Don't Blame Me! - FF: Spotify Wrapped & Apple Music Replay

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

In this episode, Meghan and Melisa dive into their holiday cheer. Meghan shares her exciting Christmas movie plans for the week, while Melisa recounts a rather unpleasant throat situation. We then celebrate Slingshot Kid. Finally, we wrap up with a deep dive into our year-end music listening habits. Meghan shares her Spotify Wrapped results, revealing her top artists and songs of 2024, while Melisa unveils her Apple Music Replay, highlighting her most-played tracks and albums. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's so big. It's so tight. There's so many knuckles. Those phalanges are so large. It's so bony. I feel every ridge every crevasse i can't even clinch we had to give you a really really good fisting friday intro we just recorded with mega jamila

and they were like i'm so curious about what the fuck fisting friday is so there's the intro and it wasn't you know that might have been one of our bigger that one of our bigger ones uh but honestly every week every i have a zit in the corner of my nose you see it yeah it's right here i hate it you can't pop that it's gonna be impossible to get any traction on i tried it's i can't stand those anytime they try anytime the universe curses me with a zit in speaking of a crevasse a crevasse i cannot get traction on i cannot get good grip on pisses me the fuck off and um we have shit to talk about first of all melissa i want to did you see wicked

no good god megan i know i'm working on it i'm working on it okay but i want to talk about the comrade who with his little engraved bullets which i go someone's got a cricket machine Melissa they released it this man's a cutie he's got a 10 way we know who he is Melissa he's a cutie he's got a gorgeous smile and I'm telling you right now W like I need WME I need William Morris I I need I need uh uh Ford models I need you to sign this man because I promise you out of jail well first of all we have had mugshots get people signed before this man is looking so but it wasn't for somebody and I love what he's done for his community um insurance here i have a picture right here oh that is blurry yeah that's fine

he's got look at that smile he's got i sent it to you on instagram a joker smile i'm looking at it well here's it's almost it's like a mix of the joker rob low and um Young Rob Lowe can get it. And Billy, old Rob Lowe can still get it. Actually, Rob Lowe can always get it. Yeah, and Billy Bob Thornton mixed together. Whoa, that is disgusting. Take that last one back.

Can you look at Billy Bob Thornton's smile, though? I can't. No, I actually. That is his smile. It's physically incapable. I'm physically incapable from looking at the picture of Billy Bob Thornton. That is his smile. I can't do that.

I can't do that. I used to get him and Christopher Walken confused as a kid. How? Same vibe. Oh, Christopher Walken. Yeah. They do not have the same vibe. They do. Mostly because I didn't hear Billy Bob Thornton speak. And I just thought that that was what Christopher Walken used to look like. And I was like, oh, that's young Christopher Walken. It wasn't. It was present day.

Aren't they like the same age? I think so. I'm not entirely sure, though. But I am like, I'm addicted to the fact that all of the comments on this post of this man who released unmasked photo of the suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing. Everybody's like, he's so cute. Like, I love him. And I'm obsessed. the comments are wild on every video that i've come across on tiktok the comments people are so creative and i mean that as a as a compliment part of me is a little surprised it's not a woman because i'm like giving a little engraving a little monogram on the bullets to like get the message across i'm like that's a girly pop move um and so i just like love him and i think i think he's gorgeous but also at the same time i don't even i can't even see anybody in this picture it's like a john cena effect like i'm not sure how we're how anyone's gonna try and

find this person because unfortunately the list of suspect the list of people with a possible motive is so long how do you narrow it down how do you narrow it down it could be anybody it could be this you could see this man he could come up to me on the street i wouldn't i wouldn't know a thing sorry to this man can you just look at what i just say not the man who died no no no no no that is his smile uh-uh that man has like the most first of all the hairline fits perfectly into the chin dimple like the swoop of the hairline and then it's like i'm talking about the hairline pulled up the chin no it's billy bob thornton smile i'm i'm obsessed with it i'm I'm addicted to it and I love to see when karma takes effect.

Like sometimes it's like, oh, they'll get what's coming for them. And it's like, we don't know if we're going to be around to see that. I like when I get to see that. The insurance company was quick to take his bio off the website. Allegedly, they've already put his job up. That's what LinkedIn said. I don't think it's true. I think somebody photoshopped it, but great job.

I love a good joke. Me too. Yeah. Or it's like an old posting that they just, they found in the Wayback Machine. But, great job. It honestly looked a little low for the salary requirements. It's like 200K. That's a little low.

But at the same time, they're like, we're not including the money you're going to make from the internet or trading. True, true, true. We're not going to talk about all of the bonuses we're going to give you for every time you deny someone's claim because their anesthesia went on for too long. You know, like all that stuff. oh did you see that their blue cross is only going to pay for half anesthesia yeah for however long they estimate it to be um and like if it's any longer aka if the surgery is more complicated or it's more progressed or it's worse whatever um they're gonna they're not gonna cover that in three of the states one of them including new york which is wild because new york has so many

like university hospitals like new york is like such a like it's like a destination for people yeah you can't go like a block without going running to the hospital and the people from other states will come to new york other countries come to new york for that so it's like oh okay if that can happen there um and i just think that like more of these people are gonna like here's the thing i just we've talked about this before you cannot walk through your life thinking that you're not gonna get hit you can't walk through your life thinking you can say or do whatever don't you can't be just can't be chris rock you have to know that someone might might give you some shit for what you say and so i do think at this point

come on if i if i worked in insurance i would go now's the time to how about we pipe down and we talk about universal health care because like i'm not trying to get shot like bold bold because that happened after i know and if i worked there at this point if i was a ceo i would be like oh if i was any if i was any type of employee i would quit uh-huh you never know who's coming next no and like i bet they're all working from home yeah being like oh no just because i denied the insurance claim and they died no me who me i'm just a lowly employee with a 350 000 salary with a bonus package and shares no and anybody that does this and walks away without immediately turning the gun on themselves they have nothing to lose they're coming for somebody else next

oh yeah no and we still have not found this person you know what's not being helpful the public you know why none of my business nobody's i didn't say anything why would you bring me into this why would you do this now i don't have my phone with me but can you read some of the comments that people are leaving on tiktok on which tiktok just go to like daily mail any they've posted numerous times about this and the comments are hilarious a balloon reading shut the fuck up A balloon reading CEO down and depicting a smiling star and party poppers was spotted outside the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was gunned down. This killer is still on the loose. Oh, my God.

I love how every news station that reports about this is trying to paint it as sad, but no one is playing along. Poor balloon left out in the cold. How can someone be so cruel? Maybe his family can file a claim with their insurance. CEO down. The fact that they add sad music so they'll think this is sad news is actually killing me. i've had to tell parents of their kids epipen be 800 we literally do not care the music you're making it funnier than it already is oh god not much of y'all did that

that was so funny um it's eerily similar to something a large a large copper it's eerily similar to something a lord large corporation to something a large corporation would give to an employee on their 30th work anniversary may that balloon receive 24 7 around the clock security please protect him the country is uniting over this we love to see it oh god this is so funny yeah i submitted a claim for my condolences but it was denied so sad maybe submit an appeal or maybe peer-to-peer file a claim oh my god yeah this is crazy and shout out to that man who i actually didn't see anything happen i live in california yeah i've actually never i'm not even sure what we're talking about i've never been to new york that's just that that's just truly a lie

um i've watched more christmas movies lord um okay i watched the new lindsey lohan one you talked about that one already oh okay well i also watched one with sarah ramos who is the is the white girl starring in the michael b jordan non-parenthood music video um and that one was called christmas in notting hill oh yep um i enjoyed that one immensely and oh it's about soccer yeah okay and we're supposed to believe that this man is incredibly famous and incredibly talented soccer player i like okay so i went on her i think you would love her i'm gonna tell you about her like i mean she's been on everything but i've really loved her since parenthood like she was

really really good on that show and like that's like an i know it was like a very like lots of watch the show but for some reason I still think it was like an underrated show um and she during the pandemic had this series of it was like during the pandemic and also she was doing it during the strike of well she paused after the strike but so when she was doing this was she would release her old audition tapes that for things she didn't book and cut it together with like who booked it and then would do it with ones she did book but then she would do shot for shot recreations of scenes from her favorite movies so she literally got Dylan O'Brien and they did um the social network and they were like literally doing it shot for shot and um Lin-Manuel Miranda quote

tweeted it being like Andrew Garfield just texted me and wanted me to tell you the guys that he loved this they were like thanks but like she's had like Justin Long on like she'll like do all they like go she goes so deep but like she's first and foremost like a fan of like movies and tv and so like her recreate recreating these scenes like full costumes like memorizing it it's so well done and it's so funny and i did see she auditioned for something that i also crushed the audition and didn't book and she did she crushed it and she didn't book it and i was like oh i feel better makes me feel a lot better um but uh i can see y'all going out for the same stuff yeah i was surprised by that because i wouldn't i wouldn't have put her in this the

girl who got the role her and I have auditioned for so many of the same things um and I was like damn I think that she should have beat Sarah Ramos should have beaten both of us out like I didn't know she was even in the running like she should have gotten that role um but uh she's very funny and so she's in it and she's just a good she's just a good actress like you just believe her when she's in shit even if it's like stupid or like silly or whatever and she was also a huge used to be a huge where she still is a huge like was obsessed with celebrities and used to have like a celebrity book where she would like take pictures of celebrities and get their autographs so she will also post these throwback photos of her and like john ham when she's like nine years

old being like it's like ariana literally and i was like and it's just so funny um but she was in that and i enjoyed that and that was really great um and then we watched the i re-watched the the vanessa hudgens one with the the night which is a classic and if you haven't seen that you should watch that a night from the round table comes back i know what it is because you've talked about it ad nauseum it doesn't get less funny i i laugh out loud still i've seen it a hundred fucking times and i need more i need more of the hudge i don't know where she is and what she's doing i know she had a baby and like i'm not being like get back to work but like kind of get back to like where are your netflix movies it reminded because it reminded me of one kate and leopold and um that

was the one movie i literally walked out of i was sitting with a friend and we both looked at each other and we're like are we we're leaving yeah yeah i wouldn't have seen this in theaters and then um there was one with uh julia styles that was similar vibes both of them hated them so i nothing about either one of those made me want to watch this movie because it just seems like a a recreation of both those movies yeah you're not wrong um but it is like devastating because like i'm looking at like the last thing she did wow i'm actually alarmingly caught up on vanessa hudgens career last thing she did was bad boys ride or die which i obviously saw um and then we haven't done to be on the next one i don't know she was like now fucking her co-worker

in this new one and i was like okay vanessa it's kind of bad it was i really enjoyed the new one but then she hasn't done a prince she hasn't done her a netflix christmas movie since the third princess switch in which of course she played three characters fiona pembroke queen margaret and stacy sounds tiring 2021 and also i'm just like addicted to this i'm addicted to this young woman coming up with accents for fake places and like i'm sure they were like let's hire you a dialect coach and she said this place isn't real i'm gonna talk however the fuck i want to talk and like i loved that and i'm devastated that we haven't had more of her and so i'm like actually alarmingly caught up i've seen all of these when did she have a baby recently okay yeah she's

she put in the work she probably took time off because she was like getting married having a baby yeah let her rest maybe she'll come back with six people the next time no so it literally started with two people and then it was like i know we by the the second the third one oh wait and then somebody else pop up at the end no the second one they brought in a third and then the last one i was waiting for another i was like please tell me there's gonna be one more and she goes oh my cousin Muffy like it's so it's so I love Muffy as a name and I haven't heard it in a while I guess they did it in this movie but it was such a thing in like 80s and 90s it was such a thing where they were like Muffy yes she's using this as a nickname for like Melissa

that's exactly how she talks it is and she's so funny she goes oh cousin and I'm just like I'm I'm addicted I'm addicted to this character choice that is her she's like oh god I'm Cousy

my Muffy Cousy I'm just like she's just going and nobody else in the movie is doing that I love it I love when someone's like

I am going full throttle I don't care if you're not joining me on this journey you're not gonna stop me this train's a fucking going so I am missing those but

I think that's the only other one that we watched hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotiabank you're richer than you think can we get into the excitement of my throat oh my god wait can we read i have to read the text messages in sequence so sunday 11 a.m i get a text have you seen that tiktok

video of someone using a water pick to get a tonsil stone out and several more fell then at 11 14 oop in the time i took to send that first time it was up too high and now my throat is bleeding second time my gag reflex is not strong enough and i said lmao it's the funniest thing to read in succession are you bleeding and barfing more like dry heaving or wet heaving mildly with wet heaving or mildly wet heaving i said what heaving is a combo of words i never knew i needed yeah so and now the update was at what time did you send this today i think you just read it today no tuesday tuesday late tuesday night tonsil stone just came out but my throat is scabbing over from the bleeding what the fuck happened okay so i had a singular tonsil

stone there were two okay um and i thought that because i saw it i don't know if you saw this okay so i i don't know what why i thought that i should i don't know why you thought you could at the highest section and when i literally used that to clean grime out in my sink too oh I wasn't thinking I was in I was just feeling that thing in my throat and I wanted to get out yeah so I cranked it up and I went like send you back like I fell back and then I you can't like just stop the water pick so it's like flying water everywhere so I have to get control of it to stop it and then I was like no like I started tasting the blood I started just like metallic spitting it out and I was

like I gotta stop the bleeding so I grabbed some peroxide and gargled with that and uh then I could feel it bubbling in the back of my throat so I was like okay I'm good like I was spitting out blood for like 30 minutes maybe oh same vibe as me thing coughing into the yeah yeah and then I'm again yeah so then then I was like I still got to get this out and I turned it on a slower set a lower setting as I'm doing it I just because the thing is if it was a steady stream I think I would have been found fine but like it's kind of water it's like a and so my throat is just contracting with everyone that's hitting it so it's not gagging and so that just happened I know exactly what you mean yes yes yes and so then I was like it's not gonna come out with this

then i got grabbed a a toothpick not a toothpick good god my dental tools yeah which i have uh and then i was like let me get it and then i think my throat was too sensitive from one bleeding and the waterboarding yeah and so i couldn't keep it flexed and then my idea was i was like you need a really long q-tip and you said oh let me go run and grab my expired covid kit yes and i love getting my throat swab I love getting my nose swab so I was like this is gonna be a joy but I did it and when I touched it with that white swab my throat was still bleeding it hadn't it wasn't enough for me to spit it out but I was like oh this is still damaged and then the next day I looked at my throat and it looked scary like if I didn't know what I just went through I would

have thought i had the worst strep throat in the history of life it was so white and placky but also there's gray stuff all around it and i said oop what is that and i didn't think much of it i was just like and the tonsil stone is still in at this point i guess i'll just wait till this comes out i've just been eating soup and liquidy things for the last have you been feeling sick no and that's the thing is like I knew I wasn't sick so it wasn't strep like I feel perfectly fine I've been rocking it I've been writing so much and I'm like I'm not sick so I know that like this has to be something else and then the tonsil stone finally fell out but then and the other one had to fall out during my sleep or something because it was just gone um but it still was like white

and puffy and so then i looked up throat trauma don't ever do that oh nancy reagan she said i'm familiar with that so throat trauma it's not just things inside your mouth but also like on your neck that they were showing and i was like this is disgusting all the things you ever thought could be no so then i was like well it was bleeding it must be scatting because here's to think it feels like how I was originally going to describe this was um moisturized velcro but then I was like actually it's just the soft part of velcro not the crunchy side that soft part of velcro it's kind of when I'm talking living breathing swallowing it's kind of like it's like a little crunchy sticky yeah razory and I was like it was bleeding it's scabbing over so

i looked like i looked up what throat scabbing would look like this is it wow this is it it's still bad oh that's not bright enough it's still bad take it put do you i don't have my phone where's your ipad use your ipad camera i want to use my phone oh it's a little yeah it's a little white it's all white yeah it's gray if i had the light you could see it it's still pretty bad but it's not as bad as it was which i know that i'm swallowing this because every time i'm available in the bathroom i'm spitting there's nothing coming out so i must be swallowing it and it's just like the oddest feeling because i know it's healing but i'm swallowing scabs that's it's disgusting it's absolutely nasty by the way this is such a me coded thing i know and

this is not something like this is so like that's how much i needed that fucking tonsil stone no and i i first of all i relate as someone who goes way too hard and way to him immediately because i go i need it out now i don't work up to it i so understand that feeling of frustration and the feeling afterwards you go i did this to myself there was no need for me to do any of this i made this so much worse than it originally was i've never been it's like the first time after you get waxing and you're so aware of your vagina oh my god no i hate butthole i hate i've never been more aware of my throat in my life that's a hard one and this is something you and i have both had mono yeah yeah yeah then you think at that point well you'd be very aware of your throat because

your tonsils are so big that you said if i fall asleep on my back i will choke and die yeah this is just yeah this is odd yeah because it's not just it's like you know the shape of your throat like i've never been aware of the shape of my throat and i can just you feel all parts of it i feel it i feel my throat oh that's i don't like that i i feel i feel for you i will say that one thing i have never gotten into is tonsil stunt like i am i familiar with them all the time like i think also once you've had mono i don't know anybody who's had mono who then does not have tonsils because once your tonsils get that big and cavernous from mono i'd also think at a certain point like you're going to be more predisposed to tonsil stones in general and my

adenoids are also out yeah so i'm just gonna it's just gonna happen and like and i've also been a strap i've gotten strapped so many times but like always and so i am very familiar with tonsil stones but i have never tried to get any of them out which is so unlike me because i will rip my hair out I'll do any of that stuff I'll pop zits and if I had never seen that video a few days before yeah I would have never tried it well if I had a water pick I would have already tried this like if I it's just that what is stopping me is the lack of equipment not the lack of desire and so like I can't imagine I don't think anybody should be expected to have the self-restraint to have a tonsil stone that you can see and or feel see a tiktok about using a water pick and then have a

water pick at your disposal and you're supposed to not do that i don't know how anyone would resist and i googled and i was just like how to remove a a tonsil stone because i didn't want to like feed it information so it'd be like use a water pick and so legit websites came up and yeah they were like a water pick they didn't tell me what set but again i common sense yeah but should have told me but in that moment I was like this shit got to get out my throat because it was like I could move it around I know exactly what you mean I had used a little q-tip and I was like because I was trying to get out that way initially and I like just kind of circled it around wow was it at least a big one yeah okay that's good yeah that's why and it

came out one piece and that wasn't even i had been gargling it was just i i think i was brushing my teeth first thing in the morning it came out and i was like there it is after all that yeah one two one toothbrush and now you're now you're fucking ready yeah i i would i would love that right if i also had the option like oh my god right now if i had if i found a tiktok that said something about using a water pick to clean out my sinuses i would be there full fucking max speed because the way that like shit is stuck i'm netty potting i'm on why don't you get do you have the netty pot that does the vibrations oh no i forgot i should get that one yeah yeah i'm like literally leading my head backwards like blood rushing to my head trying to like hawk up a loogie because

it's the only way it's coming out is through my mouth i've been that's what i was because when you're trying to get that tonsil stone out it's just loogies galore literally mine were bloody loogies i'm upside down trying to be like come on and i'm making the most vile sounds with my throat trying to and then i'm spitting it into a napkin and so quickly opening it up and inspecting it being like was that it was that what i'm trying to get out and i'm like good god so like i if i had the ability even the possibility to like alleviate some of this congestion with with a water pick i also wouldn't start at the soft setting i would go no no you don't understand what i'm dealing with it needs i need a bazooka to get this shit fucking out

and the now that i know that person that i was looking at had the gag reflex of a god you should go back and comment that and be like by the way put this in your dating profile this is impressive yeah i think i gotta if i were to do it again i think i need to keep my throat flexed while doing you need to be braced for impact yeah well that's good because if you are not otherwise it'll come right back i was just trying to um relax it and i think that was my problem but then relaxing full speed ahead through my neck back that's so funny i'm you're lucky you also haven't had covid because covid um and i don't know why and it's still this way covid tanked my gag reflex like i used to be able to like don't i like i hadn't i was fine like literally nothing

could fucking alarm me in the sense that like brushing like now when i brush my tongue i have to do deep breaths in between i have to close my eyes and i the end and i literally will try and hum because and i'll try to or put him music on because the way that the sounds that i am making make me almost i've thrown up in my sink so many times and i'm like this never used to be me it happened after covid it happened while i had covid the first time yeah and it never went away so i'm sorry for anybody that's probably your throat trying to protect you from respiratory shit please don't please don't give us we can't handle anymore and i said i'm just trying to scrape my tongue and i'm adamant about cleaning my teeth and scraping it like it's like i'm not yeah i and

that's the thing is like with tonsil stones people like a lot of things are like dental hygiene i'm like i brush my teeth three times a day i'm flossing all day i am gargling with uh mouthwash like it's not hygiene i got the mouth the clean mouth i just got those big pores yeah i do think it is though that like you're either you're predisposed and i think if you get like a throat when you're younger or you do uh you get mono there's my tonsils have never been the same after mono like they obviously are not the same size that they were but that texture that golf ball texture does not go away and i had my adenoids taken out when i was three so like i've never had any protection yeah i don't know the last time my tonsils have not had holes in

them like you know i mean like when people are like oh tonsils they're like one time i asked monsters like look at my throat my throat's kind of sore you guys like whoa your tonsils have all these holes in them and i was like what the fuck do your tonsils look like and i looked at it i was like smooth what do you you don't get those rocks and he was like no oh to be so lucky right oh to be so fucking lucky this episode is brought to you by accenture when your advertising operations fall out of sync everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of ad sales using automation, analytics, and smarter workflows to simplify campaign delivery and access

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i looked it up so the headline is owen burns the 13 year old hero from michigan who saved his eight-year-old sister from a vicious attack with a slingshot he struck the attacker on the chest in the head perpetrator was later identified with an egg-sized knob on his forehead the photos are of this young boy in the fucking precinct demonstrating him with his slingshot oh yeah yeah i saw this iconic um and uh so it was in 2023 but he was playing video games and his sister was in the backyard hunting for mushrooms the mom was uh out of like a down the street and he heard his sister scream and was like thought she was just playing then he heard her scream again and was like oh no something's wrong and then through the window sees some guy covering his sister's mouth

and like grabbing by the waist and trying to take her back into the woods that their house is connected to and this kid grabs the three dollar slingshot that his mom had gotten him through the opens the fucking window and lands the two shots between the fucking eyes and right in the chest and that it shocked him enough that he dropped the girl and she ran inside and locked the door they caught the guy he looks exactly what you'd expect and he had his face was swollen from the shots yep yep yep um and it was like i was like this is like so wildly impressive and like when people were saying uh like i think he got like a reward yeah he goes i get a bunch of money for no reason owen said to the network i'm grateful for all of that but you don't have to give it to me

all this stuff for no reason i know i did something right but it's just me and i'm like what what a cutie a sweet kid and like that aim and if i could literally all i want i was like i need the interview with the mom telling us like how she got him this slingshot was he like i really want this and she was like no and or it was was it along the lines of like well you just can't hurt anyone with it and he said now's my time i'm a vigilante with this shit that is insane like from your room and i think it was like i think he was in like a second store like it's insanity to be able to have that good of aim what a good brother i know i loved it and i was like that that's the kind of uh the news i like to see which subreddit was it in i think just

interesting as fuck i'm sure it's been reposted lots of places oh i was gonna ask what's your spotify wrapped some people are saying that theirs is like i don't list it on spotify um um but apple does their own um but i also listen to most of my music because i rarely leave the house so when i'm listening to music i'm listening to it on my alexa and so it doesn't track everything correctly it's only getting my car plays which i don't think properly shares everything it's right but not as right as it should be yeah i'll tell you what so from january to june beyonce was number one makes sense uh and it's all calvary carter and then july meg the stallion then august we're back at beyonce and then september to november has been

sabrina carpenter my number one listens but i don't i think that not like us should be more than what it's showing because it had it as the top song in may but i was playing that song way more and it says i only played it 19 times i know that's a lie so that's what made me thought think that it's not doing getting the ones that i play inside the house yeah i also like have listened to so much less music in general like i just have not been listening to a ton of music because i usually listen to music in the car and then um i also would listen to uh i've listened to more than i had in other years but um i listened to like a fourth of the music in one day and i was like that's insane yeah like that's an insane amount um but i only played like less than 600

songs in the year i'm like i'm just doing over and over but charlie's not on mine at all which i was a little surprised about because like matz and i would listen to it but i also have to remember that it's split between my phone and matz's phone yeah and so then it doesn't count in that way you guys need a couple i know i'm just like fuck but i don't want to give up my i'm like i'm not my account because i have my account forever yeah um my top song makes complete sense to me they did start to throw me off because the soundtrack that they're playing for like the first couple ones on spotify is um tortured poets department and i'm like now let's be real i i know that there may there there could possibly there's only two possible

songs that could be on my top list of songs from torture poets department this year and like i would i still would have been like okay i don't think they are but like there's only two and it wasn't playing those songs and then i was like what are you doing and then it was like and your top song of the year and it switches and i just hear yaya start playing i go you guys are trying to fake me out you're trying to trick me into thinking that it was going to be uh uh taylor swift this was going to be a tortured post apartment and we both we both know that it wasn't going to and now you just go psych yeah now they i i think i look too early i look too early because you can just go and look and like on apple it doesn't like every month you can go

and look and now they just posted the actual thing when i just opened it so my top artists are beyonce sabrina ariana kendrick meg i think glow would probably be above meg if if glow yeah go rose album had come up earlier yeah my top songs and this is telling me that this is incorrect texas hold'em out of all the songs on that album that one probably gets played the least you like 16 characters more 16 characters is number two oh that doesn't seem right at all and then two most wanted is number three amer american requiem is four which is your honestly if i'm listening to that i'm skipping so uh and then tyrant is five i would say tyrant should be one so it's not getting my it's not getting my inside listens i also like i i so

rarely like listen to music at this point that like people are like mine is so wrong i listen to this so much more i was like there i feel like i am kind of the baseline where i'm like i don't listen to enough music i'm letting you guys know it's like it should have should they have a charlie on there yeah but other than that like yeah of course beyonce was my top artist this year of course cowboy carter is my number one most played album this year but also like let me read you my top so my top artists so i think chapel well no actually maybe not so my top artists are number one Beyonce number two Taylor Swift number three Sabrina Carpenter number four Chapel Rhone number five Olivia Rodrigo and I'm like checks out and then my top songs

you're gonna die my top songs number one yeah yeah number two spaghetti number three Texas Hold'em number four two most wanted number five please please please and please please please I think is only beating out um chapel roan because please please please has a line about a ceiling fan in it and my nephew used to love ceiling fans so the way that he would repeat that specific verse over and over and i think they started counting it as full listens of the song because i'm like i liked that single but i wouldn't have said it was like over like hot to go or or uh my kink is karma or feminine nominon or like anything else like that so i think they counted um every time we just replayed that same verse over and over and over again as a but the fact that my

top four are just cowboy carter is so accurate because yaya and spaghetti are my number my top two songs top 10 for me there you go nope top 15 yep look at that horse look at that horse look at and even my albums top albums cowboy carter renaissance yeah then we've got short and sweet meg megan and then glorious so that makes more sense i'm also confused how uh ariana's not on here at all because like i love and she's number three on mine top artists and the thing is i've barely even listened to that new album so that's all i've listened to this new album a ton yeah for me taylor swift it's the older stuff like and some of the the select songs from the album but i was like this is crazy but i literally listen to so little

music compared to other people and i think yours is probably skewed because you're a lot of times listening to stuff with your um nephew oh my god yeah well there was one year one of my top songs like blippy and i was like i'm fucking done with this shit or like years where it's like uh monsters traveling a lot for work and it's like your top song was rain sounds and i'm like shut the fuck up like give me a real music don't give me what i'm falling asleep to that's so like i just wish they would like take that out i'm like okay come on like you know like stop let me have a real experience okay now i'm looking at top songs by month do you have that category uh so i have it broken down in so they do a music evolution so my april they call pink pilates princess catwalk pop

listening to artists like beyonce taylor swift and chapel roan and then my 2020 my no my may my may music was game night strut r&b listening to artists like beyonce sizza and victoria monet and then also i'm like may i'm feeling like horny and sad in may like what do you mean that's what i'm confused about when i get into my top songs by month yeah like i'm sorry beyonce says in victoria monet i'm horny sad and then my november was theatrical west end broadway and that's literally just because i was showing lots of show tunes one day in the car because his phone died and we had to use my phone january for mine was church girl beyonce february texas hold them that makes that does make sense because that's when that song came out but i don't

understand why it's march too but in april we get into tyrant there we go oh yeah may not like us and then i don't know what i was going through in june because if by janet jackson which that song is like 30 years old that was my number one what and then july otaku hot girl august american requiem that is not a song you just listen to she's feeling it in august and in september we've got please please please which isn't even my favorite sabrina song no so i think i so i know that they stopped counting at a certain point and i have to assume by the time the album came out they're letting they're putting sabrina in my top because they know they were like you listen to a lot of sabrina but i don't think they're giving me song individual because i please

please please again it's also not the one i would have aside from my nephew like i i think you would have put more of her other songs on there so i think they cut off it but they're like keeping the artist that you kept listening to her okay and then october we've got pov ariana another old song november's good graces that makes sense that makes sense i yeah that song makes me want that song makes me want to throw on a boot and like do a i want a line dance to that song to that song yes to good grace i want a line dance in a step up way like i want a line dance i'm in a movie and there's a really hot shirtless man and it's like oh this is where he runs into this girl like i didn't even know you could dance like what are you what are you doing on this side of

count like that's that's my vibe okay i'm addicted it makes me just want to stomp my boots okay i think it's because it makes me want to move my feet with with with um with sound and the boots love the sound if we if we uh had the same foot size which we don't nowhere near nowhere near um i would let you borrow my uh silver razzle dazzle ones with the tat the tassels and you could go to town moths is a pair of cowboy boots i have my white ones um but yeah i just want to like i want to like hold my my like belt straps and just be like my like the straps my jeans and be like but that's that's just me i'm thinking like imagine if um oh my god what's that guy's name

who was the other one it wasn't Channing Tatum who dances what kind of dancing slutty dancing it's I think he was in a different step up I'm addicted to the fact that there's a step up called step up to the streets like it's so funny okay the setup franchise oh the step up franchise let's see okay so under trending songs diva by Beyonce is trending what year is that from and then bed kim is underneath makes sense like everything else is stuff that's like new except for of course all i want for christmas which it's the time of the year but how is diva number one on this list of trending songs did something happen that i missed i can't figure out what man i'm thinking about oh maybe but to do white man that dances

maybe i'm just thinking about the musical footloose and that's what i'm picturing the music video like white man who did it's only gonna be channing like will you put like channing oh yeah it's showing me gene cowley and patrick swayze oh my yes yes yes this guy ryan guzman he was in the boy next door which i swear to god i thought that he was dating lady gaga seems like it was with somebody for years named oh my god christy ann i've made this whole thing up why did i think he was with lady gaga literally i remember seeing the boy next door because i was like this is lady gaga's man let me see what he's what she's working with wait what did i get him mixed up also he's mexican so that's why i couldn't find him

or white man you said narrowed down by white man i don't know if it's gonna work i just know he's in one of the step ups and i wanted he's a step up and he's like he's bigger like he's got like he's like um he doesn't have that like really like he has that channing tatum like build and a lot of the other guys in the step up are really like like slant lanky yeah he's got that head shape too exactly yeah and he's got the proportionate with the neck taylor kinney that's not the same man sorry what was the other guy's name that i said guzman yeah ryan guzman what the fuck these are not the same man no that's insane no that's insane they're both on like the same type of shows i thought it was the same man they don't look the same this man and the one we were

just looking at okay first of all i don't know who that man is you just said taylor kinney well we are talking about when ryan guzman was in step up we are talking at least eight to ten years ago but i'm just saying taylor kinney and ryan guzman aren't even in the same age group no i know and that's obviously why it's very confusing for me does lady gaga know about ryan guzman she could have dated him who are you thinking of taylor kinney is who you're thinking of no to i so taylor kinney's one who was engaged to lady gaga and ryan guzman is the man who was in the boy next door with j-lo and i thought the whole time that was lady gaga's man you you skipped that part oh so that boy next door wasn't where i think i skipped the clarifier of what the also the boy

next door was i know what the boy next door is because i do love a j-lo type movie i love a j-lo thriller i'm fucking sat for a dramatic so um yeah that's what j-lo stop making romantic comedies Just get back to the thrillers. Get back in those tight jeans and those wedges running away. And you go, how is she going to get out of here? Get back in those wrap tops and those burning buildings. Enough. Yes.

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She found her people. Those two. I was going to ask them to fucking make out. I'm waiting for them to start scissoring. I was like, guys, they could not have been physically closer. or emotionally closer as my worst nightmare i was watching as i've become so obsessed with wicked now i've watched pretty much every interview of theirs that i can tolerate yep because those two together first of all you got to keep a hanky on you because

they're crying they're leaking from both of their eyes they are holding fingers they are holding space for each other and for the lyrics of divine gravity they are touching and looking so into each other's eyes if ariana was gay there would be a problem i think if i was cynthia revo's partner i would still find there's a problem right now i mean the two of them they share a lot in common um you know they like to squat in other people's homes big fan of renters rights they said i'm here now so can you get out and they're like well i was here before i'm not i will i'm here now i'm standing my ground right get off my property um so a lot in common um so i i would be i would be worried i'd be shaking in my in my boots as i'm

getting ready to do my dance i'm ready to dance in good graces yeah i i was just watching drew be like i'm so glad you're i was like this one she's ready to say like i wish nobody likes when i touch everybody and i'm so glad you let me touch you I it was either somebody that listened sent it to me the top two people that send me things are Moises and Nicole if it wasn't either one of them I'm sorry um but they sent me someone sent me the screenshots because they knew better than to send me actual video footage um and that was enough for me that's all I needed to see and I will not be watching that interview I can tell you that no I can also just like I can I I just know they can feel each other's hot

breath on their yes that's exactly what I was gonna say next I just didn't want to interrupt you but that's where my next words out of my mouth is that it's just breath on face the way they're probably loving it they're like oh i feel the warmth from you and like the way that's how i know that like we're all built differently because the same way when people are like oh asmr gives me the tingles and i go it actually makes me to throw my laptop out of a window like it makes me angry it makes me like aggressive and irate the same way that i feel about being that close to someone that i if if mots and i are cuddling and he's breathing i will literally go you gotta turn your head or you gotta move if i can if there's any part of your exhale that is residual air on

me it doesn't even be the fault if i if there's one hair on my head that is slightly moving i'm out i hate when my shower like sometimes it if i have it on the wrong setting it'll be so powerful that it's like moving like wind that's too much for me no leave me alone like literally let me be let me be in peace stop fucking with me and i just like can't imagine and i'm like so happy that those people have found each other but i do think like there needs to be like a pre-screening interview before you go on that show because like i'm not my best self if i feel your heart breath your heart breath no i agree at this point someone should have told martha i think martha said no i'll handle it i think people would be i know that martha never watched the show i already know

that's not her vibe to be watching that show i don't think she watches anything i could see her going i like white lotus she yeah white lotus they should have a character that is martha or just have martha be on it i like i love how she talks me too it's almost like that muffie but not as she doesn't go as far but it's right underneath and she's like hardly moving her mouth but the whole time if y'all could see me that's what yeah and she's got a little sneer the whole time and like every time like you also you simultaneously think that like you're having an inside joke with her but she's also making fun of you and i love that and there's a little sometimes she does a little yeah i still haven't watched i didn't do my plan of when my

mom being here signed into my netflix account because or her netflix account because this is why because she wanted to watch christmas movies and i said oh i don't have netflix netflix and unfortunately you can't log in here it doesn't work like that i could have given you good recommendations let ask your sisters if they have any new good ones i should watch they love it i'm sure melanie was watching at least two to three a day okay so hat letter let give me a list let me know what she's liking the more unhinged the better okay i think she likes more of the heartwarming ones so i don't know how much you'll well hey some people someone someone's trashed another man's treasure she might find them aren't warming i might find them unhinged

um i the one with the girl from uh one tree hill where she goes back in time and um it's like which girl uh the the bad one the one who escaped the cult who's now in the other christian cult oh that one why well i was gonna i always get people confused but i was correct in what i was gonna say next which we haven't talked about yet what so on Grey's Anatomy oh Sophia Bush has joined the cast I've heard and she's fucking that shit up I've heard and I don't know who decided that this was gonna be her character they're obviously a fan of hers but uh spoilers if you're four weeks behind um but she is there to fuck shit up as her and her husband are in an open relationship

and she hits on another doctor and they kiss and then later she's talking to the male doctor that she was not going after but that other female teddy it's teddy and owen so teddy's husband owen she like sophia bush steps inside the elevator and she's like it wasn't my intention to go after your wife and i was just like who the fuck wrote that line who wrote and then she said she knew what storyline she was signing up for when she came on this show and i said you bitches want to talk y'all want to talk let me give me something fucking to talk about hey let me show you let me let me show you want you want to talk how about i show you let me show it was a power move and i gotta be honest teddy has way more chemistry

with sophia bush's character than she has with her fucking husband that bitch can act she's yeah yeah so teddy hat was and they did a flashback episode and teddy had a long-time girlfriend that we didn't know she was a lesbian but until they did this flashback episode to 9-11 and her girlfriend died in 9-11 i was like why are we doing this like it is 2024 the obsession with 9-11 on network television needs to be studied like it's crazy now people are making so many jokes on it because it's like a lot of people that weren't around during that time are making jokes about it i'm like i'm sorry but it's still too soon for me no but also i'm scarred this is why you can't put it yeah well

i'm also a little i was i was a kid but like i still make i make the jokes in moscow it's too much and i go okay i was sitting i know what i was doing i was in 10th grade i was in tv production class so we had the televisions on and so we were the first ones in our school that learned about it and we thought it was some dumb person just flew into the building and then that second one went in and we and the way the class went quiet yeah i was in third grade so it was a little young it was different it is different but i do think that like we you need to stop putting it as plot points yeah in these you you gotta stop because the thing is is that like some people will always have like a a horror story of it but if you've been on there you've you've been on the

air for this long i promise you you've talked about 9-11 more than enough we don't need another one that was the only episode that i recall that did it was from like it was from i mean they did that that episode was from like years ago um but it was still a flashback episode so it was well after 9-11 but um when they i said what i was like first of all she has more chemistry and this is um that woman that was on what's that show where they adopted the two lesbians adopted a whole bunch of kids that j-lo switched to no no that j-lo was the ep of stop stop i know it and then good trouble is the spinoff i know no it's good trouble is a spinoff no no i know um the fosters the foster so the black lady on there and she also was on good trouble she's on

everything but she's always playing a lesbian even though she isn't one in real life so she's playing it's like great teddy's girlfriend and i was like they teddy just can we just make teddy a lesbian because none of her male lovers are working out and now sophia bush is back or here and it's coming out again so thank you because it's not working with everybody else and owen is also just a terrible person that's the one with the with the face right he's got red hair yeah yeah i can picture his face yeah he seems like a lovely man in real life oh yeah people i've seen on tiktok the interviews awful i've heard like people say that the reason like that he's like the nicest person ever and they're like it's probably why he's been on the show for so long because his

character is horrible but he's like the greatest guy everyone everyone loves working with him and it's like well yes he's gonna keep doing shit he also directs the show so i'm like can we just like get rid of him and just let him direct yeah keep him on salary that's how i feel about aaron rogers like keep him paid just like have him stop doing what he's doing right now anyway he can do what he's doing i just don't want to see it who did you say aaron rogers that's what i thought you said but i wasn't sure i wasn't sure how that mixed in with what we're talking about but he's someone who i just think that like we should just pay him to i don't think you should be paid i think you should go away no but i think he'll start a podcast i think we

should pay him and this is not already have a podcast but he'll have more time i just think we should give him money to shut up i think some people just have divergence still the other the teen mom no she's not see you're an american teenager not a teen mom but yes yeah she was wasn't she a teen mom on the show on the show but okay that's what teen mom and i also called her divergent by the way we know who it is teen mom it's not fair it's not fair mtv tv show we're talking about but i'm saying if i say teen mom and divergent together that only makes one person i feel like zilly kravitz could have played a teen mom in something i don't think she was acting yet was she she was in divergent i know but like when she was

an actual teenager uh i don't know she was being a nepo stop don't make the noise that wasn't even on purpose i know that's the only way i know that's the only way you can really see it though let's see what's in my throat i can't see i'm seeing if i took any good pictures of when it was nasty it's just too blurry on my end i just sent you a picture of the tonsil stone just hanging out like it's ready to fall out but it wouldn't come out it's nasty melissa it's like a pimple you can't pop yeah and then the other side you can see how gray it was i can see yeah that's a wee bit terrifying yeah

yeah so just imagine like i could feel it feel it i don't have any other good pictures of the grayness so that was no i can see it i don't know but when the tonsil fell out the gray was much worse i don't need any more i don't as someone who's also had mono i know what tonsils are capable of i i understand i think it's crazy i wonder if that's the same thing with other people so like if you've also had mono let us know that like we both they literally were like mono's the last thing that they were like they gave us both antibiotics they first thought i had out they were like oh this is an allergy thing sent me to an allergist sick did a whole allergist allergy test they gave me these different allergy meds and then they put me

an antibiotic just made it so much fucking worse and then they were like oh it's mono and i'm like first of all i'm 17 maybe i was 16 at that point i'm like it's gonna be mono like everyone at this age if you're this it's mono why aren't you testing this first and see i was i was a child i believe i was in fifth grade and it was because i used to put my mouth on water fountain ew you were one of those kids i was because the water fountain at my school the water would barely come out of it and it was also very cold so it just felt good well also you're short so like and i'm sure you do that i'm too tall there's no way i could ever like the way that like if the water fountain didn't have a good projection i can't drink

out of it i can't get my body low enough to that actually it was more like fourth grade i don't want to go fifth grade it was fourth grade it was fourth grade um but yeah and so the water was so good it's like that water is so good the water i like that that water and i pick though tastes like it too i don't know what about it it's like a very crisp water and they'd serve it at the perfect temperature and it's slightly metallic in a good way fuck i love that i could really go for that olive is brita and i've got a whole water fountain it's not the same in my home but it's it's a little i have to let it sit out a little bit it's a little too too clean too cold yeah No, I needed to have a little bit of that ding, little metallic, just a wee bit.

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