Don't Blame Me! - FF: New Schedule, New Ventures, New Drama

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

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You're richer than you think. I'm just going to go fall to the wall and figure out what to do for the day. It came too soon, you know? Yeah. I feel like it's like this month has gone very slow, but then the last couple weeks have been fast. What's that? Like, I can't believe it's the 25th already, but I'm like, it feels like it's been the 25th. It's like both at the same time.

Yeah. No, I felt like it was the 4th of July for two weeks straight, and then suddenly it's August. and i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa too too much but we get the opening ceremonies tomorrow yes as we're recording that it will be tonight as they're hearing god bless america i know but welcome to fisting friday and you're expecting to hear the votes today but guess what you're not you're not it's not that we forgot it's not that we didn't do it we actually just record it but now you're gonna hear them on tuesdays and here's the reasoning because we record these on thursdays and what was see you next tuesday the information like it's usually very pertinent to

the time. And so we want to make it so you're getting it faster. So in conjunction with that, the Friday episodes will now be what used to be See You Next Tuesday. Fisting Fridays will now be what is now See You Next Tuesday. Just know that we're swapping. We're also swapping when But Am I Wrong and Don't Blame Me come out. But Am I Wrong is not going to come out on Mondays. Don't Blame Me is now going to come out on Thursdays. We should post a schedule. I have to add to your things to do. New schedule.

Post schedule. It's okay if you're listening going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's going to take us a minute. We're doing it. It won't take us a minute to get into

the habit of doing. It'll take us a minute to maybe not sound clunky when we're telling you this. it makes melissa thought of it and i don't know why we didn't think of it earlier it makes so much more sense so things are just like melissa because we record on thursdays it just makes everything that should be more pertinent you'll hear it earlier and you'll hear it first um so also we won't be like giving you like you know very old information necessarily unless again i watch bergerton like two years after after it comes out and then it is late information um so

So you're getting all of the same content within the week, just different days and still nothing for Wednesday. Maybe one day. We've got a lot of new, exciting changes coming, which I've been saying for months, but they're actually in motion now. We've got a new business. We've now founded our joint venture. We will be looking into merch soon.

will be, there's other stuff that we can't officially announce yet, but new things are coming. New things are coming. New fresh things are coming. And we want to thank you all for being along on the ride with us. We love most of you. We tolerate the rest. Thank you so much. I love that. That's great. That's great. It's a really good tagline. So yeah, let's, so I wrote down some things I want to talk to you about. Mm-hmm. I did too. Go ahead. Should we get into Love Island first? Oh. Did you even write that down?

No. Because here's the thing. I am so mad that people decided to leak nudes of Kendall. Uh-huh. They decided to leak nudes of Kendall. So now... Is Kendall a guy or a girl? Kendall's a guy. Kendall is the guy who is super misogynistic and a complete asshole to women, specifically Black women. And he is someone who, like, uses his body to physically intimidate and back serena into a corner with his arms crossed like towering over her and be like serena like after he talked shit on her basically being like you gotta forgive me like come on like

you're kind of dramatic like it was so threatening and so horrible um and then someone leaked his nudes and it is now basically erase the conversation we can have about this because someone decided to take it way too fucking far um and i am like so annoyed about it he seems to be like publicly publicly facing he seems to be like taking it very well and handling it well but like that's who the fuck knows um but uh yeah it just like makes me so annoyed like the fact that like people will still like and it's not just their videos and it's like not just like revenge porn is like so i i just the criminal like truly criminal in like the age of you're gonna like they're gonna find your ip address and like you you're going to be charged with a as you should

you should be arrested for this um and it just like yeah makes me uh irate and there's a lot of people who are now like if anyone who says anything critical about him they're like you can't say that now and I'm like I it does without a doubt there's it's so unrelated to the fact of how he treats women but also like I I I think that to view those things as comparable of saying like this man is physically intimidating women like that's not safe and he doesn't seem like a safe person to date or be around um that is not related whatsoever to that and it also like doesn't justify anyone leaking that and like i don't even think that that's why people leaked it like i yeah yeah but it's like oh what a way to end it um i hadn't heard about that but like two things

can be true at the same time yeah um and people are like stop hating on him i go that's not hating on him whatsoever like i would hope that he looks back on the show and sees how he behaved and carried himself and is not proud of that i hope that he looks back on that and goes this is a turning point i hope his family is like that was not cool i hope he is held accountable for that and he like learns from that and changes his behavior but like to attribute that to hate is the same thing as this girl kaylor who like went on nick viles podcast and was like she was talking shit about leah with her friend but she wasn't her friend was mostly talking shit on the phone being like no one's gonna care about leah in six months and kaylor didn't say anything on

the phone but her stupid fucking boyfriend aaron who sucks she was in the background of his instagram story and i was like girl dump him like he's so bad and she like you to justify the conversation was like talking about to her friend about all of the hate that she was getting after leah she leah was pointing when she was explaining point she's like getting heated in this argument and then kayla about three seconds too late or five seconds too late goes like backs up and leah and serena's like don't be dramatic she's not gonna do any like she's pointing to like where these things happened like in the in the villa um and then uh leah said it's giving white women scared and kayla was like i've been getting a lot of hate since that i'm like that's not

hate that someone said white woman scared when you were being a scared white woman like that's it's not it's not hate like the same way that pointing out someone who is physically intimidating a black woman with his body is that's not hate to him whatsoever um but i will point out that uh uh, and they're like, well, Serena was fine with it. Kendall is the only person from the villa, as far as I can tell, especially like OGs who she does not follow on Instagram. So that's what that is. Um, but I hope that his mental health is great because also at the same time, someone who physically intimidates women with their body and like is like emotionally manipulative like that is not someone who is in a good mental health spot. So wholeheartedly,

i hope nothing but better things for him and uh nobody deserves to have revenge porn leaked but boy oh boy am i excited that serena and cordell won am i disappointed that kenny and janae did not get second yes but pbg up top and that's fine what do they win fifty thousand dollars and um janae and kenny were on chicks in the office and they were like were you disappointed that you didn't get second or whatever janae was like well no because serena and i made a pact that if one of us wins we'll give the other one four thousand dollars so she goes i'm still getting four thousand dollars so the whole thing is like you get the card and i think they should kind of get rid of this part because it's never happened but like they each the two people who win the

couple who wins they each get an envelope and you open it one at a time and it's one of them will say zero dollars and the other will say fifty thousand dollars and it's like are you gonna make the choice to keep all the money or split it nobody has ever kept all the money like everyone always splits it um and so i don't know why they do that part but in the uk it's kind of like you know you win but it's whoever you win over the hearts of the like a lot of people who like molly may she didn't even win her season and uh she got like this huge like i think it was a pretty little thing deal or something like that but um i think that this will be the first year for the u.s girls that i think they will have the same level of they've gotten like crazy followers

like more than any other u.s season ever like leah came out of the villa with a million followers and she's almost at two million now she might even already be there uh i you might notice anyone who's looking at me not not at me right now but like my following currently i only follow serena and janae once they hit a million followers i will also follow leah but i'm trying to close the gap so they hit a million followers too um and when they do i'll follow leah i have no beef with leah at all i'm just trying i'm sure people are really checking for you who you're no i know i'm just saying because i'm talking about who serena's following and all that shit i'm just saying i love leah but i'm trying to bridge the fucking gap in followers um so uh yeah it's just it's

great they're so cute also saw an interview where serena cordell revealed they lived they grew up five minutes away from each other like they lit like they share so much of the same things and they just like never had actually met and she was like am I really I think it was chasing the office they were like is that why you kind of were like maybe not like are you really gonna end up with this guy who you like could have literally met at a bar and like right down the road like you had to go to Fiji to meet like a neighbor essentially um but I just like I love I love them like I love everything about it and it was such a good season and I'm just I'm I'm so happy about it and i can't wait to watch them and they should be famous forever the girls i

really don't give a shit about the men cordell and kenny are great but like they are the definition of serena that's serena's future husband and janae's future husband and that's what they're there for and they're happy to do it great love that i love that an aka one and let's keep that momentum going oh aka is staying we're constantly winning but i'm just making sure oh yeah come November, we keep this winning streak going. I've got complete faith. Me too. I'm so up to it.

No, no, no. I had none. I was, here I was going, the fuck? But that delusional part of me who said, I think there's going to be a switch up. And guess what? And Mott kept saying, there's no way it's going to happen. And I was like, I think it is.

There's just no shot that, because again, I'm feeling every time the DNC sends me a poll saying, are you voting for Joe Biden? I respond and I say, no, here's the thing. at the end of the day would i vote for joe biden yes of course yes but they're not gonna fucking know that i need to make them i need them shaking their boots as soon as you sent me the screenshot of what was it um would you vote for kamala harris if she ran i you know i've gotten off all the lists i went myself so i could check yes and then remove myself

i cannot stress enough everybody if you get those goddamn annoying messages from the dnc yes look at them read them but if they are if it's ones where they're actively looking for your feedback or whatever respond because that's how they knew that he his approval rating like from registered democratic voters was not doing well and specifically for the age group that's how we got brat summer that's how we got brat summer we've been invigorated we um well i'll share more on monday um but like i just i feel the energy from everyone the amount of money that's been raised is astronomical record-breaking yes every every day is a new record for the every day for the last week it's been a new record um so let's go let's fucking go

did you see i don't know if this is real but again it's kind of like the drake hot sauce condom irrelevant if it's real it's real to me um that it was like a pop grave tweet that was uh katie perry has offered kohama harris to use her woman's world song and the team respectfully declined yep but you know what they are using yes i fucking do freedom by beyonce i was i i got goosebumps when i first read that and i had and i think i saw on pop grave and i said i gotta fact check this immediately yeah because pop crave i do feel like pop crave does give out the facts but the way that they disperse the information it feels fake so i always have to well and you know there's there's poop crave which does the trolling version i don't

know what that is and they use all of the same photo they use it they do it exactly so it's kind of like the onion um and so you have to watch out for that one because sometimes i'll go oh my god and then i go oh megan you should have seen there was an extra oh this is poop crave I like hope that those are run by the same people to me that's like would be very fucking funny hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates

that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotiabank you're richer than you think i don't know if you've seen this this photo of doug has a young felt oh my god it just took me a second to register who his face he looks so similar just the hair handsome guy yeah i can't wait for him to design like the china patterns and christmas decoration like he's gonna have so much fun i can't wait to see his outfits and he's always just so happy to be there and as as a husband and a man judd uh-huh and i appreciate that so let's fucking go

i'm i'm fired up me too whoo and you specifically you should reach out to me and tell her that you're open for anything oh i should yes i always i uh someone um someone had like put something about like oh the gen z and like whoever the gen z intern was who's like running her campaign and i like tagged mina and i said i know you had something to do with this this is i keep tagging you know the uh girl that uh did um that has she what was she saying um boys can do it if boys can do that girl she had uh said that people were and then she changed it to like job of the president is hard but boys can do it like she's and she's got new merch and i was like i tagged mina and i was like y'all need to collaborate smart smart smart smart smart smart but i knew and here are

my invisible strengths that i would like to speak on so on friday i was on the phenomenal account which is the company that mina harris founded there is a tweet that was posted and for some reason they didn't take this down but the username was it wasn't their username but what their name was it was like i hate joe biden and i was like mina like you allowed this to be posted same day kamala is out at smy scream which is tyra banks's new and if you're gonna do a goddamn political ice cream one better make it fucking tyra banks yes so kamala is there with her two nieces me and his daughters at smize cream sunday the announcement is made and you know what sunday was national ice cream day and you know who loves fucking ice cream that you hate their fucking

photos that they're always taking joe biden there's a huge difference when joe biden is eating ice cream and also you just had aka just had um conference what the aka conference oh yeah Alpha Kappa Alpha, we had the national conference called Bule was a couple weeks ago, and she was there just like she was four years ago, right before, when she had announced she was running for president. But then she was also at another sororities this past, like yesterday, she was at the Zetas, their Bule, their national conference as well. and uh people are mad because she isn't meeting with uh well wasn't meeting publicly with netanyahu yep and they were like she could have canceled her colored sorority event is what they said on fox news of course they did uh-huh of course they did i gotta say seeing these republicans shaking in their boots they're shaking in their boots over the dumbest thing i don't know if you

saw the senate what the senate committee sent out as the talking points against her no the republicans let me just read a few things from it i will say the mina thing i knew this if you know Mina's been posting anti-genocide like ceasefire things for months as well as uh Kamala's uh stepdaughter yeah and has stopped engage and like really stopped engaging with anything Biden administration months ago and Melissa and I have said this behind the scenes and I said this to Moss behind the scenes but he didn't fucking believe me Melissa was the only one who was on my page where I was saying I had noticed it yeah I was like this is this like taking this like from a veep selena meyer perspective i was like i know for a fact that

this woman is getting up on here saying i'm fine if you're cutting down my little interview clips and like juice fell of a coconut tree and if fox news wants to pretend that like you know that makes me like a bumbling idiot or whatever yeah they're not gonna know what's coming for them i'm having fucking meeting behind the scene we are getting our shit in a row our ducks are in a line and i'm gonna keep joe biden feeling like she's she's not a threat to me whatsoever she's no no know she's just fine she's just giggling she's just laughing she's just having fun and now she's like okay now that gen z is watching now that you young folks are listening and you're we're understanding and now that this man he he's out and now that the the fucking republicans have

thought that i was a non-threat for all this time you you bitches fucking thought wrong you fell right into my trap and so and i mina posted something i sent it to you and i said she's back she's back we've been saying it and i feel like if you have also shared these sentiments you probably could have decoded like some of the things we've been saying for a long time but why was i going to blow up her spot when i said i can tell the plant we're hatching right so so the national republican senate committee put out talking points against kamala harris and it says her extreme agenda most liberal senator kamala harris was ranked the country's most liberal senator by non-partisan gov track the

socialist squad quote unquote we know who that is quickly rallied around kamala harris then they go to immigration kamala harris is joe biden's border czar an architect of his biggest failure. She pledged to decriminalize border crossings. She supports abolishing ICE and starting from scratch. She bragged that one of the first things the Harris-Biden administration did was send a bill to Congress to grant amnesty for illegal immigrants. Oh my gosh, so scary. Can we send this to the white leftists who are saying that she's a cop and she's exactly the same that will be yeah that will be all of my but am i wrong um pledged to eliminate the filibuster the past the green new deal wow unequivocally pledged to ban fracking oh my gosh she said that

the police were wrongheaded and uh joined the defund the police activists she said to eliminate cash bail and release criminals they said to commit more crimes but no she backed a bail fund that sprung convicted criminals who went on to kill a man not true open to convicted terrorists being granted voting rights yeah because you know the convicted terrorists are college protesters uh-huh um started a program to drop changes against drug dealers and give them counseling instead i'll talk about that more god so horrible counseling no right pledge to eliminate private health insurance which infuriates critical unions co-sponsored bernie sanders 32 trillion medicare for all proposal oh my god and then it says foreign policy kamala

harris sides with hamas terrorists not israel uh-huh yep uh supports confiscating legally purchase firearms through a mandatory buyback program and then there's just a section called weird melissa you're kidding it says has a habit of laughing at inappropriate moments plan the pledge on to ban plastic straws in favor of banning certain behaviors like eating bread meat this one's what got me loves venn diagrams melissa loves electrical school buses because she went to school on a school bus you know i'm wondering if we've got a sleeper agent in there because this is looking real good for us right and then i don't even know what this is but recently discovered that energy doesn't smell melissa melissa there is an undercover progressive

in there has to be there has to be that's like how evil do you have to be that these are the old these are the only things that you feel that you have against her and i read the whole thing like that's all of it that is i read everything right here you think that these are things that are negatives well because they were not prepped for this like they were ready their entire platform was joe biden is old and when um it was announced trump was mad and was like i deserve to be refunded or reimbursed the money because i was fighting one person she's always been on the ticket you could have gone after her if you wanted to yep yep yep you know what i need i need us to incorporate a new part of the presidential debate i need sean evans there i need you to get a plate

of hot wings for both trump and kamala and i need them both to have a large mcdonald's sprite and whoever's still fucking standing that tells you who's fit that's who's fit to because donald trump could not survive a mcdonald's sprite and a hot sauce no he does eat mcdonald's every day but he's drinking he's a diet cokes i think maybe i feel like he would think diet cokes are for soy boy or something like that i also to me i he might say that but i think that man is having a vanilla milkshake and if your favorite milkshake is a vanilla milkshake i'm so sorry that is fucking that to me put that under the category weird yeah why why would you have a vanilla milkshake that's just milk that's just more milk and more milk no it's diet coke yeah yeah i don't

believe that he gives him vanilla milkshake energy he drinks 12 cans of diet coke a day but good god that's so fucking funny dude weird yep weird weird um i've been loving watching uh like msnbc like abc all of the news networks trying to figure out what brat summer is and figure out all of this oh my gosh it's embarrassing you know like it should it i was watching one i you probably saw this one too where they're like let's go to our gen z correspondent and they cut to this 60 year old woman and she's like my it's like her assistant or something who's gen z she goes i'm supposed to say what did she like i'm supposed to say happy brats or like whatever like and they're like so i like we're all brats and then they interject goes no no you aspire to

be a brat you've got to work at it and they're like well okay and i'm like oh my god stop so embarrassing so fucking embarrassing um but thank you charlie charlie yeah thank you and you know she like tweeted like kamala's brat and that's how it that's how it started yep yep yep and the kamala hq immediately changed their banner oh but leah from love island posted tiktok getting her phone back and immediately it's her listening to brat she goes this is what was happening when i was in the villa like oh my god and i was like imagining getting brat as it's not only like we're in the thick of brat summer but now we have our brat presidential run and just being like overwhelmed but that what what a fucking time to be alive what a time um

have you seen who the new chris evans is no so you know how chris evans fans are mad uh-huh uh-huh so luke newton but there's too many lukes on that goddamn bridgerton show the one who's with penelope mm-hmm i ended up on what i thought was a rational tiktok i thought i was about to watch you know an educated think piece what i did not know was what i'm about to watch club chalamet 2.0 oh god melissa the way that i unless i'm missing something and if i am missing something someone please please send me that i spent hours deep diving to see the fact that people were tearing apart his girlfriend and like all of these things about her someone was like

citing one of those like celebrity net worth websites that is like she is uh she is she loves her boyfriend and like it's ai it's not fucking real and they were citing that as like and then she said this and i'm like this is not a reasonable source you cannot cite this and watch thousands of views and all of this about like how this woman is essentially evil and like more things are going to be coming out about this and this is like so bad and as far as i can tell this boils down to the fact that these people fell for the pr stunt of the relationship between nicola and luke and then he had a girlfriend that was revealed afterwards and they're like so upset about this and this is like the ultimate betrayal and this is like his career will never be the same and like he's ruined

to everything or whatever and then at the same time though they're like they're actually still together like him and nicola are in a relationship this isn't melissa i was watching so many of them and these are these look like reasonable educated women making these videos and i'm like i'm waiting for it i'm like waiting for the moment to be like okay it's gonna click what's that i it's so fucking mild to me i have not seen one of these like what there's like and they're like a new they like made a gossip website so it's like written like do moi it's like it's like a do moi style like submission thing except they write it in like the format of like lady whistle down i was gonna say so then it's just lady whistle down yes and they're like revealing

that said like oh like fella whatever like gentle readers something is coming out soon the pr relationship that we thought was pr might not really and i was like these are like it is crazy to me it's crazy and part of me does wonder is is this club chalamet because we know club chalamet didn't start as club chalamet club chalamet started in other groups and then jumped ship when they when he abandoned her so i'm wondering if we're getting here and it's just so odd because like simultaneously i'm like i don't know who they're like yearning for i'm like are you are you yearning for nicola or are you yearning for luke like what's the goal here are they seeing themselves in nicola and then wanting to be that's what i wonder and then at the same time

i think if you see yourself in nicola cocklin that's amazing that's a very confident mindset to have so uh confident successful people don't do that yes and she doesn't want him no and i'm gonna tell you right now i think if he wanted her she still wouldn't want yeah and i think if she wanted him then she would have him without a doubt and that's what it's like to be Nicola Coughlin so if that's what we're embodying and that's what we see ourselves as okay walk the walk talk the talk like it is and like again if I'm missing something someone please let me know but like it's crazy because then people are like yeah his new girlfriend is way too young for him like how disgusting and then it's like it does seemingly does seem to be the same age gap between

him and nicola just like the girl is younger the way that they'll like talk about him when he's with his new girlfriend like he's the worst person ever but then it's like he's supposed to be with nicola and i go but i thought you hated him like it's the same thing with like chris like the way that like those fans would shit talk chris evans so fucking much but it was like we're doing this out of love and i was like that's crazy and they're like this is why he's not booking any roles this is like they're like this the reveal the truth of why his like career is not taking off like jonathan bailey's and i was like first of all jonathan bailey's had a much longer goddamn fucking career he's been acting forever ever ever and like and luke was in a boy band and then got

and did theater and then did this like the idea too that like i don't like is he trying well also i'm like if i've received the kind of fan base that this is i might actually try and be less fucking famous because like you bitches are weird like this is fucking weird and will i say chris evans wife is incredibly young yeah it's a little that's that's a little fucking weird but unfortunately i don't think it would have mattered who chris evans wife was i think those bitches were still gonna write that goddamn letter regardless and chris evans is like in his 40s yeah and they're married yeah so and also chris evans fans were weird before that they just then got an excuse and it doesn't change their love for him they just hate her she's the vessel for it so again

if i am missing something in this please let me know everyone but i spent so long trying to get down to the bottom of it because i was like maybe i'll talk about this on my but am i wrong but it turns out there's actually there's no thesis there's no thesis statement to this whatsoever it's crazy but i'll keep you updated if i find something else i've been limiting my um again with my cleansing of things i've been limiting my tiktok to an hour a day oh so i guess i just haven't and that just started this week so i guess i just haven't got into that realm yet it was it's very niche but i am speaking of bergerton excited that the next season will be benedict yeah we're getting we're getting dicks we are dicks for days dicks for days i am so curious how we are going to

take a man who has zero desire to settle down to being wed by the end of the season i'm curious about because i know it's obviously very different in the books and like they have the side plots are much more developed in that so you you see that transformation of like i think it's probably a little more um seamless and obvious who might come next in that so uh but i'm very curious what they're gonna do with him because he's so fun and hopefully this means we get a lot of eloise yeah even though the nasty part of me is like stop megan i forgot that you were there and stop you know because here's the thing i think that unfortunately they have wonderful chemistry because in real life they're not related that's why uh and also people like you tend you can have

a great chemistry with someone who you know you're never gonna have to have a romantic thing with because like you don't have to get like weird about it um but i've said that i think eloise would really benefit from a like a gay husband like because i obviously i don't think Eloise end up with a man, which to me is so confusing. But I could see Eloise having a wonderful, grand old time living with her brother and his husband. I could see that. You know? Yeah, but not going as far as you want it to go.

No, no, no. But Eloise is having a grand old time living with her sister and husband. Yeah. and then they're making her sister we'll see yeah it seems like they're going off from what's happening so we'll see i just i'm curious if i don't know i'm just eloise to me i go i just eloise bridgerton ending up with a man is going to be the biggest like that to me is a plot twist my i think i i know i have no like the bare bones of what her book is about um but i think the better plot if i was writing this i would make it so that killmongers i know that's not his name uh cousin is um is a twin and then

Eloise is with the girl that we met at the end and then the other Bridgerton girl can't think of her name right now ends up with the other Francesca? yes Francesca with the male cousin

I like that and I don't like twins but they wouldn't they wouldn't look like each other I just can't let the twins live together I draw the line there twin roommates i i truly draw the line there specifically i draw the line at um

i don't care if twin sisters live together like that's fun that's girlhood that's amazing twin brothers living together that's too many men in one house and then a sister and a brother twin living together that's unacceptable what about two twin couples that's a tlc show that's a tlc show i literally know this yeah that's what it's happened they go to that twin fest and then they meet others i think that's an akron it happens a lot because the first time i saw it happening was on oprah back in the day and they were talking about how they live in the same house it's not the people that were on tlc totally different people and they're like sometimes i accidentally walk up behind them and that one's not my husband and I'm like how many times does

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Yeah. DJing. Which makes perfect sense. Should have known. Makes perfect sense. That man doesn't own a shirt with sleeves. Of course he's a DJ. he was on um i think i saw it on tiktok but i it was on both tiktok and instagram

but he said getting back into my old hobby and he was at the turntables spinning away and he said he used to do it in college that's not surprising whatsoever i know i was like this makes sense and that's a dj i can get behind not cody cody i can get behind in front on the side wherever he needs me to go can i just tell him you guys need to look up him just look him up he's so cute and this is like the kind of man who should be representing los angeles because like that's a la guy yes like to me if you said cast a man who looks like la people who don't live here are like uh a you know um um like a ryan goss well ryan gosling still he's a subset of la but like but like they're thinking like surfer like yeah like like a ryan

got i mean uh uh chris hemsworth even though he's very australian he looks like australians who moved to la um but no no kenneth mieha is like that's an la man yeah the man of the people whatever people he wants be the man kenneth and he's also in a position where he can just talk shit about people all day too which i appreciate that's what i want in my congressman plus kenneth he was talking shit then got elected and said you thought i would stop no i got elected with this mouth right and i'm gonna keep running it thank you thank you oh my god wait i'm seeing i googled him everybody just know you have to find his personal socials because he's wearing shirts in all of these it's alarming he's rolling up the sleeves because of course he

is but yeah he has two different um instagrams one for his personal and one for his controller job Yep. L.A. man. Oh, my God. I just opened one of his photos, and guess who liked it? You. Of course I did. I like everything that I see.

That is so funny. Have you heard that we are in the worst spider year of Los Angeles ever? No, and I hate that you just told me. Melissa, when I go water things, I ordered, and it should be arriving today. I finally ordered my beekeeping suit because while I was watering and I like wear my glasses I like wave things in front to make sure I don't get a spider web on me while I was watering I felt something on me and I looked or no I looked and I saw a spider dangling in the web and I said oh let me back away and I backed away and the spider moved with me and I couldn't figure

out how the fuck it was attached to me oh and I was screaming and running at the same time I'm asking lots to help he's trying to turn off the hose so he can help me but then he goes to help me the fucking fig beetle comes after him and so he we're both should just spray the water on both oh my god we were freaking the fuck out and then i ordered the beekeeping suit and he said could you order me one and i said i will but we have to figure out the sizing of this because you're gonna try mine on because i might apparently they say if you're over like five six you might have to get one that's yeah because you don't have someone's specialty worry about the aroundness really just yeah i guess the legs are like notoriously short on all

the ones i've like found online so that might be one that he has to wear because even though he is taller than me my legs are exponentially longer um so i can't wait to get that and just to feel fucking limitless because the spiders are they're out my car every time i go out which there has always been in the summertime a spider that is on one side on the driver's side makes a little web yep i'm like we're going on a trip i guess because i think you're inside the uh no no i that is an la like every every car now it's on both sides so i hate it mine instead of making a web from the um the mirror to the car is now making it from the car to the gate and a car to the garage the one on the other side does it to the uh um trash cans yeah no jail jail jail jail

jail jail jail and uh but our garden is attracting a lot of butterflies which i know is great but God damn, those fuckers scare me. Yeah. Yeah. But I think that's all I wrote. Amelia is doing Chicken Shop with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. And it's not at her usual spot. They're in the U.S.

They're at this place called Slim Chickens, which was founded in Arkansas. No way. Yes. And, like, it started – I saw it. It was, like, her, and then it switched over. And then I could see the slim box. And when I was in college, the person that I worked with, her husband actually founded it. And there was just like one or two in town.

And now it has expanded. And I'm like, where are they? Because behind Amelia, it says established in Fayetteville, Arkansas, which is where I'm from. So I'm just like, which one are they at? Wait. so what but where are they doing press i don't know okay they're in georgia alabama new mexico texas they're all around now but like but there's none in california no there's none in california the closest one is in nevada i wonder where they are yeah oh yeah there's a lot in bentonville

there's yeah the most in arkansas yeah i mean like in fayetteville alone there's probably like six wait where do you there's like on every corner you can't go without running into one on some streets there are two hold up there's a place called california maryland never heard of it that's real confusing oh i also found out kaylor the uh blonde white girl who the white woman tears or white woman scared she went to the same college as my father which is the most confusing college name ever the university of california pennsylvania in pennsylvania um and they turned out so different quite different experiences um but yeah wait we need to figure out where they are i know i asked in the comments i said where are you

tell me where you are because like why are they doing press there yeah yeah i mean the none of these georgia maybe but it's not even atlanta like no would be the only industry place they're in small towns yeah that's not even in atlanta but i'm saying the only southern state that i would be like okay this makes sense for you to be doing press here would be atlanta it's not that so if anyone lives near or around or you recognize it let us know it looks like the one that's on Fayetteville on um uh Weddington that's the one that looks like I don't know that's crazy I bet maybe maybe they'll figure out on Reddit yeah or when they do the full thing they might mention where they are or they'll give establishing shots

i came across a video on tiktok that we will both enjoy there is a um place in la called kaylin and kaylin pickles and they have all sorts of pickles but you can also get the pickles topped is that the one at the farmer's market i guess it's on third street so maybe the one where they scoop and they're like it looks like um like a chipotle but it's all pickles I think that might be someone tagged me in that one I think that's the same one we gotta go

we gotta go it looks incredible they look so crunchy they look so crunchy and they've got all these like brines I'm gonna put like some Doritos on there oh

I can't eat well maybe I actually can because it turns out the MSG allergy is just racism but that one actually is cheese so I'll figure out a different one you can not the

the well the cool ranch ones that still has milk in it um but yeah they've got you can get cheetos doritos frito you could do fritos i i can't do fritos and i fritos are fritos are the one of those underrated mass-produced chip diet whatever those those little fuckers are delicious oh wow no that actually sounds that sounds so fucking good where they they lose me is peanut butter Nutella no no thank you no I saw someone who and to me I was like it was a southern woman who was doing this and so I said I want to believe you but I'm having a hard time

that they put pickles in their like diet cokes at the um drive-thru but it was a woman with a very thick southern accent and so I said probably I usually you know I wouldn't doubt it and I was like maybe it is good because people love putting uh in the south love putting a fucking peppermint in pickles right megan's making a disgusted face but it's very in like rural areas they love that shit no i i think we usually like i'm someone who like doesn't hate peppermint but i'm like i don't think it needs to be in everything yep they'd stick they'll take a long pickle and then stick a long peppermint in it and then as you eat it down you eat you're biting the peppermint with it no that's too cold all of those things are too cold in my sign like maybe that would help my

sinuses but like it probably would that's that's too much i could put like a pickle in a mcdonald's sprite that might kill me no thanks i but i also just like love sprite i love a sprite i love a seven up i love a lemon lime drink i love a fresca another i haven't had a fresca in a long time that was my grandfather's drink of choice really good yeah oh the only thing i was gonna tell you is we built our garden boxes matz's dad and he him built them and i got my ct you're supposed to send me pictures oh i'll send them to you and i got a ct scan and i got the results back and I um my sinus is look fine also when I was getting my ct scan they were like can we try and take your cartilage piercing out and I said yeah I'm gonna have to sit down and I might pass out

and I'll tell you I'll give you a fair warning something happened last time and the guy tried like three times and he said we're gonna leave it in it'll be fine what my cart my piercing cartilage piercing remember the second one because I have two oh I don't I was thinking about because you're talking about your nose so i was thinking the cartilage in your nose i was like what the fuck are you talking about valid confusion i've just been hiding a septum ring this whole time i was like how far inside your nose is this ring would be crazy i know fucking terrifying um so now i have to go to an immunologist which i guess is like kind of like an allergist or whatever um But she thinks that it's an immune system problem,

but she could also said that it could be that I have a new out, like some other allergy. And if my allergies aren't getting properly treated, that makes your immune system like weekend, like even just seasonal allergies. If your seasonal allergies like aren't under control, then like you're going to get sick with other things. Cause it inflames your whole nasal cavity or whatever.

Which makes sense. So, but she's great. So might I recommend people seeing if you can or if it's an option not discounting seeing PAs specifically women because the way that like she like called me four times like left a voicemail but like it always happened like when I was like outside and I had my phone or whatever it was and then sent me an email to follow up and like was just like so fucking helpful and like sending everything through and so quick and so prompt as opposed to like the male doctors you have to like literally chase down to do anything. so she was great recommended to people maybe i should go i think i have phantosomia is how i think you say it which is you smell things that aren't there and i'm smelling fire all the time a good fire or bad fire just like it smells like something's burning and it's a condition

like that's says it's fairly common yeah but um people that have allergies suffer from it yeah there's something up with and i've even seen it on like the la subreddit people being like what's up with the out like it's just like non-stop this year um and i think it's also why our obviously we're a largely populated city but like i think it's also why our covid numbers are a lot higher because like it's just no one's allergies are under control and it's making that and like especially when this is all inflamed covid airborne gets stuck up in there and shit yeah if i like this um do you go to an ent for that or do you go to a immunologist i was just like i'm smelling smoke pretty often yeah and there's no smoke around um what is this like i

just googled it and it was like oh this is actually common because you haven't had covid and it would just make because that the smell thing makes other things smell what is it uh parasomia or whatever like it makes other things either smell like garbage like rotting nasty stuff or things that you like it switches the smells of things like things that smell sweet now smell bitter and things that are bitter now smell sweet yeah this is just it's totally different phantom smell it's crazy yep that's all i have and i'm having wishing everyone a wonderful brat summer So everyone, don't forget to mark your calendars. Next Sunday is my birthday.

Not the Sunday that's about to come up. Sunday after that. Woo! Happy birthday! Woo! All right. We'll see you on Monday for But Am I Wrong. Tuesday, we'll be reading the votes on See You Next Tuesday.

And Thursday will be Don't Blame Me. Remember our new schedule. I'll try. all right bye-bye bye fist you later yeah fist you later i'm just gonna get that