Don't Blame Me! - FF: It's Hot Topic For Sluts

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

This week, Meghan unveils some highly questionable slang terms coined by the one and only Mats. Then, buckle up as she recounts her chaotic trip to Spencer's with him. But that's not all! Join Meghan and Melisa as they dive into the delicious world of recipe swapping, sharing their culinary secrets and must-try dishes. Melisa then takes us back to her high school days with a truly gag-worthy food experience that'll leave you cringing (and maybe a little hungry?). Finally, Melisa spills the tea on her recent adventures "out on the town," sharing all the juicy details from her nights of revelry. Get ready for laughs, relatable stories, and a whole lot of unfiltered fun! Tune in! Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [e-mail] (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - [e-mail] DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

oh i was gonna ask you where'd you get that cardigan old navy megan megan sister megan got it for me do you have the same one it's right next to me well put it on so we can be twins i'm gonna use my pencil to grab it it's too far i have it in the pink one and i have the christmas color yeah megan got this for me for christmas let me take a picture it'd be like hey you and megan have nope i can't screenshot because i'm blocking the whole thing oh obsessed that is so funny we look so cute we do a little too toasty though it is warm i have nothing on underneath this but i'm like because i turn the heat on when i wake up so i can shower so it's just a little

warm in here i would like to say that the weather this week is um alarming to say the least yeah it's up and down the whole week and then it's going to be cold cooler i just checked it's supposed to rain and be like freezing fucking cold and i'm like it's in the 80s today what do you mean this weekend it's gonna rain and be freezing welcome to la baby i guess but think about this the last couple years it's been consistently raining at this time yeah and i don't know why that we just said fuck it and but we i mean global warming remind me to tell you something about my neighbors later all right well we'll sidebar with that welcome to a brand new episode of 15 sorry i can't take you seriously with your little finger

monitor on well what else am i supposed to do i'm not getting you could just you could have just fisted with one hand though there you go then that looks like i'm a seasoned pro you want some two double fisters there's a clip of um i don't know if it's from tricks and katya's podcast but i know it's katya and it's both of them i don't know if it's from their podcast or from their uh the uh show or whatever but it's like literally like this thing no it's not it's not them it's bob it's bob the drag queen who's doing it but i think bob is telling one of them or they retold the story regardless they talked about like putting two hands up your ass and then clap and then they were like oh my god and then it's like i'm quite literally kidding that's not

you can't you can't but the person believed it and then it like bob dragged it on for so long and finally was like it just isn't possible i'm fucking kidding as someone who did a whole podcast on fisting one time the hand naturally curves when it goes inside so you can't even flatten it out well i have to assume it's like putting in a tampon you don't stick like you know your body does not just like a a vessel like a funnel like it's not just like a straight up and down kind of situation like your finger even like if you put a whole hand in it would curve at some point because like that's your rectum i know this is called fizzing Friday but i don't like the word rectum a rectum anus booty hole booty tube take that last one back um you and mom said to me yesterday

what and i was like this is worse than slam your clam oh i had a good one that i came up with and i was gonna share it with him but i fucking forgot what it was oh no he'll be done i'll figure it so the one that he i forget like we're we're watching a new show which i love and i'll tell you and i think you told me to watch the show um but he like made a joke and he was like oh yeah plunge that clunge and i said pardon and he goes clunge and i was like what the fuck is clunge he goes it's like slang for pussy and i was like i do think straight men need to be banned from coming up with slang for pussy because like plunge that's that's not hot no it's disgusting it makes me feel unclean and like i'm a toilet that needs to be also it also feels like the past

like it's not a present word that has happened in the past and also it sounds like it happened in the past before i could own land it it was definitely when people were using um pots to shit in yeah and the guillotine and listeria got those witches and those witches right had to drown like before then it was before the witches i believe you yeah i just found it like to be such a like a horrible disgusting word and like there are times when i'm not gonna say i condone disrespect when men disrespect women but there are times when like i understand the art form and do i like the message no what song am i thinking about i don't fuck with you that is not a kind song but i fucking love that song i don't see any benefit just imagine yourself at

the end of a breakup oh i've sung that song like when i nothing hits harder than when you are pissed and you get to and you're singing that song at the top of your fucking lungs or after um like a pitch meeting and you've got all those jitters in you and you got to get it out like that is my after pitch meeting song no that's a that's a great one i love that song and i think that song does something for culture and something for art i don't know what the fuck clunge does no but like why would you especially straight men saying that as someone you're trying to sleep with a woman and you're gonna call it her clunge you know what a clunge is and this thing already has a word but a clunge is those sponges that people would use for birth control you know like the sponge where

people like you would stick that up yeah you'd stick it upside inside of you and the dude would jizz but like it would catch it but it wasn't 99 i mean like 99 like a condom but it worked ish so that's what a clunge is yeah that's a clunge well it does or no the act of it is it would be plunging i also just think that like in this metaphor simile whatever you want to call it you are associating your dick with a a plunger and so i'm like is there a like i just don't think it's flattering for anybody involved but i just don't think men they like any term like sex term has to be like about them being like powerful and like look at my dick and so i was like clunge because like your dick's not a monster truck with a clunge like clunge uh now i'm just

saying it with a plunger you're creating air to suck it up and then spit it out so like it doesn't even make sense in the context and i think clunging should be banned from this i think clunging makes sense though i i think if with a different definition without yeah yeah yeah let him know we just have to workshop the word and straight men it's not their word no it's not no and like you can't say it about like stop this is a personal thing about us this is between me and my gynecologist okay and my girls yeah clenching is between me my girls and my guy now no get the boys out of the club and so i think this all started like something about the show we were watching but then also um i don't know if i had told you this but when we went to the lay crusade

outlet we walked by spencer's and he was like what is that and i was like he doesn't know what a spencer's is yeah i was like it's like a sexy store with stuff and he was like but that feels misleading and i was like what do you mean he was like but like the font it looks like and i go hot topic and he goes yeah i go yeah it's hot topic for slots and he was like wait what and then i We thought about it again yesterday and I was like, wait, I should show him what's on the website. So I pulled it up and I like saved it to show him when he came home from work was that it is so funny.

And he was like, not prepared for the, um, what it was going to be. Cause I was like, yeah, sure. They have vibrators. They've got everything. But I want to read to you some of my favorite graphic teeth. Cause I have to say objectively, these are hilarious graphic. Um, where did, no, no, I'm trying to do that. this dick is unequivocally bussing that has a graphic of uh like two people from like a

renaissance fair medieval time style um jenny get that you like to go to that shit yep sorry i was late i was cranking that hog and it's a like fiery motorcycle i got railed in intercourse pennsylvania blowjob queen and my absolute favorite who ate all the pussy what it is so simple monster's like who would wear these and then he pauses and he looks at me he goes you would wear these and i was like yeah i don't have a boss like i could literally see me coming home from work and you're just sitting there in one of these i love this one too big dick is back in town eating pussy cures depression micro penis club president two-seater and there's an arrow pointing up and down milf with a collage of feet man i love feet

i love big booty goth girls oh my god i just like absolutely love it well i love small titties well that's for you biggest micro penis in the world i love boobs or maybe it's for moths that's what you should get him my titties aren't as small anymore they're not big titties but they're not medium either fair world's sluttiest dad shaking tits and taking shit i'm just like fucking that's for you that is for you yes no melissa i would wear all of these i do i do straight up think that who ate all the pussy is the funniest shirt that anybody's ever made who and they make it in all different colors who

ate all the pussy well i'm glad you're getting a good giggle out of this oh my god it's i it has kept me i've been laughing at this for two days because i forgot to show him once a day before yesterday so i have just been having in my head on a loop it used to be look at that horse and then it became who ate all the pussy just on a replay in my head all day it has been a delight it gives me the giggles did they whiten your teeth when you went to the dentist no they look a lot whiter here yeah they do i don't know if they're whiter they look whiter they do which i do struggle with because i don't have naturally white teeth like i've literally gotten

them professionally whitened and they're like i'm gonna give you half off because like your teeth didn't take to it well and i was like yeah i don't know why um oh so i started watching a show and i don't know if you recommended this but i want to give you the credit preemptively in case you did okay high potential i've watched one episode so i don't know if i've recommended it but we have talked about okay i am addicted to it actually i've watched two episodes you got to get your dad on it it is fundamentally a procedural it is a procedural but it's an abc procedural and he's a cbs person well cbs does make better procedurals historically so he's not wrong with that bias but i do think you know if you had it on and he started watching the background he would

actually get into it i think it's so fun um i'm i'm loving it i if they cancel it it feels like enough people are talking about it i felt that way about the mick as well i don't think actually i don't think i was talking about me like amongst friends everybody was talking about it after it got canceled that's the problem everybody started talking about it after it was canceled i was devastated but also them playing the episodes out of order didn't do the show any favors no that was confusing for people as well um but i am loving it and i'm about to drink out of a big ass glass bottle you i was just warning you so you wouldn't talk shit because you love to talk shit oh my god no i love taking shit smells that you're

you're mistaken i do love both i do love both you should just be happy i'm using a bottle with a top on it oh i thought there was no shot you were gonna have that with a top on it i don't even Do you actually, did you put the top on it? Oh, it blended right in. Yeah. That would give me a fright. In Toronto, every arrival is a statement and nothing says it better than this. Cadillac Optic was the number one selling luxury EV in Canada for 2025.

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You don't have a, like, a vendetta against anchovies. No, no, no. know that the 80s had a vendetta against anchovies what the 80s everything they would talk shit about anchovies it was like it was like the brussels sprouts of the 90s yes exactly or the brussels probably early 2000s because i was not as conscious in the 90s it was definitely 90s i guess i was also watching reruns of shows yeah but um i i say that as if i was a conscious adult during the 80s well we're just thinking about the media that we consume yes and when that was made so that's fair so i would say i'm the same way i like no anchovies are in things and i know that

like it's got a numami flavor one time they put an anchovy on top of the caesar salad and i was like i'm not a picky eater so i was like oh okay and i like took a bite that's how that's foul that's how it's traditionally made though yeah and i want the anchovy in it i don't want to take a bite of an anchovy like it was just you know a lot so last night we made was a one of the best things i've ever eaten in my life my the whole kitchen smelled like an italian like a hole in the wall italian restaurant and i was like this is what these bitches have been using and i made the pasta that came from the chef who she's the chef version of leah michelle she's not a good person but boy oh boy can she cook alice and roman i thought you

were gonna say um giada nope can't stand her giada's not leah michelle though oh you said i'm not allowed to talk shit on paula dean anymore no it wasn't paula dean it has to it's a small brunette woman she used to have she took over nope she took over for paula dean she made that chicken for thanksgiving that looked absolutely disgusting rachel turkey rachel ray yeah rachel ray is the cook rachel ray is the um leah michelle of cooking no but leah michelle can sing she can rachel ray can't cook true but they have the same vibe so does allison roman i don't know allison so i can't speak on her she is a new york times like contributor and stuff and like she is she is a person with a personality and thoughts and opinions

and a sub stack okay for food and cooking i'm looking at her but okay but she choose her because she has her licorice in her first picture uh no that's not even like she's a um that's a great jones which oh she's probably an ambassador but so she is a very good chef like people love her recipes they go very very very viral like she's got she's released multiple cookbooks like she's very well regarded in the consumers of like like home chef like people who like make recipes at home and stuff i wouldn't say that she's like regarded i i don't know if she's like well regarded in the culinary space in terms of like restaurant tours and all of that well i think a restaurant tour versa home chef is like two different things totally two different audiences too yeah um but

she has this pasta that went like crazy viral i was seeing it everywhere everybody was talking about it it was like all over reddit and i was like maybe i should make that sometime maybe i should make that sometime maybe i should make that sometime and mots is addicted to the new times um recipe thing because he doesn't love using pinterest he doesn't like all the things yeah pinterest is stupid i hate pinterest and doesn't want to scroll through the ads and like go all the way down to find the recipe and the ingredients so he's really like this and he can and you can still save everything in like your recipe box there so we've been doing a lot of those and one day i was like wait let me download it on your ipad and i'll scroll through and add

things too because he had just been adding them and i found this pasta again and i was like let's make it melissa it is it was the most one of the most delicious things that i've ever had in my whole life and mom literally said he goes i was like you sound like such a dad he goes now this is the kind of thing that that you make when you have people over and they go whoa you're really good what what kind of um you say that is if he doesn't close meetings with a joke financial tips what was in the pasta it is I'll pull up the whole thing

actually I don't know if I can I don't think I can send you a gift recipe that he sent me but maybe I can screenshot it so it has 18,403 reviews 5 stars all of them 5 star it's shallots, garlic, red pepper

we're already starting out great anchovies and tomato paste and just parsley, that's it you lost me at tomato paste but i trust i trust you melissa it is phenomenal it's also like i love when recipes flex science on us and it's like it's tomato paste in a squeezy tube yeah either and don't now don't run away when i tell you this it's either a whole tube or a whole can so like it's like a 4.2 to 6.6 ounces six ounces is bigger the can's bigger

than the tube i'm fine with a can it's just this recipe just feels like a tube recipe no it mostly it does unfortunately we didn't have a whole tube so we had to do a can but i would pick a tube it is it is very much a tube recipe and it it like flexes the science on you because so i initially mott's bought sardines and i was like is this the same thing as anchovies and then i had to rack my brain and then i went what do i know sardines from and i go spongebob oh they're thick and silver they're those are not the same thing that i ate on that salad and i'm gonna when you finish this i'll tell you about a great uh sardine recipe that i've done before so you can use it for that can that you we did throw it away oh it was it was a shock to the system

when we opened it it is we were like whoa it is scary it is scary yeah like i wasn't and i wasn't prepared because i thought what we were getting was anchovies so it was it was alarming um and so but the anchovies melt into it like they fully disintegrate and melt into it and then when you add the tomato paste and you start with like a fourth of a cup of olive oil and i we did with olive oil even though i typically really don't like the taste of olive oil i find it like very bitter i prefer like a flavorless flavorless oil but i did it because i was like sometimes you kind of need the bitterness of an olive oil especially like a tomato heavy thing it's like supposed to be flavored like that and it like disintegrate all the things disintegrated and then we get to

the point where we're adding tomato paste and it becomes like it kind of looks like dough like it's not like runny and thick anymore it's like like it's like it like congeals it reminds me of like shakshuka if you took away all the liquid like it is just like to make jammy tomato paste looking thing and you just cook it until the tomato paste changes color so like it gets darker it's not as bright red and then you separate you do half and you and you take that half away because you don't need that half and then you save that for the next time you have the pasta and then you just add a cup of pasta water you need like it like a full cup at least add the pasta in and then as you add the water it suddenly transforms into a perfect like sticky sauce so it reminds me a bit more of

like the consistency of um like asian specifically like chinese uh or thai pasta dishes where it's like they're fully coated on all of the noodles but it's not like saucy melissa it changed my life like my nipples are hard talking about this right now it is the best thing i have literally ever eaten okay you have to make it okay and so easy i'll send you the screenshots new york times i don't care if you hear this what's your favorite pasta shape i think they're all the same sue me i think they all are the exact same i don't care like i can put i can make a spaghetti even though it's not technically spaghetti but a typical bolognese sauce with i don't know swirly noodles i don't even know the names because to me they're all the same that's a really hot take it is

maybe they all taste the same except for except for angel hair that bitch too skinny that's my favorite i know it is which is i know objectively the wrong answer and like it is like the tacky uncultured answer and i own that and i'm totally fine with that also people have to understand that i'm eating gluten-free pasta i don't need a thick noodle this shit is already chewy if i had to pick one to be the best popper deli yeah what's that one look like it's almost the same as sacro deli but it's like bigger oh that's a beautiful oh that's a floppy noodle it reminds me of a lo mein noodle i love but the sardine recipe it's two stalks of celery a red onion some mayonnaise chopped dill

lemon juice and then lemon zest and some mustard a little ground pepper some salt and then you put that in a food processor put all of it including the sardines and then it gets it into you just want to make it so it's like a little chunky but like the sardines aren't looking like sardines anymore and then uh like put it on a sandwich with some sprouts and cucumbers and lettuce it's really nice oh like like you don't know you're eating sardine like a sardine salad like the mix between a sardine salad and like a pate yep but you're you're keeping it chunky more like a chicken salad oh okay and the sardines are chunky yeah but like all the flavors have mixed in so you can't see them really good because they're very they're scary they're scary they're

too they're way bigger than i thought they would be and they're like really like well fed yeah they're rotund do you eat the skin you can use skinless for this recipe i don't buy it skinless okay i closed my eyes i don't know if they had skin on them but in my head i'm also just picturing the spongebob sardines my grandmother and keep in mind she was born in the 1920s so you know depression in there um she loved eating sardines on a saltine cracker you know what that one might have had pots that's a lot of salt i mean there is something about the older generation and a fermented fish they love and potted meat too they love a can of meat i was an adult when i found out you could

you could get things other than tuna in a can they were selling at ralph's uh salmon in a can the size of a can of black beans and i went why is that so big um trader joe's too but they sell it in like oversized tuna cans not like a can of tomato size so i was like this is just a lot i didn't even know that you could buy chicken in a can till um no that was still tuna though she was talking about tuna she called it chicken of the sea that's why she's still doing those tuna commercials yeah i went to a friend's house who like i had told her that i love chicken and dumplings a very good southern recipe and so she was like come over because we lived in the same neighborhood and she said come over we can make them together so i'm thinking we're getting flour

out we're cooking you because you have to make traditional chicken and dumplings you got to cook that bitch that whole chicken in a big vat of chicken uh broth and stuff like yeah you boil she whips out a can of biscuit not even biscuits a can of biscuits like pillsbury biscuits and can of chicken and i said that's dog food what the fuck is this and in a can of campbell's cream mushroom creamy uh-huh cream of chicken is what she used and it was got to be one of the most nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth has she ever had chicken and dumplings yeah it was when i was like in arkansas she so i'm saying she had had that when she made this and said this is the same this her family's version of chicken and dumplings was

that but had she had other families versions i don't think so because i'm like because it's not like a recipe that you go to a restaurant to get it's a recipe that you're always making at home the first imagine like going over to someone's house after that and then having real chicken dumplings and coming home like mom dad that's not what we've been making like you could never go back after that and i was just like could you have to eat it i had a few bites and then she went to the bathroom and i a little bit of it in the trash moved the stuff in the trash on top of it and then kept just kind of like eating through it it was it was so nasty it was literally disgusting like i will never get

the flavor of canned chicken out of like when i think of canned chicken that's what i it's that flavor and i'm like it's so nasty i also like fundamentally and like not from a science perspective but like i'm just fundamentally against bland food stored in metal tins because to me they will take they will take on that flavor like you have to have you have to be like a tomato or something like acidic or ferment something with a strong flavor otherwise i feel like i'm just i'm eating a penny yeah and that's what it tasted like a penny but like the texture of chicken that's been sitting in a can all day it was quite disgusting that was in like 11th grade and i still still remember oh god that's that's that might be what she serves her family now

yeah if that's it's the 11th grade that was gonna be elementary school no no you're stuck in your ways at that point wow it's also giving me ketchup on a mac and cheese family my dad does put ketchup on everything like actual mac and cheese and then he'll put ketchup on it does he mix it or does he dip it mix it he does he does he literally puts ketchup on everything i i'm less against i'm less opposed to mixing it because then i don't have to see you repeatedly i've never heard of anybody dunking but like it's like actual mac and cheese like mac the cheese is in there and then he puts yeah then you add it so nasty literally not everything but he hates tomatoes like he can't eat a tomato they are all they're not the same like technically but like technically they're

they're really not some people love tomatoes and hate ketchup ketchup is like a unique a unique substance have you had leather ketchup oh my god at butcher's daughter exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you eat meat and you live in los angeles how have you not had the burger from butcher's daughter that's one of matz's favorites so weird i the fuck is you can make it now that you got a dehydrator at home and i can't stand when people like do shit do foodie shit just to fucking just to do it just to say calm down like like i don't need you to sous vide this shit like i stop like chill make the food do your thing let's simmer down settle down yep yep yep yep

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out a lot this week in the streets or on the town on the town okay not in the streets um it's a it's a weekday i know i went out on a weekday on monday and last night where so monday i went to an improv show but it was it was specifically for black history month and um no anybody performing yes i did oh okay because i was like i was actually objectively crazy to go to an improv show when you don't know anyone i was in lamar park and it was a good time like it was really funny yeah no i very trust the person you know that you know that they're funny and they want you to come which means that they know that it will be funny it's a very good time yeah um melina abdullah was there too who is like the i think she's the founder of black lives

matter la oh she's like a big deal and she got up because she was there was a protest yesterday but like i was working so i couldn't go but she said um where the real black lives matter not the ones that steal money hey she knew her audience she says i can say that here that is funny yeah it was it was great um but it was a good a very good show um she's gorgeous i just looked her up yeah i've i mean like i've i've known who she was yeah i don't think i've ever seen her face before i saw i saw her because she was on an episode of good trouble and i was like wow she's from oakland yeah um and then last night sona my cousin had a um birthday party like the friend birthday party um and we went to a putt-putt golf place in santa monica that's like

club i'm so sorry there's mini golf in santa monica it's inside is it like a top it's three no there's like three different levels it is like so instagrammable it is so cute wait shut the fuck up it's holy moly yes that's it i love the name and there was like full rest like a good restaurant not like trash food a full restaurant a full bar if you're into drinking and the drinks are cute too and like oh it's australian we were like we're she handed me the scorecard and i said do you actually want to keep score or do are you just here for vibes and hitting balls and taking pictures and she said you're right and so we were just like hitting balls and and having a good time and we dressed up her theme was 70s disco auntie oh my god i love that and i

ate that shit up i have my hair fro'd out big earrings i did i had a pink jumpsuit some glasses cute wait where are the pictures i'm waiting because since it was her birthday thing i'm waiting for her to post first and then i'll post more but um oh my god love oh my god wow what a beautiful place do you think i can get monster or do you think he's gonna be like a golf purist about it well um my cousin danny her husband he was like mad that we weren't like actually playing and they're they also have a part upstairs that's like an outdoor very it's like long couches and like quotes on the walls and stuff and he and we just went out there like in the middle of the game once somebody spotted and we're like we're taking pictures out

here and he's like can we just get back to play my god it's curious yes so we're gonna take him to the one in the valley wow they also have karaoke sometimes yes yes they had karaoke and i looked at her and i said do you actually because some of her friends wanted to do it she's like do you actually want to do it and she goes no so then i was like i'll be the mean person then oh my god perfect every every friend group needs that one being like you don't want to do this right i can i can i'll put an end to that uh-huh wow shut the fuck up you look great i'm that might be your that should maybe you should be your first one yeah wait i can't so it seems like it's brand new yes it is where's my ass photo the other one is in the u.s is in denver

oh my god wait i'm obsessed yes like i feel like we should go like it'll be so much fun we should yeah wait i'm loving that so are those like the little like vignettes do they have holes there or are those like games and activities there this is oh that was a hole like there was a hole like this is a van gogh room where there's a stop so a hole down here somewhere oh my god it's like an escape room means yeah that's so fucking cool yeah it was a good time there had also had one of those um when thing where you pick up money like that was one of the golf things so you press after you hit the real money that was fake money but after you hit the ball through then you press the button and then the money swirls everywhere that's funny i was i facetimed kyle for like

two hours the other day and he used that thing like that as a metaphor and he was like i felt he's like i felt like that kid who won the magazine um drive at school and i got to be in the booth full of the flying money but like someone taped my hands down and i was like oh my god what a horrible feeling oh my god these are so cute this is what a fun concept yeah there's one san francisco too this one was disgusting but oh that's nasty hey australians gotta throw a little bit of australia on that and this was on the walls of course like i had a tape picture oh my god i love like permanently or just for it's on the wallpaper i wonder what the um who brought it to like the if they like franchised it out like they sold it to

someone in the u.s or they sold it to they sold like san francisco someone bought a franchise for san francisco for denver and then for la because those three cities do align in general like you could own all of them but i feel like this one looks so la i'm curious what the other ones look like yeah i have to tell motz there's i feel like he must know about it at this point because it's new new though but he also works in santa monica oh yeah yeah it was a lot of people there like after work like thing like they were getting drinks and stuff like oh my god people he and like his two bosses they um they are like doing like a monthly dinner they all go out to dinner together once a month oh that's gorgeous that's fucking expensive um they go out to dinner

they're like once a month i mean go out to dinner once a month maybe they should do this because they also golf together all the time yeah wait matzah you're upset oh you look see i do think that if you put us in the 70s like we're gorgeous you know what we're doing we're slamming our clams we're plunging the clunge it is like that aesthetic it fits you so well yep wow i gots to go gotta go gotta go i and i i love an old school fucking mini golf like i i've gone to i'll i go to the valley and it's cheap too it was we played two holes and it was like $30 like uh yeah so there was two different like because you can just do like the first level so we did did it on two different levels it was eight holes for each one and it's thirty dollars total and you're not in

the sweltering sun in the valley with the screaming kids and i have to say and there's no you have to you had to get stamped going in he asked for my idea and i was like what i have to say there is nothing that will make you fear for your life like a 103 degree day with a kid who is seeing their their weekend disney dad who instead of taking them to disney took them to mini golf and didn't feed them lunch before and they are throwing their golf clubs and you're like ducking being like oh wow i just entered months this is gonna be like i'm getting a membership like i'm obsessed with it because i've always thought that like we need an in between like i i wish we could make what's it called

buster buster buster david busters i can't find buster rhymes exactly i have a david busters card david busters has so much potential for a girl like a cutesy girly off branch of it like i want less sweaty straight dudes there i want better fucking music i want slightly better the music was good too flattering lighting and i want a lot of sabrina was playing that's what i want because i'm like this the concept of david busters i love i just like i just have a few tweaks i have a few suggestions and then when i think about things like top golf i go i actually needed dave and busters to be less straight and so what that's what top golf is i love top golf though wrong way yeah totally but i'm just like but this is this

is for the girls this is for the girlies oh my god i'm obsessed i have to go yes even if you i i say one day you should take an uber to it while he's getting off work and y'all just go like after work like date night type thing no that's so fun yeah i'm there yeah i'm obsessed with this wow that is so fun how did she she always knows all the cool new things yeah she's so i'm i was gonna age myself i was gonna say she's so hip she is hip she's very hip she's very very hip wow damn you really have been out like you went out with a theme i know and a whole outfit wow i love that for you so who won would you have thought well danny and then me and then everybody else was pretty terrible to be honest there was somebody that was there

at the mini golf that was just like there and they just kept staring at me and standing very close to me it was odd i would be over taking pictures by myself and then she'd just kind of stand there and it's not like she like didn't know anybody else she knew other the other people there it was weird vibes oh okay she had a crush and i was just like she was also small like i was taller than her and i thought that was weird i did have on heels and she had on flats so like was it an adult if i didn't have yes she was an adult if i didn't have shoes on we'd probably be the same height but it just made it weirder but she just kept looking at me i could i actually can't picture someone smaller than you i had on heels so imagine me just with no heels on

like three inches i had on platforms oh oh oh okay okay okay okay that's that is better and you weren't towering over her it felt like it okay that is a weird vibe yep sometimes people get crushes but like

why am I I've just been everywhere I go the unwanted public attention from strangers for you I do think it is getting increasingly out of hand it is

you know what i think it comes from you know where it all started from what what was it jamaica when you went to jamaica was that jamaica that you went to for the wedding that was um dominican republic yep that because you said you're like i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna hoe it i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna flirt i'm gonna have all this tension and then you came back and you said i don't know who heard my they they brought on too much it was too heavy-handed i did not like it i don't want it anymore and i do think since then it's been pretty steady i have but i actually i haven't been going out like i used to go out like i've been going places a lot more frequently lately and so it may be like when i go out it's happening but like i was going out so infrequently that it

wasn't bothering me yeah it was a special treat and now it's getting in the way of you trying to do your activities out yeah even for a wednesday night i would say there was quite a bit of people i have to say i do think and this could be me being judgmental i do think santa monica tends to be a little bit more wet and alcohol driven than even like what people think like west hollywood i'm like no because those are like tourists and like people who come and visit yes people who live in santa monica go out and get like wasted on weeknights yeah yep and it's and it was a it was a lot of people that like just came because we were there at seven a lot of people were just getting there from work and it was like there was like one section of people was just like

a group workouting i do think that there's that's a reason why some people who like live in venice or santa monica do well living in new york too because they just like they want to walk out their door go to work they want to walk to work they want to walk to the bar after work they want to get hammered and then they want to go to sleep in there but they're not wearing suits because they don't wear suits to work right they want to go to sleep and then they want to wake up hungover and they want to surf and then walk their sandy bare feet back to work it is that's exactly what it is and that's why i could and people lost was like would you ever want to live on the west side i was like quite literally no like culver city's fine that

to me though i would i don't group culver into the west side like that because you can leave for me the west side is like you can't leave you the 20 anywhere is 20 minutes away that whole like idiom of like la does not apply when you live on the in my mind on the west west side in culver you can get places in 20 minutes you're not like stuck in this gridlock of because the culver it's once you're past uh 405 and 10 meeting when it's just 10 yep and culver still has 405 yep and i i loved living in culver but when did you live in culver oh my god for like three years i didn't even know you lived in culver yes when i so my first place i ever lived was park la brea that's not culver city no i know hold on but i didn't even finish my year-long lease there

okay it's disgusting it's that's such an understatement it is that is a wet soup building oh was it all every hallway smells like soup yeah all of my neighbors were lovely people and they smelled like soup like everything smelled like soup and there is a specific scent of like soup smelling apartments in los angeles it's very like i don't know it's a cabbage heavy soup and um i got it sprayed for roaches i knew this part yeah no less than like a dozen times and then i moved into a different unit because my it was so bad that it was like i couldn't unpack and i was like i can't they were coming twice a week to spray and i wasn't i was living there for i was like i can't i'm sleeping at someone else's place because i was like this is horrible

because i opened my eyes and one was on my pillow and i was like i can't do and they were huge and so then they let me move switch to a different didn't they let me switch a different unit or maybe they i can't remember if i switched to a different unit there or i didn't i think i just got out of the lease because i was like this is this is just impossible because they wanted me i think they wanted to charge me whatever it was i was like these have roaches i can't do it and then i just drove around by myself and was like where do i want to live like because you can't really like yes you can look for apartments online it's not the same you're going to have a you're going to live in park la brea like yeah like you have to drive around literally when i

first moved here i was looking at things online and my uncle was like don't do that well you have it's like and there's a lot of scams too especially at that time because it was all craigslist oh my god yeah or uh west side riddles yep yeah and in general like you like la they're not gonna respond to your emails very fast like you need to go and like it is a very like laid back yet cutthroat vibe so like you have to act accordingly and you and it's similar to cities like san francisco where it's like some parts of the block you really don't want to live on not because it's unsafe but because like you know it might it might be a very steep slope there and you're like i don't really want to park my car here or like there's not great street parking or whatever like

you have to get a sense and a vibe of it and la is so fucking big that you don't know where the hell these places are until you drive through right and so i just like drove around by myself and i had like i hadn't even been in la a year i'd probably been there like four months or something and i was like okay where have i been because i'd gone for work so many times and spent so much time commuting for work and then i was like there's like that cute little place that has kind of like a downtown what is that and it was culver and i like drove for days trying to find it and i found it and then i found an apartment there that was like right on venice and i lived there for years i think i lived in the initial unit for it's the longest no okay it's not true it before my last

place it was like the longest i had lived in a place and i think i lived there for at least three years i think but i like moved from one unit to another unit and like i loved it that's where the fire happened when my dryer caught on fire yes yes i don't know why but i guess just because as long as before you moved in your house now i live i just always pictured you like mid city well also because i lived downstairs at that place too like i'm the queen of moving to a building and then saying let's take it up a level i've done that twice too i have done that three times like i just that's what i i'm always trying to i'm always trying to get a little upgrade after a while for good behavior but um i loved that i love that apartment like i love what year

was this so it was my mots has been there he's that he like had never been inside but like i remember like when i invited him to coachella that's where like so we were in culver city at the same time oh that's crazy i know i i love i loved walking to go to the movies i loved walking to go to natalie thai like i loved it fun times i've been pretty much in the same area ish we've in 10 minutes of everything you and casey both did that you both moved to like a spot and then you said i'll do a i'll do a circle around here but i'm i don't need to go too far either way even though both of you could theoretically you're not like stuck to like a commute to work no not at all no when casey moved it was like farther away from where she was initially trying

to be she goes well this is where i want to be yeah okay i know where i want to be too when i leave here where i want to go to um like view park windsor hills oh yeah yeah yeah yes there's a street back there like behind hilltop um isa race place that is like very hilly but like those houses are so beautiful over there those houses yeah those houses yes houses those estates yes those estates that's that's my dream i love that i went driving around there the other after after seeing kiki and says his movie oh yeah i um it re i went to the theater that's in englewood um that new really high-end one and it like in the in um that movie they're they're really it's really a love letter to like that area of la and they

mentioned this street i won't tell you what happens in the scene but they mentioned this like exact street corner and they go there and that's the way that it took me back i've never driven through that area and it took me back and i was literally filming like sent it to avia and i was like look this is exactly where they were but um yeah but then i just like started just driving around the area and i said oh my gosh i've been over here but not like on this not up the when you get off the main road and then you start going up no those those houses though gorgeous yeah gorgeous i love that's my dream are you not gonna move to pasadena with me look i just the vibes over there i you said you like

i did like it but now i don't after they had a fire and now you're like i don't like it anymore wow wow you can't love them through a little bit of a struggle sorry sorry the vibes are off it's kind of ashy you didn't have to say it megan i wasn't gonna actually say what the vibe was oh oh ouch ouch it's a cruel cruel world out there people oh i do love though that like casey and kyle had like never been to pasadena before and like how how has kyle never been to pasadena so they he like got here yes i know he got here to visit one day and like i had to like do some work i think we're recording the podcast i think that's like when he got here and so it was him and casey and i was like you should just go to pasadena and

they were like what why would i go to pasadena i was like you will love pasadena go both of you will love it and they're like i've never been and then good sugar daddy they came back and then they said i love that place why don't you buy a house there and i said bitch that is the plan but i didn't buy a house there because who has that much like there's a reason why you bougie ass fuckers loved it so much that's aspirational that is not currently attainable and they were like i love it and then the fires happen because like pasadena but i love pasadena i'm like i know and that's what happens when you take someone from the west side and you move them a little bit farther out and they go it's nice out here i know so funny i have a new venture business venture

and i'll talk to you about it off mic but i feel like it's gonna get us some money finally yeah i love that idea yep i have so many ideas that just don't get me any money yeah this will this will be a moneymaker because it's skills that we already have and we i just have to implement it that's it i can hone in on an existing skill set and it's a skill set that you also already have and i know the place that you will be in so we'll be oh flawless perfect because i after watching high potential mont said this is what your job should be and i said consultant for the lapd and he said i think you could do what she does and i was like yeah but the reason why she can do what she does because she has like a ridiculously high iq level for me and also a very strong why

her why for doing these things too oh no that's what i'm saying i was like i don't have that kind of drive uh-huh and this is something you can do right to help that sitting right there oh i love a sitting activity yes well next time you hear from us i'll have a house in pasadena all right well we will fist you later thank you for joining us rejoin us on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday wednesday use that day to catch up thursday for don't blame me and then we'll be back here on friday bye this is a sister sign production hosted by me megan ranks and me melissa d monts plus diamond imprint productions going on vacation we're here for it with kids who turn the backseat into a

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