Don't Blame Me! - FF: TikTok Trends & Vegas Dreams

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

This week, Meghan and Melisa are into the latest TikTok sensation: the Jet2 vacation trend! Melisa shares her excitement for seeing Beyoncé in Las Vegas, while Meghan's nephew has a hilarious new fav...orite word. The ladies also catch up on Melisa's weekend reunion with her sorority sister, which included some juicy Abbott Elementary behind-the-scenes talk. Plus, Meghan recounts her recent movie marathon, they celebrate the arrival of Trisha Paytas's baby, and break down their favorite highlights from WNBA All-Star Weekend. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Listen to Meiisa’s New Show https://apps.apple.com/in/app/pocket-fm-audio-series/id1538433480?mt=8 Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - butamiwrongpod@gmail.com DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotia bank you're richer than you think hello megan hello welcome to a new episode of feasting friday today we both decided to go with graphic t-shirts yours is about the superbowl mine's about thor yeah i was gonna ask can you stand can i can i get a little fashion joe yeah um i have no idea where i got this shirt that's my next question in my trunk one day uh-huh no i've had it for years now at this point but it was in my trunk one day i love it i love a trunk outfit oh oh
Starting point is 00:01:07 love it hey that's actually fun yeah i like that check out the patreon see her out for the day and you're wearing pants no i'm not what did i see at the bottom you saw bottoms but they weren't pants i meant you're wearing you're not winning the pooling no no no yeah that's it that's the right the shift because we're opposite you're like no pants and i'm like pants no top yeah but i mean on a normal day it's just naked but like if i have to put on something i'll put on a shirt yeah a zoom appropriate outfit which is a shirt no bottoms yeah are you watching the um no nothing beats a jet to holiday audio on tiktok i was like first of all i know you have um my new favorite one um was someone who posted i think that was the audio they used but it like
Starting point is 00:02:04 was the same vibe with all the other ones just a still photo of them wiping out on one of those things attached to a boat i don't know what whatever vessel because again they had wiped out so i didn't see the vessel that they were on but there was a string attached to something and all you see is their legs in the air and their underwear around like or their bottoms around their ankles and it's just legs up and someone then edited in the comments that like picture that everyone uses of like jesus or god or someone breaking the chains but they did it with legs and breaking the underwear incredible i loved it i've seen one where somebody is also on the back of a boat but they lost the handle that they were on they they were holding but
Starting point is 00:02:47 then she swam like she like caught up to the boat and everybody's like you're freaking superhuman wait i wonder if that's one of the other ones that i saw i saw someone doing something similar and i wanted to know like is that i wanted john no john's one who writes the cancer books i wanted Hank Green to tell me about the science I wanted Neil deGrasse Tyson to tell me about the science of that like how is it because visually it looks like it'd be the hardest thing ever I have to assume it like it didn't hinder it like if anything helped a little bit but like it looks like the exact opposite and I like I want to know what that's like which then also I think is maybe now that you say that I think is what led me to getting back on this side of TikTok that I haven't been on
Starting point is 00:03:30 in at least a year maybe this is like the time of year that it happens of um in switzerland i had to go through all the scandinavian-esque country names in my head first like which one was it i'm 99% sure it's switzerland there's this like giant river that has like a pretty strong current and it's like a light blue it's not we're not talking like murky we're not talking that's bring the olympics and hop in the water in paris everybody hope you don't get disease um and they people will commute in it like they have waterproof bags yes i've seen they jump in and then there are the and i like did more digging because before i was like oh cool and i moved past it and i was like wait how do you how do you get out and so i guess they have these like step stairs and steps with
Starting point is 00:04:13 like red railings uh every like certain stops again kind of like a bus but how it ends is with a dam and if you don't get out before that all right you crazy but i mean that sounds so fun i just i can't imagine being wet at work no yeah i mean well also i would need to learn thank you swim uh be a really strong swimmer at a current because i didn't see anybody holding on little boards no no i think that that's one of those countries where you just know how to swim yeah um you know they like to sit their children outside in the snow to strengthen up their lungs i'm sure that they can facts i think they could do better in in that well depends on how deep it is because my whole thing is that like if the water is helping
Starting point is 00:05:00 me get from point a to point b my issue is i'm like i can just go stay afloat yeah i can tread water i can like stay afloat again i don't know how i haven't been tested on like how long can i do that but if you're moving me along really we're eliminating my biggest struggle which is if you asked me to do any sort of stroke and you ask me to swim in any sort of line and you ask me to get to any sort of destination on my own this feels like it's yeah it's just a little push you just gotta get in and just let it push you in a walk-a-vator i did see the jet blue the voice of it not jet blue jet vacation she was at a party and they were playing it and then they dropped the beat and then she said wait i'm addicted to that it looked like she was like like they brought
Starting point is 00:05:50 her there to do this well it's a feature it's a great feature it should be chain smokers get her on a song i've been seeing people who do interpretations of like different cities doing it in the bay area one i was laughing i loved it and then yeah i was reminded that there's a specific bay area laugh and i was like oh yeah there is and because as i'm laughing they're laughing and we sound you know we sound like we're almost in harmony and i look at the comments and everyone's like oh my god that bay area laugh and i was like oh and here i am full display how does it go bay area laugh it's like an open it's like an open mouth not moving a lot like that kind of a laugh head back mouth wide tongue sometimes out not all the way but
Starting point is 00:06:36 yeah i was like oh this is funny this is funny so how many days from the time that we're recording this and then doesn't you don't have to do from the day that it's uploaded because that's too stressful how many days until you see our mother again it will be today because it's friday this goes up on friday it'll be today oh my god do you pick out your outfit pick up your outfit yet yes i went and got my jeans so now i just need my hat but i know the lady i just sent her a text message hey i'm coming get it okay i was gonna say if you need another uh idea or i've recently went to another levi's store and they had the denim one in stock it wouldn't match okay yeah i wasn't sure what what colors i'm doing all white and gold oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no i
Starting point is 00:07:24 know what hat i'm getting i just have to go get it tomorrow oh my god it's so fucking i can't wait to see the pictures yeah that'll be fun i mean my outfit i will say it's not anything like i don't care yeah i love i even when you go shopping in general i go fashion show give me a haul like i'm i literally make mots do that mots will like get like a sweater from i always make him do a fashion show when he goes on a golf trip and he like gets like four different hats and i'm like oh show it to me let's see yeah i'm gonna every day i'm gonna be in fame though every day yeah how many days are you there thursday friday saturday leave sunday morning so what's the theme country southern oh you're okay i thought you meant you having individual theme like no no no sweet theme
Starting point is 00:08:09 honey theme bucking theme yeah just like poo bear on your honey theme that would be so funny well i'm to like your regular clothes you're packing are we wearing a cowboy hat to the pool i don't even know if i'm gonna go to the pool because it's so hot yeah there's a a heat wave did you see the thing that i sent you no i have to catch up i'll just tell you you don't need to look so there's a heat wave that is i mean it mostly is affecting areas where there's corn so like the midwest but like everywhere's gonna get hot this weekend and so it's because of corn sweat david and i said superman like why are you getting so hot that you're affecting the rest of the country he's getting us all hot and bothered and we're quite literally raising global temperatures right
Starting point is 00:09:00 wow i i actually need he's still on that fucking press tour i expeditiously i need someone entertainment tonight e access hollywood ask him about the corn spot yes they got to like they have to oh yeah i just looked up chicago's on extreme heat watch little rock new orleans and then i guess vegas i mean for the first time ever los angeles is not missing is missing it yeah except maybe your neighbor who used to who grows corn maybe they'll have just like a little hot i still don't know who you're talking they don't grow corn right now they currently since the last time i haven't seen them grown corn grow corn in a while but they did at one point grow corn because i was like oh i was like seeing things like polka like you know they had a garden i was like so cute
Starting point is 00:09:44 and then it we like didn't record for a couple like a month or something and then the next time i drove over spider on the wall next time i drove over i was like where did that house in that garden go and i said oh i'm so it's actually created a barricade from the corn that allegedly apparently they were growing yeah so i i just don't my mom's talking about going to the pool and i'm like you complain as it is but i mean you can go when it gets that hot everyone's in the pool and it raises the collective temperature of the water too it's not and also vegas water isn't deep it's all meant for just waiting no yeah i mean you'll be a little bit deeper but it's like thigh high for me and there's just like so but honestly if there's a heat wave you might actually even have
Starting point is 00:10:28 like less people might even be there so it might be you know cooler and or less grounded but that's so fun i'm so excited for you i'm so excited too deeply jealous i have so much work to do yeah i'm not regretting whatsoever because monster's like do you want to get tickets to vegas and i was like let's like let's just see how the summer progresses like let's see and i'm yeah like i couldn't hang i couldn't handle that understand but you are that's taking you from no we're staying right next door oh so nature is probably getting a car and then my mom we'll probably hop in the car with her but we're literally staying like 0.3 miles away oh yeah and i feel like that's better for at the end when we're walking back i'm like i don't think you
Starting point is 00:11:19 understand how long it takes to get out of this place so my mom's like why can't we uber and i'm like uber we're next door no you're if you want to get in a car order a limo that's that's gonna to be quicker than ubering yeah we're literally next door though there's a little bridge that connects oh i know exactly what you're talking about yes yeah it's gonna be so much fun i can't wait to see i've been making her hydrate i made her get coconut water good i made her get on a vitamin regimen because every time i'm around her i get sick so uh there you go yeah so like i am i'm she's been on the little boot camp with me making sure she's getting 10 000 steps in a day 10 000 steps for the time of your life i don't know why this reminded me but can we talk
Starting point is 00:12:12 about that justin timberlake video he does he's been that has been the whole he's been doing that dance forever and then they just put that music to it okay so you feel like your mind was set up yes he's been doing that dance has been part of his last two tours i do think that it highlighted to me because like i am not a fan of him but i'm you're never gonna catch me saying that that man can't dance and i do think it highlighted to me similar with katie perry's tour that i'm like oh you whatever you are doing on stage needs to look good and cool from all angles like if you're doing something where it's like the lights and whatever like it needs to because this it is looking squeaky silly yes because it's in the middle it's a circle in the middle but he's literally been
Starting point is 00:12:59 doing that same dance forever well and i think he's like from other angles i think he's supposed to be like kind of silhouetted so it like looks cooler but like this you just like yeah you see the effort put in it's just a hater grab the video from somebody else and put some sound effects on I wonder if they were there. They could have been there. It's a crazy amount of money to spend on a ticket to the TikTok games. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Like, that wouldn't make sense. Or they just thought it would be funny to do. And maybe they thought he'd have a good sense of humor about it. I would hope so. He does. Yeah. There's video. There's TikTok.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Like, he looks at his TikToks and laughs at stuff. Good. This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of ad sales using automation, analytics, and smarter workflows to simplify campaign delivery and access better data across the business. The result? Less time spent on operations, more time connecting brands with the moments and fandoms that matter most. Learn more at Accenture.com slash Spotify. whether life serves you an ace or an unexpected backhand the high protein yogurt oikos pro
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Starting point is 00:15:08 seconds that's a lot of time where do you suppose that came from camp so we think that he might have learned this at camp and he is current he's still in his pinocchio phase and he is now making his own puppets and he went to a puppet show and he asked if he asked if he was going to see puppets or if he was going to become a puppet and i was like my god you don't want to become a like this is why you should think pinocchio is creepy but also it's pinocchio is the opposite he wants to be a real boy he starts as a puppet and my nephew is a real boy and he says what if i wanted to be a puppet no you don't want other you know you should show him what the no strings attached video by in sync oh he would love that and mods would also love that too yeah we'll do that next
Starting point is 00:15:55 time i think we're seeing them this weekend because it's his dad's birthday and no one's they're not gonna listen to this so we went um we were trying to like brainstorm lots of try to brainstorm like what we should get him and i was like what if we get because he used to do as a kid he was like really into magic and like doing magic tricks and i was like what if we like that doesn't surprise me of course not i was like what if we get like magic stuff like for him to do that mons was like oh okay so we found we went to studio city we found like a legit magic store and it was you know a bunch of magic bros there and then mons and i mons and his polo me and my like cute little cut off shorts and my like new balances and we get there they like are showing
Starting point is 00:16:38 us different tricks by the way i am the perfect audience for magic because i am in awe i love it and i don't want you to tell me a thing about how you did it i was about to say there's a lot of accounts on tiktok where people are showing the trick behind it i don't want to see that no it's magic like let me be in my magic like this optical illusion that is magical like optical illusions are magical don't say it's a trick it's like it's a magical experience yep and i like love that so i found i was like scouring through our well i'm just like looking at other stuff in there i found this like old like really old cool like magic handbook of like different tricks that you can do and it's like with like things that you already might have like a scarf or balls of string like
Starting point is 00:17:26 you don't necessarily need like specific props that are like magic-esque and it has like all these different things to do it and it's like very old school and it's like just like a cool looking book too um and so we got that and then got one like a deck of cards after the guy like showed us like one of the tricks with it and we were like whoa i'm like this is so cool so hopefully he likes that and i'm also selfishly hoping that it means that he can do more magic tricks because i do think that my brother-in-law's favorite thing about me is that like i love when he does magic like i'm like do another trick do another magic trick so i think his kids would also enjoy like watching him do that kind of stuff too so hopefully he likes it my other idea is
Starting point is 00:18:09 legos because everybody loves legos i know i would love to but like i want legos kind of like a library because like i don't know that i like want to keep it after but like maybe like a rental program where it's like i could give it i could give it up when i'm done like swapping or i can keep it if i want but i'm just like all i'm thinking of it like it's just gonna collect dust and like where am i putting it yeah i think there one you could do just like the free bowling so you don't you know just get lego so it's not the lego kit and then two i'm sure they're swapping like they're swap puzzle swaps yeah yeah i should do it yeah there's i mean there's a massive lego store here but there's a big one in northwest arkansas and the way that store is
Starting point is 00:19:01 always pet no legos are like the thing that brings like everybody loves legos of all ages and not even just like the fandom stuff like you can just like make anything i tried to find they had like they used to have like a james bond one because i was like i wonder if there's any sort of we thought indiana jones or james bond would be like the only branded ones that we think he would like and i like looked up james bond legos because i'm like they have cars like that would make sense they'd have that didn't know i was diving into some controversy that it's like one of the most highly sought after sets that they've like never done ever again and it's like literally like a little car going for like 500 on ebay already assembled like you can't even get like the box
Starting point is 00:19:42 of it and i was like oh damn and it's like one of the most requested things to bring back and i was like oh pretty cool so what did you do this weekend saturday i laid in bed all day i didn't do shit i could have been watching my soap operas catching up i literally was just lying there i also did have a tinge of cramps they shouldn't be here till the first week of august so is that next week no no shouldn't be here until then but i always get little tinges and they just like it's like a it's a reminder yeah like it just and then it hurts for like 20 minutes and it goes away yeah and i just didn't have any energy to do anything else and then sunday my ls which is my like pledged sister she was here in town and we went to um we went out to eat and yeah we just
Starting point is 00:20:42 caught up she was staying in orange county that's where her family reunion was oh so many people have family reunions that's what happens in the summertime yeah so she was at her family reunion and then i was like but like where are you gonna be before we meet up so that i know where to pick the place and she's like i can drive whatever wherever and i was just like okay and she's like she went to huntington beach and i said one don't go there two she asked she was like well it was just one of the beaches i haven't gone to and she's like i was expecting to see like people selling things and stuff and i was like you went to the wrong beach yeah you should have gone to santa monica or venice or even manhattan beach you would have got that vibe she's like oh i haven't
Starting point is 00:21:33 been a manhattan i was like yeah that's where you should have gone that's the beach i always recommend to people if they haven't done yeah because i mean granted i guess it's not as much of a cultural shock when you go from orange county to huntington beach because essentially huntington beach is our own orange county yes yes derogatory yeah but uh we yeah we just went out to eat at italy and oh i had a good time yeah i haven't made time to shop at the store that they had and i want to do that i could spend i could spend eons there their roast chicken is so everything's just so good so and it's so simple it's so simple but good yeah so i had said to go there just so i could pick up my shorts from the store yeah smart smart smart love it her niece
Starting point is 00:22:25 was there i thought this was a little girl she looked 12 i was like oh a cute cat child and so like we were talking about things i was like whispering about certain things and then she like got up to go to the bathroom i was like krista you don't you want to go with her and she goes she's 20 look at you judging another 40 it wasn't that like her voice was so young her fate like she legit looks like a child was she short too yeah but that wasn't i mean but it wasn't just that like she looked like like there's tall children i mean totally i mean like most 12 year olds are taller than me so that's not a thing
Starting point is 00:23:05 and she was taller than me so like it wasn't the height thing it was legit she looked the same age as Amaya and Adriana not older than Erlai I would have killed to see your face
Starting point is 00:23:20 of you being like you're not going to go she's 20 years old I'm over here whispering about scandalous things and you got a fucking adult right there hey you can drink next year that's so funny that is so funny that gives me um the uh like something they would have done on an episode of abbott with quinta and being like i'm actually a fully grown adult they have done that they've done that no i know but it's like a reoccurring
Starting point is 00:23:47 bit of that with something or even with her doing it to somebody else and they're like that is another adult you just did the same thing that people view and it's like oh yeah my bad did you see the um uh panel interviewing with her where they talked about uh the cold open with the like white student and how she had like how you she cast that uh-huh i died about that and finding out that part of the entire storyline of there being a pg of being a golf course built in philly because like there's actually one yes being built there which i was like oh my god i knew they didn't pull that out of anywhere i went and looked it up immediately it makes sense but i was like oh it didn't seem the same thing with the strike i was like yeah this is something that has happened
Starting point is 00:24:30 oh yeah um but uh her talking about interviewing i was telling once about it but like if anyone hasn't seen she like talks about how which i didn't know this that for hiring a child actor if they don't speak in the first episode but they will eventually have speaking lines you can't audition them you have to you you just you have to interview them instead because i'm sure they're like yeah we're not going to make a kid memorize and do all of this work which i'm like without a out they make adults do that like yeah for sure um but uh she interviewed him was like okay make sure he'll like get along and so like any kid who said they were doing like a lot of extracurriculars was like not gonna get along anyone who mentioned lacrosse she said yeah not so much and then when
Starting point is 00:25:12 she asked him what does he like you for fun he goes um kick it i was like okay good this is sounding like he's gonna he's gonna vibe he's gonna have friends and then when she asked him like oh so like you know have you ever been on tv before and he goes well i auditioned for a lot but i never got the job and then she's like booked it he's got it i love the energy which i think is so funny now that i like think like the times he has spoken where he's like wakanda forever and she goes okay maybe wakanda just for today and i'm like this is sounding exactly like the person that the child that she is describing from that first interview yes which i love it at Desjardins insurance we know that when you own a nail salon everything needs to be perfect
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Starting point is 00:26:32 get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to WestJetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at WestJet.com slash 30 years. did you watch the sunny episode no not yet i need to we have been we've been moving it up we've been movie movie movie movie movie movie um we just watched this the idris elba john cena movie don't know what that is well something there's a lot brought it up and i said i'm sorry what idris elba knows who john cena is and he's like yeah they did a movie together we watched that it was crazy john cena is a lot more famous than you like to give him credit for of course i
Starting point is 00:27:15 know i know i'm caught my entire i was brought onto this earth to keep john cena humble i think he he's a very humble have you watched him in interviews here's the thing i started watching interviews and i started feeling bad and then we watched the new rami malik movie wait go back to idris and john cena what was that about so idris elba plays the prime minister of the uk and john cena plays the president and they're going to a nato convention and there someone tries to kill them and then they're like you know on the run is it a comedy yes it was very funny and it's very like got mott said it was like he i thought it was very guy richie-esque he thought it was like guy richie um did he say
Starting point is 00:28:07 paul thomas anderson i think is what he said the combo he said that's what it felt like which i do agree i think it was really it was really funny there were some bits that i kept asking once i was like so like why are we so worried about and he much like well in this world this thing is really stressful and i was like but it's supposed to be our world and like i don't know why this thing is like a really big deal like this isn't a really big deal whatever it was um but it was like it was very it was funny it was good i mean i didn't it was funny it was funny i have my other you were entertained i was i was thoroughly good popcorn movie like eating popcorn like one that you don't have to think too much and you're just sitting eating popcorn yes okay you really don't
Starting point is 00:28:48 have to think too much yeah unfortunately i think i was thinking i had a hard time shutting shutting so much of my brain off for that but i you know i i think i could have gotten like done like three quick fixes and it would have been fantastic perfect flawless there is some scenes though where you know how i talk about one of my favorite movies the circle starring tom hanks which is one of the worst movies quite literally ever made where i can see the moment where Tom Hanks a phenomenal actor has stopped acting and he is just he is no longer Tom Hanks acting frustrated I mean he's no longer acting frustrated he is Tom Hanks frustrated with his scene partner I could see that for a moment Idris Elba where I was like and Monty was like
Starting point is 00:29:31 oh he's just let's get the shot let's get the shot and let's let's move on let's go it is not that difficult which I was like laughing at but it was good and then we watched the Rami Malek one and that boy gives me the heebie motherfucking jeebies he's so good no that's what and that's what's scary is that he's good at playing any character that he takes on like that man is an actor but yeah like he he's scary if and sometimes sometimes he just looks like the sweetest boy and the fact that he can just turn that on it's an actor and i also think he scares himself sometimes it was a little startling um the so that one was called the the amateur and this is like not a spoiler for the movie because like i mean it is if you're like melissa
Starting point is 00:30:25 you haven't even seen the trailer but like the premise of it from like jump description of the movie again not a spoiler is that his wife played by your favorite rachel rosahan is murdered in like uh she's she's a civilian essentially who gets taken as a hostage not even like real hostage but like bank kind of style like robbery hostage and then she ends up getting killed in crossfire whatever and so he works at the cia seemingly i think she did too but like we did not get enough background on her and so he makes it his mission that he's like a tech boy like he's behind his computer doing his he's playing robbie mallick always attacking movies so he's he decides he's like i'm i'm gonna kill these i'm gonna find these people and kill them and like the bosses are like
Starting point is 00:31:11 okay little boy whatever so he he does that like he essentially like the whole movie and like you see in the trailer like the different times he's like plotting and doing this but without fail every fucking time like he already he goes through training they're like i don't think you can kill anybody i think you can do it he's like all right i can't and he like he builds up his confidence or whatever without fucking fail every time he concocts these horrifically cruel and violent painful ways for these people to die he does them he also by the way is there every time because he's like i want you to look me in the eyes and i want you to know that this is because of this like he is there i want her to know it was me like and every time after he does that the next
Starting point is 00:31:52 scene is him going what have i done what have i done i'm oh my god who am i and i'm like okay after we've after we've racked up three bodies that you said you were going to i need you to pick up the pace i need you to be a little more okay with this but like this whole thing like his humanity was bringing him down the whole time i was like oh my god you literally just you he like had one where he like programmed the pool and this is in the trailer but he programmed the pool it was a glass bottom pool and it was um a bridge essentially like the pool connected to buildings and the whole thing is glass and then you just have like you know it's a skyscraper and then you have like all the shit at the bottom and so this guy's like swimming laps
Starting point is 00:32:32 or whatever and he like programs it to like he's so smart like compress pressurizing something with the glass and essentially like all of the glass in it like jets up at first and like start stabbing this man he's like trying to swim through it and then finally the whole thing shatters and breaks and like we harm clearly civilians which i go kind of feels exactly opposite of yours because your wife was a civilian you know like okay for sure and then and then was like oh my god what have i done i go you you looked this man in the eye as you essentially kabobbed him with a bunch of pieces of glass and then you shattered this whole thing and now you're like i'm nervous well maybe you could have poisoned him maybe we could have done and then every time he's like running
Starting point is 00:33:13 me like oh my god they're chasing me i go well you did pick something a little obvious you pick something a little big not for me thank you for the thorough yeah it is right down it is not for me we'll get into that in my um in tomorrow or my are we doing what am i wrong tomorrow yeah yeah i'll get into that in that and finally trisha paytas as a day of recording has named her baby okay now i didn't even know she had multiple children until y'all were talking about it on the live stream i don't anything i know about this woman i've learned through megan now to refresh your memory the name what a water related name and ideally has is the name of a movie and or on like on a movie poster from like a character aspect like this says the name on it because her
Starting point is 00:34:08 other kids elvis and and bar and malibu barbie barbie on there so now knowing this i would like you to guess what this baby's name melissa you're gonna i don't know i'm not invested in this at all i don't know if you can think of a movie this is the one that i thought was the least likely to happen because it is what i would have said is the most obvious and is also the least name like it is a movie you have seen it is a movie members of your family really like a specific child member of your family i'm pretty sure had a phase with this movie ariel no i think this is one of the i think well actually i don't know which one of the kids it was but i'm if i'm maybe i'm wrong but i do think one man no one liked that movie oh okay why did i make
Starting point is 00:34:52 that up in my head i thought someone had an aquaman face no well the baby's name is aquaman cool makes me wonder you know how some people are named guy maybe man will be another name doesn't change my opinion about her one bit well it fits exactly in what I yeah she's consistent thank you for sharing you're welcome you are welcome I need to ask Mary how she's feeling because she had so many guesses and that one wasn't even her top Ozzy Osbourne just died yeah I saw that all I think about him is how he bit a bat was he trying to be a patient here or something he was on stage and a bat flew on the stage and he took it and bit the head off i'm sorry and we've seen other concerts where
Starting point is 00:35:47 artists have gotten bitten by bats on stage and then they have to like immediately we brought it up when we talked about that whoa okay that's that's a unique a unique choice that i i didn't know that anybody was gonna make yeah we talked about it though you just don't remember you blocked it i blocked it on purpose i don't like bats no they carry lots of diseases and i don't like that they have like they're a bird but they like have like human related like it's like it's like they're mammals they're not birds they're mammals no no but they fly like birds but then they have like mammal skin i don't i find that alarming can't stand them i don't even like hairless cats sorry jenny i was sad about malcolm jamal warner too yeah i legit had a class with
Starting point is 00:36:41 him there was only 10 of us in that class so like i knew him yeah yeah and that's when he was dating regina king too and he was just the kindest person hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotia bank.com slash hisa to learn more scotia bank you're richer than you think i know that shack pisses us off a lot but there's also an underlying love for him but did you see this story about him recently is it bad no it's good oh okay great because he went
Starting point is 00:37:38 he was in i believe north carolina and he was driving somewhere and he had to stop and pee and the closest place was a bridal shop and so he went in and peed but then he bought everybody's wedding dresses i i love that yeah and here's the thing people want to be like the only reason why he does that is because he was not a present father and he's buying people's affection i was gonna say he was a present father he's just overly parented his girls yeah but he like there was some interview with where they like basically he's like yeah i definitely like try and make up for parenting mistakes with like buying things whatever and that their relationship as adults is like a lot better and i'm like i'm just gonna say it as
Starting point is 00:38:23 somebody who's fucked up money helps yeah like money does help there's no you can't go back in time and like change and fix that if you decide to like be a better person and like have a better relationship with your kids without a doubt if you also like if that guilt brings you to be like van cleef if that guilt brings you to cardi if that guilt brings you to best buy then who am i to stop your guilt from map questing to wherever you want to go and showing up with a nice little gift wrap purchase you can you can buy a lot from me and for me me too people that say money doesn't buy happiness okay it doesn't buy happiness like you can't go somewhere and physically buy happiness but you can buy things that do make me happy yeah you can buy experiences that make me happy
Starting point is 00:39:11 you can buy health care that makes me happy you can buy just a beverage can make me happy yeah but you have to spend the money you can't just keep the money and then get well it didn't bring me happiness well swipe a card drop some money yeah yeah i'm a fan money consensus would like it yeah enjoy it he also has been talking he didn't realize how little that the wmba players made and he's been doing interviews talking about payment well do you see caitlin clark's own fans are turning against her because she said yeah pay us more and they said woman said what i i thought that was your girl they they're okay with her making more but at the same time they're actually not because they do fundamentally hate women when you find out caitlin maybe now it's time to
Starting point is 00:40:02 actually address the fact that your fan base just quote-unquote likes you because it gives them excuse to be racist yeah yeah a lot because all of them when they were in the warm-up were had on shirts that said pay us what we're worth i believe is what it said and then during the actual game where she was coaching her division and i used coaching lightly they were all out they're just having fun yeah it was it looked like like charity event yeah stately was on the side and she was like trying to coach people it was like what they're they're professional you're a college everybody wants you to be professional but she's like nah i love like nurturing these children but she's like like on the sidelines coaching it was very funny uh
Starting point is 00:40:49 joel trying to coach she was there as a spectator because she was getting frustrated at the shots they were making but uh during the actual game uh caitlin had on a shirt that said um i don't remember exactly what it said but it was like pay me the same as nba players so that's what really pissed them off and you know what they were calling her which i go explain that further they start calling her a traitor and i go how because she wants to be paid no no but like who is she betraying you and like tell me what your alliance is because she is a part of the wmba not the mmba so like how she this is her as a whole this is her team that is who she is faithful to yeah and i'm like okay you're thinking that she's a traitor because she wants these
Starting point is 00:41:38 she also wants these black women to be paid more and you go no no you are you're a traitor to our race and i'm like you are insane fucking insane they don't care no they don't they care about actual good basketball i said weeks ago that page is a better player now we statistically have that she is a better player her rookie year is exponentially better than caitlyn's why aren't they behind her and on let's be real phenotypically even whiter yeah blonde hair light eyes like this is but she's a lesbian there you go and she likes black people there you go fucking insane to me mm-hmm but it was they all look like they were having fun the stud buds were having a fucking blast so what was that event the stud buds like they were just streaming because it was all-star
Starting point is 00:42:32 weekend okay so they were just streaming the whole weekend and yeah who was streaming the stud buds they had a stream up and they were just streaming the whole weekend okay well what platform like was it a sponsor no they were just having fun oh wait i love that because i was gonna say i saw so much content from it that i assumed that there was a sponsor of it no they were just having fun they dyed their hair the same they had matching outfits and they were just going out and having fun they had somebody during the all-star game one of the reporters said uh i can't i don't want to misquote it but essentially because nobody was playing defense really because they don't want to get hurt and she says something about just like something and i forgot what that thing is
Starting point is 00:43:23 they don't have d and it was something like she was talking about dick but i can't remember exactly what she was saying oh that's funny and i'm mad that i'm misquoting this now i like that and then And also the commissioner, because they had said, the stud bus had said something about, oh, they were on stream and they were talking about how they had their straps on at a party. And then the commissioner came up to them and was like, straps, really? Like, differently, but she didn't realize she had a camera on her. Oh, my God. That's funny. I love that.
Starting point is 00:44:02 now that i know because like i literally saw so many different angles from this that i was like i wonder if they're sponsored like this they were just having fun it was quite literally their twitch stream yeah that's impressive deeply impressive i saw coach jackie was there yeah she was having a blast also you know what i fucking saw my for you page which completely shook my world it was a pbs video being like everyone react to like you know employees lo and behold fucking coach jackie works at pbs she did one years ago like when she was first getting like her plat like building her platform she was in one of the ones where they were talking about like sponsoring like i've known this for years yeah oh my god i had no idea and i was like what are you doing here and then i
Starting point is 00:44:49 like this makes perfect sense that you work at pbs wow wow wow wow as a pbs kid i love that were you a pbs kid no well you also wrote bad cable yeah yeah but i you know i appreciate i watch sesame street yeah there are certain ones i think that like are universal watch yeah i didn't watch author but my sister did i don't know what else was you would have loved dw she's a cop well canonically she grows up to be a cop she does though i will say i can't i don't want to pass judgment on the world that they have created as like adults because like i think if it's like rugrats all grown up like i've seen rugrats all grown up so like i can attest to that i don't know like did an asteroid hit the planet where arthur lit like what is that what is a snitch
Starting point is 00:45:50 every every episode that i've seen she's snitching i want to be a private investigator she has cop energy no she does but i wanted her to be a pi or i want her to be a reality tv star she can't be a P.I. because she doesn't keep her mouth shut long enough. P.I.'s got to have more stealth. She's very obvious with what she does, and she wants people to know. That's cop energy.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yep, let Cersei know it was me. That's very true. That's very, very true. And unfortunately, I'm also that way. I could act in silence, but if you get fucked over, I want you to know it was me. Yeah, so I wasn't... I didn't really watch.
Starting point is 00:46:33 No Zabumafu? Don't know what that is. dragon tales i'm familiar with dragon tales i didn't watch it though was out of the box on nickelodeon or pbs or disney was nickelodeon or i think it was the same disney out of the box out of the box that's the one with the bear no no that's uh the one with the with the box drums yeah the bongos yeah i've seen them on tiktok they haven't aged it's remarkable they've been that age my whole life so boomafu is a little wild i don't i didn't love zoomafu i don't know what that is it is a puppet lemur and then these two men i think they're canadian and they like
Starting point is 00:47:22 teach you about nature and stuff and sometimes there are real animals there but no matter what there is this what i can only describe as like looking deeply possessed with like jaundiced yellow eyes this lemur puppet which to show this to your nephew no because he'll love it yeah because he's a fucking freak that is just like so deeply alarming no i know why does he have legs he ruined every part of it that i'm like i love to learn about real animals and i love that the whole thing's kind of like set up like it's like a it's like a treehouse jungle kind of the whole set's beautiful but no matter what you're ruining it with this this this demonic puppet always here yeah i don't want to see legs like that i'm fine with seeing like almost legs but
Starting point is 00:48:11 why are his legs like that yeah i just don't i don't like it and then like i don't like when they brought him like outside into the real world like because like that is a puppet and like he does not look well no yeah speaking of puppets i know a lot of people have been recreating that whole incident with the cheaters oh yeah but someone did it with miss piggy and elmo and i just want people to remember elmo was three and a half stop putting him in these adult situations you keep the Muppets with the Muppets and Sesame Street with Sesame Street don't have them intermix
Starting point is 00:48:56 yeah there's no crossover here this is like I mean there is but like in this situation that is a child yeah Miss Piggy could be a babysitter Miss Piggy is your Elmo's fun drag aunt but like they're
Starting point is 00:49:11 Elmo's a baby disgusting that's gross also there's so many other so many other characters you could just Gonzo uh huh who's the monster
Starting point is 00:49:26 the Dracula one yeah well that's Sesame Street but at least he's an adult that's what I'm saying even if you wanted to have this be a multi-universe crossover pick something like that don't pick any of the children also Big Bird is a child
Starting point is 00:49:42 Big Bird and as a child who was very similar to Big Bird sometimes you can't control how big you are as a kid okay yeah still a kid just because but you the speech patterns alone tell you how old these the puppets they are technically are muppets but they're they're sesame street puppets the way they talk tells you how old they are burton ernie grown-ass men that's why they're married elmo and all his friends and big bird children children children and if you were shocked that a fully grown adult man was the voice of elmo that is
Starting point is 00:50:22 probably because you all thought this was this was a child no same thing with rugrats those are those are babies unless they're all all grown up yeah i could watch that again i loved that this is great i watched that well until because i started watching it as a child but like they kept making more and I was watching that well until I wasn't I had become an adult Rugrats is phenomenal Rugrats in Paris yeah phenomenal so so so good I loved Angelica also my ringtone used to be the Cynthia song Cynthia she's a really cool dancer Cynthia boogie to the groove now yeah you told me once that Cynthia was your favorite character and I was like Cynthia's barely there i also loved emika who was the pop star with blue hair i was a i was a rugrats
Starting point is 00:51:14 motherfucking kid loved i remember the first time i watched it felt bad for chucky once paris came along but prior to that i was like someone get this boy a nose strip someone get this whole family some someone get this these this family to a plastic surgeon to undeviate these symptoms they are so congested and it stressed me out as a fucking kid i had so many friends with asthma i was really concerned about his well-being yeah it's it's a valid concern yes and we're just nasally yes we're both nasally but i remember the first time i watched road grads is this one of your like memories of being like an actual baby i wasn't a baby baby i was in our house in the second time we lived in memphis downstairs watching on our tv and i remember the music
Starting point is 00:52:03 came on and i was like what is this and was hooked ever since then yeah it's so good it's so good i also loved phil and lil that's like a twin costume because you're welcoming this now no because they're babies because they're fucking normal maybe i shouldn't tell anytime there's like weird mixed gender twins be like okay look at phil and lil fucking be normal don't be weird they were a little weird though being weird was part of their brand oh totally but they weren't weird in the way that i don't like opposite sex twins being weird but you also don't like same sex twins if you're identical it's just a little creepy like and i don't mean anything negative it's just like i think it's crazy if you as a twin don't acknowledge it like
Starting point is 00:52:55 yeah it is like really freaking freaky that someone walks around looking exactly like you like objectively like that's weird you know disagree but to each their own well biology freaks me out sometimes well that's our episode does biology also freak you out let us know join us on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday wednesday listen to my show which is in the show notes thursday we've got another episode of don't blame me and then friday it'll be a rerun because we're on summer vacation it's time to break baby when we get back we'll tell you all about my experience in vegas and beyonce and megan all about her digging up oh oh dig it dig it up oh oh a-r-m-p-i to the d
Starting point is 00:53:51 dude was smelling yeah dog that's me i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth all i do is dig holes eat and sleep justice i need two things they put on spotify i need the whole soundtrack put on spotify i need the brandy cinderella soundtrack put on spot i don't think we're ever gonna get that brandy cinderella it's devastating to me i i i need it desperately I need it anywhere. I'll take a hard copy CD. Let me see if I can find it on eBay. If you can, it's going to be like $1,000.
Starting point is 00:54:18 And possibly worth it. All right. Goodbye. We will... Fist you later. This is a Sister Sign production hosted by me, Megan Rinks. And me, Melissa D. Montz, plus Diamond Imprint Productions.

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