Don't Blame Me! - FF: Pee Fetish

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

This week, things get... interesting. Melisa's world bends as she experiences time blindness for the first time, leaving her questioning the very fabric of reality (and her to-do list). Meanwhile, Meghan's content creation takes an unexpected turn, resulting in accidental piss fetish content that's... well, let's say it's memorable. On the bright side, Meghan's diving headfirst into the drama of "Paradise," providing the perfect escape from her accidental fetish fame. Ever the organizer, Melisa is still battling the chaos of her house, and getting some truly bizarre LinkedIn offers along the way. But it's not all chaos! The duo takes a moment to dissect the viral trend of people learning complex dances online. Is it a symptom of our hyper-connected world? A way to find community? Or just a fun way to kill time? And finally, I'd like you to prepare yourself. Meghan, in her infinite wisdom, introduces Melisa (and you, dear listeners) to the legendary, the iconic, the utterly bewildering: The Thizzle Dance. Will Melisa embrace the chaos? Will Meghan ever recover from her content mishap? Tune in to find out! Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [e-mail] (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - [e-mail] DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. hi megan hi how was it for you to experience your first um iteration of time blindness which is something i suffer with on the day i woke up at eight o'clock and i had blocked out how much time i needed for everything and then i went to text you and be like hey i'm i'm running like 10 minutes late i'll be ready at 11 10 yeah and uh it was 11 40 and i also texted you first yes and also and that was me after like i i was just my phone was down because i was like just like straightening stuff up and getting ready and stuff i thought i had so much time do you know what i did i meditate i cleaned my ice machine melissa i was like i have so much time and then

i was like i am ahead of schedule yeah and then i was like oh nope i'm running a little it was i need to clean a little longer than i thought i'm just 10 minutes late i don't know what happened i honestly don't know what happened i i think about that all the time like for me people have the questions like where do the bobby pins go where does socks go for me it is where does time go like because what do you mean it's been five minutes but it was 11 a.m and now it's three o'clock like like i i felt like i truly lost i still feel like that i don't understand what the hell happened because you have a new brush every time we talk i don't know what happened because i was like i'm so on time i that is me every day

so like you never have to explain yourself to me i get it i get it on a deeper level that i wish i didn't relate so deeply the thing is with you texting me about when you when do you want to start that had nothing to do with me texting you like i my phone oh that's so funny it was just me picking up my phone to text you to tell you hey i'm running 10 minutes late oh that's so funny yeah it's when time does that i'm like that's like such a cruel and fucked up thing because why would you give me no warning what do you yeah what do you mean suddenly far more time has passed than we thought initially fucked up absolutely fucked up so no worries um and you know i feel little bit closer to because now you understand my my daily issue just you no you've not not at

all i just washed my hair and it's too flat i don't like it okay i like it it's just too flat like my you just watched it yeah my headphones are sitting tightly on my head oh that's claustrophobic you're like no no no there's actually supposed to be a little bit more gaps and air between these things i understand oh sorry what have you been up to this week great question um i peed in a in a jug i then accidentally made piss piss fetish content um i have so far gotten two offers of people trying to buy the jug off of me and i'm like love your enthusiasm are you gonna be able to test my cortisol levels as well um i if i had seen those before when i was dealing with what i dealt with at the like lab i honestly might have been like yeah let me pick up this jug

and give this to someone who cares how much are they offering no they didn't say and i don't there's one thing like i don't want to give you my bottom like yeah like it's one thing if i send you my draws after i've pissed like you know a little damp that's dried up a little bit but the stench is still there um but like a whole jug where like what are you gonna do with it i feel like you're gonna make me of a crime scene like do you mean like yes like that's too much yeah no i feel the exact same way and i didn't know if i was being an idiot because i was like i i also wouldn't give someone a lock of my hair for the same reason there's so much piss in that jug what are you doing with all this piss and unfortunately there wasn't enough room in the

jug for all of this so i just want to say um and you'd love to hear this but you are right because we talked about before where you were like megan you're gonna fill this up so fast and i was like hey melissa we don't actually know if i pee as much as we think i pee because you know i i'm like my pee stream's not that and like maybe it only feels so long because in the bathroom when you kept being like no no again you pee so much and for so long you act like hold on you're right when there used to be you me and two other people that would be along with the recording plus a guest and we would all go to the bathroom together who were we waiting on every time me i just was wondering i was like maybe i'm i don't know we have to talk i'm just talking about

averages just averages you were we were always waiting like i could have went and got a drink and then come back and peed again you had done that sometimes where you're like bitch i went in and out like i put my lunch in the microwave and it will be by the time that you're and i came back and you're still peeing but you're right like it's now see how amanda's doing oh yeah has she ever peed in a jug she probably she had a whole bunch of medical tests yeah she was like she was really on that game when we were like she was like i'm getting shit done which that's what my vibe was as well and then insurance hit me like a ton of bricks but um i will say not to sound crazy because i know it's gonna sound crazy the next day i was like kind of miss pissing in

the jug because i wish that i had gotten two they should have given me two no one even told me that i should have two no one gave me the option like no one's like no one even like literally come like there was no conversation about what if i fill it up i asked they're like oh you can't fill it up too much or too little and i was like well i'm not really concerned about too little but i was like but if the fact that they were saying that like they never even brought up that i should have a second so i was like oh okay this is like i'm not good with spatial awareness i'm like this must be more than enough but i really want to do it again and i want them to give me i think they should give me three jugs i don't think i'll feel three but i think that that's how i won't be

i won't be like i won't be like holding back yes so um but i did learn something new about me which is uh that in a single p which was like a it wasn't my longest p like at all uh it was 800 milliliters which someone commented who is a nurse and they were like wait most people's bladder can't even hold 800 milliliters at one time that's probably mine probably holds about 200 yeah that's like not uncommon like that's more that is more common and it's like you must have like a quite a large bladder i'm like thank you like i don't know you do have things that are not in the right places maybe it made more room for your bladder maybe that's why my ovaries are hiding and my fucking uterus is backwards because they said we had to make room for this gargantuan

fucking bladder that's taking up all this goddamn space um but i yeah it was so and i also didn't take any beta blockers because those i know can like make you pee more and so i was like really like on top of that but like they didn't tell me like not to i don't know but i guess like everything wrong with me makes you pee more in general so like oh this makes sense but i just like i want to do it again and i want to see like what my real output is you can honestly just buy some containers and piss in them if you look like that's like the guy who used to live in my childhood bedroom like no and then you can dump it piss and dump no i could tell you that way you can no we're not sending that much dna to people i know it's it's that foul but um like are you

using these for a test are you trying to pass something they won't be able to tell that this came from a vagina anatomy but like there's a vagina present where this p is happening yeah there is no penis um but i don't know if they're gonna have me redo it they might and i'm gonna be honest like it seems like you're real game for this to be honest i am now well now i know what i'm now that i understand now you've had practice yeah you're ready to get to the big game i will say though bitch if if i have to have two of them let alone three i'm gonna have to make bots take me to that appointment because i can't carry all of those true they are when you might have to get a wagon no i thought about that the one that's fantastic

then we went to the movies i was like oh god i'm gonna have to i need to go to costco get that covered wagon like okay the oregon trail of my piss like follow the leader like it but anyways i was like this is um such a interesting such an interesting experience and i was grossed out mox was like so not fucking grossed out and there was like a time that i was like oh shit i think i accidentally left it in the bathroom and he goes hey i grabbed it to put in the fridge and i was like yeah he goes so we were putting in the fridge you forgot to get the cooler we didn't forget i spent the whole fucking weekend trying to find a cooler the coolers nope the cooler oh it's not cooler it's not cooler season that's the problem and i was like are you and by the way and i think

everyone else in the rest of the country world country i can only speak for knows what we're talking about i do think it's fucking diabolical that we in california also adhere to these insane four season standards about what's available in stores we sell bikinis year round year round we sell bikinis we do not sell coolers year-round we also do not sell what was the other one that was like something like uh that was like quote-unquote summary that i was like but we use this all the fucking time like don't do that don't like oh bug spray was fucking impossible it's impossible to find i'm like come on we still have mosquitoes like please please please please please yes i get worse but so we searched and searched and the only ones we could find were like the yeti ones

that were like 300 and i was like i don't want to like i think that's more expensive than my fridge like i would have brought it i'm probably by closer to the beach they probably had them like the marina ralph's probably had it um there's two right next door to each other i don't know why but i would have brought one if i would have known you should let me know well i finally mocked it's like we're putting it in the fridge like chill the fuck out it is fine but then he like pulls it out of the fridge again he goes yeah this is heavy and i go put that piss jug down like he has zero qualms he was just like whatever so um i'm i guess if i have to do it again he's gonna have to come with me and what are you just gonna have to carry a jug

do you know what it was like to be in that room with a jug of piss for me i would have felt empowered like no one knows what i've got over here unfortunately the bag does say biohazard liquid gold yeah but that could have been anything could have been an organ for all they knew yeah there is a distinct sloshing sound it's an organ and water could have been yeah you know when they when you're donating things who knows what they what this what was being studied back there yeah i don't think most people would think that someone would be carrying around that large bag of piss no because i also think that like i wasn't expecting it when she pulled out the

family size gatorade for me to pee into i was like this never crossed my mind that this is what i would be doing when west jet first took flight in 1996 the vibes were a bit different people thought denim on denim was peak fashion inline skates were everywhere and two out of three women rocked the rachel while those things stayed in the 90s one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when west jet welcomes you on board here's to west jetting since 96 travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years and then i saw my nephew's first t-ball game he looked so cute he was adorable he did lose

his mitt already so he had to have an adult-sized mitt how did he manage to do that lose it yeah he left it somewhere after their practice they had one practice um my brother-in-law is a coach he's the assistant captain okay did he play baseball no looks like he did he either looks like he played or he's allergic to grass honestly could be both he might have played when he was like younger ish but motz was like he doesn't have much hand at coordination motz will always say that he's the athletic one um but he might have played it a little bit i'm surprised motz isn't out there oh my Melissa when he was like not sure if he was gonna do it Mott's is pressuring him into it and I was like I can do it like that's what I'll do it like that's fine I'll do it like

and I was like oh god like he there was one kid who was like sobbing like just so unhappy and miserable and it was like everybody was like come on it'll be fine I'm like this kid is heaving like get him get him it is truly not that serious at all but they were super cute um there's like one kid who was like so cocky and i like got a video trying to get a video of my nephew because he was a little bit bored and he started picking um up uh a dandelions and blowing them because he didn't like he wanted to hit or run he didn't like being out in the field um and i was trying to get a video of him and i got a video of uh one of his peers who was like this is my first time playing and by the way i am amazing and i sent to my sister-in-law she was like oh his parents are

going to love this so it was really cute and i enjoyed it that was really fucking early 9 a.m when why was oh it was um the first time i went back home after covid i was at noah's t-ball game and my dad played in like the minor league so he thinks he's hot shit um and he was really out there trying to coach these kids and they were like didn't care this was now they care a lot more even noah didn't care then it wasn't his strong sport it's still he's a football star which i hate like i don't want to play football but um so uh baseball is his second sport and now he's very good at it too so like the way that my dad is out there it's ridiculous no that's monty's fucking dream like it is literally his dream and i'm just like

and he's like i bet our kid's gonna do musical theater and i was like i'm so sorry do you think my unathletic genes are so strong that they're gonna have to do theater and by the way that also require like requires skill like you don't have any of that skill like what yeah mine's not like my traits aren't gonna absolutely trumpet like everything about me is recessive like we're gonna be lucky if i look related to this kid let alone have any of the same like any of those traits they'll probably just have adhd like that's the only thing i can like it's like more this is what i'm passing no that's like truly the likelihood of what i can pass on in whatever the punt square like that's probably the most likely thing um but that's like his

absolute dream i played softball in fifth and sixth grade that was good i put me in one time i got put in for pitcher oh never pitched before struck out everybody damn girl it was like everybody was like what the fuck is going on and i was like i honestly don't know it's something i don't know it it really did overcome me the next game i didn't do as like they were like you're going in first and i was like okay and i did i don't really hear because i didn't love it but it was my dad yeah he wanted me to play and i i liked playing sports um but softball which wasn't my thing um and uh i got it still did really well but it wasn't the strikeout that i had done the day before but i got like the golden mitt at the end of the year oh my god where is that now

who knows we i told you we moved so much my parents at one point there's still like a whole bunch of stuff in the garage and they just had somebody come pick up all the shit in the garage they're like we don't care what's out there and it's too much to even figure out yeah but like we've lost numerous family photos oh you know i guess it's before the digital age just a casualty of the moving around all the time that's not uncommon yeah it is funny though because neither of us um i'm gonna be generous and say are strong swimmers but much like you in softball as a kid i had like a family member who i think played baseball or like something uh and i i did not grow up with any of those parents who are like let's go take the mid out and play catch i was

like um i'm gonna hang out and play by myself because nobody's home so when this family member was like oh let's like see if you can do it and they were like kind of like nagging me being a bit of a dick about it and uh it started with like t-ball and i like hit it crazy far the first time and they were like what the fuck and then they like kept doing it on the t and then in like 20 minutes they started just throwing it and i'm like cracking the fucking bat took me to the batting cage as like an eight-year-old and i was smashing it and i was like i just don't want to run though i don't like that and i don't want to slide and get dirty my sister megan was the same way too she could hit the ball so far but she can't i mean she's like a long she enjoyed long distance

running but baseball you gotta sprint to them bases and she was not into it so she was like as long as i hit it far i can get to the base no that was that was exactly it and i was like okay like and I remember we had to we did softball in high school middle school PE something like that um and I just remember like the pitching was just so so bad they're not pitching to hit it well because they want to get you out and so I'm just like oh this is so much effort and I don't want to run and so I just like really phoned it in and I'm like could it could have done it like i i was good at that part and so i just i keep telling moths i'm like and i danced i'm like that also takes coordination so i'm like our kid could be athletic it could have

been a pinch hitter yeah they tried to get me here's the thing they tried to get me to play volleyball too and i like wasn't bad at that but again i will never ever ever in my life dive for a ball in a sport like i'm just not gonna do that like i'm never going to like oh my god i got i'm sliding across like i'm trying so hard like if it comes to me if what's meant for me will come to me and if it's not you're not about to slide on my fucking kneecaps it scares me my um i actually played softball in a league like it would have been 2019 it was i was gonna say that's a big la adult pastime my friend she played and she's really good at um softball and so they needed somebody sub in i was like okay where can i go get a glove because i'm

not touching where somebody else's hand has been so i wouldn't play and i had on this sweatshirt that said popcorn on and everybody was calling me popcorn oh my god you're on those sports i know it was it was yeah but i was like i don't like these balls flying at my face in much of the same way on clueless when they said it um and so i just kind of you know i was like put me in the outfield but people were hitting in the outfield and i didn't like that either no so i said just let me let me go farther yeah um so but it was fun for that day i should find that glove maybe i'll take it back home and play with noah and mj when i go because i do throw footballs with him hey that's a skill even just throwing the fucking football yeah i think i

learned how to do that too that same summer and then i said screw this i want to sing in a musical theater where's broadway they're like okay this kid didn't want to get dirty i had a glitter i like i had like my clothes my outfits i understand um have you finally started watching no fuck melissa i don't even know what you're gonna say but whatever it is is no you know what i'm gonna say i have to write a lot for my class and i have soap operas i just want you to know that i understand how you feel now when something is so topical and i'm not watching it and you know that i will eventually watch it and i know that i will eventually watch it but i am not watching it at the moment i'll talk about it sterling k brown we're talking about paradise

mott's literally as soon because i kept telling him i was like apparently episode seven's crazy and i was like that's what i heard want to get to episode seven and we got like episode six mott's paused like nine times he goes are you sure they didn't say episode six and i was like i think they said seven i think they said seven i think and he was like i just don't know how it's gonna get crazier and I was like I think we're getting like the origin I think we're getting the story I think we're like because similar like a lot of Dan Fogelman stuff like it's a lot of flashback and present day like the whole time and I was like I think we're gonna be piecing it together a lot more and not just from one person's POV because that's what a lot of it is it's just

like their experience like I think we're gonna get kind of like a bird's eye of what happened and i was just like gasping the whole time don't that's enough don't say he was gonna say though but mott's literally afterwards was like i would bet you so much money that that episode has completely re-ranked like all of the cinephiles best television episodes in history he was like there's no way that this has not like knocked not only like knocked something off the list but like knocked something in the top five top ten he's like i don't know if i've ever seen a better episode of tv and i just it's phenomenal and i can't wait for you to watch it yeah that's one of those shows i'll sit down and binge and take a whole day to do and then yeah it's not long

i'll do it don't worry i'll do it they automatically renewed it so that's how i knew it was going to be an excellent show also all the press that sterling k brown is doing for it just makes me fall in because i was already obsessed with him and separately i'm also obsessed with his wife adore and um then like they have their podcast out which i haven't listened to but i've seen enough clips on it to love their rapport and just like her also giving commentary on it while he's just like sitting in the room on his phone um on the uh show so i'm looking forward to it i have saved everything that i've come across so that i can watch it after so it will be the thing that i will be obsessed with then you're gonna be like okay i don't remember that but don't worry

i'll eventually get there i i i it's it's phenomenal like and the episodes aren't long and there's only eight of them like it's really great i will watch it all one saturday right now for a limited time everyone's part of the buick team even you buick's employee pricing for you event is on now get a purchase credit of up to three thousand one hundred and sixty eight dollars on a 2026 buick envision surround yourself with signature buick refinement from an available massaging driver's seat to an expansive panoramic moonroof and a stunning ultra wide 30 inch diagonal screen don't miss buick's employee pricing for you event visit buick.ca for more details real canadian superstore has everything you need this back to school season save on lunchbox savers

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don't say that to me I could have because all my plans got cancelled this weekend because I was supposed to do something with Sonam and she's sick and I was also supposed to do something with Samantha and she's sick they both have the same thing she got better and then got worse again

yikes yeah so um they don't know each other but they both have the same illness because they both got better and then got worse and it's like yeah sinus stuff or is it like a norovirus norovirus probably okay that's horrible yep that's actually i'm so afraid of norovirus melissa i know as am i um but knock on wood i have no wood near me but um are you doing anything this weekend good question what is this weekend um i have to do a tape and we picked up stuff to like start painting the living room but the weather we're finally getting rain now yeah and it is a it is late in the season for us like usually if we reach this point we're we're not getting any rain and so now i'm like okay this does too moist

yeah this is not like too moist as in like go away like too moist as in you can't paint because it's too moist it will never dry yeah like so that's been annoying but um i think we'll like come up with some other i've been like making like lists of all these other plans to do for house stuff but uh you know i i think mostly what i have to do is figure out my insurance oh yeah which by the way we can talk more about that though and oh you're right next tuesday when you do the results um yeah i've been i'm slowly but surely getting these closets into tip-top shape i finally put together you know i ordered all those pieces to make a table if you wait as long to watch paradise as you did to actually do the closet and then specifically

the table what r.i.p to me oh my god i forgot what it was supposed to even look like at this point wow yeah and it's heavy because i got i remember iron legs so then the table won't fall over because the regular table you fall you got to put sandbags on it so it's just heavy and the problem was remember um the company that i got the top from like went out of business or something they just disappeared and i couldn't figure out the part what parts i needed to screw stuff in so what i did was i got liquid nails oh and i don't know why i didn't realize that earlier it was literally two dollars i could have had this done years ago we did that with our bookshelves and like we spent like probably five days trying to like do all of these different like ways to like

make something make it work and we were like literally brought the things to fucking lows and we're trying to find the exact match and we're not like maybe this could be similar and then finally we just saw liquid nails there and after like five days and i was like why is this not the number one suggested thing literally don't know i've got rid of a lot of things didn't know it was raining this week there are the bike is on my side and also like the that metal table uh-huh that yeah okay yeah but it's not my living room so what bike would oh you don't mean the desk bike okay not my peloton i was like i think you should

i would be angry about my peloton yeah i was like i think we should pause and you should go bring it inside no no the desk bike yeah and i will say that it is a weird level of moistness in the air because yesterday it just grizzled all day it was storming over here oh we had sounds of storms but then i went outside the rain a soft pitter patter starting tuesday night it was storming oh yeah ours has been like because i was like cash a l x a is it raining because i didn't feel like getting up and they're like yeah because i didn't know if it was just heavy wind speaking of weather bitch were you how how was that earthquake for you barely anything i heard it coming first it came from a different direction than it usually comes

yeah because we've been fucking beverly hills yeah it usually comes from the east what do you mean there's a fault beverly hit like the way that i'm picturing everybody in beverly hills losing their minds i heard it also somebody on tiktok was like i've been here 10 years and this scared me and i was like really i just heard it coming and i was fine and they're like i had my air pods and i was like okay yeah where we were it was like long as hell it shook but the sound came after which i hate because for me i you you usually hear the sound first and so then i go an earthquake is coming yeah and then you got it but then when the sound comes after i go is something else coming like i already can feel the earthquake so what is this sound now a warning

of and i have to remember megan it's just traveling at a slightly different speed it's the same thing you're not about to have a tsunami or whatever and i'm like okay um and then i asked i was like we should probably get up literally i'm closer to beverly hills than you are like i barely felt anything i think it has to be a fault the way that line aspect yeah like where you land on that or whatever or maybe it wasn't even maybe it ended up not i think it's rumored beverly hills maybe it wasn't confirmed that it was beverly hills um but uh i then had to go through earthquake protocol with mots because i was like okay so like that was a pretty long one what you know what should we have done and he was like go outside and i was like no what like and then i

was like wait do you know what to do when there's an earthquake he was like you like sit and wait and i was like so no and so then i literally made him go through what i had gone through every single year multiple times a year starting in kindergarten preschool really with an earthquake drill and then i did an earthquake drill and we talked about the different door the doorways we should stand in the doorways we shouldn't stand in and then we talked about uh getting under large pieces of furniture but then we talked about the most important thing is being far away from the windows and so you have to pick and choose whatever but if you're near a window under a big piece of furniture no go farther away from that and we like ranked it all um and i was like

damn you didn't learn any of this but at the same time i learned nothing about tornadoes or snow colorado oh i forgot to ask him how he says it yeah the amount of times i've been in tornado stuff yeah i would have no idea what to do and kyle uh is living in nashville right now and he should go hang out with candace he got a tornado warning i'll tell him he would love that they had a tornado warning and he's texting me like what the fuck do i do and i was like don't text me talk to a neighbor like say like he could have googled and got the answer faster than texting you it's just like pictures of him and like very like chic cute clothes like like being like i guess i'm getting water like what what's coming and then um he then there was

a snowstorm the next day and i was like damn yeah it's a whiplash area and then it'll probably like be 80 degrees tomorrow yeah um i grew up sometimes we'd go in the hallway and then duck and cover our heads or sometimes it'd be under a desk but hallways usually because there's no windows in the hallways so what state that did they do that earthquake preparedness all of them oh that's no that's not earthquake that's tornado oh you never did earthquake no but i watched enough tv in the 90s that took place in on the west coast that i they did earthquakes on the shows and they told you like save by the bell california dreams 90210 i wasn't supposed to be watching that but they did an earthquake it wasn't like a drill it was like there was an earthquake and then they

had to go yeah i i that one that one we just that one was i it was i would say it's like up top like 10 that i felt in la nothing would ever be the one as a kid it broke my top three or bottom three oh yeah it's it's so weird how that works like i was literally like i didn't it didn't even sway i didn't feel anything like i felt like a i heard it coming and there's a little rumble and i was like lying in bed naked and i was like okay and then it came like i did have this is one where i did have enough time to get up and get into you said to get in the hallway i said i thought about it too which i was like that's what i said we should have gotten up and mom's was like to do what and i was like oh uh-oh we have to figure this out but

i thought the same thing like when it goes out a little too long you go okay so should i have yeah sorry i'm like where i guess i get in the closet is where i should go okay next time as long as you don't have shelves yeah there's no shelves there's just clothes in there i don't know you've been rearranging your closets i don't know what they're in there now i mean there is a shelf and it has empty like containers on it but they're not heavy they're like cloth containers that's fine yeah you're totally but those are coming out whenever i somebody reached out to me to do like some market research thing and they said they'd pay me 250 for less than an hour of my time and i said okay now i can buy the things for two of the

things for two of my closets oh sick see maybe i'm gonna start telling my piss we all have skills melissa yeah yeah yeah and urinating urinate urinating is one of mine yeah it's not my fault i'm so good at it i blame the bubba keg somebody asked me i did another survey like two weeks ago it was 15 minutes long they gave me 150 dollars i'm just linkedin i was gonna say it's both a nuisance and a blessing yeah i think most people would probably agree with you yeah but i get offered weird things all the time and they and the money is instant like they're like okay here's the code to go get the gift card and it's usually like a visa gift card or you can pick a store that you want wow they're giving you the offer right off the bat the guy's asking to buy

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Well, I was going to be running but well you can yeah uh might be sunny it might be sunny but like then the i don't like the weather i just got an email from the track and field that is like all long distance stuff give me the sprinting shit they just sent it like while we were sitting here um you mean you don't want to run in like 80 humidity when it feels 20 degrees colder than it actually is outside yeah no not so much i'm not that dedicated i'm really probably about 20 percent dedicated which by the way for i think in general in order to like run at any point in time like in your adult life to run for like your physical activity you are more committed than the rest of us will be ever like

running just deciding to run running to me is like objectively fucking crazy and so like when you go i'm electing to do that whether it's for a long time or you're like no no i just want to run really fast really quick also fucking crazy yeah like you're more dedicated than i could ever be yeah so um you know i haven't ran that much this year because air quality and things but i'm keeping up with my workout yeah no you're fine have you seen gabby the runner um she's learning how to dougie but not on her main page she has just a side page that says username and i was looking and i was like i'm pretty sure that's gabby thomas but like that's not her name hold on gabby thomas doesn't know how to dougie no and so she has a side account where it just

says user with a whole bunch of numbers where she's like try to dougie and i think she's getting worse she's only on like day four and it's getting worse um and i was confused at first because i was like this isn't her actual page what is going on did somebody like steal her content or something that is her and then other people were like you look like the other gabby stop knowing gabby douglas yep i was gonna say i will say though i've seen this trend of people being like learning how a dougie i don't want to come for people they're not doing the original dougie no and i understand why because that one is harder they're doing the douglas yes they're and every time i see that i'm waiting for someone to go learning how to dougie and it's actually the fucking dougie like yeah i

i don't know if that's aging me or whatever but i'm just like the girl the main girl that i saw that started this she has gotten exponentially better she just needs to start putting more into it like she's got the basic movements in but she's doing it like a 10 and she needs to ratchet up to 115 yeah yeah oh i was gonna ask you this when i say hold on let me when i say the word fizzle dance no what you're talking about shut the fuck up melissa this has actually been the biggest thing that has rocked my world because i as i always do there will always be a part of my for you page that is bay area tiktok like it will just forever yeah i get arkansas stuff too exactly and so one of the things happened it was like what you know the trend of being like when

he asks you uh for a like a dance and you all you know how you like you grew up in the bay area in the hyphy movement and so like it's like being like when he asks you to dance for him and like you're a ballet dancer or whatever like and it's being like oh i can't dance sexy like that and i was like laughing so hard because i was like oh my god love this reminiscing the songs and i was like walking around and i was like singing it to mox and he goes what the fuck is that and i was like what's the song fizzle dance that's the name of the song this is and so i said the same thing and i said there's no because for me i understand i so deeply understand like niche bay area music like there are songs that i i'm never even gonna bring up because i don't assume anybody else

fucking you're like i'm out here listening to crayshon and so when moths like if moths like sings a song i go oh my god you know who they like i will be like impressed this to me is like a whole i go i i fully thought that this was like so was so much bigger than just the bay area and i'm like oh my god we must have looked like fucking freaks and i will um read you the lyrics and it's like so hard for me not to just immediately sing can we just can you just play it okay so you don't know who mac dray is not by name this is blowing my again if you ask me the most popular song to come out of the bay area i fizzled it i would have you're not saying a too short song no but i'm saying i assumed i'm like i never even questioned if people knew

because i'm like well yeah like to me i'm like it was it was so big that there was no way in my mind that it wasn't everywhere but i also have to realize that like there are some songs that are like some music that when i went to college in riverside which is southern california people don't know but like people were like what the fuck is that and i'm like oh you don't know but like this like i mean if you would play that i'd be like this song came from the bay area and then it goes can you do the fizzle dance and like to me it is like the cupid shuffle like it literally tells you how to do the dance everyone does the dance and so i'm like wait this wasn't a universal experience for everybody in their sherry hill prom dresses squatting on the ground fizz face

holding up a tea and then literally going like like you smell some piss and like flapping your arms like a bird and i did it for mods and mods was like what the fuck and i was like oh this is crazy i didn't realize how that this was this like so niche yeah i mean the song sounds good it's definitely a bay area beat with the everything that's going on but like i've legit never heard of it i it just is too short on it no of course not i don't know he could have hopped on a remix uh you know that is a good question like where is but also like what is Mac Dre doing today he's a cancer born July 5th oh my god see this is where I really should have done a google search Melissa he is quite literally from like Marin this is getting even

she's from Vallejo which some people will argue is not Marin and to that I will say you know it's not necessarily marin but it it is actually technically marin most people will just say it's not oh r.i.p he's dead yeah well r.i.p is a founder of independent record label fizz entertainment oh my god they never found who killed him horrible i'm gonna need to figure this out He went to jail for five years, but it seems like his friends went to rob a bank, but he stayed in the car, and he didn't know they were going to go rob a bank, but then they said that he conspired to commit it, and he said no.

But, yeah. So, do you know Andre Nicotina? No. Wow. Okay. this is keep to sneak nope no blackalicious i don't know who that is my cousin's in it what like a rap yeah oh i've never met him but he is oh his um dad is my mom's first cousin and um i've actually he lives in sometimes lives in vegas when the um

he has a house my i call him he's my mom's first cousin technically my cousin i call him my uncle so um yes he is older than her yep so um like when the fires were happening he was like i was like um hey uncle larry are you in vegas at your house in vegas and he was like no but i have tenants living there do you want me to kick them out and that is family oh my god no he's like well i have a lock on my room if you want to go and stay there but yeah that's nice yeah you know e40 of course okay okay i just i just had to i had to get a temperature check because this has been this has been great like this has been a wild experience for me and i've never felt more like thank god i grew up in the bay area because when matz is like

showing me some other like not to come for anyone but east coast rap and he like listened to like like some of each because you know where you are um but i go there was something going kelly that's a band topic in our home there's no but it's like there's just something like so fucking theatrical about bay area rap like it is like such a production and i'm like oh my god imagine if i grew up anywhere else like i mean the south that's also quite a production quite a theatrical like i'm it's like so campy and i'm just like i like i i love this and i still know all of the words and i was like wait it's like you have never like just like taken a picture with your friends and you're all just like throw the thief's face and i'm just like no he's i was

like okay there are pictures of me 17 years old feather hair extensions white girl in her sherry hill prom dress i didn't have a sherry hill prom dress but i'm just like that was that was that was it and um i would like to implore anybody to listen to hazel dance by mac try learn to dance make it the new cupid shuffle absolutely not i'm sorry no considering there's literally a lyric about being like look on your face like you smell some piss and then you've like what you've like you have to do a whole thing and you flap your arms like a bird you have to be really you have to have good knees well on that note i think we should end this episode someone on spotify said for last week's episode best episode of fisting friday in a minute lmao at the hot topic for

sluts thank you for sharing the hilarious graphic tease can't wait to see your new business ventures oh my god i'm so glad that other people derived as much joy from who ate all the pussy please don't i can't who ate all the pussy no i hate it so much i still hate it um but as far as like it being best episodes we're just talking we come here with no plan absolutely zero plan on a good day we write down two things about being like what we did to remember like what we did this weekend or one thing to talk about but uh we're just here to yeah we could literally probably just have all episodes of us talking but easily easily all right megan we hope you all enjoyed and join us on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday

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