together i don't even think he knew that she existed and um they have like a radio show and like all that and like it was really good and then it was canceled one season

yeah i'm i i know of i'm looking at her imdb i know of the things that she's been in but i never watch any of them she's been around for a long time yeah so i'm i'm i'm a fan of her um and i'm no she was a power ranger no yeah i saw one episode of power rangers but this was way after my way after my morphin power rangers of my youth facts so i yeah so i watched hot frosty and i will be watching now that i know that mary gentleman is out i'll be watching uh maybe tonight maybe tomorrow night so we watched hot frosty and for the premise anyone who doesn't know it is about a man who is actually in fact um a snowman there is a large budget for this film i can tell based on some of the music that is used you can tell based on like the actors and the cameos and i

have to say um boy oh boy did i need them to use anything other than styrofoam for these snow men like it is so obviously styrofoam and all these extras are just like when they're pretending to make it they're just like touching him like batting it and i was like i thought they were ice sculptures at first because I'm like there is no fluff to this like I can see the balls of styrofoam like the little beads like this is so weird Lacey Chabot I have many questions as in what was the bidding war like between Hallmark and Netflix to get her because like yeah she has been the Hallmark queen and I know Hallmark is now putting a lot of their movies on Netflix but there is like no hallmark thing on this movie it's not like that was like a producer or anything

so i have a lot of questions about that i might have an answer for you oh what do you think did you see that lawsuit that came out against hallmark because uh it was it they specifically named her and holly robinson pete in this lawsuit it wasn't like against them but um they were saying that there were uh it's a woman that worked for hallmark was saying that they had like a memo come out that said that people were aging like their stars were aging out and they needed to um right the face megan is making is like what like this is the the key like first of all holly robinson pete is like late 50s maybe and like the woman does looks the same as she did when she was on mr cooper um that's also the death and that's the demographic and that's what this employee was

saying listening and she was like this is the demo so like what are y'all talking about also lacey lacey is like early 40s mid 40s probably early 40s she's like i don't understand 20 year old girl like they don't do that yes not with the yes and so and so i think that was it oh yeah i'd be done too yeah it's with the guy who also plays the vet on schitt's creek the way that i couldn't figure out who it was though it's his mouth he has i knew i knew him from something but i couldn't figure out um he is doing what i refer to as the cardinal male sin it's the wrong proportions of hair to facial hair so we are getting completely clean shaven but we are getting long hair and we're also getting sideburns that are a little that are too long that don't go don't

don't touch anything because they're zero facial hair um and i i it is alarming what his body looks like in this movie and like i i think we talk a lot about like women feeling the pressure of like Hollywood to like be thin or whatever for men the pressure to be like jacked to have this idea of what muscular looks like it was alarming like the veins are popping out of his arms to the point where I'm just like I know he's doing push-ups before every shot and all of that and I was like oh my god did nobody tell you that like you don't have to be this cut like it is insanity it is like the level of like ripped and cut that you are for um uh he's not like the size of a bodybuilder but like the fat percentage to a so i'm like you can't do that for

a month they do that for a day like they do all that lead up for a day and i literally just felt so bad from the whole time being like oh my god you're so dehydrated you look so dehydrated like that in macarita too it is it was it was a it was a lot and um i do think in general we should don't be uh portraying unhealthy means of attaining a body on i i think that like productions should be like you know weird this is not this doesn't we don't you don't need to do this and or we're gonna put your shirt on so you don't feel the pressure to do this but um it also featured charles boyle and um not judge judy what is it trudy jude um what is it why can't i remember doug judy i was like trudy judy brother

it featured them and they're playing cops so it just feels like nine nine like it really and they're like let's build a task force i'm like this is a nine nine reference like that's so funny so they were really funny in it um but she's like given a magical scarf and then she puts it on a snowman and he comes to life the way that he assimilates to life so quickly i have to say i'm pretty good at predicting movies and like what people say i made a joke to motz pretending what he was gonna say next and i was like of course he's not gonna say that that's the most outlandish thing ever and this is a little spoiler for people we find out that like her previous partner has has died and um he is like going through her stuff because he's a nosy little fuck

he's just this is first day on earth um and he like sees these like this box full of things he sees the picture of the guy with like a little name on the back i think and then um some medical records which they did print the medical records in comic sans and i was like are we supposed to pretend that this is handwriting because that is comic sans like that's crazy and he's reading it and then i was like you know thinking what he's gonna say to her he's like i have to ask you a question it's gonna be who's i think his name was doug like who's doug and or danny i don't know something and i thought that's what he was gonna say because that's what of course he would say but i made the joke to mods that i'm like what's cancer the first words out of his man his mouth

so what's cancer and i was like oh my fucking god and it was like her so earnestly explaining and like she's playing that role she's playing her hallmark role and he's being like a goofy goober and she's explaining what cancer is like cool sick um and then uh he almost dies but um they don't really alert to the fact that he's they end up together in the end and somehow with true love's kiss he becomes human okay um it does feel like a direct uh one up from the night before christmas k-n-i-g-h-t when a night from the round table ends up in modern day and vanessa hudgens and him fall in love and have to decide whose world your world or mine does she have any things come out well

i'm waiting for the next princess witch movie and it's not out yet um and i don't know that they're making it but she doesn't have any and it's sad but inevitable that they are expanding to other people and it makes me devastated for the hodge because even though the hodge has my favorite covid quote of all time i i like to see my girl in aldovia in belgravia in all those made up places they reference her and also they do watch um the lindsey lohan kristen movie and she goes oh my god that she should grow into high school with i saw i did see that clip so it's definitely not my favorite because i like when everybody's in the same movie these people were in everybody was in a different movie and like that explain what that means so

like lacey charbet is playing like the straight man like without doubt like so earnest so sweet and like you believe her like she's she's good at that she's she's great at that um but then the um snowman is like being like he he ha ha like jokey joke and i'm like does she even understand your jokes like they're not like they look they sound like they're all talking at each other not to each other um which is like i find in movies where they're all in different movie where you're like they're written as really well as characters but they're like their interactions are just like a little off um and then for like all the side characters it's like a totally different movie like I'm like I don't know if they've ever even met each other on set so I think as a concept

it was cute but it definitely wasn't my favorite because it wasn't so crazy out there but it was out there enough that you're like this is odd but like it wasn't like it's like there weren't grandparents drinking lean in bed you know and like i'm like if you want to be like it was like half hallmark half netflix which i'm just like go all the way go like either we don't have this isn't airing on tv like we can be explicit and like really go for it or don't um and they had like some suggestive jokes but i'm like you could go for more because you don't need to be wary of it they didn't send me on a deep dive about this actor who grew up in um in the northwest territories of canada in like the one big city there is and it's like a huge place but it's like

so minuscule and tiny small and um it like sent me on this whole thing about this place called yellow knife canada and he's like very proud because i like looked on his instagram i was like this man is like so passionate about some scholarship like is this his scholarship fund like why every post of his is like a new person who was awarded this scholarship and i was like okay and then i look it up and i was like oh my god yeah this is a scholarship for the arts for this tiny fucking place where only this is like one of the only populations of that of like the i think it's like 44 000 people live or 400 let me see but yeah it's like literally like incredibly close to the arctic circle and um the population of the city is 20 000

people like a little over 20,000 not even 21,000 and uh the population of the northwest territories as a whole is 44,000 so half of them live in this like little spot but the rest of like most vast majority of it is like land like just land and i was like oh so of course this man is absolutely obsessed with this scholarship that gets these kids out and like because it's a lot of like self-sustaining community for the arts. Like I don't think those arts programs, I was like, oh, okay, this makes sense. But then I just learned a lot about Canada. I'm always learning about Canada. This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent

the rhythm of ad sales using automation, analytics, and smarter workflows to simplify campaign delivery and access better data across the business. The result, less time spent on operations more time connecting brands with the moments and fandoms that matter most learn more at accenture.com slash spotify interesting that's what happens when you watch chris's movies you'll learn a lot about canada yeah or people pretending like they're non-canadian yeah and then you go where are these people from because that's not how we say this word here in or they'll be like yeah i'm from chicago except they'll say it like oh i'm sorry i'm from chicago and you're like are you are you so it was it was a canada lesson for me canada dry oh i could kill for ginger ale

right now someone got it on the plane and i was like fuck that was good oh speaking of um my flights went to denver the planes were very empty on the way there super empty on the way home and then we had a layover which was we literally just like walked to the next gate and got on the plane because yeah we there was not as many direct flights later in the night oh i was like that is a quick layover i'm gonna say it was literally like we flew to arizona which is about an hour and then we were there for about 20 minutes and then we boarded the flight and then we flew from arizona to la which is about an hour so i was like okay so it was not i thought it was gonna be like so fucking annoying but it really wasn't because both of the flights are short and the

layover was short but uh that flight was also empty the flight to arizona and the flight from arizona to la super fucking empty there used to not be a direct flight from here to arkansas yeah now there's one there's one um and i it's the best flight um but uh i had to connect through denver and my flight was always i was usually the only person on the plane yeah denver huge huge huge fucking airport but we finally get to the last we board the last plane um met a lovely person who listens or not list maybe they don't listen but i met a lovely person who says they've been watching my content forever and i then they responded to my story of me with my um bloody sock and i was like i wonder if that's how they were like oh it's definitely her she's wearing the

same socks disgusting yeah i had to um but uh i hear about two rows behind me is the exit row and i hear them going over the plan for the exit i have my airpods in and i have to pause what i'm listening to because i go did i hear that right because i heard three seven and i was like hold on what was the number before that three seven i've been writing on 737s this whole fucking time and i'm wondering if maybe why that was these goddamn planes were so fucking empty and I was the way I was so nervous but so happy I did not realize that before the three other flights I had taken and then I immediately turned to Mons and I go do you hear that he goes yep and I go we got it he goes check what flight we're in for Christmas I got you without a doubt I was

terrified and then it so happens that that was the only flight that had an insane amount of turbulence I was like no no no no no no no because now I'm worrying about everything I closed the windows i'm like making sure everybody else's windows are closed oh my god i don't want any of us to get sucked out shut those shut those things oh i was stressed but i trusted the flight attendants yeah that's who you gotta keep an eye on i could tell that there was one passenger who was crushing hard on one of the flight attendants and she was like having fun with it i wouldn't say she was entertaining it but like it was enough that i go i don't think she wants this man dead so i think that i think if there was something wrong she would go get off the plane yeah so

that was a lot um and i just this reminder for everybody check what what planes you're on yeah yeah well i'm glad that i'm talking to you i know i'm i'm here i melissa i goddamn took a fucking picture of the like little pamphlet that says and i almost tweeted being like if anyone wonders what happens to me but then i was like no i can't put that no no but i took a picture for myself i almost did and then i have this picture of me reaching for monster's arm after i realized we were flying on a 737 as y'all have a seat between you yep why did you wait hold it back up so you're by the window i would have immediately moved well here's the thing what's gonna kill me walking by people and like having them see me i needed i need i i was already there

I wasn't moving you could have just moved one seat over I could have but I kind of I was I was feeling pretty sick at that point and I was like oh my god but I was a little nervous and yeah I cut my toe that was gross it finally stopped bleeding I thought I was being so dramatic because like you know you you like stub your toe and then you're like ah and you like kind of hobble for a bit and you like squeeze it and you hold it and then like after a couple minutes you're like okay i'm good that moment like didn't come and i was like what the i was like is it the altitude like why the fuck is this hurting i look down blood through my sock there's blood i take the sock up it's everywhere i like sliced my toe like the cuticle as well as like banged it do you have

a toenail as of now i do okay i mott's has been the one changing the band-aids and looking at it Cause like, I just can't, I get really lightheaded. Um, so he said that he hopes that the toenail remains. He's unclear if the toe is totally broken because sometimes they pinky toes just look like that, but I've had to work on the circulation part. Cause like the worst thing you can do is get a cut on like your feet if you have right now and like as a really hard time healing so yeah that was my life thanks for listening i'm so happy i survived the boeing 737 and i've been taking lots of pictures of the things that have been coming out of my nose and i've been enjoying looking at them disgusting it's satisfying though yeah i didn't watch your

tiktok of you clearing out your nose but i watched the first two seconds where you were shaking the bottle why did it sound so thick it's a good question it sounded like mac and cheese i think maybe i had a little bit too much air in there i think i should have filled it up a little bit more i think it was really sloshing well you missed the second one because i haven't posted that one yet i didn't miss it yeah i was shaking it and i did forget to close it all the way and it fully squirted me in the face you always gotta be ready for what things flying in your face yeah and i literally went oh money shot maybe i'll post that but nothing good came out of that a lot of good shit came out of my nose today but i was like nothing's gonna come out so i didn't clog the

sink and so like it slipped away so quickly i wasn't able to see it all right well that was another rousing episode of fisting friday hope you enjoyed next week there won't be a new episode but there'll be something up we gotta spend time with ourselves and celebrate thanksgiving black friday and if you're in our patreon you might know something that's happened join the patreon first dibs all right i don't know why you made that haunted noise but okay uh we will see you on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday thursday a replay of a former episode of don't blame me i'm sure it'll be a good one too yeah we're not gonna pick a bad one yeah all right fist you later bye

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