Don't Blame Me! - FF: Old Actors, New Musicals, and AI Images

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Meghan and Melisa hung out with Mary. Melisa's saw a double feature of Naked Gun and Freakier Friday.  This leads to a hilarious discussion about actors who have seemingly been "old their whole lives." They’re excited to see J. Lo’s musical, “Spider Woman.” They then discuss what musicals they’ve never seen Later, Meghan shares her thoughts on the show Anatomy of a Scandal.  The duo also delves into a modern-day mystery: why are food delivery apps using AI-generated images? And to top it all off, Melisa recounts the wild story of how her Reddit account was hacked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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i can read between the lines can you can you see i have one eyelash that goes directly like down and if i accidentally get mascara on it then sometimes it just stabs me but we had an eventful weekend I feel like you had a more eventful weekend did I? yeah you did a double feature after oh yeah I forgot about that what did we do this weekend?

this weekend we met up with one of our fateful listeners our biggest fan Mary Hail Mary she was here in town and asked if we could meet up and we did and we went to

Bacari it was great yeah it was nice we had fun then we went to the grove and then i drove her to i was gonna take her back to her hotel but then she asked me what's the mall like over in century city mary you went to century city mom you didn't even tell me yep oh oh mary you had it i know you had a time like if you want to go let me know now because we were coming up on santa monica boulevard i was like we got to make a lift oh wow mary what'd you hit up because that is a peak fantastic mall and it is a peak california mall and you know people when they come to like la they're like oh you know like let me try the la things hollywood boulevard okay sure if you

want to go hollywood boulevard i don't know why you would you can see it in a movie much cleaner much you don't have smell-o-vision like go for that quintessential california malls because like if you're an adult you can't like go to like just like a random high school because like that's creepy but if you are not from here and you like watched no because even like mary was saying like we were talking about it like oh my god no this like everything's like outdoor in a sense that like it gives you that same feeling as like when you would watch random like disney channel movies and they're in high school and you're like this doesn't look like a real school everything's outside we also have malls like that and our malls are just just gorgeous and that's what

Caruso should keep doing. And that's it. But that's not, Westfield isn't his, is it? No. God, no.

If he gets Westfield, we're cooked. Right. I mean, it wouldn't just be a Westfield. He would just get all of them. That's what I'm saying. We would be absolutely cooked.

Like, everybody make sure Ray Caruso, he can keep what he's got, but he cannot get a Westfield. No. I did, and if anyone doesn't know, this is a man who ran for,

Mayor? He ran for Mayor first, right? He wants to be Governor because he wants to be President because he's, a weird loser um he's the worst he is uh also the man who olivia jade was on his yacht when her parents got arrested and then he had dropped her off on the beach and was like

go row your way out why was she with him because she's friends with his kid oh i thought you meant just him no no i i'm not gonna make any accusations of that of rick caruso um but uh he now has like rick caruso's signature where you can become a member at the mall and i like am so deeply interested not in joining but like i need to know what you're offering because like it is so ambiguous and i looked it up and you like can get points when you spend at things but you have to use a debit card but then make your debit card run as credit and i was like rick this sounds a little sketchy like this sounds a little odd if you live in one price he doesn't have his own card i think that's what he like wanted to do and then i'm sure it fell

through because like this does seem like a hassle like to actually accumulate points um and if you live in one of his buildings you can also get it but like they're very vague about like it's not necessarily like a one for one like one dollar equals one point or like what you can even really get with your points um or how much it even costs to join the rick caruso because you have to pay to join the club and it's all deeply confusing and there's nothing about it online besides like just contact us and i'm so close to contacting just so i can hear about it it feels like a story that we should investigate i'm interested in that let's do it yes i don't yes perfect we passed right by the little place to go in yeah and there i saw one too at the

americana and like it literally looks like a leasing office or a place where they'd go to like try and sell you a timeshare yes it looked very ghostly no one was in there no one i need to know about it and there's also things of being like well if i buy something online through one of your like approved retailers it was like tough luck and then it was like well what if like the points don't go through and he goes sometimes they just stop working and then you're gonna have to be like you know we have we reserve the right to like change the whole system at any time i'm like okay and i'm worried he's trying to collect money to buy the westfields then i went to see naked gun i was a tad bit late

you had you had a break in our century today yeah i mean it's right down the street from ipic it was more that we even went to to the grove but um yeah so i saw a naked gun it is very funny i was smiling the whole time but that's a good i like movies like that where you're like cheeks hurt by the end i it wasn't as funny as everybody was saying like a joke every line wasn't that funny yeah i was my i also say the theater i was seeing it it was full but people weren't laughing the way i needed them to laugh that ruins the vibe that ruins the vibe what was the musical dicks the musical that was a perfect crowd like it was not full but everybody was he he and ha ha and yes and that's what we needed that's what we needed i need that for all comedies yeah and then

i saw i was gonna say meaner girls not even the same wait damn missed opportunity that's what they called it um and then i saw freakier friday which by the way that name freaky friday on its own is like already a little like oh but it's a children's movie it's like okay but now freak your friday i go okay i feel like we need to not seeing naked gun then freakier friday yeah it sounds like you're at a fucking porno yes it sounded like i was there all day long um just flicking the bean um and that was cute it was cute everybody and you could feel the nostalgia in there a lot of people also millennials were there with their children that's sweet because you know it's a mom-daughter movie um the girl next to me she came like 30 minutes late but i

feel like this was her second or third time seeing the film because she was enthralled i've never seen anybody this excited about a movie she was no if she was she might have been a background actor but she was like around my age she was hooting and hollering as if we were actually at a concert

she was throwing her arms in the air and I love seeing people having a good time yeah but this didn't call for it she pre-gamed the movie and like okay I have to say the only thing i find acceptable to pre-game the movie hit the pendulum do a little you know have an edible

like get a like get a little high because the good thing about that is like when you get too high it's only your problem you are in a black hole and you are you are like self-isolating to a point where like it's scary you should ask for help but when you don't think she was high though because i'm saying this seems like drunk vibes she wasn't drunk either like after the movie i like looked her in the eyes because i wanted to see what was going on who this was because i couldn't because she came in after it had already started and it was dark and i couldn't see her and it's also weird if i'm completely turning to look at her during the movie especially when she's singing tub thumping um so i just waited to the movie i just think she just thoroughly enjoyed this film

well i love that we should we should recommend our podcast to her because she sounds like she's just like a she's just a good fan yeah she's just a fan i want to know who she's a stan of did you franchise as a whole oh just okay yeah i was wondering did you notice like more excitement when a certain character came on screen no it's chad michael murray in it but it's not in the way that you think he is because i thought it was gonna be but it's not at all okay what's the hair like his usual hair his current usual hair okay he didn't cut it and that's the hair he had when he was in the movie that one was like flat ironed that one like stuck to his face like oh no okay okay yeah you know there's one thing about being a blonde

adult there's another thing about being a blonde adult man with straightened hair like it's just it's it's hard for me to watch especially because the density is not where it used to be yep well i don't know that i'll be able to see it um until it comes out streaming because months has gone on record to say that he thinks it's the scariest movie he's ever seen i wouldn't even say this version of it is like the first one or it's not even the first one not fucked up i love the movie no no no i'm talking about like the og freaky friday i think those are scarier the ones that came out in the 70s well yeah from the 70s everything's scary then oh no no no no yeah he does not like a body swap

movie and that's when you're getting four yeah so i was like there's no way i can make him watch us he literally was like when we watched freaky friday for the first time he was pacing me like why would you make me watch this like the part when like it's like he's trying to kiss jimmy lee like he was losing his mind he was like this is a this is criminal activity like these are you're not and i think that they felt that because we don't have any of that oh okay then he might be able to do in the current movie because i made him watch 17 again and i was like i'm gonna be real with you i do low-key think that this is kind of worse in like terms of like you know of the the classic body spot movie uh trope and he could handle that one he was able to handle

that one uh i think he could handle that because this one they truly were like you know we know that children are watching this i feel like with the freaky friday the og of this version they were leaning into some of the creepy stuff yeah well i don't think this one doesn't do that it didn't even register as creepy to me as a kid right and so i think like the thing is is now we've grown up and i think everybody who's grown up who want like you it won't register as creepy when you're a kid you grow up and you go that was creepy and they go well if we're going to appeal to the people who watched this as kids and now adults we have to not do the creepy

thing yep and that's what they did that's good well I'm excited to see it I think I'm seeing Naked Gun this weekend though yeah that's good he's not funny though that's the point that's remember when we were talking about how

when you're in a campy movie you can't think that you're in a campy movie and so that's what they're leaning into that makes more sense the lines are funny and it's very like everybody nobody is in on the joke that's the thing okay so it's good i'm excited to see it i don't really know like much about it but they do nods to the uh the last the last people that played it but also in a funny way

and i also don't think it would make sense for him to be the last i think he's too old to be the last guy's son anyway so it's funny in that way too let me i won't get that because i didn't watch any of that mott's will he'll explain it to me but they're in they show photos of them yeah oh that's the place morning and night oh i guess he kind of sounds like liam neeson it's just that i know it's just that i think just because he was old my whole life it just felt like he was like who did i send you a picture of and i was like this has been old um clarice what's his name um i can see anthony hopkins yes yeah um i we mods and i watched this like something old or whatever

and anthony hopkins was in it and i was like this man is this movie is like 50 years old this man is the same age and then we started looking up pictures of anthony hopkins time traveler like this man was born that like it is crazy to me and it is wild when you look at some actors of being like oh well they've been old my whole life and then you go actually they've actually been old their whole life too like yeah they were never a child like they just were born old there's an actor i don't know if you would know anything that he's been in um glenn turman i don't know if you know anything that he's been in the cowboy hat he's been in a ton of things but my again my whole life he's been old so

when i saw that he just got a uh he's very good friends with miss tina knolls and he just got a star on the holiday paradise okay i haven't seen it so nope you haven't so he just got a star on the hollywood walk of fame but like they were posting pictures of him as a child like he was a child actor with sydney portier and i was like sydney portier's plane is older than him and i was like how the fuck old is sydney portier wait melissa i in during paradise i googled this man because i said how old is this man because he's supposed to play sterling k brown's father and i said and monster was like that guy's not old enough to play his father and i said he might be and i look and i'm scrolling and i go okay he is without a doubt old enough to play his

father but my god and then i looked and i was like yeah he's been this age for a very long time like i literally looked this up at the time because mons was like there's no way and i was like yeah he's got a crazy crazy long uh uh imdb and even mons was like oh my god yeah it is the same guy he's like yeah he's been this age forever yeah it turns out not he was a child actor in a Raisin in the Sun, the original Broadway performance of him. Does he look totally different? I mean, he's a child.

Is he one of those... I don't think I'd recognize him without a mustache. Oh, that's actually true. He wouldn't have it as a child. I was like, why would he not have a mustache? I was like, that's his signature. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. You gotta watch it. He's really good in it. yeah eventually she's never gonna watch it i am gonna watch it eventually they've already finished the second season maybe i'll just watch it all the way through oh he's in burlesque which i've also wanted to see i've never seen burlesque really no i've so weirdly enough i've never seen um burlesque i've never seen chicago and i've never seen what's the moulin rouge i know megan i know i wasn't allowed to see those nor was i allowed to see glitter no i haven't seen

glitter and that's very hard to find but the other three i know and i had a share phase like i was i was shocked i know i wasn't allowed to watch it well i want to watch them all you should watch they feel like halloween movies no oh okay not like practical magic maybe because like people dress up as them maybe because they're in costumes they're not no i don't think they're halloween themed i just think that like sometimes like i wouldn't watch aquamarine like in the dead of winter like i feel like we're coming like once it like cools down a little bit like i feel like they're those are the kinds of movies i've also never seen showgirls which i want to see i actually haven't seen showgirls i've seen so many clips but i feel like i've seen it

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i saw it this morning i was waiting till we talked about it i actually watched it because i was like nothing's gonna deter me nothing's gonna deter me from watching this no j-lo um bug on neck Why is that the first shirt? Spider. Oh, because at her recent concert, there was a large cricket on her neck while she was singing. Why can't you feel that?

I don't know. Wait, J-Lo trailer? Should I just go? Uh-huh. Spider woman. Oh. That's fitting that she had the cricket on her neck. Do you think that was a product

that was at the PR? J-Lo. These are all so mean. J-Lo Bodega order. J-Lo can't sing. j-lo cringiest moments i also once for the first time saw the um sterling k brown j-lo clip and i was like i've watched this 10,000 times have you not seen this how i was like this is so funny he goes okay uh trailer with the blonde hair i know about this man i told you about it

an oscar nomination is coming i told you that when they they've been talking about it since it premiered at one of the festivals it's on letter like i it's it's showed on letterbox it's like one of the people people have saved it to watch okay who said this is the role that jennifer lopez is born today huh deadline by the way that's not necessarily a compliment i think it is in this case totally but that i do respect the fact that like i think they're saying it as a compliment but i think they're not being so direct to the compliment because i think they're just trying to entice you because it's like so unique and stunning and you're like oh this looks this looks very gay i love this who's bill condon director of dream girls oh

bitch i am the greatest showman if she looks into camera while she sings i'm gonna have a hard time with that she might yeah that's like a choice that she might decide she wants to make and i really don't like when they do that no i feel like because she's supposed to be on stage they might do it so that we're with her yeah i still don't love that her oh her name is aurora not anora oh she's got wigs that's not diego loon oh that's diego that is not okay they just did it right out okay yeah these wigs well that's that's the thing is that

I don't know if they're saying it in the trailer that you're in but they're saying that they tried to take the Latin out like the whole thing is like they tried to take the Latin out of her and make her white and so but she always had the I think the words that they used was

actually I'm not going to say it because it could come off offensive but they're saying that they couldn't take it out of her oh okay the blonde wig is not bad I don't know that That piecey black wig.

Yeah. But she's supposed to be like on stage. It's a stage wig. Not like her everyday wig. Totally. It just doesn't look like. I mean, I'm sure it is secure. But I'm.

Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's supposed to come off at some point. Yeah. And it's also supposed to be like old timey. So it would have been like black and white time. True, true, true, true, true. Wow. Wow.

The best movie musical. The best movie musical in years. fans of la la land are screaming well i'm gonna say we've had a bunch of duds recently so i mean that's not saying much from girls so you're taking out your mama mia's what don't you like mama mia that here we go first one come out before here we go again was after the ones with i haven't seen the second one oh okay well that's a summer movie i actually should watch that expeditiously yeah i've been waiting to see it because they often will do that like some of the outdoor theaters like and i was like that feels like such a fun vibe to see it

like outside but i haven't they haven't played it so i was holding out but i think i should just watch this again i put that on my list montez to watch both he's never seen them neither have i i know mama mia's um i guess the first one might have come out i thought the first one came out before yeah i was talking about here we go again oh okay yeah let's see movie musicals greatest showman hilarious comedy comedy comedy comedy you're the only person that thinks this i had to delete my tweets talking about it you can't wicket you can't say that wait did i send you holy shit this literally i cried did i send you someone made an edit of sinners and wicked no i was like this should not be hitting me the way that it is hitting me like it's like an elf

it's a uh elphaba and glinda ship like edit to it was it's remarkable let me tell them to do right now oh yeah also the color purple came out i'm gonna see because i don't like that type of movie scary horror film but yeah, what you said was wild that what? you know, I'm probably wrong

oh, well also because maybe High School Musical 3 came out after, High School Musical 3 was also wonderful also Hamilton's there well, that's that changes nothing for me I know it changes nothing for you, but I think that people would disagree

oh, Dick's the musical oh hairspray was also great okay i'm sorry there are some good ones i just i just what i really should have said is i cannot fucking stand lila land in the great when did me uh dream girls come out 2006 it was right after i was like okay hairspray came out 2007 turn it up so I can hear it no one needs to hear your face pivot

Megan this is weird I know this feels like look at the top comment one short day was truly their last sunrise the top comment from mine is and then they played sinners over a Gelfie edit

and it's just this guy like yeah oh i see it that's not the top one for me but it is this one what is wrong with you you freak yes i hate that so much megan it feels like people taking tyrant again and making it sad to me this feels like white to me this feels like when they took um the fault in our stars and they said hey two kids dying from cancer let's hide it over onto ann frank's house and then they did a walk through and talked about the holocaust that is what the same vibe it gives to me where i go okay so you all exist within the context

of everything that came before you and I feel like you just fell out of a coconut tree also this is an 18 year old and they're clearly obsessed with Ariana Grande because every one of their videos is just a still of Ariana this makes no sense these comments are killing me

I like this one Savannah slow down so Wicked is the only movie sinners need to be compared to because the fact y'all really tried to compare it to weapons was absolutely hilarious what everybody needs help yeah and then all the edits of people being like me in my therapist office then i see a fucking wicked and sinners it's insane don't ever send me some shit like that it's in it's genuinely insane it is insane and that was i saw that right and then i saw the

you can dougie to whatever you want to dougie to you just if you're not a coward that was the next video that i had after that oh the hannah montana movie is also a great musical oh i liked the pitch perfect first one okay i'm sorry i take it back i really just want to talk to i just hate la la land and i hate the greatest showman which i like i was saying the i had to delete those tweets because people were literally coming for me and i was like okay i can't deal with this i'm not it's me and monster the island it's just us two are the only people who hate that movie okay la la la la la la la la la la la hate it greatest showman i didn't hate and i think that you were thinking kids i saw it with kids but also you knew you were you were no i knew it

was a musical you didn't know it was a musical and also you're you're trying to take the actual factual story and not look at the act the fictionalized version they should have made am not a real person that's my fucking issue with it if you want to take creative liberties that would have been a better choice to make it not a real person but then they would have had a harder time getting it made well they should have had a harder time getting it made it was made by a gaffer it should have had a harder time getting it looked great sure the reshoots were the worst thing i've literally ever seen in my life whoever let zach efron get a tan and then be like hop on for these reshoots we'll just punch in real close it was atrocious and also Zach Efron played a

fictional character so I don't know why his fictional character's storyline needed to be I am racist to the girl that I like and so is my family and I'm not actually going to apologize I'm just going to have I'm going to sing a song to her to be like you forgive me you get it right apology the song was the apology oh god and the writing of the LF I can't I can't hey but speaking of sienna miller isn't she in that no that's the other one that's the other blonde with the hair it's the one who sings carrie mulligan i don't know no the greatest michelle williams oh i'm having a bar not even the what what you don't think sienna miller and michelle williams ever no michelle williams is sienna miller if sienna miller sang she takes the sienna miller roles

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30 years. Okay, so on another note, what's your favorite, oh, why would I ask you your favorite movie musical? It's Grease. I don't know why that was a question. Oh, guess what? So, Grease did play at one of the outdoor

theaters last weekend and Mott's was like Mott's on he goes I'm literally going to text Melissa and I was like I swear to God if you text her

and you tell her that there's not I'm not doing that I'm not going I refuse to go I would have gone by myself that's true I had other options

well I felt I would have felt bad because I would have because I was like he's like what if I text Melissa and then I tell her to tell Mary and I was like

no don't change our plans so now we're seeing Grease no and I had already bought movie tickets too exactly and that made me feel better

what are you going to see next um i'm gonna see the new denzel washington slash spike lee slash asap rocky movie do you know who's one of my mutuals is in it who jensen on tiktok she's a singer i thought she just had a song in the um in the in the movie jensen mccray she had like posted something i don't even know if it was like friends only or maybe it wasn't but it was like when spike lee slides into your dms and asks you to be on the soundtrack like you do it and i was like holy shit and then she like reposted this clip of being like can't believe i sang to denzel washington and i'm like oh you're actually physically it she has like a scene where she's singing to him and i was like that's insane

incredible yeah i really want to see it yeah that and fantastic four if i can find it you can find it is it already out of theaters it's not an ipig what are they putting back what are they putting an ipig oh it wasn't even in there last week i'm sorry that's how the freak i didn't even think they were gonna get freaky friday freakier friday freakier friday was a given you think so yeah and i pick yeah it's a disney movie well i guess fantastic no yeah fantastic four is too maybe they they were like only one disney at a time maybe that's what it is um yeah so that's what I'll be seeing next perhaps Saturday I don't know after my big shock of the week that I'm not ready to talk about I was about to say I wasn't gonna bring that up I did not think

I told Mats about it and Mats was like oh my I shouldn't even text like and I was like don't text he's like he's like that what I've processed it okay I feel like I'm still processing I know you're still processing but yeah so after this the shock of my life not even life the shock of the week um i've just been kind of chilling you know yeah no you you you got it it's it's how you it's like a decompressing as well as as uh processing yeah i call my mom and she was immediately going into fixer mode i was like stop oh my god please stop same fucking stop they're both capricorns i was about to say isn't your own capricorn there is something that makes me like i like have to time when i tell him something because i'm like it makes me irrationally

angry that like suddenly i'm like now like defensive of the bad situation that i'm in where i'm just like i don't even know what i'm defending right now but like you're solving of this suddenly we're on opposing sides and i don't know how that happened but like i'm just getting so annoyed with you also she doesn't know what she's looking at yeah yeah and doesn't know being like well i solved the problem i go no you didn't this is a you just wasted your time and you handed me something that is i don't want the fuck to do with this like this is irrelevant it doesn't make any sense in this con oh my god it drives me it drives me so crazy when i've complained about like being like god i really wish i was like getting more auditions once like why don't you

call your agents and ask them to give you more auditions and I was like what if you just call Taylor up like that makes okay for sure for sure and then it's like well why are you like you so you don't want to do that like you're arguing like what I'm like that's just not let me complain let me complain there's nothing to do nothing to do uh well what are your plans for this weekend our heat wave did you know we were having a heat wave yes I did I got a notification on my phone yeah that really was alarming going to see those two movies that i said okay which that's in pulled air conditioning but also this is the weekend that everything shut down too right was it is no no so we're we're all hot boxing our own homes the part that's really alarming to me

is that like it doesn't like look like it's gonna be that hot but it is at least like what is it uh it feels the feels like temperature is like five to ten degrees hotter so i'm like oh cool so when it's like 98 it's gonna feel like 108 i've decided that i think we're gonna go old school with whatever our because we want to go see a movie too but we're gonna go old school with one of our other um super powerful air conditionings and i think we're gonna go to the library it's gonna probably be packed let's go early before it gets packed i was like i think that's when it is packed because that's when kids go it should go during nap time so we'll see you should look at the schedule and see when they're doing like reading stuff with kids and go on the

opposite times that's that's we should do that perfect and then i i'm starting a new conspiracy theory which is why are flights to denver so expensive like something seems up um why are you going so because we were possibly going to go for labor day weekend and like we were going to go with my brother-in-law and sister-in-law and they've got them two and then two kids and they could not find flights for them total and one of them's literally not even two yet for less than four thousand dollars and like i looked at like it was like nine hundred dollars to go to denver and i was like this makes no sense so i don't know what's going on there so we're not going to be going anymore which is fine and mom says that he's he's tired of golf now i was like that's

in the last two weeks maximum it's like i just i don't want to golf for a while i'm just i'm i golfed so much i'm like no game for sure did he enjoy his trip oh he loved his trip he had such a good time he bought so much merch but it was like it was really beautiful he sent lots of pictures someone dm'd me being like hey like not to be parasocial but like saw months at banded dunes i work there wanted to say hi and i was like oh my god he would have died but it's like it's just very pretty and it looks very marco and like i don't know if he'd let me he'd be okay with me showing this picture of him but i'll send it to you nice he looks like like like a golfer you know like it's very very golfery that's what i like i'm done with this fucking athleisure for

golf i'm done with these stretchy stretchy shirts like he's making um deals with cigars and i'm like if you're gonna golf get the outfits he won't do the i'm at the point where i want him in like an argyle sweater vest high socks and that little hat it's not gonna happen but i'm like i'm just really done with like give it 20 years a quarter zip i'm really done with performance wear like and also this whole like well i need mobility i go you don't but also like they make these clothing for golfing therefore there is mobility in it you'll be fine

and this yeah I just I hate the current golf style of like all that shit I hate that like thin shiny material of like athletic wear yuck yuck this is classic that's what I like

Also, I want to talk about AI and imagery. one when you're looking at housing things do not put so much ai into it that it's indistinguishable from the actual photos to the point where it doesn't make sense anymore why am i looking at from this angle a kitchen but then from this angle which it should still be the kitchen from a different angle it's now the living room it doesn't make sense also make floor plans floor plans we need floor plans on every listing but in addition food delivery apps stop putting ai food on like what is this oh that looks like how they would sell like one of those like um like do you have those chocolate fiber things from the pharmacy it looks like it looks

like they would use that for something else yes also like i'm okay if you want to illustrate food like draw with a pen and paper like you want to draw something and like have it be like a cupcake like kitschy and cute for sure but i don't like when it's like this isn't real but we want you to think it's real there was a restaurant that i was looking at on tiktok and their food looked good and then they're in a different post they were like come try our new it was something with like fries it was a loaded fry type situation but it was ai and everybody in the comments was like why would we try this new item that we don't even know what it actually looks like what is in this yeah i keep getting these like ads on tiktok of like burgers and stuff that are like not real

and i'm like okay i mean you're already doing all of these cheats and stuff when you're selling food in commercials but like at least at least it is food and also like that kind of hack stuff is is cool like i had an old teacher who worked in advertising and he like taught us this one who at ADHD needs one who taught me like I was all about like you know mashed potatoes for ice cream and all of these different kinds of things and it was like oh this is cool it's like a unique creative job that you don't think is creative necessarily or typically and now I'm like now it's just a computer and you're just like bop bop bop false advertisement I tried to see if there was some place I could report it there's not of course not right they should it shouldn't be

allowed no i agree i wholeheartedly agree have you discovered have you watched any of the ashby stuff i sent you yet ashby the lorax you've sent it to me yeah where on instagram or no tiktok i think or i dm'd it to you but she dresses up as the lorax oh yeah yeah yeah i thought you meant it was something called Ashby, not somebody's name. Oh, no, no. Yeah, we talked about it already. I think she's debuting a new character,

which seems to be Lord Farquaad. Okay. And I'm excited. I'm excited for you. Thank you. You know what I did yesterday on my walk? I, without headphones on, because I like to be aware of my surroundings,

I listened and just walked for over an hour because I was obsessed with it, watching Elandria and Nyx. They did a live together. And here I am. i'm just walking fully grown adult woman cheesing at my phone smiling laughing out loud as i'm just watching them on on their fucking tiktok live i was like this is so embarrassing yeah you have your your get the word get i'm trying not to be offensive to who to you oh that's fine

no it's not why were you gonna make a swirl comment or are you gonna make okay but i'm very aware of the discourse around this around the community the community is called so fucking goofy i know but so it is i'm obsessed though well she's i tried to look at them and he's just i can't i'm not i don't i don't like it it makes me feel weird that's fair that's fair i am obsessed with them yeah i know i i tried to give it a go what did you give a go what part i looked i've looked at several of the tiktoks that have posts that have popped up i've looked at the clips that you've sent me and it just nothing about this makes me feel okay well it's weird it's just the look on his face i don't like it drunken love where he just looks he looks like

a baby intoxicated he looks like an adult baby like goo goo ga ga over somebody yeah yeah it's very proper name proper face but uh at least with that we get some literature but also what about this he was he was in her live just watching as a fan sent her thousands of dollars worth of gifts okay no i'm just saying that a baby doesn't have money their nicks collab No, they wouldn't have gotten paid for that yet. It's out. For sure. But I think they still have more promo to do.

Okay. So it's just recycling the millennial theory. I mean, he models. I think he's... And he's a nurse. Okay. Does that scare you that he's a nurse? Yes.

It scares... That is a... It terrifies me. Is he a nurse to children? Like, what kind of nurse is he? A travel nurse. That terrifies me, Megan. Hey, here's the thing.

Like... I love when a medical professional can hard shut their brain off when they're gone, when they don't need to be like that. I think if you'd watch the show, you would enjoy him more. I did watch him on the show. No, you watched the worst episode of all time. I watched, we scammed through a lot of episodes. It wasn't just one episode.

That's true. You also don't like the show as a whole. yeah but the other couple from the last season they're fine yeah they were fine it's just funny because a lot of people do find nick and cordell like they've they they really like each other that they're like they think everyone they're like oh these they're very similar i didn't get that at all i don't know that i've got like i think they both like are both goofy on social media in the same way but i mean honestly like yeah i like i do see i do see some some parallels there um but finally i just want to give a shout out to our governor gavin newsom and his social media team when they go low we go lower and i'm the fact that he's just now tweeting like trump in all

caps and like it's just funny and i thought someone was like by the way guys this has this gonna keep going for the next three whole year yeah so i'm really wondering what phase two is i want to give a shout out to the lady that is running his social media account i don't know her name but i know it's a woman and i know it's a latina woman yep there the the whole team is is absolutely crushing it as soon as i just typed it in uh social media uh callow news popped up and it said the latina and governor and governor gavin newsom's social media team what's her name camille zapata she looks hella cool in her picture that they used on this website people are also now just discovering um gavin newsom's wife

who if anyone didn't know used to be george clooney from marin she's a marin kid and everybody saw someone being like you know she she she's she's she's got that first lady yeah yeah yeah i saw somebody that guy that was it was a black man just so that we get this yes okay that's why i'm glad you're bringing up i can't bring this up and saying it's important to the story it's important to the story but he is trolling in the same way that Gavin Newsom's team is trolling but saying that

the current First Lady is too woke. We can't have this Eastern We can't have an immigrant but also we can't have this Eastern European we need to get back to real white real American white

and say it's too woke to have an immigrant and he is clearly being funny and trolling in the same way that the republicans are trolling and then it's just talking about gavin newsom's wife being just like a good white woman and it's just like it's very and he's talking about that like hair color all of it like it's getting like very neat but it was it was the delivery was so so fucking funny and the comments were also top tier yes because it was if you listened with if you like everybody in the comments are people of color that's what i'm saying

so if you but no one is it's not that he started the video saying like as a black person like it's not that it's like if you took away and you just had the transcript as well as the comments you'd be like holy fucking shit but it's like nobody broke character like everybody like it was a full commitment to it um and it like mott's overheard it and he's like what the fuck are you yes i was like sorry it's quite hilarious um so yeah i i love seeing people discover uh our our hot and then months for the first time saw him and fits together exactly check out spotify see i'm about to be me about to be me and then we called it the fact that the rest of the world is just now catching up i hope our listeners i hope you guys feel like hold it over your friend's head that

you're like i actually knew about newsom for like a long time ago because i'm gonna let's talk about him and i want everyone also to look up jerry brown and i want you to know that this is why i was so happy when like going from this this um oh my god what was he san francisco governor wasn't he in princess diaries oh my god was he hold on because it takes place in san francisco we that it was like no that was willie brown who was the um was he not mayor he was mayor he was mayor so she was mayor during that time of princess diaries and he's in different brown just want to say different brown willie brown willie brown he was in princess diaries when they're going at the end but he's there's rain in the forecast and he says something

like the rain doesn't pour down on willie brown or something like that before going yes yes um but i just want everyone to look at the difference of like what jerry brown looks like and then just know that like how we how we women gay men and anybody who's attracted to newsome the celebration that we have and i said finally all is right with the world a hottie is back in office and i'm not gonna say that jerry brown was like i just sent you a picture of him younger with hair say he never did it for me younger i know some people don't think that he had a hard time like himself with hair on top i think it looks like sam rockwell is playing him with prosthetics like it looks like a sam rockwell character where they go give him a hair give him prosthetics and give

him a hair piece so like i never found him i know some people did but this is why i also think like you have a limit for how long you can be in office specifically also in california because if you don't age hot then you got to get out like it is crucial and imperative that anyone who's holding office in california is hot like that is also as a state like how are you representing our state if you're not going to be hot like that is our reputation yeah i hate this man's fucking face and by the way he photographs a lot better than it really looks so um just so happy so happy that everybody's discovering there's some and i love that mots for the first time i got to see him and fits together in the same room i was like wait no they literally have done those multiple times

i was just like wait what yep yep yep yeah pretty funny and also update y'all didn't hear it but my reddit was in fact compromised they have just sent me the thing to redo everything that's crazy yeah um okay well that's the end of our episode we hope you all enjoyed stay tuned for we'll actually have a great weekend and check back in on Monday hold on

whoever was compromising my account yes they created a post in something called rate my haircut I can't see it because it's been deleted now

wait what about those And it says, it's like, how many of these AI creations do we have to put up with? Rate my hair. Like, I have so many comments from people. And so many messages. What was this person doing on my account? Wait, how much karma did you have prior? I don't know.

Because I'm like, I'm wondering if that was like why they felt it. Wait, so what's the username? We'll cut this out. I'm not telling you my username. Oh, okay, fine. Then here, I'll send you this website. I'm not telling you my username. I know, I'm sending you the website.

it should let you see depending on how recent it was the deleted post oh I know how to do that what did they do to my account I want to know so bad also they were in some thing called gym help making posts

it was a bot clearly but and then I have so many like requests and I got permanently banned from something oh my god also have messages from

somebody called Mr. Ride My Face what were they posting on my account sex oh my gosh okay well that's the end of the episode join us on Monday for

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